The Hateful Geeks: Recent Episodes
The Hateful Geeks
The podcasters you love to hate the most have finally returned from hibernation. Catch up on all things 2020 and can someone please fill us in on what happened????
Your favorite mutants with zero super powers other than to piss off fan boys is back and reviewing the latest Comic run of the Marvel reboot of X-Men. Come on in and get ready for X-tra good time!
HA HA HA HA HA Had to get that out of my system. Join the Geeks for a heated and well thought out review of the latest Joker film. Dont worry we only do creepy laughs a few times.
We for one do not welcome our new robotic Overloards. Welcome back as the Geeks take on the biggest debate, AI!
Spoiler Alert The Hateful Geeks give you a fantastic, well for them, review of the latest installment of the MCU, Spiderman Far From Home. Get your leotards and webshooters ready to defend this movie, well the best you can!
Welcome back to your Hateful Geeks where we discuss all things collectible. The collectible market has been around for ages so we dive in to what makes us collect, what we collect, and what we roast you for collecting. Dont be that person....
Come back to Westeros were House Phil, Sweeney, and Andy all tell the chilling tale of the Story of Fire and Ice.....and how it all went wrong....and some went right....Game of Thrones Spoilers ahead!!!
SPOILERS AHEAD ..duh its a review The real heroes are back…Us!!! And we discuss the only thing that matters this week, Avengers Endgame!! Step on in for a complete review full of spoilers and our impressive opinions! As always prepare your ear holes for an 11 year journey through time!!
Join us in are not so way back machine to the 90’s for flannel, grunge, and kitties who have an odd diet. We dive in to the latest Marvel MCU event, Captain Marvel!
Giving you our 2019 outlook on all things movies, games, comics and more! Come inside and find out what you should and shouldn’t do for 2019!
THG 60.0 - Birdbox! Hateful Review! Since everyone else is talking about it we were sick of it and decided to join the fun. We know you alll have seen this anyway so now hear us idiots talk about it
Join us under the sea for the anticipated sequel to The Little Mermaid! Aquaman! This time with even more singing animals! One even is voiced by Julie Andrews! So come be part of our world and drool over Jason Momoa!
We did our best to pick this movie apart, but its just too good, nay, amazing, superior, Astonishing…. You get the hint! Take a listen a join us in our fandom squee!
The Geeks are back and this week we direct a favorite franchise of the 80s and 90s, Batman! Only listen if you want to be told why this beloved franchise was really one of the worst and brought a downfall to all comic movies for a solid 10 years. Not to mention Batnips!
Welcome back true believers! This week your Geeks give a tribute and remembrance to one of our greatest heroes! Stan Lee! We lost a great man but his legacy lives on and we hope you will join us to remanence and talk about the great man! Excelsior!
Welcome to Blizzard world!!! Your favorite dispicable geeks are back and loaded, in more ways than one, with Blizzcon 2018 announcements! So stay a while and listen to us deliver more pylons of information on everything Blzzard!!
In our final entry in Hateful October we dive in to the leftover topics of the supernatural and slasher genres. Come in and try to be the lone survivor of our horror film series! Hopefully the murderous tones of our bad puns and singing don’t drive the ghouls and demons out of hiding!
The mindless hordes of the undead are here to invade your ear holes for our next entry to Hateful October! We hope our terrible voices and songs don’t melt your brains, because wed really like to have them as a snack after….yea bad pun I know…More of that in here !!!!
Your friendly neighborhood Sp.....Oh wait he's not in it....So just us symbiotes are back this week to give you all the insider information and tasty human snacks from th Sony release of Venom. Come inside even for our new Venom song, trust me its worth hearing!
Finally the one month of the year we can go outside and we aren’t the scariest looking thing!! Halloween is fast approaching so join us for Hateful October! We bring you a new topic of our favorite Ghouls, Goblins, Zombies, Vampires, and all other terrifying things of Halloween! Including Sweeneys basement…..seriously don’t go down there….This week prepare you suck holes for Vampires!!!
Your friendly neighborhood Geeks are back and this time we brought our PS4’s! We swing in to the new Spiderman for the PS4 and quickly become obsessed! We review the entire game and give all the sweet details of Manhattan right down to the last hidden backpack! Join us inside for all the web swinging details!
Yea you read that right…you have all seen our latest viral picture, if not turn away now!!! We bring on the infamous Skyler Simpson who’s photo of Deadpool has taken the internet by storm. The picture taken by your true Geeks has made it all over your interwebs and now he’s live in the flesh!! Check out the picture on our Instagram @thehatefulgeeks, his @skynocerous, or pretty much any where you can find terrible photos! Step inside to see the man behind the legend!!!
We bring back our favorite local writer who has just released his latest book! Come get all the juicy details he won’t tell anyone else….cause well only we can torture it out of him! His book will be available on Amazon and other places you buy books, honestly we don’t know how to read so not sure where to buy them! Visit our social media pages to find the link you need!!
Turn away now as we the Geeks pick your next cast roles for the X-men and Fantastic Four! Just run away now, even we start down a rabbit hole there is no return from!
The Geeks are excited for our Con trip at the end of the month…….DRAGON CON!!! This is our top 5’s for con going and all the things you should do, see, buy, and whom to not be!!!
We’re back again this week to bring you our inner most secrets and demons reflected on color pages of comic books!
The Geeks are back for the latest installment of our favorite torture! Getting Andy to watch Anime! Surprise! He still isn’t on board! Even with the classics of Akira, The Record of Lodoss War, and Ninja Scroll... he’s not convinced!
The latest entry in the MCU has dropped and your Hateful Geeks are here to give you the full run down! Step in to the quantum realm and get yourself aquatinted with the Antman!
Have you seen the new Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom? God I hope not, but if you want to get the details step on in and enjoy the show!
This week we visit a YouTube Red exclusive series, Cobra Kai. The long anticipated addition to the Karate Kid doesn’t disappoint with its new and improved acting, stories, and finally shows how that dam kid ruined Johnny’s life!
E3 arrived and then disappeared like a fart in the wind. Come listen to our reactions to some of the major (or lack of) titles and announcements!
This week we get in to the other type of geek, sports geek!! Come listen to our fondest childhood memories of parents drinking and yelling at little league umpires!
Solo: A Star Wars Tragedy… oops, A Star War Story! This week's show is our review of the Solo movie in all its glory!
The merc with a mouth is back and this time its personal! Your favorite X-men in training take on the impossible task of reviewing this movie without giving away its surprise ending! Just kidding all spoilers included!!!
This week your favorite Gods of Hate review the long anticipated God of War game for PS4! We have been waiting 11 years for another entry of the God of War series and this one doesn’t disappoint! So come along as we yell THIS IS SPARTA, and kick down the door of the Norse pantheon!!!
It is finally here! The movie is out and in theaters and we take it upon ourselves to personally attack and hate this movie!!! Ok I can’t even say that with a straight face, get in here and listen to us gush about this movie!!
LEETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMMBLE!!!! Your favorite argumentative savants are back again and this week we tackle the all consuming argument of WHO. WOULD. WIN! We dive into several fictional battles and give you the outcome you crave, yes we even mention Patty Mayonnaise, I know I just peaked your interest with that one!
Lets get ready to Rrrrruumbbble! Welcome back BROTHER! This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY… ok maybe you are listening on a Friday, whatever… The geeks are back and this time we dive right in the spandex wearing greased up men and women of WWE! With resident wrestling nerd Tim, and special guest Dom, we tag team the crap out of this sport! CAN YOU SMEELLLLLL… oh wait sorry thats me...
SPOILERS AHEAD The loathsome foursome dives in to the movie adaptation we got this week of Ready Player One! Don’t hate us too much but only 2 out of our 4 hosts have read the book too! For some of us this was eye candy and we ignored any holes, for some it was heart crushing! We will let you decide who is who.
In the coming hours before the Oasis opens in Ready Player One, we have decided to take a love tunnel trip through the 80s. Come back to the future with us to our breakfast club on our day off before we all get terminated by sixteen candles. Holy crap that was awful!
Cowabunga Dudes and Dudettes! Your favorite teenage-minded mutants are back this week with a special guest Keith Cretin! You may remember him from such epic episodes as our Comic Store episode about Worlds Greatest Comics right here in Columbus! We sit down and chat all about our childhood, no not therapy but about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Keith shares some great stores about the two creators of the fearsome foursome and we all give in to pure nostalgia!
Kon'nichiwa Bitches! Part 2 of Anime with Andy shows just how much Andy can’t get in to Anime and how we love to try and make him. But props for him for getting through a whole episode of “No Game No Life”… please don’t put us on a watch list…
This week you favorite funny people talk about their favorite funny books! All comics, all the time! We have a special guest who has crazy knowledge of comics - sorry ladies, he’s taken - and we all dive in head first in to the world we first fell in love with.
This week we welcome local to Columbus, Ohio writer Charlie Eskew, who will talk to us about his upcoming publishing and all things in the nerd kingdom! You can find him on Twitter and Facebook HTTP://TWITTER.COM/CJESKEW (@CJEskew) and his website http://www.askewaskew.com (www.askewaskew.com)! Look out for this guy!
This week we turn in to the Loving of Black Panther Geeks! This movie is number 1 in the world and has out grossed “The Last Jedi” in its opening weekend! WE believe it deserves all of the praise, and also that Disney should share some of those profits with us!
Your favorite parasitic monsters are back to discuss the newest “edition” of the Cloverfield universe. 'Cloverfield: Paradox,' a straight-to-Netflix film with the fantastic name of JJ Abrams attached to it doesn’t even come close to saving this film. Step inside our world and see what kind of paradox we can come up with!
Extra, extra! Read all about it! There was a trailer fest where a football game broke out! Given all the new images shoved in your faces along with that spread your party had, we have some things to say! Join us, and congrats to the Eagles!
Your Super Saiyans are back again and this time we mean war! We will divulge our deepest and darkest secrets about video games for this year. We go over all things gamer, and what we are looking forward to the most. Join us in our epic quest of nerdy!
This week your Sinister Hosts give you a run down of the things to look out for in 2018! Yes we know we are a little late for the new year celebration, but trust us it took us that long to recover from our actual celebration... we haven't seen daylight in over a week! We will take your favorite hangover cures in our email! Let's make 2018 great; or at least not as bad as 2017!
Welcome back all of you recovering Otakus! This week we try and break our lovable Andy in to the world of Anime. Phil our resident Otaku shares his famous Weeaboo Scale of what to watch in the world of Anime!
Hello fellow Inferi cultists... if you get that reference then you’ll be excited for this episode! This week we review the Netflix $100 million dollar blockbuster, 'Bright!' Yes, yes, we know you are just here for Will Smith. Well too bad, you get us orcs instead!
Ba BAAAAAAA buh buh buh BAAAAA buhhhhhhh, you know the rest, just use the Force! This week we are back to review the extremely polarizing and latest addition to the Star Wars universe, “The Last Jedi." Follow us to a galaxy far, far away and join us in either the celebration or the misery of what we just saw!
Welcome back you precious infinity stones! This week we dive in to the new trailer for Marvel’s Avengers: Infinity War, and also touch on some other upcoming movies we are pumped for. So slip on your Infinity Gauntlet and let the real battle begin!
Welcome back to another Hateful Geeks! This week your favorite opinionated gas bags rip into the world of movie critics by showing how arbitrary their ratings can be compared to your love of said movies. After Justice League was ripped apart last week, each of your favorite hateful members name a movie that is loved by fans yet rated lower than Twilight... yes, those movies...
Welcome back you fear loving perademons! This week we have decided to give our two cents on the brand new DC Universe addition, The Justice League. Im sure you’ve heard all the critics, now come listen to the real heroes talk about this movie!!! SPOILER ALERT
Remember your childhood? Remember all those great shows and comics that had the best villains ever!!!?!! Yea we take a sh*t on those villains you thought were so great back then. Trust us you were misled, and we will show you the err of your ways
SPOILER ALERT We review Thor: Ragnarok which is in theaters now!!! So if you don’t want to know everything, and I mean everything - trust me there's a part about Hulk you may not want to know - come back and listen later. For all you Thor lovers, and Hulk fantasizers this is your one stop shop for all things Ragnarok. Step on in to the love ship, don’t touch anything, and enjoy the ride!
Welcome you bloodsucking vampires, and no we don’t mean ex wives. We decided to honor the time of the year with our very first Halloween episode, with special guest, Michael Samons. We will let you decide what is so special about him!!
We sit down with a Cretin, not being hateful here, he calls himself that! Well ok, it's Keith Cretin from World’s Greatest Comic book store right here in Columbus, Ohio. We pick his vast brain with our petty questions and try to see what we can get out of him. Enjoy!
Holy crap you’ve stuck around for 10 episodes, and we decided to give the galaxy a big one. The holy grail of Star Wars has delivered upon us the epic trailer that is The Last Jedi……dare to be astonished and possibly spoiled!
Welcome back you circus cannibals. On our newest episode we discuss all the new DC crap that has us punching a baby, as well as the new “IT” movie, and finally our saving grace, Star Wars!
Welcome back fellow Guardians! This week we educate our fellow geek Tim about Destiny 2. This son of a cabal has never played this game series so you are in luck! Not only will be explaining this series from our perspective but will give you all the glorious taunting and crap talking he deserves!!
So popular, we brought it back! But this time with a Hateful twist... now we give you our most overrated items in one long big episode. If you make it through this then you are a true fan!
We Men of the North remember how great Thrones has been, and recap the current season - spoilers if you aren’t caught up so hurry up! We further dive in to the rabbit hole that is Netflix to give you a watch list worth binging and sure to make you feeling guilty about your weekend!
Your favorite super heroes are back at again, bringing you all things you’ve been asking for. We finally get the Spiderman of our dreams (not like that you pervs!), and SDCC left us all begging for more….. man this just got weird.
Your favorite Jedi and Sith Lords rip in to the new Han Solo film after several issues have come out of the Solo camp and make us all hate this idea even more than we already did. We have a bad feeling about this…
Welcome back! We know you couldn’t get enough of us rambling about our favorite fandoms so we brought back a part 2!! This week Phil and Tim will make you want to question your own existence as they ramble on about terrible video game to movie adaptations and adult cartoons…….no not tentacle porn you freaks!
This week get to know your favorite hateful friends as we dive in to our person top 5 lists for different fandoms we love! We may be wrong but we’ll never admit it! In part 1 Andy and Sweeney will bore you with Movie Soundtracks and First Person shooters! Enjoy, or not, we don’t care!
The favorite suffragette supporters of this era get to finally discuss the epic movie that was Wonder Woman. Until we kick out one of our members for not seeing this film yet, TIM!, we’ll talk about some other crap.
We are back at it again! This time we look forward to the DC cinematic future with Wonder Woman and the highly anticipated Justice League!! Darkseid lovers unite!!!
Your lovable and friendly paradeamons rip apart the DC cinematic universe. This is a two parter and don’t worry we skip the green suit monstrosity that was Green Lantern and dive right in to Man of Steel, Batman vs Superman, and Suicide squad…..dont worry we hated it too!
SPOILER HEAVY but you wouldn't be listening to a reaction if you hadn't seen it, right? Your favorite ravagers give you all the details and our glorious reaction on the new Guardians of the Galaxy flick.
Your favorite neckbeards talk about Guardians Vol. 2 tailer, May the 4th Be With You for all you super nerds, and for all you extreme basement geeks, Destiny 2, Call Of Duty WWII, Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite.