East Coast Offense: Recent Episodes
Forever Dog Podcast Network
The East Coast Offense podcast is a place where RotoWire?s Chris Liss (@chris_liss) airs his personal grievances (of which there are many) and half- and fully-baked observations about life, interspersed with fantasy football, survivor and DFS talk.
Magrissa, Gronathan, and Turner return home to a post-apocalyptic Riverwater and endure a violent family reunion. The series ends in space. And in song.
Featuring:
Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White
Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith
Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio
Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone
Art by Sarah Squirm
Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey
Magrissa and Gronathan find Turner Masters - dead and in some sort of afterlife. The trio enlists the help of an obnoxious, unemployed minimalist to get back to Earth.
Featuring:
Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White
Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith
Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio
Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone
Art by Sarah Squirm
Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey
The Opening Ceremony of the Turner Masters Memory Hospital has arrived! Tarp and Barn do improv for a listless audience. Magrissa and Gronathan uncover a shocking truth. Also, a support group for Turner’s grieving sexual partners console one another.
Featuring:
Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White
Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith
Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio
Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone
Art by Sarah Squirm
Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey
After Magrissa consults Turner’s ex-girlfriend and Gronathan confronts Coach, all signs start to point to the Riverwater Church.
Featuring:
Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White
Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith
Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio
Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone
Art by Sarah Squirm
Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey
Gronathan and Magrissa start to look for clues to Turner’s murder. Gronathan’s father figure, Coach, points him in the direction of a mysterious tattoo parlor. Magrissa uses old pictures of Turner to reveal the past. Meanwhile, passionate local artists Tarp & Barn prepare for their opening act at the Turner Master’s Memory Hospital dedication ceremony.
Featuring:
Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White
Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith
Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio
Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone
Art by Sarah Squirm
Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey
Turner Masters, teenage sex offender, is dead and all of Riverwater is grieving - but no one more so than Turner’s merciless mother, Benina. At a townhall meeting, Benina unveils her plan to close Riverwater Hospital, throw out all the patients, and transform it into Turner’s eternal resting place. Meanwhile Turner’s girlfriend Magrissa and Turner’s best friend, Gronathan, suspect he’s been murdered.
Featuring:
Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White
Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith
Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio
Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone
Art by Sarah Squirm
Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey
Preview of the newest Forever Dog limited series podcast, Turner Masters Memory Hospital. A town of rape apologists grieve the loss of a horrible teen named Turner Masters as they make preparations to memorialize/ render useless the hospital in which he died. Written by: Catherine Cohen (UCB) and Steven Markow (The New Yorker, Paste). ALL EPISODES AVAILABLE AUGUST 16TH. SUBSCRIBE!