Erotica a la carte: Recent Episodes

Erotica a la carte

Fantasy erotica, created monthly from listeners' survey

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After the Second World War the land and the men need healing. Horace Rainer heads to the country for some bird watching, but finds an ancient tradition that will not let him sit on the sidelines.

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Captain Clementine Fowler is about to get everything she has ever dreamed of—but something aboard her airship has plans of its own.

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Rebirth by Val Griswold-Ford Callisto lives in a world ripped apart by war and magic, but a mysterious stranger has been whispering to her of salvation. If she can only trust him. If she can only find a way to him and heal a world.

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Celeste has a gift, a gift of seeing past lives. She is called to an archaeological dig and begins to have strange dreams, but not all is as it seems. Love and lust are calling to her across time, can she find a way back to them? By Chef Silence and with voicework by Veronica [...]

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After a recent discussion with a number of folks, I realized that I was missing a chance to bring more people (those that don't listen to podcasts) the speculative fiction erotica I've been doing for so many years. At first I considered producing an anthology, but to be honest I have never read that many [...]

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A deal. A deadline. A king going to his death, but surprises still lie in store for both of the parties. Promo Helen EH Madden's Heatflash

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This weeks stories were presented at Balticon 45 and were written by three talented erotica writers. Jhada Nobilis Helen E H Madden Also in the audience was the talented Tigerwong, who drew this while the writers wrote. It was an amazing event, that we hope to repeat at next years Balticon!

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The head chef has been busy whipping up feasts in other kitchens, and for that she sends her regrets. To catch up with the demand in the front of house, she is going to drop stories every two weeks until she's all caught up. Here is the list of succulent dishes to come in the [...]

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Look down into the water and imagine the wonders there. Some of those wonders though may be looking back... Promos The novel Geist by Philippa Ballantine

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This episode is dedicated to Phil Rossi- I hope he enjoys the chef's take on trees. Loneliness is a strange companion for a biologist on a distant planet. But what happened to Helen's predecessor? And is she really alone on Pelorus? Next story water/three people/fantasy/ 1st person POV by PJ Ballantine

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A cat with a plan discovers that not all is as it seems- not just her. Written by Kimi Alexandre Voicework by Kim the Comicboook Goddess, Brian Brown, Sam Chupp, Podcasting's Rich Sigfrid Audio Production via Terry Mixon Promos Chronicles of the Order Tale Chasing Next month: female/ transgender/ world of trees by P J [...]

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Like a chef earning a Michelin star, I am so very excited that this podcast has been short listed for a Parsec Award in the category of Best Anthology. To be short listed along with Rick Stringer, Norm Sherman, Mur Lafferty and Rick Stringer is an honest honour. Yet every day I am reminded how [...]

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Xia is on a mission from her Goddess- a mission that will take her right into the heart of enemy territory. Sex, danger and faith combine in one heady night. Written by Terry Mixon Including voicework by Kimi Alexandre, Ryan E Stevenson, James Durham, Justin Macumber, Donna Mixon and Terry Mixon Promos Dead Robots Society [...]

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Snow is a fairy-tale princess out of her element. Then in a bar that none of her kind should ever enter, she meets a man... or is he a prince? By Michele Bekemeyer Promo Trapping a Duchess Coming in June a story from Terry Mixon

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Erotica a la Carte started as an experiment and has become so much more. I've been looking for new ways to bring you content and have been working with the folks at Wizard over the last month. So I can now tell you that Erotica a la Carte the iphone/ipad app is now available. This [...]

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This menu is for guest chef Kimi Alexandre

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Warning- this is horror erotica. The darkness of this story may not be for everyone. The steak is served bloody, so it's not for children either. Something terrible is in Anna's mind. Something alien that uses desire as a whip, but is it trying to drive her mad or is something even more nefarious going [...]

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A grad student takes on a plum job in a museum- but this requires so much more than taking notes and getting her boss coffee. By Starla Huchton with voicework by Philippa Ballantine and Tee Morris Promo The Dreamer's Thread Next month PG Holyfield is in the kitchen. Download

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Erotica a la carte was always meant to be an experiment- a way for the chef to learn how to cook something saucy. Since we opened the doors at the cafe of naughtiness, I've discovered how truly challenging and fun it is. We made the short list for the Parsecs and our diners have expressed [...]

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A lonely hunter carrying more than his fair share of strange secrets, finds more than he bargained for in the wilderness. By Chris Lester with voice work by Kimi Alexandre Promo Metamor City Podcast Next month Starla Huchton is in the kitchen. Download

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A special dish from the Chef- a tale of space travel, sex and love. A lonely pilot comes back from the dark to find not all presents under the tree have ribbons on them. Music supplied by the delightful and talented Starla Huchton of the Dreamer's Thread novel. Go support her. To all the saucy [...]

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In every town there are people with jobs no one else wants. The Gatekeeper is one of those in Hyde, but Lila finds ways to make it more than a little exciting. Promos The Gift of Lit The Dreamer's Thread Download Next month the story will be from the delightful Chris Lester who will be [...]

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Please bear with the staff at Erotica a la Carte (Ok, that is just me) but the cafe will be shut for the month of November. The plates got a little piled up, one or two glasses might have been broken, and there maybe a mess to clean up on the floor. However to make [...]

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In the hedonistic world of New York in the late 70s, four succubi go looking for the next meal. One of them however finds quite a new taste. Promos The Casting Game The Good Bits Download Next month the story will be based on the following image.

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Rose is different- the aliens mind control doesn't work on her. She is forced to watch as the Bath'il harvest her fellow humans, but when her sister is taken she must venture into the Factory. Next month Succubi in the City Download

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Under the temple of the earth god, a vampire is chained and used for blood rituals. Yet eventually even the most careful human makes a mistake, and that's all she needs. Voice work by Tee Morris Promos Nobilis erotica Heat Flash Next month Future/ average person/ destruction of the world Download

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Past and future collide in a inventors laboratory. Steam and sparks ensue. Inspired by this image Voice work by Tee Morris and Dan Sawyer Promos Burning Skies The Dead Robots' Society Next month trapped in slavery/female/vampires Download

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A woman returns to her high school and finds a sweet mystery waiting for her By Justin Macumber Next month our regular chef Philippa Ballantine is back in the kitchen to write a story based on this image. Download

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In an alternative America a superhero has a lesson in control. By Tee Morris Promos In Your Right Mind Movie Mantras Next month- Justin Macumber of Dead Robots Society will be writing Female POV/High School Reunion/Mystery   Download

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Irene needs the blues. She needs to forget. Even as the world falls apart around her what she finds in the speakeasy that night changes everything. By J Daniel Sawyer  Promos Intro by Chris Lester of the Metamor City Podcast Whole Lot of Nonsense Podcast J Daniel Sawyer's Predestination Next month the Uber Nemesis of [...]

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Olivia's life of gentile middle-class existence is challenged by a face from her past. Steamy goodness ensues.  Promos Steampunk Spectacular Acts of Desperation Next month- Antithesis writer and producer the devilishly talented J D Sawyer takes a turn in the kitchen. He will be in the kitchen sizzling up a delightful dish of female/speak-easy/Mystery. Can you say [...]

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A ninja infiltrates an underground facility and the chef returns to a familiar dish. See if you can recall the meal from months past. Promo Geek Radio Daily Next month- Steampunk Spectacular's Susan Z is the first of the guest chefs. She will be in the kitchen sizzling up something with steampunk/threesome/envy. Should be very [...]

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You've double booked yourself several times over, and your professor has just handed you an assignment you only have a few days to finish. What do you do? Sacrifice some fun, or perhaps mix up a potion? Promos Movie Mantras In Your Right Mind Next month Ninja/prom queen/ An underground facility/ Jamie's got a gun [...]

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Our primary chef is back from a whistlestop tour of San Francisco and Las Vegas- but this has meant a delay on this month's menu. It will dropping on the 30th of January, but February will still be coming on the 16th. Our chef certainly does like to put pressure on herself. Look for a [...]

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No- you're not seeing things. The chef came in specially over the holidays to give you a little amuse bouche, something she decided all on her own to do. Welcome an old friend back... If you find it worthy you may wish to donate via the PayPal link- either way... enjoy. Download

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From the male POV, this story is something very experimental for the chef. A bored prince goes seeking entertainment, and finds far more than he expected. First night turns into a nightmare. Promo Nobilis Erotica Heat Flash Next month Young/ Funny / Witch school / First person Download

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Yes, itunes has still banned this cast, but you can still subscribe using the following method. Make sure in itunes you are in the podcast tab. Then click in the toolbar on Advanced, click on subscribe to podcast and then paste in this url http://feeds.feedburner.com/EroticaALaCarte So onto this month's story... An orbiting space station in [...]

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Three of my favourite men in the podosphere combine their powers to bring you a promo for the show. Thanks to Tee Morris, PG Holyfield and Chris Lester. Listening to this makes me want them in my podcasts all over again. Download

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Well yesterday was interesting- EalC popped into the top 100 literature in itunes. I was surprised. I was pleased. And THEN itunes sent me an email from itunesabuse@apple.com. Apparently someone complained, and that was the end EalC could no longer appear on the directory. Too filthy for itunes. No explanation. No chance to ask why. [...]

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The devilishly talented J D Sawyer produced a saucy, sexy promo. Take it, spread it far and wide- fight the power! SexySexy promo

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In light of recent events with itunes... here is the Uber Nemesis Tee Morris with another edition of 'Learn something new'- and what do you know, it is lesson #69! Warning do not be drinking anything or driving heavy machinery while listening to this promo! EacL Parody

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A starter for this experiment. Something to warm up to. Pages of Madness Librarian/madness/occupied France. Promo - Antithesis Next month- Orbiting Space Station setting/female main character/24 hours timeframe/crisis civil war/ Download

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...and here's the big reveal how I am going to conduct this little experiment. Every month there will be a poll, I'll be asking you to chose from a selection of items off the menu. Like a good writer/cook I will take the ingredients and produce a short story with what you decide on. So [...]

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An experiment in erotic fantasy and science fiction to be rolled out in July 2008. The brain child of award nominated New Zealand author and podcaster Philippa Ballantine, this will be a new concept in the interaction between writer and reader. Prepare for sensual stories from the South Pacific.