History as is it didn't necessarily happen.
We've all heard those boring Today In History segments on the radio. We've read similar snippets in the paper and online.
History can be hilarious. Tune in and have some fun with a satircal take on what happened on any particular day.
Byron Fayette started his broadcasting career in 1994. He started his drinking career at the age of 8. His interest in history began even earlier.
These days he wakes up early (usually in a ditch), finds his way home, and puts together five minutes of sometimes hilarious, often heartwarming, always hilarious insights about whatever happened on any particular day during the history of this crazy world.
comedy, satire, history
March 28, 2022
Professor (at least former professor of something) Byron Fayette contemplates the increasing waistline of American women and the war on drugs, as it began at Mena, Arkansas.
MARCH 25-27, 2022
PROFESSOR (IN THE SAME SENSE COLONEL SANDERS WAS A COLONEL) BYRON FAYETTE DRUNKENLY MUSES ON THE BAFFLING STRATEGIC AND TACTICAL BLUNDERS COMMITED BY THE RUSSIAN LEADERSHIP.
HE WOULD BE FIGHTING HIMSELF, HE SAYS, BUT THE LAST TIME HE HAD TO RUN TOWARD THE ENEMY, THE ICE KEPT SHAKING OUT OF HIS GLASS.
March 18-20, 2022
The perpetually hungover Byron Fayette muses on the obviously related topics of truck-stop prostitution, Ham Radio, and the every-pesky People's Liberation Army.
Datline: March 17, 2022
Byron Fayette, defrocked professor of history, prepares to party down with Jeff Davis, Ramses, and some boycott-friendly vodka beside an Illinois reservoir.
The Frog Level, Alabama Blues.
Byron Fayette, perpetually hungover, invariably unemployed, laments a restless night in northern Alabama.
February 22, 2022
Drunken (and fired for sexual harassment) History Professor Byron Fayette puts the history into a modern context.
Various musings from a defrocked professor of history at a college where the students are too drunk to remeber who they slept with last night, let alone who founded this great republic.
January 20, 2022
Unemployed "professor" of history, Byron Fayette gives his less-than-prescient take on world affairs.
Former Professor of History at LSU...Byron Fayette...wakes up (sometimes) in the morning to bemoan his fate and impart a bit of wisdom to the new generation.
Professor Fayette rejoices over the decent LSU season as he recounts the years he was too drunk to watch football.
Explaining the South always takes a bit of time. I hope folks will humor me for allotting six-minutes to myself today.
Musings of a rambling Southerner who was lucky enough to attend Hilliard High School in a good ol' town in the American Midwest in the good ol' eighties.
Drinking in Church. Have you done it?
I did a couple of weeks ago. I can't say I'm proud of it. But I cansay that the Presbyteriens no longer call me up on Saturday to ask me to drive the church bus.
I hope you enjoy this edition of The Hungover Historian!
Musings about this day in history.
What the catfish are biting.
And why you never ever want to drink from the Admiral's bottle.
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This morning the Hungover Historian recounts the time that Robert Reed of The Brady Bunch gave him an eight-dollar haircut in Bastrop, Louisiana.
Morning musings of an unemployed history buff who wonders just how is life turned into what it is.
Mere musings of a defunct broadcaster and history professor about life, history, and ladyboys. But, by God, I am proud of my French ancestors. So should you be. That is, if you have French ancestors with HUGE NUTS. That is explained in the podcast/broadcast!
Don McClean sang about delivering papers on "The Day The Music Died." Did he ever dream that youthful profesion would also die....
Just one of the many things I contemplate in the morning as I wonder what the hell happened to my career and life...
Just some musings from a former academic as he nurses his throbbing head and wonders how his life came to this...
The time I met the Dali Lhama up in Idaho. First time he ever cursed, because the dumb Okie I was with accused him of being a Devil Worshiper.
NAMASTE!
Don't trust doctors about Covid. Trust those with five percent of a doctor's eduacation!
Geraldo Rivera once got beaten in a boxing match at a drag bar in Little Rock, Arkansas. Humonga, Queen Of The Buffet, knocked him out in the first round. That, and other interesting historic facts are always included in this podcast.
Pondering events of historical consequence. Today in History, Richard Gere was born, Leonardo DiCaprio was up to his usual uninformed hypocricy, and hamsters trembled.
I may be an old drunk, but I know the difference between and Afghani who is pissing on my boots, and a meteoroligist who says there is a chance of showers. This is worth contemplation.
A song a few years back was called "The Monkey Speaks His Mind." It had some "down with Whitey" vibes. Now, Southerners from the Arklatex are being vilified as racist and "unwoke". We are not racist, but we are proudly "unwoke". See, half of us Southern folk areminorities. We get just a little offended when the up-north-msnbc-media says we all hate blacks. Hell, most of us are, at least, a little black. So, now, "The Southerner Speaks His Mind." Listen and weep, you old Yanke gutter trash. Or, should I say, TRAAYYAASSHHH?
Since I lost my job (for justifiable reasons) as a history teacher at LSU, I have endeavoured to tell the (drunken) truth about the world. Since I lost my Chinese Fiance to Asian Fielty, I have striven even harder to teach the truth. This morning's episode, though, is not about me. It is not about my Chinese-Ex-Fiance. It is, instead, about so many guys who went to fight for our freedom...in German, Guadalcanla, or California...over the years!
Byron Fayette, functional alcoholic and defrocked historian, is touring the Midwest. This morning's espisode originates in the glorious Heartland Town of Clear Lake, Iowa.
How Fidel Catro went from a greasy slum-boy to a Russian pawn, and the current laughing stock of the CCP.
Byron Fayette, deposed and disposed professor of history, gives his less-than-sober take on what happened, may have happened, or absolutely did not happen on this day down through years gone by.
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History is never neat and clean. And...we are part of history. Every tick of the clock puts us among our ancestors.
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Dear Amelia was a groundbreaker. Danica Patrick was not.
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Ramblings from this day in history, from the perspective of a retired (fired for flirting with students) historian from the region known as The Arklatex.
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March 11th was a tremulous day in history. Please listen, and avoid the traps that snared many a good person on the (pre) ides of March.
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