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DJ LAM remixes your face AND #sum41, #B.O.B., #glassanimals, #eminem, #theneighbourhood, and much more. Try and keep your chin from melting off
It's true. Dana Loesch's redneck sister, Didi, is a spokesperson for the National Reptile Association.
DJ Lam mixes the #SpinDoctors (what?), #countingcrows, #xambassadors, and more in this edition of the FridayTurnUP.
DJ Lam frankensteins #Prodigy and the #SmashingPumpkins, #SuperOrganism and #RickRoss, #Muse and #BrunoMars, and much more. A roaring March turnup check it out
DJ LAM savages your headphones with #Chvrches, #Mumford, #GreenDay, #ThirdEyeBlind, #REM, and more #remixes and #mashups.
OG snarkhead Bill St. James St. James is sooo out of touch and give you the highlights of this years #Oscars
Mad Scientist DJ Lam puts his mix on #AltJ and #theFreshPrince, #NIN, #Eminem, #Ludacris
DJ Lam slayed this with mixes of the #SmashingPumpkins, #RageAgainstTheMachine, #Gorillaz, and #DeathCabForCutie.
LAM puts together another sick mix with #WalkTheMoon, #AJR, #falloutboy, #soulaboy, and #Cranberries. Turnup all weekend long!!!!
DJ Lam destroys another Friday with mixes from #YoungTheGiant, #Beck, #BeastieBoys, #BishopBriggs, #PortugalTheMan, #ThirdEyeBlind, #Eminem, #NotoriousBIG
DJ Lam does it again with mixes from #GreenDay, #SirSly, #2Pac, #TheKillers, #AFI, #FalloutBoy, #Biggie, and much much more. Taste the #remix
This week Bishop Briggs, Kings Of Leon, Switchfoot, Imagine Dragons, and many more get the DJ LAM treatment in the #1019FridayTurnup. #remix #alt #turnitup
DJ LAM has put together a masterpiece to kick off the new year. Featuring re-imagined AJR, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Florence And The Machine, Fallout Boy, and much much more. TURN IT UP
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Bon Jovi wins fan vote for Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and find out more right here on #ALT1019
We had an archaeologist call in this morning to discuss Bears Ears and Trumps visit to Utah today on ALT 101.9
Cat Palmer from Utah calls in and discusses how she got people together to form an anti-trump message
Kim Fischer from ABC 4 calls in and talks about her story of being sexually abused as a child. #ALT1019
Have you ever wondered why you thought your boo was attractive? We may have an answer for you! #ALT1019
Today on SAS, find out the Christmas songs you must know for this holiday... on ALT 101.9
Katy Perry kicks a ball from her show here in Utah and it hit a guy directly in his face, and we got the change to talk to him about it. Here what he has to say right here on ALT 101.9.
After a week hiatus, White Hot finally comes back to the show to fix the unchanged Clockosaurus
The Alt Morning Show tries Thanksgiving flavored Ice Cream just in time for Thanksgiving! Find out their reactions here on ALT 101.9
Fook, White Hot Hiskey, play a game of "Would you rather?" with the one-and-only Ben Winslow from FOX 13!
Would you ever honk at a Cop if he was still stopped at a Green Light?? Here what one person did right here on ALT 101.9!
Listen to our Traffic Girl Lexi, take on a new kind of reporting style after one of our listeners had some advice to give.
Lindsey, Fook, and White Hot discuss they're best flip off stories and find out who has the best right here on ALT 101.9
Comedian Colin Quinn stopped by the Morning Show to talk about his upcoming show at Wise Guys and much more.
Diddy aka Puff Daddy decided to change his name once again... find out what his new name is right here on ALT 101.9.
All week White Hot has been trying out new meals that have been cooked with different kinds of candy in them... Find out his reaction when we decided to mix candy with spaghetti!
The TV show House Of Cards just recently got canceled. Find out why and much more when the Master of Clickbait tells you right here on ALT 101.9.
Fook, Lindsey, and White Hot have a rap battle using different Halloween characters they picked randomly from a bucket... find out who wins!
Barry Strohm stopped by this morning to talk about his experiences with deceased Aliens, Past Presidents, Jesus, and more!
Lindsey meets Bobber The Clown for the second time to see if her fear of clowns has been solved. Find out what happens right here on #ALT1019
Our Angry Lady Joy calls in and discusses her thoughts on Cultural Appropriation Halloween outfits
A women claims that former president George H.W. Bush sexually assaulted her. Find out what went down right here on #ALT1019
Fook and Lindsey and White Hot discuss catfishing using a regular photo and White Hot has a surprise story to tell
A few Weber High Students recorded themselves which makes it sound like they're saying something racist but claim they're saying something else.. #ALT1019
White Hot Hiskey takes a test to prove his knowledge... see what score he gets #ALT1019 #Utah
Women gets kicked off Southwest airplane and this is what Lindsey and Fook have to say about it on #ALT1019 #Utah
Lindsey, Fook, and White Hot figure out whether or not Hiskey is allowed to wear a penguin costume for Halloween #jthiskey #ALT1019
Hear this exclusive interview with an outstanding audio book narrator right here on #ALT1019 #Utah
Saudi Arabia now lets women be able to drive cars. Hear what Fook and Lindsey have to say about it right here on #ALT1019
Fook and Lindsey figure out whether or not they agree with NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem #ALT1019 #Utah
Lucky fan who won our meet-n-greet calls in and explains what happened when she met the iconic Jared Leto last night #ALT1019 #Utah
Listen to the amazing story that happened with this kid and Eddie Vedder. You will be inspired #ALT1019 #Utah
Lindsey and Fook write there own verses to see whether or not they can rap trap style or not #ALT1019 #Utah
The morning show talks to Pitrelli from the Trans Siberian Orchestra about their upcoming show and more #ALT1019 #Utah
Hashtag Millennial tells a devastating story about what happened to her last friday #ALT1019 #Utah
Fook and Lindsey go over White Hots (J.T. Hiskey) diet and what he can do different #ALT1019 #jthiskey #Utah
Cash me outside girl that we all know very well is ready to sue you and here's why! #ALT1019 #Utah
Here what our good friend Comic guy Seidel has to say about meeting the band Nickelback #Nickelback #BestOf #Alt1019
Find out the secrets on finding and owning an amazing place to live on this episode of the ALT Morning Show #Crib #BestOf #Alt1019
Fook and Lindsey calls a Mcdonalds to find out whether or not the conspiracy behind making french fries is true
Fook and Lindsey discuss why CNN and the Weather Channel are trying to kill their people #HurricaneIrma #CNN #DangerousMedia #TV #Weather #ReporterFails
ALT 101.9 listener tells us why she isn't supposed to watch the eclipse due to spiritual reasons... listen here.
Paul Duane gives us his take on the new Nazi's. Plus, should Confederate Monuments be taken down?
Astronomer Wiggins tells us all about glasses and eye safety while enjoying the eclipse.
Apparently the "nazi haircut" exists, this is what it looks like... make sure you don't have it.
Interview the ICP's head attorney speaking about the labels placed on the ICP and struggles the Insane Clown Posse faces in today's society
Fook and Lindsey tell us about the newest, weirdest trend.. a spin on truck nuts? But for your bikini.. what do you think?
Fook has to get a massage and it MUST be Asian.. but what does his wife think of this? Listen here
Outlining Trump, white supremacists and more... Are you a hater if you hate, hate? Listen and find out.
Fook and Lindsey talk about the DJ who is being accused of grabbing Taylor Swifts ass from up her skirt.
Fook and Lindsey give us the info on the best ways to stay safe if North Korea bombs Utah.
Why are the white supremacists using tiki torches for their hate crimes? The tiki torch company isn't very happy about it.
Elisa Barber just got her own Food Network show and is here in studio to tell us all about her baking journey.
Listen to this woman's story of what happened when she didn't tip the pizza delivery man.
Kristen Stewart finally admits to having RBF Plus, Dave Chapelle voices his opinion on Trump's presidency
Fook and Lindsey talk about the new Facebook program that tells you how many people dislike you... is it accurate?
Fook and Lindsey talk about the research that shows the earth is in fact heating as we speak... also the new 'Good Neighbor' Mustang with a muffler
ALT Morning Show Talks to Katie Weiner about the variety of tasty foods you might find at this years fair
Dallas Cowboy's defensive lineman, David Irving got his nipple ring torn during practice. Listen to what he had to say about it.
Listen to the ALT Morning Show on whether or not "The Simpsons" was racist. What do you think?
49 year old man in the UK ends up littering immense amounts due to his messages in 2,000 bottles
Is your foot the size of your forearm? and.. The birthday cake you just ate could have a ton of bacteria on it, here's why..
Fook and Lindsey tell us the horrific story of a Utah man murdering his wife aboard an Alaskan cruise. Also, Guy Seidel went to high school with the man and talks to the morning show.
Listen to what Fred Durst has to say about Chester Bennington. Plus, your last sent text is Kid Rock's new campaign slogan
Fook and Lindsey tell us all about senator drama plus hear from Michael Phelps on racing a shark.
Listen to the live footage of Fook racing a goat here at the station.. Who do you think wins?!
A couple in Wisconsin posted on Craigslist in hopes to find a photographer who would record their ENTIRE wedding day... even the part where they both lose their virginity.. awkward. Fook and Lindsey talk with professional photographer, Annette to get her opinion on the request.
Mindy Kaling is pregnant with her first child, however, no one seems to know who the father is...
Fook and Lindsey speak with Greg Cover from 4 Leaf Ranch. Fook will be racing a goat on Thursday morning here at the station
Fook and Lindsey discuss the proper way to pronounce 'Reese's'. Also, info on the new movie "Blind".
Research shows the best ways for each gender to make up with their spouse. Also, Amazon may now have same day delivery for Utah residents
Fook and Lindsey discuss the possible answers for what actually happened to Amelia Earhart.
Listen to White Hot Hiskey's rap about the heat along with all of the not- so- wonderful things we deal with in the summer.
Michael Phelps might be racing a great white shark, but the ALT Morning Show has other plans. #racinganemu #racinganalpaca
Is it a hoax or do women really absorb and retain DNA from every man they have had sex with? Listen here.
During his interview, John Mcenroe made some comments about Serena Williams that many are referring to as controversial. Listen here and be the judge.. do you think what he said was ok or not ok?
Thanks to ALT 101.9's friend Mark, in Daybreak, there will be a shirtless car wash event taking place July 8th. Listen here for details!
Thanks to ALT 101.9's friend Mark, in Daybreak, there will be a shirtless car wash event taking place July 8th. Listen here for details!
Fook and Lindsey talk about monarch mind control; the possible cause for many celebrities' mental breakdowns. Do you believe it could be true? Listen here.
Fook and Lindsey are hosting the 2017 SLC Mr. Man Bun Competition.. Could you be a candidate?
Fook and Lindsey discuss the new line of Ken Dolls in all shapes and sizes... and man buns.
Fook and Lindsey tell all you need to know about the question women have all wondered: Why do men cheat? You might be surprised at the results...
Amazon now has a wardrobe option- try on and send back what you don't want: what do you think? Also, people seem to have a misunderstanding about where chocolate milk comes from.
Fook and Lindsey discuss couple who believes it is best to live off of natural sunlight and... breathing, rather than food.
Fook and Lindsey talk with Rochelle from Envision Cosmetic Surgery- all you need to know about butt implants/ fat transfers/ etc.
Fook and Lindsey play audio of Jared Kushner (Senior Advisor to President Donald Trump) speaking for the first time... What do you think his voice will sound like?
ALT 101.9's Stoner Movie Reviewer is being punished again for skipping another movie. What will his punishment be?
"Okay or not okay" segment: Fook and Lindsey discuss whether or not music should be played in public restrooms in order to make people more comfortable.
Fook demands being called Daddy in regards to Father's Day & Lindsey isn't a big fan of the idea.
Fook and Lindsey tell us about the reviews for new movies such as "All Eyez On Me", "Wonder Woman", "Cars 3", "Rough Night" & "47 Meters Down".
Fook and Lindsey play the Survival Game with contestants who battle it out for Bonanza tickets!
Fook and Lindsey discuss Gene Simmons trying to trademark the sign language gesture for 'love'.
The Survival Game with scout leader/ wilderness expert- Dan. ALT 101.9 listeners battle it out to win Bonanza Festival tix
Fook and Lindsey discuss the situation where Fook let his neighbor borrow not sugar or milk, but shoes. #ALT1019
Fook and Lindsey discuss the rankings of different types of french fries on ALT 101.9 Morning Show
Fook and Lindsey tell us about the Subway employee who told a robber to get a job- did it work for them? Listen here!
Listen to the audio clip of Bette Midler refusing to end her acceptance speech at the Tony Awards. Also, Fook's wonderful impersonation.
ALT Morning Show discusses "The Mummy" starring Tom Cruise in this Stoner Movie Review! #ALT1019 #StonerMovieReview #TheMummy
Fook and Lindsey go over the results of the narcissistic quiz. How narcissistic are you?
Fook and Lindsey talk about the drunk reporter who screamed and spit in police officers' faces.
Fook and Lindsey discuss the TV show that beats every other when it comes to showing male nudity.
Fook and Lindsey discuss the situation where Kesha got rejected by Jerry Sienfield on the red carpet.
Fook and Lindsey discuss 7/11 and why this particular worker did not want hot dogs sold in his store... Was 7/11 the ultimate douche for this?
Fook and Lindsey talk to "Search Enders" and want to help you get connected to your father that you've never met this Father's Day.
Fook and Lindsey interview Baya- The Amazing Self Development and Relationship Coach, on her personal journey.
Words America can't spell/ 1 in 3 people have had their lunch stolen at work / Parents stealing children's piggy bank money?!
Kevin Bacon got turned down for a role because he wasn't hot enough. Kim K - Was she insensitive and selfish for posting a picture of herself regarding the Manchester bombings?
It's TRUE, parents occasionally shipped their children to transport them in the early 1900's.
Fook and Lindsey give the details on Brandon Vezmar, the man who sued his date for texting while at a movie.
Fook and Lindsey discuss whether it's more impacting when musicians die or when actors die.
suspects in Manchester massacre/Trump calls them ‘losers’, Brigham Young statue stolen and found
Fook and Lindsey discuss the thief who stole Lindsey's belongings- she STILL hasn't been caught!
Trump fires FBI agent
Spirit Airlines passengers start a riot in Fort Lauderdale, FL airport
Japan is suffering from a ninja shortage
Fook and Lindsey discuss the argument of making heavier people pay extra for larger seats on airplanes. Is this right or not?
The Morning Show discusses the many words that most people pronounce wrong... are you one of them?
Fook and Lindsey tell us all about the Diddy drama involving his former chef's lawsuit against him for sexual harassment and wrongful termination. Also, Chris Pratt receives backlash by the deaf community for his IG post.
Fook and Lindsey discuss aliens, crush all the alien myths- why we shouldn't fear them, why we shouldn't be racist towards them #aliens
Why did Kevin Durant tell the Jazz bear to "get the f*** off the court"? / Kentucky Derby Horse Racing- Lindsey speaks on why it's not okay!
Fook and Lindsey discuss the actors who were the first to win the MTV genderless awards. #mtvawards #genderlessawards
Fook and Lindsey discuss the Utah man that drove into a mine shaft, and also the people who fought with a baby in their arms. #utah #mineshaft #fightingwithbabies
Fook and Lindsey discuss Stephen Colbert; whether or not his comment about Trump was homophobic, and also the 911 dispatcher who fell asleep right after picking up the phone.
Fook and Lindsey discuss Utah, Steph Curry & his mouth guard, and what they'd do for a certain amount of money.
Fook and Lindsey argue that there are in fact, fun things to do in Utah, despite what the Golden State Warriors have to say.
Fook and Lindsey discuss the top 10 worst jobs, where their job ranks, and where yours might too.
Our stoner takes on this movie about a teen born on Mars that wants to find his Dad and get up with some girl he's been chatting with online. It's a touching pile of crap.
How much can you win on Belichick appearing on SNL? Or for throwing a deflated football onto the field?
GreatMoments in #BadJudgement! A Santa in North Carolina told a kid on his lap to "lay off the hamburgers and french fries". The kid is quite eloquent in his response. #Fatshame #disrespect #BadSanta #chubby #fat #lookwhostalking
Next in the parade of #BadChristmasSongs, it's a #politicallycorrect version of #babyitscoldoutside !! ALL your favorite #rapey lyrics have been replaced! #Bad #jingle #holiday #ALT1019 #altlakecity
Fook's #gift recommendations include #CoverClamp. This one will foil the person who #steals the #covers in your life. #Holiday #giftideas #ALT1019
We go over some of the #Worst #lyrics of the year, including #StevenTyler #NickiMinaj and #Blink182. #bad #lyrics #dbicycle #sidetoside #What?! #ouryumyum #COS
Utah drivers were just named the worst in the nation! Congrats, #beehivestate! We talk about the move called the #UtahSlide and hear from some drivers here about what kind of drivers they hate. #bad #driving #UDOT #commuters #ALT1019 #ALTLakeCity
We do an amateur #point and #counterpoint on #FlagBurning. Should it be protected #freespeech? Should it be punishable by #law? #alt1019 #altlakecity
LasVegas has an #NHL #hockey team now, but they missed some great #naming opportunities. #Vegas #Slots #Craps #Gamblers #Sports #goldenknights
Joy Lane, our resident #angry #black #woman, calls #Butterball's #turkey talk-line to complain. Happy #Thanksgiving! #ALT1019
Fook and Lindsey return from the #AMAs to give us a report! Who won and lost....What Bieber holds a record for. ALSO: Fook relays a story about why #LindseyLohan's ex, #SamanthaRonson is picky about her name and wears #BreatheRight Strips all the time. #Sam #Bieber #ArianaGrande #celebrity #beef
Our listener #Sterling sprays #axe body spray in his mouth to qualify for @Utah_football tickets! #banaca #notbanaca #Utah #football #UOvsUTAH See the video here: https://www.facebook.com/AMS1019/videos/1331141370263521/
A coworker suffered through the worst #Tinder date ever. Hear his story. We've seen his bruises! #pantsdown #worst #date #ever #shoeson
This morning Lindsey did a #snowdance in an attempt to save #Utah ski resorts and bring on some early season #snow. #PrayForSnow #drought #ski #snowboard #wasatch #storm #ALTLakeCity #ALT1019
With the tone of the #election and the surprising results, some of our #friends are leaving #facebook. We hear from a few of them. #newsfeed #social #posts #Trump #Clinton #IQuit #political #post
The #Toy #HallofFame announced which toys it is honoring this year, including outdated entries like the #Swingset and #dungeons&Dragons #DandD. But what about the toys we #hate? #shame #hallofshame
The iconic European chocolate is changing its shape to a more airy, less chocolate-y pyramid design. People are upset. Also: We reenact Dusty returning some #Toblerone at the 7/11. #chocolate #shape #ripoff #mondelez #whatchamacallit
Fook's wife nearly came unglued when he handed the drive-thru clerk an old empty coffee cup to throw away. He needed the cup-holder for the new coffee! #OK or #NOTOk? #manners #Drivethru #etiquette #garbage
Dusty called #Canada to see about #emigrating. He asks: Does a #criminal record ruin your chances? Does being a skier or having an accent help? #citizen #vote #eh #immigration #trump #clinton #buildawall #eh
Some of our #vegan, #liberal friends are having a hard time today. Fook tries to cheer-up Lindsey, and pushes her to #accept the #election results. #president #electionnight
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With #president #elect #Trump accepting #Hillary's concession, #Hollywood is running around with its wig on #fire. We go over some of #TinselTown's reactions. #KatyPerry #LeftShark #power #Stipe #endofworld #SNL #REM
The ALT Morning Show does some #dramatic #readings of #Chicago #Cubs fans' social media posts and reactions. #WorldSeries #ALT1019
Of course, The #Cubs won the #WorldSeries! Fook feels like reporters should quit getting the immediate interview w/ the champs, though, to give them time to come up with something poignant. ALSO, the #WorldSeries of #Poker happened, and who to play in #Fantasy #Football this week.
Wow! These turtles making love sound like they are saying "Wow!" - Just like #OwenWilson in most of his movies! #deliciousaudio #animal #love
Our #stoner went to see #Inferno, and rates it with #ganja. Kind of like #DaVinciCode, this is the new #DanBrown adaptation, starring #TomHanks. Stoner was super high, so he accidentally mentions #TomDelonge and #AngelsandAirwaves. #Angels #demons #symbology #DavinciCode #movie #review
Pappy is going to see the #Cubs! In his best #grandpa voice, 97-year-old #JimSchlegel thanked #TV personality #MarcusLemonis for donating tickets so he could see the #WorldSeries. #Indians #Cleveland #Chicago #MLB
DJ Lam hooked up a #remixed #Halloween edition of the #Friday Turnup! Every Friday at 8am we unveil a new alternative-rock remix! #1019FridayTurnup #ALTLakeCity #DJ #turnitup
Nom #news - #Arby's is serving up #venison for #hunting season and the #GirlScouts are invading your morning ritual with #addictive #cookie #cereal. #Meat #deer #game #nomnomnom #ALTLakeCity
The #crossdressing #mormon #anarchist chimes in w/ some seasonal #costume advice for closeted cross-dressers, otherwise straight men who choose #Halloween to #crossdress. #ALTLakeCity
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This reading of hilariously bad #web searches for "Am I Pregnant" is too much! Why are people so bad at stuff? And what are #starch masks? #AmIPregnant #pregananat #ask #websearch #google #altlakecity
We sent a #Trump supporter and a #Clinton supporter to have dinner and watch the debate. Would they get along? Would anyone believe it if they did? #Debate #DateNight #nastywoman #badhombre #Trump #Clinton #blinddate #acrosstheaisle #bipartisan #election
Stupid #ass #stuff - #celebrity #Beef
the #BlackKeys' Patrick Carney is not a fan of the #guitar riff in #LadyGaga's new song #PerfectIllusion, comparing it to a #modem from 1996 and #HulkHogan playing guitar. #altlakecity #joshhomme #PatrickCarney
It's a #BadDate Battle for @Trans_Siberian Orchestra tickets! One girl is ditched at a Weezer concert, another is dumped at a dance, and a dude disgusted at his date's diet. #Battle #dating #love #hookup #ditched #dumped #altlakecity
Visitor posts on a Fast Food restaurant's #Facebook page say ALL the things you have ever felt while in line or at the drive through. #drivethru #curlyfries #value #clown #questions #FAQs #jackinthebox #ranch
It's #Tuesday #Douche day! A 911 dispatcher with a hanging-up problem, Bob Dylan is ghosting the Swedes regarding his #NobelPrize, and a guy poops on the tarmac after a bad flight. #BobDylan #911 #dispatch #douchebag #emergency #altlakecity
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A miraculous 16 hour surgery to save conjoined-at-the-head twins, a woman is suing #Layton #police for #groping, and #Oasis' #LiamGallagher finally tells the world what will end the #feud with his brother #NoelGallagher and lead to a #reunion tour or album. #conjoined #twins #brothers
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The #banjoist for #MumfordAndSons got hitched and #Trump supporters boo and walk out of #AmySchumer's #Tampa show. #ALTLakeCity #ALT1019 #standup #hipster #wedding #comedy
Fook and Lindsey present a #point and #counterpoint on how the world will end. Lindsey's involves animals, of course, and Fook's involves #skynet. #endoftheworld #endofdays #altlakecity #pointycounterpointy
CoryFeldman performed another weird song off of his new album #Angelic2TheCore on the @Todayshow this week. He not only dropped beats, but dropped the #American #Flag. Expect to see more of this #ratingsgold as the album is a double CD offering and he needs all the publicity he can get. #tonedeaf #pitchy
Learn #NewWordz w/ us! #Sis is now acceptable for all previous uses of #Bro, #Boots can be used to modify anything for the better, and #putmeinthecar means you want someone to #ship you and that hot thang! #newwords #grammar #slang #english #language #ALTLakeCity
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TomHanks has a great point about #Trump's #LockerRoomTalk, a #taco place takes their marketing too far #GrabATaco, and #DemiLovato may enter the #MMA ring. #seizethetaco #carpediem #ALTLakeCity
DJLam mixes us a new turnup every Friday! Hear the #1019FridayTurnup LIVE at 8am MT on Fridays.
StupidAssStuff: A ranting #Christian mom is appalled and angry at the #rap song #NorfNorf by #VinceStaples & #KatieCouric gets called #monkeyscrotum cuz she's been #tanning too much. #leathery #rapmusic
Big Box stores are selling a costume labeled The #TrannyGranny. It seems to just be a #grandma costume, but we ask a grandma to be sure. #costume #Halloween #transexual #LGBTQU #greatmoment #badjudgement
Kaine VS #Pence! The #VicePresidential #debate had some great moments, we relive a few and talk to #KimJongUn about #Kaine's claim that #Trump has a personal #MtRushmore of #dictators. ALSO, Kaine couldn't resist whipping out #thatmexicanthing. #whipitout #ALTLakeCity #ALT1019 #KaineVSPence
Clown hysteria has reached #Utah! The #Orem police had to issue a statement telling people NOT to take action against the clown hordes. So we ask, When is it OK to shoot a clown? #clownattack #fears #phobias #StephenKing #It #Pennywise #JohnWayneGacy #coulrophobia
Tuesday is #Douche Day! A smart #fridge at Home Depot was connected to the internet and streaming #porn, and #JetBlue is getting sued for swapping kids and sending them to the wrong city. #kid #swap #smartfridge #FamilyHub #Samsung #travel #altlakecity #alt1019
Fook points out that Lindsey's plan for lunch, to reheat nachos, is ludicrous and reckless. Can you even do that? #soggy #vegan #nachos #lunch #LindseysLunch #ALTmorningshow #ALT1019
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Kim Kardashian's robbery was very likely an inside job, plus more details on the $11 million heist, AND Wrestler #RicFlair claims to have taken #halleberry for a ride on his personal #spacemountain. #innuendo #kim #robbery #wooo #natureboy #euphemism #KimKardashian #robbery
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KimKardashian was robbed of 10 million dollars in #jewels, & #Kanye stopped mid-song to go to her aid! ALSO: #LindsayLohan lost a body part in a boating accident! They sewed it back on... she's fine. #accidents #heists #ALTlakecity
Severe #Thunderstorms visit #Utah, prompting Fook to boast about his #preparedness and share his weird basement plan. #Weird #Weather #storms #thunder #lightning #flashlight #safety - #candles or #flashlight?
Learn #NewWordz! Find out what all the cool kids are saying... today we cover #TrumperTantrum #BusinessBuzzed #NinjaSex #GoalsAF and #Wamable #Suss #Snatched #new #words #vernacular #speak #colloquial #ALTLakeCity
The #crossdressing #Mormon #Anarchist @thePaulDuane joins us for a rant! Forget #Libertarian #GaryJohnson's forgetfulness in recent interviews, what about all the other #forgotten things! #Forgetyou #trump #clinton #forget #emails #taxes #Aleppo
StupidAssStuff: Norwegian fans posted video of #JustinBieber telling them they suck, and a man forces a kiss on #KimKardashian's butt. #Beliebers #crushed #KimK #Booty
In this episode, Fook's child has learned to point and ask in baby talk "What's That?", but since dad never knows what he's pointing at, he can't be 100% sure he's answering correctly. #parenting #1stTimeDad #babytalk #whatsthat #ALTLakeCity #pointing #ispy
We took #Trump out for a few drinks before his #debate w/ #Hillary. We replay some of his drunker moments. He slurs his words and complains about #Hannity when asked about #racism. #DrunkTrump #ALTLakeCity #stamina
The #IgNobel prize winners were just announced! Finally, research into the effect of pants on the sex lives of rats! The Ig Nobel Prizes are parodies of the #Nobel Prizes given out each autumn for 10 #unusual or #trivial achievements in #scientific #research.
NASA finally worked out what the #Zodiac calendar would look like if the #Babylonians hadn't omitted one constellation to match their 12 month #calendar. Going by their new 13 #starsign calendar means 80 percent of the population would be a different sign than before. It includes the new sign #Ophiuchus. Do you feel different?
NomNomNom - #OliveGarden is bringing back their #neverending #pasta pass, but the bad news is it's already sold out. Good News is you can buy one on #Ebay. #Nissin is cutting all the artificial #crap out of #CupONoodles, and Lindsey is livid at a #guacamole recipe with apples. #NomNews #ALTLakeCity
In this episode of #OnlyinUtah, Fook's friend calls to tell us about a concert he saw where two members of the 7-piece indie-folk band @TheHunts were denied access to the 21+ venue they were playing. #underage #id #Utah #laws #really? #altlakecity
EatingwithTheHungry - Dusty hits the streets of #SaltLakeCity with some hot #CheetosChickenFries to see what the #hungry think of #BurgerKing's new creation. #homeless #mission #shelter #foodreview #masterpiece #ALTLakeCity
@TommyChong was selling clean #waterpipes, or #bongs across state lines and is in trouble w/ #JohnnyLaw. He makes a good case for a #presidential #pardon from @POTUS. #StupidAssStuff #bongs #pardonme #Obama #man #cheechandchong #TommychongsChoice #ALTLakeCity
DelicousAudio - Announcer #KevinHarlan perfectly treats a #streaker's run down the field at the #49ers game, a deadly gaffe on the nightly news over #HillarysHealth, and a #Mailman gets the moment he's been waiting his whole life for. #rain nor #sleet #ALTLakeCity #audio
Did #HillaryClinton use a #bodydouble after her collapse at the 9/11 memorial? We suss out the details of the supposed #conspiracy and hear from some listeners. #rumor #impersonator #TeresaBarnwell #SecretService #hillaryshealth #conspiracytheory
A guy in England bought a girl a drink, then asked for a #refund. What should you expect, if anything, when buying someone a drink? Fook and Lindsey disagree. Fook says the drink recipient should at least give the buyer the time of day. We take calls and texts and it gets heated! #dating #expectations #chivalry #tinder #mealticket #altlakecity
We play #Real or #Fake #NorthKorea edition, for @Blink182 tickets! North Korea has some pretty crazy laws, but where does #KimJongUn actually draw the line? Mandated #haircut styles? Illegal to own a bible? It's wacky totalitarian fun! #laws #altlakecity #mandatory #accordion #banned #farts
WhatYouNeedToKnow
HillaryClinton kind of comes clean on her health, insane audio of #DonaldTrump making 9/11 all about him, and #NorthKorea bans #sarcasm...yeah, that'll work, #KimJongUn! #HillarysHealth #911memorial #narcissism
After the #Utes won the #HolyWar against #BYU, Coach Wittingham complimented FOX's #ShannonSpake's #leatherpants. It seems harmless, but is it? #OKorNOTOK? #postgame #outfit #altlakecity #utah #goutes #cougars
We have #Tarot reader #Cherella predict who will win this weekend's #HolyWar, #BYUvsUtah - Not knowing jack about football, she seems to predict some believable scenarios. #Tarotcards #Utah #Football #GoCougs #GoUtes
Fook and Lindsey both discovered new games over the #LaborDay weekend! Fook explains #KanJam and why it's the hottest new #yardgame, and Lindsey's dog taught HER to play #fetch w/ a corpse! #corpsefetch #gross #drinkinggame #ALTLakeCity
We shocked #StarWars fans w/ fake spoilers at #SaltLakeComicCon over the weekend. #lightsaber #nunchucks, anyone? #RogueOne #anger ensues. #spoilerAlert #fauxspoilers #KyloRen #PrincessLeia #ALTLakeCity
StupidAssStuff - Usually the one being #roasted is the most hated in the room, but #AnnCoulter overshadowed #RobLowe at his own #ComedyCentral #Roast on Monday. She was booed during her set, too! Lindsey does an impression of her miserable laugh and we bring you highlights of the Roast. #Boo #toughroom #altlakecity #racism #comedy
Fook has the best stories about vacationing with his parents! His 82 year old father had a #Speedo #malfunction and Fook relays the story, horrific as it may be. #wardrobe #swimwear #cheapskate #bananahammock #ALTLakeCity
Whose photo is worth more? We play the #ComicCon photo game for tickets to @slcomiccon Sept. 1-3 , inlcluding a #meetandgreet w/ #Machete #DannyTrejo #WilliamShatner #JohnCena #MarkHamill #startrek #StarWars #lukeskywalker #captnkirk #altlakecity
We listen to #Coldplay paying homage to #GeneWilder at their Denver show, playing #PureImagination & revisit Willy Wonka's teasing and razzing in #CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory.
Bishop Briggs stops by before opening for @Coldplay to perform "River" in the ALT studio. Her new single "Pray (Empty Gun)" is out NOW! @thatgirlbishop #River #Pray #ALTLakecity #ALT1019 @morningalt
We discuss #LeftLane loitering and #lollygagging & how it's actually one of the most dangerous behaviors on the road. Callers are #quick to chime in that #speed doesn't kill, #slow #drivers do! #moveover #totheright #ALTLakeCity #Utah #highway #freeway Get outta #myway!
We remember #GeneWilder and some of his wilder moments onscreen. #schnitzengruben #blazingsaddles #youngfrankenstein AKA #jeromesilberman #willywonka #scenes #altlakecity #RIP #2016deaths
The #Chicago #WhiteSox announced they sold the naming rights for their stadium again. What used to be #USCellular field will now be #GuaranteedRate Field. We think of some other real and made-up examples of terrible #stadium #sponsorships. #TampaxPearl #1800AskGary #ampitheater #ALTLakeCity #ALT1019 #namingrights
A discussion of #nomakeup, spurred by @AliciaKeys going sans paint at the #VideoMusicAwards. Our very own @radiolindsey strikes a healthy balance, only wearing it sometimes. Fook says he cautiously compliments his wife when she wears it. #makeup #beauty #standards #natural
OK or #NotOK? Colin Kaepernick's #sitdown #nationalanthem in protest of how our nation treats black people - We take some calls and read some texts from listeners. #ALT1019 #ALTLakeCity @kaepernick7 You can vote here: https://twitter.com/alt1019/status/770233784608313344
WhatYouNeedToKnow
A woman from #Hawaii won HUGE on #pennyslots at the #Wynn casino in #LasVegas, the #OnAgainOffAgain relationship between a #Utah town and a #Facebook center may be ON, and new research proves our #20s and #30s are more #miserable - we get #happier as we #age! #altlakecity #WestJordan #servers #waterusage #taxbreaks #psychiatry #gambling
NeedToKnow
Lindsey delivers an #Olympics' #medal count in her #metal voice, a #sprinter #dives to gold in #trackandfield, #SLC's mayor married her partner, and #ParkCity tops the world's friendliest cities, according to #travel magazine readers. #altlakecity #JackieBiskupski #wedding
We give some #love to the slightly #lame #SummerGames in #Rio2016: Team #USA will have to go through the #badboy of #badminton to win, US #women's #fieldhockey has a field day, and #twins are #TeamUSA's secret weapon in #synchronizedswimming. #altlakecity #olympics
Comedian #Marcus stops by to tell us what sports at the #Olympics he's binge watching and perform some #inspirational #impression #roulette! #DaveMatthews #EyeOfTheTiger#Survivor #Rio #USA #ALTLakeCity
StupidAssStuff - #Malia #Obama was caught on camera #twerking and #smoking #weed at #Lollapalooza! Gasp! Fook says it's okay cuz she's a lame duck first daughter. #POTUS #smokethis #experimenting #exploring #clouds #concerts #altlakecity
Stats on the #national average of the number of dates until #sex, the sharing of #sext messages and Dusty admits that he has #sex pretty early. #SLUT shame away! #ALTLakeCity #SLcUTah #dates #wait
NomNomNom News! #M&Ms has announced their new #Halloween #flavor, white #booterscotch, much to Fook's dismay, and a women ends her 16 year #hunger strike with just a #lick of #honey. #food #ALTLakecity
We give some love to the slightly #lame events at the #olympics in #rio: why Team #USA hasn't won in #badminton, the pinnacle of horse training, and a rollercoaster week for #tabletennis! #dressage #walk #trot #canter #pingpong
Tuesday #Douche Day - The #USA gymnasts want to compete #shirtless so the world can see how #yoked they are, and Ralph (Barf) Lauren stops by to talk about his #Team #USA collection. #Olympics #sperry #topsider #polo #shirts #skins #altlakecity #RalphLauren #barf
StupidAssStuff - #BurgerKing's impending #Whopperito, funny @Lesdoggg #livetweeted her way to an #Olympics gig with #NBC, Panic! At The Disco covers #Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody on the #SuicideSquad soundtrack, and #Sum41 hits the road w/ a #punny tour title. #Panic #Rio2016 #BohemianRhapsody
Mondays we go #Bitchcakes! A forgetful #Dentist leaves her #tools where?! AND a caller sounds off on #weak #handdryers. Where's a #Dyson #airblade when you need one?! #altlakecity #soundoff
Fook compared #Olympic #Fencing to #Jousting and spurred a local #fencer to call the show to explain the tools, #sabre #epee #foil, and the #strategy, much like #chess, but with #rapier #swords and #scorpion poses. #altlakecity #rio2016
Lindsey's #Fear of #Clowns #intervention continues! We talk with Ted, who tried to beat his #coulrophobia by going to #clownschool! Coursework included #balloonanimals and #mime. #immersion #therapy! #altlakecity
Our resident #stoner toked up and saw #SuicideSquad! His review and how high he says you should be to see it! ALSO: we look at the #ChristopherWalken #KevinSpacey cat comedy, #NineLives, which #critics say is less funny than the average cat GIF. #ouch #moviereview #JaredLeto #Joker #altlakecity
Occasionally we get #Trump #drunk and see what he says. This time he kicked a #baby out of a rally even though we could hardly understand his slurred speech anyway. #DrunkTrump #altlakecity @Alt1019
IsItRacist? - The #MissTeenUSA #pageant is getting some heat for lacking #diversity, and for having a winner known for her racist tweets. @Karlie_Hay's tweets featuring the #Nword have since been #deleted and the organization defends her.
Dusty comes back from #paternity leave with lots of questions, such as: To #binky or not to binky? Is the #pacifier an acceptable alternative to #thumbsucking? Does it cause #nipple confusion? Or is it fostering #oral #fixation? Is he overthinking things with a baby that's only #2weeksOld? Probably. #altlakecity #chupi
New #Science says that 7 out of 10 people have a bacteria in their noses which can kill the unkillable #MRSA, or Methicillin-resistant #Staphylococcus aureus! Fook sees this as good news since he admittedly loves to #pick his #nose. Staphylococcus lugdunensis is the superhero here, which can produce #lugdunin, an antibiotic researchers hope to harness and use on our keyboards and cell phones. So, next time you have a cut, put a #booger on it? #altlakecity
We look at highlights of #JohnCena's standup #comedy routine as he hosted the #Espys, and @UtahJazz Rudy Gobert announced he is coming out of #Pokemon #Trainer retirement with the release of #PokemonGo @pokemongoapp
StupidAssStuff
LenaDunham thinks the mediocre #sushi and other #ethnic #food on college campuses is wrong and qualifies as #cultural #appropriation, AND #JenniferAniston isn't pregnant and is fed up (food baby?) with #bodyshaming & #pregnancy #rumors. #altlakecity
Customs officials at an airport in #Belarus confused the @ChiliPeppers w/ #Metallica, having them sign Metallica #memorabilia, but #Flea was cool about it, signing their sh*t anyway and posting about it on his Instagram.
Ok or #NotOK?
Slipknot's Corey Taylor slapped a phone out of a fan's hand at a show, something which he has done before, having gone as far as destroying a fan's phone. We take calls on whether this is #OKorNOTOK #coreytaylor #hey #WTF #phones #cost #money #concerts #etiquette
On #Mondays we go #Bitchcakes! Fook is upset that he has been getting a new kind of #Facebook #phishing request, which is not overtly sexual or obvious. What do their methods of #scamming say about those being #scammed? #friendrequest
We celebrate 711 convenience stores on 7/11 by revisiting a #prank on #711 where Fook called and pretended to be the #corporate office with some weird #security #camera requests from #headquarters. #altlakecity #crankcall
A listener calls the show to inform us that #Spain's #RunningOfTheBulls animals are #bred to be #angry. We discuss #gorings and #tramplings and Fook asks: Why do it at all?
SAS - #MSNBC's #BrianWilliams meant to cut to a correspondent during a Clinton rally, but It went to "You Make My Dreams" by #Hall&Oates instead. It happens more than once, too! #audio #fail #liveTV
Over the #4thofJulyHoliday, #JoeyChestnut broke a #worldrecord @Nathansoriginal #hotdog eating competition, car dealerships apologize to #cops and #WWE #JohnCena delivers an #inspired #IndependenceDay message. #altlakecity #needtoknow
StupidAssStuff
TaylorSwift threw a #4thofJuly Party for the record books and coined a perhaps #douchey term: #Taymerica
ALSO: the #mangina from #NudeDating's 3rd season with a #bonus #fruitbasket #buffalobill #silenceofthelambs #altlakecity
One of #Fook's favorite things about #4thofJuly is the @originalnathans hotdog eating contest, and it's the #100thanniversary! #NathansHotdog @eatingcontest #MLE #MajorLeague #altlakecity #nom #nomnomnom #news
In #Love, a man wants to marry his computer and is suing #Utah County. Fook takes issue with it, only because the phone can't give #consent. Lindsey also asks #Siri to #scissor her, getting #coy responses from her #iphone. #altlakecity #LOVENews #marriage #equality #machine #sex
CHAOS! We throw away the rules because @wikiHow's #HowTo #Win a #Radio #Contest #tips are TOO good, for @tasteofchaos tickets! #AmIWinning #WhatCallerAmI #altlakecity?
Fook found a pair of nail clippers and a #toenail in our conference room, so we confront the guy who works overnights and has left a pile of toenails in the ALT studio, before. #fauxpas #grooming #fungus #workplace #office #clippings
SoThisHappened - in the 1920s a guy claimed he could put #goatballs in a man's #scrotum to cure #impotency. #gonads #nuts #documentary #Sundance #imagine #faux #medicine #altlakecity
Lindsey is finally successful! She gets Jeff, a local @subway #sandwichartist to make us a #doublebread #cookie #seafood sub. #altlakecity #weird #food #fastfood #eatfresh #thecustomerisalwaysright
We call several popular #sandwich shops and try to order the world's weirdest #sandwich. #sammich #order #weird #customerservice #altlakecity
Paul Duane, Salt Lake's cross-dressing Mormon Anarchist chimes in on the heat wave and the second coming. find more of him @thepaulduane #porndog #Utah #heatwave #crossdressing #anarchist #mormon
Brexit isn't simple for many IN #Britain, let alone the average #American. We ask our coworker, Mitch to explain what, if anything he knows about #brexit - #altlakecity #Utah #whatisbrexit #british #exit #clueless #coworker
Callers tell their #ERstories and @morningALT tries to guess their bill. #higher? #higherStill #anesthesia #EmergencyRoom #medicalbills #healthcare #pills #altlakecity
DeliciousAudio: A #vegan posted a long rant about finding #cheese in his #pizza sauce. His mom bought him the pizza, which seems important. #overboard #rant #nomeat #nocheese #grateful
For @ElleKingmusic tickets, we take calls from those left without... air conditioning. Is this you? How do you #cope? #altlakecity #ac #heatwave #icepacks #mister #fan
Will anyone waiting to see His Holiness The #DalaiLama speak trade those once in a lifetime tickets for @RockstarEnergy's #TasteOfChaos tix? #HHDL altlakecity #trade #enlightenment
What you need to know: The @DalaiLama came to #Utah and requested a #Utes visor, @BernieSanders got confused and landed at a #Republican #luncheon, and #Google finally addresses what ails you. #webmd #symptoms
SAS - Katy Perry has a new perfume #MadLove, is she calling out #TSwift? AND... #CharlieSheen says he DID have #sex w/ partners who didn't know he is #HIV #positive. He justifies by saying he wore a #condom. #altlakecity
We discuss #LebronJames and #TheCavs winning the #NBAFinals, being the only team to come back from a 3-1 deficit. Also, @fookshow thinks Lebron's #ThisisforyouCleveland was delivered more like #Rambo
NewWordz - #ShuckyDucky
Herman Cain came out to support Donald Trump and invented a new phrase to do so: Shucky Ducky - all things good, fly, and definitely NOT racist.
StupidAssStuff:
CharlieSheen has endorsed a brand of #condoms and #Deftones' singer #ChinoMoreno will perform in an #Icelandic #Volcano named #Thrihnuagigur for #SummerSolstice. 20 fans will be lowered in with him. #intimate #venue #concert #altlakecity
NomNews - 2,000 year old #butter has been discovered and it's #edible! Found not in your #fridge, but in a #peat #bog! #altlakecity #food #news
Stupid Ass Stuff! #SAS
Hamilton won 11 #TonyAwards and is coming to Utah @EcclesTheater, the voice of #Judy on #TheJetsons died & #ALF's body double (yes he had one) died too. #RIPALF #ALTlakecity
New Words: Add these gems to your #vocabulary!
Eyeolating - Also, #EyeRape - checking someone out SO hard that it's violating.
GirlfriendTax - The #frenchfries your BAE eats after saying no thanks.
BeatFace - When someone's #makeup is on point!
RunningLatte - When you're late for work cuz you stopped for #coffee. #altlakecity
Stupid Ass Stuff:
JustinBieber got in a brawl with a fan asking for an #autograph and got #punched, and Lindsey learns a new term for private eye, harking back to the days of #DickTracy #PrivateDicks #detective #altlakecity
We imagine what #BarackObama said to #BernieSanders during their meeting yesterday. #intervention @POTUS @BernieSanders #feelthebern #bernonedown #berningman #nominee #couch #cushions #change #altlakecity
Animals in Action: A seagull takes a dip in a vat of #tikka #masala, becoming #SpiceGull, and authorities find a body in a #gator's mouth #orangeisthenew #gull #maneater #altlakecity #spice
NewWords - These #emotions are something most of us have felt but never knew the name of, like #vellichor - the wistfullness of used book shops. #sonder #chrysalism #altlakecity #kuebiko ##vemodalen #grammar #definition #wordsmith
Election update with a #drunktrump bonus and #Bernie's request for any #blackmail on the #democratic #superdelegates. #altlakecity
StupidAssStuff - Bobby Brown tells #2020 that he once had sex with a #ghost and #Ellen gets sued for teasing a woman named #TitiPierce. #nipple #piercings #bobbybrown #ghostsex #altlakecity
It's Tuesday Douche Day!
Verizon's #spokesman in those "Can you hear me now?" commercials has switched to #Sprint! #commercials #canyouhearmenow #switch #carriers #altlakecity
Animals In Action:
An #elk charges a woman while a #ranger watches and shames her, and a #lobster is given another lease on life! NO more #selfies with the #wildlife, people!
For dinner w/ us at #MeltingPotMonday... Listeners call to guess Fook's weight. He's short but muscular, so it's hard. #weight #fat #skinny #MeltingPot #altlakecity #morningALT
DeliciousAudio - A #Grandma apologizes for eating all the #doughnuts and a kid calls #911 on his dad for running a #RedLight. #tattletale #altlakecity #fauxpas
Dear D***Heads, My husband uses a #bodypillow and we can't #cuddle in bed! He started using it due to an injury years ago, but now it has to go! #altlakecity #advice #DearDHeads
It's time for some #GoodNews w/ Lindsey! Some kids get to use their #supersoakers to fight a #fire, putting it out before #firefighters even get there! #altlakecity
We give away two spots at the #table for #MeltingPotMonday! We ask: Which of us would be most annoying to sit next to during a meal? #fook #lindsey #dusty #altlakecity #tablemanners #vegan #chatty #dinnertable #fondue #hotpot
Maggie McMuffin, a burlesque dancer, was kicked off a #JetBlue flight for wearing #shortshorts. She had worn them on another Jet Blue flight THAT DAY. Acceptable or Absolutely lame? We wear #short #shorts, too!
Stupid Ass Stuff!
GOT's #Hodor has a weird #name, and the actor wrote a song to explain the #origin. Also: #JayZ writes a small homage to #DamnDaniel in his #lyrics.
Animals: Bees swarm a car for days to save their queen and Lindsey applauds Fook for not killing a bee stuck in his home. #bees #queen #swarm #nokill #yellowjacket #altlakecity
Some Amish teenagers on Rumspringa get pulled over in a #minivan for going over 100mph and throwing #drinks out the windows. Their parents couldn't be reached cuz they don't have #phones! #party #rumspringa #amish #comingofage #altlakecity #church #win
Our #Millennial #Intern Marissa refuses to do what we ask, like fetching #bagels! ALSO: She needs a name... Fook is thinking Hashtag Millenial. #altlakecity #ALT1019 #Utah #UofU #Utes
An Ex CEO of #Mcdonalds says raising the #minimumWage for #puny humans would make #robots the cheaper option. #uprising #theytookourjawbs #RobotJobs #altlakecity
ChuckNorris has come out as a believer in an evil #chemtrails conspiracy. We hear from a local #conspiracy theorist and a commercial airline #pilot on whether or not #chemtrails actually exist. #contrail #airline #chemicals #government #Utah #altlakecity #jets #skycriminals #walker #texas #ranger
StupidAssStuff
BernieSanders cancelled on #TommyChong speaking at his LA rally, but stops by to say they are #buds and he's always loved #CheechandChong ALSO: #BillCosby has admitted to more debauchery, this time with minors. #upinsmoke #feelthebern #Bern #Burn #altlakecity
We give out tickets to #UtahPrideFestival! All we ask in return is a #sneakpeek at what listeners will be wearing. #snapback #rainbow #rainbrows #LGBTQ #gaypride #pride #altlakecity #utah
An #oldtimey report on the #BillboardMusicAwards! #TBT #FBF #flashback #BBMAs #hipster #reporter #manonthestreet #brittneyspears #news #madonna
A hair scientist in Chicago has revealed why he thinks Trump's hair seems so tyrannically unnatural. Also: Fook got Trump drunk and has #audio of #drunkTrump #hair #altlakecity
Missionaries call the show to discuss the LDS #church making #changes to the #missionary #dresscode, allowing for #sunglasses of a #conservative #nature and wide brimmed #hats, without logos. Missionaries call in to #rejoice the #church
Fook has a pretty hefty list of #honeydos and #chores to do while his wife and baby are out of town. He is mostly worried about them flying, because his #boogerscoots has had the #hersheysquirts. #tales #newdad #altlakecity
Tuesday is #DoucheDay - People handling wildlife has got to stop, and Lindsey has a #PSA. She learned the #hardway. Also: Rainbow Eyebrows are gaining in popularity, just in time for #pride! #Utah #Rainbrows #PublicServiceAnnouncement #altlakecity
Science: Dusty's deodorant was quitting on him, so he went with the #crystal #odorfree kind. Is it working? We sniff and find out. #deodorant #bodyodor #antiperspirant #close
What you need to know: #pundits are speculating #Trump could name #SarahPalin as his #VP, she stops by to fill us in! ALSO: A Utah Father & Son get what's coming to them and a #KTLA anchor is shamed for her #cocktaildress. #altlakecity
Dramatic readings of passionate #Facebook #visitor posts on a #TacoBell page. #crunchwrap #team #beef #altlakecity #themorningALT #Foodie
We play #FridayThe13th #TrueORFalse for #TimpanogosMusicFestival & #FearFactory tickets! Superstitious or not, this is scary. #altlakecity #TimpMusicFest #SilversunPickups #ZellaDay #Grizfolk #TheMothANDTheFlame #TMTF #Utah #Concerts #ALTMorningShow #ALT1019
Lindsey loves animals, so much so that she couldn't resist picking up a #wild #muskrat behind the #Radio station. It bit her and came back for more, prompting her to see a doctor for a round of medicines. #urgentcare #rabies #tetanus #wildlife #regrets #altmorningshow #altlakecity
Budweiser, owned by Belgian company #InBev, is claiming America for itself this summer, and we aren't sure what to think of it. We discuss and go 'Merica on #Budweiser #America #Beer #Belgium #Sixpack #summer #patriotism
A local chef calls the show to complain about Gordon Ramsay ruining his name, much like #Beyonce has ruined it for all girls named #Becky. #chef #GordonRamsay #Beckywiththegoodhair #altlakecity #morningshow #altlakecity
A listener calls the #DHeads for some bad advice on what to do about his girl's #smoking habit that she hides from him. #mouthwash #mints #lotion #smoker #advice #altlakecity #dealbreaker
We take calls from people whose names have been ruined or sullied by TV shows and pop culture icons. #Becky #Kirk #Chris #Topher #names #ruined #beckywiththegoodhair #beyonce #lemonade #altlakecity
Just Enough Sports: A horse named #Nyquil slept his way to the top of the Kentucky Derby, a former #BYU athlete gets bent, and a slip of the tongue during an #NBA game. #jerkoff the #defender! #Nyquist #Preakness #triplecrown #fancyhats
New Wordz! We look at some new words being added to the #lexicon. These are super duper official and will come in handy during your next job interview! #coolin #dustynutz #IvaginaryFriend #jokeinsurance #flexitarian #altlakecity
Fook recorded his wife opening a #vacuum for #MothersDay. He didn't even wrap it, but says the stereotypical vacuum is OK if it's a #Dyson. #Audio #dysonv6 #opening #gifts #altlakecity
Animals in Action: Lindsey's chooses her cats over eligible bachelors who are allergic. Do you choose the cats or love eternal? #animals #catlady #lovelife #catladyproblems #allergic #cats
OK or Not Ok? Fook is buying his wife a vacuum for #MothersDay. Spoiler alert, it's a #Dyson. Does the brand make up for reinforcing #gender #stereotypes? We take calls. #OKorNOTOK
Mom Jeans is #Utah's most searched #mom term! We discuss and Fook performs a #BroCountry #momjeans tribute. #helicoptermom #jeans #highwaist #longbutt #frumpy
Great Moments in Bad Judgement - A North Carolina woman pulled a gun at #FuWangz when her chicken wing order was incorrect. We call to ask Fu what's up with his customers and his #wangz. #oystergarlic #wings #chickenwings #guns #altlakecity
Happy Star Wars #Revengeofthe5th & #Maythe4thbewithyou! A caller tells us our #C3po & #R2d2 #starwars #fanfiction is too gay, and that we should include something about #queefs. #serious #critique #scene #suggestions #toogay #forbidden #love
Happy Star Wars #Maythe4thbewithyou! A caller tells us our #C3po & #R2d2 #starwars #fanfiction is gay, and that we should branch out. #maythe4th #critique #writers
In a #ForeignFriends #TuesdayDoucheDay matchup of supreme proportions, #KimJongUn stops by the show and describes #Springtime in #PyonYang: including his love for #BeverlyHillsCop & what he did with the #Pleasuresquad he inherited from his dad. #NorthKorea #KimJongil #Ageist #altlakecity #thememusic #BeverlyHillsCop #Springtime
The ALT Morning show plays #FillInTheBlink for #Blink182 tickets. onsale Friday at 10 MT Show @USANAAmp Sept. 22nd. #altlakecity #AMS #Lyrics
Mondays we go #Bitchcakes, and today we discuss #millennials, and a recent viral video where 23 yr old #AlexisBloomer roasts her own. We defend them too, since #ALTMorningShow is 1/3 Millennial. #altlakecity
Animals In Action: A man left a #bushbaby as a tip for a prostitute, and #Chewbacca gets a bug named after him. #animalsinaction #tip #prostitution #weevil #altlakecity #chewie #starwars
A #ShiaLabeouf lookalike gets a #punch meant for #Shia and From their Label: #FiveFingerDeathPunch is sucking and totally Weekend-At-Bernies 'ing their lead singer, #IvanMoody. #sas #weekendatbernies #deadmanwalking #altlakecity #metal #FFDP #prospectpark #gotyoursix
Authorities have released the 911 audio of Kid Rock calling an ambulance for his assistant, who suffered fatal injuries in an ATV crash on the rocker's estate. #DeliciousAudio #KidRock #911 #altlakecity #emergency #audio
Tuesday is #Doucheday!
We discuss a lawyer who is suing over a $2.50 soup, and take calls from listeners on his #douchebaggery #lawyer #douche #soup #suep #altlakecity
Ryan Reynolds gives #Brewvies $5,000 and gives the #DABC in #Utah a costumed red middle finger. Also, a #TedCruz lookalike finds out who Ted Cruz actually is and agrees to mine her fame for all it's worth. #porn #altlakecity #Xhamster
Fook goes #bitchcakes on #GameOfThrones for revealing something about the #RedWitch that made her no longer part of his #spankbank., and #Fallon shows up to #SNL drunk. #Melisandre #altlakecity #GOT
We explore some of the craziest stories about Prince, may he rest in purple. #RIPPrince #Prince #CarmenElectra #makeup #bedroom #demands #stories #rock #fame #death #altlakecity
Stupid Ass Stuff: We look at the reviews for the Huntsman: Winters War (they aren't great) and Fook's useless but probably accurate spoiler for #GameOfThrones season 6! #Huntsman #GOT #JonSnow #Sequel #altlakecity
We explore #NewWordz!
teledultery: watching a series without your significant other, even when you said you'd wait.
Vaguebooking: When a friend posts vague cries for help on social media. #social #frenchbite #beatup #altlakecity #words
Great Moments in Bad Judgement, a man does what we've all done and faces felony burglary. Can we judge him? Also, watch for wet paint at the scene! #crime #soda #watercup #everyman #greatmoments #badjudgement #altlakecity
We call elementary school teacher, Muslim, and comic Joy Lane to discuss Snapchat's 420 Bob Marley filter. #joylane #snapchat #420 #BobMarley #altlakecity
An Earthquake's a comin' and Lindsey Lohan is converting to Islam? Sounds like the apocalypse, alright! #Shakeout #Utah #LindseyLohan #Islam #sas #altlakecity #bigone #earthquake #porn
We parody reactions to the New York primaries: Bernie sings "New York, New York" and Trump gloats about winning New York. #parody #Bernie #Trump #NewYork #primary #winner #Loser
Delicious Audio 420 Edition! We look back a few months to that time Idaho pot smugglers called to give themselves up. #911calls #420 #stoner #deliciousaudio #altlakecity #idaho #smuggling #drugs
There are only five butt shapes! Lindsey explains, and educates us on the undies we should be wearing. #applebottom #back #booty #butt #undies #butttype
We meet our #ForeignFriends! British fans react the surprise ending of 'The People vs. OJ Simpson' and a bulldozer fight on the streets of China.
Drink local, Douche locally! the Utah DABC is thinking of a fine or liquor license suspension for Brewvies. It claims the theatre broke the law when it showed the rated 'R' #Deadpool while serving alcohol. #doucheday #tuesday #utah #dabc #brewvies #alcohollaws #beer #movies #nudity#delta #bravo
Dear Dheads: Janae calls us with a story of nailing it in an interview except she got too casual and dropped an F bomb! #DearDheads #FBomb #Eff #Interviewquestions #altlakecity #oops
Science! A researcher in Finland has determined why we all love to hate Nickelback, PLUS someone on the show is a fan! #Nickelback #Science #confessions #altlakecity #finland #finnish #chadkroeger
We troll #Craigslist and imagine if the #MissedConnections actually connected. #MFW #MFM #hope #icequeen #altlakecity
StupidAssStuff: Country star Zac Brown is busted with hookers and blow(?) and our stoner reviews the new Jungle Book remake. #stoner #movie #review #zacbrown #junglebook #altlakecity #cocaine #hookers #brocountry
New data suggest loud chewing is healthier. We call Fook's wife so he can gloat. #loudchewing #misophonia #skinny #altlakecity #goodmorning #husband #wife
We share some of our least favorite corporate phrases and words. We "circle back" to listener texts, too! #corporate #jargon #words #circleback #scale #loop #smokinggun #cliche
Is it OK to make people wash their hands before holding your baby? What about your in-laws, do they have to wash up, too? Fook's in-laws were visiting recently, and YES he did. In his defense, they had just come from the dirty airport. We take calls to figure out if this is #OK or #NotOK. #InLaws #handwashing #cleanliness #germs #airport #dirty #hands
Rick Astley has new music! Fook can't help but #rickroll us first, but we eventually DO play some of his new single #KeepSinging #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp #RickAstley #DeliciousAudio #Rickrolled #altlakecity
Fook suffers from flat butt, and offers to buy some listeners padded undies to flesh it out back there. #padded #work #flatbutt #butts #Pad #bottomline #altlakecity
The insanely talented Marcus is performing at Wiseguys Gateway this weekend, and he stopped in to do some impressions for us. Of course, we made it interesting! Dave Mathews sings Hotline Bling, anyone? #marcus #comedy #impressions #davematthews #eddievedder #altlakecity #WiseguysComedy #Utah
We ask our friend Val, a super nerd, what she thinks of the teaser from Rogue One. She goes OFF on what she speculates we will find out, what it all means and gushes about Star Wars weapons. #cameronwalkerproductions #starwars #rogueone #altlakecity
REAL Salt Lake announces a $50 million facility w/ charter school and youth programs. Jazz update and Fook takes us to the Masters. #Jazz #Masters #realsaltlake #soccer #charter #utah
Science: The over/under toilet paper argument is solved for GOOD. Maybe. Also: Apple invents instant censorship for those who curse like a sailor. #Science #toiletpaper #over #under #censorship #apple #altlakecity
Stupid Ass Stuff: Janet Jackson cancels a tour saying she wants to start a family at 50. She sounds pregnant already. Also, Miley Cyrus and Adam Levine are too similar to get along. #Miley #Levine #MsJackson #baby #sas
Delicious Audio: We honor two men of music, Merle Haggard, and R & B singer Leon Haywood, who besides being a legend, was sampled by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. #RIP #DeliciousAudio #MerleHaggard #LeonHaywood #altlakecity #nuthinbuta #gthang #okie
We ask how to really get out of a ticket from our resident boy in blue, Officer Rosen, of Salt Lake's finest. We learn that sometimes there's a chance... #ticket #sobstory #jokes #subterfuge #trafficstop #police #cops #uhp
A man is asking the internet for pity after a pizza place guilt-tripped him with a note in/on his box. He DID order five minutes before closing. #OK #NotOK #Pizza #Delivery #howrude #customer #serviced #altlakecity
The Onion punks Azealia Banks w/ a fake Palin story and WHOA! Sarah Palin stops by to talk about why her and Azealia Banks are beefing HARD. Also, Emilia Clarke, Khaleesi on Game of Thrones, talks about her fan fiction fantasies. #Khaleesi #Palin #AzealiaBanks #TheOnion #Emilia #GOT #altlakecity
Anderson Cooper sonfesses a love of bros and confuses tuberose with two bros, and Billy Joe Armstrong of Greenday doodles and gives us a tour of their set instudio.#Greenday #andersoncooper #BillyJoeArmstrong #TwoBros #Tuberose #DeliciousAudio #IG #altlakecity
A drunk driver in Orem should have buckled in her dog, the apocalypse is soon according to FLDS escapees, and Layton SWAT team is sick of this Youtuber. #FLDS #Apocalypse #DUI #Dog #eject #WarrenJeffs #SWAT #swatted #leafy #leafyishere #youtube #altlakecity #Utah
Lindsey was trying to buy some new crystals and gets roped into a moon ritual. It was meant to be! #moon #ritual #crystals #letitgo #spirituality #rocks #altlakecity
We explore the animal kingdom's latest acheivements. Lindsey tells us of the Elephant-Fish, a little girl asks if cats can sniff for drugs too, and a goat accidentally discovers a natural talent. #animalsinaction #elephish #drugcat #zipline #goats #altlakecity
Great Moments in Bad Judgement! It's called #IdealConceal, and it's a double-barreled .380-caliber pistol disguised as a cellphone. Is it safe? Fook is worried he would TEXT himself to death. #gunphone #hidden #concealedcarry #gunrights #2A #altlakecity
We look at really, super-official new words. Seriously, tho, you'll use some of these gems. #opooportunity #friendlyfade #newwordz #altlakecity
We discuss the Jazz' respectable loss to the #Warriors, deadly coach gazes, and a perfect March Madness bracket is ruined on a technicality. #justenoughsports #jazz #warriors #marchmadness #finalfour #perfection #altlakecity
We look at the most effective poses for your online dating profile, and a caller suggests a few too. #pose #strikeapose #selfie #profilepic #dating #online #altlakecity #spread #eagle
StupidAssStuff: Yoko Ono opened up about John Lennon's sexual curiosity, saying he liked men. AND Charlize Theron got ghosted by Sean Penn. #relationships #johnlennon #gay #ghosting #ghost #altlakecity #sas
Jamie calls with an OK or NOT OK: Her guy likes his ex-girlfriend's Facebook pics, even after she has asked him not to. We field calls and talk to our relationship expert Baya Voce. #OK #NotOK #Facebook #socialmedia #relationship #advice #altlakecity
Lindsey tells us about a green comet and uses big words. AND the unicorn used to exist for reals. #greencomet #siberianunicorn #fossils #galaxies #science #altlakecity
Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz prank much of America into thinking they are EWW shagging. Also: The Kardashian Legacy comes into focus.
Fook lets us in on his son's awesome nickname and we discuss John Kerry saying that, as Secretary of State, he gets asked embarrassing questions abroad. #poopatron #nickname #poopfaces #johnkerry #whatshappening #america #election2016 #foreignpolicy
A Nurse takes a picture of a patient that he probably would have texted her if she'd asked, man tries to use his food stamps for luxury goods, and people eat soap! #foodstamps #nurse #dpic #tenting #smock #hospital #selfie #BMW #soap #mouth #pottymouth
DeliciousAudio
of A woman in Los Angeles leading cops on a chase and ALMOST stealing a squad car. Also, got a piece of paper handy and need to feel bad about yourself? Then this Chinese social media trend is for YOU!
Deliciousaudio #a4waist #challenge #grandtheftauto #reallife #altlakecity #paper #bodyimage
Fook goes Bitchcakes on the idea that the bird that landed upon Bernie Sanders' podium means Mother Nature's endorsed him and that Sleeping Beauty and Beastmaster now have some competition.
We give listener Collin's wife a wake-up call to plead with her to let him watch the Walking Dead and participate in our contest to attend the Fear the Walking Dead Location party. Enter to win here: http://www.alt1019.com/2016/03/28/win-our-fear-the-walking-dead-experience/
Fook got his wife to record Lindsey while at the dogpark, using other people's dogs to fulfill her cuteness quota. Dogless at a Dog Park.....Ok or NOT OK? #OKorNOTOK #OK #fauxpas #dogpark #cute #animals #altlakecity #catlady
Brutal Delicious Audio from Disturbed's lead singer, David Draiman! He shames a girl who's been on her phone the entire show. She dies from embarrassment, we're pretty sure. #DeliciousAudio #DaveDraiman #shaming #concerts #cellphoneshaming #Disturbed #metalhead #girlfriendproblems #altlakecity
What You Need To Know: A racist rant gets an SLC Lyft driver fired, Picabo Street sighs a huge sigh of relief, and #BackstreetBoys fans rejoice when a #singalong happens organically at a panel during #FanX16 #SLComicCon #Lyft #racistrant #yourefired #PicaboStreet #ParkCity #ALTLakeCity
Stupid Ass Stuff: Madonna gets called out for putting out her own parking signs, and a Bieber fan mishears what she wins and ruins it for the rest of us. #Bieber #grope #meat #meetandgreet #Winner #Madonna #parkingviolation #altlakecity #stupidassstuff
Who would win in an eating competition: Batman or Superman? Text your theory to 801-570-1019! Fook goes to the source of Superman's power with his. Lindsey just wants to date Batman, so she's biased. #BatmanVSuperman #EatingCompetition #DawnOfJustice #Battleship #superhero #fight #altlakecity #fanx2016
GROSS: A woman on twitter ranted about having to smuggle a dookie in her purse cuz a guy's toilet didn't work. We ask Lindsey what SHE would do. #Gross #dating #dookie #poosmuggler #altlakecity #purseproblems
Fook plays us the frightening and thrilling promotion for Easter this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! #EasterMonkey #EasterSunday #Easter #heisrisen #pogostick #altlakecity
We got a text from a biologist about dinosaurs being on Noah's Arc (with fossil record proof?). We call to tease and clarify. #noahsarc #dinosaurs #coexist #extinct #fossil #history #bible #legendhasit #altlakecity
What You Need to Kn ow: We look at who won the West & Utah's caucuses, plus an update on Brussels and Obama's Foreign Policy Game is baseball. #westerntuesday #UtahCaucus #caucus #vote #cuba #baseball #tampabay #altlakecity #foreignpolicy
An Easter Bunny in a mall drops some guy's kid. Dad is pretty mad about it and a brawl ensues. #Douche #DeltaBravo #EasterBunny #Easter #Brawl #Fight #caughtoncamera #altlakecity
Lindsey recites lyrics from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Her theory is that haters on the band are mostly upset with the nonsensical lyrics. #RedHotChiliPeppers #Keidis #Flea #Lyrics #Poetry #scat #Couplets #rhyme #spokenword
We play "Kanye or Trump Tweets?" for Taste of Chaos tix to see Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional. It's pretty hard to figure out which #asshat wrote these tweets! #KanyeORTrump #WhoseTweets #Twitter #TasteofChaos #TakingBackSunday #DashboardConfessional #altlakecity
Delicious Audio: Lindsey points out an overload of cuteness, an arctic fox that laughs like its owner. #DeliciousAudio #cute #animals #viralvideo #audio #Deelish #altlakecity
Fook tried to hook Lindsey with his doctor friend, but she's not interested just by looking at his picture. Should she give a friend of a friend a chance? #OK #NotOK #Fauxpas #dating #advice #catchandrelease #altlakecity
Fook asks some serious questions regarding the presidential candidates. Who would have the worst breath? Who would you NOT want kissing your baby? #Election #breath #halitosis #badbreath #floss #hygiene #altlakecity
Animals In Action: A pet gator named Rambo sounds like a total momma's boy, Seaworld finally sees the light, and a mummified puppy from ancient Egypt! #Animals #mummy #puppy #Rambo #PetAlligator #altlakecity
We look at Amazon's new "verify w/ a selfie" pay method, and a study that found that you CAN stare at someone until they get better looking. #StareHard #amazon #paywithaselfie #selfie #altlakecity #Science
We make our 2nd annual call the Brazenhead Pub in Dublin to chug a beer with 'em.! They are not expecting us, but are ALWAYS accomodating. The bartender is too busy and passes off to an American from San Francisco who is there at the perfect time of year. #Ireland #StPatricksDay #chugabeer #beerforbreakfast #altlakecity #acrossthepond #SaltLakeCity #Utah #Lucas #Ireland #notthegreatesttime #chug
OK or Not OK? Lindsey wants to know if her dog park behavior is socially acceptable. We take calls and texts and find a consensus. #Puppyphile #DogLover #Nodog #catlady #altlakecity
STATS: St. Patrick's Day by the numbers and Utah's NCAA future. #leprechaun #stpaddysday #ncaa #utes #utah #porn #green #statistics #leprechaunporn #finniganswank #smallhands #shortandsweet
Did the real Charles Barkley just stop by? Also, Utah is ranked in the top states for Basketball fans. #justenoughsports #sports #altlakecity
Do white ninjas exist, asks Fook? Regardless: this guy is a perv AND a douche. #Douche #tuesdaydoucheday #altlakecity #whiteninja #snowheyoh #peepingtom
It's both Pie day and Pi day. And Einstein's birthday. We look at the mathematical kind of Pi, and imagine Guinness World Record holder Rajveer Meena reading off all 70,000 digits that he had memorized. #piday #pieday #rajveermeena #guinnessworldrecord #digits #memory #altlakecity
We imagine what they sound like...The FCC released a list of the halftime show complaints, including #allcaps #closecaptioning #appalled #halftimeshow #complaints #blackpanther #deaf #signlanguage
We imagine Stephen Hawking was the new spokesman for Dos Equis, the most interesting man in the world, and a Festival for the Deaf is in trouble for being too loud.
Our stoner goes to see the new JJ Abrams' movie, 10 Cloverfield Lane. He gets the name wrong and the critics disagree with him, but his comments on John Goodman are on point! #10cloverfieldLane #stoner #moviereview #movies #jjabrams #altlakecity
We look at some of the stars and starlets who are copying Kim Kardashian's naked selfie she posted this week. Sharon Osbourne gets naked too! #kimk #nude #selfie #naked #nothingtowear #altlakecity #sharonosbourne
Music News: The viral stars of the "Damn Daniel' vid are in Weezer's new video for "California Kids", and Blink 182 axes Tom Delonge for good! #music #alternative #damndaniel #weezer #tomdelonge #altlakecity
We hoaxed ourselves, and perhaps you too! Lindsey fell for a story that Johnny Depp is buying a house in Utah. Fook points out a recent story about Justin Bieber buying a house here, too. #Hoax #JohnnyDepp #Utah #SecondHome #rumors #internethoax #rumormill #altlakecity
Beyonce performs Whitney Houston at her daughter's school benefit and Madonna cries over her son at a show in Brazil. #StupidAssStuff #Madonna #Beyonce #WhitneyHouston #blueivy #guyritchie #custody #altlakecity