Rocket to Anywhere: Recent Episodes
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Brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia have lots of life stories and hard-set opinions. This is where they talk about them.
Boy Scouts. Coffee. Soda. Crashing funerals. All this and more on the fourth anniversary of Rocket to Anywhere.
(Title inspired by @howdyhowdyyall1 on TikTok.)
The cousins join Corban and Sofia to discuss the government surplus conspiracy and dumb things they've gotten in trouble for. (Recorded June 2020)
Neighbors. Magazines. CD players. Corban and Sofia sit down to talk after another month of quarantine.
Corban ruins everything when he starting talking about race. Sofia remembers a friend from the past. Together, they discover Jojo Siwa's traumatic backstory.
The Pidgin Bible http://www.pidginbible.org/
Sofia forgets what the thing you cut the grass with is called. Corban stumbles down memory lane.
Stuff we mentioned:
Old Man Steve - Tiktok
Moke and Poki in the Rain Forest
How can I ruin a funeral? Are seminars the new pyramid scheme? What goes on in a homeschooler’s brain? Get these questions answered PLUS a conversation about Sigrid all in this episode.
Show Notes: Carman on Spotify
Rocket to Anywhere Merch!
Odd Squad Deploys New Team for Old Mission
Corban on Tiktok
iShine Connect
Recommendations of the Week: Corban: This Is Not My Home by Wayne Kerr Band
Sofia: Quokka
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Sofia on Instagram
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Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
JOHN LEGEND, TikTok star @grandmammycorbanator, and Sofia host this unscripted episode of no one's favorite podcast. They talk about ghosting kids at McDonald's, Boy Scouts, and their retirement plans.
Show Notes:
2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest
Corban on TikTok
Music by Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library.
James and Amber return to talk about musicals! They go over their top four favorites, shows they worked on, and of course, FIASCOS!
Show Notes:
Tim’s Tweet about Amazon Pilots
Sunday School Musical
Corban’s High School Musical Reviews
Fiasco! - This American Life
Recommendations of the Week:
James: Person of Interest
Amber: Supernatural
Sofia: Bones
Corban: Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - Area 51 👽
00:01:35 - Guest Introductions 👤
00:05:29 - Update on the Amazon Pilots. 😔
00:06:44 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:13:10 - Musicals! 🎵
00:46:48 - Recommendations of the Week
00:53:11 - Goodbyes 👋
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
The summer of special guests begins with YouTuber Thomas Parsons! We talk about the world of small content creation, help Sofia find out what a boy band is, and get extremely confused about sports.
Show Notes: Waffle House - Jim Gaffigan
Nashville Hot Brains Sandwich Taste Test | FOOD FEARS
Wonka Vending Machine
Blimey Cow
NFL DRAFT RECAP - Noobist 109
Thomas’ Favorites:
Band: The Vamps
YouTubers:
- Urinating Tree
- FivePoints Vids
- FlemLo RapsP
- KTO
Podcast: ESPN Podcasts
Sofia’s Favorites:
Band: nO mUSic
YouTubers:
- Nate Garner
- Caroline Konstnar
Podcast: Lore
Corban’s Favorites:
Band:
- Vulfpeck
- Vasco
- The Long Winters
- Flor
YouTubers:
- Defunctland
- Jenny Nicholson
Movie: Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench
Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Should’ve Would’ve Could’ve - La La Land
Sofia: Bones
Thomas: Introverts unite! Find and attend an organized event.
Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 Payphones ☎️
00:03:42 Guest Introduction 👤
00:14:53 Follow Up: The Walk
00:16:55 Thought of the Week 🧠
00:21:51 Word of the Week: Lamentation 📕
00:26:37 Joke Time 😆
00:30:21 The Life of a Small Content Creator
01:11:24 Recommendation of the Week
01:14:35 Closing 👋
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Sofia on Instagram
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Thomas on YouTube
Thomas on Instagram
Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Summer is here! So before it gets too hot to go outside, Corban and Sofia decided to take their elderly dog Bailey out for one last walk around the neighborhood. They brought microphones, and this was the result.
Show Notes:
Nefelibata | Wiktionary
BrainPOP
Fun Brain
Starfall
Storyline Online
Hot Food - Michael Rosen
God Tube
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
They’re back! Today, Corban and Sofia read you some of their failed movie scripts and tell you some of their weirdest dreams. Have you ever dreamed that you found another room in your house? Then this episode is for you!
Show Notes:
#56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess)
Names for Groups of Animals
#5: The Sick Joke Hospital
At first, your dumplings…
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Sunday School Musical
Sofia: Monk
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - The Invisible Slide
00:02:43 - The Moon Landing - PT. 2 🌑
00:05:00 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:06:58 - Groups of Animals 🐯
00:08:37 - Joke Time 😆
00:10:57 - Failed Movie Scripts 🎥
00:44:08 - Dreams 💤
00:54:47 - Recommendations of the Week
00:57:18 - Goodbyes 👋
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Corban on Twitter
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, Corban and Sofia talk about the saddest movies and music they’ve ever watched and heard. Hint: they all Involve dogs. They also play some games you might find at a 90’s slumber party, learn about unique phobias and rank their favorite french fries.
Show Notes:
I Want a Dog - Song | YouTube
Ben Platt - Grow As We Go | YouTube
EDEN | YouTube
EDEN - Wake Up | YouTube
Dear Evan Hansen - You Will Be Found | YouTube
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Coast by Rocket to Anywhere
Sofia: Parks and Recreation
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - Emulation Sleeping Dogs 🐶
00:02:55 - FU: Toy Story 4 🎥
00:05:00 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:07:40 - Unique Phobias 😨
00:10:25 - Joke Time 😆
00:13:44 - 90’s Slumber Party Games 🎲
00:25:30 - Sad Movies and Music 😢
00:36:07 - Recommendations of the Week
00:38:57 - Goodbyes 👋
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Just Add Magic season 4 is finally here! Corban and Sofia spend over an hour discussing the final season of what could be one of the best TV shows of all time. They also take some time to talk about their newly found passion of watching police chases.
Show Notes:
Script For Cut Scene From “The Penultimate Peril”
Victual | Merriam-Webster
#45: I Cain’t Do That (Amazon Studios’ Just Add Magic) | Rocket to Anywhere
Ep. 80: “I Was the Red Robin” | Roderick on the Line (Language Warning!)
Screenshot of Spice Chart
#58: My House Is Made out of Newspaper (BOZ the Bear)
How Corban Met Josh and Kevin + A Quick History of The Inner Tube (feat. Trube Fan Jeff Ross!)
Grip and Electric - Forever Tonight | YouTube (Content Warning!)
Criminal Jumps Onto Moving Train To Escape Police! | YouTube
RAW VIDEO: Bank robbery suspects throw cash from getaway vehicle | ABC7
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Should’ve Could’ve Would’ve - Corban Garcia | YouTube
Sofia: wwwy2000 | YouTube (Car chase channel.)
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - HARDCORE PARKOUR 🐿️
00:02:42 - FU: The Penultimate Peril (Cut Scene) 🎥
00:09:03 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:10:41 - Victual: Word of the Week 📕
00:13:51 - Joke Time! 😆
00:16:43 - Just Add Magic Season 4 ✨
01:06:33 - Car Chases and High School Musical 🚓
01:11:18 - Goodbyes 👋
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, Corban is joined by his friend James to discuss (but mostly gripe) about season three of Netflix's adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events. They also take some time to complain about French and tell some jokes.
Show Notes:
Brett Helquist | Instagram
Jusqu’auboutiste | Oxford Dictionaries
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Listen to the “Unfortunate Associates” podcast.
James: The West Wing
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - Introduction
00:03:32 - Follow Up
00:04:21 - Thought(s) of the Week
00:06:46 - Jusqu’auboutiste: Word of the Day
00:08:57 - Joke Time
00:14:03 - A Series of Unfortunate Events S3
00:58:32 - Recommendations of the Week
01:00:37 - Goodbyes
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
It’s a Christmas MIRACLE! Corban and Sofia return to talk about another completely obscure, early 2000s kid’s show: “Boz: The Green Bear Next Door”! They spend this hour telling life stories they have associated with the said “green bear”.
Show Notes:
The Dooley and Pals Show | Wikipedia
All I Want For Christmas Is You But It’s Off Key
Schadenfreude | Merriam-Webster
BOZ the Bear
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Watch “Say Goodnight Kevin’s” Donkey Ollie Reviews
Sofia: Watch Boz!
Chapter Markers:
00:00:00 - Bongo Rod and the Coconut Hut Radio Show 🌴
00:07:42 - "The Nutcracker" & "Ralph Breaks the Internet" 📽️
00:17:04 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠
00:20:42 - Schadenfreude: Learn a Word 📕
00:28:39 - Joke Time 😆
00:30:02 - BOZ: The Green Bear Next Door 🐻
01:05:09 - Recommendations of the Week 📝
01:07:36 - Goodbyes 👋
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
After a two month hiatus, Corban and Sofia are back! In this episode, Corban won’t stop giving excuses for the pair’s absence while Sofia won’t stop blaming Corban for it.
Show Notes:
PBS KIDS Announces New Series LUNA AROUND THE WORLD
How NASA Broadcast Neil Armstrong Live from the Moon | Popular Science
TNMI 5: Board Games, “Porcupine Necktie” and Jokes
Bumfiddler
The one thing you don’t touch… | /r/dankchristianmemes
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Listen to “All I Want for Christmas Is You, But It’s Off Key”
Sofia: Eat Some Chocolate Chips
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
In this outtakes episode: Corban brings you a conversation about board games with Chip Amber, some leftover jokes with Sofia, and a dramatized reading of the short story “Porcupine Necktie” by Jerry Spinelli.
Show Notes:
#56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess)
#36: That’s Just Comedy (A Look at 3 Amazon Original Pilots)
Radiolab | WNYC Studios
Stargirl: Novel by Jerry Spinelli
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Music:
Background: Going Up by Strick Sounds
Porcupine Necktie: I Miss You by Katuchat
Our summer of special guests concludes with Chip Amber! We discuss plausible conspiracy theories, tell jokes, and make one too many references to Doctor Who.
Show Notes:
Dallas Museum of Natural History - Fair Park
Avalon High by Meg Cabot
Allie Finkle’s Rules for Girls by Meg Cabot
Miffed | Merriam-Webster
False Memory | Wikipedia
The Mandela Effect IS REAL!!!? - Say Goodnight Kevin | YouTube
CRAZY Conspiracy Video - Watch at Your Own Risk!
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Read All the Wrong Questions by Lemony Snicket
Sofia: Watch Max Steel the Animated Series.
Amber: Watch Phineas and Ferb
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Amber on Facebook
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram
Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, “Chip” Karma joins Corban and Sofia to talk about their favorite early 2000’s kid’s TV shows! They also introduce a new segment, “Colloquial Saying of the Week”.
Show Notes:
The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
Little Secrets - 2001 Film
Majuscule - Merriam-Webster
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Watch “Faithville”
Sofia: Watch “The Beverly Hillbillies”
Karma: Watch “Nailed It”
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Sofia on Instagram
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, Corban and Sofia are joined by their cousin Ethan! There’s no occluding them as they talk about smuggling food into movie theaters, butting into stranger’s conversations, white sand and so much more!
Show Notes:
Our Wedding - Ryan Matlock | YouTube
The Aux Cable
Blockbusted - Podcast
Tumble Leaf - Season 4 | Prime Video
Bee Cave, Texas | Wikipedia
Occlude | Merriam-Webster
DiGiCo SD9 | DiGiCo
Frasier and Niles - Shades of White | YouTube
#53: Jose Kanusee (Awkward Moments)
#853: Peak Sand - Planet Money | NPR
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Watch “Little Secrets”
Sofia: Watch Don’t Eat Salt
Ethan: Visit Barbados
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Corban and Sofia were on-set this week but will be back on August 4th with a new episode.
Today, Corban and Sofia go back to their “ROOOOOTS” as they talk about awkward moments and bring back the “Public Service Announcement”.
Show Notes:
#52: The Proverbial Freezer (Lost in Oz Season 1B)
The Incredibles vs. Incredibles 2 - Violet/Tony Scene Comparison
Cachinnate | Merriam-Webster
ATAT Falling GiF
025: More Relationship Expertise and Avoiding Awkward Hallway Interactions | The Aux Cable
Rocket to Anywhere on Google Podcasts
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Listen to Matilda the Musical
Sofia: Watch From Time to Time
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram
Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
After almost a year of waiting, season 1B of the Amazon Original “Lost in Oz” is here! In this episode of Rocket to Anywhere, Corban and Sofia talk about the first three episodes of the season.
Show Notes:
Ten Rockin’ Rules | God Rocks Wiki
You Might NOT Be a Homeschooler If… | Blimey Cow
Deltiology | Wikipedia
Podcast Postcards
Lost in Oz | Amazon Prime Video
Recommendation of the Week:
Corban and Sofia: Watch Lost in Oz!
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
After a month break, Corban and Sofia are back(!) to talk about things that got engraved into their minds during childhood and tips for staying cool in the summer heat.
Show Notes:
Toy Story 4 Plot | Digital Spy
Obstreperous | Merriam-Webster
Why Is a 98.6-Degree Day So Miserable? | Slate
Jonah’s Druthers | YouTube
Parablelooza | YouTube
Christmas in Snowflake County | YouTube
Mouse Tales | Amazon
Moke and Poki in the Rain Forest | Amazon
Clifford the Big Red Dog is Headed Back to the Small Screen | EW
Growing up Without Cable - TheOdd1sOut | YouTube
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Watch Jonah’s Druthers
Sofia: Be cool.
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram
Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
In the 50th(!) episode of Rocket to Anywhere, Corban and Sofia discuss books that have great movie/TV show adaptations, books that need adaptations and, movies that need to become books.
Show Notes:
10 Letters We Dropped From The Alphabet - austinmcconnell | YouTube
Helping a Sloth Cross the Road | Imgur
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: The Great Googlestein Museum Mystery
Sofia: Bud Not Buddy
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram
Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
In this episode, Corban and Sofia discuss the new Amazon Original “The Dangerous Book for Boys”. But before that, Corban talks about the backs of cereal boxes and Sofia's mispronunciation of “Lin-Manuel Miranda”.
Show Notes:
Caprice | Merriam-Webster
The Way Things Work - Theme Song | YouTube
Just a Little Homework - Arthur | YouTube
#46: Hellen Keller Wasn’t a Fairy Tail | Rocket to Anywhere
#36: That’s Just Comedy (A Look at 3 Amazon Original Pilots) | Rocket to Anywhere
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: The Dangerous Book for Boys
Sofia: Go outside while the weather is still good.
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Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram
Music By:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
In the fourth edition of These Never Made It, Corban plays you five new outtakes (somewhat) fresh off the cutting room floor. They include Rickrolling, Doctor Who, whistling, getting recognized in public and, a math game.
Outtakes Originate From:
#33: Tomorrow Never Comes
#35: The Sun Is on Fire
#43: Christmas Special - “The Opposite of Work Is Me”
#45: I Cain’t Do That
#46: Hellen Keller Wasn’t a Fairy Tail
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Music:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, Corban and Sofia discuss and review the 2018 remake of “A Wrinkle in Time” from the perspective of those who have never read the book but seen the 2003 film. They also learn a new synonym for “gullible” and learn Dora the Explorer’s pitfall.
Show Notes:
#40: Go Exploring, Not Touring | Rocket to Anywhere
beesbeesbees.com
“A Wrinkle in Time was shot in a HomePod“ | Twitter
When You Reach Me | Rebecca Stead Books
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban recommends you read When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead.
Sofia recommends you watch the 2003 version of “A Wrinkle in Time“.
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
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Music:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, Corban and Sofia discuss their top 5 favorite old-timey TV shows. Also, Corban finds a word that perfectly describes Sofia—who tells us a couple of jokes.
Show Notes:
#40: Go Exploring, Not Touring | Rocket to Anywhere
The Dangerous Book for Boys - Official Trailer | YouTube
Cumae | Wikipedia
Dysania - Wiktionary
Bus to Nowhere - Father Knows Best | YouTube
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban Recommends You Watch “Beaver and Gilbert Go For a Car Ride” from “Leave it to Beaver”.
Sofia Recommends You Watch “The Three Stooges”.
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
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Music:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, Corban and Sofia’s enthusiasm for sign language gets reinvigorated thanks to the Amazon Studios film “Wonderstruck”. (Today’s topic.) They also wonder what archaeologists will think of landfills in the future and if movies should be released from multiple perspectives.
Show Notes:
No More Chirp Tricks, CBS Has Birds Live in Concert at Masters | New York Post
Signing Time
Wonderstruck - Todd Haynes Q&A - Landmark Theatres | YouTube
Recommendation of the Week:
Corban and Sofia: Watch Wonderstruck.
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
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Music: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, Corban and Sofia play a TV pitch edition of “two truths and a lie” then discuss part two of season two of the Amazon Original “Just Add Magic”.
Show Notes:
Amazon’s Big Content Shift Includes More Kids’ Shows About Science and Science Fiction | The Verge
#36: That’s Just Comedy (A Look at 3 Amazon Original Pilots) | Rocket to Anywhere
#23: To You, From Me | Rocket to Anywhere (Our Valentine’s Day Special.)
Recommendation of the Week:
Corban and Sofia: Watch Just Add Magic on Amazon Prime Video.
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram
Music:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today, Corban tells you about a newly invented word to describe “water wrinkles”, Sofia supplies you with some jokes, and they both discuss the new PBS Kids programs “Pinkalicious and Peterific” and “Odd Squad: The World Turned Odd”.
Show Notes:
PBS KIDS Announces New Series LUNA AROUND THE WORLD | PBS
PBS KIDS Announces New Series PINKALICIOUS & PETERRIFIC | PBS
Odd Squad: World Turned Odd | PBS Kids Video
Recommendation of the Week:
Corban and Sofia: Watch “Pinkalicious and Peterific” and “World Turned Odd” on PBS Kids Video!
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram
Music:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
In this year's Christmas Special: Corban speaks out for the enslaved Elves, Sofia gives you advice for attending Christmas parties and, they both play a game with alternate movie titles. Listen to this and more while you bludge this holiday season!
Show Notes:
What Do Elves Get Paid? | My Merry Christmas
Bludge | Merriam-Webster
John Crist
EvanEraTV | YouTube
A Million Card Tricks | YouTube
#20: Christmas Special - Santa-mental | Rocket to Anywhere
Recommendation of the Week:
Corban and Sofia: A Christmas Wish - Movie
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
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Music:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
Today Corban and Sofia complain aboUt accents, give you advice for acting, and tell some groan-worthy jokes.
Show Notes:
The Aux Cable
Jonah’s Druthers | Little Big Stuff
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: Watch the Odd Squad Pilot
Sofia: Put a Funny Animal on Your Lock Screen
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Corban on Twitter
Sofia on Instagram
Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter
Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram
Music:
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
In this special episode of Rocket to Anywhere, Corban and Sofia answer some of Thanksgiving’s biggest questions including: “How do I get out of awkward conversations?”, “What do I do if I don’t have any culinary skills?” and “In what order should I eat the food on my plate?”. They are also joined by a few special guests, tell some terrible jokes, and overall try to make you savoir-faire this Thanksgiving.
Show Notes:
How to Deal with Annoying Family During the Holidays | Blimey Cow
#18: Thanksgiving Special - “Welcome to the World of Potatoes” | Rocket to Anywhere
Basic Table Setting | The Emily Post Institute
Turkey Talk-Line | Butterball
Thanksgiving Is For Eaters (with Amy Sedaris) | The Sporkful
The Last Sporkful Thanksgiving Special Ever | The Sporkful
Thanksgiving Day - Father Knows Best | YouTube
Bus to Nowhere - Father Knows Best | YouTube
Gastropod - Food with a Side of Science & History
The Birds and The Bugs | Gastropod
Special Guests: (In order of appearance.)
Josh Taylor of Blimey Cow
Cecilia Bedelia of the Cecilia Report
Kevin McCreary of Say Goodnight Kevin
Melanie Anne Ahern
Benji Boone of Pictures In Motion
Recommendations of the Week:
Corban: #22: Thanksgiving Side Dishes - Top Four | Relay FM
Sofia: The Adventures Of Bailey: Christmas Hero
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Music:
Father Knows Best Theme (Instrumental)
Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library
The holidays are upon us! Today, Corban and Sofia give you their favorite tips for traveling, learn a cool fact about accents in the UK, tell plenty of jokes and stories, and so much more!
Show notes are available at rta.space/40.
Today, Corban and Sofia bring you another copacetic episode of Rocket to Anywhere in which they: talk about their experiences with fire, play a game involving 5 TV show pitches, and realize that bananas aren't what everyone thinks they are.
Show notes are available at rta.space/39.
Today, Corban and Sofia talk about a farrago of things including, Japanese traffic lights and things to do with pumpkins. Also, Corban apologizes for incorrectly stating that a Whopper comes from Whataburger.
Show notes are available at rta.space/38.
Today, Corban and Sofia compare "normal" people and YouTubers before talking about times they've been tricked. They also find out what the word "petrichor" means, just in time for autumn.
Show notes are available at rta.space/37.
This week, Corban and Sofia switch it up a little by taking a look at three pilots for Amazon Original kids' programs: A Kid Called Mayonnaise, Skyward, and Will vs. The Future.
Show notes are available at rta.space/36.
This week, Corban can't decide what to talk about so he brings two mini topics: why he and Sofia hate clothes shopping and why Dire Straits' "Walk of Life" is the best song to end any movie. (Or podcast...)
Show notes are available at rta.space/35.
Today, Corban and Sofia tell their most embarrassing moments, figure out creative uses for ramen noodles, and try to figure out what their opinion is on certain types of music. They also make one too many references to Odd Squad and Lost in Oz plus much more.
Show notes are available at rta.space/34.
In this episode, Corban and Sofia tell you how not to be bored this summer, learn a cool fact about Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham", and tell a couple of corny jokes. Also, Corban explains to you how not to be "a Phil" while Sofia realizes how old she is.
Show notes are available at rta.space/33.
It’s outtakes time again! In the third episode of “These Never Made It”, Corban and Sofia tell two stories about pizza, try to figure out what their pets named them, tell the TRUE version of the 3 little pigs story, and more!
Hear the full episodes where each of the outtakes came from at rta.space/tnmi3.
Cow Appreciation day is ahead of us! Today, Corban and Sofia bring tips for your cow costume after playing a choose your own adventure game and telling a couple of jokes. They also find out what the word is for when it feels like bugs are crawling all over your skin and more!
Show notes are available at rta.space/32.
In this episode, Corban and Sofia give you some tips for attending Fourth of July cookouts and watching fireworks while talking a little bunkum. They also figure out what English sounds like to non-speakers and play a game of click bait history.
Show notes are available at rta.space/31.
It's summer time! Today, Corban and Sofia give you some ways to beat the heat, a few games to play next time you're at the pool, and debate over whether or not it's OK to eat certain foods with a utensil.
Show notes are available at rta.space/30.
Today, Corban and Sofia learn about a new sport called "hobby horsing", find out what safety poles are supposed to be called, wonder how many miles they've scrolled on their phones, and talk about stuff kids don't learn in school anymore.
Show notes are available at http://rta.space/29.
Today, Corban and Sofia fanfaronade about their trip and tell you a few jokes. Also, Corban tells you about the upcoming PBS Family Night movies and Sofia finds out that magnets DO work under water.
Show notes are available at rta.space/28.
It's time for some more outtakes! In the second episode of "These Never Made It", Corban and Sofia tell a story about 90's kids, talk about getting free Frostys for a year at Wendy's, audition for the Word Girl reboot and more!
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It's Easter! Today, Corban and Sofia discuss the Easter bunny, things they always wanted when they were younger but now don't, learn what a furphy is and more!
Show notes are available at rta.space/27.
This April Fools, Corban and Sofia talk about pranks they've done and maybe some you can do too! They also tell plenty of jokes and learn what the words "Pluvial" and "Convalesce" mean.
Show notes are available at http://rta.space/26
Today, Sofia's on vacation so Corban goes solo and plays you some outtakes from recent episodes of Rocket to Anywhere.
Links to the episodes mentioned are available at http://rta.space/tnmi.
Sofia has a mind reading trick for you as Corban finds out if police cars have horns. They both talk about weird things they know how to do and find out what fress means. All this and more in this episode of Rocket to Anywhere.
Show notes are at http://rta.space/25.
Today on Rocket to Anywhere, Corban and Sofia talk about things they've broken, getting lost in grocery stores, learn what being a truepenny means and more.
Show notes are available at http://rta.space/24.
This week, Corban and Sofia give you tips for going to Valentine's Day parties, their third Why Why Oh Why and tell plenty of jokes. Also, Corban gives you a serious Public Service Announcement and tells you about Fall Off the Wagon Day.
Show notes are available at http://rta.space/23.
This week, Corban and Sofia give you some things to do on a three-day weekend, New Years Resolution ideas and when to start them if you haven't already and Corban tells you some tips for shopping at IKEA.
Show notes and links are available at http://rta.space/22.
This week, holiday sleepiness is upon Corban and Sofia as they discuss moving from writing 6 to writing 7, the best way to put Christmas lights away, how to choose what is and isn't trash and more!
Show notes and links are available at http://rta.space/21.
On this very special Christmas episode of Rocket to Anywhere, we'll give you some homemade gift ideas, things you can do with snow and Corban will tell you some of Sofia's typical shopping stories. We'll also give you tips for building ginger bread houses and decorating your home. All this and more in this Christmas episode.
Show notes and links are available at http://rta.space/20.
This week, Corban lost is voice so Sofia hosts the show and tells us some jokes, riddles, a story, and discusses how we act when we text.
Show notes and links are at http://rta.space/19
In this Thanksgiving special we give you things to talk about around the dinner table, TV shows and movies to watch and really just discus food. All this, tons of jokes and more in this hour long episode!
Show notes and links are available at http://rta.space/18
This week, story time with Sofia returns! Also, we finally find out where sewage goes, learn about the only time when procrastination is acceptable and discuss if it's right to tell people things in public. If you skipped to the last sentence of this description, you must have logophobia.
Show notes and links are at: http://rta.space/17
This week, Corban and Sofia discuss Halloween, tell some million dollar ideas, explain why we have war, why birds sing in the morning, and why Whataburger is the safest place to go during a tornado. Corban also tells a Nickelback joke and gives a slight mention to Canada. By the way, everything they say is definitely NOT scientifically correct.
SHOW NOTES:
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Links:
Dave 2D | YouTube
Sofia’s Post “Nobody Liked” | Instagram
Mark Twain | Wikipedia
Pseudonym | Wikipedia
Harum-scarum | Dictionary.com
Fort-Night | Dictionary.com
Disruption | Relay FM
Sofia’s GoFundMe
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Music By:
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This week, we wibble a lot and get political, we also try to discuss friends, tell some nerdy jokes, play a game, and do all of this before Corban eats breakfast. (Listen to the show to get the joke…)
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SHOW NOTES:
Last Week’s Episode | Rocket to Anywhere
The Lorax Movie | Wikipedia
Hurricane Matthew | The Weather Channel
Wibble - Word of the Day | dictionary.com
Ask Me Another Episode Mentioned | NPR
The Artie Method - Father Knows Best | YouTube
Kevin McCreary | Twitter
FOLLOW US:
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Show Twitter
Corban
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CREDITS:
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This week, mainly Corban (because Sofia was on Instagram the whole time) talks about those Tyler’s t-shirts you see everywhere, incorrect facts he was taught in public school, things he wishes others would do, if flowers live and the newest edition to the 100 Acre Woods.
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Links:
Tylers - Racquet & Jog
Last Week’s Episode | Rocket to Anywhere
Academy - Sports + Outdoors
The Trend Forecast - 99% Invisible
Sofia’s Instagram Account
Underground Resturants In Dallas | Dallas News
State Fair Of TX
Yolo Meme
Flavescent | Dictionary.com
New Winnie the Pooh Character
Follow Us:
- @CorbanGarcia
- @extra_sofia
- @rtashow
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This week, Corban and Sofia discuss why they say sorry so much, (sorry) explain why Harold and the Purple Crayon is a horror film, add a new segment, and tell a few jokes.
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SHOW NOTES:
Peppa Pig | Wikipedia
Rocket to Anywhere Episode 3
Rocket to Anywhere Episode 12
Serial Theme Song | YouTube
Steve from Blues Clues
Tylers T-Shirts
Magic School Bus (Theme Song) | YouTube
Rocket to Anywhere Episode #11
Phalanx (Word of the Day) | Dictionary
Allusionist Podcast Episode About "Sorry "
Harold and the Purple Crayon | Wikipedia
Rocket to Anywhere on YouTube
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FOLLOW US:
Corban: @CorbanGarcia
Sofia: @extrasofia
The Show: @rtashow
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Music by Podington Bear
This week, Corban and Sofia discuss whether or not people should stick around for the credits in movies, why kids these days like Snapchat so much, elevator door close buttons and the weekly heart attack returns!
SHOW NOTES:
Corban’s Video That Has His Face In It
Our Website
What is Excusez-moi?
Word of the Day
FOLLOW US:
Show Twitter: @rtashow
Corban: @CorbanGarcia
Sofia: @extrasofia
MUSIC BY: Podington Bear
This week Corban and Sofia discuss their favorite old time TV shows, figure out ways to stay awake, give a lot of follow up from episodes 9 and 10 and probably insult at least 10 or so parents though their "Kiddo comment".
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SHOW NOTES & LINKS:
Blimey Cow's News Video | YouTube
The Twilight of Magic | Amazon
Surprisingly Awesome | Gimlet
Surprisingly Awesome Flossing Episode (Part 1)
Surprisingly Awesome Flossing Episode (Part 2)
Lief | Miriam Webster
Leave it to Beaver | Wikipedia
Good Mythical Morning | YouTube
Julian Smith - Awkward Moments | YouTube
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Music by: bensound.com
This week, Corban and Sofia discuss the ever popular topic Pokémon GO, give a few groan-able jokes, talk about why parents dislike Caillou and figure out what their favorite books are.
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SHOW NOTES:
Ryan Matlock's News Video | YouTube
Lowly Worm - The Busy World of Richard Scary | Wikipedia
Lard | Merriam-Webster
Megillah | Merriam-Webster
Caillou | Wikipedia
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Music by Bensound.com
This week, we learn how to fight with bears, discuss what's wrong with kids TV shows and lead in to our discussion on the transition from Mr. Rogers's neighborhood to Danial Tiger's neighborhood. (Also Tweedledee and Tweedledum make a reappearance.)
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SHOW NOTES:
Avocados | Wikipedia
Surprisingly Awesome | iTunes
Surprisingly Awesome Pigeon Episode | iTunes
Mac n' Cheetos | Burger King
Odd Squad | Wikipedia
Children Have Better Emotional Skills if They Watch Daniel Tiger
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MUSIC BY:
Bensound
This week, we discuss fashion trends, the recent Tesla car crash and why Corban hates the news. (Specifically CNN)
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SHOW NOTES & LINKS
Quartz
/r/dadjokes | Reddit
The Incomparable Game Show | The Incomparable
Towser | dictionary.com
The Tigger Movie | IMDB
Between the Lions | IMDB
Talking Tesla | Foolyboo
Rocket to Anywhere | Twitter
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MUSIC BY:
bensound.com
This week, we discuss Dora the Explorer, a quick reference to a universal basic income. Not much else.
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SHOW NOTES:
Kazan | Wikipedia Sanford and Son Episode | YouTube ~ MUSIC BY: bensound.com
This week, we are very sleepy and Sofia is expired. We discuss life before the internet, Corban’s missing trophies, and a slight mention of cottage cheese and rice.
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Links & Show Notes:
Forthwith | dictionary.com
Outtake #1 | iTunes
Rocket to Anywhere | YouTube
Corban Tech | YouTube
the tech minute | iTunes
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Twitter:
@CorbanGarcia
@extrasofia
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Music by bensound.com
SHOW NOTES:
Upgrade | relay.fm
Corban's Picture of the Lamb | Instagram
Sub bituminous |dictionary.com
Big Garage Theme Song | YouTube
Do YOU Haver Humor Illness? | YouTube
Blimey Cow | YouTube
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Follow Us @CorbanGarcia & @extrasofia
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Music by bensound.com
SHOW NOTES:
How Many Fire Fighters Does It Take to Separate a Child From a Bicycle?
Freakanomics Radio - Is the World Ready for a Guaranteed Basic Income?
Corban’s Type of Computer Stand
AWANA
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Music: Moose by Bensound
SHOW NOTES:
Sofia Goes Shopping | YouTube Verbigeration | Dictionary Get on the Bandwagon to Our YouTube Channel | YouTube
Corban Tech | YouTube
The Tech Minute | iTunes ~ Did I Miss Anything in the Show Notes? Let Me Know: Email Corban ~ Twitter:
- @corbangarcia
- @extrasofia
- @rtashow
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Music: Moose by Bensound
SHOW NOTES:
Who Are John and Jane Doe? | The Tech Minute
Good Mythical Morning Episode Featuring Ferrets | YouTube
Creepy Honey Bunches of Oats Box
Enjoy Your Stay at Japans Robot Hotel | Quartz
Why We Cover Our Mic With a Sock | YouTube
Joke of The Week
Rocket to Anywhere YouTube Channel | YouTube
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Twitter:
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Music: Moose by Bensound
In the first episode of Rocket to Anywhere: Corban explains why sports kill you, Sofia incriminates herself, and they both discuss the Girl/Boy Scouts.
Show notes are available at rta.space/1.
A podcast where brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia learn new things about the world, play games, tell stories, jokes, riddles, and bring a new topic every episode.