The Monster Hunters: Recent Episodes
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Take a trip back to swinging London in the early 1970s and meet Roy Steel, ex-big game hunter, and Lorrimer Chesterfield, a brain in the shape of a man. Together they are The Monster Hunters. Their mission: to protect the country from vampires, werewolves and a whole pantheon of unmentionable terrors! Taking its cue from the classic period of British horror and adventure, the 1960s and 70s, The Monster Hunters is a comedy adventure series written by and starring Peter Davis and Matthew Woodcock.
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Matthew and Peter remember their friend and colleague Jade Allen, the voice of Doctor Ladyface.
You can hear Jade in The St Valentine's Day Murder here: https://www.wirelesstheatrecompany.co.uk/?s=st+valentine
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The Monster Hunters presents the first episode of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, from our friends at Good Pointe. A dark comedy about secret societies and conspiracy culture, it features our very own Matthew Woodcock among its cast.
Search for Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason on your podcast app to hear the rest of the show, and follow them on Twitter @TwoFlatEarthers.
Fashion Designer Charlie May has escaped city life and gone back to her roots as a West Country farmer. Join her each week as she learns the basics of living sustainably, grows her own fruit, veg and wine, delves into her family’s history and comes up with alarmingly ambitious plans to modernise the farm and ensure its survival. From fashion to farming; there's got to be some transferable skills, right?
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Trees! Good or EVIL? Let 1970s Father FISTmas Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Mersharks! Dinner or decoration? Let 1970s Greatest Big Game Hunter Lord Greg Powers be your guide to the biggest Game in the game! The Big Game game that is.
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Mortality and a Final Message! Good or EVIL? Let 1970s handsomely hairy heartbreaker Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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The Mind and Mortality! Good or EVIL? Let 1970s polyester-clad adonis Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Monster Hunting and the Mind! Good or EVIL? Let 1970s mind warrior Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Mystery and Monster Hunting! Good or EVIL? Let 1970s manliest Queen Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Mountains and Mystery! Good or EVIL? Let 1970s coolest adventurer Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Money and Mountains! Good or EVIL? Let 1970s most uncompromising Werewolf slayer Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Antique Shops! Friend or foe? Let 1970s bargain hunting beast hurter Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Wax! Friend or foe? Let 1970s M.A.N (Man mAn maN) Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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The Unexplained! Friend or foe? Let 1970s sharpest dressed beast slayer Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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The Human Heart! Friend or foe? Let 1970s man of iron Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Adverts! Friend or foe? Let 1970s shining star Roy Steel, manliest man who ever manned, be your guide to the most agreeable and affordable products Great Britain has to offer.
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The Past! Friend or foe? Let 1890s crime punching scotch consultant Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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The Sea! Friend or foe? Let 1970s sofishticated ladykriller Roy Steel school you on the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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The Beast of Albion! Friend or foe? You know what creature punching expert Roy Steel thinks, now fill your ears with the important and confusing words of 1970s loudest Sir.
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The Beast of Albion! Friend or foe? Let 1970s savviest hunter Roy Steel- the man, the myth, the moustache- be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Ancient Aliens! Friend or foe? Let 1970s second strongest steel Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Robots! Friend or foe? Let 1970s iconic hero/heroic icon Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
Killer Plants! Friend or foe? Let 1970s legendary beast learner and book romancer Lorrimer Chesterfield be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Mad Scientists! Friend or foe? Let 1970s lady whisperer and master of the ancient art of Steelkido Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Ghosts! Friend or foe? Let 1970s happy-go-lucky ladies' man Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Vampires! Friend or foe? Hang about didn’t we solve this one already? No! We didn’t! So let 1970s legendary scotchologist and monstersplainer Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Bog Monsters! Friend or foe? Let 1970s SECOND Greatest Big Game Hunter Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Zombies! Friend or foe? Let 1970s monster opposer and fist advocate Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Witches! Friend or foe? Let 1970s style icon and branded instant soup connoisseur Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Mummies! Friend or foe? Let 1970s creature slapper Roy Steel, owner of Britain's strongest moustache, be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Werewolves! Friend or foe? Let 1970s legendary beast puncher and lady romancer Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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Vampires! Friend or foe? Let 1970s Monster Hunter extraordinaire and scotch enthusiast Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.
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The Vampire Tree. Everybody who visits it comes back changed, those that come back at all.
‘That tree was different. That tree enjoyed its work. It remembered.’
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The note delivered read ‘You are Invited to the funeral of Roy Steel. No flowers by request.’ Then came the aeroplane ticket. But what mystery lies in wait on the mysterious and beautiful island of Isla de los Poderes?
Join us for The Monster Hunters 2019 Halloween Special!
Shadwell Crake has risen and the world has changed. Now old friends and old foes must join together in a last, desperate attempt to stop him.
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A powerful being, trapped for centuries, demands its release. Now the Monster Hunters face their greatest challenge yet! As they struggle to save the world, has Lorrimer Chesterfield crossed the ultimate line.
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Mysterious creatures stalk the streets of Cambridge. But fear not, the Monster Hunters are on the case! However, they might not be the monster hunters you were expecting...
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An incredible life changing discovery inside Mount Everest itself! Who are the Kantaks? Who are the Naylim? As they are drawn into life in the mountain, will they ever see their human civilisation again?
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A dangerous journey to the Roof of the World, one that will tax our heroes both physically and mentally... As they find themselves up a mountain with no books or booze, can Roy and Lorrimer best Mother Nature herself? Scale the heights of adventure in Death on Hell Mountain!
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A meeting at a deserted warehouse, and a change of direction for our heroes! A conference of werewolves and a struggle for power! Join The Monster Hunters for a brand new series of adventures as they lift the lid and discover the true nature of London’s steamy underworld!
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What sinister secret hides within a mirror so ugly that no sensible man would have it in his home? What happens when the thirst for knowledge overtakes Lorrimer Chesterfield like a horse left unattended at a water feature? What use is Roy Steel when he realises he can't punch a mirror?
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What horror could be changing so many of our wealthiest industrialists? What chills await in a mysterious private gallery? Is Roy Steel finally losing his famous lady powers? All these questions and more will be answered when you enter The Doll's House!
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A terrible box that must never be opened... An ancient horror, its talons on a mission to kill! A dark night, a fearsome tale, an instant soup. It can only be The Monster Hunters Christmas Special!
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A face from the past...what power does she hold over Sir Maxwell House? A scream in the dark...how can a man bleed to death via his knees? A dinner and some wine...but is the desert DEATH?! Join us for the Monster Hunters Halloween special recorded live at the 2014 London Horror Festival!
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BEWARE ALL MONSTER HUNTERS! THE POWERS OF EVIL FOLLOW YOU LIKE A TERRIFYING CAR! FEAR, ALL MONSTER HUNTERS! YOUR NEMESIS CAN SEE YOU WITH HIS DEADLY EYES! PREPARE ALL MONSTER HUNTERS! FOR THE BATTLE OF YOUR VERY LIVES! Featuring Dan Starkey (Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adverntures, Wizards vs Aliens)
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BEWARE! The deadly killer that stalks the streets of Old London Town! PONDER! The terrifying secret that terrifies behind the door of a terrifying house! COWER! From the housekeeper who lives only for kippers!
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A holiday at sea, on course for danger! A mysterious woman with a mysterious past and a mysterious destiny! An undersea people, ready to fulfull their prophecy!
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A horror from beneath the earth ready to return! A face from the past with a vendetta against Roy Steel! A trip to the shops with a detour into danger for Lorrimer and Sir Maxwell!
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A horror from beneath the earth ready to return! A face from the past with a vendetta against Roy Steel! A trip to the shops with a detour into danger for Lorrimer and Sir Maxwell!
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SET COURSE for a million year old horror from beneath the very earth! FEAR the creature from beneath! Fear its deadly legacy! A legacy of fear-y terror! LISTEN! Listen to the sound of its screams!
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MANTIS: A million pound brain with a printed circuit for a heart! MANTIS: A computer designed to find a legendary beast. But first it must destroy! MANTIS: Isn't even shaped like a man!
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BEWARE! The terrifying horror from the vegetable kingdom! WITNESS! Two men left to their own devices! THRILL! As your ears experience fear so powerful they'll want to move to Spain!
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WITNESS! A fiendish doctor with a lust for brains! EXPERIENCE! The horror of his menagerie of beasts! GASP! As The Monster Hunters begins it's second sensational series!
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WHY is Roy's wife sat in Roy's flat? What does she want with Roy? How many times can you put the word Roy into a paragraph? WHAT horrors lie in the spooky old house? Do the secrets of its curse lie in the mind of Mrs Brownlow? HOW? Just how?
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WHO has resurrected the fearsome Count Orloff from his ultra secure resting place? HOW secure was his resting place anyway (hint: It was designed by Sir Maxwell)? CAN our heroes prevent the entire country falling victim to Orloff's terrifying powers? and, WHAT secret sits in the relative safety of Roy's flat?
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IS Roy Steel's visit to the town of Karnstadt the work or a devious mastermind or an over enthusaistic tourist board? WHO is Lord Greg Powers and what grudge does he hold against our heroes? CAN Lorrimer Chersterfield save Roy from a perilous fate of terror or will his own problems overwhelm him?
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WHAT ancient evil is coiled beneath the streets of London? ARE the living dead really on the loose? And could these two events be connected in some way? (HINT: Yes) WHO is the mysterious Tiffany and what hold does she have over Sir Maxwell House?
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WHAT terrorful craze is sweeping through the innocent ladies of London like some kind of terrorful craze? WILL Roy Steel become a victim of temptation? CAN Lorrimer Chesterfield convince the police to drive at a sensible speed?
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WHAT are the contents of the mysterious package from Egypt addressed to Lorrimer Chestefield? IS the title of Episode 3 a clue, or simply a coincidence? HAS the greatest monster hunting mind of the 1970s fallen victim to an ancient curse? WHAT use, if any, is Sir Maxwell House? Or will he be plying our heroes with drink again?Join us and discover the truth behind the death of Margot Chesterfield in Episode 3 of The Monster Hunters, The Hand of Anubis.
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WHAT is the fearsome beast terrorising England's Richest Man? WHO is the mysterious Madeline Lockheart and what secrets does she hide? WILL Roy Steel and Lorrimer Chesterfield save the day, or are they doomed to make wisecracks and bicker like normal?
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Two hundred years ago the forces of evil were finally vanquished into Hell. But today, in 1971, they have returned. Sir Maxwell House has called Roy Steel and Professor Lorrimer Chesterfield to his house to discuss some strange occurrences revolving around London's hottest new nightspot, The Discoteque of Nights. This is a job for ... The Monster Hunters!
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