The Apocal-Cast: Recent Episodes
The Apocal-Cast
North Jersey's Jesse Montanez (Diablo Radio) joins the cast, Phil Mercy trembles from his palace. Christopher Robbin enters THE KUFFAR REALM
Gretchen Drops in to take out the trash and steal organs. AH makes a special appearance. Irish terrorist music. Pooh gives up.
When you were in the sky... did you shit? Jad admonishes Patrick about failing to prevent 9-11. Juvenile Delinquents are banished to the sky! Tanya calls in again to the Soros Gates and Fauci Podcast. Alleged Savoir Crucified.
Gather Round Children, the Five D*cked Snake God Hath Come, Great moments in Psychology, dead air, Scurvy, General Malaise, Pyramids. The last episode recorded with our dead co-host Johnny B-Roll before his humiliating and shocking death this week
The Room With the Snakes Pt. 2 - The Apocal-Cat Strikes Again, The Fauci, Soros and Gates Podcast Pt. 1 Featuring Chris Christie. Octuple-Mask! Tanya calls in, Pooh Contemplates the Silence of God, Eeyore is a c*m Donkey.
Some sad news about our cohost who has &%^#$@ to death by mutant orangutans until he was a stain of grease and and monkey c&m on the hot pavement.
Jojo Popavich Will Kill Your Dad for a Fee. Good Enough. Stephen Hawkins was savaged beaten by Professor Fist. Return of the Chris Christie Bridge.
Bad News! Deep State Drunkards Anonymous. The mysterious caller. We save a young lad's tender life. Flying ointment. Nightshade battalion. Wifi is ghosts. A cat for a mom a dog for a dad. Astrology. The Sick Fucking Pervert Bastard Constellation. On Air Read. Tom Birth Plus One Month. Buzz has a terrible secret. Tom is in your schools. KILL DATE. Jad and Patrick beg not to be the fire boy. Sophie explains why we have to burn an effigy of Tom Tenney every year while he watches and pleasures himself. Buzz has a meltdown and confesses THE SECRETS OF THE MOON! . Priests getting all greased up and rubbed into the marble.
Dear Fuckswine it's me Johnny B-Roll - Peeping Toms - The Pyramids weren't that hard to build. Seasoned and moistened New Yorkers - Thursday is the new Saturday. HE BECAME GEORGE SOROS!
Jad and Sara heat up a piece of metal with the letters "OPC" on it and scalds Pats balls so as to leave a mark. We here at the Apocal-Cast don't make the rules we just enforce them. Tom's hates short people. How democracy was restored. "The Committee to Build a Giant Fucking Triangle, Except in Three Dimensions." Squid! Jad pleads guilty to squid crime.
Pat Returns from Staten Island, much cooler. Senator Roll objects to farts. Sewer Boy becomes Sewer man. Tom Tenny fakes his farts- The mysterious shoe - Sara Steele tells the story of what she saw while covering the Paul manafort trial.
Black Dress and Bells, show us your bitcoin. Fuck the Beatles! Sara will fuck your brain. Andrew is a lawyer. Peter from "What Would Save the World?" Shows up. Shitcoin! "Mr. Roll goes to Washington!" 45 minutes of debate on the Cuckolding and Sharia Act of 2004. CURTAILED!
Our sponsor Michael Cohen Attorney at Law will take the hit and teach you how to love. Jad is a healer. Dead Weight. Sphere cucked! Patrick takes a heroic stand in favor of Nordic Tuba Music. Popavich lays down the law. SOROS! Northwest Al ewwwww gross! Kimono Dragons. Erika complains about the scum. We release raccoons to deal with the squirrel problem, but end up having to release boa constrictors to deal with the fucking raccoons. The Zuckerberg Hearings. Chris Christie was an inside job. Leave Earth on a comet! Shaaaaaaallllllllaaaaaaabbbbeeeeeerrrrrrrrggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Emily is dead, midwest all is dead. Tom Tenny's dick shall consume us all. Patrick tries and fails to perform music after the death of co-host Sara Steele. Alien technology. An Apocal-Retrospective.
The Beatles were lazy so was Shakespeare! The Diary of Sargent Major Cabbage! Parkland According to MAGA-Bots. Post-Apocalypse skillz. Fondue madness! Hopefully AI will outlive us!
Jad pooped the visage of Christ. White Castle is for Pot-heads. Kristen is allergic to Ernest Love. Karaoke of famous love songs with new lyrics!
Kristen takes on the Majestic Cockroach. Eduardo was killed by undulations. Heroin is a preservative. Leave the square world behind and blast off to kicksville! Wine-Core death freaks. Sonic Youth was never young!
Jad can't sing, Jad compares Patrick to president Trump Judge Joe Brown is after us. Andrew fears spiders. St Patricks day overdose. Patrick is a violent drunk but even more violent when he's sober. Caffeine is a great drug! Jad's brain disorder confusion is getting much worse. The testicles can be absorbed. Quantum Yolks. Radio Free Brooklyn is a totalitarian regime. French new wave cinema is fucking terrible garbage. "The Existential Crisis Really is a Motherfucker" The Apocal-Cast finally gets red pilled. The horror of demonihtazation
Solidarity forever(Pat and Kristen hear the same song two days later at a party) "Memoirs of a sexy Jesus," Feminism. Free Market Tom Tenney. Took from RFB's own "What Would Save the World" gives us advice from a conservative woman.
Everyone in Japan has been replaced by robots with giant metal hands! Shakespeare was a fucking hack who didn't even have to write intro songs for his plays. Pentameter to the rescue! Corpse fucking! 72 old Virgins. Hell is full of cops. Moses sent Mohammed back up the mountain for tablets. Those who mocked the Apocal-Cast shall know the copper taste of death. Hiccups.
Pat is accused by Tom of flipping an object over. Sara Steele is a bad person, so is Kristen Gwynne. It's the mother-fucking bomb cyclone people. Lena Dunham Still Kills people. The Last Jedi is Star Wars for the treason generation.
Johnny B-Roll has returned but is now racist. Corpse fucking isn't that big a deal. Kristen can't even fuck a dead body without men stealing the idea. When Patrick dies his children will be forced to eat his corpse. Kristen reads the news.
Our Friend Pati of RFB's Loca Vibes Radio joins us for a fun discussion. Our friend Rafah calls in to discuss the death sentence that Lena Dunham has imposed on him.
The country has darn gone to hell! Bedtime stories of the great coal harvest. We are way better than Dylan. Making decisions for models. The Apocal-cast is great! Roy Moore is only a pedophile because he believes sleeping with teenagers powers the sun. The miracle of the bus driver who didn't kill a guy. Patrick is a hero who saved an old man!
Sara and Patrick reflect on over a decade with the Filthy Maudlins at the forefront rock and roll, driving human creativity for the rest of the species. Yet another incident of cameras being shoved into Sara's esophagus and Patrick vomiting in pain while picking her up at the hospital. Patrick will kill you in Player Unknown's Battlegrounds! How to win by fighting dirty in real life! People aren't thinking enough about Jesus. Jersey represent!
You were fucking me over form the start. Conservative media gets a comeuppance. Sara is amazing at recognizing Opera, straddling the line between steeze and expertise. The apical-cast was on TV yet again. Tales of revenge on Nazi scum. Whose ancestors are more imbred Patrick, Jad or Sara. The predictal-cast of Pat’s American birth. Jad’s steeze, protecting Old Glory from the cops. Fuck of Traitor Narc Fuck. Erdogan’s bodyguards are going to replace all the subway flags with Turkish ones. Why is every movie set in Montana or Nebraska instead of New York and LA? We have weird listeners in Canada and Iraq. Subway ads that really speak to me as a millennial New Yorker. You can be a dick to a different person every day in New York but be careful not to get addicted to being a dick. We are ALL still Jenny from the block.
Violet and Midwest Al prepare to give birth to the future avenger of America. Even since Jad was a child his family said "no quarter to traitors." More tales of horror from Irish Catholic French School. Good lookin Brazillians, The Tale of the Zuck. The Genius of the Skunk! Crazy tales of ISIS, Wacky Adventures. Oh JESUS THE NIBBLING! Pence will ban tampons on airplanes. Becoming Northwest Al! Tales of seed. Jared Kushner's fantastic voice.
We welcome our glorious guest with a sacrifice and an Apocal-song in which we denounce our previous guests. Snuggling and Smuggling. Track Suits. Which Country Has the Stupidest Uniforms? Fun opium related twitter mishaps. How dare Violet use her pregnancy to dodge the Apocal-Cast?, Lady Gaga comes by, Giant bricks of hash. Horrifying memories of childhood shopping. Horrible memories of public defecting. The entire Apocal-Cast is nude. Jesus was good at marketing. Honey I Shrank My Dick! Private Thomas Hanks writes a letter to his mother lamenting being a boy inside a man inside a woman
We discuss the Tom on Earth and the Tom in Space and how long it will take for the government to kill him. Jad laments the ionosphere. Patrick discusses the similarities between himself and fellow migraine sufferer Joan of Arc. Patrick proceeds to vomit horribly on air!
"The Ballad of Covfefe" The Martyr of RFB, we discuss the history of comets and tapestries, we sing a song for Jad's birthday and present him with a historical gift. The return of Beverly Crusher, Pat is banned from Tibet, Sulome Danny and Jad discuss shitting in war zones. Listener mail. The Coal Song! We Apocal-gize!
The 30th Apocal-Song, We are joined by Mancunians Heather and Jakira. Patrick decries the betrayal of his co-hosts. Tales of White Castle fame. Horrible stories of cow birth. Nice things about Manchester. Stories of the Queen during WW2
Children’s Entertainer Extraordinaire Stevie Blatz drops by to discuss the horror of his life and the joy of his work. We audition to be the godfather of Apocalclyse by doing impressions of Marlon Brando. Danny plans drone birth videos. Girl problems. The cruel stereotypes against the clown community, Tales of Insane Clown Posse, Stevie's voyage to the White House egg roll, Stevie thought he was an Italian werewolf, Can VR technology simulate the year 2003 so we can relax? Robotic ladies. Trump bothers Stevie.
the apocal-cast will sign your cast if you break a bone, violet is biased against vermin, Pat's friend Graham is a bad guy, you can't trust him, why people should be vegetarian, BATCAT! We will give you stickers if you post to our page! Genius in 1% inspiration and 99% Jesus, the Manatees are ugly as fuck, Midwest Al is an expert on bugs, weird things in the bible, Trump care will mean a return to the beaked doctors.
Apocal-intro # 20 or something, The tragedy of the Pony Express, Jared Kushner’s Blood Sacrifice in Iraq, HEFAT training, Horrible memories of Fuck-Spree booths in France, Hot Soviet Ballerinas, Commentary on Trump Murdering the Butler by Going after Assad, Pro-Regime cartoons and music suck. Patrick’s horrible stories from being flicked at Ellis Island. Is there a surface to this world? I shall don a thong of diamonds. Our short film “if you had only 72 hours before you were fired into the Earth? What would you do? Vlad the impairer. We read our exclusive transcript of Putin and Trump's phone call about the Sarin attacks in Syria. Had and I should have worn blazers instead of flack jackets
Intro song #24, Who will be the hero of Earth? The giant bed of dicks, Violet's Mother is now a deer, Why is our show so bad? We have a contest to see who's mother died more tragically, Violet, Sara or Jeremy? We also talk about the upcoming sitcom "my three dead moms," Memories of childhood sniper practice, The Legend of Willy's dong, Memories of childhood grave robbing. We call the "Victims of Immigrant Crime bla bla bla" line to report a giant Egyptian deity fucking it's way through the dawn itself, but instead we find out that Jeremy is a coward.
Apocal-Intro Song #24? Nicky the Woolf drops by IRL, Shadow Hernandez, Is the Apocal-Cast Heaven or Hell? We reflect on how smart we were to predict Trumps election. Tales of Betrayed Orphans. Patrick struggles to open a cider while complaining that no one will lean into the fucking mics. How the Queen Touches Peoples Cocks. Isaac explains the corgi "dick judges," The Hunt for Red Cocktober. We re-enact Part 1. of the assassination of Julius Caesar.
Apocal Intro song #23? Mile high club, Kylie Jenner's Explosive Moment, Madonna's Crucifixion, Paid Protesting While Pregnant, Take a Dump at The Tower. Does the Anus contain explosives?
Apocal Intro Song #22, the show begins with a cosmic time warp where we ask the important questions like "who are we?" and "what is life," "The Legend of Northwest Al," Small Arms, Our Hell-scape Raton correspondent Greg Horowitz calls in to describe why he has chosen a "casket with palm trees" as the place of his death. Jesus is using lightning to kill old people, we should probably get a Twitter if we want traction on Twitter. Patrick is depressed about being fired into space only to have to return to earth without impregnating it. Violet Em recounts how she got her pet cockatiel "Chubs" by rescuing him from a giant hawk in Brooklyn with the power of rock. The history of the fake state of so-caled Delaware. Also Violet is pregnant with a son or daughter who shall impregnate the sun.
We Really Hate Traitors, Midwest Al is a Murderer, The Alt-Right Hates Mass Effect, Nazis Have Gotten Even Stupider, Bull Manlove, Civil Air Patrol Heroism, Patrick get's Drafted, The Louvre and La Republique!
Apocal-Intro, a light hearted prank, we confuse Timecop with Demolition Man, Solidarity with Kurdistan, Jad still refuses to lean into the mic, Apocal-Gies for missing last week's episode, We declare loyalty to the Irish Republic, Most of our listeners are hostile intelligence agencies, we are constantly fighting Nazis, the Power Rangers are a malicious fraud, Religious Loopholes part 1, Listener Mail, Contest to name Apocal-Listeners, Send us more blood, Irish Rebel Music!
Apocal intro song # 20, The incredibly famous Brian Bonelli joins our panel of doctors, scientists, counter-terrorism experts and neuroscientists. Most of us are Irish. We oppose the English language. Where were you during the crucifixions of 2020 daddy? The aptly named President Johnson had a gigantic penis named Dumbo. Listener mail about that strange rumbling, Sleep Apnea, The Ballerina Wheel, PSA about you ugly simpletons, a song for the kitties, our listeners think we are kidding when we say we are tangoing against Bannon in the endless drunken darkness. Civil war letters from the DOEI. Swiss Scientists have opened a portal into hell, against our warnings!
Apocal-Intro Song #19, Pat's childhood friend Danny comes by to discuss the crucifixion and wedding business, Tales of an assistant DJ, Fucked over by Greek weddings, The lie that helped us deal with a tragic incident in high-school, I've been drafted, the Ballad of Poor Little Milo, I wasn't right with the Lord. Our bar correspondent Nicky the Wolf calls in to discuss strange weather patters in DC, the Lament of Tiffany Trump, Canada's Drone Hunting Eagles and it's sexy Prime Minister! Trump should build a giant blood eagle goddess statue.
Dark Ukrainian Circus, PSA, repent, trade and manufacturing jobs, into each generation is born a Bannon and an Anti-Bannon, who is he? Is the messiah a creature with 12 vaginas and 4 penises? Why it's important to film everything. Pat heroically tackles a 5-lb dog, Listener Mail! Midwest Al predicts that the waters will recede to the sound of bloody lute music. The Department of Earth Insemination(DOEI) The shame of having an astronaut father. George Soros hunted down and murdered all of our parents! Trump is creating a tinder where a swipe left results in death. Trump's press conference.
Apocal-Cast intro song # 17, Pickle Brine Advice, The Pope and Midwest Al vs. Trump, Being fired from a cannon in space to impregnate the Earth itself, Apocal-News Bulletin, Scroll Theft, Laugh Track, The #Bannonishment, Trump tweets, The President is collecting virgin blood from your children, The New Girl and Incest, Extreme vetting, Goats
The menace that Trump poses to Hell energy studies. Violet and Sara regale us with the 16th Apocal-Intro song. Attack of the Tabernacle! Can solidarity be arousing? Why shouldn't I be able to drive drunk when it's my religious belief? Steve Bannon tries to sink the Apocal-Cast with depth charges. Which animals are more pious? Patrick recalls the brutality of his childhood in revolutionary France.
Sara, Jad, and Patrick discuss the weeks events with our brand new "Apocal-Bulletin" segment. The sexual escapades of Vladimir Putin. Sean Spicer permanently looks like a high school janitor who has just been caught peeping into the girls shower. Sara explains a constitutionally sound inception-style way to preserve democracy under Trump. Listener mail and crucifixion advise. Patrick discusses his sexually tense relationship with his older sister. The "forgotten men and women of America" confront the fact that they have been forgotten. Sara regals us with rock music and we discuss how upset we are that Obama forgot to implement Sharia. Trump should build a pyramid instead of a wall.
Famous Doomsday Predictions, The Passion of the Christie, Donald Trump's Violent revenge. Musical guests, Sarah Steele and Violet Em. Civil War letters from space. I love you Zardoth!
On the November 3rd 2016 episode our bar correspondent Nicky calls in, and we predict the Trump victory. We also discuss how video game plots from the 90s predicted 2016 better than any other medium. Patrick describes a dream he had about his beard and Donald Trump. "Something is waiting Hillary is gonna lose, Trump is gonna win, and then every day is gonna be a living hell its gonna be a waking nightmare... we are electing Kim Jong Il."
Apocal-Cast Intro Song #11, Jad + Patrick argue about who is going to hell. We read some listener mail, and discus the Crisis Management Unit as well as why Jesus is full of hate. Johnny B-Roll and Jad recollect Star Trek the Next Generation's Barbara Crusher, and debate the "Chitara Act." We also have listener mail and our weekly radio drama ""ISIS in Space." We also pay tribute to Carrie Fischer.