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Jason Dick
Jason Dick has been a part of your mornings in Austin for over a decade. In addition to the hosts and guests, the show is famous for prank calls, Quien Es Mas Macho, and taking sexy Internet photos.
The show has won multiple awards from the Austin Chronicle, the Statesman, and the Alliance for Women in Media but most importantly – Jason once placed second in the station’s fantasy football league.
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Nick had a double dose of Dear Redacted for this week, we’re Burning X about how much is too much to spend on tattoos, and how the real winner of the Golden Bachelor was apparently people who get off on gassy GILFs.
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Nick and Emily discuss how right now is the perfect time to go Christmas shopping, how Tesla's cybertruck is technically finally here, and why Nick doesn't respect a little kid's quest to change the nerd emoji.
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We discuss whether candles are a good Christmas gift for moms, whether Lethal Weapon is a Christmas movie, and if it's Taylor Swift's job to fix racist Kansas City Chiefs fans.
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No Dick just Nick today, he discusses whether it's insulting to Dolly Parton to call her the new Betty White, whether your neighbors are porch pirates when Amazon delivers your protein cookies to their porch, and even some Don't Nick My News.
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We remember trying to figure out who is pooping in our parking lot, Jason discovering his girlfriend's kid is hoarding trash in his room, and when Jason wanted Nick to #&@# his mom.
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We discuss how Jason is surrounded by people who seemingly don’t want to do their jobs anymore, an early round of Joke Court, and the dumbest thing Jason’s ever heard Nick say.
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We discuss whether Nick can bring sausage to Thanksgiving even though his Uncle Clyde has clearly establish that’s his territory, Travis Kelce saying Taylor Swift told him how lucky he was to be getting a shot with her, and a round of TP the Box Office for Tom Segura tickets.
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We discuss whether Jason’s family will be upset if he plays golf before Thanksgiving morning, the acceptability of giving a 15 year-old a “groin-hair trimmer” for Christmas, and how great Nick’s life would have been if he just touched Lisa Clark’s boob back in high school.
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We discuss why Nick is angry at whoever invented the num lock on a keyboard, Joke Court, and Dennis De La Pena calls us entitled Longhorn fans.
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We discuss whether putting Oreo McFlurry on a cheeseburger is as gross as it sounds, whether Jason will still be an Austinite when he moves to Manor, and if Kim Kardashian deserves the title of GQ's Tycoon of the Year.
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We discuss whether having a second dishwasher is elitist, what That Guy Jason has declared Nick this week, and if Nick is a out of order for signing Jason up to bring milk to the Waterloo Media Thanksgiving pot luck.
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We discuss whether you tell someone that they're stupid, why it's totally fine for Nick to enjoy veggie burgers, and we blow the dust off the Google Game.
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We discuss Nick’s spoiler-free review of The Marvels, whether Bumblito is making Jason’s life difficult on purpose, and why Jason says Tesla has stolen his relatable brand automobile.
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We discuss why Nick wants to name goats in Dear Redacted, who's guilty of crimes against comedy in Joke Court, and whether anyone will figure out Jason's Green Day mashup.
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We discuss whether anyone will be able to crack the code on Jason's Green Day mashup and win tickets, whether Jason needs to do anything for Mama Dick's birthday, and Nick reviews Jason Dicks' Overcooked-Steak-But-That's-How-Nick-Likes-It Stir Fry Surprise.
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We discuss That Guy who wants you to do their work for them, whether Jason is a Green Day super fan in name only, and why his insurance company won't just total his Telsa.
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We discuss Nick's Last Minute Barely-Researched Most-Likely-Biased Guide To Voting, why Jason is remixing Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax with a Family Guy clip, and a round of the Apple Music Game for Green Day tickets.
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We discuss Nick’s official review of the Jason Dick’s chicken fajita stir-fry surprise, whether Jason changing his own Tesla tire counts as having a macho weekend, and how Jason has no idea how much Delta 9 gummies should cost.
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We discuss whether humans are the only animals to have breasts, whether Nick actually understands why he's against permanent daylight saving time, and Jason celebrates an important anniversary.
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We discuss how Jason's new house in Manor is behind schedule and over budget, Nick confirms Flowers of the Killer Moon is too long, and we ask our IT guy if it's possible Jason took the station hack home.
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We discuss Brings His Incontinent Dog To The Office Guy, a round of How Much Does It Weigh for Bert Kreischer tickets, and discuss how Nick's appearance in the Waterloo Media Halloween costume contest was a complete failure.
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We discuss at what age is someone too old to go trick or treating, how thorough a cleaning job you have to do on a rental car before you return it, and a spooky addition of How Do You Like Them Tomatoes to scare the consultants who don't like games on the radio.
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We discuss where Matthew Perry ranked in the Friends hierarchy, why Nick thinks he's vindicated for his "just walk away from your debts" strategy, and Jason returns from Covid with some new Adorable Dog Content.
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We discuss the unfortunate passing of Nick's Cousin Uncle Johnny, which of Jason's current list of ailments is the worst, and a round of Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick for Blink 182 tickets.
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We discuss why Nick is trying to sell a slightly-used 2009 Nissan Altima battery through the radio, why Elephant Mario is in the new Super Mario Bros game, and a Joke Court Redemption.
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We discuss the mystery lady Jason wants to set Nick up with, why Nick doesn't want to visit an out of state friend, and whether Jason is a-hole if he has to get internet from Elon Musk when he moves to Manor.
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We discuss why Jason is upset with Are You 50 Yet Guy, whether one of Jason's golf buddies is submitting false expense reports, and why Nick is worried his neighbors are trying to steal his air conditioning.
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We discuss whether Bumblito hiding trash from Jason's bedroom inspections counts as progress, whether having "stomach issues" on a golf trip means you don't have to share a bathroom, and whether you can still wear a pair of shorts if the zipper won't stay zipped.
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We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much.
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We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much.
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We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much.
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We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much.
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We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much.
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We discuss how Nick now has to worry about Austin drivers crashing into his car now that it's actually worth while, whether Jason managed to get into the Foo Fighters Austin City Limits taping, and Joke Court.
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We discuss whether Jason still has the clout to get into the Foo Fighters Austin City Limits taping tonight, a round of Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick, and a Don't Nick My News about flying manatees.
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We discuss whether one of our co-workers is purposely not flushing the toilet, how Jason's utility bill is ridiculously high, and what TV show deserves a new ending.
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We discuss whether you would trust your friends to "borrow" your ACL wristband, how Nick's birthday chicken fettucine alfredo dinner was ruined, and whether Shania Twain singing Best of You with the Foo Fighters is the worst ACL disaster ever.
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We discuss how Shania Twain singing with the Foo Fighters was the worst thing at ACL, how Alanis Morrissette might have been the best thing ever, and why Nick is having a terrible birthday so far.
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Nick is upset with everyone who let him drive a car without air conditioning for the past four years, plus the return of Joke Court.
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We discuss how Jason being hit with a dose of reality when it comes to the hair department, another episode of The Bumbles, and how Nick bought a new car in the worst way imaginable.
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We discuss whether teenage sarcasm is worse than dad jokes, why you don't want to be Complete Slave To The GPS Guy, and Jason uses the radio to try and get free building materials for his new house in Manor.
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We discuss whether you're more excited for Texas vs Oklahoma or ACL Fest, whether leaving Jason's broken rear window uncovered makes him trash, and if Nick should be worried one of his roommates seems to have moved out, but is still paying rent.
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We discuss whether you need emergency gummies in your car, how Jason avoided falling it his girlfriend's trap, and a local story about a lost cat.
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We discuss why Nick is sick of being asked whether our company email works in Dear Redacted, we try to find something to plug Jason's gaping hole, and whether Nick's new hair color makes him look like Chad Kroeger from Nickleback.
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We discuss how long it's going to take to get the back window of Jason's Tesla fixed, whether it's a back window or a back windshield, and play some Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.
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We discuss why our building is full of Treats Your Crippling Addiction Like A Joke Guys, whether any body shops in town want to help commit insurance fraud, and constructive criticism on how to read.
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We discuss when is it appropriate to tell your fat friend that they're fat, why Jason has a Who's The A-Hole beef with his bandmates, and the radio has a meltdown on us.
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We discuss what's the worst that could happen with mixing guns and hallucinogenic drugs, whether Jason should spring for hardwood floors or go with carpet in his Manor manor, and Jason and Bumblito's Tenacious D bro date went.
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We discuss who's on Nick's Dear Redacted List this week, whether Jason's Funniest Joke Ever deserves to be in Joke Court, and how football is already coming between Jason and his girlfriend.
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We discuss whether backsliding with an ex is worth the drama.
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We discuss whether providing food is part of hosting a football watch party, whether you can bring a fifteen-year-old to a bar, and whether we have the right to free parking on South Congress.
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We discuss Bumblito declaring himself a political prisoner to avoid punishment, why Nick is shedding no tears for Aaron Rodgers and Jets fans, and we replay a hilarious segment from the CJ Morgan show after losing a fantasy football bet.
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We discuss why Nick is upset he didn’t get to hold court in actual court, whether you can trust an unhoused person with a credit card reader, and whether Texas is back or baaaaaaaaaaack.
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We discuss why Nick thinks he should be able to skip the line at the DMV, we start a fantasy feud with the CJ Morgan show, and an all-Randy Travis edition of Joke Court.
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We discuss Jason looking for help putting the final touches on his house in Manor, which NFL team has the most annoying fans, and why Nick feels bad for a Portuguese man who found a dinosaur in his back yard.
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Nick and Jason discuss whether Burning Man is worth the risk of having to poop in a bucket, why Jason still doesn't like I Have To Check With My Wife Guy, and whether kids these days appreciate how affordable big screen TVs are.
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Jason apologizes for apologizing for the quality of our podcast and we answer more of your questions.
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We discuss how Jason was surprised to find out his girlfriend doesn’t know how to write a check, who big-timed us more on Friday night, DJ Mel or the ice truck guy, and whether Steve Harwell of Smash Mouth is a bigger death than Jimmy Buffett.
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No actual games this time, but Jason (eventually) gets around to answering your questions after apologizing that our podcast sucks.
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We discuss why you can't have a tailgate without BBQ, whether it's cool to keep a dossier with embarrassing pictures of your friends is cool, and we talk to Dennis De La Pena about the Longhorns game against Rice.
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We discuss Jason explaining the real reason he was fired, whether you would turn down free tickets to go to the Longhorn's game against Rice, and Jason tries to get reimbursed for a $17 golf course Diet Dr. Pepper.
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We discuss why you don't want to be Can I Borrow Your Fantasy Prep Guy, whether not liking the Olive Garden is a red flag when it comes to dating, and why Jason has beef with Perry's for making him take off his hat.
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We discuss whether Jason got bamboozled into buying Bumblina an expensive lego set, or if she earned it. Plus, Justin Furstenfeld from Blue October calls in to welcome Jason back to the airwaves.
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We discuss whether Happy Gilmore is the best golf movie, whether sitting on the patio at a restaurant is insane right now, and what Bumblito said to Jason that made him declare it the ultimate "Bumblitos say the darndest things".
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We discuss whether the Longhorn's 2:30pm kickoff time against Rice is dangerous for the fans because of the heat, when is the right time to invite a new romantic interest over to your house, and an Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick about presidential fun facts.
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We discuss tips for how Jason can bond with his girlfriend's kid now that he's picking him up from school each day, whether Jason should be offended by people who stopped liking his Instagram posts after he got fired, and whether Nick questioning Tim Tebow's sexuality is a hot take, a cold take, or just an inappropriate in 2023.
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We discuss whether Jason's girlfriend is an a$$hole for paying for her own drinks, how Jason could possibly hate Jack Black's Peaches song from the Super Mario Bros movie, and we catch Jason up on important news and events he missed while not hosting a morning radio show.
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Jason is back in your earholes in the morning and he brought an update on his Million Dollar Manor Manor, Nick wants to know how drunk is too drunk to get on a first date, and we say goodbye for now to Emily as she focuses on doing afternoon radio with the CJ Morgan.
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We discuss whether it's too soon for pumpkin spice things, Emily going to a bikini cosplay convention this weekend, and Nick's Dear Redacted.
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We discuss how long you have to wait before honking at someone who doesn't realize the light is green.
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We discuss why Emily thinks she deserves the key to the city for saving a New Braunfels youth, whether you trust Apple with your passwords, and more than you ever wanted to know on why the Australian National Women's Soccer Team are called the Matilda's.
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We discuss whether it's always been this hot in Texas, what kind of psychopath enjoys cold McDonald's French fries, and why is in a game of chess with her cat over the food bowl.
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Nick and Emily talked with the Yellow Rose entertainer he swears he forged a connection with to see if it's all in his head or if he actually has a shot.
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We discuss how Nick lost his ID during the Pride Parade, why Emily thinks scary movie babies should just suck it up already, and the "Crazy Plane Lady" finally speaks.
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We discuss how everyone around Emily seems to be catching Covid all of a sudden, why Nick is threatening to hold out for more money in Dear Redacted, and whether Emily knows who Dale Gribble is.
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We discuss why Emily had to throw one of her friends under the If I Wasn't So Nice bus, why Nick deserves to not have to pay for streaming apps, and whether Margot Robbie will win the Foot Of The Year for Barbie.
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We discuss whether having a large penis can trigger TSA security at the airport, which of us would be better suited to survive a zombie apocalypse, and Emily taking her boyfriend to Barton Springs for the first time.
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We discuss whether Nick should look into why he doesn't have hot water at home, whether Emily's boyfriend passed the Barbie test, and whether we're supposed to be happy or mad that the Zilker Park Vision Plan got shelved.
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We discuss why Emily enjoyed getting hit on in front of her boyfriend during their Domain staycation, how Nick ended up promising to make a stripper famous on the radio, and whether it's acceptable to butter your bagel.
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We discuss why Emily has beef with anyone named Emma, why Nick thinks the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is the best one yet, and why Nick is ready to prevent our station from becoming a dystopian surveillance state in Dear Redacted.
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We discuss why Emily had beef with a waiter in If I Wasn't So Nice, whether Nick could handle dating an Onlyfans model, and we celebrate Intern Zane's last day.
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We discuss another episode of Emily hates e-Scooters, how Nick's first attempt at lucid dreaming ended with him buying Quentin Tarantino a coke, why you might be running out of time to go to Peter Pan mini golf, and a tutorial on how to get dates by sliding into DMs.
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We discuss everything Emily needs to do in The Domain during her staycation this weekend, Nick suddenly realizing he's old because he likes using the self-checkout, and whether Emily can retain any ninja turtles information Nick tries to teach her.
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We discuss whether Nick wearing a speedo helped him hook up with Lake Travis party chicks, Emily and her boyfriend cosplaying together for the first time, and Nick tries to educate Emily on the Ninja Turtles ahead of the new movie.
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We discuss whether a cheetah print speedo is the way for Nick to pick up Devil's Cove hotties, whether we owe Tom Delonge an apology about aliens, and Emily getting to pop her boyfriends cosplay cherry this weekend.
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We discuss how Emily's neighbors failed her in If I Wasn't So Nice, why Nick keeps sneaking up on co-workers in the break room, and play another round of It's So Hot That...
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We discuss whether mustard is the worst possible flavor for Skittles, who broke Emily's air conditioning, and a live report from Nicks' mom on the Georgetown airplane crash.
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We discuss whether bacon or sausage is the best meat for a breakfast sandwich, what’s is the best excuse to use to call in sick without getting follow up questions and whether Nick should spend a bunch of money on custom t-shirts for his boat party.
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We discuss our Barbenheimer experiences, Nick's dog poop fantasy, and whether Emily's new roommate is a lemon.
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We discuss why Emily needs help talking to shy people, how Nick may have gotten ripped off trying to troll anime fans, and Emily's spoiler-free review of Oppenheimer.
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We discuss why Emily is having to order a new grille for her car, how Nick got got by a twitter ad, and Emily's Barbieheimer surprise for Nick!
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We discuss how Nick's boat party has been hijacked by one of his friends, whether Emily should sabotage her friend's career for a joke, and a brand new segment called "It's So Hot That..."
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We discuss how long is too long to keep trash in your car, why Emily has investment anxiety, and how much it will cost to wax Nick's back.
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We discuss what’s the best way for Emily and her friend to enjoy Lady Bird Lake, Nick’s review of Dave Chappelle’s show, and Rivers Cuomo representing for short kings who want nice clothes.
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We discuss Emily looking for a gym matchmaker, Nick’s review of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One, and the major problem he has one with the 2023 Emmy Nominations.
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We discuss the Emmy nominations and who we think should win what, whether Nick was ghosted or just gave up on someone, and why Emily is upset with another member of her family for not wanting to hang out with her.
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We discuss whether whether Nick bought official Crocs or knock offs, why Emily doesn't want to sit next to a stranger at the movies, and whether Timothee Chalamet can pull off playing Willy Wonka.
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We discuss why Nick’s mom almost gave him road rage while driving to Galveston, whether Ryan Gosling could win an Oscar for Barbie, and why Scooby Doo is definitely NOT a super hero.
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We discuss how Nick ended up with a magic necklace from Galveston, Emily being super excited for Barbenheimer, and why Nick always had a bad feeling about Jonah Hill being a dick.
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Today is Emily's last day running the show by herself. We discuss our savage mothers, a dog named Duck, the multiple instances of Emily poisoning herself, and why Emily thinks no one keeps their children's artwork.
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Today Emily is taking over to bring you some of our favorite segments from the past and let Nick go on a much needed vacation. We chat about Emily's gross neighbors, if you are all for dunking your cookies into milk, watching your partner play videogames, and bee therapy.
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Today is the first day of Nick's long overdue vacation, so Emily is taking over to bring you some of our favorite segments from the past. We discuss kids using toilets in public, Superman, Emily's evil dream boyfriend, and Intern Andreas host his first segment on emotional TV moments that made him cry.
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We discuss why Emily wants a warning that you’re sober before she buys you a bunch of alcohol for your birthday, how AI technology is being used to have SpongeBob sing your favorite alt rock hits, and Fall Out Boy updating Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start The Fire.
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We discuss why Emily thinks she has superpowers, why Nick is furious at our intern Andreas, and the discovery of another dead body in Lady Bird Lake.
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We discuss what debt Nick is trying to walk away from now, whether going to TJ Maxx makes you have to poop, and whether McDonald's new Grimace shake is killing the TikTok generation.
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We discuss how Emily is a turtle killer (and possibly a baby killer), the gross things that happen on sixth street, and how Happy Gilmore is going to college.
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We discuss why nobody needs to hear from James Cameron about Titanic stuff right now, Nick's Dear Redacted about why a co-worker needs to stop touching his scissors, and whether plants like it when you touch them.
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We discuss why 10am is too early for brunch, why Emily is mad at her boyfriend's sleeping habits, and who would win in a fight, Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg?
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We discuss how this heat wave is making us lose our cool, why the Titanic is still in the news, and why Nick is breaking up with Trent Reznor.
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We discuss why Emily is at war with a particularly fat squirrel, why Nick is ready to go war with Wendy's over no-ice sodas, and why people still care about seeing the Titanic.
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We discuss why Nick thinks Emily should enjoy being 25 despite how rough it's been so far, why Emily skipped celebrating Father's Day this year, and Nick's 99% spoiler-free review of The Flash.
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We discuss whether it’s time to embrace wearing Crocs, where Emily can find cheap workout gear that still looks good, and why Nick doesn’t like “feels like” temperatures.
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We discuss why Emily has accused her cat Lucy of being a fat liar, why Nick was less than impressed with his first virtual doctor experience, and what being rich meant to you as a kid.
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We discuss how Nick embarrassingly ran out of money trying to pay his bills this month, why Emily's doctor prescribed her a stool for work, and a local woman's warning about Facebook Marketplace scammers.
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We discuss whether you'd rather be more intelligent or more attractive, why Emily is warning everyone about the dangers of driving while wearing flip flops, and whether Nick can do yoga better than an elephant at the Houston zoo.
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We discuss whether charcuterie boards are worth it, gift ideas for Father's Day, and Emily dreaming that her childhood dog was still alive.
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We discuss what the best flavor of Pop-Tarts is, why Nick insists he didn't give Emily his cough, and how to pull off a proper party boat party.
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We discuss why Nick's addition to Zelda is a good thing, who Emily wishes she wasn't so nice to this week, and the main reason most relationships fail.
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We discuss the practicality of Monday dates, Nick's paleo alfredo dish, and why a robot powered pizza service recently failed.
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We discuss why Nick is not a fan of Cheeze-Its, why Pete Davidson is feuding with PETA, and why Emily had to go full Karen on her neighbors.
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We discuss how Emily’s first time at an Austin FC game included a two-hour weather delay, what event you would dominate the Sex Olympics in, and the problem with Nick’s secret alfredo sauce recipe.
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We discuss how Emily can tell her new roommate her couch is ugly, Nick’s review of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, and who vandalized Emily’s desk at work.
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We discuss how Emily hit what she says is a very important relationship milestone with her boyfriend, how Nick's landlord has officially lost it, and Emily's review of The Little Mermaid.
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We discuss the leaked cast for the new Fantastic 4 movie, the "widely adopted" Gen-Z slang of bed-rotting , reviews for the newest Spider-Verse film, and we sprinkled in some Morning X Rewind for good measure.
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We discuss Nick's rampant videogame cheating, Emily meeting her boyfriend's parents, bees attacking Austin citizens, and the last episode of Succession (without any spoilers, we promise!)
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We discuss why Emily wants to watch her boyfriend play Legend of Zelda, why Nick has a problem with snake plants, and whether anyone would care about Ali Wong if she didn’t have her glasses.
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We discuss why Emily is mad at the new HBO-less Max, the best evidence yet that Austin doesn't have a serial killer, and everything you've ever wanted to know about Emily's showering habits and Nick's manscaping.
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We discuss how Nick recently found out his grandmother disinherited him, when do you replace your underwear, and whether parents are actually having their kids use portable toilets in public.
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We discuss a Dumb Question Amnesty about what time the gas pumps close, why Emily is nervous to meet her boyfriend's parents, and Nick tries his hand at picking an uplifting news story for Don't Nick My News.
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We discuss what bands you can count on to always have a great show, why Emily is considering going to a Schlitterbahn convention for Memorial Day, and Nick’s thoughts on the new Fast and Furious movie.
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We discuss why former Morning X producer Alex Diamond is upset Nick hooked him up with free concert tickets, how Emily’s boyfriend appears to be cheating on her with the new Legend of Zelda game, and which of Emily’s neighbors is responsible for her cockroach infestation.
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We discuss why destination weddings suck, why Emily is dreaming about her boyfriend being a jerk to her, and If I Wasn't So Nice.
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We discuss which day of ACL has the best lineup, Nick apologizes for calling out his ex-roommate about not paying rent, and Emily explains how she accidentally poisoned herself for the second time.
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We discuss why Emily doesn't believe parents really keep their kids art, whether Nick should accept a 17% increase in his rent, and which pizza place has the best crust.
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We discuss how Nick had to force himself to leave the house so he wouldn’t just play the Legend of Zelda all weekend, Emily’s lifehack for cutting down on her social media time, and Nick admits a guilty pleasure TV show that isn’t really all that pleasurable.
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We discuss whether it’s better to be the dumper or dumpee in a break up, what an Americore restaurant is and why Emily wants to go to all of them, and why Nick is kicking himself for not taking today off to play the new Legend of Zelda game.
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We discuss why Nick thinks he's already won Mother's Day, Emily's If I Wasn't So Nice, and why Nick has a problem with Cidercade.
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We discuss how Emily's boyfriend is cheating on her this weekend with Princess Zelda, how both our moms are basically the same person, and (of course) whether the ACL Lineup is good this year.
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We discuss why Nick can’t remember whether he’s for or against Sum 41 breaking up, whether Emily should listen to her mom when she says not to get her something for Mother’s Day, and our immediate thoughts on the Austin City Limits Festival line up.
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Remember when Emily wanted to know if she needed her boyfriends permission to discuss their sex life with her girlfriends, when both Nick and Emily realized the radio station still had them listed as interns, and when we talked to Austin drag queen Brigitte Bandit about testify before the Texas Legislature.
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We discuss Nick’s spoiler-free review of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3, how Emily is basking in the glow of hosting her own birthday concert, and how no one is surprised Nick’s old roommate hasn’t paid him back for back rent they owe.
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We discuss who Emily wishes she could be mean to in this week's If I Wasn't So Nice, why Nick thinks he should date a Texas Roller Derby athlete, and some tips on making margaritas for Cinco De Mayo with our friends from Dulce Vida Tequila.
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We discuss why Nick doesn't believe his friend's phones are actually "jacked up" when they don't text him back, how Emily's birthday banana pudding turned out, and whether you actually dunk your milk in cookies.
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We discuss Emily celebrating her birthday week with a new tattoo, what a 4D movie experience is, and why Nick thinks he could easily rob a bank.
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We discuss how Emily is using her birthday to get free food all week long, what video game Nick thinks can be even better than Super Mario Bros, and why Emily missed out on a opportunity to dominate her boyfriend this weekend.
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We we discuss our Daily Draft of TV Moms, the best songs to sing in your car, and why Emily has been accused of being a homewrecker.
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We discuss how Nick has joined the 5" inseam shorts club, why Emily's recent AirBnB experience left her feeling icky, and how to tell if you might be a serial killer because of your zodiac sign.
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We discuss Emily throwing herself a concert for her birthday, why Nick had to block his ex, and how Emily cheated in our Daily Draft of Austin events.
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Nick used EmilyGPT to simulate how Emily would have drafted if she were here to draft the best cartoons from our childrenhood.
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We drafted the best Austin restaurants and one of us made a HUGE mistake!
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We discuss how Emily discovered Austin's peacock park, Nick's Dear Redacted, and our Daily Draft of the most rewatchable tv shows to put have on in the background.
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We discuss how Emily keeps running into the same co-worker in the bathroom, the "rapid unscheduled disassembly" of Elon Musk's latest rocket, and another edition of If I Wasn't So Nice.
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We discuss why Emily's parents told her prostitutes were just out trying to buy bread, Nick's plan to stop Netflix from cracking down on password sharing, whether you're team crunchy or team creamy when it comes to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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We discuss how Emily doesn't know famous Austenite Leslie Cochran, why Nick is fed up with moms putting Taylor Swift lyrics in letters excusing their kids from school, and McDonald's updating the Big Mac.
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We discuss how to attract men with sexy indifference, who had the better Daily Draft of reality TV shows, and an update about Murphy the Eagle in Don't Nick My News.
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We discuss why Nick is all riled up about how his family members throw dice, why Emily is concerned about how much space she's taking up in the office fridge, and our horror stories from the high school prom.
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We discuss our Daily Draft of the best apps on your phone, how Emily would have handled someone with horrible movie theatre etiquette in If I Wasn't So Nice, and how one of Pablo Escobar's hippos died in a car crash.
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We discuss whether The Cheesecake Factory is fancy, what to do about Nick grinding his teeth, and why Emily is ready to send her boyfriend to the couch.
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Nick and Emily talk about their favorite parts of the Super Mario Bros Movie and some slight nit picks too. Yahoo!
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We discuss how Emily triggered the vegans at Veg Fest with her clothing choice, why Nick may have squatters living in his house, and whether people who have "a type" are weird.
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We discuss why Emily spent her Easter dressed as a moss fairy, why Nick spent his avoiding having to wear a rabbit costume, and our Daily Draft of the Best Music Venues in Austin.
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We discuss who Emily thinks is the ultimate nepo baby, our Daily Draft of movies we're looking forward to coming out this year, and a brand new segment about Emily called If I Wasn't So Nice.
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We discuss our reactions to new trailers for Barbie and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, draft the best breakfast foods, and try to come up with a more accurate name for Austin’s serial killer.
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We discuss whether a serial killer is dumping bodies in Lady Bird Lake, whether Emily can kiss and tell without her boyfriends consent, and our Daily Draft of the best shows on television.
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We discuss whether you are obligated to hang out with your family on Easter, the best April Fools Day pranks we totally didn’t fall for this year, and we talk with local drag queen Brigitte Bandit about testifying before the Texas Senate.
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We discuss which Mario game you voted to win our Mario March Madness, why Nick's Dear Redacted is no yoking matter, and whether Emily can "borrow" stuff from the radio station for her camping trip this weekend.
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We discuss Emily purging her Instagram of people who don’t follow her back, the best way to smuggle alcohol into concerts, and which of us have the worst roommates.
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We discuss why Emily was forced to go full Karen on her pest control guys, what your go-to drunk drink is, and whether you'd rather eat prehistoric beaver nuggets or mammoth meatballs.
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We discuss why Emily says Austin is the best major city in Texas to drive in, why Nick thinks he's an all-time great at being an audience member, and whether waiting in line for a concert for hours is worth it.
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We discuss which fast food restaurant has the best ice, Emily’s nomination for worst type of concertgoer, and Nick’s review of the latest John Wick movie.
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We discuss why Nick has a GIF problem, why Emily is obsessed with Donald Glover's Swarm, and why people need to be told not to eat their fruit roll up wrappers.
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We discuss how Emily's boyfriend meeting her parents for the first time went, why Nick is not into Might Morphing Power Rangers: Once & Always, and Emily getting pranked by the boys from the afternoon show.
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We discuss what leftover foods can be eaten cold, how one of Emily’s friends made a porch pirate walk the plank, and why Emily thinks Wendy’s is gas lighting her.
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We discuss Nick getting to watch the Air Jordan's movie at SXSW, why Instagram sex bots keep liking Emily's stories, and the latest matchup in our Mario March Madness bracket.
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We discuss what's got Nick irked up this week with some Dear Redacted, the Longhorns advancing in the NCAA Tournament, and how Emily was today year's old when she learned the police have unmarked cars.
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We discuss what Nick thought of the Tetris movie premier at SXSW, why Emily doesn't care about good music any more, and what kind of fruit can be thrown the farthest.
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We discuss Emily's adventures taking the train to SXSW, whether Nick has the clout to be an official Rotten Tomatoes critic, and how to tell whether you've been ghosted, zombied, or cushioned?
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We discuss Emily's DQA about biting her nails may not be dumb at all, Nick's SXSW film fail, and why Nintendo needs to make a real open-world Super Mario Bros game.
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We discuss what we liked and didn’t like from the season finale, whether Joel made the right decision, and what the ramifications will be for the future.
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We discuss our March Madness bracket to determine the best Super Mario game, what the Academy got right and what they got wrong at the Oscars, and why Nick wants Adam Driver to ride dinosaurs.
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We discuss why a recent doctors visit made Emily feel extremely old, why a sympathetic text from Nick's REDACTEDmade him feel bad, and whether you keep people around as emergency romantic options.
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We discuss why Nick was less than impressed with his Oatmeal Creme Pie experience, whether you can multiple people with the same name, and whether Joe Rogan's new comedy club will clean up Sixth Street.
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We discuss which Little Debbie snack cakes are your favorite, why Nick thinks he may have poisoned his roommate's cat, and what Emily misses from being on lockdown.
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We discuss Ellie having to survive on her own while Joel recovers, whether TV David is better than video game David, and why it’s so darn hard to tell who’s good and who’s evil in a post-apocalyptic winter wonderland.
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We discuss the controversy over how April O’Neil is depicted in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, dating an AI chatbot, and being comfortable with nudity at spas and gyms.
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We discuss whether Chris Rock met expectations with his Netflix live special, what kind of weirdo keeps pictures of their exes on their social media pages, and why bluebonnets make Nick think of his dad’s penis.
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We discuss why brunch has become overrated, why Nick is mad at the new season of Mandalorian, and whether the pandemic has your biological clock going at super speed.
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We discuss why Emily is worried about bring a plus one to her friends birthday, how much the Tooth Fairy is giving out for teeth these days, and whether Nick can pimp out his roommates feet because she's behind on rent.
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We discuss why Emily thinks she needs a signature scent, more problems for Austin FC, and why Nick is questioning Dave Grohl’s brisket cutting technique.
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We discuss our biggest glimpse yet of Ellie’s backstory in the show, some major differences from how things were in the game, and which The Last of Us character each of us is.
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We discuss what is the worst intersection to get stuck at in all of Austin, how deep a cut needs to be before you freak out about it, and a study claiming Onlyfans is good for your sex life.
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We discuss whether not liking ice cream is a dating red flag, what is the best music venue in Austin, and Nick's spoiler-free review of Cocaine Bear.
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We discuss how often you should talk to your best friend, why Nick is mad at his YouTube ads, and what cool things are going on in Austin this weekend.
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We discuss the best ways to kill zombies, if the cool kids wear underwear under their bathing suit, and Nick teaches everyone about Austin's OG #1 celebrity, Treaty Oak.
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We discuss Joel finally reuniting with Tommy, THE scene between Joel and Ellie, and why a Diva Cup is the ultimate video game equipment upgrade.
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We discuss the best places to celebrate National Margarita Day in Austin, your suggestions for PC games Emily should play now that she’s gamer girl, and how Emily realized AirBnBs are for having sex in.
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We discuss the chaos in Austin thanks to street racing sideshows, the passing of Red McCombs, and Emily's wonderful weekend away in Wimberley.
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We discuss what are our go-to happy songs for when we’re sad, what fun things there are to do on a weekend trip to Wimberley, and whether Nick is going to go to jail for missing a traffic court date.
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We discuss Emily sending her parents cute selfies to get a confidence boost, Nick’s visit to the new Lake Austin Blvd H-E-B, and how many squares of toilet paper do you use each time you poop.
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We discuss whether it's gross to eat in bed, whether Nick should be insulted his girlfriend doesn't think Channing Tatum is hot, and whether Emily's friend's child was set up by her teacher to get in trouble for cursing.
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We discuss whether having no date for Valentine's Day is better than having a bad one, Megan Fox breaking up with with Machine Gun Kelly, and the return of Barney the Dinosaur.
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We discuss episode five of The Last Of Us, including Kathleen's death, finally seeing a Bloater, and which change the show made to Henry and Sam's tragic story that made it better than the game.
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We discuss our favorite Super Bowl commercials, whether we're excited for The Flash movie, and why we keep shooting down UFOs.
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We discuss the rules for dating in Austin, Nicks Dear Redacted, and people spoiling the new Harry Potter game because of J.K. Rowling.
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We discuss weird food combos that people swear are good, how long you should date someone before trying to go grocery shopping together, and what makes a good pet name.
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We discuss why Emily's first time using a crock pot has her worried it'll burn down her home, what is your fiscal responsibility when your friend asks you to see Beyonce with her, and whether Dev Patel would make a good Reed Richards in Marvel's upcoming Fantastic Four movie.
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We discuss episode three of HBO's The Last Of Us with bonus commentary on Pedro Pascal's Saturday Night Live appearance with superfan Momo!
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We discuss how Emily's getting into the smutty book series, A Court of Thorns and Roses, what are the best games to play with a large group of friends and a Japanese zoo animal that's a fan of glory holes.
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We discuss when is too late to knock on someone’s door, whether Knock At The Cabin was better than 80 For Brady, and how Emily almost poisoned herself this weekend.
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We discuss why Emily thinks retired life is making her parents cool, Nick reminded he loves chainsawing trees, and what are good options for cheap dates.
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We discuss whether this was the greatest episode of television ever and whether Nick Offerman or Murray Bartlett is going to win an Emmy for it.
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We did a show Wednesday, but thanks to a frozen broadcasting tower all you heard was static. So enjoy what you missed, or keep your radio tuned to the static. Either works for us.
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We discuss Emily teaching one of her friends how to drive, whether Nick is weird for not buying eggs, and a Plano woman feed up with men coming to her house looking for sex.
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We discuss why Nick is questioning whether he did a good thing or not, why Emily is planning a day out with her cat, and whether Pedro Pascal is a daddy or a zaddy?
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We discuss why Emily wants to normalize napping, why Nick wants to normalize not tipping people who don't deserve it, and why you shouldn't mix Radiohead and a Nintendo 64.
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We discuss the weirdest places someone's taken you for a date, cartoon brand mascots that are hot, and all the politicians wanting to quote Taylor Swift lyrics at the Ticketmaster hearing.
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We are joined by CJ Morgan to discuss episode two of HBo's The Last of Us, including what makes a zombie a zombie and that polarizing kiss at the end of the episode.
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We discuss whether you can send back food because the portion size is too small, whether Top Gun: Maverick can win the Oscar for best film, and M&M's ditching their spokescandies for Maya Rudolph.
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We discuss what are the worst kind of drivers, how old is too old to make out in a bar, and what your go-to trash drink of choice?
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We discuss whether freezing your bread is genius or gross, why the Black Eyed Peas are beefing with pooping unicorns, and the monsters from The Last of Us are zombies or mutants.
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We discuss how a lot of Austin roads seem to have identity crises, how Emily's car ended up the shop yet again, and what childhood toys you still have somewhere.
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We discuss how well the first episode sticks to the beginning of the game, some Easter eggs you might have missed, and how Nick spent way to much time and effort trying to figure out what part of Austin Joel and Sarah lived in.
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We discuss what kind of butt is the best butt, the maximum amount of trips to H-E-B you can make in a single day, and whether Girl Scout cookies deserve the hype.
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We discuss Emily buying a waterproof notepad for all her shower thoughts, our impressions of the first episode of HBO Max's The Last of Us, and how Emily got her first parking ticket downtown.
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We discuss why Emily wants to drink wine in a castle dungeon, why Nick is annoyed by his girlfriend's refusal to close the front door, and who keeps abandoning guinea pigs along the side of I-35.
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We discuss Emily's Mount Rushmore of cartoon theme song and how you came come work out with Emily this weekend and see her tomato face in person.
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We discuss who won what at the Golden Globes, how many roaches constitute an infestation, and what 90's cartoon had the best theme song.
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We discuss Nick going to a witch's market, an old lady admiring Emily's butt, and whether you're excited by the new Ant-Man trailer or already sick of Marvel's multiple universes.
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We discuss a spoiler-free review of M3GAN, whether your cat is a purr-vert who likes to watch you do it, and we talk to Nick's Mom about whether he really does have a hand me down name.
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We discuss why Emily is super excited to part of a class-action lawsuit, whether Nick's niece learning to drive on a Tesla makes her an a-hole, and whether Dave Bautista is an ungrateful jerk.
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We discuss which pop culture fanbase is THE WORST, whether Nick was wrong for taking leftovers home from a work lunch, and what's on Emily's vision board for 2023.
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We discuss how James Cameron is officially ripping off the other Avatar now, whether kissing your friends is appropriate on New Year's Eve, and the most hilarious ways guys injured their penises in 2022.
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Nick and Emily discuss how they spent their holiday vacations, the new TikTok slang word that should already be retired, and the suits deciding the morning show needed less Dick.
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We discuss why Jason hates That Guy who takes it easy on him, whether thin hoodies are stupid, and another round of Is It Toxic?
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We discuss Nick saying yes to getting a Christmas Tree, talk to Emily's friend about Emily dating her ex, and explain what goblin mode is.
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We discuss Emily hooking up with her friend's ex at a wedding, why Jason wants to be a dog walker, and whether Nick can throw a football 30 yards.
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Jason returns to discuss who's on Nick's Dear Redacted list this week, whether his puppy, Thorn, will stop pooping in the house if he stops picking it up, and whether Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is destined to be bad.
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We discuss the new Super Mario Bros movie trailer, Emily's plan to outsmart the Instagram bots and get rich, and why Nick doesn't think Christian Pulisic deserves to be called Captain America.
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We discuss Nick saying yes to taking his family to Kalahari Resorts, how Emily can find the time to watch all the good TV shows, and Nick's attempt to boost his mentals with mushrooms.
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We discuss Nick's Thanksgiving in Granger, Texas, how he thinks he already won Christmas, and Emily needing a place to crash in Denton before her friends wedding.
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We discuss why you shouldn't be That Guy who warns Jason to not freak out, what time Thanksgiving should start, and a gangbang of Essential Debates to finish off the week.
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We discuss why Nick wants to do mushrooms (for his mental health), The Bumbles make a life-changing decision, and do you like gravy on your Thanksgiving turkey.
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We discuss how Jason spent his birthday, Mama Dick's list of demands for Jason's new Manor manor, and a new game called Not My Austin!
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We discuss why Nick is mad at a co-worker for something that doesn't affect him, whether it's weird that Jason like milk, and Emily celebrates Gumbogiving.
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We discuss Emily's First Time having a signature dish at Thanksgiving, whether Nick won the office potluck with his meatballs, and why Mama Dick thinks she won't have to pay rent after moving into Jason's Manor manor.
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We discuss whether Emily was able to get her tickets to Taylor Swift, why Nick had to fire off an emergency Dear Redacted against Double Dave's, and what old school videogame tune should win a Grammy.
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We discuss Nick's latest review of the 19 best burgers in Austin, whether Emily has a real smartwatch, and work potluck ethics.
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Jason's out sick, but Nick and Emily discuss how many exotic meats Emily ate at her mystery meat party, whether Black Panther 2 made either of them cry, and Nick's loose interpretation of uplifting in Don't Nick My News.
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We discuss why Nick's Dear Redacted involves lube, a round of I'll Have What She's Having, Joke Court, and whether Nick can avoid spoiling Black Panther 2 in his spoiler-free review of Black Panther 2.
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We discuss Emily's First Time going to a mystery meat party, whether Nick and Jason are worse at read commercials, and whether you'll have family members at Thanksgiving that you don't know the names of.
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We discuss the midterm election results as best we can, Jason updates us on whether eating porch meat was a good idea, and why you don't want to be All Nuts About Their Birthday Guy.
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We discuss Nick just saying yes to Wurstfest, Nick's failed social experiment involving his roommates, and whether you go open door or closed door during sexy times in Morning X After Dark.
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We discuss how going camping has lead to Emily wanting to run a small town diner, how much Jason's first Manor Manor architect bill is, and whether Jason could take a feral hog in a fist fight.
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We discuss Nick's Dear Redacted, Joke Court and whether Jason is an a-hole for volunteering his girlfriend as a babysitter so he can fill his pickleball foursome.
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We discuss Emily's First Time rappelling down the side of a building, a Dick Question Amnesty about playing board games at restaurants, and whether agreeing to a No Sex November with your significant other is a horrible idea.
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We discuss That Guy who talks like the hip kids, Emily's terrible Denton hotel, and when do you start celebrating Christmas.
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We discuss why Nick wants to say yes to cheating, whether Jason's mom is a porch pirate, and Jason and Nick compete in a ball-eating contest.
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We discuss Jason's trip to Vegas for When We Were Young festival, whether Austin is a good Halloween town and what Jason needs to do with the pool-sized hole in his backyard.
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We discuss Nick's shoe problem in Dear Redacted, Jason's girlfriend going to Vegas for the first time, and Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time taking a dance class (since she was a child), a round of But Your Kids Are Gonna Love It, and whether it's acceptable to have sex on a couch when you have roommates.
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We discuss how to fix Jason's Instagram account in That Guy, play a round of Tongue Punch The Box Office, and try to figure out what is Austin's most iconic food.
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We discuss Nick saying yes to trying to find a hidden secret bar, why Jason's girlfriend is currently upset with him, and a Dumb Question Amnesty from Emily.
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We discuss whether Nick would get arrested if he "accidentally" spilled BBQ sauce on Greg Abbott, a surprise Quien Es Mas Macho, and why Jason wants to open his own Little Caesars franchise in Manor.
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We discuss why Nick is upset at fast food napkins in Dear Redacted, Jason needs help with potty training his new puppy in The Bumbles and why Jason thinks Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October has stripper energy.
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We discuss Emily's First Time going to a fancy gala, Nick's continued quest to find the best burger in town, and Jason's continued beef with Mattress Mack.
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We discuss Jason being upset no one acknowledged his dog's cuteness, how Emily got banned from Tinder, and we try out a fun new game.
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We discuss why Nick was asked to save the radio station in Nick's Just Say Yes Day, whether Jason was an accessory to fraudulent charity fundraising, and another round of How Much Does It Weigh?
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We discuss how long is too long to wait in line at Taco Bell, a what kind of gift you give to your architect, and whether Jason owes Emily $50 for asking Noah Cyrus about Achy Breaky Heart.
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We discuss why Nick wants to Dear Redact a child, Joke Court and a round of Nick That Tune.
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We discuss Emily's First Time as an ACL VIP, another round of Is It Toxic, and Nick and Jason try to hook listeners up with Blue October tickets in a round of Hooooooooow Much?
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We discuss how Nick is That Guy this week, a cluster-f--k round of the Rotten Tomatoes game, and how Blink 182 is coming to Austin.
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We discuss why Nick had to block Jason on his birthday, Emily's problem with ACL moshers, and Tom DeLonge rejoining Blink 182.
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We discussed the fact that Jason STILL doesn't have ACL tickets, Halloween Ends, UT's historic win against OU, and Jason's Sims Manor Mansion.
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We discuss the Super Mario Bros movie teaser trailer, Nick's Dear Redacted and Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time decorating for Halloween, an ACL-themed round of $7 Worth Of Hoobastank and former-producer Alex Diamond joins us to help answer a Dick Question Amnesty... is gay sex awesome?
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We talk to musical expert Andy Langer about the Austin City Limits music festival and who you'll want to make sure you see this weekend, plus a round of I'll Have What She's Having.
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We discuss what to do when you find a purse in a port-a-potty, whether Jason should be offended his girlfriend got dressed up for Harry Styles, and the return of How Much Does It Weight?
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We discuss why parents take kids to see scary movies, whether Jason can save Manor's schools, and a round of DP The Box Office.
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We discuss why Nick is accusing Jason of having peepee hands in Dear Redacted, whether Jason can break Nick's winning streak with a round of Doug Benson's IMDB Game, and who will be convicted for crimes against comedy in Joke Court.
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We discuss why Nick is accusing Jason of having peepee hands in Dear Redacted, whether Jason can break Nick's winning streak with a round of Doug Benson's IMDB Game, and who will be convicted for crimes against comedy in Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time at the Moody Center, a Flying Car Segment about shirt sizes, and the debut of a brand new game, How Much Does It Weigh!
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We discuss Emily's First Time at the Moody Center, a Flying Car Segment about shirt sizes, and the debut of a brand new game, How Much Does It Weigh!
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We discuss this week's That Guy, a round of the Candid Cameo game and whether people who say "I'm a hugger" are toxic.
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We discuss this week's That Guy, a round of the Candid Cameo game and whether people who say "I'm a hugger" are toxic.
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We discuss how Nick ended up Just Saying Yes to going to a breakdancing competition, why Emily hates cash back rewards, and the newest addition to the Bumbles family.
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We discuss how Nick ended up Just Saying Yes to going to a breakdancing competition, why Emily hates cash back rewards, and the newest addition to the Bumbles family.
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We discuss why Emily came out of the Billy Joel concert with a Who's The A-Hole beef, why Jason might have to fire his home builder, and the proper way to be awed by Jason's presence if you're lucky enough to ever meet him in person.
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We discuss why Emily came out of the Billy Joel concert with a Who's The A-Hole beef, why Jason might have to fire his home builder, and the proper way to be awed by Jason's presence if you're lucky enough to ever meet him in person.
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We discuss Nick's issues with slow speed bump drivers in Dear Redacted, Jason tries to limit The Bumbles Halloween spending, and, of course, Joke Court.
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We discuss Nick's issues with slow speed bump drivers in Dear Redacted, Jason tries to limit The Bumbles Halloween spending, and, of course, Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's second time at making her first Longhorns game Emily's First Time, Nick goes off on why he's not the a-hole, and a return of the Flying Car Segment.
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We discuss Emily's second time at making her first Longhorns game Emily's First Time, Nick goes off on why he's not the a-hole, and a return of the Flying Car Segment.
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We discuss how our new intern became this week's That Guy why Nick refuses to admit he has a girlfriend, and when is too soon to buy an expensive gift for your significant other.
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We discuss how our new intern became this week's That Guy why Nick refuses to admit he has a girlfriend, and when is too soon to buy an expensive gift for your significant other.
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We discuss Nick just saying yes to the hottest coolest time in Texas, Emily realizing she tailgated all wrong, and why Jason thinks mosh pits should be illegal.
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We discuss Nick just saying yes to the hottest coolest time in Texas, Emily realizing she tailgated all wrong, and why Jason thinks mosh pits should be illegal.
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We discuss whether Nick was an A-Hole to a Kansas fan at the Texas game, how Emily was definitely a good person for helping her drunk friend escape downtown, and Emily's expert analysis of the Longhorns after attending her first ever game.
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We discuss whether Nick was an A-Hole to a Kansas fan at the Texas game, how Emily was definitely a good person for helping her drunk friend escape downtown, and Emily's expert analysis of the Longhorns after attending her first ever game.
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Nick and Emily discuss the latest on The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Nick's Dear Redacted, and Joke Court.
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Nick and Emily discuss the latest on The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Nick's Dear Redacted, and Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time attending a Longhorns football game (Hook'em I guess), whether it's toxic to ask a co-worker if their hair is fake, and Cardi B weighs in on inflation.
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We discuss Emily's First Time attending a Longhorns football game (Hook'em I guess), whether it's toxic to ask a co-worker if their hair is fake, and Cardi B weighs in on inflation.
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We discuss whether Jason is too old to go to Riotfest, another Dog Question Amnesty, and a Morning X After Dark guaranteed to make you spit take.
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We discuss whether Jason is too old to go to Riotfest, another Dog Question Amnesty, and a Morning X After Dark guaranteed to make you spit take.
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We discuss why Nick did not enjoy watching football at Dave B's house, why Emily has a problem with virginity, and a round of Just Chillin Y'all.
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We discuss why Nick did not enjoy watching football at Dave B's house, why Emily has a problem with virginity, and a round of Just Chillin Y'all.
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We discuss Jason getting accused of being a pervert for trying to take a picture of a girl's dog, the Queen's bees being officially informed of her death, and a round of Hooooooooooow much?
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We discuss Jason getting accused of being a pervert for trying to take a picture of a girl's dog, the Queen's bees being officially informed of her death, and a round of Hooooooooooow much?
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We discuss very special episode of Dear Redacted, play a round of $7 Worth of Hoobastank, and defend ourselves in Joke Court.
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We discuss very special episode of Dear Redacted, play a round of $7 Worth of Hoobastank, and defend ourselves in Joke Court.
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We discuss why Emily's First Time doing a fantasy football draft was underwhelming, the right way to dump someone, and who wins in a Google Game fight, Jason or Nick.
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We discuss why Emily's First Time doing a fantasy football draft was underwhelming, the right way to dump someone, and who wins in a Google Game fight, Jason or Nick.
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Emily explains the drama between Harry Styles and Chris Pine to Jason, Jason explains why he was disappointed in a fancy dinner with Bumblina, and we have an exciting opportunity for Emily to go viral this weekend.
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Emily explains the drama between Harry Styles and Chris Pine to Jason, Jason explains why he was disappointed in a fancy dinner with Bumblina, and we have an exciting opportunity for Emily to go viral this weekend.
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We discuss how Nick made one of pickleball shots of all time, why our HR department things Emily is a dude, and how Jason can avoid having his girlfriend's dad hate him.
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We discuss how Nick made one of pickleball shots of all time, why our HR department things Emily is a dude, and how Jason can avoid having his girlfriend's dad hate him.
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We discuss why football may already be putting Jason's relationship in jeopardy, who's guilty of crimes against comedy in Joke Court, and a round of I'll Have What She's Having.
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We discuss Emily's first time on a boat, how yesterday was one of Nick's best day's ever, and force Jason to play a super fun game that he hates.
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We discuss Leonardo DiCaprio breaking up with another 25-year-old girlfriend, how early is too early to get to the airport for a 5am flight, and a Morning X Afterdark about spank banks.
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We discuss Nick saying yes to officially helping his parents maintain their lawn, why Jason got suspended from pickleball, and we play a round How Much? for Panic at the Disco tickets.
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We discuss Jason getting punched by Budda, Emily learning to laugh at her Grandma dying, and how Nick bruised his arm while sleeping.
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We discuss who keeps crushing the ice in the break room fridge, why Emily is going to a pool party where everyone hates her, and whether the University of South Carolina is really going to name their mascot the cock commander.
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We discuss Emily's First Time asking her dad for dating advice, which Euphoria cast member won't be back for season 3 (it's that one) and what the heck banana ball is.
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We discuss why you don't want to be Dresses Up For A Concert Guy, how many groceries you need to feed four dudes on a golf trip, and whether Jason was trying to peacock with his golf outfits.
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We discuss Nick saying yes to an adult sleepover, what an actual house of dragons would smell like, and why you never use a hot dog as a straw.
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We discuss why Nick its trying to make the phrase "well it's not butt surgery" a thing, what what color school subjects are, and a Morning X After Dark about Emily getting crazy high.
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We discuss Austin City Limits released the daily schedule, whether Nick is disrespecting the integrity of Joke Court, and why Emily wants a Buc-ee's candle and what one would smell like.
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We discuss Emily's First Time thinking about getting rid of her cat, why Jason is in a fight with Amazon, plus not one but TWO fun radio games!
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We discuss Jason's questions about home schooling in That Guy, Emily's back to school tips about the importance of lunch, and we play a round of the New Rotten Tomatoes game for Incubus tickets.
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Jason and Nick discuss the season finale of Better Call Saul. There will be spoilers.
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We discuss Nick winning music bingo, Emily's Weeknd weekend, and a Who's the A-hole about Jason's dead grandma.
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We discuss how you got caught cheating in school, whether you need a couch, and ideas how Jason can turn his hot tub into something that helps him sell his house.
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We discuss who's on Nick's Dear Redacted list, another Jason v Bumblina Who's the A-Hole, and the cream of this week's crop with Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time playing pickleball, Nick's back to school tips for the kids, and Jason shaves his head live on the radio.
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We discuss how Jason is I'm On No Sleep Guy (don't be That Guy), why Emily's Therapist broke up with her, and our tips for students going back to school.
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We discuss why Nick just said yes to butt ointment, why Jason is peeing like an old man, and how far you would drive for sex.
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We discuss an episode of The Bumbles where Jason may have actually done some parenting, how Emily's party was crashed by two sets of uninvited guests, and we explain to Jason how a hairless Doja Cat is a person not a pet.
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We discuss why Nick hates voice memo texts in Dear Redacted, whether Emily totally fangirled over a boyband meet and greet, and whether Nick pushing Emily's button with his song intros is comedic gold in Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time getting to meet and greet with a band she's a fan of, why she thinks it's a bad thing one of her friends is traveling to Europe to meet a guy, and how a new bread-based Pokemon has stolen the hearts of everyone on the internets.
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Nick and Emily discuss why Jake Gyllenhaal is a terrible choice to remake Road House, Emily's costume ideas for her J party, and why Nick wouldn't crawl through a poop tunnel to rescue a kitten.
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We discuss Nick going to a rage room for his Just Say Yes Day, how much money is too much to keep in your Venmo wallet, and how a burnt out teacher ruined Emily's trip to Michaels.
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We discuss how none of us won the Mega Millions, why Emily wanted to find out what kind of drunk her new beau is, and whether Jason should get a koi pond at his Million Dollar Manor Manor.
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We discuss why Nick's dryer might burn his house down in Dear Redacted, a very adult edition of Joke Court and a special appearance by one of our fun radio games!
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We discuss how Jordan Peele's Nope led to Emily realizing she hates emus, whether Jason is trash for using a paper towel to cork his energy drinks, and a special round of How Much?
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We discuss That Guy who hurt Jason's feelings on social media, whether being obsessed with super heroes is a red flag or green flag, and why Emily doesn't know how to clean.
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We discuss Nick passing along his mom's TV recommendations, whether chicken tenders are grown up food, and the Bumbles institute a chore policy.
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We discuss why Emily felt like an a-hole for getting too dressed up for her friend's emo party, why Jason didn't get Jordan Peele's Nope, and Nick ranks his nieces and nephews.
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We discuss Nick's Dear Redacted, your favorite college food spots, and we talk to Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October about becoming an action film star.
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Jason finally saw Everything, Everywhere, All At Once, and he has a few Nitpicks, plus we play a round of Let's Talk Talkies.
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We discuss Emily's First Time getting her Tarot cards read, Bumblito's first time swearing, and all the times Jason has stolen something from work.
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We discuss why Jason hates Talks To You During The Concert Guy, why Nick has a closed-door policy with his roommates, and why Emily says she got a deal on swimsuits so good, she felt like she was stealing them.
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We discuss Nick saying yes to doing yoga with goats, Bumblina calls in to talk about living with Mama Dick, and Emily wants to know if you can be platonic friends with a guy.
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We discuss how Emily's Airbnb experience this weekend left her with chemical burns on her face, a Dumb Question Amnesty about whether the position you sleep in can affect your dreams, and whether it's weird to move your mom into your Million Dollar Manor Manor.
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We discuss Nick's Dear Redacted, why Jason thinks a co-worker is an A-Hole for not inviting him to their birthday party, and Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time trying jalapeno poppers, Bumblito's terrible rationalization for why he needs a cell phone, and a surprise round of You AutoComplete Me.
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We discuss That Guy who lifts the airplane window shade, how Emily realized she was sitting at the loser table at her friend's wedding, and how Jason almost peed his pants at the World Series of Poker.
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We discuss Nick saying yes to playing his new PS5 over having sex, Emily almost getting stuck in Alabama, and Jason's announcement of an official new best friend.
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We discuss why Jason had hotel security check his Vegas hotel room for weapons of mass destruction, why Emily was forced to keep it PG-13 on her flight back from Nashville, and why Nick spent his vacation hunting robot dinosaurs on his new PS5.
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We discuss the time The Bumbles did a very special episdoe about birth control, Jason tried to sell Emily on an I-35 apartment, and we found out the one thing Jason wants to keep from the radio station if he ever loses his job.
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We discuss whether you can recycle the nude photos you send to people, how Jason managed to finally stink up his Tesla, and whether it's possible to be a nice Karen.
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We discuss what could be Jason's dumbest DQA of all time, whether not flossing everyday makes you trash, and Mama Dick recounts the time Jason had a game-winning hit by pitch in little league.
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We look back at the time Bumblito was out of town so Jason tried to declare it sex week at Affluence Hill, Emily's birth control triggered a Schlitterbahn drug dog, and Jason proved he's not afraid of ghosts, but he is afraid of Finn Wolfhard's ugly face.
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In this Best of the Morning X, we remember when Emily learning enjoys getting catcalled when it's by a woman, when Jason had the saddest day ever at Schlitterbahn, and Nick tried to hold court in an important-ish business meeting.
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We discuss Emily's First Time not checking a bag on a flight, Nick finally getting a PS5 and how Emily's new pants make guys magically hit on her.
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We discuss why Jason thinks its unfair his pickleball opponents have figured out he's the weak link, why Nick wants to sleep on a hammock during his family's beach vacation, and Emily's soul dying a little bit when she found out how much money was in Jason's wallet.
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We discuss how Nick avoided a fiery highway death for his Just Say Yes Day, why Jason thinks another employee is misusing our security guard, and what is your go-to Austin tex-mex place.
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We discuss why The Bumbles have a plumbing issue, why Jason wants to share ownership of a tree with his neighbor, and how to pick out the best movie to put on while having sex. (Nick had sex!)
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We discuss who's on Nick's Dear Redacted list this week, what Emily's friends think of her new male companion, and who's guilty of crimes against comedy in Joke Court.
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We discuss what percentage of people are dirty pool pee-ers, Emily's First Time throwing a housewarming party, and who won the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
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We discuss My House Didn't See For Enough Guy, when is the right time for a new guy to meet your friends, and how Jason ended up choosing pickleball over seeing his 19th favorite band.
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We discuss why Nick will always say yes to free hot dogs, we talk to Emily's TikTok doppelganger and Jason wants to find someone to date his dad.
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We discuss a fun new Emily game called Red Flag/Green Flag, why Nick is living a couchless lifestyle, and why Jason’s dream of building a house in Manor might be dead forever.
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We discuss why both Nick and Jason are having roommate issues in Dear Redacted and The Bumbles, plus another round of Joke Court.
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We discuss why Jason is all about that Slipknot right now and play a round of the IMDB Game.
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We discuss Emily's first time going to a soccer game at Q2 Stadium, how Emily is going viral on TikTok for discovering her doppelganger, and why Nick is hoping to test negative for Covid so he can go to a pool party today.
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We discuss Bumblina being That Guy for blaming Jason for giving her Covid, whether Emily committed a violation of pizza ethics and why Nick doesn't get the difference between 69 and 72... degrees.
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We discuss Jason's new Instagram outfit, Jason's questions about having Covid, and whether you should be embarrassed about bringing an overnight bag to an adult sleepover.
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We discuss why Nick is upset about the way his mom butters her buns in Dear Redacted, the latest episode of The Bumbles, and another Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time going to the clubs solo, why Jason has some questions about some signs he saw in Vegas, and a Tylenol-fueled return of the Flying Car Segment.
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We discuss whether Jason is a poker millionaire after returning from the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, why That Guy prevented him from getting any sleep, and how Emily almost choked to death and nobody noticed.
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We discuss Nick and Emily doing an Emo and Flow yoga class and whether Coldplay counts as emo, why Nick decided to mash up all the Running Up That Hill covers, and some fun nerd news about The Boys.
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We discuss Emily's Dumb Question Amnesty about the best way to get wax out of her ears, some nerd news about the upcoming Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, and why the Tampa Bay Rays pitching staff doesn't want to celebrate Pride.
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We talk about Emily getting ghosted by MGK and play a round of our Apple Music Game.
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We discuss Nick's Dear Redacted, another round of Joke Court, and when is too soon in a relationship to call someone baby.
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We discuss Emily's First Time encountering a overbearing other-in-law, why Jason's girlfriend doesn't want to pick him up from the airport, and why Emily is jealous of her parents care-free lifestyle.
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We discuss the NBA Finals between Boston and Golden State, whether the Longhorns really are favorites to win the Big XII, and when fantasy football mixes with MLB.
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We discuss Invites You To A Sausage Fest Guy, whether Jason sucks at technology or HBO does, and what defines a cougar.
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We discuss how Jason ended up watching Top Gun: Maverick en espanol, why Nick thought hiking in the Greenbelt would be a good idea, and Emily's 30 second spoiler-free review of the first four episodes of Stranger Things season 4.
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We discuss how long the Mexican Pizza will remain at Taco Bell, the passing of Ray Liotta and how an 8-year-old girl hit Jason with a truth bomb.
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We discuss Emily's First Time meeting her new neighbors, why Jason wants Bumblito to get a summer job, and why Nick's love life is once again a dumpster fire.
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We explore why Nick is making a mixed-nut butter sandwich and play a new game Jason come up with to see how good Nick and Emily are appraising houses.
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We discuss why Emily is I'm On No Sleep Guy, why Nick thinks his roommate is being an a-hole, and what Jason's strategy is when it comes to how to orient your penis in your underwear.
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We discuss Nick saying yes to a speakeasy pub crawl, Emily wanting work out a deal to rent Jason's Peloton bike, and whether Jason is creepy for what he text people on their birthdays.
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We talk about stuff and play a round of the TV Guide game with movies Emily watched while out with Covid.
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Emily explains why she's back at work despite still testing positive for Covid (she has a doctor's note), Nick torpedoes a segment about how he's not a real adult, and Jason explains why he's too rich to build a stucco house in Manor.
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We discuss why Nick has strong feelings about puppies in the workplace, why Jason went to see a children's movie, and whether Emily still has Covid. (Spoiler alert: She does)
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We discuss Emily's First Time watching Die Hard, The Flying Car Segment returns, and Jason tried to get Nick hooked on pickleball.
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We discuss why Jason had to make his girlfriend this week's That Guy, whether you can be declared an a-hole for your dreams, and we check in with Emily to see how Covid has affected her brain.
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We discuss why Nick finally just said yes to getting his car legal, Jason's review of Limp Bizkit at Madison Square Garden, and which of his family members was the biggest pain in the ass in New York.
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We discuss whether Machine Gun Kelly actually impregnated Megan Fox, why you don't bring a racoon to a baseball fight, and a horrible but hilarious news story about why you don't put your parents ashes in gazing balls.
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You asked for it, you got it, another Hajda solo show. No refunds.
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Jason and Emily are out for Covid precautions which means Nick gets to fly solo and run the whole show himself. Oh $&*#. Luckily there's plenty of classic Jason Dick and Friends clips with Jason and Emily on them for those who hate the Hajda.
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We discuss whether Jason should get a pig once when he moves to Manor, whether Emily survived camping all weekend, and how long are you willing to wait for a table at a restaurant.
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Jason and Nick discuss the final season of Ozark. Needless to say there will be f***ing spoilers.
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We discuss why Nick thinks Austin traffic is all Buda's fault, why Jason's pickle balling was inconvenienced by a dead body, and what are Jason's Mother's Day obligations to his Bumblina.
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We discuss Emily's First Time planning a camping trip for her birthday, whether we should allow her to turn 24 or stay 23 forever, and why Jason thinks Urban Meyer still has a shot at coaching the Longhorns.
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We discuss whether Emily should be mad her friend ditched her at a party to hook up with a dude, why Jason is mad nobody noticed his "notice me" outfit, and whether Mama Dick can get her first win in the Mom Off.
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Nick explains his process (loudly) and Jason tells us how he fell down and skinned his knees, plus Jason and Emily face off in a round of I'll Have What She's Having (the TV Guide game).
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We discuss how Nick ended up on a concert date with Jason's girlfriend, whose mom is better at introducing songs, and a Morning X After Dark of indeterminate sexiness.
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We discuss who's mom is better at radio, Mama Dick or Mama Haj, a Who's The A-Hole between Jason and an unemployed single mom, and whether Jason should build a pickleball court as part of his Million Dollar Manor Mansion.
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We discuss Dear Redacted, Joke Court, and who would waste their money on a $25K handbag?
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Live from Twin Peaks, we draft the best states, body parts, and the worst draft picks from our series of Daily Drafts.
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We discuss Emily's first time getting a professional massage, why Jason's house is full of flies, and our Daily Draft of comedic actors.
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We discuss That Guy who gets uppity about who watches their kid, why Nick is technically a child abductor, and the importance of deodorizing your thighs.
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We talk more about Jason's cruise experience, the proper way to get Nick to cuck you, and play a round of The Setlist Game.
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We discuss Jason's problems with cruise life, whether Nick should sleep with a listener's wife, and our Daily Draft of Austin roads.
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We discuss a south Texas man busted for having sex with a horse, Emily's new life hack to stay fit as she gets older, and we do a Daily Draft of Tarantino movies without Jason.
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We discuss what Emily did to get Dear Redacted by Nick, why Snickers are better with chocolate veins, and our Daily Draft of the best anime series of all time.
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We discuss why scientists say it's imperative we study Uranus, what video games are popular in the old folks home, and Nick's mom helps us draft the best school subjects.
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We discuss why Emily hates Tells You They're Hungover Guy, a Taco Bell Tales of Gluttony, and which of The Bumbles is off birth control.
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We discuss how many NBA teams actually have a shot to win it all, whether the Longhorns really have a shot to make the College Football Playoffs, and why Dave B quit the podcast.
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We discuss why Nick did not enjoy the new Fantastic Beasts movie, a new segment called Drunk Question Amnesty and what the rules for letting your new roommate see you in your underwear.
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We discuss Nick dropping his phone in a urinal, why Jason's friend is an a-hole for making him buy a new suit for their wedding, and Jason's latest million dollar idea.
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We discuss why Nick is upset he's a mayo guy now in Dear Redacted, why Jason needs a babysitter in the latest episode of the Bumbles and Joke Court.
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We discuss Jason's First Time having to worry about gray hairs in his beard, the return of the Flying Car Segment and Dave B terrible performance in our Daily Draft of Longhorn football players.
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We discuss whether Jason should join the rest of Austin's real estate moguls and jack up what he charges for rent, and play a round of the Celebrity Net Worth game.
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We discus why Jason is not a fan of adults who have roller skate parties, why Bumble rejected one of Nick's yoga pictures, a round of Charlie 8Bit My Finger that is either terrible or amazing.
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We discuss Nick's claims he ran the Cap 10K for Nick's Just Say Yes Day, Jason's Dumb Question Amnesty about pregnancy, and who won our sitcom draft.
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We discuss why Jason doesn't like Nick's other friends and play a round of DP The Box Office.
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We discuss how Jason is a pickle ball guy now, whether a guy can have a face for head, and who had the best sports draft.
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We discuss what Nick's "type" is and let you hear the Morning X Gameroom episode that Nick considered not good enough to release.
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We discuss vindication for Nick in Dear Redacted, what Jason got his girlfriend's kid for his birthday, and an all-Nick edition of Joke Court.
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We continue fantasy drafting 101X core artists and play a fun new music game that Jason came up with.
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We discuss Emily's First Time trying to fix Nick and Jason's relationship, Jason's first time realizing the Men's Wearhouse was a pun, and we fantasy draft 101X artists.
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We discuss why Nick didn't post yesterday's gameroom and play a round of Candid Cameo.
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We discuss That Guy who is mean to Jason on Facebook, the latest episode of The Bumbles, and why Emily is ashamed to tell her dates that she works in radio.
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We discuss Nick saying yes to trying Arby's, why Jason made Bumblina wait in line for DFW BBQ, and Emily's say the darndest things.
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We discuss why Emily thinks she's famous AF after being caught on camera at an Austin AG rugby game, our best guesses at when Jason will actually move into his new house in Manor, and why Nick is the worst for ghosting his latest Bumble date.
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We discuss Nick's Dear Redacted, Jason discovering what was making his Tesla stink, and another round of Joke Court.
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We discuss why Emily's First Time drinking coffee was a disaster, Jason's girlfriend comes in studio to show off his birthday present to her, and Nick explains why having a goatee means you like to perform a certain sexual act.
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We play a round of the TV Guide game.
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We discuss Shows Up At The End Of The Party Guy, a Who's The A-Hole Jason might actually win, and we play a round of I'll Have What She's Having.
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We discuss Will Smith's apology to Chris Rock, why Jason is going to pick a fight with his girlfriend and whether Nick is lying on his Bumble profile.
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We discuss Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, the death of Taylor Hawkins and whether Buda did the right thing and gave Jason free tickets to see Vanilla Ice.
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We discuss why Jason has beef with John Mulaney and Cedar Park, why Nick has beef with Jason, and another round of Joke Court.
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We discuss why Nick thinks Jason is a bad guy and why Jason insists he's only a slight below average guy. Plus there's a Google Game in there somewhere.
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We discuss Emily's First Time paying for movers, Nick's parking beef with his neighbors, and one of Jason's grossest Tales of Gluttony.
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We discuss radio babies, why Cheez-Its weren't in our vending machine obligatory bracket and play a round of TP the Box Office
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We discuss That Guy who thinks they know Jason's sense of humor, whether you can ask people to donate to your Tesla windshield repair fund, and the latest example of how Bumblito is trying to troll Jason.
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We discuss how long Nick can stick with not smoking, what made Jason’s Tampa hotel the worst he’s ever stayed at, and why Emily thinks she can go through the express lane with more than 15 items.
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We're off post SXSW, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy Emily's first time getting shampoo drunk, Nick ruining a Bumble relationship by talking about it on the radio, and Bumblito eating Jason's wings but leaving him the bones.
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We discuss why everyone laughs when Jason says he loves animals, the proper way to order kolaches, and another round of Joke Court.
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We celebrate St Patrick's Day with Doug Benson and a live audience at Haymaker by playing the Doug Benson IMDB Game, Let's Talk Talkies, and But Your Kids Are Gonna Love It.
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We discuss Emily's First Time clubbing in the Domain, a Who's The A-Hole crossover with The Bumbles, and what is the best holiday for drinking.
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We discuss whether Emily should hook up with her new neighbor, why Jason has beef with the quality of questions asked at SXSW panels, and how destiny called Nick and he let it go to voicemail.
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We discuss how Nick lost his vaccine card at SXSW, why stranger danger doesn't apply to Emily if they're giving her free pizza, and Doug Benson calls in to talk about our St. Patrick's Day live podcast from Haymaker.
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We discuss whether comedian Blair Socci would date Jason, more on Nicolas Cage and The Unbearable Burdon of Massive Talent, and a round of the Celebrity Net Worth Game.
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We discuss why Jason doesn't get Nick Cage, why Nick thinks he's a great audience member and why Emily says sleeping in your make-up is a life hack.
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We discuss how to come celebrate St. Patrick's Day with us, whether Emily can learn Japanese through an app, and whether any of will be convicted of crimes against comedy in Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time partying with her mom, how Jason inspired a listener to quit his job, and whether Nick is creeping out the women in his yoga class.
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We discuss whether anyone wants to hear us interview Adam Corolla and play a round of DP The Box Office.
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We discuss why Jason is upset he had to buy diapers for a coworker, whether liking an ex's social media post is wrong, and whether Nick is funding Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
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We discuss what the timeline for Euphoria is, something about Nick's attention to detail, and a round of the IMDB game.
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We discuss whether Nick shot his eye out at a gun range, why Teen Wolf made Jason feel old, and whether camo pants are "essentially black".
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We discuss Nick having a miserable time at the Austin BBQ Rodeo, why Jason booked a cruise vacation to spite CJ, and a fun game of Twilight, Batman or Twilight Batman.
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We discuss Jason's review of The Batman, Nick's Dear Redacted, and another round of Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time dog-sitting, how Jason is getting cucked by his Apple Watch, what kind of person runs out of cellular data in 2022.
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We discuss spoilers for the season finale of Euphoria and play a round of You AutoComplete Me.
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We discuss why nobody liked Jason Twitter ranking of his favorite Euphoria characters, Emily gives a review of her latest date, and did Jason actually try to parent his girlfriend's kid.
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We discuss why Nick is curious about proper etiquette for being straight in a gay bar, why Jason's girlfriend didn't see the compliment in being told she looks like a hot pregnant lady, and talk to Doug Mellard and Mike Wiebe about comedy and punk rock.
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We discuss how to win Float Fest tickets for handling Jason's busy work and play a round of I'll Have What She's Having.
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We discuss why Jason is in a fight with his dog, Emily experiencing the "hair of the dog" for the first time, and whether you enjoy the storylines in adult films.
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We discuss more content meant for after the kids get dropped off at school including early voting, Girl Scout cookies, edibles, and losing your virginity. Oh yeah, and we fail at a music game.
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We discuss why Jesus is on Nick's Dear Redacted list this week, why Jason didn't like the new Foo Fighters movie, Studio 666, and Joke Court.
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We discuss who deleted Jason's Facebook comment, whether Canada will let Jason in for his next golf trip, and we play a round of Who's Pick Up Line Is It Anyway?
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We discuss Emily's First Time trying to find an affordable apartment in Austin, why Jason is demanding restitution from his bank, and whether being at work makes Nick's gummies hit harder than at home.
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We nitpick the latest episode of HBO's Euphoria and play a round of Candid Cameo.
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We discuss whether you celebrate your dogs birthday, why Emily keeps getting stuck being the single person amongst her couple friends, and whether it's acceptable to recycle nudes.
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We discuss whether Vegas hotels will let you bring your dog and play a round of the Celebrity Net Worth game.
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We discuss how Nick ended up on date with a guy in San Antonio, Jason's first time flying on gummies, and whether you would date someone who looks like your ex.
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We discuss who's on Nick's Dear Redacted list this week, another session of Joke Court, and the rules for drinking at work.
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We discuss Emily's First Time being profiled, why Jason bought a dildo gun, and a round of Drug Question Amnesty.
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We discuss a Jason Dick poker story, a golf etiquette question, and a game Jason hates.
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We discuss why Jason is the perfect guy to talk about That Guy, the ethics of disclosing past sexual partners, and another of our Essential Debates.
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We discuss why Nick is wearing a dragon onesie to work today, whether Jason can force his girlfriend to use the Peloton he got her for Christmas, and how Emily's Galentine's Day date ended up with her car getting smashed in the Olive Garden parking lot.
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We continue our discussion on whether there are women enjoy giving oral sex to men, and play a round of Tongue Punch the Box Office.
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We discuss the Rams winning the Super Bowl, Eminem winning the Super Bowl halftime show, and whether Nick or Emily is more sad about being dateless on Valentine's Day.
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We discuss who will face Nick's Dear Redacted wrath this week, another session of Joke Court, and why Bea Arthur thought Betty White was a cunt.
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We discuss what fictional characters we are and play a fun game.
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We discuss Emily's First Time trying to hike with a dog, whether Jason can be a nice Karen, and whether Spiderman is and Oscar-worthy film.
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We discuss the Super Bowl between the Rams and the Bengals, how Dave B feels about his Texans hiring Lovie Smith, and not one, but TWO poker stories.
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We discuss who is supposed to pick up the check on a first date, what makes a fun drunk and how much of a handicap does Emily need to beat Jason in a round of I'll Have What She's Having.
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We discuss Nick going on a date that went well, Emily going on a date that did not, and the 2022 Oscar nominations.
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We discuss why Jason didn't like HBO's White Lotus and why Emily doesn't like the New Rotten Tomatoes Game Jason made for her and Nick to play.
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We discuss Jason's review of the Kevin James/Sean Payton movie on Netflix, Joe Rogan's latest apology, and what kind of person doesn't throw away their chicken bones.
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Jason continues his war against CJ Morgan, Emily calls in from the safety of her own home and Nick sucks at posting podcasts.
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We find out why Jason is the worst Austin FC "fan" ever and why Dave is the worst at hosting Sports Jeopardy.
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We play a round of But Your Kids Are Gonna Love It and give you the "phrase that pays' for your chance at Rex Orange County tickets.
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We discuss the incoming Icemageddon 2022, what parking lot faux pas inspired this week's That Guy, and why Emily had to say the words "Jason, you were right".
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We discuss how it's Nick's fault Jason lost $100K at the poker table and play a round of the Google Game.
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We discuss the likelihood of Nick's new roommate being a Russian spy, whether Emily should confront her upstairs neighbor for their late night vacuuming, and Tom Brady announcing his retirement.
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We discuss how Emily caught her ex in a "web of lies", why Jason was let down by a recent trip to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and why Jason hates Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals being in the Super Bowl.
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We were live on Facebook so we had a fashion show at work and then played a round of Nick That Tune.
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We discuss why Nick is all butt hurt about the new water machine in the break room in Dear Redacted, a historic day in Joke Court history, and why Sydney Sweeney from Euphoria is more than just boobs.
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We discuss whether Josh Allen is a better quarterback than Patrick Mahomes, if Barry Bonds deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, and how in the hell Dave B got Super Bowl winning quarterback Brad Johnson to agree to be on the show.
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We discuss Emily's First Time seeing a movie by herself, whether Euphoria is making teens do drugs, and whether CJ is an a-hole for not inviting Jason to a brainstorming session.
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We talk about Nick's favorite subject, Jason's money, and play a round of the Celebrity Net Worth game. Talk about synergy.
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We discuss why Jason is making his pool builder That Guy, why he cursed out his girlfriend kid and the best TV show theme songs of this century.
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We discuss how Nick is apparently into yoga now, why Emily's mom is embarrassing her in her dreams, and whether Taylor Swift really writes her own songs.
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We discuss new episodes of Ozark and Euphoria, whether Austin a good food city, and play a round of the Setlist game.
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We discuss the greatest weekend of football ever, more Ask Mama Dick, and whether it's better to binge shows like Ozark or savor them weekly.
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Jason wants to know how to tell his friend Kenny he's not invited on a golf trip and Nick and Emily see who can DP The Box Office the best.
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We discuss who's on Nick's Dear Redacted list this week, whether Emily was rude to her creepy neighbor, and another round of Joke Court.
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We discuss what restaurant seems so low class that you don't want to eat there and play a round of Who's Pick-up Line Is It Anyways.
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We discuss Emily's First time climbing Enchanted Rock, do people still give hickeys, and who is going to voice Tommy Lee's penis in the Pam & Tommy Hulu series.
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We discuss whether the Cowboys should fire Mike McCarthy, why Dave B was wearing Eagles gear at the Buccaneers game, and Jason taking one of his biggest gambling losses in awhile.
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We discuss That Guy who's a little to honest for Jason, whether equating PMS to being hangry is sexist, and why Jason's house might literally explode at any second.
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Didn't catch our round of Don't Butt Hurt Me Bro we did on Facebook Live? Well now you can listen to it instead.
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We discuss Jason career as a muckraker for the Round Rock High student newspaper, more on Emily breaking up with her sex idiot, and a round of the Rotten Tomatoes game.
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We discuss why Nick went vegan for his Just Say Yes Day, why Emily burned a "raging d-bag's" toothbrush, and why Jason is a mustache guy now.
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We discuss Nick's Dear Redacted, what does having an Apple Watch do for you, and another round of Joke Court.
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We discuss Emily's First Time visiting a financial advisor, why the new season of Cobra Kai made Jason cry, and Emily's mom joins us in studio.
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We discuss what kind of monster doesn't drink their leftover cereal milk, whether Jason can hear the electricity in his house, and when is the right time to have "the talk" with your significant other.
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Jason and Emily face off in a round of the IMDB Game.
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We discuss why Jason had to explain lube to Bumblito, Emily's vision board for 2022, and why Nick's Yes Day was all about balls... meat balls.
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We discuss the death of Bob Saget, Jason learning how emergency rooms work, another episode of The Bumbles, and Emily looking for a good mom-friendly bar.
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We discuss why Elmo has beef with The Rock, why Nick has beef with Tom Holland, and how Emily ended up with a bonus pretzel in her favor.
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We remember the time Jason thought he had pink eye, Emily's First Time meeting Bumblito, and Nick accusing Jason of taking more than his share of community tacos.
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We discuss Jason getting his girlfriend a used Peloton for Christmas, what anime Emily is getting a tattoo from, and how Nick spent $4K on a new mattress.
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We discuss Jason losing a fight to some wasps, Jason inventing a new culinary delight, and whether peanut butter is a food.
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We countdown to 2022 with the best of 2021, like how much longer will Jason will be able to walk, Bumblito's list of chores, and did Jason's dog eat his air pods.
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We countdown to 2022 with the best of 2021, like Jason using Space Jam 2 to explain sex to his girlfriend's kid, why is perfectly normal for Emily to eat in fast food parking lots, and Nick's PSA about the dangers of over-masturbation.
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We countdown to 2022 with the best of 2021, like Jason getting cucked by a CVS cashier, Emily's First Time making friends with a functional adult, and Nick crushing the open mic portion of an important business meeting.
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We discuss Emily's First Time triggering the TSA, whether it's a good idea for Jason to go to Vegas over the holidays, and one last Who's The A-Hole between Nick and Emily.
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We debut a brand new game that isn't stolen from Doug Loves Movies at all...
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We discuss a holiday blowout of That Guys, whether you really need to floss everyday, and whether Jason has chicken legs.
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We discuss why Emily's favorite part of Disneyland is the lines, whether Nick is thousands of dollars in debt, and whether you'd rather take a bath in mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
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Jason discuss being a father with former producer Alex Diamond and we play a round of But Your Kids Are Gonna Love It.
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We discuss whether it's acceptable to give your parents Delta 8 gummies for Christmas, the best way to pee when wearing tighty-whities, and we Ask Mama Dick what to do when you teenager is masturbating too much.
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We discuss who made Nick's Dear Redacted list, why Jason has beef with Stiles Switch BBQ, and who's guilty of bad comedy in another round of Joke Court.
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We discuss Steph Curry officially becoming the greatest shooter in NBA history, how quickly NIL money is being thrown at college athletes, and why our supply chain of person beef is as strong as ever.
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We discuss Urban Meyer getting fired, the return of the Flying Car Segment, and our spoiler-free review of Spider-Man: No Way Home.
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We discuss whether you're a jerk for bringing a fruit and veggie tray to a pot-luck lunch and Jason and Nick face off in a round of the IDMB Characters game.
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We discuss why the boss is this week's That Guy, whether salsa is an essential ingredient for breakfast tacos, and whether listening to audiobooks count as reading.
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Jason and Emily face off in a round of the Box Office Mojo game.
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We discuss why Emily doesn't mind getting cat called when it's a woman doing it, why Jason thinks Bumblito is messing with him on purpose, and why Nick microdosed on shrooms and kissed a guy.
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Nick and Emily face off in a round of the IMDB Game, plus what's the worst thing you can call a woman?
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We discuss Mama Dick's answers to your advice questions, why nobody invited Jason to the work Christmas party, and whether White Elephant exchanges are luck or skill.
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Jason and Nick eventually face off in a round of the TV Guide game.
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We discuss why Nick wants to start a taco fight in Dear Redact, why Jason wants to start a Who's The A-Hole fight with Mama Dick, and Emily needs advice on what to get a not-a-boyfriend friend for their birthday.
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We discuss Emily's First Time rock climbing, which of us is guilty for asking joke questions during a meeting, and Jason's dog Bogey may have torn his ACL.
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It's Jason v Emily in a round of Well How Do You Like THESE Tomatoes.
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We discuss this week's That Guy, how Emily realized that Apple Geniuses aren't real geniuses, and what work thing Jason wants to keep after his radio career ends.
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We discuss Nick's Dumb Question Amnesty about eating some salmon he left in his car overnight, our best gift giving advice, and the Top Ten TikTok songs of 2021.
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It's Jason v Nick in another round of the Apple Music Game.
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We discuss Mama Dick's advice on how to get your kid to do his dang homework, how much money Nick lost at the Strip Club, and Emily getting recruited by a Buddhist Monk.
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Jason and Emily face off in a round of the Celebrity Net Worth game.
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We discuss who has incurred Nick's wrath this week in Dear Redacted, which of us is guilty of bad comedy in another session of Joke Court, and what Nick bought that made Jason ask, Why Do You Hate Money?
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We bring in an actual former stripper to answer our strip club etiquette questions from yesterday, a Dumb Question Amnesty about whether sleeping helps you get over being sick faster, and is Nick a bad uncle if he gets his niece and nephew books for Christmas.
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We discuss why Jason thinks Nick is Tries To Ruin Your Relationship For A Joke Guy, some Stripper Question Amnesty, and if it's ever acceptable to tip nothing.
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Jason and Nick face off in a round of the Rotten Tomatoes game.
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We discuss Nick crashing a listener's hockey practice, the latest episode of The Bumbles, and what is the right meat-to-bread ratio in a sandwich.
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Today Nick and Emily face off to see who can achieve a positive score in a round of the IMDB game.
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We discuss which of us had to deal with the worst family relatives at Thanksgiving, why Emily has no shame going to a sexists pool hall in San Antonio, and we Ask Mama Dick how to pick up single moms.
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We discuss whether Jason should be upset his girlfriend agreed to go to Japan with another guy without telling him, Mama Dick's advice on surviving Thanksgiving and Jason's review of Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
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To celebrate Jason's birthday we played a round of his least favorite game, the 8Bit game!
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We try to defend out worst jokes in a new segment, Joke Court, Nick blasts the American healthcare system in Dear Redacted, and we annoy Jason by forcing him to celebrate his 40th birthday.
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Today Jason and Nick face off to see who can identify more with the terrible guys Emily comes across on the dating apps.
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We discuss why Nick's dreams are nightmare fuel, Emily's first time buying cowboy boots, and how today (hopefully) is the start of sex week on Affluence Hill.
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We discuss That Guy who calls it a migraine when it's a headache, Emily's brilliant idea for a Gumbo-Giving, and what is the minimum age a 40-year-old can date someone.
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Jason and Emily play a round of the TV Guide game.
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We discuss how Jason is the only one in his house who respects the TV, Nick being invited to play hockey with a listener, and we talk to the Kansas fan who Jason made go viral at the Longhorn's game.
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We stayed late to bring you one of our fun radio games. In honor of Jason's return we picked his favorite game to play, $7 Worth of Hoobastank, aka the Setlist Game.
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We discuss Jason's return from a mental health break, Mama Dick's advice for giving the perfect gift, and why Jason wants to take down a revolving sushi restaurant.
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We discuss why Nick hates the new iPhone update, whether Gambit is the most overrated X-Men, and Emily hosting an all-red party to celebrate Taylor Swift's new album.
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We discuss Emily's First Time being propositioned for a threesome, whether Nick is being too sensitive about Emily spoiling Marvel post-credit scenes, and why people who's hobbies are their whole personalities are the worst.
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We discuss why yoga posers are this week's That Guy, whether the Elf on a Shelf is a holiday tradition or just creepy, and Nick and Emily get into a fight about post credit scenes in superhero movies.
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We discuss Emily's tips for going downtown on a radio schedule, what Nick is doing this week for his Yes Day, and why Emily's Animal Crossing villagers are throwing shade at her.
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We discuss Cecily Strong talking clown abortions on Saturday Night Live, how Nick got got by Grubhub, and Emily's drama with a former friend who stole her tickets to a show.
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We discuss why Nick is mad at the gif makers of the world in Dear Redacted, why Emily enjoys being a big friendly giant to her short friends and Dennis De La Pena from Fox 7 Sports on whether the Longhorns can get that losing monkey off their backs against Iowa State.
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We discuss Emily's First Time having her food brought to her by a robot, why 5 year high school reunions are dumb, and why Emily hates Thanksgiving.
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We discuss why Jason continues to celebrate his wedding anniversary despite having been divorced for over a decade, and a round of TikTok Trending.
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We discuss why you don't want to deal with Golden Penis Syndrome, why Emily has beef with our Instagram followers, and why the Atlanta Braves probably didn't celebrate their World Series victory at the Chili's in Katy.
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We discuss the Ned Flanders metal band announcing their farewell tour, why Nick is That Guy yet again, and a round of the Candid Cameo game.
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We discuss what each state's favorite breakfast cereal is, the Atlanta Braves beating the Astros to win the World Series, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.
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We discuss why Nick was worried he was having a medical emergency yesterday and another round of He Shoots, He Scores... Or Does He.
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We discuss how to tell if your dog is a genius, Nick turning into a Yes Man, and the which Longhorn's coach has a stripper girlfriend with a pet monkey that bit a child at her haunted house.
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We discuss a Dallas bar banning Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas", a round of Let's Talk Talkies and how Jason thinks he invented a new type of food.
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We discuss how many people hate turkey on Thanksgiving, why Jason is mad at the Kansas City Chiefs, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.
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