I invite my guest to imagine sending their worst enemy to a desert island, accompanied only by the worst records ever made and a totally useless item.
BBC tech reporter Zoe Kleinman exiles the Mansplainer with the music of Toto, Bruno Mars and The Crazy Frog...
Data and privacy ethics expert Renate Samson takes her revenge on people who sniff on public transport, banishing them to Earworm Island with the music of Coldplay, Rod Stewart and Procol Harum
Journalist and author Andrew Smith puts Michael Gove in the Outer Hebrides, with the music of James Blunt, AC/DC and William Shatner
Crypto currency trader Glen Goodman banishes Robbie Williams with records by Take That (of course), Westlife (natch) and Rebecca Black (who?)
Comedian Bennett Arron sends Piers Morgan to exile with The Pogues, The Black Eyed Peas and a whole stack of books on feminism…