The Twitch and MJ Podcast Podcast

A 66 year old woman's address is being given to men who have used an ESCORT service... And they keep showing up at her door. Her reaction is PRICELESS!

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Where is you GO-TO for hooking up with people? Bars are out, Home Depot is IN?

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Somebody have Monkey Boy the BEST NICKNAME today... Then, the gang talks about INSTANT turn offs!

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A new AI app will let you chat with DEAD historical figures... Is this a GOOD IDEA?

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While talking about the senate hearings on ticketmaster, and the general ELDERLY-ness of the people involve, Twitch used a phrase that makes NO SENSE!!!

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After talking about how some requirements to be a lifeguard have been "re-evaluated" the gang got into a beat of session of Monkey Boy and the names his dad "Might" have called him...

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Have you noticed the new WINDOW Boots on cars in Lex?

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The company that sell M&Ms is have to CANCEL their "Spokes-Candies" after too much CONTROVERSY? REALLY???

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A Minnesota community is being TERRORIZED by a wild turkey, that , evidently bummed a ride to Chipotle? (Yes really...)

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MJ was VERY mean to Twitch when he suggested she have a séance today... But, is she right?

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People are spending money on books to fill with info in case they go missing? Is this a thing that is necessary?

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MJ has BIG DUMB Fingernails... Who wants to buy them?

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Pink Floyd is celebrating the 50th anniversary of Dark Side Of The Moon... and SOME people have a problem with it... Listen to hear why!

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Earl told MJ that he saw a loose MINI horse on the Northside this weekend...? Twitch and Monkey have theories...

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A dad is going viral for his response to his family's group text thread, and Twitch has never related to anybody more!

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Someone Texted Twitch and MJ a WHOLE BUNCH of memes of the horney TN cop... And it helped create a new segment!

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Yes, MJ bought a drone... no, Twitch WILL NOT let her take maternity phots with it...?(Yes, really, that's what she wants to do...)

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Yes, there is a LOT going on in this segment, but it's worth it. But, we do have a new HERO who needs to be celebrated!

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Two Tik Tokkers recently got STUCK IN DOG CRATES making a video... Serves them right?

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Monkey has made a KILLING selling FOOT MASSAGERS all over the office. This is weird, right?

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While talking about how HIGH egg prices are, Twitch, MJ, and Monkey reminisced about how they had to do the "Egg Baby" experiment in High School... Then, things got weird.

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MJ bought a sandwich in Dec. of last year, and WAIT till you hear how long it is SUPPOSED to last! Plus an ALMOST 7-10, and a warning to bad drivers.

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After talking about more/odd news regarding the horny cop in TN (You know the story), MJ revealed that she bought a DRONE, and Twitch thinks this will end BADLY!

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A listener alerted Twitch and MJ to an ODD law, can it be true?

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Twitch had an "interesting" upbringing, as did a lot of our audience... Enjoy!

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A man wins the PETTY award today for keeping someone's car hostage for an entire weekend because they parked in his driveway!

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Wow, some of y'all really know how to hold a grudge!

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A guy was denied a plastic bag at a store... And evidentially it ticked him off, because 2 MONTHS later he drove through their front door! What grudge have you held on to?

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Cops had to show up to a deal with a situation of a TODDLER walking around with a HAND GUN in Indiana! I am NOT shocked.

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After telling MJ's GHOST story that involved Earl's robe... Monkey Boy was VERY shocked that someone wore a robe around the house. Evidentially, Monkey boy LIVES in his work clothes?

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Was there a GHOSTLY encounter at MJ's house this weekend? Earl thinks so!

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A waffle house has posted a sign saying THEY WILL NOT cook the hacks you see on Tik Tok. They are NOT messing around.

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The story about the TN cop is getting out of control. If you don't know what this is all about, listen here.

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MJ wants the station to buy her a DRONE so she can quote "film music videos or do maternity photo..."

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A listener texted in after hearing his neighbors arguing... and things on WEIRD!

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Think you're having a BAD day? Not nearly as bad as this Amazon driver who found himself in a STINKY situation...

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A court overturned an earlier verdict awarding a woman over $5 MILLION because she caught an STD in a car and sued GEICO!

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MJ heard a song, and INSISTED Twitch do it for RMT... Well, it was AMAZING!

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A teen was playing an online video game, when he butt dialed 911. They overheard him "Confessing" to MURDER! HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING!

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A LOT of people are having anxiety because of the date.. .Are you?

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This whole thing started because Twitch saw a commercial that used the phrase PENILE FRACTURES... WHY?

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While taking about the story of a school custodian who accidentally shot himself at work, one show member made a startling revaluation...

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A BIZZARE Crime is taking place in England, where someone is SHAVING RANDOM CATS!

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Somebody has be putting up VERY OFFENSIVE cardboard signs around town, and Twitch has a theory...

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Twitch saw a story about police in Denver no longer being allowed to carry nunchucks on duty... but that means they WERE allowed???

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Turns out, a LOT of people have brushed their teeth with stuff that was NOT tooth paste!

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There was a coyote sighting in Twitch's neighborhood, and Twitch declared it to be BEAUTIFUL! Then, MJ tells you all about a new Pam Anderson doc, and a celeb who might think she is a different race????

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After talking about police carrying SCYTHES and NUNCHUCKS (previous segment), Twitch brought up a story that involved a GRIZZLY discovery... Then, things get weird.

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So, there were some "Issues" this morning when the show started.. But, Twitch and MJ handled it like the PROFESSIONALS they are!

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Twitch and MJ Tell Monkey Boy the story of the latest true crime obsession... And then MJ is MEAN to Twitch

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Twitch saw a meme that he thought would be AMAZING if put into practice, but MJ had to be a wet blanket!

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Ozzy has a new show, Johnny Depp's lawyer is on TV, and Dr. Dre vs. MTG?

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Twitch saw a product on Walmart's website that left him a little confused...

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A murder suspect might have done himself in with a REALLY DUMB Google search...

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Monkey Boy has a MAJOR addiction to on-line auctions... And, this weekend, he went a little too far!

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Sometimes Boomers have HARD opinions on things... But, are they WRONG? No, not always!

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In a first, an AI lawyer will defend someone in a legal case... This can't end badly....

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MJ bought a 2 headed taxidermy turtle this weekend. Seems like a good idea?

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A Choco Taco is up for sale on ebay for $25k!!! What food do you miss?

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While talking about things we'd like to bring back, Twitch mentioned Kenny Roger's Roasters, and things got WEIRD! Then they played Florida or Not

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100 years ago, a group of scientists and professors made predictions for what they thought life would be like in 100 years.. Were they right?

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Now that MJ has BOUGHT part of a dead person online (check yesterdays show), Twitch's son was VERY worried for her future.

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Turns out, a LOT of people think MJ's purchase of a stranger's ashes is NOT WEIRD AT ALL...? Really?

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MJ bought someone's ASHES at an on line auction recently... WHY??????? This is WEIRD, right?

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Because she's MEAN, that's why!

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A woman is going viral for capturing video of a kids toy saying something it shouldn't... Is this OK?

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A new list shares how people injured their PENISES in 2022! Turns out, a LOT of Twitch and MJ's listeners have too!

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MJ had a WEIRD ad pop up on her FB feed... And it has to do with FEET. Plus, a LOT of people think they could land a plane or save a life with CPR because they saw it on TV?

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Updates on Jeremy Renner and Damar Hamlin, plus Leo's new lady and Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock's new tour.

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Now, according to a new law, if you wanna watch porn in LA, you have to USE YOUR ID to log on. That is NUTS!

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Monkey gave Twitch and MJ a WEIRD gift... Hear them react to it live.

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Based on the story of the lying congressman, what WHOPPER have you told. Boy, Did Twitch and MJ get some GOOOOOD ones!

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A newly elected congressman is has been caught telling a LOT of lies... Twitch is IMPRESSED!

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Updates on Damar Hamlin, and how will the Foo Fighters move on without Taylor Hawkins. Plus, Bill Cosby has a HORRIBLE idea!

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A man just lost his LIFE SAVINGS because he decided to keep it in a WEIRD place... Maybe, use a bank next time?

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MJ got a new pair of sneakers, and Twitch is trying to get her to sell them online to FOOT FANS! Listen to how much she could get!

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Over the Xmas break, MJ, much like a naughty step mom, got stuck in something... Listen to find out what!

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MJ left her lunch in the studio over the XMas break... And BOY was it BAD when she opened it!

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Twitch and Mj are back today!!! Why did they come back a day early? They were afraid you'd find someone you like better!

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A group of scientists have created and ARTIFIAL WOMB that they say can create designer babies!!! This (Probably) will not end well...

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Russia has a new plan to win the war... They are sending MUSICIANS to the front lines! I am sure this will end well...

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While talking about OLD PSAs that used to run when we were kids, Twitch brought up the ones where kids would get stuck in refrigerators... Why did we think that would happen???

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A new show about MILFS is gonna be on TV. You had me at MILFS.

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While being made fun of, Twitch did something that GROSSED MJ out... But, was it that bad?

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A new invention in Japan might let people watch their dreams like a movie! This (eventually) led to Twitch and Mj answering audience questions about the opposite sex. Just listen, it'll make sense.

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Twitch's new mustache is bringing in some heat. Why y'all gotta hate?

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MJ found a Reddit thread for meth users are are also CONSERVATIVE... And Yes, there is a LIBERAL one as well... I'm done.

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A woman is going viral for calling out a NON TIPPER. Was she right to do that?

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Twitch noticed there was not a lot going on today in traffic, and MJ had to repeat herself a lot, so, he stepped in to help. He is a good man.

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Yes, you read that right. Somehow, this leads to a Dirty Dancing discussion. We are sorry.

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Tw and MJ were talking about recent interactions they've had that highlight just how WEIRD they are when faced with actually human beings. Never underestimate how weird they are.

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Some of y'all need to find JESUS! Pornhub released their yearly search results, and some are, well, interesting. People be NASTY!

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Turns out, a LOT of people have CRAZY in-law drama! And their stories are AMAZING!

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A new study says that about 2/3s of MEN are interested in dyeing their pubic hair to look younger? WTF?

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There is a movement afoot to BAN Tik Tok? But why?

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Tears! Yes, Literal TEARS (Of Joy) Flowed during today's Fl or Not. Twitch was uncfortable..

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You get ONE bless you from Twitch if you sneeze. He doesn't care how many times you sneeze... You get ONE! What is your most petty hill?

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Turns out, a LOT of people have NO IDEA what a NUTCRACKER is for? It's RIGHT THERE in the name! What did you learn way too late?

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Twitch challenged Monkey and MJ to see who could name the most classic toys, by sound alone. Spoiler, MJ was AMAZING!

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Old Co-host Joe Deuce came back for visit! Go see him at Comedy Off Broadway on 12/15!!!

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Old Co-host Joe Deuce came back for visit! Go see him at Comedy Off Broadway on 12/15!!!

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We have a person here at the station who leaves TIME on the microwave... He's a MONSTER!!!!

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A new holiday themed DUMB NAME list is out, and a surprising amount of people have named their children EGGNOG!

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MJ is getting a promotion... And the power has GONE TO HER HEAD!!!!!

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A restaurant manager is going viral for his HARD stance against calling in sick. TONS of texts came in that make him seem correct.

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This segment goes off the rails fast... But enjoy.

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...And, hear why MJ did a SPIT TAKE!

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MJ got irrationally angry today after seeing a pic of a "Pee Stick" on Facebook. Click to hear her RANT!

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MJ woke up to find Earl... In Bed... With... His guitar. She has feelings about that. Twitch, has some thoughts as well...

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Thanks Tik Tok! Twitch learned something at the age of 45 that, it turns out, most people already knew?

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A woman was busy living MJ's DREAM. But, then got arrested.

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Twitch has a table up for sale in the Firefighters Auction happening this weekend. All the proceeds will be used to buy toys for kids! Plus there is a chili cookoff too! Then, MJ made things WEIRD for firefighters...

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A woman is ANGRY at TGI Friday's chips... And she is not taking it laying down.

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Twitch TRIED to talk MJ out of buying BAKLAVA in a online auction. Was he successful?

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NYC is looking for a RAT CZAR! And it pays a LOT of money! So, if you like killing, this could be your perfect job.

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Two viral videos of wild animals attacking kids... This is how it starts folks! The Animal uprising has begun!

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After talking about how weed no longer has seeds... Twitch and MJ began discussing what struggles kids today will NEVER have to deal with.

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MJ began sharing stories of when she drove and ice cream truck... Then, the gang learns some VERY unsettling things about the music ice cream trucks USED to play.... and why they stopped.

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Today, MORE news on Kanye, Kim K's EXTRAVAGENT Alarm clock, and everything else you NEED to know today!

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Kanye West made some Commentson the Alex Jones show, and well, it did not go well.

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Twitch was a HERO to Mj today before the show even began... And he paid the price.

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News on Metallica, Fleetwood Mac, and a celeb trial update.

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Twitch and MJ had a LENGTHY discussion about Hot Pockets, and a new AWESOME article of Hot Pockets clothing you can now buy... Mmmmm, Hot Pockets!

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After talking about the new trailer for Cocaine Bear (which looks AWESOME btw), Twitch and MJ took a few minutes to tell us how we all might die...

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An entire temple of MONKS were sent to rehab for METH! Yes, Monks on METH!

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A scary moment on a flight as somebody tried to open the door in MID AIR because, she says, Jesus told her to.

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MJ LOVES Murder, and this story is right up her alley. Yes, things get weird...

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A listener earned a 7-10 Randy this morning, and MJ almost choked! Twitch admitted he WOULD NOT Heimlich her, and here is why...

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During the open of today's show, Twitch made a startling admission that MJ BEAT HIM UP for...

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A husband is going viral for buying a 44 POUND wheel of cheese without talking to his wife. What decisions are you NO LONGER allowed to make?

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New METALLICA music AND a tour! Plus Cocaine Bear!

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Well, turns out, maybe these algorithms are not as good as we thought...

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During the open of today's show, Twitch had what he thought was a great idea. Turns out, not so much...

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Yep, MJ's OWN mom heckled her traffic. It was AMAZING! Oh yeah, and the "Taint Length" thing. Ya just gotta listen.

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We have some conclusion the the Monkey ID theft story... And why MJ is going to BURY her money from now on...

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In the middle of a conversation about what the proper house temp should be set at, Monkey found out his bank accounts were EMPTY! Awkward...

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Before the holiday, Twitch and MJ got stories from people who were expecting DRAMA for Turkey Day... Well, now its time to find out what happened!

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With Twitch working from home, and MJ running the board, she made the command decision for Twitch to do the Hollywood Minute. And he NAILED IT! A Bambi HORROR MOVIE you say? YES!

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Someone is suing Velveeta Shells and Cheese because they say the advertised time it takes to cook isn't accurate. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

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Twitch and MJ were talking about the is past RECORD SETTING Black Friday, and some of the deals you can get today.

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Yep, some people are NOT expecting a happy T-day. Here's why...

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What is Bud going to do with ALL the beer they can't sell at the World Cup? It's gonna get given to the winning country.

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Yep, even MORE people texted in to share what drama they expect at Thanksgiving. OMG!

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Why is TURKEY the prefered Thanksgiving meat? Twitch, MJ, and Monkey debate.

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Somehow, talking about black Friday, led to a discussion on CHILI? Yes, yes it did.

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Dolly hosting NYE, Bruce Lee's cause of death, and a reality show going to jail!

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Listen to this press conference from a Florida Sheriff. Wow, JUST WOW!

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SO MANY Stories on the text line. What do you KNOW is going to go down at your Thanksgiving dinner? Come for the turkey, stay for the KISSING COUSINS!

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After talking about AWFUL thanksgiving sides, one listener took it a little too far... and received a verbal beat down!

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Turns out, a lot of our listeners names have some ODD origins.

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People are just now starting to stop naming their kids after Elon Musk and Kanye West? What DUMB thing were you named after?

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News on a newly SINGLE Olivia Wilde, Indiana Jones 5, and Afro man!

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A video is going viral show a guy yelling at a dollar store... just remember, retail workers are WORKING their BUTTS off! Be kind!

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A survey listed the 5 biggest problems facing humanity. But, Twitch thinks these are a little over our heads. So, what problems CAN we fix? The gang has some thoughts.

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Xmas movie CONTROVERSY, as Candace Cameron has left Hallmark! But, Have no worries, QVC is now in the Christmas Move biz? (Yes, this is all real...)

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A group of animal rights people released 10,000 minks from a farm in OH. Most of which were IMMEDIEATLEY run over!

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A company is offering to remove people's Kanye tats for free... Who would got a Kanye tat in the first place? Twitch has some thoughts...

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Twitch told a story of an ODD thing he experienced in grade school... Is he the only one?

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The segment started with MJ showing Twitch what her elementary school looked like, and Twitch was AGHAST! Then, Twitch and MJ went down memory lane of what going to school in the 80's was like. It was a different world!

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After talking about the new Casey Anthony special on Peacock, Twitch surprise MJ with a new CHUCKY award, that touches MJ's heart in a special place!

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A man in Japan did something VERY ODD with a Jump Rope. WHY man, WHY?

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This might be the most EPIC segment of all time! In the middle of a conversation about Nickelback, Monkey did the UNTHINKABLE, and almost got PUNCHED by MJ! You GOTTA hear this!

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After trying MORE catch phrases, Twitch and MJ talk about the UK Double OT loss, and MJ tells the story of when she ran sports broadcasts, and how much OT's SUCKED!

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There is a new contest to name plows across the commonwealth this winter, and Twitch has an AMAZING idea!

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After discussing the new Medical wee developments in KY, Mj tries out her new traffic catch phrase... Which, did NOT work.

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The show began in an ODD way today. MJ discussed her firefighter fantasies, which, seem VERY DANGEROUS!

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A new survey said that 25% of delivery drivers have hooked up on their route... and according to the text line, they are RIGHT! Man, there are some HORNY people listening...

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A food delivery company is facing heat for allegedly using coconut milk from FORCE MONKEY LABOR?

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Monkey Boy woke up to an odd surprise... a bag full of TACOS on his door step? WTF is going on?

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Even MORE stories of hookin' up on the route!

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Jay Lenos catches fire, The more you know coming back to NBC, and Anne Heche's estate being sued

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After talking about a cat who tried to kill a man, Twitch went on an odd rant about hairless cats.

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Dana White is bring the POWER SLAP league to TBS next year? Do you wanna watch people clap the CRAP outta each other?

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While talking about not wearing seat belts, Twitch went on an epic rant against dumb people.. But, does he have a point?

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So much happened in this segment. While talking about people you dislike for no apparent reason, the text lines FLOODED! Turns out, everybody just hates everybody.

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A man got high on meth and bought an owl at a gas station? Yes.

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Alec Baldwin files his own lawsuit from the RUST shooting, The passing of Gallagher, and Jeff Bezos and Dolly!

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This might be the CREEPIEST thing ever. You can now by a man sized teddy bear cuddle buddy?

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While talking about a story involving Shake N' Bake, Twitch had an AMAZING idea!

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Lexington favorite food influencer comes on to tell us where to eat this weekend!

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A woman was stopped at an airport for having something ODD in her luggage. You just have to listen.

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A new study found that Yes, money DOES in fact make you happy. How much? $10k should do it.

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After mixing up a BUNCH of facts, MJ then SINGS in her Hollywood Minute. Oh, Yes!

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KFC in Germany has had to apologize after a sending out a promotion notification that maybe they shouldn't have.

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The internet is divided over whether it was ok to have a kids party at Hooters... Sounds pretty awesome to us!

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A woman attack another lady with a 10 POUND tube of beef at a wal mart!

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Now that MJ is down with Covid, she is spending her days watching UNGODLY amounts of MURDER shows!

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Is there an SNL Boycott over Chappelle? And Meta announces HUGE layoffs.

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Today, MJ will catch you up on a new Snoop Biopic, Kim K and "Poop Popcorn", and people with NASTY nails.

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More then all her OTHER faults... MJ is a HORRIBLE Face-timer! She uses her phone video like a 90 yr old grandma!!! Also, an 8 year old boy becomes our YOUNGEST C.H.U.C.K.Y. Award winner ever!

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MJ's mom texted her this weekend about running into one of MJ's fans... And her reaction was PRICELESS!

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Yes, THAT Casey Anthony! Will we finally get the TRUTH?

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Twitch was asked to elaborate on a story he started to tell that involved HENRY ROLLINS and a COBRA. And it's ALL TRUE!

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Today, Twitch HEROICALLY fills in while MJ plays catch up. We have serial killer news, Casey Anthony's new show, and what Elon plans to do with Twitter.

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Well, even the mighty MJ sometimes messes up! Today, she was a bit late after oversleeping. Earl had to wake her up... And I am sure he was TERRIEFIED! He is a good man!

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A man in Philadelphia became the HERO WE ALL NEEDED, as a crowd of people showed up to WATCH HIM EAT CHICKEN!

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Elon Musk pulling back, Virtual Ozzfest, and the latest on Aaron Carter. Also, Twitch kinda pissed off MJ.

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As of the release of this segment, the Powerball was STILL not updated... Meaning, no results are public.

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Dolly Parton OWNED the Rock HOF this weekend. How can ANYONE not like Dolly?

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A woman in Switzerland ran her self over 3 times... HOW THE HELL does that happen?

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A BUNCH of students will have to re-take the SATs after they BLEW OUT OF THE BACK of a mail truck. Oooops, our bad.

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A guy is spending a BUNCH of money to pull off the best prank. He made a 3000 POUND coffin, filled it with Flaming Hot Cheetos, and put up an archeological marker telling people not to open it for 10,000 years! can't wait to see the look on those faces!

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The death of Aarron Carter, the Rock Hall of Fame Induction, and Elon Musk insanity.

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President Biden is taking on his BIGGEST opponent EVER... TICKET FEES! Yes, his administration announce that he will be be working to get concert ticket prices down.

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A woman is upset she was hit with a CLEANING bill after giving birth in a taxi... But, who SHOULD pay?

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Gillselle Bunchden uses BREAST MILK to treat ALL TYPES of illnesses. OK! Also, will this be the LAST Daylight savings time ever? Maybe?

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Kanye is shutting up, King Charles's Teddy Bear, and GODZILLA!

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Lately, Twitch's FB feed has gotten WEIRD! MJ is trying to convince him to delete... Should he?

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A sheriff had to apologize after people were upset by the costumes his HORSES wore on Halloween.

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MJ's body has evidentially let some parasite or virus inhabit it... Normally, much like the surface of Venus, nothing can survive in her. Does this mean she is getting weaker?

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A NEW sports controversy is making news today. A cheating scandal in CORNHOLE? Yes!

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After talking about the lottery, MJ referred to Twitch as "TOUCHED". Then, things get dicey...

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Monkey Boy, who is diabetic, has had M&Ms for BREAKFAST for the last 3 days in a row! And, he's getting them from MJ! No WONDER everyone she knows DIES!

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A woman got arrested for BITING her bf when he ask for his sex toy to be returned. This happened almost a YEAR to the DAY that a KY woman was arrested for something similar... But even WEIRDER!

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A now hiring sign is angering some people, because it asks STUPID PEOPLE not to apply. Some people have an issue with this? This brought up a story from Twitch when he had to pass a test to work at Long John Silvers... Yes, you read that right!

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The show opened today with MJ talking about the ODD way she was bullied in school. Twitch and top it!

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It's up to $1.2 BILLION! Are You gonna play?

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Someone stared a Go Fund Me for Kanye because he is no longer a BILLIONAIRE! How's that going?

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Turns out, YES, a significant amount of people seem to be hiding money from their partners! Listen to their stories.

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A man in China won $30 MILLION and is keeping it a secret from his wife! Who listening has SECRET MONEY?

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Chinese officials have locked down 30K people in Disney Land Shanghai... And they can't leave yet. Would this be Amazing or Horrible?

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A family had their dead dog turned into a rug... This is weird, right?

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Twitch woke up in a good mood (weird, right?) and decided that today was a Treat Yo' Self Tuesday? How will you celebrate.

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More on James Corden being BANNED from a restaurant, New Rolling Stones Music, and MJ SPOILS a movie.

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Since it's Halloween, Twitch brings up MJ's "infamous" chainsaw FAIL!

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MORE Kanye Chaos, News on Hanks Williams dependents, and Jerry Lee Lewis is ACTUALLY dead this time.

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Congrats to the Powell Co. Marching band for placing at State Championships... The last time they went to State, MJ was In the band! Then, MJ shares her band stories... and Things get weird.

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MJ came in dressed as JEFFERY DHAMER today, but, with a Twist? Then MJ told us about her candy buying grocery trip where things went off the rails.

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Today's facts are SCARY good!

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Does MJ know how to PROOF READ? The answer is NO!

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Not satisfied with just making delicious chicken, Chick Fil A is making some changes to their employees schedules... and, people seem to love it!

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Climate activists struck again, this time, with super glue!

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So, Harvey has a new defense... and, it's, uh, ODD!

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Kanye Chaos, Foos new music, and Elon Musk

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A woman is TRAPPED in her house... By TUMBLEWEEDS! No, really!

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This might be the MOST DANGEROUS segment Twitch has ever done! What do yo want to ANONAMOUSLY tell your spouse?

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A new survey shows that some people think BLACK FACE is OK? No, No It's Not. Just. Stop.

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More bad news for Kanye, Motley Crue departure, and Dolly ROCKS!

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A mom bought what she THOUGHT was a Halloween decoration, turns out... ITS A SEX DOLL!

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Russia is facing down a MAN shortage right now... And there are LOTS of lonely women!

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There is a SCANDAL brewing over allegations that the Miss USA pageant was FIXXED!

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Kanye no longer a BILLIONAIRE! Also, Snoops blunt intake, and virtual Ozzy?

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Twitch accidentally hit on something today... Just how WEIRD Frankfort is. Although he can't quite put his finger on it, he makes some fantastic points. Do you agree?

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The NEW worst candy, as voted on, are CIRCUS PEANUTS! Who the HELL gives those out for Halloween???

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Sometimes it doesn't take long to figure out you don't need to talk to a person... here are a few phrases to listen for.

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If you are having a BAD day, trust me, this guy's was WORSE! Being attacked by a bear was the SECOND worst thing to happen to him...

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Today, Twitch puts his psychic boob powers to the test!!!!!

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Sad news about Leslie Jordan, Sexy Madonna, and a local man on CSI.

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They are now saying that Gen Z wants to cancel the THUMBS UP emoji... because its too AGGRESSIVE?

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Kanye was allegedly VERY upset at the size of Pete Davidson's DUGAN! And, Twitch understands!

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MJ is in a MOOD! And Twitch is being as patient as a saint!

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MORE Climate activist attacked art with food this weekend. Do they think this will actually accomplish something?

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After ANOTHER round of weekend shootings, Twitch thinks we need a nick name, and the audience DELIVERS!

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A woman is going VIRAL in death, and has been given the BIGGEST honor of all... A CHUCKY Award!

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Lexington is getting its own OFFICIAL Monopoly Board!!! What landmarks should it have?

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Andy Dick in trouble again, Loretta Lynn, and a Lexington Monopoly Board!

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Our friends from Scarefest come in! MJ finds out who she was in a past life!!!!!!!!

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MJ is selling her Phat Becca Calendar, and well, some people are having "Issues" with it!

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A woman thought her water tasted funny, and set up a camera. She caught her coworker PEEING in it! Now, she has an STD!!! So much wrong here!

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Did you cheat in a dream? Was it too windy? Why did your spouse yell at you?

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A man is going viral because he has had to apologize to his wife for some ODD reasons... You need to hear this.

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A man was hired to PROTECT an ancient bathroom (no, really), and well, he did not.

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A woman who lives in a haunted house (which might have been a BORDELLO!) says she is haunted by sexy ghosts?

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Kanye West faces a possible lawsuit, James Corden, and Charlie Brown News

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Why do certain people have nicknames on the text line? Even Twitch and MJ forget sometimes!

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Not 1, not 2, but 3 Fl or Not stories today!

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While talking about her past, MJ was worried her mom might find out some things.. But, we are all pretty sure her mom knows SHE WAS NOT a nun when she was younger.

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A woman found SOMETHING while walking along a beach, and the internet KNOWS what it is... Then, twitch has some thoughts.

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Some scientists are coming under fire for creating a STRONGER strain of covid in a lab. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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A man is accused of stealing his ex GF's DEADS MOMS ASHES to sell for DRUGS? No, really!

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A man is accused of stealing his ex-gf's dead MOM'S ashes to sell for drugs... yes, really! And MJ might have some insight?

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Jeffery Dahmer Costumes, James Corden, and a Randy Travis/Post Malone Beer Pong Match

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After talking about the congressional candidate who made a PORN because it was on his bucket list, Twitch and MJ asked what WIERD thing is on YOUR bucket list... They got some GREAT answers!

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Horror Magazines, Blink 182, and Harrison Ford in the MCU?

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Twitch just read about the 50th anniversary of the Andes soccer plane crash... And, well, he has some issues with it.

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This was random, but during a commercial break, MJ let it be know that she is NOT HAPPY with singer Adele. Listen to find out why!

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Monkey Boy may have a problem... With BUYING ODD THINGS! His latest purchase? 40 lbs of LOOSE GUM!

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A new sport is taking Colorado by storm... MOUNTAIN UNICYCLING! Yes, really... Then, a listener has a DEAD PIGEON run in, and things get weird.

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After getting a talking to from MJ about not moisturizing his hands enough, (And making things WEIRD), Twitch and MJ talk about REALLY scary movies!

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MJ took the first hour off, or so we thought! Then, they talk about a woman with 23 contacts stuck on her eyeball!!!

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A mom is in trouble for getting her TEN YEA OLD a forearm tat... HUH?

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Elon Musk is selling a perfume called BURNT HAIR... It Twitch and MJ put one out, what would it be called?

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After talking about the NEVER ENDING barrage of emails and commercials at Camp Lejeune, Twitch told the listeners about the BITING insult MJ leveled on Monkey. It was GOOD!

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Did a soap opera recently get TOO HOT FOR TV?

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New tech might keep your car below the speed limit in the future... Is that a good thing?

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Bruce Willis just sold his DIGITAL IMAGE RIGHTS, meaning, he can keep making movies for ETERNITY!

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During today's Science news, Twitch updates with a recent story about Monkeys, and Amazon's nee Astro the Robot Dog!

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Not what you think... Twitch and Monkey were picking on MJ for her mispronunciation during Traffic, and, well, things when off the rails!

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Twitch got a little annoyed with a listener who texted in while talking about the injury to Tua during last night's football game.

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A woman is selling a COFFIN that she bought for her husband, because HE LIVED TOO LONG. The Nerve of him!

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Somebody stole a trailer... And did not know it was filled with 700 POUNDS OF BAT FECES! That STINKS!

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MJ has to update one of her fun facts... And it's pretty good!

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EVEN MORE things that NEED to be said. Enjoy!

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A barista is going viral for saying something that customers NEED to here... What do YOU need to tell people at work?

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MJ is SOOOOO Excited to hear that ADULT HAPPY MEALS will be coming the McD's soon... Twitch has questions.

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Monkey Boy just bought a HIGH END water bottle... and Twitch is confused as to WHY everyone has to walk around with a BEVERAGE all the time now?

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Is there a BATMAN BANDIT in Lexington? Short answer: YES!

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Just listen... It's as bad as you think.

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One of Twitch's concerns over the Hurricane barreling toward his mom, is the fact that he may need to take in her dogs... One VERY UGLY on in particular!

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Monkey was HORRIFIED after seeing Twitch's Mom's dog... And he SHOULD HAVE BEEN!

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Just before playing Fl or Not, MJ started watching a video that GROSSED HER OUT! Listen to hear what it was.

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Twitch and MJ keep seeing news reports of "Fentanyl" candy in regards to Halloween... Does ANYBODY actually think this is a thing?

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MJ is currently in a bidding war for a WOOD CHIPPER online... This will NOT end well for Earl...?

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MJ engages in HIGH LEVEL relationship Jiu jitsu... How you ask... Listen an find out.

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MJ (No Surprise) spent her weekend watching the new Dahmer show on Netflix. She had some thoughts...

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Most of us believed driving in a car with the dome light on was illegal... WRONG! Turns out, there were a LOT of things growing up we were taught that never really happened.

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There have been a few incidents recently of people HIGHJACKING plane intercoms. How does that happen? Listen to the audio of the latest.

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Certain things are OK to spend more money on if you can... Toilet Paper is the NUMBER ONE answer! But, what do YOU splurge on?

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Pics of Neptune, sounds of asteroids, and how to save the planet... CHEAPLY?

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Sales of push up bras are going up for the first time since the pandemic. BOOBS ARE BACK!

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Is bad that people have to be told NOT TO EAT THEIR SHOES!

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Listen to the description of the blanket MJ wants to by... HOW BOUJIE CAN SHE BE????

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A woman claims men pay her to look at pics of their JUNK, and tell them what she thinks... The PERFECT job for MJ?

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Brad Pitt Skin Care, Strangers Things House, and A new Q Conspiracy?

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While talking about Elon Musk's new robots, Twitch asked a questioned that has been argued about for YEARS on the show... Would sleeping with a sex bot be considered CHEATING?

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Monkey Boy watched a doc on the Holocaust last night... Which seems odd for someone who is single and usually drunk. Then, things get weird.

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Elon Musk unveiled his OPTIMUS robot yesterday. Should we be SCARED?

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MJ needed to take the first hour off today... But, then she came in early (but, still late?)... YES!?

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MJ came in late today, so she INSISTED Twitch perform the Hollywood Minute. HOME RUN!

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A guy recently went to the doctor because he misplaced something... IN HIS BUTT?

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Lexington can be dangerous sometimes, but it aint got NOTHIN' on NYC! A man went nuts with a hatchet in a McDonald's.... And SOME PEOPLE KEPT EATING?!?!?!

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There was an ODD accident in Oklahoma, where a trucked spilled it's LOAD OF SEX TOYS!

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He's watching just to make sure they don't drop the casket!

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MJ sent Twitch a pic of Fat Becca dressed as Dolly Parton... And it was TERRIFYING!

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There is a company willing to pay one lucky person Four Grand to study their ROAD RAGE! How does MJ NOT have this job!

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An employee at Chic Fil A stopped a CAR JACKING, and tackled the suspect. My Pleasure!

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News on a Sublime movie, Ozzy with some un-released tracks, and the Cash me outside girl is going to Oxford?

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Along with the R. Kelly news, there was a story about Bret Favre allegedly involved in a scam to defraud the Mississippi Welfare System? WTF?

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Twitch got an alert yesterday that R. Kelly was convicted on even MORE charges... Wouldn't it be easier to tell us when he ISN'T convicted of something?

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There is a CONTROVERSY brewing in the Chess world as a new champ is being accused by the internet of using some type of VIBRATING TOY to get hints as to what moves to make? This is WEIRD!

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Twitch recently learned what nurses say when a baby is, lets say, less than cute! Does your job have a SECRET code?

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A nursing home is in HOT WATER for hiring STRIPPERS for its residents!

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Seriously... Is EVERYONE On Only Fans now a days?

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EVER MORE hot takes from listeners. Is Chick Fil A OVERRATED?

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What is your HOT TAKE when it comes to food. Cheese on Apple Pie? Yeah, that's a thing!

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This question came up during Florida or Not, and turns out, a LOT of people do... Twitch took a beating for not doing it.

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Monkey is getting WEIRD in his hold age. Last night he decided to make a cake from scratch... how did it turn out?

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A guy left his grill on after tailgating at the Miami Dolphins game, and a BUNCH OF CARS went up in smoke... What rule now exists be of something YOU did?

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9 people shot, a manhunt, and a car flipping! Do Better Lexington!

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After KY's win again Florida, some fans decided to FLIP A CAR... Maybe, just maybe, lets NOT do that!

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After playing a video of an ANGRY school bus driver, listeners began texting in THEIR stories. HILIARIOUS!

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A restaurant decide to do a special menu for 9/11... But, I think they MISSED THE MARK a bit.

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Did Twitch and MJ Switch places today? Yes!

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A listener had a small win, but driving into work with ALL GREEN LIGHTS! Good for her! What is the SMAL victory you want Twitch and MJ to celebrate today?

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Twitch admitted to owning the NERDIEST item EVER! Just listen!

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A listener came home to find his wife had DECORATED THEIR HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS! It's SEPTEMBER! WHY?????

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After Twitch FAILED at being a man, MJ called in a listener to help change her tire... She was NOT disappointed!

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According to an insider, the King once wore a jumpsuit so TIGHT, he, uh, "completed"... ? WTH?

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A woman got her finance to sign an ODD contract... and Twitch and MJ took texts from people who stayed with CRAZY way longer than they should have!

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Twitch might have had a MINOR freak out while trying to do a DIY home project... Poor Bonnie!

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A pilot threatened to TURN A PLANE around because a passenger was AIRDROPPING D*** pics to ppl. Cyber flashing is now becoming a thing?

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After talking about the 86 yr. old man who had never eaten a McD's cheeseburger, one listener texted in because his wife has NEVER EATEN A PIECE OF FRUIT! How?????

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A man in England just ate his FIRST cheeseburger from McD's at the age of 86! What BASIC thing have YOU not done?

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MJ is spending a SIGNIFICANT amount of money on Dolly Parton themed merch for her DOGS... Plus, Twitch learned that CAT PLASTIC SURGERY is a thing!

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MJ Opened her Pot Pie leftovers, and found that it was only a RING OF CRUST! Listen to her DISAPOINMENT!

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MJ saw a truck yesterday, and on the back was the phrase "Honky Kong", and Twitch is obsessed?

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A guy cam home to find an intruder in his house... So, instead of calling the cops, he made the guy CLEAN HIS HOUSE! I am OK with this.

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Depp was a BUST at the VMA's?

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Ozzy Leaving America, $3 movies, and BAD news for MeTV!

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After being interrupted during Florida or Not, Twitch LOST HIS CRAP! Then, turned his anger to MJ's SLOW eating... Just listen!

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So, Twitch decided to turn Monkey's new auction addiction into a game for MJ... Some of these items are real, some not so much... How did she do?

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Monkey boy recently discovered a new on line auction, and he is going NUTS buying WEIRD stuff! Listen to what he got so far...

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Twitch is a little jealous of MJ's lifestyle... This morning listen to what she has indulged in so far!

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This starts out with an update on the firing of the Uvalde Police Chief, then MJ updates you on Ozzy on Acid, Eddie Van Halen, and Hellraiser!

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Twitch and MJ keep finding HAIR extensions on the sidewalk around work. WHAT IS GOING ON?

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A rapper has started a new business that ride shares armored cars for rappers. Does this need to be a thing?

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A man was GORED by a bull whose horns were set ablaze during a celebration in Spain. Most ROCK N ROLL death EVER!

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CONTROVERSY as the radio station as SOMEONE broke the cardinal break room rule: NO FISH IN THE MICROWAVE!

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After talking about why Tommy Lee unleashed his DUGAN on the world, Twitch shares 2 stories about dogs... One which might change your life forever!

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While talking about weird self defense weapons, one texter took the cake. His buddy keeps something VERY ODD for home defense. Is there more to the story?

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MJ has a WEINNIE ROASTER as a home defense weapon... Twitch has a sword? What do you have?

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A blind Tik Tok user is talking about what happens when guys send her WEINER pics... And it's amazing!

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INSANE video and audio of a woman who was able to get a police officer's AR 15 while in custody. Luckily everyone is ok, but DANG, you have to hear this!

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Juggalo book club wasnt enough, Twitch had to make things EVEN WEIRDER!

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After a listener recommended MJ read a book about the Insane Clown Posse, Twitch imagined what a JUGGALO Book Cub would sound like... And he NAILED it!

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This last story takes the CAKE for the NASTY things people do in public.

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After playing a video that talked about all the AWFUL things RUDE people do in public, Twitch and MJ got a TON of text from people who have witnessed AWFUL things...

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Twitch and MJ want to bring awareness to Monkey Pox... Through Music?

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A woman is being charged with MURDER for a deadly kiss where police say she passed METH to her BF...

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Today, while opening the show, Twitch and MJ talked about the first case of Monkey Pox in Lexington.

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Some people were OUTRAGED that a man was hired to be the PERIOD DIGNITY OFFICER in Scotland. This made Monkey Boy DISTRAUGHT... Then, things get weird.

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A kids who was bitten by a snake got the ultimate revenge... Then THINGS GET WEIRD! MJ share a story from her childhood of the weird things she put in her mouth... NO ONE WAS SHOCKED...

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After doing a Fl or Not story that involves an ANGRY POOPER, listeners began texting in their CRAZY POOPER stories. Just. Stop.

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Today: Does Mariah own Xmas? Snoop Dre and EM working on something? And why Kanye should just stop!

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Today in national tell a joke day, so Twitch and MJ asked the audience to text in their favorite BAD joke. They did NOT disappoint!

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You can now buy a machine that will simulate "Lady Cramps"... And MJ REALLY wants monkey to wear one!

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This video might have the BEST sound Twitch and MJ have ever played on the air.

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Are we a football school, or a basketball school? Cal and Stoops have some opinions on that. Who's right?

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MJ has begun watching a new show called MURDER HOUSE FLIP... and it led to Twitch reminder her that SHE LOVES all things MURDER!

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A man spent 22 YEARS suing to win TWENTY FIVE cents he felt we was owed! How far have you gone to be RIGHT?

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The latest on Anne Heche, Alec Baldwin, and celebs taking a social media break...

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Turns out there is a type of honey that is VERY hallucinogenic, And a BEAR ate a Bunch of it this weekend and got stoned. MJ was VERY jealous.

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Twitch got a jury summons in the mail, and, for some reason... HE IS EXCITED!?!?!?!

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The latest on the Tommy Lee doogan pic that has MJ OBSESSED!

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A new internet debate is raging about HOW MANY HOLES a straw has... This led to some INTERESTING comments... and theories.

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K Fed recently released some videos of Britney Spears in an argument with her kids... and a LOT of listeners say it sounds JUST LIKE MJ! Does it?

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The latest updates on Anne Heche, the Simpsons predicting the future, and all the news you need to get through your day.

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A car theif tried to hide in maybe the BEST hiding spot ever... By crawling inside a GIANT teddy bear. But, it did not work.

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A listener alerted Twitch and MJ to the fact that on Tommy's Lee's FB page, there appears to be an unedited photo of his JUNK... And Twitch has an ODD reaction to it...

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During a segment that started off talking about the resurgence of Metallica's Master of Puppets, Monkey Boy made an ODD comment about MJ's biology, and we learned that Twitch is sexually inadequate? Yep!.

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Twitch came ups with a new bit to do the celeb stories MJ missed in her Hollywood Minute.. And he calls it MJ's SLOPPY SECONDS! It's Great!

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Twitch and MJ were telling a story of possibly the WORST parenting of all time. A 6 year ol was caught drinking a Smirnoff Ice. And Twitch got to play Florida or Not for the first time!

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After that STUNNING admission, the audience goes on the attack! What ELSE hasn't she done?

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During a round of There I Said It, MJ made a STUNNING admission that BLEW UP the text line.

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Monkey made a WEIRD find at a discount store, and it led to a very odd segment on the show. Just listen.

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Evidentially, most people say that they are kept up at night by thoughts of world wide calamities, finances, and pandemics... But, Twitch, MJ, and Monkey are WAY MORE self centered.

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There was a news story about a funeral brawl... But, MJ has that BEAT! Plus CRAZY stories from the audience about WEIRD happenings at funerals.

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With the passing of Olivia Newtown John, Twitch brought up a MIND BOGGLING theory about the movie Grease that STUNNED Monkey Boy.

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While talking about the walking dead spin off, A listener mentions the fact that a zombie with no teeth would be harmless... Then, Someone texted in about a "No denture adventure" they went on. Yes, he was being NASTY!

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This starts off with MJ watching a video of a BEAR mauling it's Trainer... Then Twithc made a VERY TRUE observation about her. MJ, if given to her own devices, would sleep 20-21 hours a day... So basically, she would hibernate?

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The segment started off with Twitch and MJ talking about Biden's visit to KY... But ended with an inspirational message from Twitch that you need to hear!

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Cracker Barrel has be ATTACKED on social media because of it's decision to add IMPOSSIBLE SAUSAGE to their menu... Really.

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Theres no better way to wake up, than to the SMELL OF TONS OF COW GUTS! That happened in Houston this week, after a truck carrying COW ENTRAILS lost it's load!

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The segment starts with Monkey Boy READING MJ's mind about why she is sour with Twitch (Shocker!), then they get into a story of a woman who ALMOST DIED BY ORGASM!

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The segment starts with a listener who's father also got her MOM's SISTER pregnant, and now she has a half sister first cousin? yep! Then, Twitch and MJ flay some Florida or not.

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Today, Updates on the Alex Jones Trial, A Lollapalooza Hoax, and a weird new dating show for siblilngs?

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Yep, this is WEIRD! But could be your way to make a LOT of money!!!

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After talking about a woman that SELLS HER TOENAILS online, A listener texted in about a website where she sells her USED shoes and socks... And, MJ wants IN!

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Turns out, sometimes Honesty IS NOT the best policy, and we have the texts to prove it... When did your HONESTY get you in trouble?

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Before MJ's Hollywood Minute, Twitch read a list off the text line from the audience, of the DARK things that make them smile everyday. Well done.

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After watching Road House, MJ wondered if you really could rip out a man's throat...

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Time for a new segment... MJ's 30 Year Old Movie Reviews! And it starts with a movie she just saw for the first time: ROAD HOUSE!

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After talking about MJs crime museum trip, Twitch brought up a new trend happening in the work place... and it sounds about right.

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Some social media influencers are telling people Lyme Disease is a GOOD THING? WTF?

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After talking about this story, Twitch and MJ noticed the math was a bit odd lol

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Both involve NUDITY, but one involve an alligator too!

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Yep, a flight was delayed for almost 3 hours because the WOULD NOT fly together!

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A listener texted in a told us she just found out her nickname at work was MEAN AMANDA! Who else has a secret nickname for someone they work with?

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MJ's facts are real... But Twitch TOTALLY made his up today.

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There have been a LOT of ODD bear encounters recently... Twitch has some theories?

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A Woman awoke to find a BEAR in her car!!! And Yes, it was as bad as you think!

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A woman is suing a man for $10K after he stood her up for a date! WTF? The judge was NOT having it!

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Twitch and MJ read a study that said 40% of millennials only brush their teeth ONCE A WEEK??? That CAN'T be true! What is the SHOCKING thing that you do (or don't) that you can tell us about.

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Again, since MJ was being little baby puss puss today, Twitch jumped in like a HERO, and did her Hollywood Minute. Did we mention he was a hero?

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MJ in under the weather today, so while she lays on the couch and complains, Twitch decided to do HER facts as HER! And he KILLED IT! Well done sir, well done. You are a hero.

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While talking about a woman who bought her husband a REAL DOLL, MJ made a stunning admission... And MANY listeners are interested!

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Russia is accusing Ukraine of giving their soldiers SUPER SERUM to be better fighters. WTF?

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The Worldwide heat wave is causing women to go to EXTREME lengths to stay cool. But, one thing in particular is WEIRD!

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On her way in today, MJ encountered Lexington's version of a female Hacksaw Jim Duggan. then, things got weird.

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A guys is ANGRY the "Lifetime" warranty on some socks isn't being honored... But, he IS NOT giving up.

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A guys is ANGRY the "Lifetime" warranty on some socks isn't being honored... But, he IS NOT giving up. What is the hill you will DIE ON out of principle?

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OMG!!!! BENNIFER is BAAAACK! Plus, Pearl Jam stops a show, and an Office star's comedy show is interrupted by a SHOOTER!

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A guy had to land his plane on a highway after running out of fuel... But, there is a LOT more to the story!

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The most stressful thing about Twitch's Birthday, was have to respond to "ALL THOSE" facebook messages... Awe, poor baby!

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And, the vacuum had a FACE on it!!!!!

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SO, some experts say that people should be putting sun screen on their pets, but Twitch was NOT having it!

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Today, Twitch and MJ decided to play some of their favorite OLD bits from the early days of the show. This is one where Shorty tried to levitate at a Starbucks!

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The country of Ukraine is currently dealing with a petition to replace a statue of Catherin the Great, with a now deceased gay porn star.

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There were a few texts, but one in particular seemed to really bother Twitch, but somehow, NOT MJ! We've all got secrets man...

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according to reports, Elons Musk's dad just fathered his SECOND CHILD WITH HIS STEP DAUGHTER??? And, yet, the story get's EVEN WEIRDER!!!

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MJ was DISMAYED after talking about Britney running out of gas... Which led to some theories from the text line... That might not be 100% wrong.

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A NUCLEAR plan recently made a little OOOPSIE by publicly airing a test warning telling people to evacuate a beach due to a nuclear meltdown. This was only a test, but still, people were FREAKED OUT!

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A 2 yr. old Kentucky girl just became the youngest member of MENSA, The High IQ Society... And in other news, and Kentucky woman who is presumably NOT a Mensa member was arrested for changing a baby's diaper on train tracks...

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Today is national Fry day, so here are some ways to get FREE FRIES! Then, Twitch and MJ talk about the new SUBSCRIPTION service that some BMW drivers will have to pay if they want to use their heated seats?

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Twitch got a phonebook on his porch... but WHY? Who still uses a phonebook?

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Twitch saw a meme that CHANGED his life... And it made MJ bring up his Taco Bell Theory... Then, a listener with a ferret in his pants?

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A man claim he allegedly killed his friend because while they were noodling (catfish fishing) the other guy summoned Bigfoot to KILL him? Sounds about right.

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During the Jan. 6th hearings yesterday, the star witness wore a SWEET denim jacket... Twitch had some thoughts.

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Did the First Lady compare people to TACOS? Kinda.

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Trying to out run the cops on a lawnmower? Prolly not a great idea!

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Due to a Juror error, somebody who WAS NOT SUMMONED served on the jury. So, there could be a mistrial!

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A listener asked our opinion on whether or not he should take the day off and NOT tell his girlfriend. Yes, the answer is YES!

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A woman from Brazil wound up in a wheelchair... from HOLDING IN FARTS! Don't do that! Also, TRY not to fall into volcanoes. Listen, it'll make sense.

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Prime day starts tomorrow, and Twitch's misunderstanding pissed off Monkey Boy... Then, hilarity ensued.

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After talking about the "Handy" police, MJ made a list of people who should qualify for a "Stat Sponsored Handy"? Of course, SOME people don't make the cut.

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Two police officers are in a bit of hot water after going undercover to bust a massage parlor, and getting "Fondled" 8 times?

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A man was arrested after being found pushing a stolen weed eater in a baby stroller... That's normal, right?

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Yes, all that and MORE! It's your weekly dose of SCIENCE NEWS!

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Monkey Boy has NEVER been to Ollie's, and Twitch is trying to convince MJ to take him... Mainly because, if he is alone, he will get spooked and leave.

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The price of stamps is going up! What is MJ gonna do?

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The loss of James Caan, Disney Gets Hacked, and a new Epstein Doc.

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After a 2 year hiatus, you can now run with the bulls again... And Monkey Boy WANTS to do it... Would you?

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A stranger Things spin off, The Bat suit for sale, and MORE Musk kids!

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Did a conspiracy theory lead to the bombing of the American Stone Henge?

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Chaos broke out during a bingo game when a malfunctions caused a 100 to win a the same time!

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A new pill, designed to prevent hangovers, actually stops you from getting drunk! Somebody tell Monkey Boy!

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A new dating trend has women using something that is NOT perfume, as perfume. Hint: Hoo Ha! Does this work? (Plus, MJ thinks involves weed).

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MJ may have an ULCER... And, is being a BABY! Plus, if you are going to the airport, you might want to get there early.

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A flight was recently delayed because someone tried to bring on an ODD emotional support animal... A Turkey? Yep. Why?

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Twitch was confused by a recent true crime story involving a yoga teacher and a bike racer. MJ was able to expain the whole thing. This should be a recurring segment.

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A man TRIED to get a job at Disney... But decided to steal R2D2 instead? Yep.

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People need to be MORE careful with fireworks around the 4th... Twitch and MJ saw 2 vids of fireworks gone WRONG in epic ways... One involving a CAR EXPLODING!

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A 72 year old man is the FIRST person to ever have a WHISTLING SCROTUM! This is real, and REALLY weird!

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This might be the MOST FLORIDA STORY OF ALL TIME! Really...!

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Lindsay Lohan Married, news of Brittny Griner, and a HOT DOG ATTACK?

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Twitch was gone for a week, and now his dog wants nothing to do with him. He thinks she prefers the family that watched her better.

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A man is FLORIDA (of course) is accused of killing his neighbors rooster... But, the news interview is AMAZING!

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Back from a week off, and Twitch and MJ needed to catch up as they opened the show!

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Is the economy REALLY this bad that it's affecting America's REAL favorite pass time?

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Soon, your DEAD GRANDMA may be able to read you a bedtime story... WTF?

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Twitch has a story about a REAL LIFE mind-reading machine... Evidentially, that was not entertaining enough for MJ because she was SUPER DISTRACTED while he was talking about it... What had her attention? Arizona Iced Tea. REALLY!

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One of the listener accused MJ of sitting up a TRAFFIC THRONE OF LIES! Does She? Listen and find out.

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As they were coming back to air, Twitch saw an article about Ghslaine Maxwell. Both Twitch AND MJ FORGOT about her... HOW?

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This story is WEIRD... And "Not Hot At All" according to MJ ;)

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A listener texted in because his GF blew on her ICE CREAM to cool it off. This led to Twitch and MJ trading TOO HIGH stories.

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Pick your side.

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Bad news for bill, Deshaun Settles, and Weezer on Broadway.

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While talking about gas prizes, MJ had an UNUSUAL way of saying a certain word... And things got weird.

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Wow, y'all are SUPER PETTY!!!!!!!!!!

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A neighbor's PETTY move went viral after renaming his Wi Fi to mess with his neighbors... Turns out A LOT of people do this. And it's BRILLIANT!

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There was DRAMA today on the FB food and dining page. Twitch is ADDICTED to this... And MJ isn't that far off. What your ODD Guilty Pleasure? Oh, and BE KIND to restaurant staff!

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Tommy Lee won't be on the Def Lep/Motley Tour that much due to broken ribs... Will the replacement drummer go upside down too?

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A woman just got hit with a FELONY for going to a funeral and SPITTING on the dead guy. We don't know why, but Twitch and MJ suspect he MAY have had it coming...?

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Today, news on Tommy Lee/Motley Crue, Back to the Future setting records (Still!), and the new NBA Champions!

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A man names Le'Genius was arrested... And we are guessing he does not live up to his name.

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After talking about the viral vid of Tom Hanks YELLING at fans for tripping his wife, Twitch and MJ asked when the last time you got yelled at as an adult. And the texts were PRICELESS!

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Learn how to save money with the Best Penny Pincher we have ever met. MJ!

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Well, this did not end well for Twitch. Watch the video on FB to see where it all went wrong.

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MJ found a pray in the box with her pillow, and thought this was normal. Then, she talked to other people who have the pillow, and realized it might not be? What's going on here?

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MJ STILL can't find the Press On nail that went missing yesterday. Twitch has some ideas of where it might be.

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Today, let MJ catch you up on the Taylor Hawkins Tribute concerts, Kim K's Ass, and Bam Margera.

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`MJ is STILL mad about not being invited to join KY's Pot committee... How DARE they? Plus, THC TAMPONS?

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MJ lost a fake nail down her shirt! Then, could NOT find it! She thinks it might have went down her pants? Still no dice... Anybody have any idea where it could be?

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Twitch, MJ, and Monkey talk about how they FED sharks at the fair yesterday. It was AMAZING... And, MJ peed her pants! (really). Then, a round of America's FAVORITE game show, Florida or Not!

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After a recent rash of shootings, Twitch and MJ talk about how EVERYONE is on a RAZOR THIN line of Sanity! Be careful!

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The Gov. of KY just announced a new POT committee... Yet MJ was NOT invited to join! This is a TRAVESTY!

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After hearing about a guy who is being KICKED out of Australia for "Partying too hard", Twitch and MJ are curious where listeners have been kicked out of. The stories DID NOT disappoint!

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A new fashion trend for men.. That Twitch is NOT buying into.

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Well, Charlie was NOT happy upon hearing this news.

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News on the new joker movie, $300 prison slippers, and Britney News!

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A man got drunk, stole his boss' car, and left it on railroad tracks... and then was asked to leave the country.

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A man got arrested after commiting a WHOLE LOT of Florida-esque buffoonery.

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Twitch had an ODD experience this weekend while PERUSING adult erotica. And YES, it was WEIRD!

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After talking about how CRAZY things are (Economy, AI, Pandemic, etc.) which post apocalyptic future movie do you think will be the one that is the most true to predict our end?

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After talking about going to the Fair, Twitch has an epiphany about how he cant really be incognito at events, because he is a "Unique" individual. Then, MJ gives you her AWARD WINNING Hollywood Minute!

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Finally, good things are happening to Tiger Woods... He is officially a BILLIONAIRE! Glad he had caught a break.

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Gas is STILL going up, and some items are STILL hard to find. Thanks 2022!

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A Houston Rapper got arrested for robbing an ATM... After RAPPING about robbing an ATM.

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Reversing Aging... UFOs... And the CHUPACABRE!

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The Brazilian Miss Bum Bum Pageant is BACK!!!! This is what the world needs now, more than ever!

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Two people ALMOST died when they fell into a giant VAT OF CHOCOLATE! Luckily, they ended up OK!

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A woman sued and WON $5.4 MILLION claiming Geico should pay for her STD since she caught it in a CAR!

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One he started, Twitch COULD NOT STOP reading these... And MJ had an "Odd" reaction.

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After doing a story that involved a SEX TOY THEFT, Twitch began reading on-line sex toy reviews... and they DID NOT disappoint.

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Don't mess with Monkeys. One guy found out the hard way. Plus, a Monkey FAKED IT'S DEATH?

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Ezra Miller is having a LOT of legal issues... But things are getting WEIRDER. A family is accusing the Flash star of allegedly GROOMING their daughter since she was about 14???

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After talking about a way social media "influencers" are making "Healthy Coca Cola" at home, Twitch and MJ were DISGUSTED. Then, the audience sent in some recipes?

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Twitch found a list of 8 ways to save money at the grocery store... That sounds like it was written the night before it was due...

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After talking about Impostor Syndrome, Twitch and MJ had a listener text in who just retired from a job he DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DO! Good for him!

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Here are 3 psychological life hacks that can actually help you get the upper hand!

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A new cancer drug trial resulted in 100% of patients being CANCER FREE! This is the first time thats ever happened!

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First, a story about the DUMBEST fashion trend that seems to be making a comeback... Then, a story about METH, MINER'S HELMETS and AVACADOS!

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With MJ out, Twitch filled in and did, possibly, the BEST HOLLYWOOD MINUTE EVER!

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A tortoise named Manuel went missing for 30 years!!! And was found OK is an ODD spot. Thankfully, Manuel is OK!

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Twitch and Monkey start off with a story about who might REALLY own the rights to the new Top Gun Movie... Spoiler, its NOT the Movie Studio... Then, TASER DRONES might be in our near future.

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Taco Bell is unveiling a new type of drive thru... with FOUR lanes and ELEVATORS?

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A man was "receiving" a special gift while driving... and RAN INTO A FEDEX TRUCK. And, yes, he did receive "Intimate" injuries...

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A woman just found out that one of her co-workers was her long lost SON! Whoa, that could have ended weird.

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There was a LOT to talk about today, but the Pete/Kanye story was MJ's favorite... Plus, another Johnny Depp update?

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An escaped inmate made his getaway on a BROKEN LITTLE GIRLS BIKE WITH ONE PEDAL! Brilliant!

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MJ FINALLY got the pizza party she always wanted... and Twitch learned the history of Mr. Pibb Vs. Dr. Pepper.

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Today, Twitch got a WEIRD add on FB... And you won't BELIEVE how much it costs!!!

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How does a HOT AIR BALLOON HIT A TRAIN??? And, how exactly does a hot air balloon even work?

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During her Hollywood minute, MJ talked about a movie reboot that SCARRED her as a kid... And, she wasn't the only one!

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Looks like an appeal will be filed... This this is NEVER GOING TO END!

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This might be the white TRASHIEST story ever... And it mirrors a Garth Brooks song?

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We have and verdict in the Depp/Heard case... But, it's complicated?

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MJ tried a new health supplement, that almost made her PUKE on the air. Then, we learn that Elvis themed weddings are COMING TO AN END? Hos sad!

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Mike won some FFDP tix, and absolutely NAILED how a winner should sound! Then, we learn just how BOUGIE MJ actually Is... Poor Earl.

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Well, We have a verdict! Plus Boob Sweat? Yep.

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While talking about AWKWARD sexual encounters, the audience DID NOT Disapoint!

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Man man got a DUI after crashing his car and losing a tire... Then, according to police, drove the 3 wheeled car to a car lot to try to sell it! (while it was SMOKING). But, there is EVEN MORE to the story.

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Ollies Bargain Outlet is having a contest to find the BIGGEST cheapskate. And MJ might be in the running for this...

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Today is Facebook fights... A mom is AGNRY her son was turned down by a prom date... But, it's OK, he is taking his AUNT?

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MJ was AGHAST that Twitch would admit to drinking TAP WATER! Who knew she was so BOUGIE!

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Twitch and MJ have some ODD food news today. Pickle flavored Mt. Dew... and Oreo Pizza?

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The Mona Lisa was attacked... with CAKE. Huh?

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Today is graduation day. What ONE piece of advice would your share?

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6% of people think they could beat up a GRIZZLY? Really?

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A 66 year old man was left with AMNESIA after sex with his wife. That must have been some GOOD LOVIN'!

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There is a REAL LIFE SHARK-CANO in the ocean... Some sharks have mutated to SURVIVE a volcanic eruption! This is NUTS!!!!

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They Depp/Heard trail may rest today, and there are some updates from inside the courtroom. Plus, JT sells his catalog, Kevin Spacey, and Ray Liotta news.

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During a segment about mental health, one listener in particular REALLY pissed Twitch off... and, Twitch had a rather RUDE response.

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One Twitch told HIS secret, our listeners joined in and bared their souls...

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During today's facts, Twitch and MJ learned that the average person takes 5 secrets to the grave... So, he told one of his!

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A woman WROTE THE BOOK on how to MURDER YOUR HUSBAND... Now, she's been convicted for actually doing it!

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Twitch thinks the BEST take on the TRAGIC shooting in Texas this week, comes from Matthew McConaughey. It's worth a listen!

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Now that Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain, someone is doing a HORROR re-telling of the story... And there's not a THING Disney can do about it.

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Twitch and MJ have some FOOD NEWS that you need to know!!!!!

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A group of scientists are saying that Doctors should prescribe VIBRATORS to female patients... This reminds Twitch and MJ of the "olden" days when doctors actually DID THIS for "Hysterical" women!

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Today is the 15th birthday of PORN HUB! Twitch has some thoughts.

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Amber Heard rested her case yesterday, and we are coming to a close. Get all your updates RIGHT HERE!

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Two guys have been arrested after trying to move a house... giving up, and JUST LEAVING IT IN THE ROAD.

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After reading a story about a guy who ran a marathon while wearing 111 T-Shirts, Twitch thought it was time to acknowledge people who accomplished VERY MINOR things. And, there were a surprising amount of people to acknowledge...

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Walmart recently apologized after releasing a JUNETEENTH flavor... This was in VERY BAD TASTE. (no, that was not a pun).

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LOTS of people remember Ed McMahon from the Publishers Clearinghouse commercials... and it turn out, WE ARE WRONG! Get ready to have your mind BLOWN!

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A recent outbreak of MONKEY POX in Belgium has been linked to a FETISH CONVENTION...

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Of course, on the one day Twitch has to work from home, we get a DOUBLE SHOT of Florida stupidity! Enjoy!

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Twitch had to stay home today because of a Covid expposure, to MJ is in charge! Get updates today on cast changes at SNL, Ivan Moody of FFDP, and the Kardashians?

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A listener summed up the show in the ACCURATE way possible. Are Twitch and MJ really that predictable?

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Ricky Gervais made a comment on a late night show about how STUPID people are the only ones who get offended by jokes... Is he right?

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This story is WEIRD! Did Elon Musk just paid $250K to a woman who claims sexual misconduct against him... And he MAY have offered to buy her a HORSE? Really???

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SO, it turns out, Maybe Twitch IS NOT wrong! Maybe, just maybe, he is ahead of his time!

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Turns out, Twitch DOES NOT know how to do dishes... Is his way wrong? Get ready for some HOT dish washing talk!

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Gucci is selling a limited edition umbrella for $1,300... Oh, and you can't use it in the rain?

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A company is paying a LOT of money to someone to eat their dog food for a week. Twitch pretty much already does this for free.

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Twitch, MJ, and Monkey talk about the REAL reasons people are following this VERY ODD trial.

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Does Russia have a crazy LASER weapon? And, how does Putin smell?

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While discussing Little Debbie power rankings, MJ had some ACTUAL news to talk about... And, it did not go well.

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Much like inducting a new Hall of Fame class, today, Twitch and MJ inducted a set of new listener's nicknames into the Botany Bay Text Line! yes, it IS an honor!

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During MJ's Hollywood Minute, she covered a story about OZZY getting his clothes stolen!!!

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Twitch and MJ break down the updates in the most ENTERTAINING trial of all time!

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Today, in FL or Not, a woman is UNAPOLAGETIC after jumping into a monkey enclosure to share her Cheetos?

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For the first time in FIFTY years, the US gov. had hearings on possible UFOs.. What Happened?

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Twitch and Mj started todays show with some Depp/Heard updates... And Twitch gave a lesson on the PROPER way to Hug MJ

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What "masculine" things do you secretly HATE?

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Monkeyboy came in today wearing the DARKEST sunglasses we have ever seen. He looks like he is trying to pass as blind! So, Twitch decided he needed a blue-singer name. The audience DID NOT disapoint!

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Scientists have come up with an edible tape that can HOLDYOUR BURRITO TOGETHER! Yay science!

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Two commercial pilots recently LOCKED THEMSELVES out of their 737, and had to crawl in THROUGH THE WINDOW to be able to fly the plane... How does that happen?

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A recent facebook exchange is going viral because someone was confused about why yogurt only comes from COWS?

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Get ready for some HOT post it note talk...

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There is a new filter that makes it look like you're crying... And it turns out, Monkey has a LOT of experience with that! Things do in fact, get weird.

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There are some things that Twitch just CAN'T Comprehend... And one of those things is how COUSINS work. In fact, He didn't understand it SO MUCH, that he made MJ NOT understand it. That's sort of a super power, right?

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Twitch has NO IDEA how 1st,2nd, 3rd, etc, cousins work... and he somehow DEFENED cousin sex??? Really?

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A man recently WON a sexual harassment lawsuit because his boss called him BALD! But, there is a weird "twist" at the end.

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Are you superstitious about today?

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A school messed up by order PANTY roses instead of actually roses for a mothers day fundraiser. OOOOPS!

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Sarah Silverman recently admitted to SHARING a toothbrush with her BF... That is WEIRD, right?

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MJ has a new FAVORITE murderer... This is a case from Austraila where a woman killed her husband, made his skin into a suit, and COOKED HIM FOR HIS OWN KIDS. This is MESSED UP!

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What UNWRITTEN man laws do you follow?

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While reading a story about MURDER, Twitch and Monkey noticed how "Worked Up" MJ was getting... But, does she have a FAVORITE murderer? Then, things get WEIRD!

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One ODD part of the Alabama fugitive story is very intriguing to Twitch and MJ. Here is the latest.

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The internet has noticed that Johnny Depp and one of his lawyers appear to have a love connection? Is it True?

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This segment started with MJ scolding Twitch and Monkey Boy about SKIN CARE? Then, things get a little weird.

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This started with a HOT TAKE from a listener about taco bell... then, got REALLY WERID. Caution: There is a fair amount of HOT KNITTING TALK.

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Monkey recently bought a pineapple corer and it CHANGED HIS LIFE! Seriously. Really.

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Get the latest news you need... Today, with BONUS, Hot Taco Talk.

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The fugitives were found, and it ended in Indiana.

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You want knowledge? We got it right here!

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A fugitive is wanted for a very CONSIDERATE crime?

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MJ updates us on the Fugitive and law enforcement officer escape in Alabama. Then, Twitch discusses HERPES. Oh, yes.

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This segment starts off with the wind-down of Motley Crue's Wildside, and Twitch has some observations then, things get weird.

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Twitch has a "Dislike" of cats... That's why this story pains him so much. A cat's owner was recently given a $125K settlement, in part, because his cat was accused of TAUNTING other animals?

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Twitch read the next chapter in MJ's EROTIC thriller, Bumper to Bumper.

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First, a VERY happy woman won some GREAT tickets... Then, Twitch reads a story he picked KNOWING MJ would love it!

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Today's AMAZING Twitch and MJ Patented Fun Facts!!!!!

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Today's show started in a WEIRD way after MJ reprimanded Twitch missing not mentioning a HUGE story?

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Twitch is confused by a BASIC piece of knowledge. BUT, he did notice something about MJ... and he's RIGHT!

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One listener might have taken his work revenge a LITTLE too far.

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MJ found an article that involve an 800 year old BUTT HOLE (Really), that was left behind by angry carpenters... Turns out, there is still LOTS of passive aggressiveness going around at work. Here are some great listener texts.

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Today's CHUCKY award winner is a PIG! No, really!

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Since today is Star Wars Day, here are some appropriate fun facts to start your day.

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A man recently RE-GREW his own penis on his FOREARM!

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Twitch, MJ and Monkey boy got into a discussion about how different alcohol effects people. Twitch thinks it is all in their heads. Then, MJ talks about puking on her boobs.

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Kim K recently word Marilyn Monroe's ICONIC dress to the Met Gala... Twitch has some thoughts on the amount of ass we have in the 21st Century.

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Today's Florida or Not is a GREAT example of what happens in the Sunshine State.

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Drew Barrymore has had to apologize after making some NOT WRONG statements about the Johnny Depp case... Here's your update.

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Get your daily dose of USELESS knowledge with Twitch and MJ

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Now, you can get a drone that ORBITS you to take selfies. Twitch wants them called IDIOT MOONS, because the ORBIT IDIOTS!

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So, it turns out, a LOT of employers want PROOF of a death before you can go to a funeral. Also, one listener might work with the BEST lar of all time!

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A guy LIED about his farts, and his wife spent THOUSANDS on vet bill thinking it was the dog's farts! What LIE cost you?

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How do you like your cornbread... Twitch and MJ have some SERIOUS opinions!

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The facts you need to start your week!

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Did a witness in the Depp v Heard trial testify while DRIVING? (yes, yes he did)

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Krystal... Crystal... Chrystal? Which is crazier?

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A man may have pretended to be a Federal agent to scare his neighbor into thinking she shot his Federal K9 Fox? yeah, its Weird. Also, what is the better way to spell the name Crystal? K or C?

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Do some people PEALLY put OJ on their cereal instead of milk? WHY????

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Penis Snakes have made their way to America!

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A local woman was SHOT IN THE FACE, but, it may have actually saved her life!

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Get your daily dose of ODD and UNUSUAL knowledge right here. Today: Bonus cat facts.

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A man is Japan is angry his family didn't show up to his wedding... TO A FICTIONAL HOLOGRAM CHARACTER!

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Twitch has been FURIOUSLY working behind the scenes on MJs book of traffic erortica.

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Some people should JUST GO AWAY... She is one of them.

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Monkey Boy found something ODD at the dollar store... Is it SACRELIGIOUS?

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So, is MJ writing a book based on her TRAFFIC Fetish? Twitch thinks so, and has a copy!

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During Fun Facts, did we learn that MJ has a TRAFFIC FETISH?

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The latest from the trial, including a lawyer who objected to his OWN QUESTION?

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Because of the word "SCABS", that why!

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Did the "cash me outside" girl REALLY make over $50 MILLION of Only Fans?

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Twitch and MJ react to video of a police chase in Powell County this weekend. It was WILD!

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Entertaining AND Informative? Yes and Yes!

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A college in Utah is teaching a course on HRAD CORE PORN!

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After talking about the METH HORSE, some listeners texted in about the NASTIES THING EVER... People EATING METH SCABS! Please, make it STOP!

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So, a horse was suspended from racing because it was HIGH ON METH! Our listeners have some ideas about how that could happen... Then, things get weird.

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Twitch made the mistake of trying to psycho analyze MJ. Turns out, she might not understand "love"... ?

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MJ catches you up on all the news you need to stay informed...

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Let Twitch and MJ inject your brain with knowledge!

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3 AMAZING science news stories that will blow your mind!

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A woman fell HEAD FIRST into an out house! Thats CRAPPY! Twitch challenged the audience to OUT PUN him. Did they?

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There was an ODD moment in the Depp/Heard trial yesterday... and Twitch is starting to think this whole this a work?

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A man allegedly attacked a hotel worker with a MAGIC WAND. Harry Potter was nowhere to be found.

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Scientists at MIT studied how best to SPLIT OREO cookies. If Twitch knew this was a field of study, he might be a scientist right now!

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A listener texted in that he replace his mom's humming bird nectar with RED BULL! Evidentally, thats a thing?

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Epp testified yesterday, and Twitch noticed something OFF about his voice.

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Today, in stoner news... A woman allegedly ran out of gas with 229 POUNDS of weed in her car... You would think if you were moving that much weed, you'd make sure the tank was full.

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Oddly enough, a conversation about MENTAL HEALTH, led to Twitch Top 3 TV MILF List... Oh, and Taco Bell is bringing back Mexican Pizza!

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SUPRISINGLY, Twitch and MJ talking about Masks on plane took a turn for the PERVY...? HOW?

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1/4 of people think their life is good enough to be a MOVIE or a BOOK... So, what is the BIGGEST plot twist in your life?

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Johnny Depp may testify today... Will he talk about the BED POOOPING?

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A listener asked if MJ would broadcast live from the Buccees grand opening. The short answer is NO. She can not handle that. Also, Why do we eat HAM on Easter?

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MJ has not filed her taxes yet, and she aint the ONLY one!

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We have now lost TWO Seinfeld moms in ONE MONTH! What is going on?

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A bunch of kids in a kindergarten classroom got DRUNK during snack time, when one kid brought in MARGARITAS to share!

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Is Nirvana Classic Rock? Green Day? Metallica? Some people say YES! How about you?

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Listen Seth came in today to bring Twitch and MJ treats, and then saw something HE DID NOT LIKE!

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The woman with the world's BIGGEST MOUTH meets the guy with the World's BIGGEST DOOGAN?

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Elon Musk may just pony up some cash and buy Twitter... Mean while, Twitch and MJ are hunting for Manager's Specials...

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A man was recently found dead inside a house with over 120 SNAKES! And yes, we was killed by one of them. Twitch and MJ both agree, they could NEVER live in that house...

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Let Twitch and MJ get your brain in gear with their HOT KNOWLEDGE! Plus, today, a little extra?

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A Swiss man might have been abusing himself a little TOO MUCH, and well, had a RARE medical condition because of it. Slow down dude!

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A guy who spent DECADES in prison for doing something HEINOUS is out, and selling out concerts. Can you guess who it is?

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A woman is clearing 6 figure as a professional BABY NAMER? WHAAAAAT?

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A man was arrested for trying to get a discount at a Wendys while allegedly posing as a DEA agent?

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The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial started yesterday, and is streaming on Court TV. This is a MUST WATCH.

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Monkey Boy has some how NEVER been to a Dollar Tree? What? So, he went yesterday, and came in bearing GIFTS for everyone!

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A band broke up, and MAJOR musicians all over the world mourned the loss... However, it's looking more and more like the band NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Today, let Twitch and MJ BLOW YOUR MIND with random bits of knowledge!

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The texts would NOT stop coming in about the horrible choices our listener's parents made. How did we all survive?

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Today, a story about a babysitter putting a kid in a dryer brought back memories of the time his DAD let him "take a ride" in the dryer. This was NOT A GOOD PARENTING DECISION! What horrible decisions did YOUR parents make?

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MJ could not open her coffee creamer, and got a little aggressive. Then, we play some Florida or Not.

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A new study claims that zaps to the doogan could help in bed? Not so sure about this. But, then MJ discusses how she would "React" when a one night stand left her "Wanting More"...?

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And they gave Twitch and MJ some GREAT advice on how to save money on GAS... And, what DOES NOT work!

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Today, the show started with Twitch and MJ discussing their morning routines, which led to a LOT of texts about what things people do every morning. Not sure why, but it is FASCINATING.

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The MOST AMAZING TRIAL STARTS TODAY! Listen to find out more

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Evidentially it was a life changing experience!

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OMG, Mj stopped at Buc-ees this weekend, and her life WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

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While talking about Buc-ees (Which is ALL thats on MJs mind right now) Mj learns that Earl had an INSTAGRAM account... 7 years in!

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Yes, we know it only Monday, but still...

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MJ Keeps trying to get people to go to the Cleremont Lounge... Which is a place in Atlanta famous for some ODD things. You just have to listen...

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The tabloids are reporting that WIll Smith is headed to REHAB for hitting Chris Rock?

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While talking about weekend plans, MJ asked Monkey if he wanted to go to, what is the WEIRDEST strip club ever... Then the story of a guy THOUGHT he was going camping, but, ended up in the middle of a FORREST RAVE... Coulda been worse!

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Twitch is ALL caught up in the Tiger Woods story... and is annoying inspirational.

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Kim and Pete? John Wayne Gacy? Twitch calling in and pretending to be a caller to yell at MJ for defending Charlie Manson? Oh Yeah!

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Droppin' knowledge like... Well like things drop I guess. (hey, maybe we are not the best at analogies.)

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Twitch and MJ had to settle a debate of how a certain word is said... Where do you stand on this?

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After finding out of MJ looks at online, a LOT of people texted in with their ODD internet obsessions...

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MJ looks at a LOT of ODD things online... But this might take the cake.

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Let MJ keep you informed and (maybe) entertained with all the news you need!

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Yes, the fun facts just keep getting Better and Better!

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Twitch started early with this because MJ put some of Fat Beccas "Boudoir" Photos on Facebook.

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Checkout audio of a hot air balloon ride gone WAY WRONG!!!!

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Get caught up with ALL the info you need... And hear Twitch go ALL IN on Tiger at the Masters!

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A man was arrested for doing nothing more than LIVING HIS BEST LIFE!

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A woman is on trial for allegedly murdering her husband... After writing an essay titles HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND?

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A man attacked a store clerk with CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS?

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This is one time I am GLAD I missed a concert. A DEAD RAPPER was embalmed, and PROPPED UP ON STAGE at his own memorial show?

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Want to drink a soda that tastes like SPACE? Or maybe like PIXELS? You're in luck!

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Since MJ was gone, Twitch had some replacement MJs call in and help out today. Nay KILLED IT with the birthdays!

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A best man recently STOLE the bride with his impassioned best man speech. So, Twitch asks what WEIRD things did you see go down at a wedding?

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Since MJ was out today, Kim called into to be a REPLACEMENT MJ.... And did a HELL of a job!

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More fall out from the Will Smith/Chris Rock fiasco. Was Will asked to Leave? And, What does Biden think?

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A man ROBBED another man, but then, made him PINKY SWEAR that he would NOT call the cops. He did. Where is the honor?

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A company in China is facing criticism for saying that "Fired" employees were actually "Graduating" from their jobs... How nice!

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While talking about traffic, MJ got the "Waddy Peytona" exit confuse with "Waddy PEYOTE"! Does the ALWAYS have drugs on the brain? Yes, the answer is yes!

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Twitch's mind was BLOWN when he found out that there was a game ladies could play with their NETHER regions!!!

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Twitch made fun of MJs cat Fat Becca, and she did NOT fund it funny.

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If you got ONE FREE SLAP on ANYONE, who would you use it on...? MJ has an odd answer for this.

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MJ is going to Europe on vacation, and she has ONE MAJOR concern... Can you guess what it is?

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Do you think the Will Smith/Chris Rock slap was STAGED? Twitch does!

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During MJ's Hollywood Minute, Twitch and MJ discuss the updates in the Taylor Hawkins story. This is so sad!

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Dolphins are A Holes, Plastic in Blood, and How long YOU could live...

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Things are getting weird in the Z Rock studio, and MJ is CONVINCED someone is LIVING HERE!

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MJ saw an article this weekend about how some Gen Z'ers are FAKING having Tourette's to get clicks. That is MESSED UP!

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MORE on the new hotness of people faking tourettes syndrome for clicks? Twitch tries to give it to MJ, but it looks like that is not gonna happen.

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Today, Twitch and MJ are loading up some Classic Best Of Segments. Enjoy!

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Today, Twitch and MJ are loading up some Classic Best Of Segments. Enjoy!

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Today, Twitch and MJ are loading up some Classic Best Of Segments. Enjoy!

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Today, Twitch and MJ are loading up some Classic Best Of Segments. Enjoy!

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MJ woke up and realized that DRUNK MJ went on Amazon, and bought her some presents... Is she the only person this happens to?

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A funeral home is in trouble for cremating the WRONG person, and ruining his Rapture plans... Twitch, was very confused, and realized he knew NOTHING about the rapture?

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A man pulled a GUN on Mike Tyson, and Iron Mike DIDN'T FLINCH!

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A man spent 20 YEARS eating DOG TREATS... Without knowing what they were. What did YOU learn WAY TOO LATE?

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Today, a father and son tried to bond... over their mutual love of METH! #Merica!

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Twitch and MJ BLOW YOUR MIND with Facts... Why are you reading this? Click and listen!

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Kid Rock recently said that Pres. Trump sought his advice on dealing with. N Korea?

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A woman lost a SHOT GLASS in her "Lady Parts", and forgot about it for FOUR YEARS! How???

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A family recently found something in their order of nachos that mad MJ VERY jealous!

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Party Paddy showed up to surprise Twitch today, and MJ BROUGHT IT in the H'wood Minute!

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During todays fun facts, MJ got mad that Twitch mixed up "elves" and "Leprechauns", but, turns out he was RIGHT!

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While enjoying St. Patricks Festivities, Monkey Boy brought up a drink that once got him in a little bit of trouble, Buy, why?

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MJ WON'T SHUT UP about a bottle she found at Ollie's... Its a water bottle that is a BLUE TOOTH PHONE! WHY?

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Twitch is FULL OF PUNS for this story... Sorry!

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Its sad that we have to tell people this, but, we do.... I blame the internet.

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Let Twitch and MJ entertain AND inform with their patented mind-blowing fun facts...

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The US Senate voted unanimously to make daylight saving time permanent. But, there are some drawbacks. Also, why is Twitch so into Tom Ackerman?

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Yep, MJ bought a reusable water bottle that can also DOUBLE AS A PHONE! Does ANYBODY really need this?

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A group of thieves are using a mini van with a trap door to steal a LOT of gas!

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Elon Musk has CHALLENGED Putin to a fist fight for the freedom of Ukraine!

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After showing Twitch her new "Toy", Twitch and MJ engaged in some Tradio on the Radio, and Twitch told old AV Squad battle stories.

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All the news you NEED to get your mind right this morning.

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Today, Twitch and MJ out do them selves to bring you the best FUN FACTS of all time!

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Dolly Parton is a CLASS Act! She has asked that she NOT be voted into the rock HOF because she does not feel deserving.

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Pete Davidson is going into SPACE!!! Maybe he's going there to get away from Kanye?

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MJ went ALL IN on some kiwis... and now she has A LOT and can't give them away... They are indeed the WORST FRUIT!

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A guy just paid $500k for Tom Brady's last touchdown ball. Then, just hours later, Tom Brady UN-RETIRED!

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Looks like the group of hackers known as Anonymous have taken down the RUSSIAN intelligence site. Well done!

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Everyday, Twitch and MJ BRING THE FACTS! Get you brain charged up for the day.

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Yes, there could be an invasion of GIANT FLYING SPIDERS! NOPE!

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Every Friday Twitch gives you all the science news you need! Ants SNIFFING CANCER? Yes!

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MJ has ALL the news you need to start your day!

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Today, a Canadian Sniper and a guy who CLIMBED INSIDE A VOLCANO to save a dog!

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How do they do it EVERY DANG DAY????

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Some updates on Ukraine... and MJ enlightens us with her Hot Takes?

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A teacher is accused of BITING some students... But, her excuse is EVEN WEIRDER!

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Today, let Twitch and MJ BLOW YOUR MIND with their amazing facts!

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A man had to be rescued 2 TIMES in 2 DAYS when he went hiking... Maybe, he should just stay home?

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A guy PRETENDING to be a cop screwed up and pulled over a real cop. Then, things get weird!

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A woman in Thailand SHOT HER HUSBAND IN THE PENIS WITH A SPEAR GUN! MJ has a new idol.

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A guy is making a LOT of money doing something that might help us all... Taking on telemarketers!

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Let MJ give you ALL the news you need to get going!

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A naked man POOPED on his neighbor's glass table... WTF is wrong with people?

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Today, somehow, some way, the fun facts are EVEN BETTER than yesterday!

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A surprisingly large amount of people believe that WEREWOLVES are real...? What is your ODD belief?

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Some people are VERY ANGRY with a restaurant in Canada that is know for POUTINE (Which is a gravy, fries, and cheese dish) because they think it was named after PUTIN! Please, just stop!

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Some thieves broke into a truck and stole a box... FILLED WITH HUMAN HEADS!.

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Start your week with a HOT DOSE OF KNOWLEDGE!

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Coach Cal lost his rolex while celebrating the Women's SEC tourney win. This brought up a larger point. WHY CAN'T MEN FIND THINGS?

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So, MJ has some VERY ODD experiences that she believes are common, shared experiences... For instance, don't you have a friend that BLEACHES ROAD KILL BONES? What, you don't?

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Two American astronauts are taking part in a 10 month experiment, and are about to get a rude surprise!

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Today, Twitch breaks down the new Ye song... With a little help from MJ.

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Even MORE Pete/Ye knews.... and yes, Twitch and MJ might be a "Little" obsessed.

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Pete Davidson might be GOING TO SPACE with Jeff Bezos. I wonder if Kim will go with him?

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2 guys robbed the WRONG van, and they might end up DEAD!

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Everyday, the facts just get BETTER AND BETTER!!! How is that even possible?

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The updates just get WEIRER and WIERDER!

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Some kids in an AZ daycare pulled a real life Rugrats ESCAPE!

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So, there is EVEN MORE weird Kanye/Pete news. Got the tea here.

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A woman is in a bit of trouble for allegedly paying some guys to DIG UP ER EX BOYFRIEND!

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If you thought yesterdays fun facts were goo, then get ready to have your mind blown!

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An update an a BIG situation in Lex, that has to do with a SCOURGE on the city... And, a job that pays a LOT of money to do something terrifying!

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A woman did the UNTHINKABLE during METH FUELED SEX... This story is MESSED UP!

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Twitch was asked a question by one of his kids, and he had NO IDEA how to answer it... How would you have handled it.

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This might be one of the most controversial topics Twitch and MJ have ever talked about about... But, it NEES to be discussed!

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All the news you need to start your day. And the latest on PETE and KANYE!

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How do Twitch and MJ KEEP doing it? Everyday, the facts just get BETTER and BETTER!

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There are some FALSE stories floating around out there... Let Twitch and MJ catch you up!

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Twitch and MJ cover a LOT of topics in this segment... But it ends with something Twitch CLAIMS he saw... Did he?

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What does Maynard do during shows and what's up with Pearl Ham and the Foo Fighters?

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If you thought the fun facts were good yesterday, just wait till you hear these!

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Soon, you could talk through you medical issues with Alexa? Twitch is kind of suspicious about it.

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A Man just won $10 MILLION... after already winning $10 MILLION!!! Yes, he won TWICE!!!!!

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Twitch and MJ saw something VERY ODD on the Today Show this morning.

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What's Up with Pete and Kanye? Find out here!

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MJ has plan to renovate the Z Studio into a fully functioning RESTURAUNT?

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Get your daily dose of knowledge right here!!!

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With the ice yesterday, a lot of people locally were stuck in traffic... One in particular had a REALLY BAD DAY!

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A dog food company is going to pay someone to spend 2 months smelling their dog's POOP?

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A group trafficking in HUMAN ORGANS got busted because they were making JEWELRY out of the body parts??? WTH?

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A man BROKE INTO A POLICE station... to rob it? Seems like a bad idea!

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A few days ago, there were TWO separate incidents of cows getting loose on Lexington streets... We, it turns out, it happened somewhere else too.. The Cows are RISING UP!

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Let Twitch and MJ frill your brain with all their HOT knowledge!

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A teacher's homemade "Movie" may have been airdropped to 200 of her students! Ooops!

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Today in Florida or not, and very WERID and OBVIOUS crime...

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A show on A and E has been cancelled after THREE episodes... Totally NOT because it creeped people out... It was about Adults Adopting Adults... And things got WEIRD!

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After getting "All horned up" over a traffic story, Twitch and MJ then talked bout how HALF of people are convinced they could be an Olympian.

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A West Virginia couple is in jail, accused of planning a GOODWILL HEIST! Aren't there better places to rob? Just sayin'...

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A man was STABBED because he left some floaters in a train station toilet. Who does that????

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Twitch shares some of his poems about life on the Northside... He is a true artist...

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And now, the audience joins in.

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A BOAT LOAD of Porsches, Lambos, and Bentleys is ON FIRE!

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Twitch fancies himself a poet, and had come up with some poems for the Northside?

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A guy came up with a GRAT idea for Valentines day. Surprisingly, MJ has a problem with it.

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A man and woman's tinder date ended in CHILDBIRTH! And, good looking people are healthier Great.

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Who knew CHILI would be such a divisive topic...? Noodles or No?

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Disney is going to start building home communities around the county... does this sound CREEPY?

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Prince Andrew settled... But why is the story going away???

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A cop had to chase down a drunk woman riding a suitcase! Oh, and POOP was involved.

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A woman has been arrested after allegedly faking TWO pregnancies at work to get time off. How did she NOT think she would get caught?

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A man is in BIG trouble for trying to open a PLANE DOOR, midflight.... So he could tell people about vaccines.

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Your daily dose of Twitch and MJ Fun facts!

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Twitch's OCD is ever evolving, and MJ and Monkey Boy take a stroll down memory lane and enjoy some of their favorites!

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Got something you NEED to get off your chest? Seems like a lot of people do. Say it to Twitch and MJ!

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Today in Florida or not, a listener gives his answer BEFORE he hears the story... Is it a smart move?

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The Jelly Roll talk led to ODD texts regarding large people and sex... And, Twitch and MJ tell you why you should NEVER call your girlfriend "Hoss"

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After playing some Jelly Roll this morning, Monkey Boy brought up his interesting back story... And his HOT wife. Then Twitch spoke about the time, Twitch wanted to see if Bonnie would survive if he died during sex... Yes, we know it's weird.

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While doing the Daily Dumbass today, a local story made national news involving an alleged criminal using a fake name that got him busted anyway. This, then let to a conversation on MJ's SECRET Toile Paper stash?

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Start your week with a hot knowledge injection from Twitch and MJ

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A couple bought a second hand couch, and got an AWFUL surprise!

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Each Friday, Twitch pulls his favorite science stories from the week to BLOW YOUR MIND! Today a new material that could replace steal and killer asteroid news?

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Twitch and MJ were NOT happy with the new Pam and Tommy show... Are you?

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Kinky ranks 50th as a state in it's level of KINK! Where are all my freaks at?

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Let Twitch and MJ catch you up on all the days news and entertainment that you need to stay in the know!

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No matter the weather, Twitch and MJ DELIVER all the hot knowledge you need!

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Twitch has an idea that MAYBE, he could get a job being the person who names new drugs... and, turns out, he is GOOD at it.

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After talking about getting free pizza in school for reading, Twitch and MJ reflect on the awesomeness of tiny personal pan pizzas... And NO, MJ, there is no pizza party.

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Dally has been nominated, but SHOULD she get in? What about NICKELBACK?

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Let Twitch and MJ fill your mind with some AMAZING fun Facts!!!!

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A chicken almost broke into the world's most secure building... How?

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Today, learn all about R Kelly, Mr. Show with Bob and Dave, and Snoop's Dog?

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What did the groundhog see today? Does it even matter? He's a RODENT! Plus, there are some texters who have questions for MJ, and she is forced to backtrack.

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Let Twitch and MJ fill your brain with all sorts of HOT knowledge!

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Do you know your partners phone password? Twitch can't believe that this many people don't! MJ is one of those people!

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Twitch missed a GOLDEN opportunity to play the "My Taints jacked Up" sounder... Then, someone ask a question about joint bank accounts. Listeners had some thoughts.

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The segment starts of with some hot WORDLE news, and a listener texts in about why he will NEVER sneak through his wife's phone ever again.

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Today in the Hollywood Minute, Twitch has some thoughts on the Joe Rogan/Spotify situation.

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Get some WEIRD knowledge today with Twitch and MJ. Need to know about whale vaginas or Popeye? You're in luck!

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With a historic win for the Queen City, Party Pat came back on to talk about what's going on in Cincy this morning.

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Its being reported that Kanye West is allegedly spreading a VERY ODD rumor about Pete Davison.

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A man was NOT HAPPY that his friend turned down his home made fried taters... And things get all beaty....

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Today, Twitch and MJ learned that Monkey Boys wears his WORK CLOTHES all day, until he goes to bed. That ain't right?

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Today is the day Joe Exotic's sentence get reduced... Will he get out?

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Today in science news, it might be possible to grow new BODY PARTS?

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Twitch and MJ gave listeners the chance to make anonymous confessions, and to be honest, some of ya'll need Jesus.

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Get your daily does of HOT FUN FACTS right here!

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MJ's WEIRD "Collection" has migrated over to Twitch's side... So, Twitch took evasive action!

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Get caught up with all the news you need to start your day! Plus someone is out there living Twitch's BEST life!

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Listeners share their stories that ended with them waking up in the hospital after doing something stupid. Turns out, this happens a lot!

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The segment starts off with an ORIGINAL song by MJ... Then, they play some Florida or not!

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Let Twitch and MJ fill your mind with useless knowledge!

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Please, be with her during these tough times.

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A man has been accused of breaking into homes and stealing a LOT of panties... Then, things get weird.

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All the entertainment news you need to fill your brain!

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Some monkeys escaped from a transport truck... And it may be bad news.

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Twitch got an ODDDDD Amazon suggestion pop up on his FB page. Is this a thing?

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Your daily dose of HOT USELESS FACTS with Twitch and MJ

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A man is accused of DRAGGING HIS DEAD UNCLE into a post office to collect his check. Then, things get weird.

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A man in England is missing both his nipples after a friend FLICKED THEM OFF!!!! (Really!)

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A man was treated for the last 10 years for pain from a hernia... Too bad they didn't take a closer look, because it turns out his UTERUS was acting up!?!?!?!

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A woman tried to get her BF out of jail by FAXING a release order... I am SHOCKED this did not work.

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You need some Knowledge? We got you covered!

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A man from Ireland had some ISSUES on a flight to America. And Twitch noticed something ODD at the end of the story.

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The segment starts off with of people people dying by BREAST SMOTHERING! Then, Twitch and MJ play Florida or Not with a story about A LOT of people falling out of windows.

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A mom recently made news headlines by claiming she heard FURRIES had LITTER BOXES in school restrooms... it is NOT in fact true!

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While talking about Elon Musk's Neural-link, Twitch became HIGHLY ANNOYED with the fact that it took MJ a half hour to eat a taco...

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You had to go the entire weekend with no weird facts, so, load up now!

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People who make money by putting their pets on Instagram have to deal with what happens when their pets die... so, they are having them cloned. WTF? Then, things get weird.

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Turns out that There IS M and M EROTIC FAN FICTION! WHO IS THIS FOR?

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M&Ms have decided to change some of their candy mascots... Who exactly had a problem with them before?

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Today, we learned abut a new sexual maneuver that MJ might have an interest in... Then, Twitch and MJ play Florida or not.

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You got a brain, and we got facts to shove in it... Enjoy!

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Food from the 90s is set to be a trend in 2022. Do you remember all these foods?

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MJ found her old Insane Clown Posse CDs... And that set Twitch off. In his defense, is he wrong?

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Today, Let TWITCH tell you all the hollywood news you can handle. And, today's segment involves a TALKING WIENER?

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Today in Florida or Not, a NOT APPROVED home cure for impotence?

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Yes, really. There is some drama going on in the Jim Varney Fan Club FB site MJ follows... I wish I were making this up.

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Turns out that a lot of people were angry that Google changed their white noise sound on their smart speaker... Then, things get weird.

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Get all the HOT knowledge you need to get your day going.

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What do you NEED to get off your chest? Turns out, a LOT!

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After taking about things people wanted to get off their chest, one listener admits to a SECRET MARRIAGE!

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New development in the Maxwell/Epstein story... Will we soon know MORE names of people involved?

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A new and DUMB challenge has people boiling chicken in Nyquil?

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In the Award winning Hollywood Minute, we learn that Kanye has threatened Pete Davidson in a song?

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A town in Minnesota is offering FREE land for people to move there. They are known as the goose capital of the US... And, if you go, you get a FREE subscription to the town newspaper, the HONKER!

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A woman is accused of FAKING her own kidnapping because she was sick o her husband. We are sure many can relate.

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Let Twitch and MJ fill ya head hot, but kinda useless facts!

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A joke in the weather forecast led to an ODD discussion of a band most people have forgotten about.

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A man claims he lost an inch and a half of PENIS after getting Covid!

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A school system was trying to combat body image issues by handing out SPANX to kids?

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Prince Andrew is STRIPPED of his title and honors... Now, he's just a regular dirt bag?

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This is an update to a Florida story from last year... A man had SEX with a stuffed Olaf doll in a Target... and only got a MISDEMANOR... What the HELL does it take to get a

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Today in Florida or Not, a man's mom brought WEED BROWNIES to a senior center. It DID NOT END WELL!

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Twitch and MJ could not STOP the cereal texts... Turns out there are a LOT of cereal opinions out there... AND, some outdated thinking.

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Twitch brought up a VERY divisive topic this morning. Do you MIX CEREAL???? There were a LOT of opinions. Some might say the world is not ready for talk this HOT!

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MJ was talking about her fire marshal grandpa, and Twitch had some questions... Then, he makes it REALLY WEIRD!

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They are making a movie about the BEANIE BABY BUBBLE! And, Twitch and MJ can't wait to see it. Tw and MJ remember the WEIRD DAYS when everyone was investing in beanies!

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Before they play Florida or not, a listener texted in about a sexual technique he swears by. Nah, I'm good bro.

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Before the Hollywood Minute, Twitch got an ODDDD offer from the text line. Hmmmmmm.

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Twitch saw a FB post recently that he was SURE was trying to get peoples security question answers... And, he blames MJ?

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So, Monkey Boy is REALLY into puzzles right now, and was looking for something... hmmmm, "Specific"...

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Twitch noticed something during the National title game last night. Space Force was there?!?!?!

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Let MJ tell you all the things you need to know, and listen at Twitch and MJ complain about their not so smart dogs...

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A dog recently went on a fantastic voyage when it was snatched up by an OWL!!!

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Today, some REALLY mind blowing fun facts about absorbing fish, Alaska, and Final Destination.

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A mother is accused of putting her 13 year old in the TRUNK OF HER CAR because she thought he had Covid...

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