Tom Reads His Spam: Recent Episodes
Tom Webster
Most SPAM email makes no sense whatsoever, until Tom Webster dramatically reinterprets it for a modern audience. Tom Reads His SPAM highlights the poetry in the mundane, and illuminates the passion behind some of the Internet's most insane messages.
With ACME going out of business, Coyote needs a new supplier for nefarious equipment. Today's SPAM might just be their replacement.
On today's DELICIOUS SPAM, Tom reads what starts out as a fairly innocuous email about nutrition, but it ends horribly for at least three friends in the jungles of India. Also, don't eat tomatoes.
Today's SPAM is a delightful word salad, under the hopeful subject line "Nothing can seduce women faster than a big night. Trump medications from Canada."
It's a TRIUMPHANT RETURN for Tom Reads His Spam. Today, I got a FAX. Yes, a FAX. If it is to be believed, I am 16 million dollars richer.
Here is a truly terrifying SPAM received by my friend Josh Bernoff, who wrote a very funny article about it on his excellent site, Without Bullshit. This is a fantastic piece of blackmail. Enjoy.