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Ada Shipp, Taylor Russell, Brian Parris
A comedy podcast where three longtime friends have it out on every topic, from videogames to world history, surrealist art to Dungeons and Dragons, modern ethics to Regis Philbin eating Russian spaghetti, you know, the important stuff. Join Adam, Taylor, And B-ry on their journey through the psychotic and idiotic. This, is Frankenstein Control.
Sorry, but I have to say it. I hate looking at Walter Melon's giant nose face. It makes me deeply uncomfortable.
They say every dream is a glimpse into an alternate self's life. What they don't say is how many of those lives are filled with BEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!
I can't wait to own the Milo and Otis Dead Cat NFT #1843 so I can make a horrible show featuring it.
It's a disaster movie in the sense that the movie itself is a disaster. Yeah sure millions die, but the real tragedy is the two hours you wasted!
We're just filming the walruses and showing the ones where they fall, I didn't rig shit, I didn't fuckin do this!
This is it folks! We've reached the briny peak! Thank you for listening in for all these years, and we hope you'll continue listening for all the years to come!
The reason porno movies need story can all be traced back to a little known rule put in place by none other than former Disney CEO, Michael Eisner.
You owe us for wasting our time with Space Jam 2 and you owe us for this too! PAY UP WARNER!!!!
Coming soon to a Gisnep DVD near you! That's right, the DVD of The Christmas Couch forces its way into your house whether you want it or not!
Frankenstein Control does not condone Kicking The Cat, even if you are the Big Bad evil Guy!
Send Frankenstein Control your phone number and we'll enroll you in our rewards plan where every episode you watch adds one Shrimp Point to your FC-Points total! (Shrimp points not redeemable at this time)
Frankenstein Control referencing flash in the pan memes weeks after they're relevant? By Talos, this can't be happening!
If they're going to make me fight a god I hope it's the god of getting knocked out in one hit. The Greeks probably had one of those.
After being referenced in almost every episode of Frankenstein Control, the book you've all heard about is finally being read to you by none other than B-ry himself! Don't succumb to the aching violence inside you just yet y'all!
When the Guy Feri tombstone goes up B-ry's grave will become the 8th wonder of the world!
You said, "Once a patient has had their blood ministered, a unique but common treatment in Yharnam, successive infusions recall the first, and are all the more invigorating for it." Now what did you mean by that?
Charm City foot mead comes in four delectable flavors: foot sweat, toe jam, boot leather, and bunion.
It's worth noting that Steve Buscemi is actually a great guy, he's just really good at playing creeps!
It's a boner in the old fashioned sense, a big obvious mistake as opposed to an erect penis.
I sure can't wait to watch White Christmas all alone. By myself in my house. With no one I care about anywhere near me...
Gee Lois, this reminds me of that time I time travelled back to the dawn of man and gave all the cavemen a bunch of furry porn!
Quick note! I learned after recording that John Maus' version of Hey moon is actually a cover. The original song is by Molly Nilsson! Who woulda 'thunk it?
They're the best dildos, really, the greatest, I know it, everyone knows it, they're terrific! Yuge!
If you watch Hubie Halloween and are not fully satisfied, B-ry is prepared to offer you cash refunds! Just mail your information to 123 Fake St, Nowhere Texas, 87654 and you may be eligible for up to 31¢ in returns!
The mice of Redwall existed in the same world as humans. Since they were just as big as humans, and therefore able to eat them, they took over as the dominant species.
The Macho Man Randy Savage Sandwich Experience is not responsible for any damages incurred ever.
Things are really bad right now, and as serious as we want to be our ADHD brains won't let us.
As long as I have my horns, my wings, my lobster claws, my constantly growing teeth, and my seven inches of you know what I'll be fine in this time of crisis!
Incoherent and terrifying cartoons are an excellent way to distract yourself from our incoherent and terrifying reality!
"Remember Mr. Worf, if you fall off that ladder you're fired before you hit the ground! I can't afford to have OSHA on my ass..."
Just want to say, I tried to read up on the plot of Inuyasha but it just left me more confused than I was before.
"Seeing a franchise you care nothing about crash and burn is like watching a trainwreck, hilarious and intensely arousing" -Sylvestre Matuschka
This totally wasn't meant to air before Christmas! Christmas isn't over yet! BURAR-AP! NOTHING!
If you don't like wearing the cans or cornucopia, Skanksgiving offers a plethora of holiday appropriately sexy costumes, such as Sexy Turkey, Sexy Pligrim and... I guess that's all we can offer without reminding people of America's genocidal history/present!
I ate an entire pot of stuffing at 4am and I have no regrets. Garfield, take me away...
It's not the worst game ever, but I just can't accept such mediocrity from the most profitable media franchise in the world! Not anymore at least...
You're being lied to America! Sonic was never really real, and it was Jeff Treezos that caused the Death Stranding, all in the name of forwarding his tater tot delivery service! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Sam: America? America's gone...
Spooks, spirits, and seances abound on our third annual Halloween SPOOKTACULAR! Keep your head on as we talk about woodland experiences and 2018's Hereditary!
Come on down to Frankenstein Control, we got all the best deals on discount grasshoppers. My name is Ada... ... ...and you can count on it...
OH MY GOD 100 EPISODES! Join us on a nostalgic trip to the past. Waaaaaaaaay into the past! Featuring two special guests, the alpha Josh, and the soul of Yukon Cornelius trapped in a singing hell figure!