Distractions: Recent Episodes
Drew Duncan
The gals resurface to chat all kinds of things! Sourdough, Newsies, electrolysis.
(This was recorded before the recent Kate Middleton news or else that's all we would be talking about)
Big dump of an update! The gals talk nails, straight As, Naked Attraction, and cervixes.
Woo hoo the gals are checking in! And it's a doozy, cause have you guys heard about these aliens?!
Wow we're back for our quarterly check in! Drew's on the picket line, Brenna's talking cults, and Mallory is TERRIFIED of AI.
We're back?? Drew sees Titanic, Brenna's done with winter, and Mallory has a busy Valentines day.
It's the new year and we're trying!! Brenna gives us her expert rundown on Spare, Mallory has a new car, and Drew can't stop thinking about those Pandoran whales.
Wow, we're back after a big break. We of course discuss periods, vacation limits, skunks, TikTok, and a very creamy Girl, no. And remember, if you're doing good, you're not paying attention!
Wow we're back?? Talking about carnivals, jury duty, and how we would discipline Prince Louis.
Hear Mallory get her nut milker live on the air as the gals discuss customer service interactions, stranger danger, and diarrhea (of course).
Well guys, we made it. 100 episodes! We look back on our three years of podcasting and read listener submitted Dealbreakers. Thanks for listening!
The wibes are weird as we chat about Mal's search for a new doctor, Brenna's favorite age, and the internet's worst rabbit hole. We're sorry about the poop, guys.
We're back and we're chatty! So many things to discuss including cocoons, sleepovers, Mandy Moore, bog mummies, and Sing 2. Yay!
The gals are back and limping across that 2021 finish line. Mal's current haunting, winter shoes, and humiliating moments are discussed.
Brenna's dogs are barking after a long week of single motherhood, Mal revisits her old college bathroom couch, and Drew's keeps up with her sexy neighbors.
We RAMBLE on this one guys. It's been a while, can you blame us? We talk Dune, getting pulled over, pranks gone wrong, toilet culture updates, and Drew finally takes Agnes to the dump.
Looks like this is now a podcast about the movie Malignant. Also, spooky season, Mal's birthday, and Dealbreakers.
We're alive and chatting about family reunions, dog shame, and important Hollywood news. Plus, Mal gets fired up about an old feud.
It's our 90th episode and we're talking about parking garage mishaps, when poop is safe to eat, and whether or not Carrot Top is a necrophiliac. Get vaccinated!
We're back at it again! Chats about beach exhaustion, chapstick, Marvel, and melted chocolate. Plus, Agnes and Mallory duke it out.
The gals chat about the day their bladders shrunk, Epstein Barr, and their housewife dreams. Plus, Mal issues an apology.
The gals yuk it up about fireworks, body issues, and June's lifetime ban from scissors. Don't hide your butt under a bushel!
The gals chat it up about their dark vision boards, girls' camp, and being haunted by Bo Burnham
Very exciting ep! Carnivals, nannies, and an in depth discussion about Mal's friend making goals. Be careful of those MLMs!
The gals get into it about moles, Friends, and dvd bonus features. Welcome to lordoftherings.net!
The gals are back and talking about TV, being vaxxed, and the worst cruise of all time.
The Gals get into it about Brenna's fat dog, fighting with your sisters, and targeted farting.
The Gals are back! Brenna updates everyone on her wonderfully eccentric daughter, Drew will not be skydiving anytime soon, and Mal recounts a truly crazy day at work.
Mal's a darling, Brenna gives us a duct update, and Drew is extremely confident in this episode.
The gals get into it this week about Mal's memorable fashion, enneagrams, and Drew getting ambushed by coyotes. Also, they tackle the eternal question: Is Belle draggin' a wagon?
Lots of very important stuff this ep. Conor has broken up with his mother, Prince Harry is a doof, and Brenna is NOT pleased with this week's deal breaker. Don't dying!
Listen in as the gals discuss quarantine brain, Mal discovers that makeup expires, and Brenna reveals how Far From the Madding Crowd almost ruined her marriage.
Real wide ranging ep this week as we discuss Armie Hammer, Brenna Thee Beach Bum, Mal's sensual experience with a Reeses cup, and a very potentially dangerous Girl, No.
We're back and we can't stop talking about Osmosis Jones?! Also, Mal is scent training, Drew got that ice cold vaccine, Brenna would totally sell her poop, and James crushes ice in the background.
The gals discuss scenarios that turn them into Karens, Mal vows to get herself a boyfriend in 2021, and Brenna gets herself put on the Air BnB no fly list.
We're back! It was a long winter break and boy do we have updates. Comin' at you with the Big Nell Energy!
The gals give Brenna a good old fashioned pump up before diving deep into Mal's DMs. Be sure to visit the dungeon on your way out!
The gals chill out and discuss Christmas plans, movies, and the perils of Instagram ads.
Do the gals talk about diarrhea again? Why yes they do. But they also talk about bangs, butts, and bad posture.
The gals mentally prepare themselves for a weird thanksgiving. Also, Mal's in an exciting relationship with her colon, and Brenna is the best friend ever.
Well, it's been a crazier than expected couple of weeks, so the gals have a nice old fashioned debrief.
No new ep this week, but we're here to calm your election night jitters with a special treat. Enjoy the best and craziest stories by the one, the only, THEE Mallory. Girl, Yes!
We got a long one! The gals chat about the impending apocalypse and dramatic head turn REBECCA before revisiting their embarrassing childhood selves.
The gals get into it this week. Brenna has psychic bad luck, Drew is a high school bully, Mal has her meat sticks, and everyone rolls out their Dr. Fauci impression.
The gals get sincere (but not too sincere) while they answer some important questions. Plus, a very fragrant Girl, No.
The gals cover a lot of ground today, from the Mulan remake to ghosts to traumatizing pet stories.
The gals are back together again! Brenna's had enough of her neighbors, Mal is Ace Ventura, and some very special surprise visitors visit the pod!
We're back and we brought desert pizzas! Tune in to hear the gals weigh in on bangs, boobs, and the fast approaching end of the world.
It's official, Brenna's daughter is spooky and we might as well accept it. Also, Drew is becoming her weirdest self, plus a very special birthday song.
Put your nursing bras on, cause we're back! The gals update each other on Brenna's overachieving right boob, Drew's new life as a lonely cemetery hunchback, and all the lying creeps that Mal has dated. Plus, burial preferences, at home haircuts, and Brenna's new barn boy ghost.
Thanks for tuning in and welcome back!
We're back! We talk about Brenna's psychic visions, toilet flumes, and whether or not social media is useful in any way.
We got a long one! The gals get into it about quarantine routines, the perfect turkey sandwich, and the necessity of showering.
You are not going to BELIEVE how many times Agnes farts in Mal's mouth during this episode.
It's the 50th (plaid) episode of Distractions! We're back from our babymoon with guns a blazin'!
Listen to hear Conor Perry's exclusive podcast debut, Drew get legit angry at Agnes, and every's thoughts on body hair. Also, is this the first ever instance of someone switching sides while breastfeeding on a podcast? It's possible!
Brenna REALLY is having her baby this week, we swear. Meanwhile, Drew is a lizard and Mal sweats it out in her sweat den.
The gals are fed up with Utah County, Brenna is still pregnant, and everyone shares some very low stakes to do lists.
Another week! Brenna has a baby update, Drew feels neutral, and Mal has a teleconferencing disaster. Stay inside!
Boy howdy things sure have gotten out of hand! Take a break from these stressful times and come hang with the gals, who are also very stressed actually.
The Gals are back! They chat crazy dogs, Six Flags, and their new baby headband business.
The gals chat about nervous dogs, babies, and the oscars. Also, updates on the search for whimsy.
Brenna's cold, Mal wants adventure, and everyone plays a round of 'Which Animal Would You Marry.'
Official Royal Correspondent Brenna Perry keeps everyone ABREAST on all things Windsor this week as Mal starts her transformation into a depressed Sith lord.
It's the new year and all we can think about is Cats. We're not quite sure what we saw, but we sure did see it.
The last episode of the year! The gals are in a jolly mood as they discuss Mal's religious celebrity experience and where they were 10 years ago. Happy Holidays!
Just a quick lil' update to show you all that we're committed to the podcast. Thank you for all the support!
The gals are back! They gab about Mal's dreams, in-laws, June's power pooping, and play a quick dealbreaker. Plus, Brenna shares some big news!
We'll be back next week with more distractions, but please enjoy this special Christmas remix in the meantime!
A quick Thanksgiving ep in which Brenna DELIGHTS us all with a special surprise. (Don't worry, Mal made it back to LA in one piece).
Listen to the gals chew right into the mic as Mal gets her identity stolen and everyone takes a look back at their search histories.
Brenna tells us about her spooky but informative ghost tour as Drew and Mallory have a bonding car disaster.
We got a shorty but a sweetie for you today! A fine addition into the Girl, No hall of fame.
The gals have a guest on the pod today! Whitney Meek flexes on everyone with her impeccable accent work, Brenna's daughter fat shames her, Drew is OBSESSED with Tibet the spiritual guide dog, and Mal holds court as the world's premiere frozen pizza connoisseur.
Mal and Drew are #hanginginthere in LA. The gals play a nice, soothing game of hot seat.
Mal and Drew are getting settled after the Big Move, which means the gals are back and better than ever! Listen for James being James as well as a very long tangent about OBGYNs.
The gals are frazzled this week, as evidenced by the terrible sound quality, screaming child, and whiny dog. But we #loveourfans so you get to hear this anyway!
WE'RE BACK! Thank you loyal listeners! Brenna tells us about her romantic Scottish adventure and Mal recounts her recent meeting with her nemesis.
Hey guys! Brenna's gallivanting through the Scottish highlands this week, so we didn't get to record a new episode. But! We care about you so much that we're posting a conversation from a few weeks ago. It didn't seem interesting enough to share at the time, but it's better than nothing, right?
We're Back! You've probably forgotten us completely by this point, so we play the Newlywed Game to reintroduce ourselves. Also, Brenna throws down in a parking lot.
Drew and Brenna try to explain to Mallory what they witnessed at Hugh Jackman's one man show.
The gals get up on a lot of soap boxes today! Guns! Men! The Lion King! They also introduce a fun game the whole family can enjoy. Lions, are you with me?
Drew is in convalescence after a buck wild wisdom teeth extraction. Mal has an existential crisis which of course leads back to robots.
The gals HAVE to get to lunch, so it's a short one. Mal's afraid of mankind's hubris, Brenna's afraid of men in gorilla masks, and Drew's not putting up with any dealbreakers.
It's a rambly one as the gals discuss Taylor Swift's pandering ways, Mallory's torrid love affair, and peeing while running.
WE'RE BACK! Mal has returned from the Motherland and the gals are randier than ever! We get some housekeeping related to which of your lover's body parts you would wear around your neck out of the way before discussing the most pressing issue of our time: Taron's performance in Rocketman.
If you're not interested in Game of Thrones, then you're about to be bored. The gals and Very Special Guest JAMES discuss the finale mere minutes after watching it. Drew performs a special musical number, everyone has a Dinklage-off, and Agnes the Dog barfs live on the air! The gals also announce a two week hiatus.
Mal needs her smelling salts, Brenna is fixated on burning down a water tower, and everyone yells about parking in this special episode. Then, the gals muse about an extremely basic white girl version of The Purge.
Mallory's back from her regional conference and boy is everyone excited! The gals have a very important discussion about Endgame, Brenna is surprised by a cult, and Mallory shares a private video.
Mal's STILL at her conference, so it's another quickie for you. Listen as Mallory takes an on-air pee while the gals gab about the news of the day.
The gals are back for a quick check in because they care about their audience. Where is Mal? Why sugar daddy? Does Brenna look like Prince William's rumored mistress?
Brenna can't stop talking about Game of Thrones before the gals decide to just sing the whole episode.
Hear Mal chew right into the mic as the gals get catty about Lena Dunham and discuss the specific charms of EFY.
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Mallory is disillusioned with sweet Taron and everyone reminisces about grade school. Then, the gals put their best foot forward and share their most compelling fart stories.
It's a very special HIGH TECH episode of Distractions! The gals cut it up on FaceTime with a marathon game of Deal Breaker, which quickly becomes mostly fart based.
The gals are a little punchy in this late-night episode. They try to distract themselves from the ever encroaching specter of death by discussing celebrity look alikes, hair disasters, Taylor Swift’s journey, and Mal’s fear of robots. Then, Brenna steers things into PG-13 territory with a thought provoking question.
It's spring time and the gals are feeling fine. Mallory lusts after a gorilla, Drew describes her hilariously weak body, and meconium babies everywhere finally get some representation. Then, everyone NAILS Shallow before things devolve into a Jackson Maine-off.
The gals have a hard time getting their energy levels up until a quickly deteriorating Mallory swoops in to save the day with the greatest story of all time. Also, Drew EXPOSES Paw Patrol and Brenna makes everyone sing show tunes.
What a doozy! The gals go deep and dark this week as Mallory shares a saucy dream, Brenna maintains that she would never date a murderer, and Drew talks about the dangers of living alone. Also, catch the debut of the soon to be hit song about everyone's favorite monster.
The mics are HOT this week as the gals dive deep into the Prattiverse to discover what men really want. Also, Mal tells a real corker of a creep story, Brenna wonders if the perfect Mormon woman even exists, and everyone blows out your headphones with a karaoke challenge.
The gals chat about Mallory's sick bike skills, share a very unpopular opinion, and try to understand the musical Cats.
In our first episode, the ladies distract themselves with Celebrity Feuds, Movies They Haven't Seen, and Taron Time. Drew gives it up for Taylor Swift's height, Mallory appreciates symmetrical nipples, and Brenna isn't fooled by Mandy Moore's tricks.