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The boys discuss the Blazers big trade! Big Dumper is on a historic pace. The Pac-12 is getting a new member. Enjoy!
We have mass confusion! The Blazers shocked everyone at the NBA Draft. What are the Blazers doing with this roster? Good vs Evil!
There seems to be a log jam at the center position, will the Blazers make more moves this offseason to free up some space there?
It’s possible the Philadelphia Eagles have cracked the code on beating the Kansas City Chiefs; Defensive Line. Their big boys made the Chiefs look like small boys in the Super Bowl (little small boys). Can this be replicated? Luke and Will discuss.
Luke and Will discuss. The NBA is having a hard time attracting new fans. Some blame TV deals. Some blame the players, but Will has someone else to blame.
Will thinks the other filthy children at his kid’s day care are the sick ones, not his kid. Discussing if the Super Bowl trophy should change names. It’s a question as old as time; Would you trade an MVP trophy for a Super Bowl trophy? There’s one player that answers in the affirmative. It’s Cam Newton and his weird-ass hats. Luke and Will try to understand this jabroni. Farting is a great way to execute payback.
It’s a question as old as time; Would you trade an MVP trophy for a Super Bowl trophy? There’s one player that answers in the affirmative. It’s Cam Newton and his weird-ass hats. Luke and Will try to understand this jabroni.
Taking a look at the Divisional Round games and what they might tell us about an exciting conference championship weekend. On the cusp of third-straight Super Bowl, the Kansas City Chiefs are approaching a level of hate-a-bility THE LIKES OF WHICH NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN!!! But do they deserve it? Luke and Will discuss. Saquon Barkley has become the face of a Super Bowl contender. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
On the cusp of third-straight Super Bowl, the Kansas City Chiefs are approaching a level of hate-a-bility THE LIKES OF WHICH NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN!!! But do they deserve it? Luke and Will discuss.
Luke begins the show by showing Will how to knuckle-huck. It’s live on YouTube if you want to watch, but if you have kids I would advise they stay out of the room while you watch. It’s that time of year where NFL coaching candidate make their best cases to win a coveted job. Some have been filled, while others have controversy. Luke and Will try to navigate this landscape while staying positive about Pete Carrol. How the Jaguars flubbed their coaching search. A Canadian gets his penis stuck in ice.
It’s that time of year where NFL coaching candidate make their best cases to win a coveted job. Some have been filled, while others have controversy. Luke and Will try to navigate this landscape while staying positive about Pete Carrol.
The presumptive rookie of the year, Jayden Daniels, heads into his Divisional round match up against a depleted Lions crew. If he wins, the entire narrative around the Commanders and NFL will change. But are we smelling a Sophomore slump? Luke and Will sniff around the subject… How will Matt Stafford’s legacy be defined? What about Lamar and Josh? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
The presumptive rookie of the year, Jayden Daniels, heads into his Divisional round match up against a depleted Lions crew. If he wins, the entire narrative around the Commanders and NFL will change. But are we smelling a Sophomore slump? Luke and Will sniff around the subject…
It’s the NFL Divisional Round and Luke is still pissed off about the Vikings and their ass quarterback, Sam Darnold. The Chiefs are rolling into the playoffs with a 15-2 record. According to Will, they hold the moniker of “Worst Good Team.” With that being said, Patrick Mahomes is playing under his expected weight. But does Luke agree? More Divisional talk. Would you help Brad Pitt if he was in a financial jam?
The Chiefs are rolling into the playoffs with a 15-2 record. According to Will, they hold the moniker of “Worst Good Team.” With that being said, Patrick Mahomes is playing under his expected weight. But does Luke agree?
NFL wildcard weekend is here and the hot seat is HOT. John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin have must win games on their plate with high stakes. Should either get fired with a loss? Luke and Will dive in DEEP. A fun NFL Wildcard weekend WHIPAROUND! WHAT TO WATCH!!!
NFL wildcard weekend is here and the hot seat is HOT. John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin have must win games on their plate with high stakes. Should either get fired with a loss? Luke and Will dive in DEEP.
Luke is back from a golf trip and Will wants to know if there was any dude on dude action. We also discuss the college football playoff and who seems like a favorite for the title. The College Football National Championship is now set; Ohio State vs. Notre Dame. How can the Irish not get embarrassed? OR WILL THEY?!? Luke and Will discuss. NFL Playoffs talk. Medical emergency involving a butt plug.
The College Football National Championship is now set; Ohio State vs. Notre Dame. How can the Irish not get embarrassed? OR WILL THEY?!? Luke and Will discuss.
Welcome to the Death Zone! Has Geno Smith taken a step back. Good vs Evil and What to Watch. Another classic Sinner and Saint to kickoff your weekend.
Has Geno Smith taken a step back? Welcome to the Death Zone! Lip filler talk. What to Watch.
Can Will become the Fan's Stephen A Smith? A brief Grunge history lesson. What helped jump start the Seahawks turn around? Good vs Evil!
NFL Week 14 is underway and Thursday Night Football displayed one of the greatest contests. The Lions put their balls on the table to win. Does this make them Super Bowl favorites? Will & Will discuss.
What’s the app you use to communicate non-verbally that you’re not interested in talking to someone? Email? Weather app? NFL Week 14 is underway and Thursday Night Football displayed one of the greatest contests. The Lions put their balls on the table to win. Does this make them Super Bowl favorites? Will & Will discuss.
The Oregon Ducks head into the Big 10 Title Game this weekend with all the momentum, and everything to lose. Will & Will break down what the ducks need to punch their ticket with a bye in the College Football Playoff. A
It’s another Will Squared edition! They dip into some celebrity talk and try to figure out who was the Justin Bieber of Will’s generation? The Oregon Ducks head into the Big 10 Title Game this weekend with all the momentum, and everything to lose. Will & Will break down what the ducks need to punch their ticket with a bye in the College Football Playoff. A woman is pay a lot of traffic fines, BUT SHE QUIT DRIVING IN 2020.
It’s a pizza segment! Will D accidentally mismanaged the clock and we end up talking about best pizza places in your local town. The NFL Playoff race is heating up and it’s coming down to the wire! Bo Nix is ROY bound. The 49ers are in a tight division race and the Browns are fun to watch! Will & Will cover it all! Thanksgiving food discussion. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
The NFL Playoff race is heating up and it’s coming down to the wire! Bo Nix is ROY bound. The 49ers are in a tight division race and the Browns are fun to watch! Will & Will cover it all!
It’s a Will-Sqaured edition of S&S, and they boys slip into some hazing talk… it doesn’t get dark, we promise. The Oregon Ducks come into this match-up with the Huskies undefeated, and a guaranteed spot in the college football playoff. Do they really need to win? Will D & Will O discuss what’s at stake for this team, and head coach Dan Lanning. Analyzing the first year of conference realignment. Frog Pizza; It’s good!
The Oregon Ducks come into this match-up with the Huskies undefeated, and a guaranteed spot in the college football playoff. Do they really need to win? Will D & Will O discuss what’s at stake for this team, and head coach Dan Lanning.
Will goes insane in the first segment and yells about Daniel Jones an saber metrics. That spirals into a Brock Purdy discussion. The Seahawks are down, but not out in the NFC West. Plenty of time to improve. Luke makes his case for the birds to get back in the playoff race. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
The Seahawks are down, but not out in the NFC West. Plenty of time to improve. Luke makes his case for the birds to get back in the playoff race.
Luke and Will get back to their roots and talk celebrity speculation. This includes the cast of ‘Just Shoot Me’ and a debate; Who is more popular at their height – Craig Robinson or David Spade? Two major match-ups in college football may tell the fate of the 12-Team-College-Football-Playoff. If Indiana wins, where does Ohio State go? If Army wins, does Boise State get the boot? Luke and Will discuss. Oregon’s close call against Wisconsin may be a sign of danger. Fake your death, but make sure you cover your tracks.
Two major match-ups in college football may tell the fate of the 12-Team-College-Football-Playoff. If Indiana wins, where does Ohio State go? If Army wins, does Boise State get the boot? Luke and Will discuss.
The Portland Trail Blazers are not sucking as much as usual. They beat the Timberwolves BACK-TO-BACK. Shaedon Sharpe was looking great. Clingan is looking good. WE GOT A TEAM HERE. Luke is tries to convince Will there is optimism to be had. Seahawks are at an inflection point in the season. The NFL slate is to drool for this weekend. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
The Portland Trail Blazers are not sucking as much as usual. They beat the Timberwolves BACK-TO-BACK. Shaedon Sharpe was looking great. Clingan is looking good. WE GOT A TEAM HERE. Luke is tries to convince Will there is optimism to be had.
Luke and Will are PUNCH DRUNK, breaking down the Tyson/Jake Paul fight and why it disappointed, but was fun. College football playoff is starting to come into form, as about 3 weeks remain on the season. There are some perplexing situations where a 1-loss BYU team could be OUT! Luke and Will discuss how the 12-team College Football playoff might not benefit a fair format. Oregon Ducks might be on upset alert? Dress like a bear and scare people in your community… THANK US LATER!
College football playoff is starting to come into form, as about 3 weeks remain on the season. There are some perplexing situations where a 1-loss BYU team could be OUT! Luke and Will discuss how the 12-team College Football playoff might not benefit a fair format.
Kicking off hour 2 with some Chiefs talk. KC has a chance to three-peat as Super Bowl winners. They’re undefeated and seem to be clicking on offense after the trade deadline. The defense is on point! Who on their remaining schedule can stop them? Luke and Will analyze which team has the best bet to knock off the champs! NFL Week 10 Round-About! WHAT TO WATCH!!!
KC has a chance to three-peat as Super Bowl winners. They’re undefeated and seem to be clicking on offense after the trade deadline. The defense is on point! Who on their remaining schedule can stop them? Luke and Will analyze which team has the best bet to knock off the champs!
Dan Lanning is on top of the college football world with a #1 ranked Oregon Ducks team. With great success comes more offers for success. But should Oregon fans be worried about Lanning leaving? Luke and Will dive into possible landing spots for Lanning.
Will is rolling in with the anger early about the Portland Trail Blazers tank job. Luke is trying his hardest to reel him in… It’s difficult. A list of NBA players who popped late in their careers! Dan Lanning is on top of the college football world with a #1 ranked Oregon Ducks team. With great success comes more offers for success. But should Oregon fans be worried about Lanning leaving? Luke and Will dive into possible landing spots for Lanning. Pornography and War.
Which college football stadium has the best nickname? Luke and Will discuss this question thoroughly, which results in Will telling some Penn State and LSU stories. Ever been called Tiger Bait? Wrapping up the MLB season and World Series. Discussing legacy in the NBA. Will we remember Kawahi Leonard? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will discuss this question thoroughly, which results in Will telling some Penn State and LSU stories. Ever been called Tiger Bait?
It’s incredibly early. Luke and Will are so tired they decide to pontificate on getting a time machine, visiting their past selves and giving either financial or sports betting advice. It’s a Back to The Future call back!!! The Oregon Ducks head to The Big House to take on Michigan. Will the pressure be too much? Can UO stay undefeated? WE DISCUSS!! Problems with the college football playoff. Japan has a good idea.
It’s incredibly early. Luke and Will are so tired they decide to pontificate on getting a time machine, visiting their past selves and giving either financial or sports betting advice. It’s a Back to The Future call back!!!
Oregon Ducks may be that rare bird that produces a Heisman winner, because they’re the best team in the country. Why won’t Ashton Jeanty get more consideration for the nation’s top award? Will & Will discuss why the Ducks might benefit from a less than stellar Heisman candidate field.
The Oregon Ducks are entering the toughest stretch of their schedule. A big match up against no. 20 Illinois and a visit to the Big House. Will the Ducks be able to deliver? Will & Will break down what Oregon needs to do to hold onto their top ranking!
Oregon Ducks may be that rare bird that produces a Heisman winner, because they’re the best team in the country. Why won’t Ashton Jeanty get more consideration for the nation’s top award? Will & Will discuss why the Ducks might benefit from a less than stellar Heisman candidate field. Breaking down NFL matchups for the weekend. Syracuse had a very bad day. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
It’s a Will squared edition of the show and topics jump from the World Series, to Lee Corso’s old ass sweater. The Oregon Ducks are entering the toughest stretch of their schedule. A big match up against no. 20 Illinois and a visit to the Big House. Will the Ducks be able to deliver? Will & Will break down what Oregon needs to do to hold onto their top ranking! Oregon State Beavers are looking to bounce back after a loss. Goldfish have gone crazy.
Let’s dip into a smidge of baseball! NLCS & ALCS are exciting and Luke has a World Series matchup he’s excited for! The NFL Season is heating up, but we can’t quite decide who is good and who is bad… Luke and Will ponder over whether the Vikings are for real, and when will the Chiefs lose? How’s about a Trail Blazers preview? No? OK… WHAT TO WATCH!!?!?
The NFL Season is heating up, but we can’t quite decide who is good and who is bad… Luke and Will ponder over whether the Vikings are for real, and when will the Chiefs lose? We
Will is back from vacation and Luke is talking college football. Oregon proved themselves to be up to the challenge on the national stage (beat Ohio State at home? Check!). No that they’re on top – can the Ducks sustain this success with arguably the toughest two weeks ahead? Luke and Will argue about this in violent tones. Want some caramel flavored jeans?
Oregon proved themselves to be up to the challenge on the national stage (beat Ohio State at home? Check!). No that they’re on top – can the Ducks sustain this success with arguably the toughest two weeks ahead? Luke and Will argue about this in violent tones.
Will Jordan Burch play? Who can win the CFB Title? The hour finishes with the boys final thoughts on the Oregon Ohio State game!
Is the skyfall in Seattle? It's the best CFB week ever! Can the Ducks win and how will they do it? Good vs Evil!
Quick trip around the college football top 25. Read anything about Matthew Stafford and people will laud him as a future hall of famer. The stats, the Super Bowl, his insufferable wife… But why do we think so highly of him? Will makes the case for why Stafford got illegitimate love and praise. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Will’s first season as an Orioles fan has come to an end and he has grievances. The team is going into this off-season with some important contract decisions. Luke tries to make him feel better by relating the Marines’ struggles.
For whatever reason, Luke kicks the show off with some Bronny James conversation… Odd. Oregon Ducks took care of business Friday night, kicking the can on Michigan State. Is this a sign of good things to come? Will’s first season as an Orioles fan has come to an end and he has grievances. The team is going into this off-season with some important contract decisions. Luke tries to make him feel better by relating the Marines’ struggles. Mutant Sheep….
The MLB playoffs are starting to round into form and the Mets need the weekend to go right! Luke and Will examine the NFL landscape for week 4. Which teams are in trouble (looking at you Bengals) and which have the upside (what about you Steelers?). SEC have the game of the year so far. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will examine the NFL landscape for week 4. Which teams are in trouble (looking at you Bengals) and which have the upside (what about you Steelers?).
It’s big WELCOME HOWDY opening segment as Luke and Will cover everything from baseball to what type of car Seahawks’ head coach Mike MacDonald drives. Oregon Ducks are up against an opponent in UCLA that looks vulnerable…. Or do they??? Breaking down an exciting ending with Miami and Virginia Tech. Luke is getting anxiety about the Seahawks. They’re ranked high in the NFL Power Rankings and many believe they are a dark horse in this early season. Will attempts to calm him down by bringing Seattle’s aspirations back to reality. A cute kitty cat comes home.
Luke is getting anxiety about the Seahawks. They’re ranked high in the NFL Power Rankings and many believe they are a dark horse in this early season. Will attempts to calm him down by bringing Seattle’s aspirations back to reality.
The MLB season is winding to an end and the Mariners need some help to get into the post-season. Meanwhile in the AL – Baltimore looks to lock in the top wild-card spot. Luke and will try to finish out this MLB season with a segment.
You’ve probably heard this surprising statistic… none of the heralded starting rookie quarterbacks in the n-f-l – Caleb Williams… Jaden Daniels… Bo Nix – has thrown a touchdown pass so far. Williams went no. 1 to the bears… Daniels went no. 2 to Washington… nix went no. 12 to Denver… combined they have thrown 196 passes – not one for a touchdown
Luke went to Arizona and golfed with dudes and Will craps on Arizona because it’s hot and a cultural wasteland. Oregon Ducks have passed the Oregon State test… but there are lingering problems ahead. You’ve probably heard this surprising statistic… none of the heralded starting rookie quarterbacks in the n-f-l – Caleb Williams… Jaden Daniels… Bo Nix – has thrown a touchdown pass so far. Williams went no. 1 to the bears… Daniels went no. 2 to Washington… nix went no. 12 to Denver… combined they have thrown 196 passes – not one for a touchdown. A woman loves a plane… A LOT.
There have been some pretty nasty NFL trades this past 5 years. You think of Russell Wilson… Deshaun Watson… THE PANTHERS!!! Luke and Will conduct a pole trying to figure out which trade was worst!
Covering Week 2 match-ups in the NFL. There have been some pretty nasty NFL trades this past 5 years. You think of Russell Wilson… Deshaun Watson… THE PANTHERS!!! Luke and Will conduct a pole trying to figure out which trade was worst! WHAT TO WATCH in the Civil War…
The Pac-12 is making a play to add Mountain West schools. It’s a far cry from their structure a few years ago, but they’re trying! Luke and Will examine what the conference needs in order to get more attention from the CFP.
It’s an NFL packed first segment as Luke dives into why he likes what he saw in the Seahawks! Ducks and Beavers are set to square off in the Civil War! Can Oregon shake off their early season funk and dominate the Beavs? The Pac-12 is making a play to add Mountain West schools. It’s a far cry from their structure a few years ago, but they’re trying! Luke and Will examine what the conference needs in order to get more attention from the CFP. Would you be able to recognize Guy Fieri?
Since many players and not participating in OTA’s these days, NFL games seem slow in the first two weeks. Luke and Will explore what we can learn during this rev up period, and if it’s useful!
Exploring the NFL landscape to understand where the MONEY games are located this weekend. Since many players and not participating in OTA’s these days, NFL games seem slow in the first two weeks. Luke and Will explore what we can learn during this rev up period, and if it’s useful! WHAT TO WATCH!!!
People seem to be OK with the fact Michigan openly cheated to a national title, last season. Luke and Will examine why sports fans use selective outrage.
We kick the show off with some pre-game show comparison conversation. Whose got the best dudes; College Gameday, or Big Nooner? Luke wants a beer with Nick Saban. The Oregon Ducks got by in a squeaker of a game last week. Can they pick up the energy against Boise State this weekend? People seem to be OK with the fact Michigan openly cheated to a national title, last season. Luke and Will examine why sports fans use selective outrage. Mushrooms walk now. Did you know that?
More previews of the weekend in College Football! The season is young, but the hot seat IS HOT!!! This includes coaches like Dabo and Lincoln. But at what point will their seasons be deemed failures? Luke and Will examine expectations for some of the country’s top teams. Where are the upset? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
The season is young, but the hot seat IS HOT!!! This includes coaches like Dabo and Lincoln. But at what point will their seasons be deemed failures? Luke and Will examine expectations for some of the country’s top teams.
College football is entering uncharted territory with NIL and conference realignment. How will this affect playoff positioning with 12 spots up for grab? Luke and Will discuss how some teams may want to avoid conference titles.
College football is here and Will’s shirt is officially off! PAT MCAFEE!!! Luke got a hole-in-one and starts to brag. Sup with that?!?! College football is entering uncharted territory with NIL and conference realignment. How will this affect playoff positioning with 12 spots up for grab? Luke and Will discuss how some teams may want to avoid conference titles. This season means more for Dan Lanning and his job security. Locking children in the bathroom… It’s a strategy…
We went far over clock so it’s a blown segment talking about the Olympics. Will is finally paying attention to baseball and the Orioles are his team. Just so happens they are having a big Trade Deadline. Will Zach Eflin make a big difference? Luke is focused on the Mariners. How will Randy Arozarena help the M’s bats? We discuss. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Will is finally paying attention to baseball and the Orioles are his team. Just so happens they are having a big Trade Deadline. Will Zach Eflin make a big difference? Luke is focused on the Mariners. How will Randy Arozarena help the M’s bats? We discuss.
We dink around for five minutes because the show was so off the clock in the first hour. Jenn Ellis is back in the studio!! Luke and Will are trying to figure out which A’s players they can snatch at the trade deadline to help the Mariners and Orioles. Where will Mason Miller go? What happens to The Big Dumper? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Jenn Ellis is back in the studio!! Luke and Will are trying to figure out which A’s players they can snatch at the trade deadline to help the Mariners and Orioles.
Will is back from Denver and very angry. So angry, he wants to talking about segregation. The Trail Blazers have kicked off Summer league with great play from No. 7 pick, Donovan Clingan. How long can his defensive abilities pick up slack for his offensive inefficiencies? Luke and Will discuss a look into the future of Rip City. Bronny James is not good at basketball… in the NBA. How much money does it take to change your identity?
The Trail Blazers have kicked off Summer league with great play from No. 7 pick, Donovan Clingan. How long can his defensive abilities pick up slack for his offensive inefficiencies? Luke and Will discuss a look into the future of Rip City.
Jen Ellis joins the show! We talk A’s baseball, the AL West and how much the Orioles should offer to get Mason Miller on their squad…(Will’s question.)
What sporting anomaly would you most like to happen to you? Two hole-in-ones? Back-to-back world series titles? Jen Ellis joins the show! We talk A’s baseball, the AL West and how much the Orioles should offer to get Mason Miller on their squad…(Will’s question.)
Luke is back from Alaska and he got pooped on by a bird, a fishing hook through his hand, caught no fish and drank whiskey. HOWDY! The Portland Trail Blazers had a very active draft. It began with trading Malcolm Brogdon & assets for a Deni Avdija. Then, Donovan Clingan fell to them at No. 7. Luke and Will discuss how this will set up a great foundation for a franchise in need of a plan. BRONNY JAMES!!! Did you know you can sneeze out your intestines?
The Portland Trail Blazers had a very active draft. It began with trading Malcolm Brogdon & assets for a Deni Avdija. Then, Donovan Clingan fell to them at No. 7. Luke and Will discuss how this will set up a great foundation for a franchise in need of a plan.
Best of Edition! We kick things off with Brandon Sprague joining the show. What does he think about the JJ Reddick hire? Should Trail Blazer fans be “excited” about this draft? Other musings… Will digs into the vault to find some of the (relatively) best clips from the past year. Topics in the second hour include Greater Movie Career debates, chat GPT and a film analysis of Air Bud.
Brandon Sprague graciously joins the show to help Will be entertaining (Notice I didn’t say more entertaining)… What does he think about the JJ Reddick hire? Should Trail Blazer fans be “excited” about this draft? Other musings…
Best of Edition! Will digs into the vault to find some of the (relatively) best clips from the past year. Topics in the first hour include reworking the Heisman, how to behave in the office, why the show Ballers is so confounding and we still get Good vs. Evil in there!
Did you miss anything from this weeks in sports? Will has got you covered flipping through the biggest stories with fun punch lines (They told me I had to write that). JJ Reddick gets hired, QB’s might get paid less and BYE BYE MONTY. Also – an update on the Pringles Pooper.
The MLB is starting to get more attention this time of year, and we’re talkin it! Will breaks down how being a new Orioles fan has upended his life, while Luke still holds out hope for the Mariners improvement.
The US Open is focused on Scottie Scheffler’s ascent to greatness… but it’s not happening. Luke and Will examine how golf fans/media are so eager to appoint him the next best thing that they’re forgetting the field!!
Luke is adamant the Dallas Mavericks still have a chance in this NBA Finals series, while Will is ready to anoint Boston the Champions. The US Open is focused on Scottie Scheffler’s ascent to greatness… but it’s not happening. Luke and Will examine how golf fans/media are so eager to appoint him the next best thing that they’re forgetting the field!! How many 5-year-olds would it take to knock you out cold?
The Boys laugh at the wrong Vince Young interview. How did the Ms blow it? Can McDavid finally win the Cup? What to Watch!
Will is going to Vegas and Luke has tips. Boston dominated in game 1. Will the series end quickly? Good v. Evil!
The NBA Finals are set; Dallas vs. Boston. The big names will be out front in discussion, but what about them match ups? What about the venue? Luke and Will break down the X Factors for this series.
Luke and Will open the show up with some parenting advice. When should you teach your child to curse? Answer: Never too soon. Apple’s Friday Night Baseball Broadcast has problems. The broadcasters are ineffectual, while they provide stats no one has asked for. Luke dives into why it’s just a matter of time before all streaming platforms catch up in quality of sports. Dallas fans are sad. Watch out for Will at the mall…
Apple’s Friday Night Baseball Broadcast has problems. The broadcasters are ineffectual, while they provide stats no one has asked for. Luke dives into why it’s just a matter of time before all streaming platforms catch up in quality of sports.
Luke gives Will the best pickup line. Mavs dominate game 2! Can Boston get it done? What to watch!
The Boys miss The Cedars golf course. What is going on in the NCAA? Is Amateurism dead? Good vs Evil!
A pair of Game 7’s are fast approaching in the NBA, Sunday. We discuss who has the advantage, and why it’s the Nuggets. NBA players are some of the greatest athletes in the world. How would they do ramming their heads into each other? Luke and Will analyze how NBA players would fare in the NFL. Dumb horse names. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
NBA players are some of the greatest athletes in the world. How would they do ramming their heads into each other? Luke and Will analyze how NBA players would fare in the NFL.
SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER is above the law and proved it, Friday. Luke and Will point out that everyone is giving the No. 1 ranked golfer too much grace. Let’s hear both sides! NBA Playoffs are heating up and the Knicks are trying to be in the race! Apparently a burrito is a sandwich now…
SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER is above the law and proved it, Friday. Luke and Will point out that everyone is giving the No. 1 ranked golfer too much grace. Let’s hear both sides!
Utah is getting an NHL team and we’re thinking up team names! Tom Brady got roasted and there were equal parts funny and cringe. Your weekly Orioles update. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
NBA Playoffs talk to the EXTREME. The Cleveland Cavaliers shocked the Boston Celtics in Game 2 of their series. Game 3 holds great importance. Luke & Will break down if the Cavs will be able to keep pace and make it to the Eastern Conference Finals. A woman lives in a sign for a year. Luke wants her advice.
Luke & Will break down if the Cavs will be able to keep pace and make it to the Eastern Conference Finals.
Utah is getting an NHL team and we’re thinking up team names. Luke and Will cover every possible name you could name something.
Luke is back from Nashville and has stories about being a honky-tonk lil bitch. Great restaurant stories and Will explains why plane rides are bad. Reviewing over the NFL Draft and why Minnesota made the most surprising move. Which NFL Rookie has the best debut in 2024?
Will has a story about a dead squirrel. The NBA Playoffs are drawing a generational line in the game. No more Lebron, Steph and KD. New faces are making this game interesting again. Luke & Will dig into which faces are turning the page on this generation of NBA action. Some baseball talk. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
The NBA Playoffs are drawing a generational line in the game. No more Lebron, Steph and KD. New faces are making this game interesting again. Luke & Will dig into which faces are turning the page on this generation of NBA action.
It’s a Will Squared edition where Will D. & Will O. dive into social anxieties in the hottub and how to tell someone is going to be a bummer conversation. Many fans found the Falcon’s No. 8 pick of Michael Pennix Jr. perplexing, but Will thinks the Vikings made the most confounding pick. Ortner chimes in to provide some reason to this conversation. Kanye West is thinking about doing pornography.
What is the worst NFL Draft pick of all time? You might assume Ryan Leaf and JaMarcus Russell are the defacto answers. But Will & Will discuss how drafting up to pick a player can be even worse. Examples include Trey Lance and Mitch Trubisky. What about Johnny Football? DISCUSS!!!
We discuss our show poll; What is the worst NFL Draft pick of all time? You might assume Ryan Leaf and JaMarcus Russell are the defacto answers. But Will & Will discuss how drafting up to pick a player can be even worse. Examples include Trey Lance and Mitch Trubisky. What about Johnny Football? DISCUSS!!! Looking at some of the Local Oregon guys who got drafted this past week. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke explains how to win a fight and maintain your integrity as A MAN WHO DON’T TAKE LIP FROM ANYONE. We look back at some of the biggest splash picks in NFL Draft history, and how they shaped teams into the future. Can any organization learn from these lessons? WHAT TO WATCH!!
We look back at some of the biggest splash picks in NFL Draft history, and how they shaped teams into the future. Can any organization learn from these lessons?
Will plugs his laxative/high-T product and we cover the biggest stories in Sports. Previewing the East & West playoffs. Luke and Will tease the idea of King James joining the Warriors next season, and continuing a decade of dominance. The biggest question will be… What to do with Chris Paul in this situation? Good stuff, bruh
Luke and Will tease the idea of King James joining the Warriors next season, and continuing a decade of dominance. The biggest question will be… What to do with Chris Paul in this situation? Good stuff, bruh
Luke and Will discuss how celebrity has blinded fans’ perception of Tiger Woods in real world terms. Also discussing how OJ Simpson’s death affected this attitude. Padel is an intense sport and you should play it. A baseball fandom check in with Will Darkins! WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will discuss how celebrity has blinded fans’ perception of Tiger Woods in real world terms. Also discussing how OJ Simpson’s death affected this attitude.
Luke is back from Europe!!! A rouge donkey chased him and changed the course of his life… The Portland Trail Blazer’s season is over. Luke and Will attempt to parse out what was a lost season and discuss how Scoot Henderson can improve in Year 2. The NBA comes down to the wire, as playoff spots are filling up! The eclipse was interrupted by a Johnson, in India.
Luke and Will attempt to parse out what was a lost season and discuss how Scoot Henderson can improve in Year 2.
The Trail Blazers are close to wrapping up another terrible season, with more to come on the horizon. Will & Will discuss why sustained failure could mean a new landing spot for the Blazers, once they sell.
UConn lost to Iowa in the Women’s Final Four on a controversial foul call. Caitlin Clark was effectively neutralized in the first half. These story lines and more have created a dynamite product for Women’s Basketball.
Kicking off the hour with some Trail Blazer Doomer talk. Reviewing Baseball’s Opening Day with a check in of the Mariners and Orioles. Chiefs in Dallas? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
It’s a Will SQUARED edition of the show. Darkins and Ortner talk all things growing up and trying to get by. Women’s basketball presented one of the best moments in basketball this season. The Men’s tournament should be interesting. The key to longevity in life is genetics. SMOKE UP!
More NCAA Bracket talk. Will things go better for Russell Wilson in Pittsburgh? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Will things go better for Russell Wilson in Pittsburgh? Luke and Will break down the possibility of Russell Wilson being an impact for the Steelers next season, and how soon to expect Justin Fields, on field!
Will’s bracket is busted… BUUUUUSTED!!!!!!!!!! Luke steers the conversation towards why Men’s College basketball is failing, while Women’s College Basketball is thriving. Shohei Ohtani is facing questions regarding his association with an interpreter’s gambling debts. An Orioles and Mariners update!
Shohei Ohtani is facing questions regarding his association with an interpreter’s gambling debts. Luke and Will examine the one degree of separation that could dismantle the career of baseball’s best player in the past 50 years.
A classic opening segment! Should the Bears think about keeping Fields? Who can win the tournament? Good vs Evil and What to Watch at the end of each hour!
Luke is becoming a big golf bro! What will be your old man sport? Who can win the NCAA tournament? What to Watch!
The boys get into a classic opening segment on getting into history. Aaron Donald retire on top! Should the Bears really trade Fields? The hour finishes with Good vs Evil!
Can Anthony Edwards be the face of the NBA, are the Falcon a favorite in the NFC, and can Uconn repeat?
Will is legitimately a baseball fan….WHHHAT?!?! Should the Bears move on from the 1-st pick, or is there another path? Justin Herbert is doing something… interesting. Does space exist?
The Bears have the first pick in this year’s NFL Draft. The obvious choice would be Caleb Williams, but what to do with Justin Fields? Luke and Will discuss if Chicago should trade the pick or take two QB’s
Luke continues to guide Will through the waters of selecting an MLB team to root for. IT’S THE ORIOLES!!! WHAT TO WATCH!!
Luke and Will talk fall-out from Nike’s MLB Spring Ball uniform rollout. There are not enough uniforms, we can see gentiles… (“What’s that? We can’t? ohhh…)
Luke is wearing a Stephen A. Smith branded shirt and Will is PISSED OFF. WHO WEARS THAT?!? Will is thinking about becoming a baseball fan and the Oriels are the leader in the clubhouse. WHO WILL WIN? Nike borked their deal with the MLB and now players’ sweaty, hairy legs are on display. Sadly, Japan says goodbye to the naked man festival.
Will has decided to watch and root for an MLB team this season. WOW! We break down what factors to consider when selecting an MLB team and what matters in fandom.
Luke is ready for THE BIG GAME, but Will is very distraught by gambling and how it’s influencing the youth. Also – How about putting more attractive women in Super Bowl Commercials? AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?!?!??! We try to talk about the Super Bowl, but get distracted by travel talk. The mutant wolves are on the rise.
The Pro Bowl games have Will pissed off about entertainment value. Luke tries to convince him this is what football should be. Also – a pitch for a broadcast TV show. How the Ravens blew it. Situational football. Boiling hot water falls on someone doing the dirty deed.
Lions crapped the bed and that’s the end of that. Trying to understand why people get so angry and Taylor Swift being on television for 35 seconds a game. The problem with the XFL. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will pitch a TV show that centers on a group of attractive social workers in Portland Oregon, fighting the opioid epidemic, and their feelings for each other. COMING THIS FALL TO NBC!!!
Because most Americans mindlessly consume media and products unknowingly, the XFL decided they would fill a spring gap for football. It's another attempt to shove a crappy product down your throat and advertise insurance in one fell swoop. WOWZA!!
Previewing the AFC & NFC Title games in more depth. Where does Josh Allen fit into the NFL pantheon? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will try and envision how the Pro Bowl could be better. Have them drink beer and take their shirts off. Previewing the NFC Title game. All the games we want, and don’t want for the Super Bowl. You can’t smoke and run… and win a marathon.
Will has a nervous break down regarding the state of the Portland Trailblazers. Previewing the AFC Divisional round match-up against Ravens & Texans. Can the Packers’ youth overshadow the 49ers’ ability to pick out great hats for Kyle Shanahan? A radical idea that should improve concerts.
It’s snowing!!!! OH MAH GEERRRD. Wild Card Weekend preview with some Flacco love and hate for Kansas City weather. Dog causes havoc.
The impact of playing football on your body. An awkward encounter at the hot tub. Previewing Week 18 of the NFL season. WHAT TO WATCH!?!
Will bitches about college football. How to fix the bowl system. Previewing the national title. A door explodes on a plane.
College football playoff talk and what we like about it…? Just listen to the segment. It’ll make sense. NFL Playoff pictures and end-of-year remembering. A solution to the Bowl Problem. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
We begin the show bitching about the Trail Blazers and comparing their mediocrity to the Pistons crapiness. College Football playoff preview. Oregon State crapped the bed, but a chess player crapped beads…
Some AFC playoff picture talk, and realizing the Steelers are not a great team. Sean McDermott is a weird dude… WHAT TO WATCH!?!
Will can’t help himself shitting on the Trail Blazers in the first segment. But we are trying to buy the team! NFC & AFC playoff pictures heading into the NFL home stretch. Penile injuries.
Heisman hype and how to fix. We blow through a segment. The Blazers suck. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
We’re figuring out a place for Will to move, and it just might be Nebraska… JK… We tried to talk about the College football playoff, but got distracted regarding gambling on the Villanova game. Why the 12-team college football playoff will have the same problems as the 4-team playoff. Punishment.
The problem with College Football. Bowl game projections. NFL round-up. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Christmas movies and why they’re just AWFUL. Will has an unpopular opinion regarding the Home Alone movies. Luke grills. Oregon falls. The Heisman is pointless. What would you poop in, if desperate?
Will is incredibly frustrated about nothing in the world and Luke is trying to convince him he’s miserable. Trail Blazers are hurt in many ways. NFL roundabout. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will blow through the first segment arguing about how far cheating should go to make sports entertaining. Also – Will is sending naked pictures to Jim Harbaugh. We blow past one segment by just making a Jim Harbaugh joke shopping for pants at Ross. Oregon/USC preview. People are pooping in line at Disneyland.
Will devours a burrito in first-class and embarrasses his wife. State of the Trail Blazers this early season. A preview of the NFL slate this weekend. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Will is convinced Deion Sanders is not a good coach and Luke attempts to convince him he’s a dummy… Will is depressed about Oregon State. We’re bullish on Oregon making the playoff. A dude drinks pee before realizing its not his milkshake.
The World Series is broken and we’re going to fix it! The NFL is getting good. A whip around the College Football Top 25 landscape. Heisman Odds! WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will have not seen each other in many years (weeks). Ducks are in Utah for a test. Do shrooms make you a flight risk?
Will is growing up. A breakdown of this week's college football slate. Who is good in the NFL??? What to Watch!!!
Is a hole in 3 cool? Ducks UW rivalry lived up to all the hype! WSU vs Oregon gameday breakdown! Good vs Evil!!!
Swimming through the top National CFB games. Why Al Michaels just SUCKS. Who is the best undefeated team in the NFL? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will examine why Chat GPT can’t write radio commercials because they suck juicy nuggets. Colorado may face their match again Oregon! The Beavers are headed to WSU. EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS!!!
Will needs someone to explain who The Rock is and Luke is more than willing to oblige. A slow weekend in College Football sparks discussion over scheduling. Why the Beavers should be on upset watch. A nice stretch and death.
Luke and Will are incredibly enthralled by Primetime in Colorado. Did you know he’s coaching that team? Ducks blow out PSU and everyone is embarrassed. Beavers are surprising. Diarrhea on a plane.
It’s College Football Saturday!!! YAAAYYY! Let’s talk about how college football will be played at the apocalypse. The ACC has swallowed Cal and Stanford. Now Oregon State and Washington State are without homes. Taking a look at the slate of national games. BRAIN WORMS!!! They exist…
Who do you think will win Rookie Of The Year in the NFL? Also, the most expensive place to watch a college football game will surprise you!
It's a Luke and Schultzy edition of Sinner and Saint! How good are the Mariners right now? Do you think they can make they playoffs? Also, what's the best path forward for Oregon State and the rest of the Pac-4?
Why does Suke want to choke out Will? Here come the Mariners! Do we feel bad for Shohei Ohtani? The show ends with What to Watch this weekend.
The hour starts with hot food talk. The Pac-12 is officially done. Is the Big-10 that good? Good vs Evil to end the hour.
Colorado is leaving the Pac-12 and there could be more teams going along for the ride. Another weird unwritten baseball rule. An angry rant about mustaches. Why is Taylor Swift so popular? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
A serious discussion surrounding the career of Michael Keaton and why everything thing he did in the 2000’s sucked. A discussion about Damian Lillard’s trade request. What’s your favorite condiment?
Our poll question centers of doing chores with Mike Riley. How professional athletes ooze confidence. What should we rename the Commanders? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will have ideas how to improve the game of golf. Talking about Pac-12 Media Day and trivia of Pac-12 coaches. Pickleball noise will drive you insane.
Social Media is now a gossip pit for old people. We have a restaurant idea; Serving Buffalo testicles and plant testicles. Name? Green Balls. Scoot Sound. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will are worried about their children but get distracted by the Goo Goo Dolls’ lead singer’s failed plastic surgery. The Oklahoma City Thunder get more credit than deserved. A change of heart regarding Dame. Eight-Year-Olds be carjacking.
We attempt to replace Will with Chat GPT and it goes terribly. Baseball prospects sound like porn actors. LIV Golf shows yet again, they don’t get it.
Luke is back from vacation and has fish and we’re eating something… uhhh… Damian Lillard has demanded a trade and we’re convinced he’s going to Miami WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! Wemby looked very if-y in his Summer League debut. AI wins.
It’s a Will & Shultz edition of S&S! We attempt to upend Jordan’s life and get him to another mid-market to be a weatherman (don’t tell his wife). Evaluating the Trail Blazers draft. Why Portland won’t impress in free agency. What would you do to piss off your ex?
Trade ideas that include Damian Lillard. Chris Paul in Golden State… SAY WHAAAAT?!? Stuff we would never do with millions of dollars. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Evaluating what the Trail Blazers will do with the 3rd pick in the NBA Draft, next week. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will get into their kid’s names. The Trail Blazers are going ALL IN!!! (maybe…) Standing in your doorway naked is a bold political strategy.
Damian Lillard is getting (checking phone) TRADED?!? Can you be the best in your sport, but hated? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke has an incredible idea for a movie. The Nuggets are doing what they’re supposed to do! LIV Golf is exposing why people put sports on television; money. ALIENS ARE REAL, BRO!
The NBA coaching carousel goes on with highly paid dudes. Why the Trail Blazers and Pistons are not the same teams. A cool moment in baseball. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke and Will want to know who let the dogs out and why people are making money off their hairy backs. The NBA Finals sure look boring. We love meat… all meat. Ever taken a dump in cement?
Luke has some baseball nuggets that might inspire will to go to a game! WHHHAAAAT? A quick review of sports movies. How Portland would ruin an MLB team. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke is going camping again and again and again and again. It’s a good segment about putting up tents and yelling at children. Can the Celtics pull off the 0-3 Whoopsie? The fundamentals of Serbian basketball. Birds are flying around high… on drugs.
Will Squared Edition! Luke is out on vacation, that turd (I can say that here because he doesn’t read these). Why having sick kids on vacation is a death sentence. Analysis of each conference finals. Chat GPT is a douche.
Trail Blazers have the #3 pick, and there are big decisions to be made! Victor Wembanyama looked real happy to avoid the Rockets! AJ McCarren probably loves football more than you. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Is Bryce Young too small? Are you excited for Black Friday NFL football? Will thinks the Rock is weird. The show finishes with What To Watch!
Will had too much fun at CWU's Spring Game. Luke thought the Western Conference game sixes were a major let down. Jokic is the best player in the NBA. The hour finishes with some Good vs Evil!!!
Is this the last chance for us to see LeBron vs Curry in the playoffs? Baseball is fun again and the Rays are on a historic pace. What is the coolest scar you can have? The show ends with What to Watch.
The show starts with Will making fun of Battle Ground athletes. Luke and Will then pick their Derby favorites strictly based on their names. Then the boys play the new fun game Horse or Song? The hour ends with some Good vs Evil.
Will has demands for his funeral and THEY WILL BE HEARD!!! The most surprising story line of the NBA playoffs so far. Luke brings numbers to the table to shame will (egg plant emoji). WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke breaks down, shot-for-shot, the plot holes of MVP: Most Valuable Prime Mate. You think that monkey was skating that fast? WRONG! Overview of the biggest NFL Draft stories. How the Seahawks did in the draft. SQUACK!!! That’s a bird noise. Think you can do better?
If you can’t get out of a timeshare presentation, try getting naked. They’ll kick your ass out faster than Usain Bolt running downhill. Funny football names. More NBA Playoff analysis. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Will fantasizes about Brie Larson stepping on his groin. Luke is a looking more and more like a 1990’s music video. The Warriors are down, but not out. We give up trying to figure out Kawahi Leonard. Have sex with a robot. You know you want to…
Reflecting on Jackie Robinson Day and how race in sports has transformed how we see the world. Baseball’s new rules are just goofy, with wieners small talk and beer. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke is coaching kids basketball and parents should beware. NBA playoffs are off to a great start. Will is a sour-puss about the Trail Blazers. River butt strikes again.
Clay Thompson has a bold prediction and we’re skeptical. How well could you throw out a first pitch? Playing golf in jeans; Aight? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Luke is back in the Captain’s chair and he has stories from Hawaii. He also tells the story of the Sister Hood of the Traveling Plastic Sand Shovel Shank. Trail Blazers are tanking and Will is ready to trade Dame. NBA Playoff picture talk. Sticky Florida Man has fun.
It’s a Will & Will edition of Sinner and Saint (Potential name of a Nickelodeon kid’s show?). Why movies are made the way they are made. Women’s Final Four puts on a show. Men’s Final Four talk. Spiders will kill you in the pool.
Trail Blazers approach the end of this NBA season trying to position for draft capital. History repeats itself. Baseball’s new rules and the effect they have on fans. Little known social media apps. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Hour 2 starts with a discussion on how does a person become a lax bro. Is the number 1 pick in the NBA overrated? Wrigley is opening a sportsbook in the stadium and Will can't wait to visit. The show finishes with What to Watch.
The show starts with Luke and Will discussing different dumb ways guys try to get hurt. Is this the most exciting tournament ever? The hour finishes with some Good vs Evil.
Will O attempts to learn about the benefits of credit cards. Some analysis of NCAA Tournament upsets and betting lines. The Trail Blazers are running out of options. BONELESS WINGS! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
What are your demands for the workplace? NFL Free agency rundown. What would you do if you were a sports team owner? WHAT TO WATCH!!!
A vibrant discussion regarding strip clubs and personal responsibility. Also - the career relevance of working with 18-year-olds. Aaron RigThe Bears went all in, trading for the No. 1 pick. Anthony Richardson is a high risk, high reward dude for the Seahawks. The asteroid is coming!
Ortner brags about being an everyday badass who won’t skip work for s**t. The Pac-12 is running out of options to stay relevant. NBA Playoff race. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
We act like a couple of fartknockers and show everybody what’s up, and a bag of chips!!! It’s a conversation about slang. NBA All-Star Weekend and its purpose. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
Messy sandwiches and messy dudes. Recapping the Super Bowl. Trying to figure out the point of the Pro Bowl. Chat GPT wants you to leave your wife… I’m listening…
Will is ready to tear into the Trail Blazers from minute one of the show. Luke has Super Bowl fun facts to sprinkle throughout the show. The Trail Blazers are now in a MASSIVE pickle with Gary Payton II. Cheese lubricant… Let us explain…
More Super Bowl talk!! We have Super Bowl fun facts!!! ALSO – HOT JIMMY CARTER TALK!!! WHAT TO WATCH!!! WHY AM I YELLING?
More coverage of the NFL Divisional Round! Which coach has more to prove this weekend? [INSERT TYPICAL SPORTS TROPE HERE]. Will can’t accept he is now old.
Trail Blazers legend Bill Schonely has died. We remember his legacy and his love of Standard TV and Appliance. Previewing the NFL Divisional Round. Anger erupts between a couple after a woman is denied access to a strip club.
Why the Dolphins are the most disappointing team of the NFL season. Two quarterbacks that are extremely NOT sexually appealing; Vikings vs. Giants. Why the Bengals might not be ready for the moment. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
We’re all back in the studio now and Luke has stories about Bandon Dunes. Will is concerned about the relationship between Curious George and The Man with The Yellow Hat. Previewing Seahawks/49ers & Jaguars/Chargers. We practice a time-honored show tradition…. Declined license plates!
We are so friggin’ over the clock that we break two minutes into the first segment. The Seahawks will need to be strategic about sucking in the future. Gripes about Christmas movies, and WHAT TO WATCH!!
Will is back from Denver and was not impressed while Luke is more of a location based traveler. Luke ain’t so sure Oregon State is going to beat Florida SO BAD in the Las Vegas Bowl. Ranking the best sides at KFC.
Trail Blazers are starting to suck a little. Deshaun Watson makes his NFL return and the best uniforms in college football.
Will regails in the spoils of victory, after Oregon State comes away with the Rivalry win. He also rubs it in Duck fans' faces. The CFP is turning into chaos. Man bits nose after bad golf game. We examine.
Crapping on crappy NFL Teams and the horrible-ness of Thursday Night Football. Will is catastrophizing about the Trail Blazers, AGAIN. For good reason, though! A trip around the college football scoreboard.
Luke’s kids were sick on their birthday and Will gets bothered by a 15-year-old boy at the gym. The Oregon Ducks lost to the Huskies, and ultimately lost their chances at the CFP. USC is looking to make their case for the CPF, playing UCLA today. There was a foot found… no body.
Some Oregon State Beaver talk ahead of their contest against Cal. Luke is getting ready for NFL Germany. The Trail Blazers are exciting, but are they GOOD?
We're in the new studio and awkward. Complaining about video games and Will's hatred for the Oregon/Washington rivalry.
Ragging on Mario Cristobal for a few minutes. The Trail Blazers are being cheap, again. Alternative broadcasts! WHAT TO WATCH!!!
We talk about Kevin Costner movies and why “The Postman” was so weird. The Bears really don’t know what they’re doing with Justin Fields. PUNT TALK! Sex on a Ferris wheel; is it cool?
T-Shirts made in China, end up being re-made in America. Fernando Tatis gets popped for the roids. More NFL talk. WHAT TO WATCH?!?
Luke is back from his camping trip and he F***ING WON THE CORN HOLE TOURNAMENT. NFL preseason talk. DeShaun Watson talk. A tree explodes and we have theories.
We remember the good ole’ days of Portland, Oregon. This is before people took dumps on the sidewalks. Guessing the ranks of NFL teams based on Pro Football Focus. What to Watch!!!
Hot and sexy lawn talk to help get your yard wet… Grass. The Seahawks are being weird and we’re not sure how to react. Remembering the racist pitcher, John Rocker. The rules of engagement when it comes to “ghosting.”
We talk about sports and other stuff. Hot hat and fishing talk. Some of the biggest losers in Trail Blazers’ history.
Examining why The Basketball Tournament is a thing, and why media vomits content on you without asking. Blue Jays blow [out] the Red Sox. Talking about blowouts and blow-ins. The put a wig on a baby. Will is not happy.
Sports media is radicalizing fans to believe sports is life, or death. The Texans continue to disappoint. We armchair GM in the NBA?
We dissect just exactly how Zach Wilson was able to take two-cheerleaders to his prom, THEN bone his mom’s friend. Why we should care about the Blazers’ summer league championship game. The Mariners are… GOOD?!? Good vs. Evil! A lifetime warranty on socks.
More NIL talk. Damian Lillard gets paid a BUTT TON of money. We overreact about Shaedon Sharpe. What To Watch!
Luke is interested in using his Cabella’s gift card on a camo recliner. Conference realignment in the Pac-12. Why money is good, but also bad for college football. Why nude photos are only as good as the camera that captures them.
A few more notes on the NBA Finals. Jason Tatum sucked HARD. Will finds his hockey music. What to Watch!
Luke & Will try and find the statute of limitations for being canceled. Will goes on a rant about the Warriors winning the NBA Finals. Luke has a sticky, juicy stat we all love. Some talk about toxic sports fan culture.
Lebron James is a billionaire and we could care less. More talk about the Trailblazers selling to Phil Knight. Who is the most likable NBA Champion?
Luke and Will had a night without the wife and kids and watched TV. NBA Finals talk. Will has tight sports pants about the prospect of Phil Knight buying the Portland Trailblazers. What’s the age limit for taking a punch to the face?
We discuss the annoying aspects of gambling. Western Conference Finals talk devolves into us remember the death of a made up girl Luke went to high school with. Some Eastern Conference Finals talk.
Luke is back from Boston and talks about bowling and Northeastern accents. Will flexes his hate for the Trail Blazers’ No. 7 pick. Klay Thompson is good at basketball.
BEST OF EDITION Going down memory lane with conversations including life hacks, the prestige a Discover credit card carries, airplanes, best 6th men, worst Trail Blazer contracts of all time and the anatomy of a fart.
BEST OF EDITION Going down memory lane with conversations including plastic surgery, hair, hats, kids and partial sports nudity. Will also runs Good vs. Evil solo.
Mike Lynch makes an appearance to talk NBA Playoffs and shenanigans when it comes to paying someone over Venmo.
Some NFL Draft coverage. Jen Ellis is back in the building! We billed her a bowling expert, so she answers bowling questions. She also talks some baseball. What to Watch!!!
Luke’s voice is complete shit and we pretend to be bowling experts. The Timberwolves and Grizz series shows why there is a changing of the guard in the NBA… Luke disagrees. Some NFL Draft coverage. Luke admits he’s sexually attracted to computers.
Another segment in the toilet as we discuss best captured celebrity sports photos. We discuss the middle finger and its implications in sports. Some more NBA Playoff analysis.
Luke and Will are back and to celebrate they talk about random hot male actors and the best episodes from Home Improvement. Luke is upset about Trey Young’s new nickname. We geek out on Chris Paul being a Point Good. We found a man named Jerry Anus.
It's a Luke & Rust edition... Ranking the watchability of the NBA playoff matchups; USFL begins anew; What to Watch
It's a Luke & Rust edition... The pitfalls of youth sports weekends; Implications for the Blazers from the Clippers' collapse; Why Luke loves Trae Young; Will there be a 1st-time NBA champion this year?; Good vs Evil
Luke and Will go down memory lane, reminiscing about movies that required two VHS tapes to watch at home. Will losses his mind about Tiger Woods at the Masters. A tragic death in the NFL. The worst quiz show answer EVER.
Luke and Will give parenting advice and analyze “The Slap” featuring Will Smith and Chris Rock. Previewing the Final Four. Which celebrities do you first think of their impersonators? Kids wearing cat costumes are pooping in schools. Concerning…
A very short segment. Who are the Cinderella’s in other sports? Reminiscing about old NBA rosters.
Will has a major meltdown about the fact there was a going away party thrown for someone at the company not going away for three weeks. The Peacock’s of St. Pete are defying all odds. Luke and Will accuse each other of having romantic relationships with a man.
We blow a segment talking about food in different countries. Coaches breaking records. Carson Wentz lives in Washington DC now.
Luke tries to convince Will he would be a good caddy. Will is convinced he would be fired in 10 minutes. Trail Blazers suck. We’re confused and bewildered by the Seahawks trading Russell Wilson. A man has pooped on a glass table.
We try and decide how to make a championship contender in the NBA. WILL ANGRY. WILL MAD. GRAHHH!!! Also – Oregon is doing something cool.
We debate if the world would be better without the taboo of farts, or it their taboo is what makes them great. Will is pissed about the Trail Blazers and everyone else is pissed at him.
It’s a Rust and Will edition of the show and we’re talking teeth, Titos and donuts. Trail Blazers lost their first game out of the All-Star break, but THERE IS HOPE! What is our collective taste for trading Damian Lillard? Two sisters get naked and fight at Disney World. We breakdown the game footage.
Troy Aikman is getting more money to go talk about football on Amazon. Let’s say you’re struck with a bizarre condition and the side effect is your voice changes to one of these broadcasters… Who would you prefer? Tom Izzo goes full bore into an old man rant about handshakes. WHAT TO WATCH!!!
The negative connotation connected with being a Discover card holder (THEY’RE PRETTY GOOD CREDIT CARDS!). How the dunk contest became irrelevant. Worst Trail Blazer contracts of all time. What to Watch!!!
Trying to figure out what would get you kicked out of an NBA game fastest. Trail Blazers are actually good! Luke tries to name All-Star celebrity game rosters. A story about Luke’s brother using a fake credit card in Vegas to get a 5 minute lap dance.
Trey Carskadon hops on the line to tell us about the Pacific Northwest Sportsmen's show, the largest show of it's kind west of the Mississippi and second-largest in the country, February 16-20
Why the winter Olympics speaks to the genetic code of athletes. Some Pro Bowl conversations and a half-assed Super Bowl preview! What to Watch!
Luke showed up to the show with a conductor’s hat on and hungover. The Trail Blazers made a stupid trade and will is here to tell you all about it. We read your texts.
Luke has a $1 million idea that involves glasses, phone cases and jerky. Previewing the NFC conference championship game. Previewing the AFC conference championship game. WHAT TO WATCH!
Luke is back from Hawaii, but we’re trying to figure out why people are so pissed at the new Snow White. A look back at the NFL Divisional Round weekend and why Josh Allen’s story is so endearing. We talk about Patrick Mahomes wife. What would life be like without your phone?
It’s a Will and Rust edition while Luke is in Hawaii. We discuss which room people use to dump all their crap at home. Travis Dye transferred to USC. Great news for Lincoln Riley, bad news for Duck fans. Previewing the Saturday slate of NFL Divisional Round Games. You can go blind farting… Did you know that?
Will there ever be another artist like Meat Loaf in modern times? Breaking down the Sunday NFL Divisional Round playoff games. We hear from the 49ers hipster running game coordinator coach. What to Watch!
Previewing Super Wildcard Weekend. Remembering Cowboy quarterbacks. Reminiscing about the worst television storylines leading up to the Super Bowl.
Which celebrity would you be OK hearing slept with your partner? Will attempts to understand NFL Playoff Divisional Round scheduling for the 6th straight year… It does not go well. Previewing the Bengals Raiders game. We read the denied license plates from this past year.
The Rockets have a new menu item at their stadium with cereal and hot dogs. Luke would rather watch “Coach” than the National Title Game. More NFL week 18 talk.
We power rank human organs and discuss the rating system at hotels. Previewing the NFC & AFC playoff picture this weekend. We examine the act of pants-ing another man to create shame.
More Urban Meyer talk… Damian Lillard is playing hurt and that is not good. THAT IS MOST NOT GOOD. Dan Lanning is Oregon’s new head football coach. He needs old guys.
Luke and Will try and decide what to give a baby for Christmas. Oregon State didn't get to meet Jimmy Kimmel. Urban Meyer is a proven douche. Using a thong as a mask is apparently NOT ok on a plane.
Luke has a new hat and it’s signaling his transition to an old man. The Oregon Ducks coaching search has zeroed in on Dan Lanning. Who’s Dan Lanning? Discussing whether Oregon is a springboard job. We hear about a crow that’s stealing kids’ food and cursing at them.
Luke is in a bad mood because he almost died. Oregon and Utah are not so different, both playing the running card. Who will prevail? Will Mario Cristobal flee Eugene when Miami comes calling? There’s a river full of beer in Hawaii.
More coverage of Oregon/Washington State and some slight breaking news regarding the situation with Jimmy Lake and Washington. We also tell you what to watch, this weeked!
Questioning if Joe Paterno is still alive, and if his corpse could coach a football game, and how hard you would root against him. AND!!!! What’s going on with the Trail Blazers and their investigation into GM Neil Olshey. Previewing the Oregon/Washington State game and the likability of the Cougs.
Luke remembers some of the worst restaurant jobs he's worked in his lifetime, while Will gives brand new meaning to the word 'silver-tip'. The Oregon Ducks keeps playing down to competition. Some guy died of butt air in India. We discuss...
The Chiefs look to be in trouble early and more NFL opinions. What is missing from Mario Cristobal’s coaching repertoire? John Gruden reveals his true fraudulent colors.
Will reveals his plans to get plastic surgery soon after winning the lottery and Luke has a self-realization he is in fact, Paul Reiser. Oregon Ducks eek out a win over Cal and the quarterback position is being scrutinized. Could you be tricked into buying $100 worth of tacos?
Russell Wilson is out for quite a while with a bum finger. It could reverberate to Pete Carrol’s job. Kyrie Irving keeps getting chances and it’s starting to get infuriating. Oregon Ducks are in hot water, and a possible QB competition.
Luke tries to tell a story about his Chicago vacation but get side-tracked by stories about dead bodies in hotel rooms. Luke and Will spend an entire segment talking like dudes from Chicago. Oregon State is having a surprisingly great season, but Will somehow finds a way to be negative about it. How long could you live in a tree?
Bad omen for USC; weird things can happen in inclement weather; expect to see plenty of Oregon backups
BEST OF EDITION Former FAN producer Ryan Buckley hops on the line to update us about his life decision and exasperation with the 49ers. Who are the best movie stars of the 1990’s? Counting down the worst last stops for legendary athlets.
BEST OF EDITION Will discovers an unwritten rule of golf. A discussion on dad cures for ailments. Reminiscing about the best Super Bowls of all time. Good vs. Evil.
We talk the hottest sport right now; Footvolley? Luke has an idea for a fat-guy sushi restaurant. Funny old baseball player names. Jamal Adams signs his contract.
Luke describes his loss in the family corn hole tournament. The Ducks and Beavers are requiring COVID vaccines, or negative tests, to get into football games. Is that chill? Dogs are allowed to do too much.
We play a game show that matches quarterback of old, with quarterbacks of new! Luke and Will just got an amazing idea for a mafia baby movie. Luke gets pissed about scoop guys!
Hot high school football talk which includes descriptions of skinny kids that look like they would break, short kids with massive pads and athletic kids that were chill. Team USA won gold and it’s thanks to Kevin Durant. Sound of KD acting like a bitch. A FISH WITH TEETH!
No one is listening to anyone during a meeting. Only looking at their phones and counting the minutes till said meeting is over. The Lakers are targeting a Trail Blazer for trade, and it’s not Damian Lillard. Johnny Manziel forgot his pants!
Luke is back from Mexico and has golf stories. Will yelled at a birthing teacher and his wife is pissed. The Lakers get Russell Westbrook and we’re all curious why. The Sixers are asking too much for Ben Simmons. A jaguar swipes at an idiot in Florida.
BEST OF EDITION OF SINNER AND SAINT! Luke is back from Mexico, next weekend. Enjoy! Nick Krupke of FOX 12 Oregon hops on the line to talk Blazers, boats and everything NW sports.
Nick Krupke of FOX 12 Oregon hops on the line to talk Blazers, boats and everything NW sports.
Which sports movies did you love as a kid, but soured when watching as an adult. Ted Ginn Jr. retires from the NFL. Will views him as one of the most exciting players in College Football History. What do you think? More sound from Damian Lillard’s Friday press conference. What To Watch this weekend!
It’s a Will & Rust edition! Darkins retells the story of flashing his entire kindergarten class. Sound from Damian Lillard’s press conference and where Neil Olshey may work next.
Hour 1 has Patrick sitting in for Will as the boys chat Mike's Hard Lemonade, the NBA Finals, and the great Shohei Ohtani.
NIL rules are back and Will is pissed about 18 year olds making money off hocking cars. What will recruiting visits look like with these new rules? It’s the 4th of July and we can’t light s**t on fire!
Luke is back from Alaska with some good drinking, golfing and bear stories! Jody Allen is a terrible owner and we can prove it. We all whine about parity in sports, and it’s finally here with the NBA playoffs. EVERYONE IS PISSED, THOUGH! A penis has broken vertically.
More reaction to the Trail Blazers hiring Chauncey Billups as head coach. We break down why underwear is essential. Patrick identifies an annoying pattern when it comes to NBA playoff games.
P-Harris is in the house! A wide array of topics which include adult film actors and the HOT HOT weather. Chauncey Billups is all but confirmed to be the next head coach of the Trail Blazers. We discuss. Which actors no longer need to audition for roles?
Will and Luke try and apply the Money Ball theory to their show. Still waiting to hear back from the Kardashians… Speaking of Money Ball! The Mavericks are making a big bet on this practice. What’s the worst Father’s Day gift?
Luke had a rough night that include ping-pong and whisky. Will is interested in trying Scottish food. The Clippers hope to be relevant, but no one seems to care. The Nets might be proving that building through the draft is a lost dream for small market teams. Jeff Bezos is Lex Luthor.
The Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers saga is starting to look like a loss for everyone involved. Better trade him quick! The remaining teams in the NBA playoffs are sure different. NEATO! Baseball has an identity issue, which is why they’re bungling the spider tack incident.
Will is having issues with his dentist’s tattoos, while Luke tells him to chiLl, BROOOOO. Suns are really good and we like that. What could the Trail Blazers have possibility done to make this turd sandwich better?
Kawahi Leonard had a great game, but Will craps on it anyway. Luca Doncic is viewed as an incredible player, but Luke craps on that idea anyway. Where does Coach K land on your All-Time Coach list. Jen Ellis is in the studio to explain the significance of an immaculate inning.
Will pulled out of traffic to use a Chuck-E-Cheese bathroom. Nothing weird about that... Right? Trail Blazers end their Terry Stotts era. Fans are pissed about the idea of Jason Kidd getting a job. Who do you think should coach? What's your "red line" for pooping in another person's yard?
The Trail Blazers seem like a favorite, but we do an analytic deep dive into why they might lose. CHECK THAT: We speculate with minimal knowledge about basketball, with some sex jokes in between. What's the best item to take from home, and use during a sporting event? Baseball is trying to appeal to people in all the wrong ways… Luke is PISSED!
Will watched an entire movie with no sound, under the assumption it was silent movie. It was not silent… A new low… The NBA play-in games were a bunch of fun (in the Western Conference)!!! We should do this again. Lebron James broke the rules and there’s nothing we can do about it.
At what age does “old man strength” kick in for most people? Apparently it’s 40 for Michael Vick. Kevin Love is interested in playing for the Portland Trail Blazers. Yankee fans let Astro fans know cheating is not OK.
Luke is back from Hawaii and saw some whales! WOW! The Trail Blazers are doing the same thing they always do, which is really annoying. Aaron Rodgers wants to leave Green Bay. Luke got advice on how to deal with him from a guy in an airport bar. You can get high from some bad beef.
Luke schools Will on basic facts about The Oregon Trail. The Trail Blazers are just plain bad and there’s nothing we can do about it. Portland has a choice between what Damian Lillard wants, and what the team needs. A teacher gets fired for innocently taking students to a strip club… jeez.
Luke schools Will on basic facts about The Oregon Trail. The Trail Blazers are just plain bad and there’s nothing we can do about it. Portland has a choice between what Damian Lillard wants, and what the team needs. A teacher gets fired for innocently taking students to a strip club… jeez.
Paul Pierce gets caught with strippers and that sauce and get swiftly fired by ESPN. THE INJUSTICE! Remembering the greatness that was Allen Iverson and why Damian Lillard’s legacy may be similar.
We geek out over which 1990’s gaming system is better; Super Nintendo or Sega Gensis? Zion Williamson played point guard, and that’s pretty cool. Trail Blazers suck. Let’s throw ‘em a parade! Apparently swamp fires are a thing.
Trail Blazers lose against a good team and it has Will worried this new lineup isn’t everything it was advertised. Luke is a smidge more optimistic! DeShaun Watson and the Texans can no longer control the message, or hide the abuse. Jen Ellis in the house!!! All the biggest story lines from opening day.
Hot mattress talk, and it’s not the kind of mattress talk that makes your feel clean. There’s a 12ft bed and we can only think of one use for it. March Madness hasn’t quite caught up with Will, who is more interested in the Trail Blazers and NBA. The NFL is changing the rule book again for Tom Brady’s benefit and the Rams are behind it all.
The Portland Trail Blazers won their first game with Norman Powell. We’re all very excited, but also tempering our emotions in case he sucks later in the season. James Harden for real thinks he’s an MVP… Seriously… Jen Ellis is in studio to explain why spring training can mean the world for players and clubs. Will is watching Teen Mom 2, now.
How much money would it take for you to get your leg cut off by a bone saw? $2 million in cash? Tax free? The Beavers and Ducks are going dancing and it’s all in Sister Jean’s hands!!! Do you root for your rival when your team isn’t involved? A woman’s swimming curiosity gets her lost. WOW!
The Portland Trail Blazers played last night and won. But more importantly; chicken nuggets go well with milkshakes. We examine the diverse body types of college basketball players and their grooming habits. Jen Ellis joins the show to preview opening day food. Where did you get a good hot dog?
Have you ever Google-d the work “Chicken”? There are no actual chickens on the image page. WHY!?!?!? Examining children’s books and why they’re bad for your children. The Portland Trail Blazers are playing really well now that CJ is back. We review the best taser/cell phone holders on the market.
Can Damian Lillard bring stars to Portland? It just doesn’t seem that way… but Luke thinks it’s bigger than that! The Bears are making real push for Russell Wilson and it just doesn’t seem to make sense. Jen Ellis is in studio for BASEBALL!!! We pick the top three albums kids should listen to.
A deep dive examination of Paul Rudd movies and why he was totally the star of Clueless!!! Beavers get a big win and the NCAA Tournament is right around the corner. Can college basketball save itself from irrelevance? Some guy gets liquid nitrogen poured on his groin… YOUCH!!!
A Michael Jordan story about gambling gets out of hand. We tell stories about the worst “fix-it-yourself” moments including an axel fix on a car and duct taping your wall. Jen Ellis is in studio to comment on MLB rule changes.
Will reveals that he was a Teck Deck finger skateboard kid in the 1990’s while Luke’s high school ran trick plays at assemblies. Gonzaga is doing really well and no one really notices. Some guy lit his yard on fire to get rid of snow. GENIUS!
The NBA City Edition jerseys are unsavory and should be thrown into a large cavern in New Mexico. Should the NFL give players the freedom to move teams, as the NBA does with their dudes? Jen Ellis is in studio to preview the start of baseball season!
Will is trying out a new alter-ego, Bush Pritzle, a hot take machine who loves BBQ’s and lukewarm beer. Luke is pissed at the Trail Blazers’ loss to the Lakers. Is Russell Wilson really in control of his fate in Seattle? A hard working mom gets her kids kicked out of a catholic school because of her “Only Fans” account.
A lively discussion about which NFL franchise is the worst run RIGHT NOW! Browns, Jets, Texans and Eagles come to mind. Damian Lillard’s All-Star status is brought into question. Jen Ellis is back in studio with some hot Tatis Jr. takes that scorch Luke’s eye brows!!! WOW!
Luke is getting psyched out by his mic and changing things, while Will tells a story about a couch with poo stains in college. Was Zion Williamson worth the #1 pick if he’s getting pulled from games in the 4th quarter? Damian Lillard is NOT starting in the All-Star game this year. The snub is because enough adults didn’t vote for him.
Luke has a gripe against people who make BOLD picks in the Superb Owl. Carson Wentz needs a new landing spot and Matt Stafford hates Matt Patricia. COVID has changed Superb Owl parties. How is your party going to look?
Will recalls the two times he got drunk watching the Trail Blazers play the Raptors. We get ready for the Superb Owl with some Tom Brady old man stats and more Super Bowl FUN! FUN WINS!!!
Luke and Will reminise about that one time they saved a guy from an air vent. Is Super Bowl 55 really a legacy defining game for Patrick Mahomes? Looking back at some of the best double-casting of a character at different ages in a movie. Who would you trade straight up for Deshaun Watson?
Luke lost all control of the internet at his house. It makes his adult activities that much harder... Are we looking at the most consequential Super Bowl match up of quarterbacks? The Trail Blazers suck at defense and there is no cure... SAD!
The morbid curiosity is at a high level for the Browns and Steelers. Who the hell is going to call the plays? Which old QB in the playoffs would you want a beer with? Phillip Rivers is an NFL quarterback with 9 kids… No way he knows all their names.
We get so damned hot into college football and everything about it. Justin Fields is AMAZING (we think…). Trevor Lawrence SUCKS (probably not…) We get super jacked up on the Blazers winning a regular season game. Stop licking icicles immediately… They’re made of bird poop.
ALL NFL ALL THE TIME… (also some college football). We also get you ready for the Ducks Fiesta Bowl game vs. Iowa State.
Oregon won the Pac-12 title, but we think they have a clutch problem. Starts with Tyler Shough, and goes to Head Coach Mario Cristobal. We pitch marketing ideas for Cletus the football robot on FOX. Drew Brees is old and hurt, so naturally the Saints are throwing him into an NFL game.
The Oregon Ducks won the Pac-12 title and all we can talk about is Willie Taggart! Setting the table for potential college football playoff match ups. Luke craps on Will’s Randy Moss take (STUPID!). A 42-year-old man loses his $25K porn collection to his parents. SAD!
The Portland Trail Blazers’ had really cool hair styles during the pre-season debut against the Kings. LET’S TALK ABOUT IT! Entertainment vs. integrity with the Pac-12 title game. Setting the NFL playoff table for this weekend’s slate of games.
The Pac-12 is facing a scheduling dilemma and entertainment problem. The Portland Trail Blazers looked good in their first pre-season game, and when do you buy a new phone?
Will gloats about the Beavers' rivalry game win. Why Oregon's loss isn't all that bad. There are dog-sized lizards walking around, eating your chicken eggs and ground fruite. SCARY!
More Ducks/Beavers recap. Barry Sanders' legacy is called into question. Matt Patricia should be fired.
How Oregon’s offense might not be everything it seems. There could be a new rivalry in the AFC East. Jake Luton has a star struck moment in his NFL debut.
The SEC is having a very bad, no good year. Hot bagel talk. Previewing Oregon’s match-up against Washington State. Despite 2020 being terrible, some fans are having great years!
Did you know there’s an entire practice of carving pirate boats into animal bones? Neither did we… Will the Ducks entertain a 2-quarterback system?
Weather power rankings when it comes to college football. Oregon Ducks face an uphill conditioning battle for their opener. There’s a new children’s world mullet champion…
Are you a fan of 9AM Pac-12 kick-off times? Seahawks bet on Dunbar's impact to shore up defense. Luke dives deep into the Funk family tree.
A deep dive into the viability of wearing high quality, commercially branded apperal. When does a nice jacket become corny? We remember Sean Conery.
Nick Saban says defense is the best offense against offense… Whatever that means… The Seahawks are no longer players in the Antonio Brown contest. Alex Smith’s leg draws similarity to a backwards leg bird caught in a house fire.