Dry Shave: Recent Episodes

Dry Shave

Dry Shave is a medley of thoughts and impressions published by two satirical freelance public broadcasters.

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Happy Birthday, Just Not Right!

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Typically, not all of the details are present...but they aren't all really required.

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We used to play my Sega Dreamcast.

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Sometimes a horn is all you need in life.

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Life offers many dilemmas we must face. It's difficult to know what is the best choice.

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Drag it out and you find out what they really want, the same as you.

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Seventies/Eighties suburban neighborhood.

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Henceforth...

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From Asia to Europe to America - without moving a muscle - in the personal pursuit.

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Billy Graham, the Osmond family, and my dad walk into a stadium.

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Responsibility. Whose job is it?

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I went, Shane (from Shane and Tom's Squeezebox) went, and NOFX unknowingly created social media in the form of punk rock music which Fat Wreck were gracious in allowing us to use.

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On the weekend, on his own time.

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What do you think?

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Love is forever. Featuring Nick (from #116 - Eleven).

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Sometimes "look both ways" isn't enough.

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Sporting madness accentuated by the smooth song stylings of the best underground band in the United States of America and good friends, Ol' Yeller. From the "Nuzzle" CD - I'm not kidding when I say buy this damn CD, it's a lifetime of enjoyment for less than $15.

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Is there such a thing as "spare change"?

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Sometimes all it takes is "I'm sorry."

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Parking lot.

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All people have hopes, dreams, and ambitions. Do what you can to help them fulfill them, one piece at a time. Featuring Thomas (from #61 - Dusty).

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Pisces speaks in the language of the soul and you can hear only when you listen with your soul.

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This is what concerns me? What kind of a world is this we are living in?

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What moves the heart?

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Lordy Lordy Look Who's Forty.

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I still don't know. Not even after reflecting with Tim Coyne of the Hollywood Podcast, a truly wonderful show you should pay great attention to.

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Sometimes it's good to take a break and wait things out.

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Sleeping Single In A Double Bed.

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Shout it
Shout it
Shout it out loud!

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RRA 925

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...and you can't make me. Super pal Eddie Spaghetti played the theme song, and quite well.

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Frank.

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Always strive for greatness and let nothing stop you on your path to success.

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Advice that resonates regardless of the excess of your lifestyle.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and God walk into a bar...

The song, "Daylight Come (Penelope's Song)", with generous thanks to Phil Rossi. Go to his MySpace page to download the song for yourself and hear others by him.

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What happened to idealism?

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You did what?

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All for the want of a free new toothbrush and some floss.

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I need to update my resumé.

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Be careful what you wish for.

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I don't harbor a grudge?

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Who the hell is Bob?

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We've come a long way.

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Pride. The music was executed by Fleshies as suggested to us by Alternative Tentacles.

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Don't underestimate the power of the meat.

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Late one night - be safe. Music drafted and executed by those guys in the Supersuckers, they like us, we like them.

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It's residual, I've let it go now though. Thanks for your help. Music by legendary JFA as prepared for us by Alternative Tentacles.

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It's never that simple. Music by SMA Records stars, the Minnesota Music Academy's best Rock Group of 2006, Ol' Yeller - found on the Minnesota Music Academy's best Rock Album of 2006, "Good Luck". Music also from their "Country" CD (download the entire "Country" CD for free here. Yes, a whole album of mostly country music covers and a couple original songs for free). That's a lot of words...but they're worth it.

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What would you do?

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We have an embarassment of riches.

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You never know where danger may strike.

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It's all in the bottom line. NOFX wrote the song for us (with thanks to Fat Wreck).

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Everything and the kitchen sink.

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Just do it, you'll be glad you did. And listen to Zeke, the hardest rocking band in the land.

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Everybody likes a kind man. Music by the Wesley Willis, R.I.P. (Alternative Tentacles thought it would be a good addition to this).

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What you see is what you get.

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Keeping it holy means...? Vic Chesnutt likes us and told us to use his music so we did.

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Brush your teeth after eating all of that chocolate and candy. If you drink, don't drive. Don't eat apples with razor blades in them.

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SuperAmerica is a gas station/convenience store, Charles Bukowski is an author, and music is by Brenda.

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Rinka-dink, a bottle of ink. The cork fell out, and you stink. Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean - just because. Rats nest music by the King of Chicago, Wesley Willis, R.I.P. (Alternative Tentacles said we should play it for you. Obviously they were right).

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Parking lot.

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He is Legend.

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Zig Zag? What's wrong with Export A? Harmonic scale talent courtesy of our friends NOFX (and Fat Wreck), as well as our other friends the Glenrustles (and SMA Records).

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I've since grown, I've changed my ways. Music generously provided by the artist who has created the soundtrack of my life.

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Leave her alone, you bloody little bastards. Music by Dirty Three (thanks Touch and Go) and Band of Horses (thanks Sub Pop).

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Tell the truth and level with everything. Music by amigo grande, Lou Barlow, because he's just that damn good.

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It shouldn't be this difficult. Music by Friends of Dean Martinez and Hot Hot Heat courtesy of our loving friends at Sub Pop Records.

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Live life to it's fullest. The music of NOFX is courtesy of our friends at Fat Wreck.

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I hope we have a bad thermometer.

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Solid silliness.

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This one kind of wanders around but comes together in the end. Music courtesy of our dearest friends, the Supersuckers.

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Where the hell is Shirley?

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"Ding Ding", as Stymie would say. Music by best buddies (seriously), SMA Records stars, the Glenrustles. Download the entire "Country" CD by Ol' Yeller for free here.

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Get to the bottom of your true authentic self. The song stylings of the Reverend Horton Heat courtesy of Sub Pop Records, Dischord told us to play Minor Threat.

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Grant Hart is an incredible singer/songwriter/musician. If you don't own any of his music (Husker Du, Nova Mob, or his solo work) please seek it out.

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There are a lot of Kurt stories. All music by Melvins with thanks to their label, Ipecac Recordings.

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I love my job. Music courtesy of our old pal, Lou Barlow and the SubPop label.

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Work. With music by the hardest rocking band in the land. Buy the music of Zeke.

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Channel your inner turmoil and do something creative with it. Music courtesy of our friends Grandaddy.

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I like yogurt. The music of NOFX is courtesy of our friends at Fat Wreck.

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Music by Lambchop, please consider purchasing their music.

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Some people's kids. Music courtesy of the Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World.

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The heat is on.

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Arizona, Texas, and my Brother. Music by the Butthole Surfers, I'd suggest buying some of their music and merch here.

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My dad's a dork.

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Learn to occupy space and stay invisible.

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Batmen. Yes, Batmen.

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Make decisions wisely, think things through, don't do anything you think you might regret.

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Dr.Dooom aka Kool Keith
First Come, First Served
Threshold Recordings, LLC
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Some guy can't stop speeding

Kool Keith
Sex Style
Threshold Recordings, LLC
Buy at iTunes Music Store

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Some thoughts on Big Brother and music by Killdozer (thanks to Touch and Go Records).