Unfit to Post: Recent Episodes

Maggie Armstrong

A podcast about pop culture and personal failure.

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I am joined by my colleague/friend/fellow silly goose Cara Hessels (aka @CHESSELS) to talk about dating now vs dating in 2017. We also touch on the burning topics of -- driving in Vietnam, how to use Tinder as a hitchhiking app, why boys don't emote, and finding out your boyfriend is homeless.

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Welcome (me) back! Tonight I chat about two boys who (semi) broke my heart, but luckily I killed and ate them and after had a nice martini. Hopefully they don't make me sick.

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Hiiiiieeeee I'm back! Just in time for a spooooky episode about being ghosted and joining the frighteningly unique community that is FEELD.

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My very first guest! Join me and Whitney as we chit chat in a bar on all things dating. We talk red and green flags, ghosting revenge, vibe checks, and discover we've both matched with the exact same super bizarre man. Send any questions to unfit2date@gmail.com

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New ep. Talkin about flies and ENM and being a huuuuuuuuge piece of shit.

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Welcome to the new iteration of the pod, where I focus primarily on the horrors of dating in the 21st century.Shout out to Sam Bivins who made the theme song and Kelly O'Neil for inspiring me to keep going.

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Joelle is BACK for a huuuuge new episode -- we review... candles! Does a podcast where you listen to people sniff candles and describe it seem niche? Yes, but honestly candles are a fun way to transport yourself to a scent memory of when you were chewing on a washcloth in a tub with a floating elmo doll -- and that is sure as shit better than the hellscape we're living in currently. Head over to unfit2post.com to see a list with links of all the candles we review.

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The first episode since 2020 -- this episode was recorded in 2019 waaaay before we even suspected the hell hole that life would become. My pal Dylan stops by to chat DJ names, having ~10 siblings, and smoking catnip. More episodes to come!

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It's been almost a full year since the last episode dropped -- and what a better time to record -- during a pandemic! My guests today, Aaron Crafts & Joelle Church (VIP friends of the pod) join me in delving deep into the bizarre technicolored fuck fest that is -- Showgirls. Is it a Feminist Manifesto? Let's see ...

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New episode! New website! New theme song! New guest! The wickedly talented Sam Bivins joins me this episode and we talk a LOT about Leo DiCaprio and his sex kinks, NPR (and what it is and isn't), and middle aged male celeb street style!

Check out the new website-- unfit2post.com or email us questions to answer on the air at  unfit2post@gmail.com

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In the long awaited second episode of Unfit to Post me and my guest co-host, Julia King, discuss the ups and downs of ugly celebrity crushes, working in a chain restaurant, and receiving veiled threats via voicemail!

Yes, it's true, we are average and have received minimal to zero success in life, but what if that was intriguing too!?

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Welcome to the first episode of Unfit to Post! A podcast that celebrates the uncurated life.

Do you find yourself sharply inhaling while watching your "friends" live their "lives" on social media? Do you have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning because your life seems so pointless and poorly lit? Do you actually enjoy full dairy milk? Well, you've come to the right pod!

Unfit to Post is a safe place to discuss our failures, our hideous acne scars, ingrown hairs, and shameful drunken behavior. ADDED BONUS come check out why Ray Liotta is featured heavily in this episode!