Two Goddamn Gentlemen: Recent Episodes
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This week, the guys retire last elections decrepits - Did either end on top or bottom? Then, two truly indeniable gentlemen in richman Jeffrey Epstein and all-time men of history Mount Rushmore shoo-in Christopher Columbus.
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Last week's results:
Joseph Kallinger- NOT a Gentleman (-9)
Dennis Rodman- TOTALLY a Gentleman (+6)
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This week, the guys retire two dead serial killers. Were they gentlemen? They also bring in two new gentlemen who, wouldn't you know it, one married theirself and one allegedly killed people.
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Last week's results:
Lenny Dykstra - NOT a gentleman -3
Shane Dawson - NOT a gentleman -8
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This week, the guys retire two corpses; well, a dead guy and a politician. Then, they nominate Lenny Dykstra - all-natural, cool-headed athlete, and Shane Dawson - a blackface-wearing hack.
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Last week's results:
Chris Benoit - NOT a gentleman (-8)
Jeffree Star - NOT a gentleman (-14)
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This week the guys try to flush that one real stingy shit that will not just go down - that is, they retire Tommy Tooter and John Bodkin Adams before nominating Canadian national treasure, Chris Benoit and American Heart Throb (like how heart cancer probably throbs), Jeffree Star!
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Last week's results:
Ivan the Terrible- NOT a gentleman! (-2)
Patrick Michael- TOTALLY a gentleman! (+23)
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This week, the guys shake off the necrophilia and polyamory to bring you two more fantastic gentlemen while also retiring DarkSydePhil and Ultimate Gentleman, Mel Gibson. The nominees are Ivan the Terrible and Patrick Michael - who's just plain terrible.
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Last week's results:
Carl Tanzler - TOTALLY a gentleman! (+1)
Joseph Smith - NOT a gentleman (-10)
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This week, the guys retire two men in the business of killing people, break down a meme from King Cringe Lord Lucas Werner. Then, they nominate two men that need to work on their unhealthy love lives - Carl Tanzler and Joseph Smith Jr.
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Last week's results:
Qin Shi Huang- NOT a gentleman (-1)
Mike Tyson- TOTALLY a gentleman (+8)
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This week, the guys are coming off a spicy ladies show bonus recording and have a couple new gents: Qin Shi Huang - First Emperor of China and truly an insane tyrant, and Mike Tyson - Just truly insane. Watch your butthole around Iron Mike.
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Last week's results:
Gavin Newsom - NOT a Gentleman (-8)
Vermin Supreme - TOTALLY a gentleman (+18)
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This week the guys retire a King and a peasant - King Henry XIII and Maddox. Getting the political nominations this week are two men on opposite sides of the isle...of reality - Gavin Newsom and Vermin Supreme.
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Last week's results:
Titus Oates- A nothing person (0)
Mike Lindell- TOTALLY a gentleman (+11)
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This week the guys retire failed MLB owner yet accomplished gentleman, Jeff Wilpon (+4) and litigious, nightmare-fuel-faced Russell Greer (-103).
New nominees tonight include Titus Oates- a man whose lies condemned 15+ people to death and Mike Lindell- a man whose lies are nonsensical ravin....I mean, dangerous terrorist threats.
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Last week's results:
Jordan B. Peterson- TOTALLY a gentleman (+7)
Opie- NOT a gentleman (-16)
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This week, the guys are back for "Season 2" to try to follow Episode 50. They found a guy more deaf to his audience than Jesus and a guy even smarter than Hitler - Gregg "Opie" Hughes and Jordan B. Peterson.
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Last week's results:
Jesus the Christ - TOTALLY a fucking gentleman. What did you expect?
Literally Hitler - NOT a gentleman. What SHOULDN'T you have expected?
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It's finally big episode 50 and we have a treat for you - the Ultimate Miscreant and Ultimate Gentleman on one episode! Jesus Christ and Adolf Hitler. Why was one so egotistical and maniacal? Why did one love German Shepards? We'll find out!
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Last week's results:
Mark Zuckerberg- NOT a gentleman (-13)
Andrew Jackson- TOTALLY a gentleman (+4)
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This week the guys bring some heavy hitters amongst gentlemen: autistic billionaire nerd alien - Mark Zuckerberg and mass murderer...I mean, war hero - Andrew Jackson.
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Last week's results:
Elon Musk- NOT a gentleman (-3)
But have Cassidy- TOTALLY a gentleman (+6)
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This week, the guys bring in two undeniably gentlemanly gents in draft dodger - Elon Musk, and draft horse thief - Butch Cassidy.
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Last week's results:
Son of Sam- NOT a gentleman (-10)
Chris Chan- TOTALLY a gentleman (+21)
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This week, the guys get psychological with a couple more undeniable gentlemen: Son of Sam - the brazen walk-up-and-shoot serial killer from 1970's NYC and Chris Chan - King of the unwell.
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Last week's results:
Gary Busey - TOTALLY a Gentleman (+11)
Conor McGregor - TOTALLY a Gentleman (+12)
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This week the guys bring in another couple of undeniable gentlemen: Gary Busey - gigantic brain-dead clown and Conor McGregor - midget brain-dead clown.
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Last week's results:
Lance Armstrong- NOT a gentleman (-9)
Kim Jong-Il- TOTALLY a gentleman (+5)
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This week the guys sack up and bring in a couple of naturally athletic gods in Lance Armstrong and Kim Jong-Il. With an earth-shattering update from Jonathan Yaniv and the full gentleman rankings, these champions are reery something erse.
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Last week's results:
Lot - TOTALLY a gentleman (+7)
Bill Cosby - TOTALLY a gentleman (+11)
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This week the guys get as topical and nontopical as you can possibly get with this week's gentlemen: Bill Cosby and Lot. Yeah, like 2000 BC from the Bible Lot. You're welcome.
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Last week's results:
Todd Kincannon - NOT a Gentleman -5
John McAfee - TOTALLY a Gentleman +14
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This week, the guys hang out to record a show too raunchy for the likes of YouTube. What heroes they are! But you get the audio version here so don't worry.
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Last week's results:
Randy Quaid- TOTALLY a gentleman (+9)
Cosmo Wright- TOTALLY a gentleman (+1)
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This week the guys get weird with arguably the strangest guy in Hollywood - Randy Quaid, and inarguably the strangest guy in Zelda speed running (a higher bar than Hollywood some) - Cosmo Wright.
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Last week's results:
Mark Hoffmann - NOT a gentleman (-9)
John Hinckley Jr. - TOTALLY a gentleman (+6)
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The guys go back to the 80s this week with Mark Hoffmann - a Mormon pipe bomb killer, and John Hinckley - a guy the insanity plea was invented for.
This meeting is now in session.
Last week's results:
King George IV- NOT a Gentleman (-3)
Joseph Stalin- NOT a Gentleman (-7)
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This week, the guys get historically gentlemanly with King George IV - flamboyant son of the man that lost America and Joseph Stalin - the...least flamboyant son of a bitch ever.
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Last week's results:
Jimmy the Greek: TOTALLY a gentleman (+4)
Jeffrey Dahmer: NOT a gentleman (-4)
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This week, the guys are back at it with two new nominees that you can bet are goddamn gentlemen: Jimmy the Greek - a potato-faced degenerate gambler, and Jeffrey Dahmer, a degenerate blackface collector.
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Last week's results:
John Daly - TOTALLY a gentleman (+8)
Timothy Dexter - TOTALLY a gentleman (+3)
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This week, the guys stumbled upon two truly great gentlemen. If you were to look up "idiot savant" in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of DC's gentleman, John Daly. And John Daly would be holding a picture of KC's gentleman, Timothy Dexter.
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Last week's results:
Roman Polanski - TOTALLY a gentleman (+4)
Josh Duggar - NOT a gentleman (-5)
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This week, the guys are going Hollywood - Religion style! And what's most pious than child molesting? Roman Polanski and Josh Duggar, everyone!
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Last week's results:
SnakeThing- NOT a Gentleman (-11)
Dog the Bounty Hunter- TOTALLY a Gentlemen (+9)
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The guys are back after being hounded to make yet another episode. The nominees are a bit rough with Levi "SnakeThing" Simmons - a pedophile zoosadist currently in prison, and Dog the Bounty Hunter - a half bleach/half leather person currently searching for his 9th wife, we think.
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Last week's results:
George Floyd- TOTALLY a gentleman +10
Harvey Weinstein- NOT a gentleman -3
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This week, the guys kneel on eggshells to bring in a Saint and a Sinner: George Floyd - how a child of MLK Jr. and Christ would turn out, and Harvey Weinstein - that rat-looking slob that's responsible for probably 85% of all couch stains - casting and otherwise.
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Last week's results:
Jeremy Kurck - NOT a Gentleman -3
Nick Bate - NOT a Gentleman -14
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This week, the guys bring in perhaps the most and least pitiful people on the planet: Jeremy Burck - a, wouldn't you know it, Florida man who thinks he's a cop and Nick Bate - just the most filthy, disgusting degenerate ever.
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Last week's results:
O.J. Simpson - TOTALLY a gentleman +9
Ben Shapiro - Totally a Gentleman +6
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This week the guys go away from last week's format of Black guy, Jewish guy and nominate O.J. Simpson and Ben Shapiro.
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Last week's results:
Jesse Lee Peterson - TOTALLY a gentleman! +7
Bernie Madoff - NOT a gentleman. -1
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This week, the guys hit wall street and the regular streets for their Gentlemen: Jesse Lee Peterson - Real life Clayton Bigsby who can see, and Bernie Madoff - the man caught trying to be a bank on his own.
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Last week's results:
Ned Low - TOTALLY a gentleman +3
Rasputin - TOTALLY a gentleman +5
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This week, the guys are back with two more undeniably gentlemanly dudes: Edward "Ned" Low - a theif, alcoholic and pink boat enthusiast, and Grigori Rasputin - a dirty stinky lush who rules Russia with an iron dick.
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Last week's results:
Oliver Cromwell - TOTALLY a gentleman! +1
Michael is Watching You - NOT a gentleman! -4
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The guys are back this week with another crazy combo: Anonymous Twitter clown Michael is Watching You, 2021 and infamous Oliver Cromwell - a man so hated, his rivals had him executed years after he had died.
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Last week's results:
Caligula- NOT a gentleman -8
Michael Richards- NOT a gentleman -5
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This week, the guys try to recover from Episode 28's terrible ending with two more undeniable gentlemen: Caligula - the softest emperor of Rome they called him, and Michael Richards - one of the committee of Gentlemen KC brought in.
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Last week's results:
Dr. Seuss- TOTALLY a gentleman +11
Todd Daugherty- NOT a gentleman -7
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This week, the guys are back with two more beyond-a-doubt gentlemen: beloved racist - Dr Suess and universally hated pedophile - Todd Daugherty.
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Last week's results:
Dan Bilzerian- TOTALLY a gentleman +4
Ted Kennedy- NOT a gentleman -5
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This week, the guys bring in two undeniably gentlemanly dudes: Dan Bilzerian - a true Armenian and Ted Kennedy - totally caused the death of a chick, recklessly.
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Last week's results:
Ricky Berwick- TOTALLY a gentleman +12
Rush Limbaugh- TOTALLY a gentleman +3
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This week the guys nominate a dead guy and someone whom the dead guy probably should have outlived: Rush Limbaugh recently deceased controversial radio talk show host and Ricky Berwick, a soon to be deceased controversial handicapped man.
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Last week's results:
Al Capone- TOTALLY a gentleman +9
JJ Stallin'- NOT a gentleman -7
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This week's gentlemen are polar opposite ends of the popularity spectrum. Infamous Al Capone and (for now) anonymous JJ Stallin'.
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Last week's results:
Milo Yiannopoulos- TOTALLY a gentleman +12
Jeremy Dewitte- NOT a gentleman -11
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This week the guys bring in two very controversial figures: Milo Yiannopoulos - infamous Jewish Nazi, and Jeremy Dewitte - a delusional Florida man with a cop fetish.
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Last week's results:
Steven Crowder- TOTALLY a gentleman +5
Ricegum - NOT a gentleman -2
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The guys are back with two more YouTube gentlemen: Steven Crowder - a Canadian-American right wing nazi "bad guy" and Ricegum - a true disappointment to his ancestors.
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Last week's results:
Daddy05- NOT a gentleman (-15)
Don Vito- TOTALLY a gentleman (+8)
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This week, the guys are switching roles as loveable-gent bringer and piece-of-shit bringer with Daddy05 - a child abuser, and Don Vito - also...a child abuser...but charming?
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Last week's results;
Logan Paul- NOT a gentleman (-7)
Andy Kaufman- TOTALLY a gentleman (+6)
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This week the guys keep 2021 going strong with two equally gentlemanly dudes: Logan Paul - Japanese ghost hunter, and Andy Kaufman - a fuckin space cadet that debunked supernatural healing.
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Last week's results:
William Buckland - Totally a gentleman! +3
Boogie2988 - NOT a gentleman! -6
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This week, the guys bring in a 1-2 knockout combo in William Buckland - weird animal meat connoisseur and Boogie 2988 - a fat fuck internet "celeb" that kinda shot up a school.
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Last week's results:
Victor Lustig - TOTALLY a gentleman (+6)
David Merrill Gill - TOTALLY a gentleman (+4)
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The guys are back with two more unbelievably gentlemanly gents. Victor Lustig: Mr. Steal Yo' Girl and Yo' Wallet, and David Merrill Gill: Mr. Jesus sing-along.
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Last week's results:
Hampton Brandon- NOT a gentleman (-3)
Jake Paul- NOT a gentleman (-6)
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This week, the guys are ready with two more true gentlemen: Hampton Brandon, a confrontational YouTuber looking for fights and Jake Paul...a...confrontational YouTuber...looking for fights...shit.
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Last week's results:
Sam Pepper- NOT a gentleman (-6)
Harry Vox- TOTALLY a gentleman (+4)
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This week, the guys do what they do best: identify two more gentlemen - Sam Pepper, cringe lord YouTuber and Harry Vox, edge lord schizophrenic man.
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Last week's results:
Lucas Werner - NOT a gentleman (-7)
Onision - NOT a gentleman (-7)
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This week, the guys try their best to cringe the shit out of every listener with two truly gentlemanly gents: Lucas Werner, Oregonian liberal incel and Onision, another YouTube molester.
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Last week's results:
Rick Majerus - TOTALLY a gentleman (+5)
John duPont - NOT a gentleman (-3)
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The guys are back at it this week with two more undeniably gentlemanly gents: Rick Majerus, a college baskeball coach that makes Bobby Knight blush, and John du Pont, a trust fund baby that makes Olympic gold medalists bleed.
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Last week's results:
The Mongols - TOTALLY gentlemen (+4)
The Pilgrims - NOT gentlemen (-2)
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This week, the guys ditch the individual and go full on communists - bringing in The Mongol horde and Pilgrims. Both, equally gentlemanly.
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Last week's results:
Grant MacDonald - NOT a gentleman. (-4)
Bret Stephens - TOTALLY a gentleman. (+2)
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This week the guys take their nomination cues from the patrons. Apparent homophobe - Grant McDonald and virulent race warmonger - Bret Stephens.
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Last week's results:
Dennis Kozlowski - NOT a gentleman (-2)
Jace Connors - NOT a gentleman (-6)
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This week, the guys bring in a couple winners: Dennis Kozkowski, embezzling tool bag salesman and Jace Connors, a plain ole' tool bag.
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Last week's results:
Brigham Young - TOTALLY a gentleman! (+9)
JayStation - NOT a gentleman! (-11)
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The guys are taking a break from counting fake ballots to bring you two more undeniable gentlemen: Brigham Young, the polygamist Prophet of Adam himself and JayStation, a man who has never and would never tell a lie or set up a fake scenario of any kind, GUYS!
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Last Week's Results:
Donald Trump - The NEW Ultimate Gentleman (+16)
Joe Biden - NOT a gentleman (-9)
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It's election night around here and DC and KC are bringing in Joe Biden and Donald Trump respectively. If all goes well, the guys will have convinced everyone listening to not vote at all.
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Last week's results:
H.H. Holmes - TOTALLY a gentleman (+7)
Andrei Chikatilo - NOT a gentleman (-11)
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This week the guys honor Halloween with two murderous Gentlemen: H.H. Holmes - the Concierge of Terror and Andrei Chikatilo - the Jizzer of Pants.
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Last week's results:
John Edwards - NOT a Gentleman! (-10)
John Bulla - Not a Gentleman! (-5)
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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen.
This week, KC and DC bring in a "Tale of Two Johns" - Patroness of Latter Day Saints In John Edwards, a mid-life Dennis the Menace doppelganger who lies about lying about cheating and John Bulla, a disturbed ex-Mormon schizophrenic prophet from Florida so pick up your pants with your finest carabiners and hold your dying wife's hand with the same one that you just banged your mistress with...
This meeting is in session.
Last week's results:
John Bodkin Adams - Totally a Gentleman! (+5)
Tommy Tooter - NOT a Gentleman! (-11)
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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!
This week DC and KC bring you DarkSydePhil; a bankrupt manchild video game streamer and Mel Gibson; who REALLY likes BJ's. Like, you believe how much.
Last week's results:
Martin Shkreli - NOT a gentleman (-4)
Porter Rockwell - TOTALLY a Gentleman!!! (+9)
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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!
This week DC and KC bring you DarkSydePhil; a bankrupt manchild video game streamer and Mel Gibson; who REALLY likes BJ's. Like, you believe how much.
Last week's results:
Martin Shkreli - NOT a gentleman (-4)
Porter Rockwell - TOTALLY a Gentleman!!! (+9)
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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!
This week, KC and DC try to recover from bonus episode #1 they recorded the night before, which you can see now at patreon.com/twogoddamngentlemen by bringing in two truly gentlemanly men: Martin Shkreli and Porter Rockwell. Never raise drug prices that didn't need raising.
Last week's results:
Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv - NOT a Gentleman (-13)
Jerry Falwell Jr. - Not a Gentleman (-10)
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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!
This week, KC and DC nominate two more undeniably gentlemanly men; one is a delusional sexual predator who denies his manhood and the other is Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv. Grab hold of the handrail and tuck in your tampon strings boys and preteen girls...
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Last week's results:
King Henry VIII - Gentleman! (+12)
Maddox - NOT a Gentleman (-35)
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This week's episode showcases many gentlemen but only two Goddamn Gentlemen:
Henry VIII
and
Maddox
Sit back and enjoy while KC and DC delve into the wonders of these men's gentlemanly natures.
The meeting is in session.
Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!
Week 1 results are in: Kevin and Dan are.... Goddamn Gentlemen!
This week's gentlemen: Jeff "Eric" Wilpon and Russell "Stalk Master" Greer
Have a seat and take notes.
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Welcome to Two Goddamn Gentlemen.
Follow along with Gentlemen DC and KC as they break down the do's and don't's of all things "gentlemanly." Everyone and everything is fair game and to prove it, the hosts put their own gentleman statuses on the block.
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