In this podiobook: What do a barstool revolutionary, gangsta poet, self-promoting author, online dating scammer, and sleazy record producer all have in common?a) They have each appeared on "Dancing With The Stars"b) They all fathered the baby of Anna Nicole Smithc) They are some of the unforgettable characters that populate the hilarious stories in NOBODY KNOWS HOW I SUFFER, the first podiobooks.com presentation by indie journalist and author Tim Halld) All the aboveIf you picked d), you're right! (except for the Anna Nicole Smith and "Dancing With The Starts" part, that is).Please join us as we take a journey into the darkest heart of alternative culture, dating, and failed romance by a notorious Gen-X writer. An 8-episode podiobooks.com exclusive premiere!
-In this episode: A heartwarming tale of a dominatrix and her slave. Guesswhich one I am?
-In this episode: Working for the (extra-large) Man, with Cassavetes kiss and Whitney Houston rage.
-In this episode: Proof that when your parents won't buy you your own Nintendo as a child, bad things can happen.
-In this episode: Uncovering a nefarious plan to bring New York City to its knees with cocktail peanuts.