Meet Norman, the Northern Zombie... ey up, sithi, and braaains! Listen to him mee-maw and mither whilst scrawping around and generally skriking abot being undead - AND he keeps pickin at the rotting flesh on his face - it'll never heal if he doesn't give over!
Meet Alan Beggaritt - my Alan Bennett spoof as he entersa magical land whilst looking for his Dad's cardigan - now there's something unusual eh?