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A film with a massive amount of talent that somehow still failed!
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A film that nobody's talking about but everybody needs to see!
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Guiller- I mean, Renfield tries to escape from Nan- I mean, Dracula!
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The MCU somehow gets one-upped by the Disney Channel!
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One of the best shows on broadcast television right now!
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Ben Affleck finally returns to the director's chair!
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A stylish and emotional trip through the 1970's music scene!
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They finally manage to make a good Mario movie!
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An extremly influential art director/production designer has passed away.
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I hate Dungeons & Dragons and even I liked this movie!
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The greatest story in video game history gets an incredible adaptation!
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Rian Johnson continues to dominate the detective genre!
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An absolutely horrendous story that transpired over the weekend.
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The charges have been dismissed and I have thoughts!
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The epic conclusion of one of the greatest action movie sagas of all time!
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Some news that actually matters and then some pure stupidity!
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An extremely generic outing from one of the Farrelly brothers.
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The most consistently entertaining horror franchise in existence returns with another great entry!
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Thngs continue to get more and more insane in this ongoing saga!
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The newest entry of the Creed franchise is finally here!
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I watched the terrible Velma show because I hate myself!
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I finally watched the greatest Valentine's Day special of all time!
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Catching up on all the reviews I would have done while I was having electrical problems!
(3:32) Women Talking
(14:14) That 90's Show Season 1
(24:08) Bruiser
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Ce sont des mots francais parce que c'est un film francais. Ai-je mentionne que c'est francais?
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An extremly talented cinematographer has passed away.
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The final installment of the trilogy that not a single person needed!
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Some weird legal spats are happening around the Rust case!
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The latest installment of Shyamalan's long and confusing career!
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A talented and accomplished editor has passed away.
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More former cast members are coming back for the final season!
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Some long anticipated details have emerged on Star Wars: Visions Season 2!
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James Gunn broke the Internet with a mountain of DC news and we're gonna talk about all of it!
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We're getting more of the greatest video game adaptation of all time!
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The long-awaited follow up to Searching is here!
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Yeon Sang-ho is back on Netflix to a deliver something other than Hellbound Season 2 even though we all want to see Hellbound Season 2. GIVE ME HELLBOUND SEASON 2, DAMMIT!
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We now have more information about how Leslie Jordan died.
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Finally catching up on television from 2022!
(2:19) Stargirl Season 3
(10:29) Rick & Morty Season 6
(18:54) Kindred
(27:48) Fleishman is in Trouble
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The co-creator and star of Rick & Morty did something horrible.
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Darren Aronofsky returns with a stunningly empathetic film!
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Some spooky 2022 holdouts!
(2:34) Wednesday Season 1
(12:15) Chucky Season 2
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Some late television reviews from last year!
(3:22) Inside Job Part 2
(12:38) The Cuphead Show Season 3
(22:35) The Walking Dead Season 11
(37:12) Andor Season 1
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My attempt at redemption in 2023 after the disaster that was my 2022 predictions!
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The epic conclusion!
(3:09) Avatar: The Way of Water
(22:38) Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
(35:55) Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
(45:45) Babylon
(1:02:52) Atlanta Season 4
(1:09:53) Interview with the Vampire Season 1
(1:18:14) American Horror Story: NYC
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A bunch of big reviews I've been saving up!
(3:23) Pinocchio
(26:15) Emancipation
(41:56) Tales of the Jedi Season 1
(53:05) Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3
(59:43) Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities Season 1
(1:08:54) Bardo
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A serial killer kidnaps his therapist and the result is absolute madness!
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The Lord of the Rings is back with a not-at-all-controversial TV show!
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A severly underrated character actress has passed away.
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An excellent director from the Star Trek universe has passed away.
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One of television's most intriguing experiments comes to an end!
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James Gunn once again delivers a weird and wonderful superhero story!
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One of Twin Peaks's most intriguing stars has passed away.
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While everyone else talks about the other Walking Dead show, here's this super late review!
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A messy legal dispute inevitably follows a tragedy.
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The beautiful tribute to Chadwick Boseman is here!
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Another hit-or-miss season of television's most inconsistent anthology!
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Another hit-or-miss season of television's most inconsistent anthology!
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The most devastating and important film of the year!
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The most devastating and important film of the year!
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Finally giving my review of this season that finished in AUGUST (I'm bad at my job)!
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Finally giving my review of this season that finished in AUGUST (I'm bad at my job)!
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Before Season 3 comes out, I catch up on Season 2 of one television's most satisfying animated shows!
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The DCEU makes the same old mistakes all over again!
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No description I could ever write would prepare you for this insanity.
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A bizarre and weirdly entertaining mixed bag of a special from Justin Roiland!
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The epic final showdown between Laurie Strode and... some guy named Corey.
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One of television's unique shows has another excellent season!
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The revival is back for a season that certainly... exists.
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Marvel continues it's push into horror with an awesome Halloween special!
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David O Russell is back with... well... something.
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This episode is not sponsored by FedEx, but absolutely could be if they would answer my calls.
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A clever horror movie about the terror of trauma!
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A truly baffling film with a lot of weird BTS drama!
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Another great season of a fantastic teen comedy!
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An unremarkable series comes to an unremarkable end!
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An unremarkable series comes to an unremarkable end!
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An awesome action movie from a fantastic filmmaker!
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An awesome action movie from a fantastic filmmaker!
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The prequel to the film I was too stupid to watch when it came out!
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The prequel to the film I was too stupid to watch when it came out!
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A look at how the chaos of the 2022 Clark Film Emmys came together!
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A look at how the chaos of the 2022 Clark Film Emmys came together!
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A breathtaking adaptation of one of the greatest comics of all time!
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A breathtaking adaptation of one of the greatest comics of all time!
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Kevin Smith's grand(ish) trilogy has concluded!
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Kevin Smith's grand(ish) trilogy has concluded!
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Returning to honor the TRUE best of the best of television!
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Returning to honor the TRUE best of the best of television!
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A recap of the festivities and announcements from this year's Star Trek Day!
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A recap of the festivities and announcements from this year's Star Trek Day!
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One of the best comedies on television has returned!
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One of the best comedies on television has returned!
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A terrifying thriller with two masterclass performances!
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A terrifying thriller with two masterclass performances!
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Back at the Drive-In for a nostalgic double feature!
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Back at the Drive-In for a nostalgic double feature!
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The most chaotic director delivers the most chaotic movie!
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The most chaotic director delivers the most chaotic movie!
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Some disgusting men are doing disgusting things.
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It took me way too long to finish this show, but here's my review finally!
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It took me way too long to finish this show, but here's my review finally!
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An extremly late review of an extremly good season!
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An insane and delightfully twisted horror-comedy!
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An awful film that expects us to believe that Owen Wilson is a superhero!
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An awful film that expects us to believe that Owen Wilson is a superhero!
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A very talented actress has passed away in a tragic accident!
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Watch along as I express my eternal hatred of Rob Zombie!
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Another seasonal special of The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse!
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Another seasonal special of The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse!
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One of the best shows on television today is back!
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I'm physically incapable of working at the moment so here's a What I've Been Watching!
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A film that definitely needed to exist and everybody asked for!
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The Russo Brothers continue their post-Marvel decline!
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The time has come once again to give a big middle finger to the Emmys!
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One of the worst animated films of the year so far!
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A delightful film about monsters and misinformation!
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The most Taika Waititi Taika Waititi to ever Taika Waititi!
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Gather round for the latest round of Television Academy incompetence!
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The genius behind the James Bond theme has passed away.
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The sequel that literally nobody asked for to the prequel that literally nobody asked for has arrived!
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We're halfway through the year, so let's talk about what we've gotten so far!
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A collection of reviews for the middle of the year!
(2:16) The Black Phone
(12:41) Elvis
(26:10) Superman & Lois Season 2
(41:21) The Flash Season 8
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One of the craziest shows on television is back!
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A look at the Chernobyl disaster through the lens of newly unearthed archive footage!
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Star Wars is back in all of its totally not controversial, universally beloved glory!
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The most unnecessary and stupid Looney Tunes project of the modern age!
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One of the best shows on television FINALLY returns!
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The story of Watergate from a very different perspective!
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The totally straightforward not at all complicated completly resolved no more questions remain story of Michael Peterson!
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Filling in the blanks of my television viewing in preparation for The 2022 Clark Film Emmys!
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The greatest superhero show with one of its best seasons!
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The Mormon True Detective you didn't know you needed!
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One of television's best comedies has returned!
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A dramatization that should have been a documentary!
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The Lonely Island cannibalizes classic Disney characters and uses them as brand recognition for a dudebro Roger Rabbit!
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The death of a man whose name you may not know, but whose work you've definitely seen!
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The master of modern sci-fi is back with... well... something!
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The brilliant composer behind Blade Runner has passed away.
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A delightfully clever kids movie featuring an uncomfortably attractive fox!
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Nick Cage is Nick Cage in a story about Nick Cage!
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The unexpected intersection of feminism and porn!
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The totally not at all controversial Hulu series returns for another season!
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A show about how Theranos was THE ABSOLUTE WORST!
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The live action spinoff literally not a single person asked for!
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It's back and I still have no idea what's happening!
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A Michael Bay movie that is significantly better than it should be!
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The most shockingly good video game movie gets a shockingly good sequel!
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An incredible multiverse movie unlike anything we've seen before!
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A stark reminder of what's happening in the world right now.
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The insane and infuriating story of Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee's sex tape!
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One of the most insane shows of the superhero genre is back again!
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All the biggest trailers from March 2022 (with added technical difficulties)!
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The Oscars... um... happened... here's the winners!
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All the nostalgia of the game without any of the soul crushing difficulty!
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The most insane and brilliant show of the year so far!
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Let's talk about a Valentine's Day special a full month after Valentine's Day!
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Ryan Reynolds goes on a weird time travel adventure!
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The weirdest creative mind at Pixar has given us her first feature!
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One of science fiction's most captivating shows has come to an end!
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A show that goes from being too real to a beautiful piece of filmmaking!
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An absolutely insane and unexpected horror movie!
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Watching a bunch more television (and a few movies)!
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The film that most of us didn't know about until it got nominated for a bunch of Oscars!
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A look at the complex legacy and horrifying crimes of Bill Cosby.
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Yet another attempt at making Texas Chainsaw Massacre a successful franchise!
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A Rebel and an Imperial fall in love and everything gets weird!
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The fantastic video game franchise gets a just fine film adaptation!
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I finished Dexter and watched some other stuff!
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FX has announced the end of a great comedy series!
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The rom com everyone's talking about for some reason!
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Kenneth Branagh returns with another Poirot adaptation!
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Two psychos decide to ruin their exes relationships!
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Let's watch 45 minutes of a good movie and 30 minutes of a terrible movie!
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The most predictable sequel announcement of all time!
