The HyperSloth Happy Hour: Recent Episodes
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Pull up a chair, a stool, or a soap box and enjoy a beer and some amusing conversation with the founders of the band HyperSloth, Zig Zag and Rufus.
Join Zig Zag and Rufus as they convert their intestines into scar tissue with three hot sauces from Hot Ones Season 23!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus as they convert their intestines into scar tissue with three hot sauces from Hot Ones Season 23!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for Part One of their unwise journey into the hot sauces of Hot Ones Season 23
Join Zig Zag and Rufus Things and Stuff!On this episode...LoudermilkWorld War IINuclear WeaponsStephen HawkingTsutomu YamaguchiAmericathonMerkinsRon LivingstonJeopardy!The Price is RightTopo Chico
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for Game (Meat) On! The guys explore the potential culinary delights of KANGAROO JERKY and THRESHER SHARK JERKY.
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a pre Father's Day mega dadgasm! FitnessThe GymSquid InkFather's DayAmazonMarsPawg Ass ImplantsAir TravelUnchartedThe Dana Carvey Show
Celebrate Mother's Day by joining Zig Zag and Rufus instead of hanging out with your mom!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a very normal Easter episode!
The guys wax philisophical on: Classic LiteratureSkypeZoomThe BybleTexas CollegeSt. Edward's UniversityCelebrity Net WorthJeopardy!
Zig Zag + Rufus + You = FUN! Editing Wikipedia LIVE"So Fine" MoviePantsBottled WaterJeopardy!Stevie Ray Vaughan / The Who / Jimi HendrixSimulation Theory
On this highly educational episode Zig Zag and Rufus learn all about seahorses! Are they edible? Do they love? Can they be eaten? How smart are they? What do they taste like?
Handy bullet pointed topic guide: Daylight Savings TimeTechnologyTrump (yeah, yeah, yeah we're still talking about Trump every now and then!)CapitalismShark teethCoastal gift shopsSeahorsesCOVID
Here are just a few of the mind-empowering topics Zig Zag and Rufus cover in this mind-empowering episdoe: CampingFoil blanketsChiliSteaksGreen JesusWeed strainsBob & Tom
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for yet another riveting episode filled with ideas corporations love to steal!
Join ZZ and R for another epic Monday show the likes of which you won't shut up about for minutes to come!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus and Help Defeat the Libtard Snowflakes Taking You're Freedoms!! #fight4freedomtrump2024
Join Zig Zag and Rufus and enjoy being awake for a change! ReincarnationSecessionTrumpPoliticsA Dolphin's TaleProud BoysIQ Tests & IntelligenceQueenJeopardy
It's been too damn long! Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a good ol' fashioned HyperSloth Happy Hour!
The hot sauce destroyed Zig Zag's and Rufus' colons. The debate ruined their will to live!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus as they obliterate their internal organs with hot sauce! On tonight's episode Zig Zag and Rufus take the Hot Ones hot sauce challenge! Sauces include: Howler MonkeyHeartbeatSon of ZombieBlack Garlic Carolina ReaperHellfire Fiery FoolDa BombThe Last Dab XXX Tune in to watch the guys suffer! Want to try these Hot Ones sauces too? Here you go:
Hot Ones Season 6 Hot Sauce Set: https://amzn.to/337J42A
The Last Dab XXX: https://amzn.to/367UzsB
Join Zig Zag and Rufus in singing the praises of the COVID gods so they may bless us with health and prosperity!!
Join the totally uninfected Zig Zag and Rufus to add meaning to your life! Weather forecastGeico CavemenTiger KingNetflixNew ZealandSix degrees of separationSouth Park
Start your week off right with Zig Zag and Rufus! Federal agents kidnapping peopleRick Steves & FascismEpoch TimesBottom entry hammocksChef school
Joine ZZ and R for totally disease free shenanigans! In this episode the boys tackle these pressing topics... AllergiesThe next big thingDonalt Trump's websiteRick Steves / PBSTrump SteaksTrump Casino / Taj Mahal CasinoSmooth JazzTravel TrailersThe Fast & Furious movies / DrfitingMoviesHamiltonDuelsJeffery Epstein's egg-shaped penis90 Day FianceAnd much more!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for yet another soul arrousing episode! DMTAcidTimothy LearyTrumpDonald Trump Jr. PodcastTriggered Podcast
...is what Zig Zag and Rufus would like to be doing! But disease and tyranny poops the party!
ZZ and R watch these movies and predict wich will be (or are) successes or flops: Minions 2Fast and Furious 9James Bond: No Time to DieRumbleTop Gun 2The Falcon and the Winter SoldierBrahms: The Boy IISpiralCandyman
Down in the dumps from the covid nightmare? Let ZigZag and Rufus tickle your brain lobes!
Maybe it's just the quarantine fever but Zig Zag and Rufus are pretty sure Trump is a lunatic.
Join Zig Zag and Rufus as they discuss various topics related to things**!
**And related to stuff.
Join Zebra and Rhubarb for show of things! Quarantine brain hurt so bad...no think good...
This pandemic better wrap up soon. We're running out of words that rhyme with quarantine!
We've got spirt yes we do! We've got spirit how about you?! Oh you only have coronavirus? Yeesh...well power through your hacking cough and fever induced halucinations with Zig Zag and Rufus!
Join Zig Zag from the power duo HyperSloth as he helps you think about things you couldn't possible think of yourself. After all they say laughter is the best medicine.
You sure as hell nothing to do now, so listen to Zig Zag & Rufus! TrumpCoronavirusFoodQuarantinePepperoni RollsHot Sauce
Join us for a 15 minute recap of the day's mayhem!
Hot topics include but are not limited to: Coronavirus / COVID-19TrumpPoliticsOptions tradingDabney ColemanPolitics
Liven up your miserable quarantine with some high quality audio entertainment from Zig Zag and Rufus!
On this episode the boys discus:
Coronavirus
Taint-Cam
Old TV Shows
Dick Van Dyke anal beads
Three Stooges
Hot Sauce
Man VS Food
the Bible
Religion
Ebonics
Good Times
Dine and Dash
Wings Etcetera
"Angles are just tech support."
"Only God can judge God’s mistakes."
Pre-pre-Hanukkah and Pre-pre-Kwanza folks are welcome too! Listen to Zig Zag and Rufus' wisdom on the following hot button issues: PoliticsDonald TrumpDemocratsApple MacOSWindowsPC vs AppleAir freshenersHairTestosterone pillsShark TankTunaTaco BellJeopardy Quotables!
“I’ll never be successful because I’m a good person.”
“We’re the soil. We’re where the grass roots grow!”
In this riveting episode...
Hyper spunk
Labor halls
White people are lazy
Mexicans are hard workers
Hyper realistic truck balls
Rent-A-Center
The Walking Dead
Zombies
House hunters International
Cup VS Bowl
Pay day loans
Alexa Jeopardy
Hot Sauce Roulette Jeopardy
The Byrds
Van Halen
Steppenwolf
Join us for a pre-thanksgiving show. Don't forget to bring the stuffing! But feel free to leave that nasty pink Jell-O crap at home.
We'll be enlightening your life with wisdom and sacrificing our disgestive systems to the Gods of Capcasin with El Yucateco XXX Hot Sauce. Join us in our agony!
Here's what we talk about:
Old folks homes
Big Pharma
Medical scams
Octogenarian
Karma Rosenberg
Home improvement
Hot peppers
Facial hair / Beards
Hair in food
Hot sauce sommelier
Weight of a human spirit
Jeopardy
Lipoma
In this thrilling episode Zig Zag and Rufus discuss... North KoreaPlastic surgeryEasy RiderPeter FondaThe BacheloretteHot OnesCalling GoogleEl YucatecoJeopardyMusicGuitarsAlexaSurveilanceAnd more!!
Join Rufus and Double Z as they embark on a taste test of blazing magnitude. The guys will be eating the hottest pepper known to mankind the Bhut Jalokia's littler not so hot cousin the Serrano pepper. They will also be discussing the evolution of the pepper, it's heat and society's fascination wiith watching people eat hot peppers and developing IBS. Come one, come all, its going to be a hootenannny! Oh ya we will also be discussing a ton of random brilliant ideas.
Tune in, turn up and drop in. The HyperSloth Happy hour is as close to legal DMT as you can get. Call in and regale us with the worst drug trip you have ever had. then redeem yourself by telling us the best.
He's Saturday so drop whatever you're doing and join us! Trust us, you have nothing better going on.
Join us to enrich both of our lives! By which we mean Rufus and Zig Zag's lives. We cannot legally guarantee enrichment of your life, however it is highly likely some enrichment will occur.
Ignore your pathetic life for a while and join Zig Zag and Rufus for meaningful dialogue!
Crack open a fresh can of Vienna Sausages and join ZZ and Rufus for a night of tolerable banter!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus as they enjoy delicious potted meat! We'll crack open a can of Underwood deviled ham and enjoy the delicious wonders of spreadable meat!
What happens when we miss Friday's show? You get a special Saturday with the Sloth! Join us and catch a bit of Saturday night fever! And possibly measels. We hear that's been going around lately.
Our resolution for 2019 is to rock your face. Join Zig Zag and Rufus for some serious face rocking!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus while they talk about stuff and things!
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Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a delicious evening! We've got extra long zuchini with meatballs on special tonight!
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Join your favorite rapscallions Zig Zag and Rufus for some damn fine rapscallery!
Join ZZ and Rufus for a Friday night you won't soon forget. We will. But you won't! Here's a list of some of the riveting topics you're sure to be rivetted by: Kanye’s MAGA hatPoliticiansCity council meetingsAging, looks and deathGhosts VS aliensWeather is unreliablePuppiesFaking male orgasmsTaxesTeeth and dentistsAnthony Bourdain too tall for suicideThe lotteryBig cities are scaryiPhone rantTenacious D eating hot wingsPancreatic cancerBatman’s penis buldgeImpractical Jokers
On tap for tonight? Shenanigans! Bet you didn't see that coming. That's how shenanigans work. Get with the program or no more shenanigans for you.
Join Zig Zag and Rufus - who both just celebrated birthdays (as if we need to remind you dear slaves...er....fans about that) - for a once in a life time Saturday episode!!!*
*May happen several more times during this life time.
We shall untap the genius of our own minds and take a big, fat brain dump right into your hearing holes!
Enjoy a Friday evening chock full of wisdom and dangerously rising sea levels thanks to this damn heat wave.
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/hypersloth
Join Zig Zag and Rufus to enrich your life today! In this heart pounding thrill ride of a show: star warsbarbarellaprodigies / geniuseslobotomypineal glandhammockspatentsroombamormonspoison ivyPluto TV on Roku "God bless the assholes for theirs is the toilet of God."
"If I’d known about sperm banks when i was 16 I’d have drapped out of high school."
"It’s one step above not having beer at all."
Double Z and Rufus wrap up the Book of Pleasure and Pain hot sauce challenge and talk about stuff.
Join Double Z and Rufus for chit chat and the next-to-last three of the hot sauce challenge. In this mind boggling episode Zig Zag and Rufus discuss... MushroomsDepends adult diapersTampons vs padsSonic hamburgersMcDonald’s friesWalmartMr. MagooRocky and BullwinkleMr. PeabodyStereotypesCultural appropriationHipstersCats Movie Trailer Reviews: “211” Starring Nicolas Cage“I Feel Pretty” Starring Amy Schumer“RBG” Ruth Bader Ginsberg documentary
Join ZigZag and Rufus for a fresh, steaming pile of fun! On this episode we tackle three more hot sauces from the Book of Pleasure and Pain hot sauce challenge: Ass Kickin' Chile LimeAss Kickin' WasabiAss Kickin' Ghost Pepper Riveting topics of discussion: PetsFirday the 13thHot sauce & hot peppersGuy Fieri fightingTaxesElectric vs propane smokersSmoking meatsShoeshine guysShoelace rantStevie Ray VaughanFlat EarthersDonald Trump & PoliticsHipstersStirp clubsSonic
We instantly regret not saving our Spanish themed title for Cinco de Mayo.
Join ZigZag and Rufus as they take a swing at a pinata full of pop culture, politics, news, life, and more! ZigZag and Rufus embark upon the Book of Pleasure and Pain hot sauce challenge with a twist. Instead of taking them all in order, they're cutting against the grain and having one from each row - three per episode - jumping from the mildest row to the hottest each time.
In this episode we suffer through: Ass Kickin' Bacon Hot Sauce (#1)Ass Kickin' Original Hot Sauce (#5)Hot Sauce From Hell - Devil's Revenge (#9) Conversation topics include... Fake tattoosBon JoviRock and Roll Hall of FamePink FloydElon MuskDwarvesChip GainesHot OnesSean EvansGhost PeppersNapster “Anything i can grab with two fingers and put in my mouth, i can’t eat just one of.”
"You can’t see a cold sore through a glory hole!”
“Could you sue the midget if you got a hernia tossing him?”
Turn your Good Friday into a totally awesome Friday by joining us! Law and OrderRachel RayP. Terry'sTaco BellFast FoodStupid kids' namesThe First 48DreamsGun ControlAmerican GreedMoonshinersPoliticsTrumpWine
We've risen from the ashes like a drunken phoenix! Join us for a better time tonight than you were going to have on your own. This episoes riveting discussion involves such thrilling topics as: PoliticsPresident TrumpGetting CardedHealthcareStephen HawkingDinty Moore Beef StewLady GagaReaction VideosSuper Hot Corn ChipsHairGerrymandering
Join Zig Winston Zag, PhD and Rufus "The Firehose" Slothkowski for a wild ride through pop culture, life, entertainment and probably more than enough references to Trump and/or Billy Corgan.
Rufus is getting over a cold and ZZ is coming down with one so around the hacking and complaining you can learn about… Down in the TrumpsWeather and tornadosPizzaria style crustChinaIndiaSilverfish and pestsPigs are uncleanCrawfish boilsSunflower seedsTrail MixBilly CorganDonald Trump Random Quotes:
“Strangers are the worst people on Earth.”
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“I won’t give ya my puddin’ unless you suck my meat!”
Featured Music:
“Farmer Song” by HyperSloth
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“Opening Act” by Stencil Forest
To quote the late, great Fat Albert, "Hey! Hey! Hey!" It's Friday night. Join Zig Zag and Rufus for stuff! Sorry for the terrible audio quality folks we had a technical issue, but fear not...the brilliance and humor is still in tact! On this episode... Las VegasNaked and Afraid60 Days InBright headlightsNicotineSmokingGolden CoralPancho’s Mexican BuffetCatholic schoolsNanobotsRussiansChatterbateGingersGrand Mac at McDonald’s“Prohibition” by Ken BurnsBilly CorganKid RockThe border Random Quotes:
“I played craps and got crabs.”
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“That’s progress. Make things electrical so they break.”
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"If she's got the T&A I've got the DNA!"
Join Zig Winston Zag, PhD. and Rufus "The Firehose" Slothkowski for loads of words spoken out loud! On this fascinating episode: Coffee5 Hour EnergyInterventionCandy CigarettesPenn Station SubsWeediquetteViceGold Rush / Todd HoffmanYelpDowsing Rods60 Days InMensaHamPulled Pork Featured Music: "Miskito Coast" by The Schisms
Out-of-context quotes:
"5 Hour Energy is the poor man’s meth.”
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“I know I’m stupid. That’s what makes me smart!”
On this episode Zig Zag and Rufus talk about stuff like... PoliticsTrumpBilly CorganSkrillexSteve AokiPolitical PoseursKanye WestStraight JacketsThe Carbaonaro EffectAnne Burrell’s HairRachel RayTotino’s PizzaGino’s PizzaCourtney LoveBranch DividiansBrexitiPhoneTaxesIRS Featured Music: “Lovely Lady” by Monkey Warhol
Random out-of-context quotes:
“My guardian angel is a 22 year old hot chick.”
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“Trump is the Anne Burrell of uncles. He has stupid hair and talks down to you lik eyou’re an idiot.”
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“He wasn’t a man. He was just a guy with a gun.”
Join Zig "Winston" Zag, PhD. and Rufus "The Firehose" Slothkowski as they dismantle the pressing topics of the day or just ramble on about random shit.
Check out the plethora of topics Double Z and Rufus got into in this life-changing episode: The Super BowlNo fun stuff on SundaysTotino’s PizzaGino’s PizzaGiada DeLaurentiisFood NetworkGotham TV showGallagher!Carrot Top looks like a he-man villain.Popcorn and movie theatersZapp’s potato chipsVodkaRipple alcohol = cheap wineNew YorkFlyingTomato juice and peanutsJeff DunhamTattoos
Kick off February with Zig Zag & Rufus! Here’s some of the riveting topics from this episode:
Nintendo
Metroid
Super Mario Bros.
Gaming
Perfect Strangers
Foghat
Thin Lizzy
Where’s the beef lady
Willie Dixon
Hangovers
Restaurants
Corn chips
Ghost Hunters
UFOs
Mary Tyler Moore
Soap Operas
Billy Corgan
Random out-of-context quotes:
“You gotta take 20 hits of extasy and eat a bunch of beef to really get into it.”
“My body knows me better than I do.”
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a special Presidential Innauguration episode where, hopefully, they DON'T talk too much about the damn Presidential Innaugruation!
Here’s some of the compelling topics we covered in this compelling episode! Buying steaksHuman / pig hybridPygmalionBill Gates & Steve JobsAmerican GeniusiPods, iPhones, & iPadsWeak chinsTransgenderProstate examsDenturesDentistsUFOsNASAPolitics
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Join Zig Zag and Rufus this Tuesday to discuss whatever happens to come up this Tuesday! In this rivetting episode:
LIVE Movie Trailer Analysis:
PITCHFORK movie trailer: PITCHFORK Trailer 2 (2017) Horror Movie
CLINICAL movie trailer: CLINICAL Trailer (2017) Netflix Horror Movie
Random Out of Context Quotes:
“Every anime character looks like a pre-teen at most.”
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“I have to laugh that you can trade a pound of crab legs for crack.”
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“We’re going to war over a better utopia!”
Other Stuff: AnimeBernie Madhoff and hot chocolateOld computers & floppy disksRetro gamingDonald Trump & Barak ObamaPOLITICS!Ramen noodles & Cup O NoodlesPIZZA!InterventionEasy RiderBarflyUtopia
It's Friday the 13th!!
We've survived Snowmaggedon / Snowpocalypse so let's now return to our normal routine of tuning into The HypersSloth Happy Hour with Zig Zag and Rufus!
Old Folks Home
Prison
Smashing Pumpkins
Billy Corgan
Lowe’s Hardware
Home Improvement
Obamacare
Capitalism
Freemasons
Illuminati
ChiPs
Hunter
Kim Kardashian
Trump
Random out-of-context quotes:
“I think Lowe’s employees are paid by the mile”
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“I think the inauguration is going to be a black tie assless chaps affair because the entire country is getting fucked in the ass.”
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“Instead of the yin and the yang it’ll be the Zig and Ruf.”
It's too cold and dangerous to go out so stay in and listen to Zig Zag and Rufus yak about random stuff! Snowmaggedon...or the Snowpocalypse...whatever you call it is upon us. Kick back and enjoy rivetting discussions about:
Snowmaggedon
Snowpocalypse
Plinko
Sumner Redstone
Food marketing
Banking
Taco Bell vs Taco Cabana (again!)
Self driving cars
Forrest Gump
BB guns
Whippings
Random out-of-context quotes:
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I really miss the prison soup.
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Natural cut fries are one less fucking cut!
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Can I get the natural burger please? The one that comes with the tag in the ear?
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A taco does not travel from point a to point b
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Partying is paying a $5 cover charge to see a band, not sucking dick for rock.
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Every stoner has a chronic disease.
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I already medicate myself, so i might as well diagnose myself too.
No idea what we'll be talking about on this episode but it will probably have something to do with it being the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017! Happy New Year folks! Here's some things discussed...
Jerry Springer
Health insurance
Obamacare
Intervention
Self-checkout
Billy Corgan
Virtual Reality
Bad neighbors
Police shooting dogs
BB guns
60 Days In
What makes this holiday special so special? Well, how about all this stuff?!
Out-of-context quotes...
How can you not love a pan that you can just wipe with a dirty rag?
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Corey Feldman is no Sammy Hagar that's for goddamn sure!
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Square dancing is a gateway drug.
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They call that dream dick...you might want to lay off the Robitussin.
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She was on the wrong end of a rape fantasy.
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This is not good meth, because I'm super fat.
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a rivetting deep dive into all things cool! Highlights from this episode include: Plumbing issues!Dark beer!Hackers!Twinkies!Samsung appliances suck!Requiem for the American Dream!Donald Trump!Skype sucks!Make Bald Eagles Great Again! Random Out-of-Context Quotes:
RUFUS: “It’s hard to gauge my IQ because I’m so smart I don’t believe in the same numbers as most geniuses.”
RUFUS’ DOG: “I don’t’ want to get kicked or punched…and I DO like pepperoni…therefore, I shall pee pee outside.”
RUFUS: Surely if Jesus could turn water into wine he could turn a pile of lumber into a hut.
ZZ: Unless it’s from Ikea.
RUFUS: LMAO!
ZZ: Not even Jesus can put that shit together.
RUFUS: Supid people are stupid, but stupider people are even more stupid.
RUFUS: How many Alanis Morrisette lyrics do you know?
ZIG ZAG: You ought to know.
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for who knows what, but more than likley some form of hiliarity, brilliance, and solving society's ills!
Zig Zag and Rufus return after a long hiatus to rock your minds once more. ZigZag regales us with a harowing tale of near death from a massive case of iron deficiency from donating too much blood because he was mis-diagnosed with hemochromatosis!
Join us for a very short MICRO free-for-all of Friday proportions!
Rufus reviews the Suicide Squad movie Jared Letto30 Seconds to MarsMovie CriticsDC ComicsMARVEL Comics"Lovely Lady" by Monkey Warhol!
Rufus and Zig Zag team up after a long stint of vacations and other distractions. Tune in to see what rivetting topics get batted around for this Friday Night Free-for-All! Also visit:
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for more fun stuff we'll think you'll like!
What are we talking about this episode? We don't know yet! Some of the mind blowing topics of conversation truned out to be... TacosBlind MelonJeopardyVlasic picklesApple iMacPumping gas rantDonald Trump
Kick off the 4th of July weekend with your buddies Zig Zag & Rufus! We talk about a myriad of thrilling, captivating, and engorging topics, including: The 4th of JulyVacationsTruck stopsVapingToenail fungusAndy Griffith
Rufus flies solo one more time before Zig Zag's eminent return next week. Among the wonders discussed are: 10 Unbelievable Facts about Star WarsSammy Hagar's crotchOdd NewsInterview with a renowned physicistRufus accidentally farts live on air! Can you find where?!
You loved it the first now love it again! It's an encore presentation of the 3/4/2016 Friday Free-for-All
On this episode Rufus flies solo one more time as Zig Zag and fam head off on a vacation road trip. For once in his life Rufus has something to rave about instead of rant, which is the Nightshift router and the "We Are Twisted Fucking Sister" documentary! He also blows his load over Brian Quinn and Sal Vulcano's podcast "What Say You?" and plays a special treat song as a farewell that will solve all of your life's problems and unify physics...or not!
Songs played:
"Farmer Song"
"Green Eggs and Ham"
Zig Zag is under seige by illness and Rufus as lost his Internet connection. Can he hold it together for an entertaining "off the cuff" solo show?! Probably not, but it only lasts about 14 mintues so you might as well have a listen to the audio trainwreck unfold! Discussed in this episode are: Why you should NEVER donate blood!The internetRussia and China blowing up Rufus' goddamn internet satellite which were probably build by..Lenovo, andAdobe (as mentioned in the previous episode)Mystery of the 8-sided Great Pyramid at GizaAncient Aliens, andAlternative historyEvernote
Adobe Audition just fucked over Rufus' well crafted episode leaving him with nothing but a 10 minute rant about how fucking pissed he is. Enjoy! Also mentioned are: The ParacastSam HarrisJoe RoganTell 'em Steve-DaveImpractical Jokers
It's Saturday Eve! Join us as we talk about tons of Saturday Eve related topics including partical physics and animal husbandry! Actrually, what we discussed: Church massBeardsTV Church ShowsInterntion TV ShowHeart attacksThe Odd CoupleCards Against HumanityTattoosFitted SheetsChickensKittens And the line of the day goes to Zig Zag for, "My dad is having a heart attack and eating a piece of cheese."
Rufus flies solo and bores the shit out of everyone. Sounds fun! Such topics are discussed as: Fiverr.comPodcast introsUFOsSecurteam hoaxersUFO TheaterFOX NewsJournalismRedneck Star WarsBill Cosby
When you're all out of title ideas just replace "F" with "Ph"...it's that easy! See what other brilliance crawls out of our minds by tuning tonight!
In this particular version of our show in this particular universe we discuss... Physics!Space!The Universe!Stephen Hawking!Bad Drivers!
Chill, indeed, and you shall partake of quite a rousing expedition of the mind with Dr. Zig Zag, PDq and Dr. Rufus, WtPh.
Join us for a Tuesday unrivaled in brilliance by any other Tuesday in the history of mankind! A hint of the enlightenment covered:
time travel
cure for aging
adam sandler
Join us this Friday evening and we'll party like it's Wednesday afternoon! Here's some topics and quotes from the show: Diarrhea is the lazy man's best friend!Weekend plansMarriageSelf checkout lanesMcDonald'sFast food automationPizzaI was walking around with my dick out going, "You wanna see some Italian sausage?!"Salt-free salt but high in sodium.SmokingLung cancer SiriMASHPet chickenBarfly
Join us for a for a Friday Free for All that will only ever be surpassed in greatness by next week's Free for All!
Join us this Friday because you have nothing better to do and we have all the answers to life's problems.
Here's some of the rivetting topics we covered with blinding brilliance: SportsReality TV Naked and AffraidDeadliest CatchAlaskan Bush PeopleThe Last AlaskansInterventionHipstersPrinceBuddy HollySnapped TV ShowInternet
Today is tax day! What better way to kick off the weekend?! Did you pay your taxes? Are you getting anything back? If so, can we have it? We'll discuss the IRS and taxes and other delightful things humans do to fuck with each other.
Here's a few of the riveting topics ZZ and Rufus covered on this episode: The IRSTax Time!Bernie SandersHillary ClintonLemmy Kilister & Lemmy: The MovieMotorheadThe Dark WebThe Silk RoadComputer PrintersFast FoodAnd More...
Hang out with ZZ and Rufus as they discuss things very relevant to your crappy existence!
Here's some random words uttered by us on tonight's show: texascattle guardscowsdennis millerrush limbaughhobosgrowlershobo stickpabst blue ribbonaustin, texasboozedrinkingcausalmel tormecomcastlightsaber special effectsjim morrison
You may have other plans for this Friday but they should be scrapped so you can join Zig Zag and Rufus for another Friday Free-for-All!
We discuss all sorts of pressing issues facing our great nation such as the totally insane brawl between Nicolas Cage and Vince Neil in Las Vegas, the horrors of public swimming pools and water parks, and Macaulay Culkin's band Pizza Underground!
Let's face it, your real friends are total losers...so don't go out with them tonight, come hang out with Zig Zag and Rufus for a Friday Night Free-for-All!! We're your real friends, anyway. The only people in your life you can trust. We love you. We give your life meaning. Your other "friends" just use you and treat you like garbage. You know this to be true. Burn them. Burn them all... Then join us for some fun!
It's a 1 minute 18 second AUDIO AMBUSH! Rufus channels his redneck neighbor to tell the story of Star Wars!
You loved it when it first aired...we bet you'll love it again. It's an encore presentation!
We'll be talking about a bunch of crap that I'm totally unaware of right now! Here's some of the topics we ended up discussing: Republicans & Democrats. Are they all idiots?Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Hillary Clinton. Are they all idiots?!Religion and Politics!Grace Slick and Jefferson Airplane / Starship / Tugboat / Radio-Flyer WagonSports!
We will discuss all kinds of currently relevant topics such as the signing of the Magna Carta and a rivetting review of the 1938 movie classic "T'was the Night Betwixed Fortnights"...or we might discuss something totally different. Tune in to find out!
Join us! We'll be doing stuff like discussing: Going to the dentistPhone books...why the hell do these things still exist?!The Mega Millions lotteryTed Nugent's "Free for All"
For some reason we're both going to eat oysters for the first time ever... Don't worry, they're smoked, not raw. We're not animals for cryin' out loud!
Also...OTHER STUFF! Stuff like: 3 Dog NightGovernment CheeseSarcasmThe Sword and the SToneAustin, TexasVodkaAnd more!
It's Friday and we're ready to rock...or talk...or rant...or whatever. Topics you might be lucky enough to hear about are: PoliticsThe Super BowlMusicBeerWeed
We'll be blowing this Tuesday up like it's the last Tuesday of the entire goddamned universe! Come get your Tuesday on with us! We cover all kinds of cool stuff like: Politics - Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton...who's going to win?!Bad teeth and dentistry!Manufactured homes!Music!Twitter debates!And more!!
Awesomeness abounds on this episode as we discuss current events, pop culture, movies, music, quantum string theory, The Great Ramenian Spork Riots of 1679, why the right ear bud always fits perfectly but that goddamn left one keeps falling the f*%k out, and many more enlightening topics!
It's time for a Thursday Throwdown! We're not sure what that means, but it sounds cool as hell, so join us and see what happens!
We're going to talk about all kinds of stuff we just don't really know what that stuff is yet.
We sho nuff gonna talk bout some stuff! Such as: Living the RV lifestyle.How the Koch brothers poop filthy money all over our fragile democracy.Aliens and UFOs.Christmas.
Listen to us yak on about whatever we feel like or call in with your own topic for crying out loud...we can't do all this shit ourselves!
We'll talk about all kinds of breathtaking, groundbreaking, earthshaking, EZ baking, lawn raking, claim staking, baby shaking, stuff but you won't know what unless you tune in!!
Join us for random awesomeness and various other forms of wonders! We know what you want we gots it, baby.
Join us so your Thanksgiving won't be a terrible lonely mess! We talk about a myriad of thought provoking and stupid topics: The history of Thanksgiving: Pilgrims VS IndiansWTF to do with turkey leftoversSyrian refugees & huddled massesDid France give us the Statue of Liberty to draw immigrants toward us and away from France?!Stephen Hawking reading children's booksMexican dog tacosDrinking guilt awayInside Einstein's brain and black holesTHC on meteoritesAlanis MorissetteCursing with Speak & SpellVegetarianWe are cosmic dustGreeks digging up dead loved onesTeen WolfSmokeless AshtrayPawn Stars $ Hardcore PawnDetroit real estate
Join us for a star studded episode featuring Zig "Ziggety" Zag and Ru "Foopoo" Fus! We'll discuss everything from A to Z although we may exclude up to 24 letters if necessary.
It's Thursday YET AGAIN. You'd think we'd get these damn Thursdays over with but they just keep cropping up...like every damn week! Let's discuss, shall we
All hail the Earl of Sandwich as Zig Zag enjoys (maybe) a homemade Reuben in honor of National Sandwich Day. We push the envelope of culinary science when Zig Zag eats half the sandwich stone sober and the other half just plain stoned. Listen in to hear the shocking, mind blowing, life altering results!
Zig Zag and Rufus break down Sony Animation's Hotel Transylvania 2 for you letting you know what about it is good and what is not-so-good. Also, lots of other rants, raves, and tales of wonder!
Hey Slothians! Tune in today as we apply our years of musical genius to analyzing the song "Yes, I Need Some" by Eire Apparent. This song was produced by Jimi Hendrix! Check out the song and CALL IN TO (646) 478-0616 and let us know your take on it! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE...
We'll also crank out some headline news, rants, raves, and whatever else falls out of our mouths during this open-ended Thursday throwdown free-for-all!
There was a chance that Zig Zag wasn't going to be able to make the show due to a plumbing emergency so Rufus flew solo for a while then kicked off a re-run episode and signed off. Shortly thereafter Zig Zag signed on, but Rufus was long gone. Enjoy this odd, yet amusing, near miss podcast.
Join Zig Zag and Rufus as they unfurl some of the wackiest pet stories from thier lifelong careers as pet owners and CALL IN WITH YOUR CRAZY STORIES: (646) 478-0616!
Song Analysis
We aim our musical genius brains on target and break down the deeper(?) meaning to the 70's funk song Shake Your Rump to the Funk by The Bar-Kays and let you know what's going on between the lines...if anything.
Plus the usual freeform laughs and genius you love including insightful discussions about: Coffee!And weed!Technical difficulties!And dead air!Andrew Zimmern!The First 48!Chinese made products!Exotic foods!
STICK WITH IT! THE TECH DIFFICULTIES AT THE BEGINNING DON'T LAST LONG!
Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a typhoon of wit, wisdom, and buffoonery and also...
Song Analysis
Using the musical genius lobes of our brains, we'll break down the King Crimson song 21st Century Schizoid Man.
Headline News
This just in! We'll make sense of the latest news headlines and tell you what to think about them so you can make it through life without too much effort!
Solve Life's Problems
Got a problem with life? Call in and we'll solve it for you! In this advice section we'll advise you on how to lead a happy, and most likely, stoned and drunken life!
You will not believe what we have lined up for this show! We won't either, because we have no idea! Join us as we once again spend 30 minutes trying to get Blog Talk Radio to actually work, then we'll see what happens!
Travel back in time with The HyperSloth Happy Hour by listening to this encore presentation of a show from 2013!!
We'll be talking about all kinds of things that will totally blow your mind and shift your entire world paradigm or not.
In addition to our normal rants, raves, and brilliant commentary on the day's most pressing or stupid issues we'll be spinning some original HyperSloth music, analyzing choice tunes by other fellow geniuses, and who knows what else. Call in to join in on the fun or just to be an obnoxious ass! All are welcome!
Come visit us for inspirational, briliant, and often stupid commentary on life and current events.