Torchpenis: Recent Episodes
Jacquie and Boom
A podcast about the BBC show Torchwood with famed science-fiction blogger, Boom (Loving the Alien) and Jacquie famed asshole Torchwood fan.
In which Jacquie confuses Torchwood for Supernatural, Boom breaks your heart with totally insightful commentary on Steven (for ten seconds), and some how Rhiana pops in for a visit to sing Disturbia.
In which Boom and Jacquie are there for you in your Day Four induced time of need. Advice is given (bad advice) and things happen to Ianto Jones.
In which Jacquie and Boom discuss Jack's clothing, alien vomiting, and how to have sex with contacts.
Torchpenis returns from their hiatus and talks about Doctor Who instead of Torchwood, but it's ok because Jack, Gwen, and Ianto are in these episodes. Boom and Jacquie discuss possible pteranodon death, the sad fact that Daleks cannot limbo, and agree for once when it comes to their favorite new who companions,
Boom and Jacquie discuss the Torchwood related parts of Utopia, The Sound of Drums, and Last of the Time Lords. Jack has super jumping abilities, team Torchwood doesn't know how to pick up a phone, and Jacquie has Face of Boe issues.
In which Boom and Jacquie make truly inappropriate dead Ianto jokes, muse on what would happen if Joss Whedon wrote Torchwood, and then realize that the MIB are way better alien hunters.
For reasons unknown, Itunes removed the podcast from the directory (read: it's probably the title lol), but you can still access it by going to Advance > Subscribe to Podcast and putting in http://torchpenis.podomatic.com/rss2.xml
Annoying? yup! But we will NEVER change our podcast name!
Jacquie's Inaugural Edit! HOORAY!
In which Boom and Jacquie try to figure out why Bilis Manger didn't just manipulate the rift himself, have the revelation that Gwen is a Hufflepuff, and laugh at how obviously spy-ish Jack and Tosh are.
In which Boom and Jacquie discuss how Mark is Owen's Tyler Durden, get Bloodhound Gang songs stuck in their heads and wonder why there can't be crying over pizza in every episode of Torchwood.
In which Jacquie and Boom discuss Ianto's impossible math skills, wonder where the aliens are, and make fun of Gwen's very poor sex education.
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In which Boom tries to convince Jacquie that Eugene should be a main character, obsesses over car-seating etiquette, and Jacquie laments the lack of Torchwood.
Also, apologies to the UK. I now feel that what they call milkshakes make more sense than what Americans call milkshakes. However, ours taste better because we have icecream.
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In which Boom and Jacquie bemoan the spoiler in the title of the episode, and try to figure out what hell Suzie’s plan was.
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In which Boom and Jacquie rename the podcast Torchgina, suspect that Ianto is a lyricist for an emo band, and wonder which Tosh's parents would object to, her sleeping with an alien or with a woman.
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In which Jacquie and Boom embarass themselves by singing an awful rendition of Jack Harkness' Theme, wonder why Ianto has to sit in bitch, and muse on where humans fit on the food pyramid.
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In which Jacquie and Boom try to understand why Jack dreams in Sepia, why pedophiles are afraid of the wind, and what constitutes bad parenting.
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In which Jacquie and Boom wonder why Cyberwomen need cyber-high heels, and explore the possibilities of Dalek girlfriends.
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Boom and Jacquie discuss Owen's lack of creativity in making fake IDs, Ianto's lack of lines, and people's propensity to speak in soliloquay.
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In which Jacquie and Boom prefer the episode Day One to the episode Day One, and muse on the merits of ejaculate.
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In which Boom and Jacquie suppose try to understand the plot, and suppose it must all be a dream.
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