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As orange rapist continues to appease his handlers and inches ever close to the gaping jaws of oblivion, the Mandalorian and Gulag is shown up in historic fashion by two indie horror movies, and it is glorious.

But we digress, this episode is a double review of 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE and the first Sam Raimi directed horror (horror comedy) film in 17 years, SEND HELP.

“The others, my peeps — I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren’t, and now they’re expecting to meet you…and you’re in a bit of a bind too, because if you can’t help me with my problem, I’m going to force-feed you your own intestines until you can no longer breathe.” It’s The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 450! Yes, that’s right, number four hundred and goddamn fifty

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As orange rapist continues to appease his handlers and inches ever close to the gaping jaws of oblivion, the Mandalorian and Gulag is shown up in historic fashion by two indie horror movies, and it is glorious.

But we digress, this episode is a double review of 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE and the first Sam Raimi directed horror (horror comedy) film in 17 years, SEND HELP.

"The others, my peeps -- I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, and now they're expecting to meet you...and you're in a bit of a bind too, because if you can't help me with my problem, I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines until you can no longer breathe." It's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 450! Yes, that's right, number four hundred and goddamn fifty.

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It's going to be Summer soon 🌞 That means it's time for our 2025 Year in Review!

This ep each of us countdown our Top 5 Best and Top 5 Worst genre films of last year, some runners up, honorable mentions, and other "horror adjacent" picks.
You know the deal, and if you didn't, now you do.

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The 21st century has graced us with many questionable or misguided (or just fucking awful) PG13 sequels, reboots, or remakes to the pantheon of 1980's scifi/horror/ action hybrid classics:

2004: Alien Vs Predator
2009: Terminator Salvation
2012: Total Recall
2014: RoboCop
2015: Terminator Genisys

There's also quite a few which retained the R ratings of their predecessors, with varying results:

2003: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
2007: Aliens Vs Predator- Requiem
2010: Predators
2012: Prometheus
2017: Alien: Covenant
2018: The Predator
2019: Terminator: Dark Fate
2022: Prey
2024: Alien: Romulus

This episode we discuss PREDATOR: BADLANDS, Dan Trachtenberg's follow up to Prey and the animated anthology Predator: Killer of Killers, both of which the three of us enjoyed quite a bit.

Is it ruined by the Disneyfication? Does Trachtenberg pull off this PG-13 Predator film, the first to feature a Yautja as the protagonist, or does it join the trash pile of some prior attempts?

"Welcome to the most dangerous planet in the universe, where everything is trying to kill you", it's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 448!

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This ep we get into THE BLACK PHONE 2. If you've missed Jorge reeeeeally not liking a movie and laying into it, you're in luck! We had a blast recording this episode, also discuss the 2025 video game awards nominees, and much more.

Imagine if you will, our glorious military industrial complex merging with the capabilities of advanced AI and unleashing an omnipresent surveillance state. Tonight we sleep under the watchful eye of drones roving overhead ready to spray fentanyl-laced piss on any dissenters below!

"I conjured this from my hate and from whatever memories Hell let me keep", it's the Who Goes There Podcast, episode 447!!!

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This episode we review the entire debut season of Noah Hawley's ALIEN: EARTH series; the good, the bad, the amazing, the baffling, the stuff that provokes reasonable comparisons to bullshit in Jurassic World that we wish didn't exist, all of it!

"You used to be food, you know. Humanity. Your lives were short and filled with fear. Then your brains grew. You built tools and used them to conquer nature... But in the animal kingdom, there is always someone bigger, or smaller, who would eat you alive...", it's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 446!!!

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This episode we get into the 2009 NIGHT OF THE DEMONS remake. Why? Because it's got fucking Edward Furlong and because King Hans, benevolent lord of our Patreon, demanded it! This fine film also gives us the opportunity to revisit our thoughts on horror remakes of the 00's.

"First, I'm gonna poke his pretty brown eyes out and then, I'm gonna fuck his brains out until they're spilling out of his ears. And then, right before he dies, right before he becomes one of us...transforms into a demon he shall know the suffering in death. Shut up, bitch!" It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 445!!!

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Happy holidays from the belly of the beast! This episode we review one of three Stephen King (AKA Richard Bachman) film adaptations this year, THE LONG WALK.

It's set in a post-cataclysmic dystopian future where people volunteer for a grueling and dehumanizing endurance test with the hope of being compensated financially by the state which uses the ordeal to prop up national pride. What a nightmare, how does he come up with this stuff?

"We have the means to return to our former glory. You boys are the answer. The Long Walk is the answer. When this is broadcast for all the states, your inspiration will continue to elevate our gross national product. We will be number one in the world again!", it's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode #444!

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Welcome to the new listeners and welcome back to everyone else!

This episode we discuss WEAPONS, writer/director Zach Cregger's much anticipated follow up to his 2022 breakout, Barbarian. It involves a small town being ripped apart by the baffling disappearance of 17 children following a mysterious school tragedy, and...to say more would be a disservice. The film is currently available to stream on HBOMAX (or whatever we're calling it this week).

"I can make your parents hurt themselves. I can make them hurt each other. I can make them eat each other if I want to", it's The Who Goes There Podcast episode 443!

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Well, well, well, here we go again. This episode we review the 2025 indie supernatural body horror film, TOGETHER.

If the name and trailer weren't a hint, the movie traffics in themes of codependency, the blurring of self and identity, and commitment anxiety.

Some of you may have seen it already, because you're dorks like us. But what did we in our collective wisdom think? You must listen and find out.

"I think something's happening to us. The pole, the thirst in your bones. I can't explain it but, we're sick. Well, you know, complacency can sometimes simply be harmony. We spend our lives in search of the other half. If you think you found that, don't be so quick to let it go", it's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 422!

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Halloween doesn't have to be over. This episode we review 2025 foreign breakout,
THE UGLY STEPSISTER.

As a joint production from the Norwegian Film Institute, the Polish Film Institute, the Swedish Film Institute, and the Danish Film Institute, you know it's a good time. There's social satire, dark comedy, and body horror to spare.

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Greetings haomies! As we march onward into techno/christofascist hell, this episode we review not one, but two of the year’s most highly anticipated genre films, 28 YEARS LATER and BRING HER BACK.

For those counting, it’s been 18 years since the 2007 sequel to 2002’s modern horror classic, 28 Days Later. In the years since, Danny Boyle has won an oscar and Alex Garland graduated from screenwriter to becoming a formidable director (and show creator) in his own right. What’d these two come up with for the long awaited sequel, 28 YEARS LATER, and what did the three of us think? It’s on Netflix currently if you’ve yet to see it or would like to give it a rewatch.

BRING HER BACK is the follow up to the film debut of brothers Danny and Michael Philipou, writer/directors of 2022’s breakout A24 horror hit, Talk To Me. How did the Brothers Philipou, of former youtube horror/comedy RackaRacka video fame, do in their sophomore effort? Bring Her Back just became available to stream on HBOMAX.

"Some people believe the spirit stays in the body for months after death...the more you kill, the easier it gets. Don't feel bad about it. The infection takes away their minds -- it's got no mind, it's got no soul."
It's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 440!

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This ep we review the sixth film (and first in 14 years) of the Final Destination franchise, FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES. Of course, this gives us an opportunity to rank our favorite kills in the franchise too.

"For the 1,500th time, no one gives a shit about your stupid little death curse, okay? So take a hint and leave us alone because death's not coming for our family."
It's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 439!

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This episode takes us into the despair and absurdity of dementia and old age in 2025's THE RULE OF JENNY PEN. If you're going to explore the psychological horrors of mortality and aging it certainly helps to have actors like Jon Lithgow and Geoffrey Rush. The film is currently available to watch on Shudder.

"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry", it's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 438!!!

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Welcome back! This ep we review Ryan Coogler's 2025 genre-hopping hit, SINNERS, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

"There are legends of people... born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death. Conjuring spirits from the past... and the future. You keep dancing with the devil... one day, he's gonna follow you home." It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 437!!!

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Drugs! Hallucinogens! Sensory deprivation! Ancient shamanic rituals! Religious angst! Psychosexual tension! Cellular memory! Consciousness expansion! The collective unconscious! The primal self! Practical effects! Body horror! Psychedelic nightmare visions of crucified beasts floating in the air! BOOBS! (That one was for Matt).

This episode we get into the trippy scifi horror of Ken Russell's 1980 cult classic, ALTERED STATES...and a bunch of other stuff.

"We all live with it. That unbearable terror is what makes us such singular creatures. We hide from it, we succumb to it, mostly we defy it! We build fragile little structures to keep it out. We love, we raise families, we work, we make friends. We write poems...Well, l think that that true self, that original self, that first self, is a real, quantifiable thing, tangible and incarnate, and I'm going to find the fucker."
It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 436!

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This episode wraps up a trifecta of Stephen King adaptations, as we review 1983's THE DEAD ZONE, which has quite the pedigree, Cronenberg! Walken! King!

The movie also features Martin Sheen as a corrupt, dangerously opportunistic politician who exploits populism to gain authoritarian power and could hold the fate of the world in his hands if he isn't stopped. Chilling stuff, thankfully we don't have anything like that going on.

"THE ICE, IS GONNA BREAK!" It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 435!

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Alright haomies...this episode we review Oz Perkins' film adaption of the Stephen King short story, THE MONKEY.

And of course we get into it about a bunch of other films and non sequiturs.
Pre-show which is available exclusively to our Patreon members has even more unedited and off the wall discussions, including our experience seeing a charming band called Chat Pile here in sunny San Diego.

Up next we wrap up a little series of King adaptations with THE DEAD ZONE (1983).

"Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us... horribly. And that's life. Did you know that 27 percent of all English-speaking people will either say 'horseshit' or 'holy shit' before they die? Now, it's funny, because death is the one big thing that'll happen to all of us, and yet we still can't help but be somehow surprised by it." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 433!

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Greetings from the 9th Circle of Hell!

Every now ad then the Lord of WGT Patreon (you should join btw) picks a movie for us to watch and review. And so it came to pass that Lord Hans bestowed us with a choice between the 1997 HBO movie adaptation of Stephen King's The Night Flier, or The Dread Central production, Benny Loves You. As you can see, we decided on the former. Worry not friends, as we of course make sure to address our reasoning behind this critical decision on the episode.

Once this this little series of King adaptations is wrapped up we get into the 1980 Ken Russell directed Paddy Chayefsky written psych/scifi horror freakout of ALTERED STATES before weighing in on Ryan Coogler's 2025 genre-mashup runaway hit, SINNERS.

“He was wearing a big cloak he was. Red as a fire engine inside, black as a woodchuck's asshole outside. And when it spread out behind him, it looked like a goddamn bat's wing it did. After talking to these crazy people all day every single day, their stories can get to you. Creep in like some fucking cancer and pretty soon, all this starts making sense.” It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 433!

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Why did we do this movie? Well, primarily because it was the only way to make Jorge watch it. Secondly because, to quote King Hans, "coffee cup smash face."

Enjoy! King Pick selection for the 1997 Stephen King adaptation The Night Flier up next after this, followed by The Monkey, and yet another Stephen King adaptation after that with The Dead Zone (1983).

Then, a very special selection after that before getting into Ryan Coogler's new genre mashup, SINNERS.

"I'm sorry... but I don't think you know what a really bad day is! But you'll fucking learn. You're gonna fucking learn." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode #432!

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Well, here it is, the 2024 Retrospective, where we each give our Top 5 Favorite and Top 5 Worst genre films of the year that was 2024. We also have quite a few honorable mentions and runners up this year. This is always a blast for us.

When all was said and done all three of us were in general agreement with a great many others that 2024 was a great year for the horror genre particularly.

For fun, here were each of our Top 5 Favorite and Worst genre films the previous year, 2023: (as a reminder all three of us loved Godzilla Minus One, but only Jorge counted it in his Top 5 as a specific horror genre film)

Jacob:
Five Favorite: #1-When Evil Lurks, #2-Talk to Me, #3-Thanksgiving, #4-Infinity Pool, #5- Saw X
Five Worst: #1-Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, #2-The Exorcist: Believer, #3-Children of the Corn (2023), #4-Cocaine Shark, #5-Beaten to Death

Jorge:
Five Favorite: #1-Godzilla Minus One, #2-When Evil Lurks, #3-Talk to Me, #4-Infinity Pool, #5-Project Wolf Hunting (stateside release 2023 nerds)
Five Worst: #1-The Exorcist: Believer, #2-M3GAN "M threegan dude come on", #3-Knock at the Cabin, #4-The Mill, #5-The Pope's Exorcist (this dude didn't watch any movies)

Rhett:
Five Favorite: #1-When Evil Lurks, #2-Talk to Me, #3-Infinity Pool, #4-Thanksgiving, #5-Birth/Rebirth
Five Worst: #1-The Exorcist: Believer, #2-Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, #3-Children of the Corn (2023), #4-Insidious: The Red Door, #5-Knock at the Cabin

Runners Up for Worst (there's always so many): Pet Sematary Bloodlines, The Meg 2, The Nun 2, The Haunted Mansion, The Outwaters
Runners Up for Favorite: all of us loved Godzilla Minus One but Jacob and Rhett excluded it from Top 5 horror, Beau is Afraid and Poor Things (both "horror adjacent"), Big Shark, Saw X (for Rhett and Jorge, #5 for Jacob), Huesera The Bone Woman, Project Wolf Hunting (for Jacob and Rhett, #5 fave for Jorge), muthafuckin Slotherhouse

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Join us and succumb to the horny darkness of Robert Eggers' Adventures of Count Orlok and the Cucks of Wisburg!!! The fuck is Wisburg? It's the German city where the plague rats land, IDIOT!

"I have seen things in this world that would make Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother's womb! We are not so enlightened as we are blinded by the gaseous light of science. If we are to tame darkness, we must first face that it exists!"
It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 430!!!

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Well well well, here we go again. This episode we review Art the Clown's third outing, and this one is set during Christmas! Yes dorks, we know technically it's Art's 4th cinematic appearance if you count All Hallows' Eve.

Get ready for more of the sophisticated, smartly written, unbearable suspense which has made this franchise famous! SIKE
But seriously get ready for a straight ahead slasher with no added filler! Oh wait, never mind this one is 125 minutes, maybe a third of which is what you watch a movie like this for.
For real though, get ready for a thoughtful and well-acted character study with a lot on its mind that totally justifies its runtime...okay we'll stop.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells. This place fuckin' smells.." (actual dialogue from the movie)
It's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 428!

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We're back! Just in time to help you cope with Trump 2.0
This episode we review writer/director Parker Finn's follow up to his 2022 debut, SMILE 2.

Skye Riley: Well, have you gone to the police?
Morris: And say what? My brother's suicide was actually caused by some cosmic evil being that no one else can see? The police can't stop this thing anyway.
Skye: So I'm just supposed to wait until this thing kills me?
Morris: No, I want you to help me destroy it.
Skye: How?
Morris: From what I can tell, the chain stops when an infected host dies in some other way outside of the being's control. My guess is that, just like other parasites, without a living host it has no way to survive. It's ceases to exist.
Skye: So it only stops if--if I die before it kills me?
Morris: Exactly. We need to kill you first.
Skye: What?!

It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode #427!

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This episode we get weird, like that's anything new, with the turn of the century Czechoslovakian dark comedy surrealist horror of LITTLE OTIK (aka Greedy Guts). Oh you've never heard of it? Good gooooooooood.

Neither had we to be honest. Credit goes to the current lord of our Patreon, King Hans! He always gives us the wildest recommendations, and we love him for it, as we do all our supporters and Patreon members.

"Show me your Otik. That's his name, isn't it? Don't worry, I won't eat him. He's our child and we have to stick by him through thick and thin." It's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 426!

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French Writer/Director Coralie Fargeat made her feature film debut with 2017's REVENGE, a visceral, vibrant, and often lyrical rape/revenge thriller. The film leaned hard into tropes usually reserved for more action oriented films featuring an initially victimized protagonist transforming into a lethal retributive anti-hero. Fargeat herself said she was directly influenced by films like Mad Max, Rambo, and Kill Bill.

Revenge was a favorite of ours on the show in it's year of release, and one of the more notable genre feature film debuts in a decade full of them. She was also praised as one of the more exciting voices in contemporary feminist cinema, along with her contemporary Julia Ducournau (Raw, Titane), also hailing from France, as they both brought a woman's perspective and a contemporary lens to Cronenbergian body horror and psychosexual tension. Needless to say, we were optimistic and curious about what Fargeat would do next.

"One single injection unlocks your DNA, starting a new cellular division, that will release another version of yourself. This is THE SUBSTANCE. Everything comes from you. Everything is you. This is simply a better version of yourself. You just have to share. One week for one and one week for the other. A perfect balance of seven days each. The one and only thing not to forget: YOU. ARE. ONE. You can't escape from yourself."
It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 425!

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There are surprises every year in the world of cinema, you never quite know what's going to pan out and end up delivering the goods. A lot of things that sound good on paper end up being poor in execution, and vice versa.

There's always the approach of relying on a filmmakers track record and having a reasonable amount of confidence in their next project, but even then there are disappointments and (usually) inevitable decline.

There's the "brand loyalty" idea, where you stick with a franchise even though it starts SUCKING ASS, and in recent years no shortage of legacy sequels.

Every year also brings it's share of unintentionally hilarious cinematic disasters. This year alone has brought us Megacockulus, Madame Web, Joker: Folie a Deux, Borderlands, Argylle, Tarot, Rebel Moon- Part Two, Imaginary, Night Swim, and The Exorcism, among others (add Kraven The Hunter to that list).

Then, there's these films you barely hear shit about (or nothing about) until their release is imminent which pull a complete sneak attack and surprise the fuck out of you.

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The time has come. The three of us are all big fans of the Alien franchise and director/writer Fede Alvarez has arrived with buddy and co-writer Rodo Sayagues to give their take.

As the first film in the long running Alien series to be produced by 20th Century Studios following it's acquisition by Disney, Alien: Romulus successfully resuscitated the franchise, grossing over $350 million worldwide. But at what cost?

Will the film's gorgeous production design, modern horror tropes, and nostalgic nods to the greatest hits of the franchise be enough? Or is what some identify as an over-reliance on fan service, imitation, incoherent plotting, and contrivances, ultimately a deal breaker? What did we think? You're about to find out.

"Z-01 contains the genome responsible for the Xeno's ability to accelerate and slow down its metabolism at will. Its symbiotic capableness easily rewrites the host's DNA through its blood. This is a much needed and well overdue upgrade for humanity. We simply cannot wait for evolution anymore." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 423!

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It's a trap! No really, it is. The one, the only, M. Night Shamalamalama returns with this high concept thriller starring Josh Hartnett as a serial killer taking his daughter to see a pop star portrayed by the writer/director's daughter.

Review begins right around 45:25. We love you. Another new ep in a few days, next up is Alien: Romulus.

"You know the Butcher? That freakin' nutjob that goes around just chopping people up? Well, the feds or whatever heard that he's gonna be here today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole concert? It's a trap. They're watching all the exits, checking everyone that leaves. There's no way to get out of here. It's kinda dope, right?"

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Welcome back! The time has come for us to discuss the much anticipated serial killer flick, LONGLEGS.

Preceded by months of cryptic and highly effective viral marketing, it's a big swing from indie film distributor NEON and boasts a strong genre pedigree in writer/director Osgood Perkins, and stars Nicolas Cage and Maika Monroe. What did we think? Listen and find out. Also a bunch of other stuff discussed in the first half as usual.
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"The seventh she to be given the same choice they've all been given. Crimson, or clover. Accept the gift and destroy, destroy yourself and yourselves. Or keep it. And bow down. Bow all the way down. And get right down to the dirty, dirty work. Work that gets dirty as it cleans. Like a mop. Like a rag." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 421!

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For this ep, we have a double feature review of A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE and MAXXXINE. Two third-parters in two trilogies, but only one of the two is a prequel, whereas in the other trilogy the prequel was the first sequel. A hunk of excellent content. Figure that shit out.

"Do you want a bit of free advice? Look around you. You've made it to the belly of the beast, congratulations, very few come this far. To stay here, you must make it your obsession. Eliminate all other distractions, because if you take your eye off that prize for even a moment, the beast will spit you right back out where you came from."
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Greetings! This ep we discuss a little film called THE COFFEE TABLE, a 2022 Spanish import which just made it’s way stateside this year.

A few of you have seen it and have opinions about it, but what did the three of us think? You’re about to find out. Review begins right around the 37:00 minute mark. Other recent watches, rabbit holes, hijinks, and non sequiturs ensue before that.

“It’ll be your favorite table to have a coffee with your loved ones, and I guarantee that this table, due to its design and standard, will change your life for the better. It will fill your home with happiness.” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 419!

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We have missed you. Got a bunch coming your way in the next couple weeks. This episode we get into the buzzy indie “ambient slasher”, In A Violent Nature. The movie has provoked a lot of discussion and mixed reactions within the horror community, but what did we think?

“They never found his body, but they say his spirit lives in the forest. This forest. A maniac, a thing no longer human. Every year he kills. Right now he’s out there. Watching. Waiting. So don’t look; he’ll see you. Don’t breathe; he’ll hear you. Don’t move; you’re dead!”
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We have missed you. Got a bunch coming your way in the next couple weeks. This episode we get into the buzzy indie "ambient slasher", In A Violent Nature. The movie has provoked a lot of discussion and mixed reactions within the horror community, but what did we think?

"They never found his body, but they say his spirit lives in the forest. This forest. A maniac, a thing no longer human. Every year he kills. Right now he's out there. Watching. Waiting. So don't look; he'll see you. Don't breathe; he'll hear you. Don't move; you're dead!"
It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 418!

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It's time we here at WGT tackled another King Pick. This time Lord Hans has decreed we watch and discuss the 2014 horror/comedy Giallo spoof, THE EDITOR. The film is courtesy of those wacky and wild haomies from the North (meaning Canada), Astron-6.

"Don't even try to move my clear, you're completely paralyzed. You might remember my friend, the Brazilian Wandering spider. He's very aggressive, highly poisonous. Not even your handsome boyfriend, Arturo, can save you now." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 417!

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This week WGT revisits 1991's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS. For our much appreciated Patreon subscribers, its a double dose of Wes Craven as they also get an exclusive episode of the 1989 bonkers slasher, SHOCKER. You can become a WGT Patreon member at www.patreon.com/whogoestherepodcast, or click the hyperlink further down the page.

The People Under the Stairs was previously discussed in the show's first year by Jorge and former cohosts/co-founders Matt and Chris, wayyyyyy back in 2014. This marks the first time WGT has revisited the same film in it's 10 year history. This is also Jacob's first watch of the film, which is insane.

"Every generation more insane than the one before it. They got their fingers into real estate, started making a lot of money taking over people's homes. The more money they got, the greedier they got. The greedier they got, the crazier they got. All sorts of rumors about what's going on in that place. Never proved it because the police never took it serious. But believe me, when I was a kid, none of us ever walked past that house." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 416!!!

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Look, like any year, 2024 has already had its fair share of traaaaash horror genre offerings. Night Swim and Imaginary immediately come to mind. No reason to bury the lead here, TAROT is another one. So why review it at all then you might ask? Because it's fun goddamnit. We're doing the work so you don't have to.

"I read your cards. It's over. In readings, Death can mean the end of something or the start of something new. But in your case, it just means death." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 115!

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How ya been? We're back with a review of another 2024 horror entry, INFESTED. Aka 'Vermines' in it's native France.

People are so repelled by spiders they've got their own sub-genre: 1990's Arachnophobia (see episode 219 of WGT for our review), 2002's Eight Legged Freaks, 1977's Kingdom of the Spiders (starring motherfucking William Shatner), 1958's Earth vs. the Spider (an MST3K classic), 2024's Madame Webb (truly horrifying), and many more. So how does this one stack up against the rest? Listen and find out. INFESTED is currently available to stream on Shudder.

Incidentally, it's the debut feature of director Sebastien Vanicek, reportedly tapped to helm the next film in the Evil Dead franchise.

"The Spider will eat you alive! Bullets...won't kill it! Flames...can't burn it! Nothing...can stop it! 50 tons of creeping black horror! It Must Eat You to Live!" It's the Who Goies There Podcast Episode 414!

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Welcome back! This episode is a double feature review of two 2024 genre offerings: blasphemous horror prequel The First Omen, and indie creature feature Arcadian. The First Omen is currently available on Hulu for those who haven't seen it.

"Belief is power. How do you control people who no longer belove in your stories of fire and brimstone? You create something to fear. I'm sorry this is happening to you, my child. But nothing will change if you decide to leave. They will be coming for you." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 413!

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This episode King Hans, benevolent lord of our Patreon, has decreed we discuss BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL, aka “Japanese Evil Dead.”

Originally filmed in 1995, this super low budget J horror eventually made it to DVD and theaters in Japan in 2014 before international release in 2017. It’s picked up quite a bit of steam in the years since as a cult classic. It’s currently available to stream on Shudder.

“We did as we were told and hacked him to pieces, didn’t we?! You think you can just run away? I told you you’re not going anywhere. I’m not gonna let that ugly bitch have you!” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 412!

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This episode King Hans, benevolent lord of our Patreon, has decreed we discuss BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL, aka “Japanese Evil Dead.”

Originally filmed in 1995, this super low budget J horror eventually made it to DVD and theaters in Japan in 2014 before international release in 2017. It’s picked up quite a bit of steam in the years since as a cult classic. It’s currently available to stream on Shudder.

“We did as we were told and hacked him to pieces, didn’t we?! You think you can just run away? I told you you’re not going anywhere. I’m not gonna let that ugly bitch have you!” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 412!

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Late Night With the Devil had great reception and strong word of mouth on the festival circuit late last year, so naturally all three of us were looking forward to it's eventual release to a broader audience. Well, the special day has come and gone and now it's finally time for us to share our thoughts about this indie horror which incorporates found footage and mockumentary elements.

Shoutout to mastermind Cal Gee for the original art as always. This time, the dude decided to take the controversial AI artwork from the film and draw it with his HUMAN HANDS.

"Welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, before we continue, I’d like to apologize to anyone who may have been upset or offended by what you saw before the break.
It’s not every day that you see a demonic possession on live television." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 411!

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As we continue getting into some new 2024 horror releases, we take a drastic swing from the indie horror of Stop Motion in our previous episode, to the big studio fuckery of IMAGINARY. It's Blumhouse, it's PG-13, and it's directed by the same individual who directed modern classics (SIKE) like Blumhouse's Truth or Dare and Blumhouse's Fantasty Island. GODDAMN. Needless to say, we had fun talking about this one.

"Every culture has a name for it, entities that tether to the young. The Spanish call it "El Cuco". The Trinidadians, the "Jumbie". We call them imaginary friends." It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 410!

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It's finally time we here at WGT get into a slate of some new 20204 genre offerings.

First up, STOPMOTION, the debut feature length film from director Robert Morgan, who's got a bunch of fantastic short films you should probably check out. He's also the guy responsible for the D is for Deloused segment of 2014's 'ABC's of Death' horror anthology.

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Welcome back haomies! One more trip to the 90's before we get it going with some 2024 horror releases. This episode we get into the chamber piece horrors of 1997's CUBE. The film is fairly influential and has developed a niche cult following over time. Jorge and Jacob also discuss Cube 2, which is fucking insane. Both are currently available on Prime for those wanting a re-watch or watching for the first time.

"It's all the same machine, right? The Pentagon, multinational corporations, the police. If you do one little job, you build a widget in Saskatoon, and the next thing you know, it's two miles under the desert, the essential component of a death machine. I was right! All along, my whole life, I knew it! I told you! Nobody's ever going to call me paranoid again! We've gotta get out of here and blow the lid off this thing!" It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 408!

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Greetings! We’ve got a couple more visits to the late 90’s before getting into some current 2024 horror releases.

DISTURBING BEHAVIOR is the raw essence of 1998 distilled into pure, shameless, trash. Katie Holmes, horny/homicidal teens, an incoherent mind control premise, stock thematic elements about the dangers of conformity, and James Marsden looking like a full grown man in his early 30’s portraying a high school student. Join us as we discuss this important milestone in cinematic history.

"It's a class system here at CB High, Stevie Boy. Check it out...Those three guys are Cradle Bay's answer to Manson, McVeigh and OJ. Music of choice: the hum of perfection, the buzz of ambition. Drug of choice: life, the pursuit of clean living at the expense of all who sniffle at the hem of their gowns. The you've got kids like me and UV here, those who like their metal heavy, their Marlboro's light. Music of choice...Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad. Drug of choice: what have you got? That's it. Lesson over. Class dismembered. Welcome to Cradle Bay High, Stevie Boy. Welcome to my nightmare." It's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 407!

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It's Cronenberg time. A bit of a spiritual successor to Videodrome, 1999's eXistenZ sees Papa Cronenberg fucking with gaming and virtual reality in his characteristically cerebral, absurd, and physically repellent way.

eXistenZ joins Dark City and The Matrix as late 90's, pre-millenium forays into the notion of simulated reality and this is definitely the most surreal of the bunch, and possibly the most prophetic. This is Jorge's first viewing in a couple decades and Jacob's first ever. Enjoy and long live the new flesh!

"You're stuck now, aren't you? You want to go back because there's nothing happening here. We're safe. It's boring. It's worse than that. I'm not sure... I'm not sure here, where we are, is real at all. This feels like a game to me. And you, you're beginning to feel a bit like a game character." It's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 406!

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Greetings idiots! We've got a few episodes coming up in rapid succession the next couple weeks- and it's a damn weird slate. First up is 2001's French dark fantasy/period piece, action/horror genre mashup, BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF. It's got French knights, indigenous warriors, vatican spys, harlots, political intrigue, martial arts, sword fights, secret societies, and a big damn monster that rips people apart.

"Wolves howl. I went not warily. Though I bore no malice, verily, your sly eye caught my heart in it's prowl! I howl! I howl!! I howl!!!" It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 405!

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Picture this if you will, it's January 1999. Britney Spears' debut album is all over the place, bands like Sugar Ray and Limp Bizkit saturate alternative radio, Michael Bay's Armageddon was the biggest movie last Summer, and Bill Clinton "did not have sexual relations with that woman." SIKE! Just as we begin our spiral into the imminent Y2K apocalypse, Universal Pictures decides to dump an R-Rated $75 million scifi-horror adaptation of a dope Dark Horse comic book in theaters.

This episode, King Hans, the benevolent, bearded lord of our Patreon has decreed we review 1999's VIRUS, starring the likes of Jamie Lee Curtis, Billy Baldwin, and motherfucking Donald Sutherland with a strong contender for the most absurd Irish accent in cinema history. It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode #404!!!

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It's that time. Once again we find ourselves counting down our Top 5 Best and Worst films in the horror genre from the year that was 2023. What are yours? Tell us you disagree with us, tell us that we're IDIOTS! Or just listen. It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 403!

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Happy New Year pilgrims! Welcome back and welcome to 2024. This episode (our last recorded in 2023) we discuss Eli Roth’s holiday-themed slasher, THANKSGIVING.
Is the movie a new annual tradition or is it just another seasonal annoyance? Listen and find out.

"Show some enthusiasm. Thanksgiving is an institution here. It's Thanks-fucking-giving! Every weapon he's using is straight off a Thanksgiving table. This year, there will be... no leftovers!" It's the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 402!

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Another year has come and (almost) gone but we've got a couple more episodes for you as we close out 2023.

Gojira is one of the most enduring film characters in cinema history. Since first appearing in the 1954 original, everyone's favorite reptilian Kaiju has starred in a total of 38 films and counting. Between Warner Bros. MonsterVerse film franchise and the Monarch: Legacy of Monsters series on Apple TV+, Godzilla is having a bit of a moment right now, again. We've seen a lot of iterations of the guy; the good guy version, the bad guy version, the neutral force of nature, the rubber suits, the bad 90's CGI, cartoons, and lots of dope toys.

GODZILLA MINUS ONE is the first period piece in the franchise and the first since the 1954 original to reset the clock and setting back to post-World War 2, and post-atomic holocaust, Japan. So what'd we think of this genre hybrid spectacle that returns the big guy to his roots? Listen and find out.

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We had a little poll not too long ago to select what film we should do for our milestone 400th episode. When all was said and done, there was one film which ended up narrowly edging out other finalists like American Werewolf in Paris and Tales From the Hood. That film was Rob Zombie’s 2005 ode to psychotic trash , THE DEVIL’S REJECTS.

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This episode we weigh-in on WHEN EVIL LURKS, Argentinian writer/director Demian Rugna’s follow up to his 2017 feature film debut, Atterados.

There's a whole lot of films in the demonic possession horror sub-genre. Is it still possible to create something fresh and unique with such an arguably overused trope? Listen and find out. Also, watch and find out. WHEN EVIL LURKS is currently available on Shudder if you haven't seen it.

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The year is 1995. Kurt Cobain blew his head off last year, or someone blew his head off, at the very least. Singles from Smashing Pumpkins’ Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, The Offsprings’ Smash, and Radiohead’s The Bends are lighting up the radio. And Wonderwall, don’t forget Wonderwall. Secretly, and shamefully, you regularly check VH1 to see if the video for Collective Soul’s song, “December” is on. No one must ever know about this 🎶

Then, here comes Natasha Henstridge as a predatory alien searching for the perfect mate to begin populating her species on Earth🤰

Forest Whitaker plays a man with clairvoyant abilities, which in this film apparently means he is gifted with the ability to point out obvious, readily observable things. Michael Madsen wears sunglasses the whole time and doesn’t know how to hold a gun. Then, there’s Oscar-winner, Sir Ben fucking Kingsley approaching the material like it’s Shakespeare.

Join us as we revisit SPECIES, a very special relic of 1995 🧬

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There’s been a whole lot of talk about aliens lately. Some of it potentially historic, some of it hilarious. This episode we take a deep dive into the film adaptation of Whitley Streiber’s best-selling book based upon his own alleged experiences with extraterrestrials, 1989’s COMMUNION 👽

Grey aliens, sleep paralysis, abduction, bad late 80’s fashion, alien dance parties, little blue people, doppelgängers, anal probes, and a lead performance from Christopher Walken at peak absurdity make this a strong contender for one of the strangest Hollywood productions ever made.

“It’s a puzzle box. And you're not going to get to see what's inside. Let's just get that clear. I am you. And you are me. And we are here. I am the dreamer and you are the dream.“ It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 396!

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Sahhhhhh dudes! As the reigning monarch of our Patreon, King Hans has decreed a foray into the action splatter excess of 2008's TOKYO GORE POLICE. Luckily, we have some help to discuss this profound film. That's right! Matt's back for this episode to join in the festivities.

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This episode we get into Korean auteur Park Chan-Wook’s modern cult classic, OLDBOY, which recently celebrated its 20th anniversary with a limited theatrical re-release. It’s a tale of revenge, obsession, torture, and terrible truths. It’s also got one of the most influential single-shot takes in cinema history, involving a hammer.

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and now...a very special WGT Halloween TRIPLE Episode! That's right! It's a three-headed beast as we tackle SAW X, THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER, and NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU.

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There's not too many genre mashup monster/comedy/adventure/horror films out there, and even less that are any good. What other cases can be made against 1990's TREMORS? Well, it's PG-13, so there's that. It has Reba McEntire and the Dad from Family Ties.

But enough of all that, if you’re among those of us who helped turn it into a cult classic over the years after its abysmal initial theatrical run, you already know this is all a jest. How does it hold up though? Listen and find out.

"So what if we make it to the rocks? We'll be dead in three days anyway! This bastard ain't smarter than us. I'm gonna go for it. I GOT A GODDAMN PLAAAAN!" It's The Who Goes There Podcast Episode 393!

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Drug addict cyborgs, infant hostages, elderly abuse, kid drug lords, the firebombing of a drug treatment clinic, a violent robbery committed by a pack of boy scouts and their scout leader. When Frank Miller (yes, that Frank Miller) landed the gig writing ROBOCOP 2, it's as though he took it upon himself as a personal challenge to push the savage satirical edge of the first film to it's most extreme form. But how has this initially maligned sequel aged over the years? Is it worthy of a reappraisal? Listen and find out.

"On the international scene, the Amazon nuclear facility has blown its stack, irradiating the world's largest rain forest. Environmentalists are calling it a disaster--but don't they always?" It's the Who Goes There Podcast, Episode 392!

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This episode we finally discuss A24's recent breakout, Talk To Me. Serving as the feature film directorial debut of brothers Danny and Michael Philippou, the movie revolves around a group of teenagers experimenting with a mysterious embalmed hand which allows them to contact, and temporarily be inhabited by, spirits. Needless to say, things go too far. Prior to writing and helming the film, the Philippou Brothers created and have operated Australian Youtube Channel RackaRacka since 2013, known for it's horror/comedy videos.

"If you die while they're in you, they have you forever." It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 391!

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This episode we return to 1997 when Al Pacino (“greeeeeeeat ass!!!”) played himself playing the devil and Keanu Reeves terrified us with his attempt at a Southern Accent. It’s The Who Goes There Podcast, Episode 390: The Devil’s Advocate. Review … Continue reading →

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Haomies! This episode we return to 1997 when Al Pacino ("greeeeeeeat ass!!!") played himself playing the devil and Keanu Reeves terrified us with his attempt at a Southern Accent. It's The Who Goes There Podcast, Episode 390: The Devil's Advocate. Review starts right around the 30-minute mark, after Jorge and Rhett briefly discuss some Billy Joel deep cuts.

"Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Why I'll tell you...let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement...his own private, cosmic, gag reel; he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Taste, but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick, fucking ass off! He's a tightass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that?! Never!"

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Haomies! This episode we return to 1997 when Al Pacino ("greeeeeeeat ass!!!") played himself playing the devil and Keanu Reeves terrified us with his attempt at a Southern Accent. It's The Who Goes There Podcast, Episode 390: The Devil's Advocate. Review starts right around the 30-minute mark, after Jorge and Rhett briefly discuss some Billy Joel deep cuts.

"Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Why I'll tell you...let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement...his own private, cosmic, gag reel; he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Taste, but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick, fucking ass off! He's a tightass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that?! Never!"

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Have you ever wanted to see late career Russell Crowe portraying a Vatican appointed exorcist? Have you ever wanted to see him do this while riding a Vespa 🛵 wearing sunglasses 🕶️ and Faith No More’s ‘We Care A Lot’ … Continue reading →

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Greetings idiots! And so it came to pass that beloved King Hans, in his wisdom and discernment, blessed us with a horror relic from the atomic age- 1954's THEM!

As part of his privileges as reigning king of our patreon, good ol' Hans gets to pick a film. As stated by the man himself, this was selected to accompany the theatrical release of Oppenheimer, as it relates to the aftermath of all the nuclear testing in New Mexico. Besides that though, it all pairs pretty gooooooood with our prior episode, Starship Troopers, as both involve giant bugs and heavily armed humans shooting at them.

As Warner Bros. highest grossing film of 1954, THEM! was one of this first films of it's kind, and one of the film industry's first attempts to process (and exploit) the anxiety and terror of the atomic age through a fictional lense. Meanwhile, over in Japan in the very same year, that country would begin it's cultural processing of the nuclear atrocities it suffered with a little film called Gojira (Godzilla).

“Don't you think I know that? This isn't one of you text-book exercises, Mr. Jennings. This is an experiment in biological warfare, or hadn't you noticed? That organism is potentially the greatest breakthrough in weapons research since man split the atom. What we do here will affect the balance of world power!” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 387!

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Welcome back. How ya been? This episode we’re talking Paul Verhoeven’s gory military satire, STARSHIP TROOPERS. While universally praised for it’s staggering visual effects and creature design courtesy of Phill Tippet, upon initial release the film was considered a commercial and critical failure. The satirical elements were mostly misunderstood and even occasionally interpreted to mean the exact opposite of what was intended. Verhoeven’s hyper-violence and grisly combat scenes were perhaps most appreciated by gorehounds and teenagers. All that being said, over the last 25 years Starship Troopers has undergone a critical reappraisal.

So, how’s the film aged since it’s original 1997 release? Listen and find out. As of this writing the film is also available to stream on Netflix. Second-half of the show begins right around the 46-minute mark and the review shortly after.

“That's great. That's just fucking great, man! Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man! Game over man, game's fucking over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 386!

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You’re back! That warms our hearts. There’s a lot of crazy shit going on, as usual. Rich people getting their boats flipped by Killer Whales, rich people getting yeeted into soup after imploding in a janky-ass submarine equipped with a … Continue reading →

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Salutations idiots! Hopefully you’ve had the opportunity to listen to the previous episode featuring the introduction of our new cohost, Jacob. He’s dope. We appreciate him, and we appreciate all the good will and words of encouragement we’ve received from many of you. 

“Don't act so weak... this is just the beginning. Remember... your nightmare's only getting worse!” It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 384!

Next up is 2022’s bonkers South Korean sci-fi action horror hybrid, PROJECT WOLF HUNTING. Among other fine moments, this film bears the distinction of being the only film we’re aware of in which a man is presumably killed by another man’s Dee, mid-cockgobble. This is important stuff. The film is currently available to rent on VOD or stream on Screambox. 

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Ah! It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you, without a dope beat to step to. More accurately, it’s been like 3 months at most, and we have no beats.

But we’re back! And when I say “we” I mean exactly two thirds of what you’re used to. Yes, friends, idiots, and people reading this out of morbid curiosity, Matt has shuffled off this silly-ass show and embraced the next chapter of his life. We will miss him and hope he’ll be making periodic special guest appearances when he feels like it.

We have a new cohost on the show joining us. We need the energy of the triforce to sustain the Dee. It’s a new era of sorts, again, for WGT, and the chemistry is guaranteed to be a bit different. We’re just going to continue doing what we do and letting it take shape.

This is a massive slab of content here, as we present to you not one but two episodes. Episode #382 is Matty Ding Dong’s final outing with us which we recorded a few months back. We review and discuss 1989’s Japanese body horror extravaganza, TETSUO: THE IRON MAN.

Episode #383 is our first without Matt, wherein we welcome our new third throbbing member and discuss 2023’s EVIL DEAD RISE.

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This week's episode is on Akira.

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Ohayo, ya cucks! Matt is finally back from Japan and you know what that means... absolutely nothing. I mean, we'll be releasing 4 episodes based off of Japanese films, but for this week, it means nothing.

We did record an episode on that new Brandon Cronenberg movie Infinity Pool about two years ago. So we should probably release that. You know how we feel about Cronenbergs over here. Well, aside from Rhett wanting to have weird sex with them. Do we feel the same about this movie? Only one way to find out.

There's actually a few ways to find out, but that doesn't sound as fun. Any who. Listen to the new episode. Or don't. Or maybe you go to hell, you go to hell, and you die!

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Ahoy-hoy, ya cucks! Seeing as how it's Valentine's Day and all we decided to show you a little love for once and release the episode... EARLY! God damn, we're so fuckin thoughtful!

In addition to the wonderful gift we've bestowed upon you, we thought it would be peachy keen to cover a love story that transcends time and space. A story about a boy sending his dad through time to bang his mom. Not sure how, but there's some kind of cuckoldry going on here. That's right, sperm-burpers! This week we're covering 1984's The Terminator!

This episode is best enjoyed at loud volume, while clapping them cheeks. So get to it. Bonus points if you call out one of our names during your coital bliss. Film it and I'll send you a t-shirt. Smooches.

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Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Bow your heads, nerds! You are in the presence of greatness! Well, great generosity, at the least. You see, here at WGT we have a tier on our Patreon called "Living Deliciously". It's a one person tier that makes you the King of WGT and allows you to pick one film for review per month. It's a way to have your cake and eat it too.

We've had a couple different Kings thus far. King Turk wanted us to do severely disturbing films. King Sam wanted us to do whatever films made us happy. King Hans, well, King Hans is a god damned agent of chaos, so things are about to get weird.

Buckle up for the first pick under King Hans: Killer Condom. Yeah, you heard that right. A sentient condom, that eats dicks. I am please.

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Salutations, ya slack-jawed shit-slingers. The earth has once again traveled all the way around the sun, so you know what that mean! It means all of you idiots are going to make pointless resolutions that you're never going to stick to, and you're going to clog up the gym for a month before settling back into your crumb-covered couches. I have a home gym though, so clearly I'm superior and unaffected by your sloth-like nature.

In addition to that we're reviewing our picks for the best and worst films of 2022. Huzzah! Halfway through 2022 we'd been discussing how the world of horror was severely lacking this year. Shortly after that all changed as our eyes were blessed with some real heavy hitters. So here it is, our best and worst of 2022. Do you agree with us? Is there something you love or hate that we missed? We don't fuckin care. You can still "at" us. See how that works out for ya.

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Happy holidays, ya filthy animals! Yeah, we're a little late with your christmas gift, but while Santa only comes once a year, we're busy filling boxes all year long! Ooooooooh! Get it? Any who. This year we got two killer Santa movies. So, being Christmas and what not, we're gonna talk about um.

That's right! This week we're stuffing your stocking with not one, but TWO sadistic Santa slashers. First up, the big budget, Hellboy starring Violent Night followed by the low budget, grimy, killer robot Santa from VFW director Joe Begos.

Get nogged, bitch.

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Happy Sol Invictus, ya filthy animals! We decided to take a much needed week off to recharge and spend time with our loved ones. Now we're back with some more stupid bullshit for you to listen to. This week's film, well... IS A LOVE STORY, DOOOOOOOD! Or is it? Either way, we're getting into Bones and All, warts and all.

If you haven't seen the film already we highly recommend watching it before the review as we get pretty heavy into themes and spoilers. The movie is already available on streaming platforms and, as of posting, can still be seen in theaters.

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Bonjour, morceau de toilette! Here at the Who Goes There we have quite the voracious appetite. Over the passed 10 years we've invited each other, and our listeners, to dine on: a dick, a bag of dicks, deez nuts, my entire ass, and in tonight's episode, magic cookie bars. Hell, there's even some Youtubers out there that "eat the menu". Tonight, we discuss 2022's The Menu.

That's right, bucko! This week we're serving up heaping portions of analysis, cynicism and normalized, heterosexual butt-fucking all over this new Anya Taylor-Joy piece. Is it a take down of the rich? Is it an in-depth look at creation vs consumption? Or is merely an excuse to watch Anya Taylor eat, while you tenderize your meat?

We're smothered, covered, and sleeping with your mother. A 20% gratuity will be automatically added to the end of this episode to ensure the continued jackassery of our staff. If you would like to tip further please do so at Patreon.

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Oooooooooooh weeeee! As a people we have been through some trying times over the last, well, forever really. But the past 15 years or so, have been especially trying. Well, I love to be the bearer of bad news, so guess what, there’s a new Jeepers Creepers movie!

Did you ever think to yourself, “man, I really wish Jeepers Creepers lowered the budget and became meta.”? Well, Jeepers Creepers: Reborn would like for you to hold their beer. I know what you’re thinking. “This is the first Jeepers Creepers film not associated with pedophile director Victor Salva, so it must be good.” You right… right? Right?

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Oooooooooooh weeeee! As a people we have been through some trying times over the last, well, forever really. But the past 15 years or so, have been especially trying. Well, I love to be the bearer of bad news, so guess what, there's a new Jeepers Creepers movie!

Did you ever think to yourself, "man, I really wish Jeepers Creepers lowered the budget and became meta."? Well, Jeepers Creepers: Reborn would like for you to hold their beer. I know what you're thinking. "This is the first Jeepers Creepers film not associated with pedophile director Victor Salva, so it must be good." You right... right? Right?

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(Review starts at 17:30) Evenin’, bitches! Tonight we’re gonna talk shit like it’s 1999! That’s right, jerky-tits! The Who Goes There Podcast is once again time traveling back to the 1990’s! That means it’s time for an episode jam packed … Continue reading →

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Evenin', bitches! Tonight we're gonna talk shit like it's 1999! That's right, jerky-tits! The Who Goes There Podcast is once again time traveling back to the 1990's! That means it's time for an episode jam packed with JNCO jeans, Collective Soul songs, and your-mom jokes!

While some of that may be true, we're definitely going to discuss four or five short films, crammed into a five pound sack if ya know what I mean. That's right; it's time to tackle 2022's V/H/S/99.

I may not be a huge fan of anthology films, but V/H/S/99 reaffirmed the fact that I would much rather watch 5 20 minute films vs one two-hour film.

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Ahoy there, IDIOTS! Look, it's not secret that as we get older it becomes harder and harder to make friends. Count yourself lucky if somehow the weight of the world hasn't completely crushed your spirit by the time you're thirty. What, with it's bills, and responsibility, and literally everything sucking. If you've still somehow got some will to live in ya, you've probably shit out a few kids, making it damn near impossible to have any sort of meaningful connection with anyone not living under the same roof as you.

Enter the 2022 Dutch/Danish film Speak No Evil. A stark look at what exactly we're willing to overlook in the name of friendship as a miserable, old, fuck. Also, have you ever seen the awesome 80's film from 1991 called The People Under The Stairs? The writers of this film sure as shit have. Come, you listen.

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Beep-beep! You knuckle dragging, nut huggers! By now you've all heard the hype surrounding 2022's Terrifier 2. "People are puking and fainting in the theater!" "Not for the faint of heart." "The most fucked-up movie you'll see all year!"

Now hold on just a darn minute. Now I love my blood and gore just as much as the next red-blooded patriot. I also absolutely adore hyperbole and exaggeration. But you're making some awful big claims there. You absolute crazy bastards, you.

Fear not, my little grease-painted goofballs! The Who Goes There Podcast is here for you, yet again. We're sitting through the entirety of this TWO AND A HALF HOUR slasher flick to let you know if this big-top of blood-soaked brutality is worth the price of admission, or if you're better off sticking to the cotton candy and ring toss.

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee (and inspired by Persona 5). Go follow him on instagram.

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It's time. We've got your messages, we've read your letters, and we have accepted the sacrifice of your first born child. Now is the time for you receive your reward. Here is our review of Halloween Ends!

Oo-de-lolly, folks! This is it. This is what we've been building to for 44 years! Through the ups and downs we have persevered as a fandom, and as a community, and now we gather together to witness the final showdown between good and evil. Or maybe we won't. Maybe we'll just bring on a new host. Then we can talk to them for over half of the show. Maybe then we'll realize we need an ending and shoehorn a discussion about a film.

What was I talking about? Oh, right. Halloween Ends. I mean, if the writers and directors forgot they were doing a Halloween film, it's not so bad if I forget too. Right?

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Review starts at 8:55Here we are smack dab in the middle of spooky season and we're up to our asses in horror remakes. (Tune in next week for our review of Halloween: Ends) This week we're rubbing the box of 2022's Hellraiser remake/reimagining simply titled... Hellraiser.

We know, we hear you. "But Pinhead is a girl! Why are all movies woke now." and to that we'll say, shut the fuck up, stupid. We're going to talk all about all the things and to be honest, Pinhead being a woman (although I'd argue they're meant to be more androgynous like in the book) is the least of this films issues.

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Turn that frown, upside-down, idiots! Rejoice! For we have graced your unclean ears with yet another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! This week we're talking about the grossly over-promoted, 2022 film: Smile.

We've heard your shrill, nasally complaints. And while, by and large, we don't give a shit, some valid points were made. We've made a slight tweak to the format of the show. A lot of the front-half jaw-flapping has been moved to Patreon.

While we fully understand that we produce gold on a weekly basis, some have complained the show has too much personal talk before the review. We understand this can be challenging for new listeners.

New episode will be shorter, with a greater focus on the review itself. The entire list of things we've watched and our personal banter will now exclusively be available to the fine folks at Patreon. Please bare with us as we fine-tune all this.

Tune in next week for our review on 2022's Hellraiser!Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Que paso, ya lil crotch sniffers?! Usually in this lil blurb to say a little something about the film we're reviewing. Whether it be a condescending remark, or a shower of praise, I usually at least allude to something that happens in the film. I'm not going to do that this time.

The 2022 film Barbarian is a film best gone into as blind as possible. If you have yet to see the film, I recommend watching it knowing as little about it as possible. Do not google a plot synopsis, do not watch a trailer, do not listen to this show until you watch the film. (You can totally download the episode now, you know, in case you forget to listen after watching the film.)

Tune in next week as we'll be doing an episode on 2022's Smile and try out a new, streamlined format for the show.Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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(Review Starts at 26:40) It’s hard to believe the entire summer has already come and gone and we didn’t even make an attempt to go to summer camp! Well, quit sewing on your merit badges, Sally, we’re going into the … Continue reading →

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Look. Before you go and start commenting or trying to slide into our DMs, we get it. We know you have thoughts and opinions about Pete Davidson, but like, we don't care. Yeah, sure, he's scary looking, and most nights he haunts my dreams, but just keep it to yourself.

I mean, not like you would have the BALLS to comment, or go on apple podcasts, rate us five stars and tell us exactly what you think about Pete Davidson and his appearance in 2022's Bodies Bodies Bodies. So I guess the point is moot, since you lack the ovarian fortitude. We're gonna talk all about ole creepy Pete, as well as Bodies Bodies Bodies. What are you gonna do about it, nerd?

Bodies, Bodies, Bodies!Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Wow, what a wild ride! You know how we've been in space all month, right? We encountered this cryogenically frozen serial killer, and naturally we thawed his ass out. Needless to say, once a possibly supernatural, unstoppable killing machine, always a possibly supernatural, unstoppable killing machine.

Anywho, the ship's crew were murdered, we got thrown way off course, and it took us longer to get back to Earth. Which is why we missed a week. But we're safe now, and we recorded our account of our encounter with this creature. We're labeling this tape, Jason X.

We'll be back next week with Bodies, Bodies, Bodies!Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram.

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Howdy there, ya slack-jawed dummies! Let's be real with each other. When the rights to the Predator franchise were bought up by Disney, not many of us held out hope of ever seeing another installment.

Well, good news(?)! Disney made a new Predator movie, and it's a prequel, with a female protagonist, and that makes for a lot of sad, lonely pandas. That's right, idiots! Everyone's favorite intergalactic prize fighter is back in 2022's Prey, a film written and directed by the guy who directed 10 Cloverfield Lane. So, that's pretty dope.

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RIP Shawn, thanks for listening. <3

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Does Nope get a yup? Tune in and find out,

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Live long and prosper, dorks! Strap on your sun suits, and practice up on your moon walk. All month long, the Who Goes There Podcast is in spAaAaAaaaaaAAAAce! That's right, you Klingon! For the entire month of August we'll be covering a slate of films that have to do with space, aliens, and you know, space...aliens.

Any who, on to this week's show. We (Matt) needed to review a film that WASN'T released within the last month so we decided to go with 1978's Invasion of the Body Snatchers. If you've recently expressed concern over your podcasts not having enough mention of old men with hemorrhoids or prolapsed rectums, rest easy. We've got you.

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I don't even know what to say. Yeah, we missed a week. It happens, things are crazy here. But it's not only that. I don't know what to say about this movie.

It's fuckin wild, I'll say that much. This week we're doing 2022's Mad God. This film is made by Phil Tippett and has been 30 years in the making! Practical effects, made by hand, landscapes made by hand, stop motion animation, death, destruction, dicks, shit monsters, zero dialogue... just... just fuckin listen already.

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Boy, howdy! I’ll tell you what. We were so overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of Dashcam last week, we just had to take a week off to cleanse our pallets. Nothing can cleanse the taste of a Blumhouse movie like… … Continue reading →

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Boy, howdy! I'll tell you what. We were so overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of Dashcam last week, we just had to take a week off to cleanse our pallets. Nothing can cleanse the taste of a Blumhouse movie like... another god damn Blumhouse movie?! Who picks this shit?!

Well, dang. I guess this week we're discussing 2022's The Black Phone. It's done by the guy that did Sinister, so that's something, right? Is it a serial killer? Is it supernatural? Is it tight or decidedly not tight? Tune in and find out.

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You know how everyone absolutely adores right wing politics? Even more than that, you know how we all love listening to people spew their political opinions? Better yet, how about when it's laced with profanities and rhythmless freestyle rap?

Well hold on to your virtues, snowflakes! This week's film follows a very outspoken, covid denying, right "leaning" "protagonist", as they travel to England to enlighten them on world issues. There's also a good amount of shaky cam, yelling, and some corn-filled diarrhea thrown in for good measure. Yeah, it's one of THOSE movies!

This week we're discussing 2022's Dashcam! So dust off your favorite M.A.G.A. hat and set it on fire, while you're wearing it.

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Well, time has come yet again for us to piss off a large portion of the horror community. There is no middle ground when it comes to David Cronenberg, either you love the guy, or you hate him. We're here today to draw a line in the sand!

Cronenberg is back in what is being touted as "his return to sci-fi horror" with 2022's Crimes of the Future. In a world where pain no longer exists and the world is devoid of feeling, surgery is the new sex. How can it be bad, right? Surgery, plus sex, plus the godfather of body-horror equals awesome movie. Right? RIGHT?!

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Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous. Spends his time alone in the basement. With Lennon and Cobain and guitar and a stereo. While he wishes he could escape this, but it all seems so contagious. Not to be yourself and faceless in a song that has no soul.

I remember feeling low, I remember losing hope and I remember all the feelings and the day they stopped. We are we are all innocent, we are all innocent, we are we are.

Not our words, but the words of Our Lady Peace. I had little motivation to write a clever intro and this week we cover 2022's The Innocents. So there ya go.

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Here we are with another A24 movie. I'm sure you know how this episode is going to go. Or do you? After all, it is an Alex Garland movie. Not only that, Matt has gone on record as saying the trailer looks "hella dope".

Yessir, this week we're talking about men on film. No, not the In Living Color sketch, but the 2022 film simply titled Men. But like, not all men, right dood? Shut up, idiot. Just listen to the god damned episode already.

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Howdy there, little nerds! One of the upsides to having lived through (during?) a global pandemic, is you can now appreciate films dealing with global pandemics. Fun how that works, huh?

Any who... there's been a Chinese film making the rounds lately that centers around the events of a global pandemic. However, instead of giving people a cough, it gives people the desire to fuck and brutally murder everything in sight. That's pretty dope. The movie is also incredibly gory, which is also dope. Therefore, it would stand to reason that a film about sex, violence and gore would be hella, HELLA dope, right?

Guess we'll find out! Tune in this week as we get all up in the guts of 2021's The Sadness.

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Alright, listen up, you primative screw-heads! We've heard you! You want us to cover something fun. You want us to talk about something you've heard of. And you want us to review a movie you can actually find. Jesus, you're demanding. Well, fret not, nerds for we're nothing if not men of the people.

This week we're going all the way back to 1992, before a lot of you were even born realistically. That's right! This week we're fighting deadites in the medieval age with Army of Darkness! Knowing this movie came out 30 years ago makes me feel old as fuck. However, with the release of Evil Dead Rise and Evil Dead: The Game on the horizon, we figured it was high time we discuss a film with alloys, and compositions, and things with molecular structures.

And that's NOT just what we call "pillow talk", baby.

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It's no secret the world is going to shit. Some people like to stay informed, some people like to bury their heads in the sand and ignore our impending doom. In reality, humanity has been staring down the barrel of our own destruction for centuries.

In 1984 the cold war and the threat of nuclear winter was as prevalent as it is today. For this reason the BBC released a little film called Threads. Often heralded as one of the most disturbing films of all time, Threads is a docudrama that takes an in depth look at what could happen to a civilization in the aftermath of a nuclear attack. Nothing and no one is safe from the fallout.

Take a listen, watch the film. This may be our reality sooner, rather than later.

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Years ago, my good friend Danny showed me a movie. I loved that movie. I spent years trying to remember what the movie was called. I asked Danny, but he couldn't figure out what movie I was talking about. For the life of me, I could not remember what the movie was called. Until last month!

The movie is 2014's Pieces of Talent and this week we watched the shit out of it! Buckle up nerds, this shit is about to get real!

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Lol Foo Fighters made a horror movie! For real. That's really all this episode description needs. The Foo Fighters made a horror movie called Studio 666 and it revolves around the wacky shenanigans the band experiences while recording their tenth album.

Not only that, this film was the last thing Taylor Hawkins did before he died. Well, this and drugs. Is it good? How many Foo songs are crammed into the movie? How big is Dave Grohls ego? Find out the answer to all of these questions and more!

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Look, before you say anything, we don't want to hear it. Don't "at" us, bro. We're doing a beloved horror classic, and many of you mouth-breathing jabronis will have some kind of feedback for us. We don't care.

This week, we're talking about The Lost Boys. Has Jorge told you his Corey Feldman story? We're joined by the haomie Jacob (aka Cthulhu Christ) to once again bite into yet ANOTHER vampire movie.

But wait! There's more! My good friend Lacey celebrated her birthday this passed weekend and she always liked when we played some sort of game. So, for her birthday we're playing a lightning round of horror Trivial Pursuit. For all of you who ask yourselves, "do these guys even like horror movies?", here is proof that we don't. Happy birthday, Lacey! You're fuckin awesome! Thanks for being a patreon subscriber for over 5 years!

Suck it, nerds.

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Well, well, well, here we are again. Every so often a film comes along with such a high level of buzz that it is guaranteed to divide the horror community. Allow us to introduce 2022's X. Long before it's release the hyperbole and outlandish comparisons to highly regarded classics were thrown out as freely as Halloween candy.

Does X live up to the hype? How does such a high level of anticipation and comparison to other films affect the way films are perceived? More importantly, does it suck? Tune in and find out. Ya idiot.

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Remember the Partridge Family? You know those dorks from before we were born? They are/were(?) a family band that drove around in a school bus and played inoffensive music. There's a family in upstate NY that does the same thing but with horror movies.

I don't mean they're inoffensive, (or do I) but more that they are a family that does everything for their films, themselves. They write, direct, act, all of it! This week we discuss their latest film Hellbender. Oh, boy.

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Well, here we are again. We've gathered together, sat around this table to discuss yet another, horror remake/reboot/re-imagining. This time the resurrection is being produced by Fede Alvarez, that's good right? Look at what he did with Evil Dead. SURELY he could revitalize the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, right? There's no way this could be terrible...right?

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Aloha, dum-dums. We hope you've enjoyed spending vampire month with us. Hopefully it didn't... suck! Get it?! Anyway, this month we covered a much beloved horror classic, an 80's awkward 80's decent into madness and fuckin Blade 2. To shake things up we're doing a serious, Korean, vampire movie. Because we have range. You stupid idiots.

Here's Thirst. You don't deserve it. Oh yeah, ever heard of Old Boy? Yeah, same director. Get on it.

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February may have just come to an end, but Vampire month continues to suck! If you've followed our show for any prolonged period of time then you're aware of how things work around here.

Week after week we subject Jorge to movies that he'll dislike more often than not. When we feel that he's finally at his breaking point we'll attempt to appease him by reviewing a movie we think he loves. We then subsequently shit all over it, but our hearts are in the right place.

This is the sole reasoning behind including Blade 2 in our Vampire month programming. Tune in next week as we wrap up this month's theme with 2009's Thirst.

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Oh it's still February? You don't say! Well, looks like we're still going to be talking about vampires then! We all know that no one loves you and wants to be sucking on your nasty neck anyway.

This week we're going back to where it all started. We're doing Cage at his most unhinged! That's right! We're talking mother fuckin Vampire's Kiss!

Is it hot ass trash that isn't actually any good, but it's "Cage doing Cage" so we have to love it? Or is it actually a misunderstood, understated gem from the 80's? I guess you will have to dedicate an hour or so to finding out, won't you?

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It's February already and you know what that means. It's time for Valentine's Day! The one time of the year we feel compelled to show love by buying over-priced bullshit that ends up eaten or thrown away within days,

Yeah, Valentine's Day sucks. You know what else sucks? Vampires. So we're doing an entire month of sucky(?) vampire movies! This week, we're doing Near Dark. Most (all?) of us hadn't seen this well regarded classic before. Buckle up, nerds!

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Well, 2022 is already fast at work being a giant dick. Sickness has run wild through the WGT camp, so we've taken some much needed time off. Anyway, we watched Scream 2022. Oooooooh, buddy! Buckle up. That's all I'm writing. I'm tired.

I just wanna make you scream. Everyone looks at me and scream.

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My eyes are covered, colored with blood. Tell me why I don't lie. A cold wind blows; I feel the eyes on me. All the pain flowing through my veins.

My tied up hands are getting numb. Everyone throws stones at me, but I can't escape. This isn't fun at all. Who is this for? Someone please tell me. On the burning path of fire now.

Please I don't want to Scream (1996). Spreading in the darkness scream.

Tricks behind the mask, ridiculous freaks, the growing hatred gives birth to random targets. I swallow up the burning thirst but hypocrisy says isn't my fault. The end is sitting at the end of a cliff. And I'll be a choice that only remains.

Words that cut like a sharp knife, dig deep into scars, but the breath won't stop. I can't figure any of it out. Who is this for? Someone please tell me, in this rising smoke now.

Please I don't want to scream. (Devil eyes come, eyes open, eyes open)

After everyone left I'm opening my eyes, all traces have disappeared. Can't believe me.

Don't be sad, no more. For me no more. Uh huh. Forget everything you saw. Believe that nothing happened. One by one, everyone goes crazy.

I just wanna make you scream. Everyone looks at me and scream.

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Happy New Year, you knuckle dragging neanderthals! We know you were really thinking and praying once the clock struck midnight and 2021 was behind us so too would be your troubles. Fat chance! In fact, NOTHING CHANGES!

In order to really hammer home the point that time is a man made construct, we're discussing the best and worst movies to come out last year. No looking forward to the future here, we're dwelling on the past, and you're coming with us!

Look at it this way, since it's now 2022, you have another 51 episodes of Who Goes There to look forward to this year!

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Ho, ho, ho, dummies! We know most of you jabronies are probably still nursing your new years hangover, but we're still on that Christmas shit! It just so happens that this year, Christmas falls on GARBAGE DAY!

That's right! We're going deep into Santa's sack and pulling out Silent Night Deadly Night... 2! You're definitely not ready.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Were you hoping for a joyous Christmas full of yule tide cheer? Well, you're in lu- SYKE!!! Buckle up, buttercups because we're coming at ya with a steaming mound of filth!

Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we've taken quite a liking to covering disgusting, depraved movies around the time of everyone's favorite seasonal cash grab. We know you've all heard about the movie, the whispers in the school yard of "I hear they make them eat poop". Yeah, they do eat poop, and so much more!

We know you've been naughty all year, so get on your knees, dog. We're talking Salo! a.k.a. 120 Days of Sodom (they mean butt stuff).

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Buckle up, nerds! We're going for a ride on the information super highway! Remember when the internet was new and super scary? Well it's still super scary, but at least now we can look back at how stupid we were.

We're jacking in and... talking about Lawnmower Man.

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Well, here we are again. We're sat here once again to debate whether or not another Ghostbusters is actually necessary. After the monumental clusterfuck that was the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot, old fans and new were hoping we'd seen the last of the once beloved franchise. Just because you fuck a dead horse more than once doesn't make it ok.

But hey, now we're getting Paul Rudd and the kid from Stranger Things so that's cool. Surely both of them will be used in roles that make sense, impact the story and restore glory to the franchise most of us loved as children. Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

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Ok, show of hands. How many of you have been finger-blasted on a rollercoaster? All of you. Just as we thought. You know who you have to thank for that, right? That's right, Mr. Smuggling Plums in boxer-briefs himself Marky Mark!

Some of you are too young to remember this, but before he was doing whatever he did in Transformers and whatever the FUCK he was doing in The Happening, good ole' Boston Mark was the homicidal boyfriend that kickstarted a million ovulations in Fear.

Wanna hear Machine Head by Bush a hundred time in 90 minutes? Buckle up, buttercup. We're doing the damn thing!

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Hola, nerds! This week we're talking about the highly anticipated, and excessively delayed Antlers. So that's cool. But do you guys remember silverchair? I don't mean Frogstomp silverchair, I mean what they became. What an incredible talent.

This has nothing to do with the show, not a bit or anything. I've just been listening to the Who Is Daniel Johns podcast and man do I feel bad for wanting them to tour again, but this podcast really makes me want to see them again.

That's it. That's the intro. Nailed it.

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This week we did the new Thai movie The Medium. I sat here for a while trying to think of something clever to write and bring a little light to your day. I was just going to post the lyrics to a song called Medium by someone named Jakey but Jimminy Christmas were they cringe worthy.

Ultimately I realized that nothing we do really matters and ultimately trying is the first step to failing. So have yourself a listen to the new episode. Or don't. We really don't give a shit either way.

This is the beginning of the rest of the future, now and soon there’ll simply be all these robots walking around feeling nothing, thinking nothing. And there’ll be nobody left almost to remind them that there once was a species called a human being with feelings and thoughts and that history and memory are right now being erased and soon nobody will really remember that life existed on the planet.

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Ha! You thought you were going to get the Halloween Kills episode in time for Halloween? Tricked you! Fuckin dorks.

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You know how Rhett hates found footage? We're gonna do a found footage movie. That's dope. We're gonna talk about V/H/S/94. What else do you want me to say? You know what you're in for. This ain't your first time here. And if it is, may god help you.

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Ever wished you could fuck a car? Me neither. But it would seem as though a lot of people do. Someone made a movie about fucking a car, and probably some other stuff. Anyway, here's Titane. If you were on our Patreon you would get to hear us talk about Hocus Pocus. So you know, keep that in mind.

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Oh, you like Squid Game? Name three of their albums. But legit, we watched 9 hours of this show in a week. Normally we complain about finding the time to watch a two hour movie. Do with this information what you will.

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Well, it's October, Everything is pumpkin spiced, everyone is watching horror films and cobwebs real, and fake, are everywhere. Nothing says holiday spirit like showing a beloved horror classic to cynical, first time viewers.

We await your rage, nerds.

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We hear you're looking for Malignant, bitch. Yeah, that's the new episode. That's what we did. Here it is, on time. tune in next week when we make fun of Phantasm.

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We hear you're looking for Candyman, bitch. Yeah, we know. The episode is delayed. Well, sucks to suck. Things are crazy here in WGT world. Rhett's got a new job and a bunch of new bullshit to go with it. Jorge has an entire months worth of birthdays and home repairs, and Matt just moved house and has been occupied with a swarm of potential suitors.

Point is, episodes will now be posted on Fridays. (Starting with this one, I know it's Saturday, fuck off.) Next Friday we'll have an episode on Malignant.

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Hey there dumdums! Did ya miss us? Well good! We're back from our yearly August break and we've got a giant sack full of thoughts and opinions on 2021's The Night House. Come take a listen!

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Welcome to another episode of super human blind man does all kinds of extraordinary stuff! Yeah, we did Don't Breathe 2 and I no longer have to write long winded intros. So take it and be happy, dorks!

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This week we're flying all the way over to Indonesia to hang out with some bugs and shit! Oh you like Indonesia? Name three people that live there! We're talking about the 2020 re-imagining of the 80's film Queen of Black Magic. Get down on it!

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M Night and went another movie for some reason. We're here to tell you all about THE TWIST!!! Also, if you were subscribed to Patreon, we covered The Happening this week too! Yup, a double dose of M Night!

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Who Goes There Podcast has officially parted ways with Dread Central and the Dread Podcast Network. We thank them for their years of support and friendship. The only thing that will change is since we won't be posting the episodes on the Dread website I don't have to write long, word count considering posts. So here's your post. We did Censor, uncensored! Enjoy, dorks!

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Rejoice, ye' ole' nerds! The covid monster has been slain and everything is back to exactly how it was before this whole "pandemic" thing.

While none of that statement is actually true, movie theaters have opened back up, so like, that's cool. Surely we're in store for the best of the best in cinema. It only makes sense, seeing as how big studios have had nothing but time to sit on their films and make sure they're perfect.

Wait. What do you mean they're still releasing idiotic sequels and blatantly obvious cash grabs? Oh, one of the first big releases is Escape Room: Tournament of Champions? Well... fuck.

Anyway, we're talking about that movie, so happy return to normalcy! However, I do suggest you check out our review of the first film, right here.

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That which does not kill you, makes you awesome. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 317!

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Welcome back, smooth-brains! In our never-ending journey to torture ourselves for your amusement we've seen some really bad movies. Just think about it. (Insert Limp Bizkit bass line here. You're welcome.) In just over 8 years we've released 316 glorious episodes, and that's not to mention all the episodes that never saw the light of day.

I just want you to keep that fact on top of that piece of laffy taffy that you call a brain while listening to this here episode. This week we cover The Forever Purge, the three-hundred and fifty-seventh installment in the Purge film franchise. Enjoy, or don't. IDGAF.

We started our podcast the same year as this franchise started, and I'll be great god damned if they're going to outlast us!

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Tonight allows people a release for all the hatred and violence that they keep up inside them. Tonight, we listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode316!

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There's usually something informative and or witty here. Not this week. I want to take this opportunity to say "fuck Cox Communications and your bullshit .43mb upload speed which make it impossible to stream, video chat or do any of the shit I need to do every day!"

So now that I've said that, we did A Quiet Place 2. So there.

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Seriously though, fuck Cox Communications.

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Well, we tried, folks. We went and tried to cultivate a super fun zombie month for all of you slack-jaws to enjoy. Wouldn't you know it, we done goofed and actually covered only one actual zombie movie. lolumadbro?

Any who. I'm sure you can probably guess by now we're covering a "zombie" movie that's like, not a zombie movie. But it's tight. Or is it? The point is, we're talking about Rec this week. Yes indeedy! That's not all!

We know how much you goofs like listening to our purdy voices, so we decided to keep talking, and we talked ourselves right into Rec's American remake Quarantine. If I said it was tight, would you believe me?

Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

Like a little Bizkit? Yeah? Nice and loud? I used to listen to this back in the day, this is hot! This is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 314!

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We apologize for the lack of an episode last week. One of my best friends passed away unexpectedly on June 18 and it has been a pretty rough week for me.

We're continuing "zombie" month with a movie Jorge and Rhett have never seen: Lucio Fulci's Zombie.

If you or anyone you know are having a rough time, there's always help. Reach out to your friends and family, hell, reach out to us if that will help. Here is the number to the national suicide prevention hotline: 800-273-8255.

Take care of yourselves, and each other. Rest in power, DImes.

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This episode was intentionally released 28 days after recording. We did 28 Days & 28 Weeks Later.

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Sometimes it's better to keep the genie in the bottle. Or, you could listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 312!

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Kon'nichiwa, baka! Listen here as I sing you the song of my people.

How I wish that there were more than the twenty-four hours in the day. Even if there were forty more it would be enough to watch two Zack Snyder movies.

Not my words, but the words of one Elvis "fried-peanut-butter-banana-sandwiches" Presley. I hope you like his 1970 hit "Viva Las Vegas". You're about to get beaten over the head with all things Vegas for the next two-and-a-half hours!

That's right! Good ole' big-dick Dave Bluetista is going to Las Vegas to fight the Army of the Dead! But that's not all! Are you ready for the birth of Sad Dave? I sure as shit wasn't, but am fully onboard now!

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Those girls... those girls don't wanna go messin' 'round no old house! They wanna be listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 311!

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Happy day! Happy day! Today is cause for a celebration, for not only is today a holiday, today there is a brand new episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! Seems like a perfect reason to overcook food, over inebriate yourself and get some giggles in!

This week we're going back in time to 2020, but not really; follow me here. So there's this movie franchise called Saw, and this franchise spawned like eleventy billion sequels and called it quits when they "went out on top". Years later Chris Rock belted out his love for the franchise and rebooted it, inserting himself in the lead role.

The film was slated for a 2020 release, however covid put the ixnay on that, real quick. So the studio, knowing how good the film is, withheld its release for an entire year so audiences could witness it live, in all it's glory! We're so lucky!

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Good evening, this is Angela Vidal speaking. Tonight, as usual, we will share this time... the Who Goes There Podcast episode 310!

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Howdy there, you lewd, crude, piece of pre-chewed-food dude! We're halfway through serial killer month, and much like BTS does with Youtube records, we're KILLING!

Until now, things have been, how should I put this, a little tame. I know you're simple, but when I think of serial killers, my mind goes to a really dark place. I'm talking the kind of place where all of your socks have holes and your coffee is full of grounds, I need my serial killers to have a bit of sleaze to them. Allow me to introduce you to Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, the film that took an unknown Michael Rooker and turned him into a household alien.

Based on the "real" lives of serial killers Henry Lee Lucas and Otis Toole, Henry is a gritty glimpse into a depraved mind that will leave you needing a shower afterwards.

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Punctuality is the thief of time, dear. And the thief of intelligence, it's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 309!

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Howdy there, ya goofy grunts! Now listen up, and listen good. I’m going to need you to go ahead and get yourself fixed up; get that shit out of your teeth, do something with that rat’s nest you call hair, and put on your fancy sweatpants. Tonight, we’re going to the Opera! Wait, let me clarify that statement. What I meant to say was, “tonight we’re going to discuss Dario Argento’s Opera”. It’s a simple mistake really, besides, I’m handsome, I don’t need to be smart. I should tell you in advance, Jorge gets really angry, and we talk about the best way to watch M. Night Shyamalan films. Or, you know, you could continue pretending you’ve got something better to do, but really, you’re only lying to yourself. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram. Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong

I'll just go outside and get a sun tan then! While I’m at it I’ll listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 308! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.

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What's up, dorks? I apologize for the episode being late, it has been quite the week. Even now I am fresh out of surgery with blood trickling down my asscrack, doped up and trying to see straight. You know what they say, "The show must go on".

Which is the mantra of one Leslie Vernon. Leslie is the star of tonight's feature. He faked his death as a young boy, only to come back many years later to terrorize yours neighborhood. And who soever shall be found, without a V-card, getting down, must stand and face a mask so green or be crushed by an apple press machine. And though you'll fight to stay alive, you still may need a surgeon; for no mere mortal can escape The Rise of Leslie Vernon.

The movie is Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, that's the movie we're doing. You know, in case it's not obvious.

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It'll be much less terrifying if you just come to me, while I cum to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 307!

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Life, is fleeting. One day you're alive and well, and the next, your ashes and being delicately sprinkled in a rose garden. And during this time, essentially all we want, is freedom. We want the freedom to give in to our primal instincts. We believe we have the freedom to go wherever and say whatever we want, but we can't.

We drag our bodies to a job we hate, to work for a prick we can't stand, to get money for the things we need to stay alive. All the while we ignore our mental health, our physical well-being, and our relationships. We're spending our lives toiling away in the hopes that one day we can save enough money to pay for a few days of distraction of how shitty and futile our own existence is.

Maybe that's what 2021's Godzilla vs. Kong is all about: the desire to break from from the prison that's been created for you, breaking the literal and metaphorical chains that bind you and giving in to that most primal beast inside! Or maybe it's just a stupid fuckin movie about an ape and a lizard fighting.

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Free me. Free me. Make love to me again. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 306!

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Aloha, mouth-breathers. For years, we've been toying with the idea of doing an episode focusing exclusively on non R-rated horror. It seems only appropriate that during monster month we would be covering a PG, "kid's monster movie".

For as long as humans have been sleeping in beds, children shudder at what monsters, demons, and all sorts of creepy crawlers might be lurking beneath. This week, we're finding out what happens when those monsters son't want to hurt you, they just want to party and piss in your apple juice.

That's right! This week we're talking 1989's Little Monsters. Bruh, we've got Fred Savage and Howie Mandel just walking around smashing shit and creeping on underage girls. Do you want to see a child monster get their head ripped off and replaced with a pumpkin? We got you, fam.

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Out of the way, peck! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 305!

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Greetings, you repugnant little bridge trolls. Monster month is chugging right along and this week, we're covering a doozy! Looking back, I'm sure we can all remember going to the video store and every time we'd see the same movie. The box art was always interesting enough to draw in our attention, we pick up the slip cover and read the back and we're putting it back on the shelf. Damn, bitch.

This week, we're righting that wrong, and we're bringing you nerds with us! We're heading all the way back to 1982 to discuss the people-eating, flying, bird-dragon that is Q: The Winged Serpent. I fuckin know, right?! We've all seen it sitting there on the shelf, just waiting to blow our minds, but we were all too stupid to listen. You should be ashamed of yourselves, your stupid, stupid, little selves.

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We're the reasons why brothers hate their sisters! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 304!

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Well howdy there, ya slimy goofs. Look here. Covid restrictions are lifting across the U.S. and the world is slowly returning to normal. However, we're not out of the woods yet, and in the name of precaution, we're recording remotely this week. The good news is, since we're all stuck in our homes, we've opened a link to a parallel dimension in which CHRIS IS BACK!

That's right, turd nuggets, Chris is back! In order to celebrate we're chilling in the 80's again (kinda). Practical effects, cheesy one liners, monsters at every turn, and all the other things that make Chris giggle like a pre-teen getting their first kiss. We've been working on our night moves, so you know what that means, we're discussiong 1990's Nightbreed.

On a side note, the haomie Cal Gee has done some amazing art for this week's episode. Go follow him on instagram.

I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they? They're all listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 303! Go Rockies!

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Que paso, tonto? In 1999, gore-metal band GWAR released the song "Fishfuck". The song is deeply profound and often considered to be a quintessential modern poem. On May 23, 2014 the composer said epic, Dave Brockie, passed away from a heroin overdose.

In remembrance of the seven year anniversary of Dave's passing, we are doing the best (only?) movie we could find just BURSTING with fish fucking. Sadly no river carps will be shoved up any butts, as mentioned in Fishfuck, but it's pretty darn close. Put some soy sauce on your sushi roll, we're talking 1980's Humanoids From The Deep. It doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 302!

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Sup, nerds. At the time of this episode posting it is still March, and we're mad as hell about it! If you're living under a rock and missed episode 300 I'll bring your simple brain up to speed. For episode 300 we're putting the best films of the 2010's head to head in a single elimination tournament! "Fuck yeah!" is right, buddy!

After extensive bickering, we've got the field down to a (thrilling?) thirty-two! Tune in this week and see who shall sit upon the throne of 2010's horror supremacy, as decided by three complete morons.

Not everything that moves, breathes, and talks is alive. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 301!

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Spring salutations, you sanctimonious sacks of shit! Here we sit, almost eight years and 300 episodes into this little show, and we want to do something hella tight. So we did.

As horror fans, we all sit around and argue about what horror film we think is the best. With so much focus being wasted on the 80's and 90's, we want to pay tribute to the best RECENT horror films.

Yeah, obviously we do this masturbatory song and dance at the end of every year. Don't be such a nay-sayer. Fuck, man! We're doing something new and fun here. Do you really need to poo-poo on everything?

Well, despite you trying to ruin our fun, we're here to make a ton of you goofs cry. We arbitrarily rating, ranking and critiquing all of your favorite films from the last ten years. Just, you know, don't "at" us. Because we really don't care. Suck it, nerds.

I said, "suck it, nerds". It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 300!

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Salutations, suckers! The time is nigh! After waiting for nearly an entire year the holy spirit has blessed(?) us with the long awaited new release from A-24! We're down on our knees, filling ourselves, not only with the love of the Lord, but with the bounty of Saint Maud. (Review at 25:55)

Being an A-24 release, many will say the film is bound to be "all style, and no substance", or "overly long and kind boring". Some people have been singing it's praises from on high long before the film was actually released. Gather 'round, ye children. We're here to part the seas of bullshit and tell you all about Saint Maud. After extensive research I can tell you, the film is less than 90 minutes long. Subvert. Expectations.

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; it's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 299!

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What's good, ya slack-jawed mouth-breathers? Through our extensive research using test groups, and studying market trends we have determined you enjoy when we compare horror classics with their modern remakes. So yeah, we're doing that. You're welcome.

In 2003 we got Wrong Turn, a movie about idiot teenagers who get lost in the woods and then die at the hands of inbred cannibals. The movie would go on to spawn 1,621 straight to video sequels that no one cared about. This brings us to 2021, with a group of idiot teenagers, fresh off the cover of the brochure for Diversity University, being killed off one by one. (Review at 41:31)

My, oh my, how the times have changed. But, like have they, dude?

It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 298!

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Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his "ability to just throw himself into a roll". Imagine what it would be like if he could just go "full Cage".

Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don't think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don't think he's that "quirky". You may disagree, and ultimately I don't care, but we gon' see today! Ever heard of the game Five Nights at Freddy's? Yeah, so has Nick Cage, and he did a FNAF movie, that is "definitely not a FNAF movie", and it's called Willy's Wonderland. (Review at 22:00) That's right, full rage Cage, fighting muppets. This is what you goofs wanted, now let's see if it stinks, stinks like shit.

I'll bet you wish your nose was a dick, so you could use it to fuck butts. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 297! Tune in next week when we get cancelled.

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Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name of Neil Marshall is releasing a movie that he wrote and directed called Dog Soldiers. Many would go on to call Dog Soldiers one of the best werewolf films of all time.

We're jumping ahead now to 2005. Riding high on the success of his beast of a werewolf film, young Neil is about to release a new movie he's been directing: The Descent. Many would go on to call The Descent one of the best horror films of all time.

Neil Marshall can do no wrong! By now he's made two of the best horror films of the early 2000's, and sat in the chair, directing some of the best, most impactful episodes of Game of Thrones. Then he did Hellboy. Now, it just seems somewhat ironic that his new film is titled The Reckoning. (Review at 27:45)

So here we all gather, for the reckoning of Neil Marshall. It didn't have to be this way, Neil.

I am not breaking radio silence just cos' you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 296!

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Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we're covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you don't deserve it. In fact, with the way you have been behaving we shouldn't be giving you a damn thing.

Have you ever sat there or your lazy ass, watching E.T. and thought, "yeah right. That alien would be destroying everything!"? If so, what the hell is wrong with you? But also, you're not wrong. For this reason we decided to see what happens when aliens stop being polite, and start being real.

Please ensure your fupa is stowed securely in the overhead compartment; we're going to space! We hope you enjoy our visit with Psycho Goreman. Actually, we don't give a flying fuck what you think. But the review starts at 18:30.

She was good for months... until she lost her head over the Who Goes There Podcast episode 295!

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Buenos dias, tontos! Look, occasionally, we all make mistakes. Sometimes you leave the oven on when you leave the house. Perhaps you shake your protein drink without properly securing the lid. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we also make mistakes. Granted we hardly ever make mistakes, but we do.

This week we made a mistake and once again deal with the fallout from out generosity. Our very own resident android has celebrated his activation day, ad we decided to let him pick the movie we would review. In true Rhett fashion, he picked... well... he picked Angel Heart. (Review at 33:55) Yeah, I know, right? Tune in to see how that went.

If you were a member of our patreon, today you would also be getting an episode on the 2004 gay slasher film Hellbent. That shit, that's good shit.

Don't be a gazooney! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 294!

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Hidey-ho, ya little dorks! By and large, the movies we review are chosen by Matt and Rhett, with occasional input from Patreon. When we ask Jorge for his input, his response is roughly the same at all times, "I really don't care. Just tell me what to watch." Being the thoughtful individuals we are, every so often we decide to pick a movie that we think might just stir a bit of excitement in the morose motherfucker.

This week we review a film that watched every single action and sci-fi movie from the 80's and thought, "what happens if you put them all in a blender and let Rutger Hauer shit into the blender?" The answer, is Split Second. Yeah, you know where we're going: awkward sex, aliens, cheesy one-liners, and machismo oozing out the fundillo.

With great talent comes a great desire for self-fuckability. Such is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 293!

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Are you ready, nerds? Because we're about to hurt a lot of feelings. That's right, it's time for our much beloved year in review episode! It's no secret to anyone that 2020 was an absolute dumpster fire. Can the same thing be said for horror films in 2020? We're counting down our own personal top and bottom 5 films of the year. When all is said and done the films shall battle to the death until only one stand atop the mountain declaring itself the best film of the worst year!

Very little bullshit to go around, we're getting right into the meat and potatoes of things. Tune in next week when things get real stupid and we go back to the 90's for Split Second.

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Happy 2021, ya goofy dorks! New year, new you, right? Right, good luck with that. Any who, you may have come here expecting our highly anticipated year-in-review episode. Well, as a super fun reminder that all things shitty did not end with 2020, Matt's wife got covid. In the interest of safety we had to cancel that night's recording and reschedule.

We feel the year in review episode absolutely needs to be recorded in person so we're pushing that episode to next week. This week we're squeezing in just one more film from 2020, a late entry, Shudder original called Anything For Jackson (Review at 46:00) Unfortunately, this week's episode is a remote episode. However, we're fuckin podcasting professionals, so this shit sounds hella smooth!

Next week we will be back, live with our year in review wrap up. So enjoy, you ungrateful swine! You can listen while you're on the treadmill at the gym, oh wait...

I would do anything for Jackson, but I won't do that. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 291!

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Happy holidays, ya hoe hoe hoes! We hope you all had a joyous holiday season with all of your friends and family far away on a zoom call. Now that all the gifts have been opened and the food has been eaten everyone should have their happy tank full. We're here to end that shit right now. Why should 2020 end on a high note?

Yeah, buddy! Get ready for every bit of your warm and fuzzy to turn into cold and prickly. If we don't end 2020 feelings as horrible as possible, then what was the point of all of it. With that in mind, we decided to cover one of the most misunderstood, most hated, and most divisive, feel-bad movies of all time, 1978's I Spit On Your Grave. (Review at 41:53)

Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 290!

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Aloha, ya silly goofs! We are now under two week away from the end of 2020. This year being one of the all around worst in human history, we thought it would be kind of fun to make you feel extra bad this month! Kind of like a reminder that things have always, and will continue to suck. This month we've covered some real feel-bad movies and we're saving the worst for last.

This week we're featuring a 2011 film from the UK that really makes you feel like you need a shower at the end of it. That's right, we're talking about 2011's Kill List! (Review at 39:54) Buckets and buckets of blood, hunchbacks, cults, bizarre prophecies, this film is all over the place. Fear not, little ones, for we shall be your lighthouse among these treacherous tides. Let us guide your dinghy.

Get ready for next week when we take on the grand-daddy of the rape revenge genre, 1978's I Spit on Your Grave!They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need the Who Goes There Podcast episode 289!

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Well hello there, my little dork asses. I hope this holiday season finds you well. We hope none of you are violating stay-at-home orders to hit the mall and spend money you don't have on gifts for people you don't like. This season really has a way of showing just how ugly people can be, don't you think?

For this reason we decided to dedicate an entire month to films that really showcase the dark side of humanity. This week we bring you a film that proudly boasts that it was "banned from Amazon for being too extreme". Well, when that's the most exciting thing about a film, you know it's a doozy. This week, we'll be talking about 2020's The Mountain Kings. (Review at 45:19) It's a low budget, idiot-kids-film-murder-spree type of film in the vein of August Underground. You can watch the film for free on youtube.

Rhett, you're gonna suffer on Saturday.

We are a incestuous race. We can only make love with our own, otherwise we transform. And before we can become human again, we must kill. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 288!

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Howdy-do there, little dorks! Boy, oh boy! Do we have a special treat for you? No. No, we don't have a special treat for you. What do you think this is?!

I'll tell you what. I don't want you to have come all this way and leave empty handed. So here's what I'm going to do. For absolutely no charge, I'm going to give you our thoughts on 2020's Possessor. (Review at 39:55) How's that move ya, huh? It's written and directed by Brandon Cronenberg; his dad did The Fly, ya know.

Not enough, huh? Well, the guys also read some kind words from iTunes, discuss some cool destructible board games, and a little spooky game called Love, Sam. Take it or leave it, pal!

Ha! Ha! Ha! What a good story, Rhett.

I think he's come to hurt everybody. I think he wants to do nasty things. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 287!

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Hear, ye! Hear, ye! It is my honor and privilege to bring to you a decree from our gracious King Sam! Sam is exercising his power to choose a a film for us to review. As a result of his insanely generous spirit, His Highness only wants us to be happy, therefore he has chosen 1988's Uninvited as this week's episode! (Review at 37:00)

Sam really does only want us to be happy, and usually he forgoes his choice in favor of "whatever makes (us) happy". However, in the rare occasion Sam gives us a film, it's usually a doozy! This is an insanely fun episode. We choked on laughter, choked on water, Rhett choked on D. I can tell you all the reasons you should listen to this, but realistically, no one reads this except for Rhett.

Hi buddy. How are your quads?

If the Jackal's out, screw the kid! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 286!

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What's up, dorks?! More importantly, what's in the basket?! Would you believe me if I told you that it was the mangled body of my conjoined twin? Nah, I'm kidding; it's actually about 8 bottles of Boone's Farm.

This week we continue to guide Rhett on his journey into the annals of horror history with a throwback episode! We're heading back to 1982 to look under the lid of Basket Case. (Review at 55:00) That's right folks, this movie came out the same year as The Thing. Just let that marinate.

This may be your favorite movie, you may love or even hate what we have to say. Hell, we may only discuss the movie for two minute and spin into another rant about adrenochrome. The point is, we put out this episode and you should listen to it.

Hey Rhett, I like that this is a secret little message area just for us. Good friends.

Because I cut off his legs... and his arms... and his head... and I'm going to do the same to you if you don't put on the Who Goes There Podcast episode 285!

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Hallo, idiote! We sure had a fun October, didn't we? We covered some legendary franchises for the first time in WGT history and fun was had by all. Well, all that shit stops here! If my fat fingers can stop hitting the wrong keys I would like to tell you about the shit show ahead of you.

We love to have our friends on the show from time to time. What is the point of having a passion if you can't share it with those you love? Well, my friend Tom is back on the show, and we let Tom pick the movie. Tom likes bad movies. So we're doing Darkness Falls this week.

To be fair, the selection of the film MAY have been the result of a Twitter misunderstanding. The point is, the haomie rolled through, we trash talked each other. We trash talked several movies. I'm pretty sure I've got a chair shot coming in the near future. Whoops.

Hey, Rhett, when are you going to watch Riki-oh?

I was promised seven bags of rice to turn you into mince meat and put you in a pie. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 284!

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Captain's log, Day 420 - Middle of the Ocean

I've been at sea so long that I can no longer remember the feeling of solid ground beneath my feet. Spirits are down and the crew is becoming more and more hostile.

Last night our man in the crow's nest caught a case of the sea madness, began ranting about the presence of a Ghost Ship in our midst. We asked him if the ship itself were a ghost, or merely had ghosts upon it's decks. He couldn't tell us.

Last week, ole' Cookie in the kitchen told a suspiciously similar tale, 'cept his tale had some Deep Rising sea creatures in it. You can read all about it starting at entry 36:16. I'm not fairing so well either. Last night I had a dream about a French, man-sized lobster named Jean Pierre who was looking for his girlfriend. I need sleep.

Sue Ellen, every girl over twenty-five should have a cucumber in the house. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 283!

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Fröhliches Halloween, Idioten! Today is the day, the one day of the year all of us "spooky" folks live for: Halloween! We've had a lot of fun with our special episodes over the last month. It's been fun to take classic horror films down from their pedestals, dusting them off, and showcasing them against their modern counterparts. Some of you loved them, some of you sent us messages calling us dumb fucks. The point is, we don't care what you think. Hahahaha.

This week, we're doing something a little special. Special just like our resident AI, Rhett, who for months has been doing his impression of a child constantly asking "are we there yet"? Except it was more like "Let's do the Hellraiser triology!" on repeat. So here we go, we did the first three Hellraiser films together, as a whole! (Review at 50:32)

We have a special guest this week, Jorge's "cousin-in-law" Kyle The Ramen Boy joined us, and brought some special Halloween bowls from his company Blind Tiger Ramen. He came in thinking this was a professional podcast, lol. We make fun of him for listening to Hocus Pocus, among other things.

It's Halloween, everyone is entitled to one good scare. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 282!

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Bonjour, mes petits crétins! This may come as a surprise to some of you, in the 7+ years we've been doing this show we have never covered a Friday the 13th film! I know, right? But I guess the question would be: WHY haven't we covered Friday the 13th? Do we hate the films? Perhaps we think the films transcend review and speak for themselves? Maybe there's just like twenty bajillion horror movies and we just never got to it?

Wh... why are you complaining?! It's here, now! Now, we've not only covered one, but two films in the franchise, and you're still not happy? Christ on a cracker, you're tough to please. I'm going to guess you're one of those that wants to just skip right to 34:24 to check out the review. Yeah, you seem like the type.

On a side note, since Rhett is probably the only person that actually reads this I am going to say "saaaaaaah dude!" to Rhett. If anyone else reads this, do you like K-pop? I'm hella stoked for the new Twice record. Just putting that out there. Horror fans love K-pop.

Do you wanna give up? You wanna sit here and die, tell me, and I will sit here and die with you. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 281!

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This week we continue our special look at classic horror films and their modern remakes by taking a look at one of the most beloved horror franchises of all time: A Nightmare on Elm Street.

The Wes Craven original had an entire generation of kids wetting themselves at the thought of taking a quick nap. The 2009 remake is one of the most universally disliked remakes in horror history. Does the original still hold up? Is the remake "really not that bad"? Do we laugh way too hard at our own stupid ass jokes? Tune in and find out, ya stupid goof! (Review starts at 46:46)

I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it. Just like the Who Goes There Podcast episode 280!

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"Old Magic, Old Ways, the Old Ones themselves often seem powerless in a new place." - Anne Cameron

Dia duit, leathcheann! Last week, as a Halloween treat, we posted the first episode in a series of "original vs remake" episodes for The Hills Have Eyes. The response was so great for that episode that we decided to do another one! Actually, we'd already decided we were going to do these, but just play along.

We chose the films we did because the originals are considered classics which had not been seen by some members of the show. This week we're talking 1978's Dawn of the Dead as well as it's 2004 remake. For Jorge and Rhett this was a first time viewing of the original. (Review starts at 40:00) Enjoy.

This is normally where I pull a quote from a horror movie as a sign off. Not this week. I'm just gonna say it was nice knowing all of you. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 279!

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Well hello, my sweet children. Welcome again to another October with your good friends at the Who Goes There Podcast. Since this is everyone's favorite time of the year we thought it might be fun to do something a little special. This October we decided to do some double header episodes where we review a horror classic and it's more modern remake!

This week on the docket we have genetic mutations, nuclear mutations, men on fire, dead dogs, baby eating, and a whole bunch of really uncomfortable rape scenes. Need another hint? This week we're talking about The Hills Have Eyes, both the original and the remake!

If that doesn't stand your little pecker on end, nothing will.

All y'all's must be mutes, cause ya wouldn't be fuckin' with me, now would ya? It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 278!

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Guess who's back, back again. It's we, it's we, it's the W.G.T.P.! Lately we've been doing a lot of episodes on films based in space, and films with a lot of cut, cut, stabby, stab. Too much sameness makes things no super good. Pretty sure Lincoln said that. Any who, we're doing something a little different this week, maybe a little bit of ghosts, some possession, a dash of insanity. You know, the usual.

That's right, clowns, this week we're discussing 2002's Session 9! We actually had a very, in depth, well thought out discussion about mental health and how the American medical system has fucked all of us over. We definitely did not just make dick and fart jokes for 90 minutes.

Check back all throughout October as we take a look at the originals and remakes of The Hills Have Eyes, Dawn of the Dead, and A Nightmare on Elm Street as well as an episode on the first three films in the Hellraiser franchise. It's gonna be tight y'all!

Well it might have been good enough in Rome, but it's not good enough now. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 277!

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Guttentag, goofballs! Here we are again with another ear pleasuring episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. Last week we discussed body invasion, aliens, and Russian conspiracies. This week we decided to tone things down a bit and discuss... excessive use of force by police and... systemic... racism. Damn.

Well, at least the abuse of power and racism is in the form of the film Manic Cop and not in the form of the 6PM news. Oddly enough, a lot of the themes discussed in this 1988... comedy, horror film (?) are just as relevant today as they were over thirty years ago. (Review at 35:50)

Next week's episode will be a lot more fun and less serious, probably. We already recorded it, but it was like 3 weeks ago, I honestly don't even remember what movie we did. I guess we'll find out together! Huzzah, friendship!

With a little luck, the network will pick me up. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 276!

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Привет идиоты With the elections on the horizon, much of the world is once again focused on potential Russian interference on the U.S. elections. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we're far more concerned with what the Rooskies have brought back from outer space.

Space Force may be gearing up to liberate the galaxy, but in the meantime Russia is fuckin' around with aliens, bro! This week we dive in to the 2020 Russian documentary Sputnik. It's time to wake up and learn what they're REALLY up to! (Review at 29:02)

I shouldn't have to say this, but like, this isn't a documentary; it's a fictional movie. Or is it?

I don't know what you think you heard, but you must be mistaken. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 275!

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Alright, zip it, nerdlingers! We have a very important announcement and we need your full attention. Ahem... FUCKIN CHRIS IS BACK DUUUUUUUUUDES!

That's right! We convinced Chris to crawl out of his quarantine cavern and join us (on discord)! Recently, we asked the Instagram community what movie we should cover. And, well, wouldn't ya know it, they happened to pick one of Chris's favorite movies Idle Hands! Isn't that awesome?!

So strap yourselves in, it's time for laughing, singing, stupid jokes and bad impressions! This was a really fun episode, and I'd like to say, "I hope you enjoy it as much as we did". But really, we don't care. Toodles!

The drink has done that to you. Isn't it nice? Feeling better? Good. Now let's have some music. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 274!

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Gather 'round, nerdlings! For today, is a special day. Today, is a day that I have anticipated for over seven years. Today, is Cannibal Holocaust day.

That's right! We are reviewing the very film that made me want to start a podcast. This film has been called "the most controversial film of all time", and features rape, brutal murders, brutal ACTUAL animal murder, cannibalism and that's just in like the first ten minutes. Upon release, the footage was so shocking, and so convincing that the director was arrested and charged with the murder of his crew!

I really have to say, this was one of my favorite episodes in a long time.

You're lucky the buffalo beat me over the fence, otherwise I'd be your daddy. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 273!

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Buenos dias, all my little nose goblins! Your favorite international sex symbols are back with another episode that is just bulging with greatness! We know you have a hard enough time taking in our usual, above average content, so this week, we're doubling it! That's right! It's time for another double episode!

The internet has been all abuzz because someone made a movie about Zoom, and you know, it's timely. So we submitted and did an episode on the 2020 Shudder original Host. (Review at 19:55) The thing is, Host is only 50 minutes long; that's just the foreplay baby! After we get you nice and ready, we're gonna just shove a whole 'nother episode in there! We've got another Shudder original Impetigore!

Let it not be said that we aren't loving, giving... podcast hosts... Also Rhett has a huge dick. Enjoy the show! Happy birthday to Alia, as well as Jorge's son Micah.

If this is as exciting as it gets, we're in big trouble, dude. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 272!

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Rejoice, idiots! For we have returned. Needless to say we greatly enjoyed the summer break we afford ourselves every year, it was most enjoyable.

But enough of this sentimental bologna; let's get down to business! This week, we're doing a film that is very near and dear to my heart. We are doing a film that my wife (my wiiiiiife) and I watched on the day we met. Yes, we got to know each other while watching a film that involves a man being burned with scalding hot oil, a man inserting needles into his own ears, and a central plot that centers heavily BDSM, sadomasochism, and on the male desire to both save someone from and commit rape.

That's right, slap nuts! We're talking about motherfuckin Ichi The Killer! We brought our good friend Carlos "Warm Babies" Bielma along for the ride. Grab a drink, put your feet up, lean back and just enjoy the stupidity.

You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 271!

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Saaaaaaaah, dudes! So remember last week, when like, we went to space? Well, we decided to stay for a week. Lots of tight space type things out here. While we're here we're going to discuss another space movie. Isn't that nice of us? Yes, yes it was.

Last week was Cthulhu type sex monsters; this week, it's naked space vampires. That's right, ya chuckleheads, we're talkin' 'bout Lifeforce! (Review starts at 26:52) This movie was made to show how Tobe Hooper could make a movie on par with Alien. It's uh... it's something!

Let's get weird on some space rocks before we head back to Earth. Next week we head to Japan and get weird as fuuuuuuuuuuck!

Would you adore me as much if I were poor? No, all you want to be is a lovely widow listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 270!

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Greeting from space, Earth dorks! Pack your freeze-dried Thanksgiving dinner, kiss the kids goodbye, we're going to space! (Spoiler: we'll be in space next week too!)

Our resident android Rhett has been suggesting 1986's From Beyond for a long time. However, after the debacle that was Dead Ringers we've since been hesitant to trust a Rhett pick. Ultimately, we realized he is only artificial intelligence and we should not punish him so severely. Realistically, Jesse from Say You Love Satan recommended it and we actually listen to him. (Review at 27:57)

We just want to say that we appreciate all of your continued support during this pandemic. We can say with all honesty: this show would probably not exist without your love and admiration. Thank you, sincerely. That last part was only meant for our Patreon. The rest of you, we hope you get space madness!

Hold it! We think we know where these things come from, but we have no idea how many there are. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 269!

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Welcome, friends, to a very special episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! This week, we have a super neato friend joining us to talk about a super neato film! Our friend Jesse is part of an 80's horror podcast called Say You Love Satan and well, we thought, "why not do an 80's movie?".

We all know how awesome horror films can be, but do you know what makes them even greater? Professional wrestlers! This week Rowdy Roddy Piper is traveling across a barren (literal and metaphorical) wasteland, spreading his... enthusiasm in the zany 80's flick Hell Comes To Frogtown!

This was one of the most fun, silly episodes we've ever done, don't miss out! Check out Say You Love Satan at SayYouLoveSatanPodcast.com

She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 268!

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How goes it, ya lil booger eaters?! Speaking of booger eaters, allow me to tell you a story. Twas the summer of 1990, and a super cool kid named Matt was sitting down with his aunt to watch a movie. In said movie there was a character with a blank, pale, emotionless face with eyes soulless and black, like a shark. No, I'm not talking about Kirsten Stewart, I'm talking about Blade!

While the leech woman may have terrified the living shit out of me, Blade was different. Sure, he was the leader of a murderous gang of puppets, but Blade was cool, calm, and most of all, brutal. You just knew he had to have a compelling backstory and we all looked forward to the solo film we all knew he deserves. Fast forward 30 years and Full Moon Features has silently released Blade: The Iron Cross, the stand alone Blade movie and the first Puppet Master spinoff! (Review at 34:12)

Part of me wants to tell you about all the other hijinks we get into, but I'd rather you listen for yourself. Dorks.

Fuck you, you Ivy League tight ass. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 267!

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Greetings, all you little crotch goblins! We hope you're ready for a wild ride, because this week is one of those "sci-fi-horror" episodes you all love so much! This week we're joined by the haomie, and author of I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today, Brian Asman to discuss the cerebral, cenebyte-ish, world of Dark City.

Rhett claims that Matt was feeling a little saucy since Brian was sitting in, and things get a little wild. We reminisce about whatever became of Joey Buttafuoco, the magic of and potential sequel to Prayer of the Rollerboys, the new Unsolved Mysteries and much much more. So you can either keep pulling pud with your greasy grandpappy, or you can shove them headphones into your ear holes and have yourself a lil listen!

Rest assured we got something wonderful planned for you, so much pain, so much sorrow! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 266!

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Hidey-ho, nerderinos! For the first time in over three months we are all back together in the Who Goes There studio! A fact only made all the more special because this week we're covering a home invasion movie! Now that I think about it, we should have covered more home invasion movies while everyone was on quarantine. Oh well, next time.

This week we head to France to watch a little film that may have slipped under your radar while silently popping up on Netflix. That's right, this week we talk about 2020's Get In. (Review at 24:24) So like... get in there!

Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don't miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending. But first: it's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 265!

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Look alive, little losers! June is pride month, so in order to celebrate, the Who Goes There Podcast got gay. Well, by that we mean that we got our good friends Luis and David from the "queer core" band The Gay Agenda. You may remember Luis from our Audition episode (ep203), this time he brought along singer David to discuss their new record Penetrating, out now on La Escalera records.

We dive into quite a few different topics on this episode, but you only come here for our thoughts on movies, right? Well, those reviews start around 55:18 and this week we are discussing two bloody delightful tales! First we dive deep into the sexy, sci-fi, hypercolor, hour-long music video for synthwave group Carpenter Brut known as Blood Machines. Next on the docket is a little Canadian film about a tribe of Native Americans during a zombie outbreak, Blood Quantum (both available on Shudder).

So come hang out, learn some stuff, listen to two new songs of The Gay Agenda's new album, and then go leave us a 5* review and sign up for our Patreon!

I've shit myself skinny, and it's all thanks to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 264!

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Konichiwa, dorks! I don't know if you've noticed, but there is a global pandemic going on right now. As a result of said pandemic, movies theaters across the country have been forced to close their doors. Well, you know what they say about grey clouds and silver linings? That's right, ya gloomy Gus, drive-in movie theaters are now thriving again, and a little horror film called The Wretched has topped the box office charts for 3 weeks now!

I know you're probably thinking, "That's all well and good. But, what movie are you guys talking about this week?" That movie! The Wretched, we're discussing The Wretched. You mouth breathing, thick skulled dunce! (Review starts at 35:40) In addition you can definitely hear our usual brand of idiocy, I know we talk about muppet sex... again.

I'm not gonna charge ya, you stupid bastard. Did you hear that? "How much"! Ha ha ha! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 263!

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With all that is going on in not only the world, but our own backyard, it seems inappropriate to be celebrating anything. Well, we reached a pretty important milestone here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Today is 7 years to the day since we posted our very first episode. So in honor of such a big event we brought back our biggest (literally) guest to date. That's right! The haomie Baron Corbin is back to give us his "kingly" take on all things horror!

Last time Tom (Baron) was on the show, we discussed the Stranger Things-esque Summer of '84. While King Corbin seemed pleased with this offering, we wanted to REALLY ramp up the insanity this time around and show him what WGT is all about. This week we're discussing the 2019/2020, Portuguese Troma film Mutant Blast (Review starts at 37:07).

We also go back and discuss The Platform, Tom's "disclaimer" for recommending Matt picks, casual name drops and the fight Matt and Tom will have at Mania 40. What can you expect from the movie itself? How about the most blood in any movie we've ever covered? That do anything for you? How about a man-sized, French Lobster in a business suit? Nothing? What if I told you there are no less than 7 heads being PUNCHED off?! That's right, little ones. Don't miss this awesome 7 year anniversary extravaganza!

Yes, you may be excused. But hurry back: we're cutting gonads next. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 262!

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Blessed be, dumdums! We're back again with another load of horror goodness for your ear...cavities. It should come as no surprise to anyone that I am a huge fan of the films of Lucio Fulci. Likewise, it should come as no surprise that neither Jorge, nor Rhett had seen a Fulci film. This fact makes me a sad panda.

The time to rejoice is upon us, ye lil nerds! We're remedying this grave injustice by showing the guys The Beyond. I know The Beyond may not be the best movie to introduce folks to Fulci, but damnit, if you're gonna do it, do it right! (Review at 32:39)

Did Jorge and Rhett enjoy the movie? Did they hate it like they hate everything else? Some of you are still out of work and have all the time in the world, while the rest are going back to work and now have a commute again. Point is, you have nothing but time and no reason NOT to listen!

Tune in next week as we're joined by WWE Superstar Baron Corbin to discuss 2020's Mutant Blast.

Shit fire and save the matches, Johnny! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 261!

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I grew up during the 90's in a very, how can I put this delicately, a household that is white as fuck. If there were two shows that all white people watched in the 90's, those shows were Wings and Mad About You. (If you're white and you say you didn't watch these shows, you're only lying to yourself.)

Mad About You aired from the time I was ten until I was seventeen. Not only did young me think that this is exactly what being an adult would be like, but I fully believed in the love that Paul and Jaime shared and wanted to experience that kind of deep emotional love for myself.

Did y'all know Helen Hunt is still alive and acting?! Are you aware that she did a horror film called I See You and it came out this past December?! Does it come as any kind of surprise, knowing what you now know, that I jumped at the chance to review a Helen Hunt movie?! (Review at 33:11)

And you will face the sea of darkness, and all therein that may be explored. There, you shall find the Who Goes There Podcast episode 260!

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Avast, ye scurvy dogs! We're setting sail on the high seas for the adventure of a lifetime. This week we've got fiery redheads, tentacles, Irish accents, killer sperm, and all the sailor superstitions that you can shake your rotting oar at. This week we'll be discussing the new sea fairing indie horror darling Sea Fever. (Review at 33:55)

In addition to our usual brand of fuckery, we try to free Sophia from Rhett's cinematic... "conditioning", we talk about life in lockdown, the movies we've seen etc. Look, you know how this works right now. We talk about movies, you listen. I only fill in all of this nonsense because if it's under 300 words the algorithm has a tissy fit. Look, Stephen King personally tweeted that this movie was an excellent quarantine watch. We all know how hyperbolic that goof can be, so here we are. The only trusted name in horror. ;)

If I weren't about to shit in my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 259!

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Praise be unto King Sam for we have returned from the darkness and are bringing you into the light! Yes last week we took a much needed week off to recharge our batteries and are back bigger and better than ever! Yes, we recorded this episode before the break. Also, we are still recording remotely, and now we here.

I don't know if you guys are aware, but South Korea is KILLING IT with their movies right now. I mean, they have the biggest musical artists right now. (Get on that B.T.S. hype train!) South Korea released a little film came out this month called The Witch: Subversion. Yeah, we're doing that. (Review at 40:10)

Are there witches? Is it magic? Maybe it's like a metaphor? You should definitely check it out. Not only that, we talk about Adventures in Babysitting, if farts could kill, old white bitches, and how we're staving off the space madness!

You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, I'm stuck in the middle of one we didn't think of. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 258!

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Hear, ye! Hear, ye! By order of his royal majesty King Sam, we bring to you this review. We have a super special tier for our Patreon that allows one person to rule over all and choose a movie for us to review every month. King Sam is that person. Usually, Sam simply lets us "do whatever makes (us) happy". However, on occasion, Sam will grace us with his presence and stir the shit a little.

That's right, fuckers! It's time to once again head on down Depravity Drive and cover one of the most notorious horror films of recent memory: August Underground: Mordum. (Review at 48:29) We covered the first AU film a few years ago and it turned out to be one of our best episodes. Mordum, the second film in the trilogy, is often heralded to be even more disturbing than the original, often finding itself near the top of every "XX Movies You Won't Be Able To Finish" lists. Well you know what?! We a'int no punks! We a'int never scared!

Bring on the blood, edge lord dialogue and shots of singing dick holes!

Well boys, what's it gonna take to scare this guy? It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 257!

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Well, here it is. It may have taken us two weeks, cost us our sanity, tested our friendship, and killed three of Jorge's cousins, but damnit, we have a new episode!

Things have been a little shaky for everyone the last few weeks and here at the Who Goes There Podcast is no exception. We lost three episodes to the podcasting gods after having to record remotely for the first time in seven years. That, in conjunction with the release calendar looking pretty slim we jumped at the chance to review a NEW horror movie! This week we bring you 2020's We Summon The Darkness, a movie about satanists, or not. (Review at 25:35)

I would like to take a second to thank and acknowledge my co-hosts for all of their hard work and patience. Despite living through his own private nightmare, Jorge has produced an episode that sounds as though we are all in the same room. Rhett is being a positive, optimistic driving force, and I now get really high through the whole episode and basically serve no purpose. Hooray teamwork!

Colonel, take it from the beginning. Assume we know nothing... which is understating the matter. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 256!

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First and foremost, we apologize for missing an episode last week. We are committed to bringing you new and exciting content during this global pandemic. Well, at least committed to bringing you NEW content. During the last two weeks we have recorded three new episodes (The Host, The Hunt, The Fly) and we have managed to mess up every one of those episodes.

You see, in the 7 years we have been a show we have never recorded remotely and for good reason. Unfortunately the issues we ran into prevented the immediate (or even eventual) release of these episodes. It is for this reason we are traveling all the way back to our first year as a show. On episode 20 we had our favorite adorable foul mouth Lauren Ashley Carter on to discuss 13 Sins. This episode is a fuckin blast. Silver linings I suppose.

So enjoy this classic episode and we will hopefully be back next week with a brand new episode. Take care of yourself, and someone else.

You're not looking for a job... you're waiting for the world to end... or the Who Goes There Podcast episode... ummmmm 20?

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Well, it sure as hell FEELS like we're living in a slow burn, shitty zombie movie. When the gyms are closed, the home gym owners shall inherit the gains!

We want to assure you that thanks to advancements in modern technology, the Who Goes There Podcast will still be releasing weekly episodes! We originally had planned to review The Hunt this week, but with all the theaters closing we decided to push it back a week. Now, you'll actually be able to watch it on VOD.

Instead, we decided to cover a movie that went under everyone's radar and is available to stream right now on Hulu, and that movie, is 2019's Villains. Pennywise and the girl from It Follows totally make out, it's hella tight. (Review at 29:35) If you guys are looking for things to do we've been active on Twitch a lot lately, we're doing a lot of things for our Patreon supporters, and not only that there are THOUSANDS of hours of free content from other great podcasts like Say You Love Satan, Witchfinger, Forever Midnight and Pens and Pixels podcasts. Check them all out, tell them WGT loves them.

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Well, this may well be the end, everyone. Everyone in the world has lost their god damn minds, and we're all stuck inside. Sure, you could sit and pout about it, or you could look at the bright side: this gives you so much more time to listen to our new episode!

This week we're diving in to yet another Blumhouse movie, another remake, another version of The Invisible Man. (Review at 27:18)

He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 253!

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Follow me, as I reminisce about a time long ago known as 1993. I was ten years old, in fourth grade, and really wanted to wear my clothes backwards like Kris Kross. MTV had a show called the “Top 20 Video Countdown” and everyday for months the top spot came down to a battle between Collective Soul’s “Shine” and a video of a hairy, shirtless man, yelling about children walking on his lawn. That second video, was my introduction to Glenn Danzig.

Fast forward 27 years and the North Side King’s biggest fan has written and directed a movie adaptation of a comic book he wrote a loooooong ass time ago. The angsty little ten year old inside of me was ecstatic. Then the movie was referred to as “the horror equivalent of The Room“. That movie, is Verotika, this episode is on that movie. (Review at 35:47)

Chris is back again! There is no way Chris would ever forgive me if we covered Glenn Danzig’s first film and he wasn’t involved. Get ready, this shit is fun!

Y’know, sometimes I look at these gorgeous-looking chicks, I mean the ones that look like real knockouts, sexy and all… and I wonder… have they listened to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 252?!

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Follow me, as I reminisce about a time long ago known as 1993. I was ten years old, in fourth grade, and really wanted to wear my clothes backwards like Kris Kross. MTV had a show called the "Top 20 Video Countdown" and everyday for months the top spot came down to a battle between Collective Soul's "Shine" and a video of a hairy, shirtless man, yelling about children walking on his lawn. That second video, was my introduction to Glenn Danzig.

Fast forward 27 years and the North Side King's biggest fan has written and directed a movie adaptation of a comic book he wrote a loooooong ass time ago. The angsty little ten year old inside of me was ecstatic. Then the movie was referred to as "the horror equivalent of The Room". That movie, is Verotika, this episode is on that movie. (Review at 35:47)

Chris is back again! There is no way Chris would ever forgive me if we covered Glenn Danzig's first film and he wasn't involved. Get ready, this shit is fun!

Y'know, sometimes I look at these gorgeous-looking chicks, I mean the ones that look like real knockouts, sexy and all... and I wonder... have they listened to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 252?!

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Gather 'round, ye lil fuckos! We're back with week two of our Telluride Horror Show 2019 double header! This week we're breaking down the new, ultra-bloody, hyper-stylized, siege movie from Joe Begos, 2019's V.F.W. (Review after the break at 42:15).

Joe Begos may well be the director we've reviewed the most in the show's seven year history and the guys have been divided on each one of his films. Will V.F.W. be the Begos film to unify us, for better or worse? Guess there's only one way to find out. Huh, dork?

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Alia is back to discuss After Midnight with the idiots.

We started this show in 2013 and the very first episode we did was on an unknown zombie film called The Battery. During the episode, we were fortunate enough to talk to director Jeremy Gardner who told us about the film he wanted to make next. Seven years later that film has been released under the name After Midnight. (Review at 24:49)

We love The Battery so much that not only have we used it as a point of comparison on how to do cheap films, good films, and good storytelling, we also did two whole episodes on it! (Episode 1 and 70). We've been waiting a long time for After Midnight. Does it live up to the hype? Are we going to be casually referencing this movie for the next seven years? Tune in to find out!

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Alia is back to discuss After Midnight with the idiots. We started this show in 2013 and the very first episode we did was on an unknown zombie film called The Battery. During the episode we were fortunate enough to talk to director Jeremy Gardner who told us about the film he wanted to make next. Seven years later that film has been released under the name After Midnight. (Review at 24:49)

We love The Battery so much that not only have we used it as a point of comparison on how to do cheap films, good films, and good story telling, we also did two whole episodes on it! (Episode 1 and 70). We’ve been waiting a long time for After Midnight. Does it live up to the hype? Are we going to be casually referencing this movie for the next seven years? Tune in to find out!

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Well, boils and ghouls, we’ve made it through January! Despite it’s reputation for being the time when studios dumb the films they don’t have faith in, we got some pretty decent releases. (Check out our reviews for Color Out of Space and Underwater)

Just when we thought we were moving on to romantic slashers and over priced chocolates of February, a little film was released on January 31. That’s right, idiots, we’re talking about Gretel and Hansel. (Review starts at 19:21) We know what you’re thinking, “but there’s already been like twenty Hansel and Gretel movies in the last few years.” Shut up. No one asked you. Besides, this one is called Gretel and Hansel, not Hansel and Gretel. There’s a big difference, ya donkey.

Perhaps I’m just kidding. It is quite possible that we just bro out and talk about muscles and lifting techniques for an hour. Maybe we do both. Only one way to find out.

Hang them up! And skin the fat off of them. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 249!

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Well, boils and ghouls, we've made it through January! Despite it's reputation for being the time when studios dumb the films they don't have faith in, we got some pretty decent releases. (Check out our reviews for Color Out of Space and Underwater)

Just when we thought we were moving on to romantic slashers and over priced chocolates of February, a little film was released on January 31. That's right, idiots, we're talking about Gretel and Hansel. (Review starts at 19:21) We know what you're thinking, "but there's already been like twenty Hansel and Gretel movies in the last few years." Shut up. No one asked you. Besides, this one is called Gretel and Hansel, not Hansel and Gretel. There's a big difference, ya donkey.

Perhaps I'm just kidding. It is quite possible that we just bro out and talk about muscles and lifting techniques for an hour. Maybe we do both. Only one way to find out.

Hang them up! And skin the fat off of them. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 249!

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Hey there, dummies. This week we decided we wanted to do a little something different. In an attempt to avoid falling into a downward spiral of sad January box office releases we are doing something a bit older. We’re gonna go back in time! That’s right, Slappy! Good ole’ Jorge is picking this week’s movie, and you know what that means, baggy pants, terrible hair, and the best god damned soundtrack imaginable!

Join us, all the way back in 1998. It was a more simple time when Elijah Wood was just a baby, it was acceptable to put Harry Knowles in your movie, and relationship abuse was all the rage. That’s right, we watched The Faculty (Review at 34:48). Dust off your favorite 311 shirt, bust out that chain wallet and puka shell necklace, this shit is gonna be tight.

We don’t need no education, just some Ox 45 talls and the Who Goes There Podcast episode 248!

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Hey, everyone, Chris is back! Huzzah! We have missed our dear friend and former cohost so much, we knew that we had to make this episode a special one. Seeing as how Chris wasn’t able to join in on the last few crazy ass Nick Cage movies, we opted to do Color Out of Space. (Review starts at 51:15)

For real, this episode is the jam! We all had an absolute blast recording it. Not only is Chris doing impressions again, but Nick Cage also screams about alpacas while doing a Trump accent. I don’t know what else to tell you except that this is the most fun I’ve had on the show in a while. So spark up a doobie, grab your golden lady and get ready for a wild fuckin ride!

Lawnmower Man is in your head now, Jake. There is no escape, ever. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 247!

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In 2010, Dread Central and a few other horror sites joined together to stream Pig, the new movie from director Adam Mason. The film was only streamed for a limited time, and if you missed it, too bad. Pig was never officially released, and despite a few over-priced bootlegs popping up at conventions, Pig had essentially vanished. Vanished that is, until 2017.

In 2017 director Adam Mason announced that Pig would screen at SXSW for two nights, and then never again; this would be the only public screening of the film. When asked why the film was never released Adam Mason has said everything from he hates the film, to wanting to create that “holy grail” film. You know, the kind of film you only hear about, but can’t find, but your friend’s brother’s classmate’s uncle “totally has a copy”. The important thing is, Mason was always willing to talk about the film, and if asked nicely, would reportedly send you a link. Well, that’s what we did, motherfuckers!

That’s right, we watched what is arguably one of the hardest to find horror films ever, and we’re gonna tell you all about it! (Review at 25:55) We’re trying to reach out to Mason to see if we can make the film available for a limited time, thus far we have had no response.

You don’t count good, you stupid bitch. But you can count on the Who Goes There Podcast episode 246!

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Grab your bathing suits and towels, we’re going swimming! It may only be January, and half of the country is covered in snow but don’t let that stop you! Just call us Sebastian because this week we’re going under the sea with 2020’s Underwater! (Review at 34:11)

Have you ever thought to yourself, “I really wish they would make a Cloverfield movie, but under water, and take every chance possible to put Kristen Stewart in he underwear.”? Well, ready your lil nerd, you little nerds, because this is the movie for you! Underwater has all of the explosion laced, debris filled, screeching, screaming chaos of a Cloverfield film, but is it one? More importantly, is it good? Most importantly: does TJ Miller fuckin die?! We’ll answer all of these questions and more this week on the Who Goes There Podcast!

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It wasn’t the right time for us to meet. But there’ll be other nights, other stars for us to watch. They’ll be back, with Who Goes There Podcast episode 245!

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Generally, when the horror community hears the word “remake” we all collectively groan and roll our eyes. More often than not, the remake fails to capture what audiences loved about the source material. Every so often, a remake will come along that not only pays homage to an already great film, it carves out it’s own place in cinema history. As of 2020, no one will say that about The Grudge. (Review starts at 24:08)

Maybe I’m just pulling your leg. Perhaps this un-promoted, January release, produced by Sam fuckin’ Raimi is an early contender for film of the year. Maybe this is the first time I’ve seen Lynn Shea in a ghost movie. C’mon. We all know why you’re here.

When I sleep my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with The Devil. That’s why we have the Who Goes There Podcast episode 244!

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We here at the Who Goes There Podcast have spent countless hours researching exactly what is the key to podcasting superstardom. Through our tireless research we have come to the realization that the internet likes lists. It doesn’t matter what kind of list, so long as things are put in a descending or ascending order.

Well, folks, we’re nothing if not hip, and with it; we are also very opinionated. With that being said, here is our list of the best and worst films of 2019. I would add the disclaimer that “these are what WE think the best films of the year are”. It’s nice to know I don’t have to do that because we all know that what we think, is correct. Always.

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I pride myself on my depravity. In fact, when starting this podcast my goal was to introduce people to the most depraved, fucked up movies I could find. Well, times have changed, and while we may not be covering as many totally disturbing movies, we still love all things morbid.

As luck would have it, horror legend Larry Fessenden is keeping my hopes alive by releasing a little film called Depraved. (Review at 37:49) Good ole’ Larry is serving up his modern take on the horror classic Frankenstein. Is Depraved as impactful as its source material? Is it actually depraved? Perhaps it’s nothing more than a misunderstood film that only wants to be loved? We’ll fuckin tell ya what it is! But, you’ve got to download to find out!

Laugh it up, wise guy. It won’t be so funny when that little bastard shoves a laser up your ass. At least not as funny as the Who Goes There Podcast episode 242!

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Despite being in my late thirties, not having any children, and living in a place that has never seen snow, I still love Christmas! I just love all the twinkling lights, the endless supply of baked goods, and the feeling of togetherness just warms my cold black heart.

In the spirit of togetherness, it appears the entire horror community has come together to shit all over the 2019 remake of Black Christmas. We may be fashionably late to the party, but we’re shimmying down your chimney with a big red sack full of thoughts and opinions! (Review starts at 24:24)

Sure, it’s sitting there under the tree, hastily wrapped, and falling apart at the seams, but despite the wrapping, this could be the best gift ever. It could also be a lump of coal, that Santa shat on, after eating a bag of sugar free candy. Guess there’s only one way to find out, huh?

Don’t put avocado on the burger! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 241!

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As children our imagination knows no bounds. Some of us create wild stories for our toys to act out, some of us turn to drawing and art to express our creativity, and some of us have imaginary friends. Sometimes an imaginary friend is nothing more than a manifestation of our desires to connect with other people, an attempt to fight against loneliness. However, sometimes that imaginary friend is a troublesome menace who wants to hurt people and act out his perverse desires with our mothers. Ok, that’s enough about Drop Dead Fred, this week we’re talking about Daniel Isn’t Real, the brand new release from Spectrevision. (Review at 45:01)

Alia is back, and we’ve got a pretty front heavy episode! We run down a LOT of movies we’ve seen over the last week, we talk about a handful of new trailers and some awesome news for Resident Evil fans! You’ve done a lot for other people this holiday season. Do something nice for yourself. Curl up in front of the fire and listen to four idiots stroke their own…opinions.

They thought they could do it without being caught. But when we do something naughty, we are always caught. Then, we are punished. Punishment is absolute, punishment is good. So is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 240!

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Ladies and germs, Christmas has come early! The wonderful people of France teamed up with the folks over at Shudder to bring us an amazing gift that we didn’t know we wanted! Have you ever been watching Home Alone and thought to yourself, “yeah, it’s good, but it could definitely be more French, and where are all the mullets”?

Buckle. The. Fuck. Up. This week we’re fuckin blessed to be covering 1982’s Deadly Games (a.k.a. Game Over, Hide and Freak, 3615 Code Pere Noel, Dial Code Santa Claus etc). (Review at 21:27) Guys, for real, this movie is fuckin bonkers! Just look at the photo below. I’ve seen the movie and even I have no idea what is going on right there. This film so god damn zany that for many years, the entirety of the United States was like, “that’s a nah from me, dawg” and the movie wasn’t available here until 2018! Seriously, I know I don’t say this much, but seriously, go watch this movie before listening to the show!

We know some of you won’t be happy no matter how hard we try. In an attempt to win you over, we’re also letting you know a really stupid way you can spend $6500. Rhett tries to talk about Frozen 2 way too many times for it to be a joke. Jorge hates everything. It’s just another day in paradise, fuckos.

We’re trapped in closet on Christmas with Santa trying to murder us. How fucked up is that? At least we have the Who Goes There Podcast episode 239!

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A few years ago we were invited to our first ever screening at San Diego Comic Con, and needless to say we were totes stoked. The episode following that screening has gone down in the annals of Who Goes There history as one of our most insane episodes ever. The movie we saw that fateful night, was The Gallows.

The amount of anger present in that episode was so strong the term “Gallows mad” was coined. Now it’s about 5 years later and there is a sequel underthe incredibly original name The Gallows: Act 2. (Review at 23:05) Our boy Charlie is back hanging out in high school drama clubs and fucking with people’s Youtube videos, and that’s just the start. Does the sequel deserve a standing ovation, or does it break a leg, and shit the bed? More importantly, do we get “Gallows mad”? Tune in to find out, fuckerrrrrrrrrrr!

From left to right: Ema Horvath, Travis Cluff

Oh, why don’t you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it. That’ll give you a charge. Or you could try listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 238!

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Did y’all ever watch a movie called Prayer of the Rollerboys? It’s this early 90’s gem starring Corey Haim about a gang of rollerbladers who wear trenchcoats and peddle this weird drug called “mist”. This week’s film has nothing to do with that movie, except both introduced us to fun new drugs! In fact, this week’s film teaches us that the best way to deal with a creative block is to do lots of drugs and have sex with everyone you meet!

That’s right, dorks; this week we will be discussing Bliss, (review at 34:06) the new film (and drug) created by Joe Begos, the mind behind Almost Human, The Mind’s Eye, and the forthcoming V.F.W.. If you’re familiar with Joe’s work you know you can expect lots of pretty imagery, lots of trippy visuals, lots of blood, and I can assure you, there are more than a couple of sweater kittens. Perhaps you need something more to float your boat? What if I told you that this movie stars our bae, Jeremy Gardner. Yeah, Jeremy Gardner from The Battery.

Oh, did I mention Alia is here?! She’ll be briefly running down her opinions on the episodes she’s missed, then we’ll talk about a whole bunch of other stuff that ultimately means nothing in the blink of an eye that is human existence. Hey, I think I’m starting to get pretty good at this existential dread thing.

They call me Dick, but you can call me… Dick. And I’ll call you a dick if you don’t listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 237!

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Hello, dear listeners. Welcome again to yet another devilishly delightful episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. We apologize for the lack of an episode last week; things have been absolutely chaotic here at Camp WGT.

Fear not, my young dorks; we are heading to the Overlook Hotel, and we’re packing an extra long episode of the show! This week we’re talking about Dr. Sleep, (review at 46:50) the 39-years-after-the-fact sequel to the horror classic The Shining. We’re going to be running down all of the news we’ve missed including news on Ghostbusters, Uber Jason, and denying fish their god given reproductive rights!

I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 236!

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For months now, the horror community has been abuzz about The Lighthouse. (Review at 36:34) The sophomore effort from Robert Eggers (director of The Witch) stars Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson, and it has a lighthouse; not much else is known. The trailers for The Lighthouse didn’t do much to show what the film is actually about, leaving most viewers heading into their viewings without any clue what they were in for.

Fear not, my little nerds, for we are here to be your light in the darkness and guide you safely through these turbulent waters. Hark as we bellow out our opinions, not just to hear ourselves talk, but to lead you to cinematic safety. Was one of the most highly anticipated films of the year smooth sailing or were our hopes dashed upon the jagged rocks of disappointment? Come find out.

Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That’s the best thing you can do for a true masochist! Well, that and making them listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 235!

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I don’t fully understand why, but Hollywood has this massive hard-on for releasing sequels to comedies 10 years after the original is released. With the exception of Super Troopers 2 they have all been absolute garbage. Anchorman, Zoolander, Bad Santa, if you loved a comedy in the late ’00’s chances are there’s a terrible sequel that recently came out. It seems to only make sense that one of the most successful zombie films ever should get the unnecessary sequel treatment.

This brings us to present day and the release of Zombieland 2: Double Tap. (Review starts at 24:00) Get it? Double Tap? It’s like, one of his rules, but also like a pun, because it’s a sequel, double, two, same. Yeah, it’s basically more of that stuff. It’s all good though, now Rosario Dawson is in the movie, so there’s that.

With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we’re sleeping with you. Don’t wake up. X-cept for the Who Goes There Podcast episode 234!

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This week is the saddest week of the entire year; it’s the week after the Telluride Horror Show. We had a blast hanging out with old friends, new friends, and some friends we met for the first time. Oh, yeah. We also watched a ton of horror movies. Fear not, little nerds, I’m going to run down the stand out films at the 10th anniversary of the Telluride Horror Show.

Now I know you’re bursting at the seams with excitement to hear my recap, but we’re also doing a movie review! Last week Hulu quietly released a little horror film about a group of kindergartners in the zombie apocalypse. For this reason alone we couldn’t pass up Little Monsters. (Review at 29:12)

We drift through the universe, from planet to planet, pushed on by the solar winds. We adapt and we survive. We listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 233!

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Sah, dudes! I’m posting this episode from the Telluride Horror Show tenth anniversary! I know I say this all the time but this is absolutely my favorite weekend of the year. There’s just something so special about getting together with a bunch of like-minded dorks, in the middle of nowhere to watch hours and hours of horror films!

Although I may be having a blast out here there is work that must be done! On that note, we recently sat down to discuss the film everyone is buzzing about: Joker! (Review starts at 22:00)

I would sit here and try to write clever things or run down what else we discuss on this episode, but I’m not going to. I have about 30 minutes to get this episode up, get a bite to eat and make it to the screening of 1BR.

He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 232!

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It’s finally October! The one time of year all of us misfits are able to be ourselves and everyone thinks we’re just in the holiday spirit. Speaking of spirits, this week we decided to take a trip down memory lane and head all the way back to 2001 to reexamine Thirteen Ghosts. (Review at 25:24)

When talking to people about Thirteen Ghosts everyone seems to remember it fondly. However, no one seems to recall having seen the movie in “a really long time”. Fear not, ye little dorks! Your friends at the Who Goes There Podcast are here to fill you in on all the ghosts boobs, brutality, and terrible acting you may have forgotten!

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 231!

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Guess who’s back in the mother fuckin’ house, Hell House, that is! After what seems like an eternity, the time has come to shut the doors on the Hell House franchise with Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire! (Review at 42:33)

Four years ago, we checked into the Abaddon Hotel and were treated to one of the most enjoyable and unnerving cinematic experiences in recent memory. I’ll admit the sequel was every bit as good as a Motel 6 continental breakfast. But we were promised the finale to the trilogy would hands down be the crown jewel of the franchise.

In the studio this week is horror author and Patreon haomie Brian Asman. Together, we will let you know if you should check into Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire. Or maybe you just should keep heading down the road until you get to Motel Hell.

In addition to our normal hilarious hijinks, we still can’t stop talking about The Fanatic! (Full review available exclusively on Patreon.) We’ll also give you our thoughts on the first episode of American Horror Story: 1984, Intruder, Fede Alvarez taking the helm of Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Here comes fucking Parker, walking down nine miles, swinging the God damn head by the hair in one hand and his sandwich in the other. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 230!

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Howdy, y’all! I apologize for the episode being late this week; I aggravated an old back injury and have been dealing with quite a bit of pain. Fear not, my little junkies. We’re here with another dose of hilarious horror hijinks for ya!

This week we’ve got a double dose of dude-bro delights as we discuss 2019’s Freaks (Review at 9:14) and 2017/2018/2019’s Tigers Are Not Afraid (Review at 30:27). Y’all know during this time of year we LOVE to feature movies from the Telluride Horror Show (October 11-13) and Tigers Are Not Afriad was Alia’s stand out film from THS 2018!

This week we skip news and get right into the meat and potatoes of the show! You’ll still hear our thoughts on a few of the movies we watched this week, and a lot of stupid, stupid jokes.

So my philosophy is, let’s have some beer and listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 229!

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A few days ago I was driving home and listening to an old episode of the show; it was the Killing Ground episode from 2017. In the pre-show banter for the episode we talked about how we would have to wait two years for the final season of Game of Thrones and the sequel to It Chapter One.

The reason I bring this up is because we all know how well the final season of Game of Thrones turned out. Now here we are, two years later and It Chapter Two is fresh in theaters. Will It Chapter Two be the sequel that Chapter One deserved, and we all needed? Or will we all be left shaking our fists at the sky and cursing whatever “God” would do this to us?!

We also talk about some other movies, and we talk about some goings-on in the horror community…ummmm we probably insult each other and make dirty jokes too. So that’s fun.

I leave for five minutes, and when I come back everyone’s a fucking alien. Now, if I have to Men In Black your ass, you’re gonna fucking take it! It being the Who Goes There Podcast episode 228!

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Man, oh man! Have you guys seen that new movie The Fanatic?! It’s a new movie directed by Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit and stars John Travolta of all people! We had totally prepared to review The Fanatic this week, but then we decided that this film is something that is so magical, that we only want to share it with Patreon.

The decision to make this cinematic masterpiece and Patreon only pick left us with a hole in our calendar, a hole that we decided to fill with a movie that itself was going to be a Patreon exclusive. This week, we’ll be reviewing 2009’s Laid To Rest (review starts at 25:34).

Do you like tits, blood and gore? Because this movie is full of it! Just have a look at the bad ass image below. In addition we’ll be running down all the movies we’ve been watching recently. “Which movies?” you may be asking. Well, I don’t remember, so why don’t you have yourself a little listen and find out for yourself, dork?

That’s the trouble with the world, Sarah darlin’. People got different ideas concernin’ what they want out of life. Me, I want the Who Goes There Podcast episode 227!

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Congratulations, everyone; fall is finally here! It’s that time of year when everyone starts to post memes about how much they love pumpkin spice, or how basic you are for liking pumpkin spice. In addition to overpriced sugary beverages and and spoopy decorations, it’s horror movie season!

What better way is there to kick off the most wonderful time of the year than to review the last horror film of this hot, hot summer: Ready Or Not? (Review starts at 32:50)

Oh, silly me. Did I forget to mention that Alia is back?! For the first time since her accident Alia is on the show to discuss one of the most talked about films of the year. We also talk about nuns with guns, cheesy 90’s werewolves, shark fighting and so much more!

Mirrors are not but tools of vanity, Patricia – I know! Vanity – sensuality, Patricia! The Bible speaks of our vile bodies. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 226!

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At some point we’ve all heard someone say only two things in life are guaranteed: death, and taxes. Well, dorks, I’m here to inform you of a third certainty. It is a damn near certainty that as you get older the things you loved as a child will be dug up and repackaged for a younger audience. He-man, Big Trouble in Little China, Pogs, rollerblades, all of these things that I would obsess over as a ten year old, are now being released 25+ years later. For this reason it should come as no surprise that the Hollywood greed machine has come for Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. (Review starts at 26:56)

Perhaps listening to three entitled assholes talking about a film adaptation of a book anthology from 30 years ago isn’t your thing. It’s also quite possible that you happen to love the sultry sound of our voices. If you find yourself experiencing both of these feels fear not, for there is more in store! Matt updates everyone on Alia’s condition following her motorcycle accident and surgery, Rhett discusses the existential dread he experiences daily, Jorge talks about how much he loves guns, and we all run down the movies we’ve seen lately. Huzzah!

Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. They do it in the Bible, don’t they? And I got lots of peas! I’ve also got the Who Goes There Podcast episode 225!

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This passed Tuesday my wife and occasional co-host Alia was in a very bad motorcycle accident and sustained some major injuries. In addition to some severe road rash Alia’s jaw was broken in two places and she broke a few teeth. Needless to say we were unable to record a new episode this week.

Rather than not release anything we decided to post one of our favorite episodes from the past. A Who Goes There classic, if you will. We’ll be back on schedule this Friday with our Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark episode. If you would like to contribute to the GoFundMe page to help cover Alia’s medical and dental bills, you can contribute here.

We appreciate all of the support we’ve gotten from all of you. We have a long road ahead of us, it’s nice knowing we don’t have to go alone. Thank you.

I’m not going to post a silly quote from a movie this week. I’m just going to use this space to once again say thank you. So, thank you.

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Konichiwa, dorks! As you may have noticed, we’re trying to do the occasional “throwback episode” in an attempt to keep things fresh around here. That, combined with the fact that in the past we’ve only talked about two anime films (Vampire Hunter D, and Castlevania), we decided what better time than now to cover another one.

We’re hopping in the way back machine all the way to 1997 to cover Satoshi Kons directorial debut: Perfect Blue. (Review starts at 30:46) We also discuss the latest horror news, some films we’ve seen in the last week, and TWO video games! (Cultist Simulator, and The Witches House) So, you know, like, download and listen. Because this shit, this is the good shit.

Let me ask you something. How come you’re asking me so many jackassy questions? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 224!

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Yo, do not miss this episode! We’d heard a lot about 2016’s horror/dark comedy Night of the Virgin, “it’s fucked up!”, “it’s so gory!”, “a must watch!” Well, we all know how everyone is wrong except for us, so we decided to check it out for ourselves. (Review starts at 32:20) This episode gets just as bat-shit crazy as the movie does. In fact, there’s about 30 minutes of insanity that we had to cut out, but luckily you can check it out if you sign up for our Patreon!

As always, we’re running down the latest horror news including something really cool about Killer Klowns From Outer Space, and a new film interpretation of Tomie! If that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, we also give our thoughts on Stranger Things season 3, Tone Deaf, Deadtectives, Clarita and Once Upon a Time In Hollywood. Come get you some, dorks!

What are you, some kind of a Swede? You’re talking to me in Swedish in Times Square! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 223!

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Hola, dorks, and welcome to another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! Comic Con 2019 has finally come and gone, and we’ve all become a little more bitter and cynical. This week we’re discussing 2019’s Luz, a paranormal, demon, mind fucky film. (Review starts at 32:18)

This film mostly flew under our radars until it was released in mid-July, and since there are no major studio films being released this week, here we are. We’ll also be running down some of the cool shit from Comic Con, as well as the movies we’ve seen recently. (Including: The Thing: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta, Island of the Fishmen, and Dead Sight.

They call me Dick, but you can call me… Dick. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 222!

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Ahoy there, dorks! Welcome to another episode of Semi-Professional Podcast Reviewer Theater! We may not be the only podcast full of braindead bros who don’t know shit about movies and add nothing to the discussion, but we’re the only one on Dread Central!

This week, we’re heading down to Florida to chill with some gators and laugh about how idiots are getting eaten. No, we’re not talking about beefy boys on bath salts, we’re talking about 2019’s Crawl. (Review at 23:48) If that’s not enough to tickle your fancy, we’re also running down the biggest news events of the last week! That’s not all! If you act now you’ll also get, us making lots of crude jokes, us laughing too hard at those jokes. All while inflating our fragile egos and not actually contributing anything of any value to the discussion of this film, or cinema in general. Check it out!

I like a dog-faced monkey that has an appreciation for expensive sports cars. I like the Who Goes There Podcast episode 221!

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Rejoice, ya dorks, for summer is finally here! The time has come for rockets red glare, summer loving, bonfires and bar-b-ques. Just like every hot dog is bound to split its bun, every A24 film is bound to split the horror community. Well, it is my job to inform you, the split has happened again.

The latest release from “elevated horror” juggernaut A24 is Midsommar, Ari Aster’s follow up to 2018’s Hereditary. (Review starts at 30:11) As you would imagine, the highly anticipated release has the horror community split right down the center, and the Who Goes There Podcast is no exception. This week we’re joined by Patreon haomie, and author of I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today Brian Asman to dissect this film like a big ole’ grizzly bear! Is Midsommar the atmospheric nightmare it claims to be, or is it just a holiday in the sun?

Who loved it? Did anyone hate it? What are the odds that Matt didn’t understand what went on? Tune in to find out, dummy!

These people just have a stoned look on their face. Get it? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 220!

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Are you aware of the fact that there are a group of people out there who are afraid of pasta?! Yessir, the fear of pasta is a completely real thing and it’s called Zymarikaphobia. I know what you’re thinking, and I completely agree with you, it’s stupid. You know what fear is not stupid? The fear of spiders is not stupid. As a matter of fact, the fear of spiders is so incredibly not stupid that Hollywood made a movie about it!

This week on the Who Goes There Podcast we will wax poetic about 1990’s Arachnophobia, the story of one spider’s travels from the the jungles of Venezuela to the middle of nowhere America. (Review starts at 22:56) In addition, we run down some of the other movies we’ve seen this week including Flesh Blanket, Winterskin and Dead Don’t Die. Do you want to hear us talk about the ways we used to get faded at school? We do that too; it’s hella tight.

You’re lying. It didn’t die. You took it. You’re lying. You witches! You’re lying! You’re LYING! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 219!

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Alright everyone, let’s be honest with ourselves here for just a second. Most of us hate the fact that a good amount of the “new” movies released every year, are remakes. Furthermore, most of us are really stoked that the majority of these remakes are hot garbage. Even further still, most of us took to the internet with a fervent anger when we heard that a Child’s Play reboot was in the works.

Yes. A lot of the anger came from the sensitive group of “qUiT rApInG mY cHildHoOd, LeAvE mY fAvOrItE mOvIe AlOnE!” fanboys we’ve learned to expect and ignore. However, the new Child’s Play remake is a different beast entirely. This particular remake is being made with a reimagined antagonist, without the now iconic voice of Chucky (Brad Dourif), and is being made at the same time as a Child’s Play TV show that DOES have OG Chucky, voiced by Brad Dourif! Wowie Zowie!

Fear not, lil’ dorks! Your buddies at the Who Goes There Podcast are hear to open up 2019’s Child’s Play to “see what we’re working with.” (Review starts at 25:44)

I’ve got a few heartbeats I’d like to save, thank you very much. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 218!

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Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we pride ourselves on being 100% honest and genuine in our reviews, and sometimes that rubs people the wrong way. Thankfully it has been a while since we’ve really pissed anyone off, and well, that just isn’t going to cut it.

We’re going to (try to) start doing regularly scheduled “throwback” episodes, where we look into films released prior to 2000; this is the first of those episodes. We’ll be going balls deep into the cult classic/fan favorite/Kurt Russell approved Event Horizon. (Review starts at 25:43) This is destined to be one of the most divisive episodes in WGT history.

Now I have another reason to hate Christmas. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 217!

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It’s an undeniable fact that technology has infiltrated every single aspect of our lives. In a day and age where our refrigerators and dishwashers have wifi it’s virtually impossible to escape the cold, metallic clutches of technology. For this reason, Netflix’s Black Mirror has become one of the most creative and original franchises in quite some time.

Now, we find ourselves staring down the release of the highly anticipated fifth season of the tumultuous technological terror. We’re going to exploring the bits and bytes of the three new episodes. (Review starts at 35:33) As always we run down the latest in horror news and give our opinions on a handful of films including: Bloody Bloody Bible Camp, The Odds, and Some Guy Who Kills People.

There’s a bunch of kids over there in the cemetery… I know what they’re doing in there. It’s that damn Who Goes There Podcast episode 216!

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Ahoy there, dorks! We’re back up in that ass with the resurrection! That’s just our fancy way of saying we’re back with another episode of hilarious horror hijinks…for your ass. This episode is pretty front loaded, so if you want to skip right to our thoughts on tonight’s film, skip to the 46:00 mark.

All of us here at Who Goes There are getting pretty tired of hearing the name “Blumhouse” before every cinematic horror release. When you hear “Blumhouse” you get a very clear idea of what type of film you’re about to see. Much like with Troma, and Full Moon, Blumhouse definitely has a “type” when it comes to the films they release. This week, we’ll be discussing 2019’s Ma to see if it’s as wild as a high school kegger, or if it’s “just another Blumhouse film.”

In addition to Ma we also give our thoughts on quite a few new releases, including Recovery, The Cleaning Lady, and The Silence. We’ve also got a heaping helping of horror news for ya; there was a lot to discuss this week.

It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 215 and it …probably contain more than 100,000,000,000 birds!

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Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… finally the end of the Marvel Cinematic Universe! I don’t know about you, but I have had it up to my tits with all of the superhero movies being shoved down our throats. For the last twelve years almost every film has been: weak villain attacks, fly, punch, celebrate, repeat. However, unlike zombies, the superhero genre has several ways of keeping itself feel fresh and interesting.

You may be asking yourself, “but how can superhero movies keep from feeling stale?”. To which I reply, “calm down, I’ll tell you! Have you learned nothing of how this works?” Superhero films can stay relevant by changing up the formula on occasion. For example they can make the super being a child, or make it a villain story, or in the case of Brightburn, you can do both! (Review starts at 21:30)

If that wasn’t enough to tickle your pickle, we also discuss our advance directives and how easily Alia could murder Matt. Rhett forgets this is a horror podcast again, Alia tries to relate everything to getting freaky, Jorge can’t even, it’s just another day at the Who Goes There Podcast.

Look to la luna; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 214!

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For some reason, these days, everyone and their mom is a fan of serial killers and true crime. True crime podcasts are currently among the most successful shows available, even if they’re more known for their terrible jokes than their educational values. What lies deep inside of us that sparks this fascination for brutal murderers who commit unspeakable acts?

Guess what. You won’t find the answer to that here, because we’re better known for our terrible jokes than anything actually informative. We did however pull out our big fat opinions for the new Ted Bundy love letter, Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil & Vile. (Review starts at 28:50)

If this wasn’t enough for you we also talk a little bit about the new show Chernobyl. There’s also some more talk of remakes and other horror news for your earholes.

A stupid witch who answers back, must BURN till her bones are black! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 213!

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Let’s be honest, shall we? The majority of us now roll our eyes at the announcement of any new zombie movie or show. The Walking Dead has been shambling on for far too long, and has been dragging the corpse of interesting zombie media with it.

As summer draws ever closer, Netflix is hoping that the spring rains will have washed away the years of shitty-zombie-stink and has brought us Black Summer. (Review starts at 27:50) Did Netflix bite off more than it can chew with its ambitious zombie series? Will the scorching summer sun intensify the stench on the corpse of a once beloved sub-genre? Or will the dead rise once again to reclaim their spot at the top of the horror heap? Let’s find out!

You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 212!

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Happy Cinco de Mayo, pendejos! This is the one time of the year that Jorge reminds us all that he IS in fact Mexican. We’re throwing our kids in the creek and getting stupid as fuck with the newest jump scare extravaganza. Join us, as we cook Trader Joes carne asada, drink craft beer designed to look like Tecate, and listen to Mexican ska. Oh yeah, we’re also going to talk about The Curse of La Llorona. (Review starts at 30:55)

I normally go through an agonizing process of trying to find something fun, informative, or interesting to write here; not today. I’m on vacation in Belgium right now and have been trying to post this for two days. So in order to meet the required word count I’m just telling you this. This right here. Yup, all these things that I’m saying now are for the word count. Will anyone read it? Probably not, just don’t tell Barkan.

Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you! This here is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 211!

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Happy Cinco de Mayo, pendejos! This is the one time of the year that Jorge reminds us all that he IS in fact Mexican. We’re throwing our kids in the creek and getting stupid as fuck with the newest jump scare extravaganza. Join us, as we cook Trader Joes carne asada, drink craft beer designed to look like Tecate, and listen to Mexican ska. Oh yeah, we’re also going to talk about The Curse of La Llorona. (Review starts at 30:55)

I normally go through an agonizing process of trying to find something fun, informative, or interesting to write here; not today. I’m on vacation in Belgium right now and have been trying to post this for two days. So in order to meet the required word count I’m just telling you this. This right here. Yup, all these things that I’m saying now are for the word count. Will anyone read it? Probably not, just don’t tell Barkan.

Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you! This here is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 211!

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Every year, Matt and Alia come back from the Telluride Horror Show and there always seems to be one movie they absolutely rave about. Some movies, like 2018’s Aterrados, absolutely live up to the hype, while some like 2015’s They Look Like People do not.

Here we are again. Another year has passed, another film fest has come and gone, and this year the adorable duo were singing the The Head Hunter‘s praises from those snowy Telluride mountaintops. (Review starts at 24:42) In fact, Matt was quoted in the films trailer, calling The Head Hunter, “a gut punch of tension, horror, and dread”.

Can the film possibly live up to the massive amounts of praise showered upon it? Or will accounts of the film’s greatness prove to be just a fantasy?

I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom. I am the Who Goes There Podcast, episode 210!

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Welcome, to the first time this year we’ll be squabbling about yet another Stephen King remake! This time around, we’ll be discussing the brand new remake of 1989’s Pet Sematary. If you’ve been a listener of our show for a while now you may have heard our review of Pet Sematary 2. Seeing as how we never reviewed the original, this aught to make up for that, right? (Review starts at 47:27)

In addition to our to our carefully crafted colloquialisms, we also have a rather in depth conversation about why we want another Friday the 13th movie, and why slasher films in general are important. Jorge just doesn’t understand slashers, and we gotta take this little n00b to school.

Guys, it’s ok! He just wants his machete back! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 209!

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Guys, we did it! We managed to wrangle in our dear friend Chris Franco for another episode! When we heard a new Critters TV show was in the works we immediately called Chris. Even better, you can stream Critters: A New Binge in its entirety over on Shudder. (Review starts at 48:00)

To be honest, I’m so happy with how this episode came out. I’ve wanted to get Chris and Rhett into the same room to wax poetic for quite some time. Let me just tell you, they did not disappoint. Sit back, grab your popcorn, and enjoy the insanity!

It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don’t give it any help, it knows too much already. It’s the WHO GOES THERE PODCAST episode 208!

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Whether you love him, or you hate him, there’s no denying that Jordan Peele is currently one of, if not the biggest name in horror cinema. Hot on the heels of his 2017 breakout hit Get Out, Peele is back with his sophomore effort Us. Has Jordan Peele managed to once again capture lightning in a bottle, or has the comedian turned horror director fallen victim to the dreaded sophomore slump? (Review starts at 41:30)

In order to prepare for the filming of Us, Jordan Peele had his stars watch a series of genre defining horror, so that they may fully understand what he expected of them. Likewise, we prepared for this episode, we drank… a lot.

In addition to unleashing our opinions on what many are already calling “the film of the year” we also talk about how much fun you can have by putting things in your butt. If that’s not your cup of tea we also discuss Devil May Cry 5, the newly announced Toxic Avenger remake, the Dark Tower tv show, and the #horror bullshit happening over at Instagram.

But you won’t understand me, you’ll never understand me! You’re too stupid! Quack! Quack! Quack! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 207!

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Boy oh boy, do we have a treat for you nerds! This week we’re joined by the very funny comedian Ryan Shores to discuss the pinnacle of sophistication: the theatre. We’ll discuss how powerful the on stage performance can be, the grace and beauty of the ballet, and timeless works of art. In addition, we’ll also be discussing human dart boards, snuff as entertainment, mouth urinals, and lots and lots of boobs! You might be asking, “how on earth are they able to seamlessly cover such a wide range of topics?” Well, I’ll tell ya, Slappy. It’s all thanks to the cinematic masterpiece that is Blood Sucking Freaks!

Join us, as we bask in the glory of one of my all time favorite Troma releases, and keep someone from flying off the handle.

Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a thousand years – worst death ever. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 206!

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We’ve been doing the Who Goes There Podcast for nearly six years and we are just now covering our first Korean film. This week, our guest this week is the haomie: author, San Diegan, and occasional taco eater Brian Asman. We discuss his new book, I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today, and one of the most bizarre and insanely awesome movies we’ve ever covered in 2016’s The Wailing. (Review starts at 21:20)

We also discuss other ridiculous stuff, including how Matt pisses Jorge off “on purpose”, the movies we’ve recently seen, and we drink pickle juice right in front of Brian’s pickle hating face! What is fuckin wrong with you, Brian?!

You can pick up Brian Asman’s new book I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today on Amazon. The book has time loops, demon summoning homeless, tasty waves, and a giant, menacing, kaiju Kevin Smith. What more do you fuckin want?

In all of my travels, I’ve only ever known a human to be an ocean of shit. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 204!

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Lay down your souls to the gods rock ‘n roll! Heavy metal and horror films go together like peanut butter and bacon (seriously, try it). It seems like it was only a matter of time before we’d eventually see more horror films about heavy metal. Luckily for all of us, the real life events surrounding the bands Mayhem, Burzum and the creation of Norwegian Black Metal were just begging for a big screen adaptation.

Lords of Chaos introduces a world of unfamiliar fans to all of the church burning, knife wielding, corpse painted insanity that was Norway and the metal scene in the early 1990s. An adaptation of the book of the same name, Lords of Chaos claims it is based on “truth, lies, and what really happened”, but how much of this blood soaked tale is fact, and how much is just for show?

Goddamn heads landing on cars while Long Island families are singing ‘Found a Peanut’! They found a peanut, all right, honey. They found a peanut of death! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 204!

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Oodalolly, oodalolly, golly what a day! We’re going to talk about The Gay Agenda! No, I’m not talking about what they’re doing to the soil over at Stuart’s trailer park. We’re joined by Luis, drummer for the San Diego hardcore band The Gay Agenda, to discuss “queer core” and some good, old fashioned, Japanese gore in the form of 1999’s Audition.

Audition has been hailed as a “turning point in Japanese cinema” and is celebrating its twenty year anniversary with the release of a sweet, new 2K restoration. We’re here to answer the REAL questions, folks. Does Audition live up to the hype? Does it still hold up after two decades of infamy? Tune in and find out.

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Your mouth would make an interesting urinal. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 203!

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Art is arguably one of the most powerful forces on Earth. In the right (or wrong) hands art can spark inspiration, bring together a nation, or destroy a regime. However, when art falls into supernatural hands it has the power to kill pretentious yuppies in hilarious ways; enter Velvet Buzzsaw. (Review starts at 28:12)

Velvet Buzzsaw has the unique distinction of being “a horror movie about art, versus an art movie about horror”; boy is it a good thing it is. In addition to our on point critiques of Velvet Buzzsaw we’ll also give you the abridged history of Mormonism, our thoughts on new film The Prodigy, and explore Matt’s “habit forming” Hierophilia.

I’d like to know what you’re doing with all that chicken in your pants. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 202!

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Guys, we’re finally on Spotify! We know, we should have been on there much sooner, but there was some kind of problem with our artwork. The point is, now you can easily access our “quality horror content” without a designated podcast app!

One we hit episode 200 we decided we were going to do less “mainstream new releases” and more of what we actually want to do. With that in mind, if you came here this week looking for Happy Death Day 2U or The Prodigy, sucks for you haomie, you’re getting Piercing! (Review starts at 23:50)

Have you ever had the uncontrollable urge to stab your newborn baby to death with an icepick? Have you decided instead to stab a prostitute to death, only to a wild, romcom of a night with said prostitute? Well, then you might be the inspiration behind the movie Piercing, which is directed by the same guy who did The Eyes of My Mother, and based on the book Piercing, which was written by the guy who wrote Audition. So that’s fun.

I wish there was a very nice woman hiding somewhere. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 201!

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When we started the Who Goes There Podcast in the Spring of 2013 our goal was to introduce people to the insane movies that we love, especially the more obscure films. As of late we have lost our way a bit and fallen into reviewing every Hollywood horror film that is released, regardless of if we even want to watch it. For episode 200, we said, “fuck that noise!”

That’s right, slap nuts! For episode 200 we’re kicking off Februwiener the right way by fluffing ourselves and our egos! This week we’re doing two movies; we’re doing “the ultimate Matt and Jorge movies”! Each of us picked a movie that we feel best captures what we love about horror and we’re cramming it in to one girthy ass…episode.

First we kick things off with 1979’s Alien (Review starts at 31:30), then we get zany as fuck with the 2011 Troma release Father’s Day (Review at 1:01:00)

You want a dick month? We’ll give you dick month! Starting with the Who Goes There Podcast episode 200!

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When we started the Who Goes There Podcast in the Spring of 2013 our goal was to introduce people to the insane movies that we love, especially the more obscure films. As of late we have lost our way a bit and fallen into reviewing every Hollywood horror film that is released, regardless of if we even want to watch it. For episode 200, we said, “fuck that noise!”

That’s right, slap nuts! For episode 200 we’re kicking off Februwiener the right way by fluffing ourselves and our egos! This week we’re doing two movies; we’re doing “the ultimate Matt and Jorge movies”! Each of us picked a movie that we feel best captures what we love about horror and we’re cramming it in to one girthy ass…episode.

First we kick things off with 1979’s Alien (Review starts at 31:30), then we get zany as fuck with the 2011 Troma release Father’s Day (Review at 1:01:00)

You want a dick month? We’ll give you dick month! Starting with the Who Goes There Podcast episode 200!

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In 2017, M. Night Shyamalan shocked the horror universe! When the occasionally-genius-often-terrible director revealed his new film Split, (about a super-human schizophrenic) was in fact a sequel to 2000’s Unbreakable and part of a planned trilogy, fans and haters alike lost their collective minds.

Fast forward two years and the trilogy is now complete, with the release of the third and “final” installment: Glass. In order to tackle a movie of such great importance, we’ve reformed our powerful threesome and brought Chris back to…make sense of Glass. (Review starts at 31:27)

We’ll catch up on all things Chris, and get down to our usual douche baggery; but you love that, you dumb bastard.

Glass Samuel L. Jackson, James McAvoy, and Bruce Willis

Maybe now you’ll take me syrupsly! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 199!

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For the last four years, I’ve greatly looked forward to the the second weekend of October. The second weekend in October is when we drive for 13 hours to get to beautiful Telluride, Colorado to take part in the Telluride Horror Show. Over the last four year we’ve met some awesome people and seen some incredible movies. Hell, we’ve even seen a couple of not so great movies there. Downrange is one of those movies. (Review starts at 26:51)

Join us, as we get irrationally upset at an inexplicably unenjoyable movie. If that isn’t enough to blow your hair back we also give our thoughts on the Resident Evil 2 one-shot demo, and the announcement of a Final Destination reboot. Still not enough? We’ve got advice on how to quickly and easily put your children to sleep using only narcotics and our own versions of the Bird Box challenge.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell! Viva Dick Month! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 198!

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Ladies and gentlemen, we’re wasting no time in 2019, and we’ve got a brand new horror film in theaters. This week we’re twisting the knobs and looking for a way out of 2019’s Escape Room. (Review starts at 33:25)

If being locked in a room with a bunch of people you don’t know isn’t your thing, we’re also opening up on Bird Box and making the choice to discuss Black Mirror: Bandersnatch. Get down on it.

No, don’t mourn him. He was dead long before we ever touched him. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 197.

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For quite a while now we’ve been hearing people say, “Who Goes There Podcast only covers newer movies”. The more aggressive of them will even claim, “Who Goes There Podcast doesn’t like older movies”. Well, today we’re here to put the kabosh on all of this nonsense. This week our very own cinephile android Rhett was given the opportunity to chose his very first movie for the show! Prepare yourselves, for this week we discuss David Cronenberg’s Dead Ringers. (Review starts at 19:32) On a completely unrelated note, Rhett is never allowed to chose a movie again.

And now, this very store here is where Kool, from Kool & the Gang, worked before he exploded unto the disco scene. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 196!

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For weeks now, we’ve all been bombarded with lists of the “best horror movies of 2018”, most written by people who haven’t seen anything other than what Blumhouse released. Fear not, little nerds; the Who Goes There Podcast has finally decided to share OUR best and worst of the year list, the only list that matters.

Join us as we discuss the highs and lows of the horror cinema world in 2018. We will then decide on what the best, and worst film of the year is in a polite, calm, and respectful manner. We know some of you may disagree with our list, but we don’t care, because we’re the ones with the podcast, ya fuckin dorks.

Well listen Mr. Evil, do you have a vote for the top song of the year? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast 2018 Year in Review!

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This Christmas, it’s not just the boys of the NYPD choir who are singing. It seems as though entire cities are breaking into song…as the world ends. This Christmas we’re doing something we’ve never done on the Who Goes There Podcast, we’re covering a musical! This Christmas, I will NOT get drunk and tell my family what I think of them.

Anna and the Apocalypse (review at 21:45) is the brand new zombie/Christmas/musical that has been stealing the hearts and voices of festival goers faster than the Grinch can swipe a roast beast! Have you ever watched Shaun of the Dead and thought, “it’s good, but it could definitely use more singing”? Well, then Anna and the Apocalypse is for you!

Happy Christmas, you arse. I pray god it’s our last. No, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 194!

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Gather ’round, boys and girls and witness a true Christmas miracle! After years of scheduling conflicts we were finally able to get my good buddy Tom Pestock (aka WWE Superstar Baron Corbin) in the studio!

Tom was in town before his huge match at WWE TLC, and he wanted to drink some expensive bourbon, and talk about 2018’s Summer of ’84. (Review starts at 27:00) Somehow, Matt managed to not talk about wrestling, and we get Tom’s thoughts on some recent horror releases, and his ghost hunting show on the WWE Network.

I told you not to go out tonight, didn’t I? Every time you go out, this kind of thing happens. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 193!

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Ho ho ho, haomies! I don’t know about you, but when I think of Christmas, I think of warm pies, twinkling lights, hoodie weather, and Lars Van Trier films. In celebration of the winter solstice, we’re bringing in our good buddy Turk, fresh from his appearance on the latest season of Ink Masters to talk about the feel good movie of the year The House That Jack Built. (Review starts at 21:58)

What? That’s not enough for you? Well, we also get the skinny on some of the behind the scenes fun from Ink Masters, we discuss klan rallies, and how syrup gets made. Wasn’t that nice of us?

I can smell it. My God, I can smell my friend being cooked. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 192!

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Hey, everyone; Chris is back! Our very own King Sam has decreed that for his monthly pick, he has chosen for Chris to return to the show and do an episode that makes him happy. Matt, being the sneaky son-of-a-bitch that he his, told Chris he could pick the film, and then told him this week’s movie is the 2018 cannibal flick The Farm. (Review starts at 28:37)

Come along with us as we catch up on all things Chris. After we get reacquainted we fall right back in to that sweet sweet groove. If you miss Chris as much as we do you’re not going to want to miss this episode.

Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 191!

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Howdy, folks! Welcome again to another wonderfully, wacky episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! Boy, oh boy, have we got a super special episode for you kids this week. This week, we’ve brought along a good buddy to join us in our hilarious hijinks, pro wrestler and comedian Mikey Gordan, aka Dirty Ronald McDonald!

We’ve been waiting quite a long time for this week’s episode, a movie written by the late Gunnar Hansen that set out to feature the largest collection of horror stars in one film, 2018’s Death House (Review starts at 18:49). Is Death House really “The Expendables of horror”? Is it really more bloody than a Dirty Ron steel-cage-death-match? Tune in and find out!

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What’s the threat? We all sell out every day, might as well be on the winning team. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 190!

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Gobble gobble, motherfuckers! Thanksgiving is finally upon us, and before you know it we’ll be recording our best/worst of the year episode. After you finish stuffing your face with your mother’s dry ass bird, and lumpy potatoes, and before you slip into that sweet, sweet food coma, try to take a minute to think about what you’re truly grateful for. Obviously you’re grateful for another stellar episode of the Who Goes There Podcast; maybe you’re also grateful for knowing that when it seems like Hollywood has run out of ideas they can always just make another nazi film, or a zombie film, or in the case of 2018’s Overlord, a nazi zombie film. (Review starts at 20:43)

Side note: Unfortunately I feel the need to state this beforehand, while no one ever refers to the beings in this film as “zombies”, they’re fuckin zombies. Deal with it, dorks. Is it time to review Santa’s Slay again?

This whole FUCKING TOWN is going to die! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 189!

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With the state of horror being what it is in 2018 it feels like half of the movies that are released can be described as “divisive”, especially when it comes to remakes. Here we are again, about to discuss another film that will surely split the horror community right down that center. That’s right, fuckos! This week we’re discussing Luca Guadagnino’s newly released reimagining of Suspiria. (Review starts at 22:30) How does Thom Yorke’s score hold up to the Goblin original? Does it suffer from not having the bright, enchanting colors of the original? Does the extra 60 minute run time add anything at all to the film? Only one way to find out, huh? Well, technically there’s plenty of ways, but you get the idea.

In addition to what is sure to be highly intellectual, well thought out analysis of Suspiria, Rhett walks us through his recent rewatch of the Friday the 13th franchise, and Matt politely explains to him why his favorite in the series is the wrong choice. There can be only one.

Gobble, Gobble, Motherfucker! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 188!

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UPDATE The buzzing that was coming through in the episode has been fixed. Please check out the updated version.

By now we have all heard about the wonderful world of crowd based support in the form of Patreon. In case you were unaware, the Who Goes There Podcasthas a Patreon and it’s full of amazing individuals. Once a month these amazing individuals get to choose a movie for us to tear apart…I mean review. For well over a year now, James Thompson has been trying to get us to do an episode on The Poughkeepsie Tapes. Rejoice, idiots! King Sam has decreed we take a trip back to 2007, the time when torture porn unfortunately met found footage and made movies like the one we’ll be discussing today. (Review starts at 35:00.)

Oh, big deal, kid! So what if you got thrown out of school? I always got thrown out of school. Beginning in kindergarten. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 187!

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Happy Halloween! We totally held back this episode just so we could release it on Halloween! Isn’t that smart and spooky of us? We hope you’ve got your costume, your candy and some time to kill because your favorite idiots are about to discuss 2018’s Halloween! (Review starts at 31:56)

Ever since the announcement of the newest installment in the franchise the horror world has been split right down the middle. While some welcome a fresh perspective on the original, many are fans are upset that their precious franchise has been changed. What did we think? Who fuckin cares?!

This guy’s not gonna leak all over my ice cream, is he? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 186!

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For me, the third week of October is the saddest time of the year because it is the longest amount of time until the next Telluride Horror Show. If you missed the festivities this year you can rest easy because we’ve got you covered! This week we’ve not only got our wrap up for the Telluride Horror Show 2018, but we’re reviewing Terrified (Aterrados) of the movie from the fest that you can stream on Shudder RIGHT NOW! (Review starts at 29:13)

Synopsis: No one can explain what is going on in an ordinary suburban neighborhood in Buenos Aires. Voices are being heard from kitchen sinks. Bodies are levitating. Evil is here. It is up to a doctor, her colleague, and an ex-cop to get to the bottom of this neighborhood nightmare.

We’re trapped in closet on Christmas with Santa trying to murder us. How fucked up is that? Not as fucked up as the Who Goes There Podcast episode 185!

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What’s up, dummies? Sorry for the delay in getting the episode posted, I was busy having fun at the Telluride Horror Show. Don’t worry, I brought you something from my travels. His royal majesty, King Sam, has allowed this weeks movie to be chosen by none other than former King Turk, and Sir Turk does not disappoint.

This week we will be discussing the 2016 Australian film Hounds of Love (review starts at 15:55). This film, as well as the discussion surrounding the film deal heavily with rape, and abuse of women. Just a heads up.

Don’t you think it would be better if you referred to “it” as “him”? No, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 184!

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October is chugging right along; the leaves are changing, pumpkins are popping up on people’s doorsteps, and thousands are lining up at haunted houses around the country to prove they ain’t afraid of no ghosts. Speaking of haunted houses: have y’all seen Hell Fest?! More importantly: should you see Hell Fest? Lucky you, we’re going to tell you exactly what to think! (Review starts at 29:30)

This ain’t no funeral home! It ain’t the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers! Now please enjoy the Who Goes There Podcast episode 183

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It’s finally October! Let’s be honest. Most of us get a little bit excited when the calendar flips over to October; leaves changing, Halloween decorations, pumpkin spice everything, and a shit ton of horror movies on T.V.! For us here at the Who Goes There Podcast, October also means the Telluride Horror Show! We’re starting October off the right way with a Telluride double feature!

First we’re kicking things off with Housewife (review starts at 14:00). Housewife screened at Telluride Horror show in 2017 and is the second film from Baskin director Can Evrenol. Next we’re diving in to Hell House LLC 2: The Abaddon Hotel. (Review starts at 40:00) While HHLLC2 didn’t screen at the festival, it is the sequel to the original Hell House LLC which screened in 2015.

This is life’s ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 182@

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Over this last week the horror community has been talking about two things: The Predator, and Mandy. Well, consider yourself lucky; because we’re going to talk about both! This week the gang’s all here and we’re getting right down to the nitty gritty with a double feature! First, we’ll talk about the blood soaked, acid trip of a second film from Beyond the Black Rainbow director Panos Comatos, Mandy (Review starts at 7:10). Then, as everyone knows, when you’re high you’ve got to come down, and Shane Black’s Predator is a come down, trust. (Review starts at 32:26)

The outside world doesn’t want to hear this kind of bullshit. Just keep it locked away. You’ve already managed that for two thousand years. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 181!

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Our relationship with AMC’s A-List is not off to a great start. Thus far we’ve sat through Slenderman, Happytime Murders, and now we’ve had to overcome the 100 minute long jump scare known as The Nun. On the bright side, the card does sort of make me feel like at least I’m not paying to see these movies. If you happen to be a fan of the episodes where we get really angry, you’ll be pretty happy over the next couple of weeks.

Do you know how many people are together right now making love this very second? I’ll bet they’re also listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 180!

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It’s Back-To-School month here at Dread Central, and as I’m sure you’re aware, the Who Goes There Podcast are all about school spirit! This week, we’re heading back to high school, and back to 1986 to discuss floppy dongs, attempted murder, and cult classic Slaughter High! (Review starts a 32:43).

In addition to our weekly walk through the wacky world of horror, we’re running down our favorite high school horror films, and bringing you some of our own cringe worthy high school stories. Don’t forget to check out Back-to-School month at Dread Central, and let us know your favorite high school horror films in the comments!

It seems there are just some things you can’t do seriously with liberated women; like the Who Goes There Podcast episode 179!

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September is finally here. Across the country kids are heading back to school, it’s still ninety degrees in Southern California, and fall is just around the corner. Right now is the perfect time to go camping before it gets too cold to sleep outside. And if you’re going to go camping, why not pay a bunch of ex cons to chase you through the woods with pointy objects? Surely nothing could go wrong, right?

This week we take a look at the 2018 Shudder exclusive, Ruin Me. (Spoiler free review starts at 28:18, spoilers start at 39:30)

Did ye make some unholy bond with that goat? I did. In return, he gave me the Who Goes There Podcastepisode 178!

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In 1989, a group of adorably murderous puppets were set upon the unsuspecting masses by Charles Band and Full Moon entertainment. Despite being under two feet tall and being fuckin puppets, no one has quite figured out how to dispose of the mischievous marionettes, allowing them to have quite a few adventures over the last 30 years.

After six years of hiding in the shadows, the puppets are back, and surprise, they’re nazis! Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (review starts at 33:35) is the newest installment in the saga of everyone’s favorite psychotic, stringed assassins. If a movie about nazi puppets isn’t crazy enough for you, you’re in luck! This week we’re joined by friend of the show Carlos “Warm Babies” Bielma! Later, things get really silly as Dread Central’s own editor in chief Jonathan Barkan joins in the discussion.

Ah, face mutilated with a meat tenderizer, throat slit, and this one had her ass beat in. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 177!

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Ahoy there, fuckos! We’re back with another rip roaring, humdinger episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! But first we need to go over some background information to bring you up to speed on the Slender Man. In 2009, an internet forum user named Eric Knudsen (also known as “Victor Surge”) created and unleashed the Slender Man upon the masses. Depicted as a thin, unnaturally tall humanoid with a featureless head and face and wearing a black suit, stories of the Slender Man commonly feature him appearing throughout history to stalk, abduct or traumatize people, particularly children.

In 2012 a video game entitled Slender: The Eight Pages was released and scared the piss out of a new group of unsuspecting cowards; and in 2014 art and reality came crashing together as two twelve year old girls stabbed a classmate 19 times in an attempt to join Slender Man’s cult.

Now, in 2018 we have Slender Man, a movie no one wanted, released more than five years after it’s titular character was most relevant (review starts at 30:48). Is Slender Man really as bad as everyone thinks it will be? Is the film nothing more than Sony’s disgusting attempt to make a quick buck off the attempted murder of a child? Tune in to find out!

I love to feel the flames devour the wood. Who says there’s no beauty in destruction? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 176!

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When we first started the Who Goes There Podcast in May 2013, I wanted to inform people of the most vile, grotesque, nigh unwatchable horror films I could find. My goal was to bring the movies that I loved to the attention of an audience who otherwise may not know they exist. Upon the list of films I used to describe my vision, was the Japanese Guinea Pig films; a collection of films so gory, so extreme and unflinching in their portrayal of violence and viscera, actor Charlie Sheen once called the FBI to report the films as actual snuff!

Today is a good day, my friends. Today, we review the third installment of the American counterpart to the original six films. Today, we discuss American Guinea Pig: The Song of Solomon, written and directed by Stephen Biro (review starts at 24:24). As the Catholic Church tries to save an innocent soul from the ravages of satanic possession, wave after wave of holy men are sent to confront the possessed. Featuring real rituals of exorcism, taken from De Exorcismus Et Supplicationibus Quibusdam (the Vatican’s book on exorcisms), and 100% practical effects, American Guinea Pig: The Song of Solomon** just might be the most graphic exorcism film ever made.

Baby’s fat. You fat… fat and juicy. It’s the Who Goes There Podcastepisode 175!

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Rejoice, you plebs! For today is the anniversary of the day the world was gifted with…ME! That’s right, it’s my birthday! So you know what that means? It means the episode is late. Ha! This week we’re discussing 2018’s Ghost Stories, in which Arch skeptic Professor Phillip Goodman embarks upon a terror-filled quest when he stumbles across a long-lost file containing details of three cases of inexplicable ‘hauntings’. Review starts at 32:35.

We’ve been looking forward to reviewing this for quite some time. For a few months now, the movie has only been available on demand, and only on certain cable providers. Now it has finally been released to the rest of us. It kind of felt like getting to watch the dog eat before you, because “the dog didn’t forget to put gas in the car.” I digress.

Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 174!

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Que onda wey?! It’s time for another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast, and we know you’ve got the warm and fuzzies down in your cold and prickly. San Diego Comic Con has officially come and gone and we’re running down all of the horror news from the con that we could be bothered to give a shit about.

If breathing in the funk of unbrushed geek teeth wasn’t enough to get you all sopping wet this week also saw the release of Unfriended: Dark Web and you’d better believe we’re about to have our way with it. If you are a fan of heated conversations, flared tempers and all hell breaking loose, merry fuckin’ Christmas!

Lady, nothing surprises me anymore. We fucked up the air, the water, we fucked up each other. Why don’t we just finish the job by flushing our brains down the toilet? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 173!

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Hear, ye! Hear, ye! By royal proclamation, King Sam has sacrificed his monthly movie pick, so that the foul mouthed female of the Who Goes There Podcast can have her first ever staff pick! Alia definitely wasn’t fucking around and came in with guns blazing with her pick of 1988’s The Blob!

The Blob has been consistently been suggested for review by our Patreon subscribers for as long as we’ve been taking Patreon suggestions. Alia did not take them into consideration what-so-ever, and picked this film for her own selfish reasons; this is why I love her. Is it from outer space? Is it made by the military? Maybe it’s something coughed up after a night of mixing Pepto Bismol with boxed wine. Tune in and find out!

Oh, I expect by now he’s just finishin’ up with her. We’ll just wait here till he gets back. We can listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 172!

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It’s that time of the year again, the time for comic con, and fireworks, bar-b-ques and bonfires. All year long, kids wait in antici…pation for their summer vacation full of video games and sleeping in. All across the country, we rejoice at the extra couple hours of sunlight by hitting the beach and spending time with friends. Summer is a magical time, when it feels like nothing can go wrong; and then there’s another Purge movie. So, here it is. Here’s The First Purge.

Who do you think they are, Neiman Marcus? They don’t take plastic. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 171!

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I am going to go out on a limb and say, I don’t think that Canada gets the credit it so rightly deserves. In addition to serving as a neat hat for the United States, Canada has given us some incredible gifts in the form of political-punk butt-rockers Propagandhi, former WWF women’s champion and current M.I.L.F. Trish Stratus, and fuckin peanut butter! One of the more recent gifts given by our neighbors to the north comes in the form of Wolfcop and the newly released sequel Another Wolfcop.

Another Wolfcop is the continued story of Lou Garou, a deadbeat cop with a severe drinking problem, a massive dong and a love for tatty-bojangles. Oh, right. Lou is also a werewolf. Ride along as Lou teams up with partner Tina and lovable idiot Willie to save their small town from unspeakable evils, and maybe have a beer or two.

Hello… Hello… I’ve got a message for you… and you’re not going to like it. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 170!

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Twenty-one years ago, residents of San Diego, California were shocked to learn that not only did a U.F.O. death cult live in our fair city, but all 39 members of the cult had just commit mass suicide in a mansion right in the heart of town. As San Diego and the rest of the country watched, fascinated as the events of the “largest mass suicide in United States history” unfolded, so to did my infatuation with cults.

This week on the Who Goes There Podcast, we’re joined by Alia and Rhett to discuss 2017’s The Endless. Written and directed by the team behind Spring and Resolution, The Endless is about two brothers who return to the cult they fled from years ago. Only to discover that the group’s beliefs may be more sane than they once thought. Please, you listen.

I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It’s a conspiracy, I know it. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 169!

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I am constantly hearing people say, “I wish I could go back to high school; everything was so great back then.” The truth is, high school was a really shit time! In high school your hormones are out of whack, you hate everyone and everything, especially your parents, you want so bad to fit in, but you decided to take band, and you keep getting awkward boners, and Mr. Bowles makes you play your solo in front of the class. Fuck you, Mr. Bowles! If only we all had the foresight to play around with black magic and could summoned imps to help us with our day to day lives. Enter Pyewacket, a film about a teenage girl who summons an imp to help improve her relationship with her mother.

If teenage witches aren’t your bag, perhaps you’ll enjoy Matt’s story about the time he caused “a volcanic eruption of blood”, or how you can spot a witch using just a bowl of fruit!

Ew, Jerry you distgusting freak, get away from me with all that stuff. What I want is the Who Goes There Podcast episode 168!

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Ahoy there, fuckers! Five years ago today we posted the first ever episode of the Who Goes There Podcast; what a ride it’s been. This week, we thought we’d do something a little special, so we’re releasing a double episode! Well, it’s actually more like an episode and a half. First, King Sam has decreed that we discuss Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste! After we discuss extra-terrestrial anus we dive in to the movie that has all of the interwebs abuzz, Hereditary.

To celebrate our anniversary, we’re joined by the lovely Ms. Alia, and Jorge’s buddy Rhett as we recap the major news out of E3, have some drinks and act like idiots, duh.

When we get out of here, Joel’s going to be carrying his balls home in a knapsack. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 167!

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In the early 2000’s horror fans were blessed with a bevy of bleak, bloody, and bad ass horror films from the land of the baguette. The French Extreme movement brought us modern classics such as Martyrs, Inside, and Frontier(s), then laid in wait until American audiences began to feel safe, before once again dumping buckets of blood onto all of the precious snowflakes. This week, we take a look at Among the Living (26:00); the latest French delicacy from the team behind Inside and Livid.

In the event that our carefully crafted cinematic critiques weren’t enough for you, we’ve jam packed this episode full of extra goodies! We’ll run down the big updates for Friday the 13th: The Game and Dead By Daylight, as well as our initial thoughts on the long awaited Agony. If you prefer a bit of realism in your dread, we also take a look at two new true crimes documentaries on Netflix. Don’t say we never gave ya nothin.

How come Angela gets to talk to the boys all day, and WE have to play volleyball? Because Angela listened to the Who Goes There Podcastepisode 166!

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Author of Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson once said, “You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.” We completely agree, Bill. For this reason, we chose to wait until the last minute to choose this week’s movie, and boy did it get our creative juices flowing! This week, we’re going on a trip with 2018’s Anonymous 616. A group of 4 friends take DMT and one begins to think he’s God; I personally do not see any way that this can go wrong.

In addition to our delicately crafted critiques of modern cinema, Jorge brings you some disturbing dental stories (3:33), and Matt explains one of his greatest fears! We also talk about exactly why we would want to own the stunt cock used in A Serbian Film (23:14). Break/review starts at 40:32.

Hey! Hey, doll face. How about those Mets? How about the Who Goes There Podcast episode 165?!

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Wait no longer, boils and ghouls! Today is the day you’ve been waiting for; today is the day we sink our teeth into 2018’s The Cleanse! What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Cleanse?! Well, neither had we, but horror releases are slim pickings right now, so we take what we can get. At least we can all agree that we’ve been dying to see Johnny Galecki in something other than Big Bang Theory, right? No? Well, fuck. Here’s an episode about his new movie anyway. What are we even doing?

It was crazy of me to think I could help the police, but I’m going to keep researching, keep writing, there are stories that need to be told, so… here’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 164!

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Hey there, jerks! We recorded a totally amazing show for episode 163, full of insightful analysis, well crafted jokes, heart warming moments and even some deep, personal reflection. Unfortunately, we accidentally deleted it, so we’re a little bit late this week, and we’re giving you this episode instead. Joined by our good buddy Mick Shear from the Co-Operatives, we’re giving you all our thoughts and opinions on the newly released rape/revenge film…Revenge. Please, you listen.

And you can tell all your scum friends that things are gonna change in this town. I’m not just another pretty face. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 163!

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Ladies and gentlemen, come closer, gather ’round for his majesty King Sam has made a royal proclamation! By order of the King, episode 162 of the Who Goes There Podcastshall be on the 2017 Chinese horror comedy Mon Mon Mon Monsters! Do you love movies with idiotic teenagers doing mean spirited things? Do you have a bad case of odontophobia? Did you watch the movie Dead Girl and think, “You know, this movie is good, but I just wish there were some fart jokes in it.”? Maybe you just love buckets and bucket of blood? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, this is the show for you!

Respectable young Quaker couple returning from a quiet afternoon of nonviolent sex and listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 162!

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Do you remember that scene in A Clockwork Orange, Alex is strapped to the chair and forced to watch horrifying videos until his spirit is broken? This is essentially how we felt watching Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare. Join us, as we provide a safe space for those who went in to Truth or Dareand managed to come out the other side. We’ll get through this, together. Just remember, it’s not your fault.

It’s just, it’s been a while since someone’s been horribly killed, and it seems like an opportune time for someone to be… well… offed. It’s the Who Goes There Podcastepisode 161!

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Lately, it seems as though comedy actors are cutting their teeth as horror directors and absolutely killing it! This year’s indie horror darling comes in the form of John Krasinki’s A Quiet Place. Chris has been sick as a dog, so the haomie Christine from Horrible Imaginings Film Fest is filling in to discuss whether A Quiet Placeis 2018’s horror heavyweight, or just a lot of noise.

What Bruno took was what changed me; it only amplifies your essence. It simply makes you more of what you already are. It’s the Who Goes There Podcastepisode 160!

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For the last year, Producer Shane has been bugging the shit out of us to give him a “Producer Shane Pick”. After doing everything in our power to get him to forget about “his pick”, Shane got his wish. This week we’re discussing 2004’s Demons at the Door, a movie whose entire soundtrack is provided by none other than the Insane Clown Posse. Yup, it’s gonna be one of those shows!

You think you’ve got what it takes? I’ve been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 159!

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Happy Halloween, dummies! Ok, maybe it’s not actually Halloween, but it’s six months away so it’s technically Half Halloween. To celebrate, our haomie Tittybats has decided we should review WNUF Halloween Special! Do you miss the early 90’s, when people like Ricki Lake and Geraldo Rivera ruled the airwaves? Do you long for the days of recording television on your VCR and fast forwarding through all the terrible commercials? If so, buckle up sweetheart; this one’s for you!

If that wasn’t enough for you, we also compete for the Who Goes There Podcast Overweight Championship by putting our mouths and buttholes to the test with the One Chip Challenge! I know I was supposed to post this yesterday, but it’s Wrestlemania weekend, and wrestling is life.

Any religion without love and compassion is false! It’s a lie! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 158!

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Words can not possibly begin to describe how excited we are to be bringing you episode 157 of the Who Goes There Podcast. Let me just tell you, this is one of the most WTF movies we’ve covered on the show to date. Chosen by the king of our Patreon, this week we’re covering 1991’s Mom, which could best be described as Santa Clarita Retirement Home. Get ready, this episode gets a little wacky.

At the Hungry Heifer, we won’t give you a bum steer. We’ll give you the Who Goes There Podcast episode 157!

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This week on the Who Goes There Podcast we get, “a lil cute” in honor of St Paddy’s Day. Once you disregard the religious aspects, St Paddy’s is a holiday about killing your liver with alcohol. For this reason we decided to do a movie about killing monsters with alcohol, and we even brought in a real life Irishman. Matt’s buddy John flew in from Ireland to drink, teach us all about Irish curse words, and discuss the 2012 Irish horror film Grabbers.

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St Paddy’s Day has come and gone and I’ve been “pissed as a fart” for the last 4 days; so please forgive us for the episode being a little late. Veronica is the newest movie to be “too scary to finish” and we’re taking the piss out of the “based of true events” ghost story.

None of this even matters, because on this episode we finally crowned the first ever Who Goes There champion! Tune in for this historical event!

Now I have another reason to hate Christmas; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 155!

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It’s cold and rainy in San Diego right now, but things are on fire in the newest episode of Who Goes There. This week’s episode was chosen by Patreon haomie Jennifer Barloon. Join us, won’t you, as we take the piss out of the 2015 abomination known as The Lazarus Effect. Let’s hope that unlike Lazarus, this movie stays dead.

We also talk about horror’s big night at the Oscars, our thoughts on 2018’s Mohawk and Universal’s plan to remake the 1996 Mark Whalberg thriller Fear.

Smells like cow crap to me, Dad. No, it’s just the Who Goes There Podcast episode 154!

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Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond our control, there was no episode last week. In an attempt to show you we still love you, this week we’re bring you an extra sweet episode!

Originally we were going to record an episode on Matt’s favorite movie of 2017 Tragedy Girls; so this week we’re doing Tragedy Girls and Cemetery Man! If you’ve never seen Cemetery Man buckle up, because that shit is coocoo bananas. We also play a little game of “Who Ate It”, where we get a last meal and have to guess which serial killer ate it. All of this, the usual elementary school humor you love, and a whole lot more!

Burn in hell for gettin’ free, and burn in hell for showin’ the way! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 153!

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Last week Netflix shocked the world by not only releasing a new trailer for Cloverfield Paradox during the Superbowl, but announcing the film would be available to stream right after the game. In a move no one saw coming, Netflix shook the film industry to it’s very core. A few days later, Netflix quietly released horror festival darling: The Ritual.

Hold on to your Higgs Boson, because this week we’ve got a double header for ya, and we’re not talking about that “world’s largest gummy worm” in your mom’s nightstand. Why was one film marketed during the biggest sporting event of the year, and why was one quietly snuck in like a pinky in your pooper? Tune in a find out!

Meet me at the waterfront after the social for the Who Goes There Podcast episode 152!

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Last episode some listeners were a little disturbed by all of the talk about vomit. This week we’re making vomit fun again, with puppets! Before Peter Jackson was making movies about giant apes and wandering hobbits, he made Meet the Feebles; a movie full of sex, vomit, shit eating, Vietnam flashbacks, and heroin abuse. Oh yeah, and it all revolved around puppets. Did you write a song about your undying love for sodomy? Or, maybe you’re just a panty sniffing pachyderm, who got suckered into making a snuff film? If so, this one’s for you!

We stopped including the actual song in the episode due to copyright issues. So here is the chosen song: Master of Puppets by Metallica.

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We didn’t exactly love the fact that King Sam chose Slaughtered Vomit Dolls for episode 150, but we’re professionals, and the show must go on. This time, rather than pissing and moaning about having to watch such a “film”, we have an in depth conversation about the film, the goings on behind the scenes, what a deplorable piece of shit the director is, and the boundaries of consent.

With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we’re sleeping with you. Don’t wake up. It’s just the Who Goes There Podcast episode 150.

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Oh, boy. Boys and girl, it looks like Nick Cage is starting off 2018 at his most Cagiest. In his first horror film of 2018, Mr. Nicolas CooCoo Coppola dials his insanity meter up to eleven in Brian Taylor’s Mom and Dad. Buckle up, because this movie is non stop chaos from start to finish.

IMDB: A teenage girl and her little brother must survive a wild 24 hours during which a mass hysteria of unknown origins causes parents to turn violently on their own kids.

I think the point is to make us despair. To see ourselves as… animal and ugly. To make us reject the possibility that God could love us. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 149!

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We’ve all heard the old saying, “in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” Well, I’m here to tell you that’s only partially true. It seems there is a third certainty that had been omitted from the original quote, “It is certain, if you enjoy a movie, at some point someone will remake that movie.” Now is the time when one of my favorite movies gets reimagined, “for an American audience”.

In the late 2000’s an explosion of “French extreme” horror films was released. Martyrs and or High Tension can often be found on any number of lists of the “most fucked up horror movies ever”. Unfortunately, the vastly superior Inside is often forgotten (as well as Frontier(s), but that’s a whole ‘nother rant). Now, ten years after it’s initial release, Inside has been Americanized. Don’t worry, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

Mommy says you’re not dead. Is that true? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 148!

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Happy 2018, everyone! January is a time for new beginnings, striving to be the best you possible, and greeting each day with a positive attitude. January also has a history of being the time when movie studios dump the crap films they don’t think will make any money.

This January we’re putting our positive attitude where our mouth is and giving Insidious: The Last Key the benefit of the doubt. But wait; there’s more! As an added bonus, we’re doubling down on good intentions and discussing a second movie! Act now and you’ll also get thoughts and opinions on 1989’s The Church! Don’t delay! Supplies are limited and operators are standing by.

My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. At least I still have the Who Goes There Podcast episode 147!

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2017 is finally behind us and 2018 is already taking it’s toll. What kind of podcast would we be if we didn’t put our feelings about the passing year into list form? A pretty poor excuse for one; that’s what kind! Here it is, our thoughts and opinions on the horror films of 2017.

Join us as we get nice and drunk, then break down our top and bottom five movies of the year. Some are obvious, some took us by surprise, all of them are the right choice. So relax, kick your feet up. Lean back, and just enjoy how right we are, and how wrong everyone else is.

That’s what the plastic’s for, asshole! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 146!

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Ho ho ho, haomies! Christmas is finally upon us, and what do you know; we’re doing another Christmas horror film! Back in the winter of 2013 we recorded an episode on 2010’s Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. In true Who Goes There fashion we got way too drunk and the episode was scrapped. Fast forward to the present and we’re trying it all over again!

We know you’ve been agonizing over when you can get your latest WGT fix. Truth be told, we wanted to swoop in and save Christmas once the high of opening presents was gone.

Why isn’t anybody doing anything to get me out of here? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 145!

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Saddle up, nerds! This week we’re joined by special haomie, Teflon Dave of the horror punk band Horror Section to sink our teeth in to 1999’s cannibal, western: Ravenous.

I would usually attempt to write something witty right here. The problem is I’m tired, hungover, and I have a ton of stuff to do today. Merry Krampus, ya filthy animals!

Who Goes There Podcast episode 143!

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Do you know why Santa Claus can’t have babies? Because he only cums once a year, and that’s down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho, haomies! The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means: Christmas themed horror movies! Fear not, children. This is the only Christmas movie we’ll be covering this year, and it’s a doozy!

We’ve been hearing about Better Watch Out (aka Safe Neighborhood) for quite a while now. How can you not be excited for a movie that’s being called “a horror Home Alone”? Is it really a fun, creative romp in the snow? Is it really a horror movie? What’s REALLY in Santa’s sack? Hit download and find out now!

Oh, why don’t you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it. That’ll give you a charge. So will the Who Goes There Podcast episode 143!

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Are you a new listener and haven’t quite figured out what all the hub bub is about? Are you a long time haomie and have been dying for an absolute shit show episode? Well guess what, nerds! This is the episode you’ve been waiting for!

Our Patreon is on a mission to make us watch the worst movie possible and the haomie Dion is bringing out the big guns with Bedeviled. It’s probably best not to listen at work, because this shit gets wild.

You’re not looking for a job… you’re waiting for the Who Goes There Podcast episode 142

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Alright, jerks! Get those hungry ear holes ready cause Six Demon Gab is back! It’s been a while, so in case you’ve forgotten, Six Demon Gab is an interview driven part of theWho Goes There Podcast.

Chris was lucky enough to sit down and chat with the composer of Trick r’ Treat, Krampus, Monster House, and the new Netflix horror comedy The Babysitter!

Was Doug the nicest guy ever? Does Chris nerd out in a major way? Could you have listened to this interview weeks ago if you were a Patreon subscriber? The answer to all of these questions is AAADOOOOOYYYYY!!!

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Gobble gobble, you turkeys! We’re back with another dose of mediocrity for your ear pussies. This week, we’re taking you on a “punk rock thrill ride”; at least that’s what the poster says. Oh man, remember our old punk rock days of not showering, sticking safety pins through parts of our bodies, holding our hair up with wood glue, and drinking boxed wine until we fell asleep and used the remaining wine in a bag as a pillow? Oh wait, 68 Kill is about a guy with no self esteem dating a crazy stripper who could kill him at any moment? Well, shit. We’re gonna do it anyway.

It’s just, it’s been a while since someone’s been horribly killed, and it seems like an opportune time for someone to be… well… offed. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 141!

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Ahoy there, fuckos! This week’s episode is brought to you by none other than Chris Franco! That’s right, it’s a Chris pick! So you know what that means, we’re cranking the cheese factor up to eleven! This week we’ve got $5 Furlongs, naked women with dog heads, and accents that are more forced than a Bill Cosby sexual encounter! That’s right, we watched Pet Sematary 2 so you don’t have to!

Ever wonder which of us knows more lyrics to Ice, Ice, Baby? Well, Patreon found out, but perhaps there’s more singing in the actual episode. Download to find out!

Sometimes, dumb is better. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 140!

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Rejoice, fellow nerds! The time has finally come to travel back to Hawkins,to hang out with Dustin, Hopper, Eleven and the rest of the gang, for Stranger Things Season 2.

Fair warning, if you have not yet seen the second season, we will go deep into spoiler territory. Did the second season live up to the hype? Does Nancy make a pouty face like a petulant child every time she’s on screen? Does Hopper make panties moist and nipples hard, simply by uttering two words? Do we pick on Matt until he throws a hissy fit? Tune in to find out!

And when the sun went down… there was an eery, ghostly appearance to this town. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 139!

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Australia has been cranking out some great horror films in the last decade, and it should come as no surprise. It makes sense that those wacky Aussies would know good horror; after all, the live in a country where every single thing, living or not, wants to kill you.

This week we’re throwing shrimp on the barbie, lookin up your bum, and other stereotypical things as we discuss 2008’s Eden Lake. This was an audio only episode, so needless to say, things get a little goofy.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 138!

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Yo, my bad. I was so busy lighting bags of dog shit on fire that I completely forgot that you goofs want an episode this week. Hope you’re not too sore with us, because this one is a good one. This weeks episode is a humdinger brought to you by our Patreon haomie, James Thompson. James thought it would be quite the good time if we reviewed House 2 for all of you guys. Spoiler alert, two of us had a blast, muahahahaha!

You filthy pig! You and that WHORE! You both belong in the snares of the devil! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 137!

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For the last eight years, darkness has descended on the quiet mountain town of Telluride, Colorado. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: “The second weekend of October is my favorite weekend of the year.” This is the weekend of the Telluride Horror Show! Set against a gorgeous backdrop of tree lined, snow covered mountain tops, the Telluride Horror Show has quickly cemented itself as one of the countries best horror film festivals.

Alia and I were once again lucky enough to be invited to join in the festivities, and this years event was even better than the last! Unfortunately we forgot a very important piece of recording equipment back in San Diego, and we had to make the best of what we had. Fair warning, the audio quality is fine, just not up to the normal Who Goes There Podcast standards. Join us, as we recap the films we saw, those we loved, one we didn’t, and declare our without-a-doubt “best of show.”

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October is finally upon us, and it’s my favorite time of the year; time for the Telluride Horror Show! A weekend jam packed full of horror films, awesome people, beautiful landscapes and strong drinks. It seems only fitting that while I spend 12 hours a day in a movie theater, we take a look back at the film that was the “super secret matinee” at last years Telluride Horror Show. Vegetarians rejoice, this week we’re discussing the vegetarian-cannibal, coming-of-age story: RAW.

Be forewarned, this is one of those, “it’s so disturbing people had to get medical attention during the screening” type movies. Do with that what you will, I have a few hours to try to sleep before the next movie.

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In the four years we have been doing this show we have only had a handful of episodes that were so disastrous, they needed to be locked away, never to see the light of day. On even more rare occasions, we re-record said episode for all of you fine folks. This, is one of those episodes.

You know that old saying, “it’s the quiet ones you need to watch out for”? Well that goes for the shit show episode, AND this week’s movie, the overly polite, home invasion thriller Funny Games! We’ll also get some thoughts on Cult of Chucky, the new, insanely difficult game: Cuphead and someone wants to shave the Swedish guy. Oh boy.

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I’m going to do something now they used to do in Vietnam. It’s called making a head on a stick. I call it the Who Goes There Podcast episode 134!

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We’re hoping into the way-back machine to the year 1995; a simpler time when Jim Carrey would use his butt to talk, and people listened to “alternative” music. While we were nerding out over News Radio and Mr. Show, the rest of the country was falling in love with Brad Pitt. In 1995, Brad Pitt teamed up with David Fincher and Morgan Freeman to make Se7en; a movie about bad things happening to bad people, because God.

Join us, we’re gonna find out what sin we would be killed for, and how we’d be done in; it’s gonna be a hoot! Plus, we’re testing out Jorge’s theory that “everything from the 90’s is amazing!”

If you ain’t gonna do me right, I might just do you in, ain’t that a sin? No, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 133!

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By now I’m sure you’ve all heard about how “divisive” Darren Aronofsky’s mother! is. Many people are calling mother! the best film of the year, while many others have deemed it “the worst movie of all time. Well, who cares what anyone else thinks, here’s what WE think! As if our sage words weren’t enough, Alia makes a special appearance, so there’s almost certainly talk about dicks at some point.

Also, we’re well aware that this episode is late. In case you didn’t know, hockey has started so there.

If this is as exciting as it gets, we’re in big trouble, dude. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 132!

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The time, is finally upon us. After what feels like an eternity of waiting, and the laughably bad adaptations of the Dark Tower, and The Mist tv series, we finally get what we’ve all been waiting for; we finally get…IT!

Join us, as we get swept away (see what I did there?) in trying to figure out if 2017’s IT did justice to the original. But wait, there’s more! Download now, and you’ll also get to hear who we think should play the kids as grown ups, how to milk a shark franchise, and what Chris thought of American Horror Story: Cult.

So there ya have it. Wax up your paper boat, put on your goulashes, and run headfirst into a new episode of awesomeness. Don’t worry, we don’t float down here. We’re too fat.

We recommend that until we can get to you, you stand on your heads, with your thumbs up; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 131!

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Buckle up, kiddos! This week, we’re going on a little trip down under; so grab your sunscreen and a baseball bat, because everything wants to kill you in Australia! We’re coming at you with another of our now infamous Patreon picks, and this go ’round the haomies wanted us to review 2017’s Killing Ground.

“Sam and Ian take off on what they believe will be a peaceful camping trip. Their break turns into a battle for survival when they discover a bloody toddler wandering around in the bush and find that an incredibly disturbing crime has been committed.”

Join us as we ponder some of life’s most perplexing questions. For example: is there really a difference between Australians and the folks from New Zealand? Are acts of violence and just as offensive if they happen offscreen, or is it worse because your mind connects the dots for you? If you spike an infant in the end zone, does that count as excessive celebration?

You haven’t changed, I see. You’ve always loved violence. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 130!

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Last week on facebook, we posted an article about Jeepers Creepers 3 being almost finished and the response was divided to say the least. While some expressed excitement at the continuation of the franchise, others called for a boycott of the film due to a 1988 conviction of the films director Victor Salva. Salva was convicted of sexual misconduct with an underaged boy and served 15 months in prison. hnn9q2xi

With the release of Jeepers Creepers 3 on the horizon, the debate has resurfaced: should art be allowed to stand on it’s own, regardless of who created it, or should the director and his films be boycotted because of something done 30 years ago? Tune in as we argue about it, and try to decide whether or not Jeepers Creepers is even good enough to want to see.

You little turds are gonna learn you can’t run from the ice cream man! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 129!

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We here at the Who Goes There Podcast love a good indie horror flick. This year alone we’ve covered some great independent films like Kuso, A Dark Song, and We Are The Flesh. However, for every diamond-in-the-rough indie film, there must be a major motion picture release that is being regurgitated for the tenth time. This bring us to present day, and the newest pile of major studio vomit is Annabelle: Creation.

Everyone is talking about Annabelle: Creation. “Is it scary?” “Is it good?” “I bet it’s filled with jump scares.” “What is this stupid doll movie? Dolls aren’t scary!” Fear not my chubby little bunnies for we are here to answer all your questions and more! Why? Because we’re highly trained professionals, you sadists love when we watch films we’re probably going to hate, and we’re masochistic enough not to care,

Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid head. Drink from his cup; pledge yourselves. And together, we’ll all freak out. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 128!

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Ready up, nerds! We’re dusting off the way back machine and going all the way back to 1986! That’s right, it’s another Chris pick, so you can bet your ding-dongs and hoo-has that we’ll be talking about monsters, snappy one-liners, and everything will be covered in a thick layer of cheese! Prepare yourself, for Night of the Creeps!

Did we forget to mention that it’s Matt’s birthday?! That’s right; our lovable idiot managed to not die for another year. Does Matt have what it takes to make it another year? Probably not, as he literally almost died during this episode!

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What happens when you take one part eccentric rapper, dose him with enough acid to kill an elephant, then give him a camera and tell him to “really take it there”? You get 2017’s Kuso, that’s what happens.

Brought to you from the mind(?) of eccentric rapper Flying Lotus, this directorial debut is definitely one of the most disgusting movies we’ve covered on the Who Goes There Podcast. Join us on a magical journey as we discuss the line between art and insanity. In this episode we also take a look at the first official IT trailer, give our thoughts on the new run-your-own-cult game The Shrouded Isle, and for the second week in a row, we discuss genital mutilation; it’s what we do.

It’s always the same and it’s always different. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 126!

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It’s hotter than two goats in a pepper patch here in San Diego, and things get heated on this week’s episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. Tensions are high as we embark on yet another one of our now infamous Patreon episodes. This month’s pick is brought to us by the long time haomie Jennifer Barloon. Jennifer decoded there was no better way to combine Matt’s love of Katherine Isabelle, and Jorge’s love of the Soska sisters than to have the gang review 2012’s American Mary.

Join us, as we take a look at some of the trailers and big announcements to come out of Comic Con 2017, including Stranger Things Season 2, and American Horror Story: Cult. In addition, Matt regales us with his account of Comic Con, the celebrity he spent the weekend stalking, and what the official scent of Comic Con is.

I’m the poison. I designed the outer shell. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 125!

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When we first started this show, Matt had intended for the show to be a platform to introduce people to the really depraved horror films they had most likely never heard of. While we may have shifted the focus of the show to a slightly more digestible format, Matt and our pal Danny are constantly trying to sneak one of these films into the Who Goes There review schedule; this is one of those episodes.

Be forewarned, some of you delicate types may be “triggered” by some of the content of this week’s discussion. This film is obscenity in a nutshell. This little piece of cinema has enough nudity, blood, guts, fecal material, assault, abuse, and murder to make almost anyone feel like they need a scalding hot shower. Is this film a despicable piece of trash that should never see the light of day? Or is it possible that this blood soaked 71 minutes could be an important piece of horror history? This, is August Underground.

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Boys and girls, the time has finally come! The long awaited Castlevania anime adaptation has finally hit Netflix! As long time fans of the video game series we are pleased as punch to see the Belmonts kicking undead ass!

This week we recorded live at Thr3e Punk Ales Brewery in Chula Vista, and due to an unforeseen scheduling conflict Chris had to miss the show, but fear not! Filling in this week we’re joined again by Steve Garcia from Thr3e Punk Ales, and the always wonderful and greatly missed Alia sat in for the first time in forever! This is a shorter episode, where we barely talk about anything other than licking our own assholes, literally.

The ice cream is gonna be flyin’ fast and furious. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 123!

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I am not being the slightest bit sarcastic when I say, “this episode made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside”. This week we’re joined by the haomie Steve Garcia, founder of Thr3e Punk Ales Brewing, to see what happens when three people, force their way into a house, stop being nice, and start being morons. Hold on to your hats, dummies. This shit is about to get wild.

We’re pounding cheap beers out of paper bags and discussing 2017’s Darkness Rising. If the term “Gallows mad” means anything to you, you don’t want to miss this episode. Things get heated as we dissect a movie that is as clumsy your first sexual encounter.

Bad luck isn’t brought by broken mirrors, but by the Who Goes There Podcast episode 122!

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You know what? We love you guys. We love you so much that we decided to do back-to-back Patreon picks! This week we’re going all the way across the pond to merry ‘ole England to battle some big, alien, gorilla, wolf mother fuckers! That’s right, dummies! This week we’re doing 2011’s Attack The Block!

Jorge has been championing this movie for what seems like an eternity, and it’s finally time to sink our glowing teeth into what some would call, “a modern classic”. We also discuss what our method for murder would be if we were slashers, a new video game inspired by The Thing, death by whipped cream, and we get some Sloppy Seconds on The Thing From Uranus.

Keep your shirt on, asshole. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 121!

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Buckle up, dummies! We’re about to talk real smart about a real dumb movie! Why are these Patreon picks such volatile powder kegs?! For this month’s episode, the haomie Rob Dilauro was gracious enough to choose the delightful, jungle romp that is 1987’s Predator.

In what may be one of the biggest shit shows we’re capable of producing, we inject testosterone into our eyeballs and still couldn’t come up with 2% of the dick swinging, chaw chewing, bicep flexing, machismo madness that is Predator.

Well, these are real good. Your mama’s gonna like those. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 120!

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By now we’ve all heard the buzzing around A24’s newest release It Comes At Night. Some are calling it, “brilliant, a masterpiece, a tense, edge of your seat thriller.” Others think the film “is a giant piece of shit”. Our question is: Por que no los dos?

Join us, as we decide whether this movie was so brilliantly constructed, that its plot went over many viewers heads. Or perhaps the film makers were so far up their own ass they were eating last nights dinner again. After all, we are the only option in the world of cinema that matters. Right?

No one is as dumb as I appear to be. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 119!

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It’s time for a trip down memory lane. This year we travel all the way back to a more simple time; a time which saw the introduction of the iPhone, Brittney Spear’s not so slow descent into madness, and two friends teaming up to have the best summer ever by reviving a lost cornerstone of horror cinema. The year was 2007, and this, was the summer of Grindhouse.

Join us, won’t you? As we put thermometers in strange places and squee with glee over the zit popping, zombie killing, wheelin’, dealin’, helicopter stealin’, machine gun for a leg, bat shit insanity that is Planet Terror!

Let’s carve a scary face this time! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 118!

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It’s that time again. The time of the month when we suffer for our art by letting our Patreon haomies decide which movie we watch.

If you’ve listened to one of our Patreon episodes before you know that the rage and comedy levels are immeasurable. This month is no exception, as the haomie, The Mighty Griff, decided to make us sit through 2005’s Feed. Unfortunately Griff is currently in the hospital; we wish him the best. This one is for you, haomie.

Australia, huh? Is that near Japan? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 117, and we all love life.

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Hear ye! Hear ye! Step right up and feast your aural skin flaps on episode 116 of the Who Goes There Podcast! This stunning episode on 201666’s Don’t Kill It is chock full of three part harmonies, alcohol abuse, Alien apprehension, flippant fuck flinging, the sounds of Susperia, and your daily dose of Dolph.

Dolph Lundgren plays a grizzled demon hunter who, through a string of bizarre murders, tracks an ancient demon to a sleepy mountain town. The Swedish Dong Hammer then proceeds to fuck everything warm and wet, all while carrying a big ass net. Yeah, buddy.

She thinks fellatio is a character in Shakespeare. It’s actually the Who Goes There Podcast episode 116, and “We don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence.”

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Guys, I’m kind of worried that we may be…maturing. For the last four weeks we’ve had very serious conversations about very serious movies, and this week the movie is in Spanish. What the actual fuck?

In a last minute decision, (maybe we’re not maturing after all) we chose to do the 2016, Shudder exclusive We Are The Flesh. Without giving too much away, we had no idea that we were in for an unnerving, hyper sexual, mind fuck of a journey.

In addition to, whatever this film was, we talk about bloodshed at the ballpark, nightmares of the minuscule variety, penises, vaginas, and all that kinda thing.

I can’t come. I can’t come! You’re interrupting my concentration! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 115!

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We’ve really been hitting it out of the park lately with our live Facebook broadcasts, haven’t we? On a brighter note, at least the podcast itself is still top shelf entertainment.

Before doing this episode I hadn’t heard anything about 2016’s Irish incarnation flick A Dark Song; no trailers, no reviews, nothing. Now people are talking about A Dark Song being among the best films of 2017. What?!

“A grieving woman seeks the aid of an occultist in preparing for an ancient ritual.” That is all the plot synopsis says. Best movie of the year? We’ll see about that!

You mean all this time, we could have been friends? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 114!

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We’ve all heard about it. We’ve all heard about what happens. We’ve all said “I don’t ever want to watch that!” Well, luckily not everyone who has Patreon haomies who can make them watch it. We’re talking about A Serbian Film.

The Patreon haomie, Jim “Little” Turk thought it would be funny to get us to sit through A Serbian Film, and for as bad as this movie’s reputation is, we feel like it sparked one of the best conversations we’ve had to date. This movie and this episode deal with some pretty intense content. You’ve been warned.

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 113!

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Does anyone older than 25 remember, in the early 90’s Fox was overrun by shows about aliens? It seemed like Fox just decided it wasn’t enough for everyone to simply “believe”; they wanted you to believe these skinny grey bastards were right outside your door!

Well, sometimes a child will watch to much of these shows and grow into a full blown nerd, much like our dear Jorge. Well Jorge has put his stubby little sci-fi cock into our hot horror pussy and we gave birth to a review on Fire in the Sky, a UFO abduction movie “based on actual events”. Right…

I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 112!

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The time is finally upon us! No, not your moms $1.50 handjob special; The Void is out! We’ve been looking forward to this movie for quite a while! I mean, how can you not get excited for a movie that boasts “Like Stranger Things got drunk and made out with Event Horizon”?!

On the other hand, from the jump this movie has made a lot of bold claims, and has a lot of hype around it, and you know how we feel about hype. Does this movie live up to it? Do we make Producer Shane cry? Does Jorge think “the void” is in reference to where his hair used to be?

I am not a cynic, Frank! I like to think of myself as a nasty bitch; It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 111!

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In an attempt to keep things exciting, we’ve been doing a lot to avoid trailers here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Recently we all saw a trailer for a film called The Devil’s Candy and thought, “That looks bad ass! We should do an episode!” and here we are.

It seems like a safe bet, right? I mean, the devil must have some killer candy if he’s able to lure the likes of J.F.K., Emmanuel Lewis, and Lawrence Welk down there. Well fuckos, we watched The Devil’s Candy while doing the devil’s dandruff. Buckle up.

I am going to be miserable here. There’s no swimming pool, there’s no shopping malls, there’s no cable. Bet you don’t even have a TV. This sure ain’t Beverly Hills; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 110!

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Admit it. We’ve all fantasized about offing a coworker or two. You know, give James from accounts payable an extra hard “pat on the back” at the top of the staircase? James is a dick. But most of us are smart enough not to do such a thing, because murder is bad. That doesn’t mean Hollywood can’t make a movie about how awesome it would be if we did!

In case you didn’t know, The Belko Experiment is about being “forced” to kill your coworkers. Is it as gross as Julie from the fourth floor choking down her sixth piece of fried chicken? Is it as funny as watching David from human resources drowning is his own blood? Is Matt losing his hair? Find out all this and more!

Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 109!

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You know the strange relationship you have with your parents? You really do love them, but sometimes you just like to fuck with them because they get so worked up? I think our Patreon subscribers want to have that kind of relationship with us. We’re sure they mean well, but those guys pick some real…interesting films for us to review.

This month’s Patreon pick comes from the twisted mind of haomie: James Thompson. James thought it would be awesome if we reviewed 1994’s Death Machine; at least one of us thought it would be awesome.

You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That’s a good way to blow your balls off! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 108!

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You know what’s better than talking horror movies with your buddies? When a childhood friend joins in on the fun. That’s right, fuckos! The haomie Dimes (Ryan Reidy) from death metal band Condemned is in the house to suck peach flavored robot dick, and talk about Condemneds new album, His Divine Shadow!

We wanted to do an animated movie for once, and when our first choice turned out to be a dud, we took a trip down memory lane with Vampire Hunter D! Join us while we flip flop on our beliefs, make fun of each other, rest on our laurels, and Dimes chimes in every now and again to remind us the Ninja Scroll was better.

I’ll fuckin’ finish you off faster than a fuckin’ birthday cake at a fat chick’s fuckin’ birthday party! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast, episode 107!

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Que the confetti and streamers (clown cum?) episode 106 is here! We just chose a random movie off of horror streaming site Shudder, and that’s how we chose this episode, that’s it. Thank you lord baby Jesus, 8lb 4oz for we had a ton of fun with this episode!

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “man, I really wish someone would remake the Thing, but remove all the tension, use not as sweet of a monster, take out Kurt Russell, and stage it at a gas station.”? First, you’re wrong. Secondly, they did, dummy! Well, kind of. We’re discussing 2008’s shape shifting creature feature Splinter! How many penis jokes do we make in this episode? Probably a lot.

BEDELIA, YOU BITCH! What do you think I’ve got you here for? You’re just like all the others – you’re nothing but a bunch of VULTURES!It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 106!

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Oh boy. Don’t you just love when a movie comes along that blows everyone away? Isn’t it a wonderful occurrence when the entirety of humanity can join together and sing the praises of a masterpiece? Well this ain’t no fuckin fairytale, and as long as the Who Goes There Podcast is around, “everyone” loving a movie is an impossibility!

Yeah. Fuck what you like. We’re catching a fade with the #haomie Mick Shear to sink our teeth in critical fap fodder: Get Out. What did the fellas think of Jordan Peele’s feature film directorial debut? What is Amazon doing to independent horror? What happened to Baby Jane?

I’m making a turtleneck for my turtle; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 105!

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It’s all for you, Dion! It’s all for you! This week’s movie was chosen by Patreon haomie, Dion Collins; a good kid, with clearly great taste in podcasts. If you would like a chance to pick which movie we review, become a subscriber at Patreon.com/whogoestherepodcast!

Ever wonder which who would win in a fight between the Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster? Have you ever wanted to see a witch do a dropkick? Do you miss Jimmy Hart obnoxiously yelling while the voice of god does Mortal Kombat style voiceovers? No? Oh…well then you probably would like Monster Brawl. But you should download the episode anyway.

No, no, no, no. This isn’t right. This is nothing. This is shit! Where’s the impact? It’s just a goddamn Buffalo, it’s just the goddamn Who Goes There Podcast episode 104!

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We’re a big bunch of softies here at the Who Goes There Podcast. We love our haomies, we love puppies, and cuddles and walks down memory lane. We also like a pinky in the ole’ fudge factory on occasion, but that’s irrelevant.

We’re taking one of those walks down memory lane with one of our good haomies ScarecrowOven to circle jerk all over 1987’s “mysterious hole in the backyard” flick The Gate! In addition, Jason’s out, Michael and Kenny are fuckin in! Waxworks wakes the beast, Fango folds, and fat folk make fabulous fucks! What?

Well John it’s been fun but I got to go. I have a date with a 6 year old boy and you have a date with death! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 103!

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When we started this show 4 years ago, I never imagined we’d be covering and M. Night Shamalanarnia movie, and yet here we are. However, unlike most M. Night movies, the trailers looked quite good, and the early reviews were very positive, how’s that for a twist?!

We’re letting our inner assholes take the light; to see if Split is as good as everyone thinks it is. We also discuss some very exciting announcements in the word of horror TV, Jason getting slashed from Paramount’s release schedule, the newest fad diet from Netflix, and so much more!

Say uncle! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say uncle! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 102!

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This episode is a prime example of why you should be a Patreon subscriber. Our subscribers get the opportunity to pick the movie we review, and this is our first viewer pick!

The #haomie Tittybats thought it would be fun is we reviews a documentary about the dirtiest, most disease ridden filth on the planet. No, we’re not talking about Juggalos, we’re talking about Rats! We’ve heard a lot of buzz about how this new documentary from Morgan Spurlock plays out like a horror film. We’ll see about that; oh we’ll fuckin see!

Hey, you try making love to a complete stranger in a hostile, mutant environment, see how you like it.

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Well, here it is! Episode 100! After 4 years of blood, sweat and tears, this is all we have to show for it. Neat-o.

We know, we know. We missed last week, and this episode is late, our server got attacked, preventing us from posting until it was fixed. But uhhh…this is a pretty good episode here, so like, be grateful, fucknuts. We look back at some of our favorite episodes, guests, bits, etc. Matt regales us with tales from the far east, then, oh boy. Then we start talking about The Bye Bye Man. The term “Gallows mad” gets thrown around, Matt laughs, Jorge cries, Chris pleasures himself; what, did you think we’d be doing something special? Ha!

Without memory, there can be no retribution; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 100!!!

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This is normally the part of the episode where I try to write something funny, or clever, or dickish. Well, I just spent the night sleeping in a bar in Osaka because I missed the last train home. So forgive me if I just don’t fuckin care.

That being said, we recorded our year in review episode during our New Years party. Needless to say, we got really drunk. Joined by Miguel Rodriguez of the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest we go over the best, and worst of 2016. Don’t say we never gave ya nothin.

If it bleeds, we can fuck it! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 99!

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If you thought you knew the depths of human intellect before this episode, you’re wrong. If you never felt like you have been challenged mentally, you’re about to be.

When the guy who hired you has to leave the room because he’s laughing so hard he can’t breathe and he doesn’t want it to pick up on the recording, you know you’ve got something special. This must be Prayer of the Rollerboys because we’re doing The Mist (2007).

Your mouth would make an interesting urinal; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 98!

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“Oh great, 3 white guys talking about the autopsy of a woman. Lame.” This fan review of episode 97 as we streamed live on Facebook tells you EXACTLY what to expect from this episode. Our (Mexican) haomie Carlos “Warm Babies” Bielma is playing the role of white guy number 3 as we discuss 2016’s The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

Then we do the usual, beer, blood, boobs, vidja games. Get on it.

With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we’re sleeping with you. Don’t wake up. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 97!

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Where the hoes is?! It’s Christmas time and we’ve got quite the package for you. We’re coming down the chimney to give you the gift of greatness! We hope you’ve got a nice big stocking because we’re stuffing it with subreddits you didn’t know you wanted, the new feminist fight against “Scream Queens”, the creepy tones of The Thing, and the haomie Carlos “Warm Babies” Bielma joins us to talk 1974’s Black Christmas.

Don’t use that political language shit with me, it’s Christmas so wish me merry Christmas! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 96!

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Did anyone see that Adam Wingard told us to “suck it” on Twitter? That’s amazing. It’s also interesting that his tweets are as well thought out as his movies. Speaking of Adam Wingard; remember when he had a short in VHS 2? Remember how there was a VHS 1 and it had that short with the girl who likes things and flies and shit? Yeah, they turned that ten minute short into a movie; they named it SiREN. You know who saw SiREN? Us! You know who has thoughts and opinions on SiREN? Us! You know who saw Blair Witch for free and still thinks Adam Wingard owes us each twelve bucks? Us!

Now I have another reason to hate Christmas; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 95!

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He’s back! After a few weeks away doing Missionary work in Guatemala, Chris Franco is back on the Who Goes There Podcast! Boy, did we have a fun time!

We talk buttplugs, Gremlins, and what you’re allowed to call Snake Plisken. We then unknowingly shit on the movie we’re doing next (without having seen it), talk about how Japan has made chowda spooky again, Matt tries to make it through an entire episode without cussing, and we also have a wicked case of the giggles. Oh yeah, then we get rad with a 2016 flick that wears its 80’s influence on it’s sleeve, Beyond the Gates!

Send anyone, just don’t send anyone you want back. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 94!

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Well, Matt’s drunk. It’s been a while, but he’s pretty damn drunk. So be forewarned this episode is going to be kinda all over the place, and he’s gonna say “dawg” a lot.

We’re joined by DreadCentral colleague Ted, and WWE Superstar Sheamus (the haomie Joe) to talk about 2016’s The Monster. A tale of a mother and daughter on a statewide drive, and the only thing to listen to is 14 hours of Radio Disney!

We also talk Alien, Predator (not together), test out a new card game, have our first ever Who Goes There Lightning Round (what could this be?!) and…hillarity ensues?

Welcome to primetime, bitch! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 93!

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Amigo the Devil was supposed to be on this week’s episode. However, due to an last minute change in plans the show had to go on without him. The good news is, we kept his film choice, and Amigo film choices are always batshit crazy!

We’re joined by curator and host of the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest, and Dread Central colleague Miguel Rodriguez to discuss German….splatter(?) film Dard Divorce.

We also go shroomin’ through Skull Island, give some holiday horror suggestions, Victor Crowley slashfic, the glory of the 90’s, the way we’re able to “suck dick collectively” and all of our impressions eventually become Toki from Dethklok.

I’m not a baller, but I’ll make it rain between your legs; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 92!

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If you’re looking for a safe space, you’ve come to the wrong place! We’re taking souls and plugging holes on a new episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. This week we’re joined by buddy Brandon “it’s pretty good” Loder, and walking adrenal gland, XestebanX for a little trip down memory lane.

This week we’re finally getting around to talking about the 2013 Evil Dead reboot, the plight of the modern straight edge, snowman rape, a special giveaway courtesy of the haomie Scarecrowoven, the launch of our new Patreon, Jorge comes to grips with his constantly changing body, and we listen to a brand new track from the incredible band Hours.

Brace yourselves, next week, we lock our kids down in the basement, and burn their dreams straight to the ground. (That’s a teaser). It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 91!

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Trump is President. This can only mean one thing: grab two of each animal and head for the border because the end is nigh.

This week, our buddy and Dread Central cohort Ted joins us to talk about how kids make him Twitchy, Christmas comes early for Jorge, we see things no-one else can see, and talk about Hell House LLC. I saw this last year at Telluride Horror Show and have been waiting for it’s release ever since. Did it hold up? Did Jorge hate it? Is Pan’s Labyrinth boring? Download the episode to find out!

Oh, yeah. Weed is legal in California, and we’re a lot more funny if you’re high. Sooo….

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 90!

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This week, on a very special episode of the Who Goes There Podcast, the universe shined one giant sunbeam on our collective ass. We’re joined by our favorite foul mouth, Lauren Ashley Carter (Jug Face, The Mind’s Eye, Darling).

If you’ve ever heard a “Lauren episode” before, you know there’s never a dull moment, and this time is no exception! We’ve got man hands, Junco Jeans, blow up dolls, greasy orgies, shunting, Oedipus complexes, and then we talk about 1989’s Society.

What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 89!

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Despite the insane week we’ve had, the episode came out on time! While we were getting ready to record this episode, we got to meet our neighbor at the studio. This awesome gentlemen brought us to his distillery and got us trashed off of various liquors straight out of the barrel! Be forewarned, this episode is a little goofy.

We talk about the season premier of The Walking Dead, pig fucking, and the spawn of Kurt Russell. We’ve also got news on an exclusive line of Funko horror toys, our new partnership with Pizza Port Brewing, snowman rape, the origin of evil, and Jorge and Bones tell us how they don’t have fun on Halloween.

Oh, yeah….after weeks of suggesting, we finally listened to Jorge and watched the British, sci-fi anthology Black Mirror, so that’s what we’re talking about, Black Mirror. If you let her escape, or allow them to get to her before you do, I’ll make you wish you could die. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 88!

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It’s been awhile since we’ve been this… delirious? We sat around getting angsty and antsy for almost two hours before recording, and it turned out hilarious. Why, you ask? This shit right here, dawg… this is our first fuckin’ video episode!

Well, technically, this is the audio version, but soon after you read this, you should be able to watch us onscreen in our brand new Dread Central studio (check the Dread Central YouTube page).

We’ve got video game news on Dead by Daylight, Halloween, and Friday the 13th; Chris and Jorge wear matching t-shirts on our first ever video episode; and some of us have HATE for the 2016 Satan-co-starring, air guitar-playing in the woods, Doritos-eating The Alchemist Cookbook. Yeah, Alchemist, not Alchemist’s.

If you have any Oedipal fantasies you’d like to indulge in, Billy, now’s the time! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast Episode 87!

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Boys become men, men become wolves. We become drunk and talk about horror movies! Such is the circle of life. That’s right, jerks! It’s that time of the bastard week for another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. We’re flapping our beautiful maws about our recent write up in Rue Morgue magazine, killer clowns, fupas, Dolph Lundgren, dolls come to life, probably some kind of penis/vagina talk, and the best werewolf movie of all time Dog Soldiers. New merch on the way, Frights and Pints on the horizon, dicks out for Harambe. Half gin and half vermouth. We’ll sprinkle the vermouth over a female toad and we’ll drink the gin; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 86! See you next Thursday…cunts.

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Let it be known that the Who Goes There Podcast are gluttons for punishment. So what better way to follow up our Blair Witch episode, than with a film from Rob “I Put My Wife in All My Movies” Zombie? We’re joined by horror authors David Agranoff (Punk Rock Ghost Stories) and Anthony Trevino (King Space Void) to talk Rob Zombie’s 31 people eating, penis eating, pilot writing, Jamaican accents, facial close ups, and really taking it there! New York Matinee called it “a playful but mysterious little dish”; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 85! Seeeeee you next Wednesday…cunts.

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We really hope you jerks appreciate what we do for you. None of us actually wanted to see Blair Witch, but you nerds love when we do garbage, major horror releases. So here it is, the fuckin Blair Witch. Just know, I currently resent each and every one of you! We recorded this on Jorge’s birthday, and we’re joined by Adam Turk, the evil genius/Sasquatch behind Left Hand Black (tattoo shop) to talk creature features, horror business, Turk’s unwavering love of short, shirtless Italian guys, the Gathering of the Juggalos, Turk steers us into a stupid agreement, we reveal the details of Frights & Pints 8 and we tease a special announcement! I wish someone would throw this fuckin movie into a lake, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 84!

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Bullshit artist! We just survived 5 days of the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest and we have a lot to talk about! We’re joined by the haomie Jon Condit from DreadCentral to recap all the highs, lows, and late beer fueled nights from the fest. Then hold on to your mouse heads because shit is about to get greasy! That’s right, you hootie tootie disco cuties! We saw The Greasy Strangler and we shot 6 ropes and dribbled out a little of the clear stuff! Don’t be a dildo, give it a download! This morning she was inside a coffin at the funeral home, and now she’s here in my kitchen! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 83! See you next Tuesday, cunts.

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Hope you all enjoyed your Labor Day weekend, we’ve been laboring over putting this episode together. You should feel special. You’re not, but you should feel special anyway. We’ve got a full house as the guys are joined by the lovely, potty mouth Alia, the homie Bones, and some vegan guy named Mike to discuss the box office smash that is Don’t Breathe. I’m actually not going to tell you anything else about the episode, because it’s fuckin great and you don’t bury the lead. Meet me at the waterfront, after the social, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 82! See you next Tuesday…cunts.

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Who’s blood is on the floor? Who’s knocking at the door? Man I really gotta know…why the fuck we did a film with a 3.5 IMDB rating. Yeah, 3.5. We turned our brains off and spent way too much time discussing Ghoulies Go To College. We’re joined by Stevie Dio from horror punk band Batlords, because he’s the haomie, he’s hilarious and Jorge “loves” talking about shitty movies.

So here we go, crushing beers, talking horror pornos, circle jerk Snakes on a Plane, sun tanned boobs in Final Destination, Anne Heche’s butthole and straight up possessions, dawg! We also spend a lot of time reminding Stevie that Batlords has a new album out and a new ep on the way, and Steve tells us where he thinks our bread and butter comes from. Steve is clearly an idiot. If we die, we die tonight; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 81. See you next Tuesday, cunts.

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I’m just gonna go ahead and say this now, this episode is pretty damn NSFW. That’s all I’m gonna tell you. We’re joined by our good buddy Miguel to talk about his Horrible Imagining Film Fest (Sept 7-11 in San Diego), Jorge flips his position about liking shitty movies, we make fun of Kevin Bacon wanting to be Freddy Krueger, the new Evanescence record being straight fire, how ASU is shaping the future of America, and the 2016 PARASITE INFESTATION movie Viral. This howling is the most exciting thing I have ever heard; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 80.

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One of the most pressing questions of our time is “how does Vin Diesel have an acting career”? Well, to answer that question we’re going back to the long ago time of 2000 to look at what is arguably his best movie yet. That’s right, fuckos; we’re talking Pitch Black! In all of it’s low talking, mumble mouth, knife wielding, androgyny laced, eyeball polishing, sun setting…existence.

In addition to our, thought provoking, in depth analysis, we also break down Barb from Stranger Things, Matt showers love upon the new Mandy Moore movie, we talk the current ups and downs of the Friday the 13th franchise, offer a challenge to our listeners, feel the wrath of Pitch Black (the band). Oh, there’s more, there’s lots more. Wanna play a game? How many times does Matt bring up wrestling in some form? The trick is not to go too far. Just enough to break through the skull; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 79!

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What’s happening, dummies? Summer is in full swing, the sun has been relentless, and the hottest show on the planet is back with part the second half of our 2 part episode on Stranger Things. (You can check out episode one here.)

On this episode we drink a LOT of beers in celebration of Matt’s birthday, we get into the new Pumpkinhead remake, Matt makes some bold claims, we “surrender Dorothy” to the Bossfight, we discuss why so many horror fans seem to be wrestling fans and vice versa and the final four episodes of Stranger Things. Could Stranger Things be a Silent Hill sequel? Why the fuck did Nancy end up with Steve? Is Eleven alive? Was the dog behind everything? Hit download and find out! Where we’re going… we don’t need eyes to see; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 78. See you next Tuesday…cunts.

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With Ghostbusters in theaters and the drama cooling down, there’s something new on everyone’s lips. No, not comic con, (but we’ll get to that) we’re talking about the new Netflix Original sci-fi/horror/drama Stranger Things. Rather than trying to cram 8 hours of content into an hour show we’re exploring the first 4 episodes this week, and the latter half next episode.

Like Sergeant Harry Wells, we’re cramming it all in there! We do a brief comic con wrap-up, fanboy on Castlevania, get our first glimpse at some new cenobites, talk about a new fuckin Blair Witch film and a less than exciting Exorcist tv show. If that wasn’t enough, we explore what Bill Hick’s would think about Pokemon Go, Bates Motel gets cancer, and we hang in the garden with The Cure. If Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 77. See you next Tuesday… cunts.

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It’s been a long time coming, and it’s finally come to this. We’ve all talked about it, complained about it, some people have even gone as far as to send death threats to the director and actresses. Well here we go, we watched 2016’s Ghostbusters and boy do we have some thoughts and opinions!

Was it as bad as everyone thought it’d be? Does Melissa McCarthy make a thousand fart jokes? Is Jorge going to get his Melissa McCarthy as Slimer tattoo? Listen and find out. We also circle jerk the new Netflix show Stranger Things, give our thoughts on the first photo of Pennywise, and the latest casting announcement for American Gods. Matt shows off his “south bay” dialect, Jorge goes super saiyan and we bust some ghosts with Cancer Bats. You may be Robert to your friends but you’re fly shit to me! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 76!

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Well, the good ole US of A had herself a little birthday. And wouldn’t you know it, we just partied the only way you can party when sweet lady liberty gets another notch in her belt. As a result, we missed an episode last week. Like most of America we drank some beers, ate some Thai food, watched soccer, and we Purged. That’s right, we saw The Purge: Election Year so you don’t have to. We also talk about Chris’ week from Hell (American), Matt is too stupid or stoned to properly insult Jorge (American), Boysetsfire releases the dogs (American af), and we perv on cosplay girls (Japanese, but America is trying). Don’t tell me my business, devil woman! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 75!

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We know a lot of our listeners hate clowns and got a little uncomfortable with our last episode. So as a way of saying “get over it, you pussies” we did another clown movie! What happens when a bunch of the world’s most dangerous killers, all housed in the same facility, break out and run amok at carnival? Well, they make a movie about it and 3 idiots get together and tell stupid jokes while discussing the movie. You should know that by now. You stupid, podcast listening, idiot, morons. Aunt Maggie was a bitch and got what she deserved. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 74.

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God damnit, fuck summer. It’s hotter than two goats in a pepper patch in San Diego and even our extreme levels of coolness are no match for the bastard sun!

Alia graces us with her pretty face and potty mouth as we debut a sweet new hashtag, throw Chris to the wolves, and ice down our naughty bits. We also talk about the death of Anton Yelchin, and the pros of spectral fucking, before we put on our rubber noses, squirting flowers and smash our pies into the face of 2014’s Clown, produced by Eli Roth. I swear, with each week that passes these idiots laugh harder and harder at their own stupid jokes. It really is Old Scratch knocking at the door; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 73.

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It would seem as though we no longer screen our guests here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Somehow Christian Stella has wormed his way back onto the show to really bum us all out. We watched the most recent Stephen King abortion…I mean adaptation Cell. Guys, I know we shouldn’t be spoiling the episode in the description, but this movie…is SHIT. So there’s that. We also touch on some Greasy Stranglers, and we get P.O.S.’ feeling’s on Half Cocked Concepts. Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 72.

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We’re firm believers in keeping our friends close and our enemies closer. For this reason, we’ve brought enemy of the show Christian Stella (Director of Photography on The Battery and Tex Montana) to set the record straight on a few things. We get Christian drunk and learn some sweet new things about The Battery, and the insanity of Larry Fessenden’s Christmas parties. We also fawn over Lauren Ashley Carter, talk about a few new films (including one starring one of Matt’s favorite wrasslers), discuss Christian’s wife’s now famous breasts, shape shifting German Shepherds, the totally gnarly 90’s, and Edward Furlong’s dick. Oh yeah, we also review the totally bodacious 90’s mindfuck Brainscan! This is a humdinger of an episode, don’t miss this one! Fuck you. Gimme a bottle of booze, here’s my dollar, suck my dick! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 71!

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And it all comes full circle. When we started this show, we decided the first movie we wanted to do, we came up with a name, created an email address and contacted the director of said movie all while at a baseball game. Now here we are, on our third birthday, returning to our roots. That’s right we’ve finally got Chris Franco to watch The Battery! We take a look back at the film that started it all and see if after 3 years it still holds up. We also discuss the massive shit Eli Roth is trying to take, the horrible things Alia does for love, how absolutely disgusting Matt is, oh, and we debut a brand new theme song from San Diego horror punk band Batlords! Does Franco realize the greatness of The Battery? Is Mickey still a giant bitch? Does Jorge make it through an episode without losing his shit? Hey, you leave my god damn hair alone! It’s the grey, the bald and the ugly!

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Frights and Pints has finally come and gone. Man that was a lot of work! As a result of the charity event we didn’t have time to do our usual episode, so you get this. We’re bringing you episode 69.5 The 69ing. We talk a little about the highs and lows of the Frights & Pints weekend, and then we get into a butt load of news. Including but not limited to: John Carpenter returning to Halloween, good ole’ Stevie King’s thoughts on the Dark Tower movie, a death, a departure, a tank topped bad ass, and clunky hint at some things coming up on episode 70. Take what you get, and be happy about it. Sounds nasty. But you seem to be holding up pretty well. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast doing The 69ing.

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Hey internet, shut up! I know the episode was supposed to go up yesterday, but muscle relaxers and and bourbon make Matty go night night. Or maybe listening to the sweet, sultry, sounds of our voices just lulled me to sleep? No, our show is great, and I was on a gooooooood one! This week we talk a little bit about Wolf Creek TV, Chris touches “it”, there’s an impersonation of Donald Trump doing an impersonation, Jorge talks about his newest research project and fear for the new Dark Tower film, then we sink our teeth into (see what we did there?) 2015’s Bite. Brace yourselves, the term “Gallows mad” gets mentioned a couple times. Don’t forget our Frights & Pints charity event this weekend! Get on it. You can donate directly right here if you’d like to help out, and be entered to win a sweet prize pack! Now, we’re going to give you six new assholes. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 69 duuuuuuuuude!

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Get ready ’cause this shit is about to get heavy, we just settled all our lawsuits, ooooooooh Debbie, noooooooooo. Right now, there is a film in theaters whose name is on everyone’s lips. No we’re not talking about that big budget, Disney superhero flick. We’re talking about Green Room! We all have deep seeded, punk rock roots, and let me tell you, this movie is the real deal! Joined by the king of obscure references, Miguel Rodriguez (Horrible Imaginings Film Fest), we talk about what you gotta do to get by on the road, sitting down to pee, the appropriate time to apply war paint, desert island bands, mashup potential and a whole lot more. No one messes around wit’ my man, Leroy. I’m gonna cut you, white-meat! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 68!

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I’m completely dumbfounded that we have only covered one Troma film in our three years as a show and we’re fixing that right meow! If you don’t know Troma then buckle up, buttercup! Troma films are jam packed with terrible acting, horrible plots, cringe worthy dialogue, tons of boobs and buckets of blood! This week’s film is no exception. We get our hands dirty with 2015’s The Slashening and things get nanners (or taters if that floats your boat). We also talk about the aftermath of Texas Frightmare Weekend, Puppet Master news, more…fuckin…Ghostbusters (it’s not going away) and giggle at the new Bloodsucka Jones vs The Creeping Death trailer. Your mouth would make an interesting urinal; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 67!

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Have you ever thought to yourself, “wouldn’t that be great if “they” made a horror film for all the holidays, not just Halloween; I’d have horror films to watch all year long.”? Have you completely overlooked gems like Uncle Sam, New Years Evil, and Mother’s Day? Do you have a short attention span? Well wake up, dummy! You’re in luck! Join us as we tear into ho-liday horror themed anthology Holidays. We also wonder at first world privilege, get gross on guts, fiddle with our joysticks, whistle through Westeros, and burp…a lot. It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 66!

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Yes, we’re early. Don’t go getting too used to it. We may or may not be trying out a trial period of weekly episodes. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? We are joined by Brian and Israel of the San Diego Metal Swap Meet to drink a TON of beer, talk about Jorge’s metal confusion, grassroots movements, terrible dinner parties, Tales From the Crypt as well as our “Tails From the Crypt” charity event, and we make an absolutely HUGE announcement about something that’s been in the works for the past year! Oh yeah, we also talk about that new movie The Invitation. But we all know that’s not why you came. You came for the bad jokes and the good lovin’. Let Jesus fuck you; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 65!

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What’s up, jerks? Chris wasn’t able to make the show this week, but we found an incredible fill in, friend of the show, Ole Shit Mouth herself, Lauren Ashley Carter. She skyped in the day before a big surgery to get drunk with us, tell us about the interesting places she finds inspiration, her adaptation of Basket Case, and her new films Darling and The Mind’s Eye. Then we all definitely have some thoughts and opinions on 1960’s Peeping Tom. How many times does Lauren mention vaginas? Do we ever find out what happened to Chris? Did we only do a movie from the 60’s because the Say You Love Satan Podcast said we mostly do newer movies? Lots, yes, and no, but check them out and tell them we did. My teeth have begun to fall out. The medicine cabinet is now the Brundle Museum of Natural History. You wanna see what else is in it? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 64!

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What a return to form this episode was! If you’ve been missing us being drunk and silly and saying stupid jokes then this episode is for you! We’re joined by the always excitable Alia, after a day of beach drinking and sleep deprivation we get together and blow the roof off this mother! Bad jokes and sexual innuendos aside, we talk about Daredevil, the best way exercise a demon, off key “singing”, and the new psychological horror film from Perry Blackshear, “They Look Like People“. Also, we talk about our Frights & Pints charity event benefiting Pin Ups For Pitbulls, and our limited black metal Taylor Swift shirt to benefit the charity. May the wings of liberty never lose a feather; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 63!

After listening back to the episode Alia has asked us to make the following statement:

I’m regretful and would like to redact my statements, and ask everyone listening to disregard my comments about mental illness. They’re incorrect/lacking context and they further stigmatize people who are typically not violent and don’t need to be cast in that kind of light.

That’s not even the part we cut out, soooooo….

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We’ve got a jam packed episode for you guys today! We make some important announcements, one of which Chris is not happy about. We discuss the difference between “dance party” and dry humping, the perfect way to sum up our thoughts on the new Ghostbusters trailer, Matt tries way too many times to talk about baseball, and we take a look at a major studio release that (like your uncle Charlie) just snuck up on us 10 Cloverfield Lane. All of this, the same stupid humor you’ve come to love and a whole lot more for the low low price of…wait, we’re giving this away?! It is not enough to kill the same person over and over again. It is far more recommendable to kill as many beings as possible. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 62!

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Your eyes do not deceive you! We’re putting a new episode up a week early! Tis not magic, tis not a witches spell. Tis living deliciously. We’re joined by the crowned prince of drawing tits on bats, Titty Bats. We don’t want to give away too much here, but this is an episode unlike any other. Never have we had a movie so divisive of horror fans, we had to get this episode to you to share our opinions asap. Honestly we just couldn’t keep our thoughts in any longer! Without further ado, we give you The Witch. We shall guide thine hand, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast!

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Are you stressed? Job got you down? Do you want to kick your children through a window? Join us won’t you? We’re discussing the newest horror anthology as we head Southbound! Along the way we’ll be making detours to discuss Matt’s aversion to sleeves, the new Ecto Cooler recipe, what we’d do during The Purge, what Apple refused to put in it’s app store, and the world’s largest thermometer. Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast, episode 60!

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It has been said, that every time the Who Goes There Podcast does a major horror release the film is hated and ultimately…made fun of. It has also been said that if a horror film is not rated R how good can it actually be. It has also been said that Matt is a two dimensional character that only likes “tits, blood, gore and wrasslin.”

What happens when we get the uncrowned queen of blood, gore and wrasslin: Gigi Saul Guerrero and her minions (Luchagore Productions/El Gigante/Mexican Barbaro/Madre Dios) to discuss a PG-13 horror film that has none of the above? Will the guys finally like a major studio horror release? Can PG-13 horror actually be good? Does Matt know the difference between and wrestler and a Luchador? How could everything be just a bit more brutal? Tune in for answers to these and other pressing questions as we take a look at 2016, major studio release…The Boy. Wait until they get a load of my Latino heat! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 59!

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It’s been a long long time since we’ve done a monster movie, so we set out to remedy that early in 2016 with the over the top Feast!

We also welcome our first guest of the new year – he’s the curator of the Horrible Imagining’s film fest, and is doing his damnedest to bring horror back into the theaters, our buddy Miguel Rodriguez.

Does Chris do incredible impressions? Does Matt make us wonder why he’s even here? Does Jorge lose his shit…again? Tune in to find out. The answer is yes….yes to all the things. Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 58!

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Clap your hands for your world famous Who Goes There Podcast, and feel the power! It’s a new year, yes it is! The things we put ourselves through for your enjoyment, you better appreciate this. We drag our holiday hangovers to the theater to see the first horror release of 2016: The Forest, oh boy. We take a moment to pay respect to a few recently departed, talk about Matt’s DICC, we circle jerk Hateful Eight, Jorge reaches a new level of frustration, Matt makes himself look like a pedo, we laugh, tell bad jokes, complain about various things, all old tricks for a new year. The ice cream is gonna be flyin’ fast and furious, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 57!

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It seems like not that long ago we were recording our 2014 wrap-up, singing the praises of Starry Eyes, What We Do In The Shadows and The Taking of Deborah Logan. Well here we are again a look back at 2015, the highs, the lows, and not much else. We start our first ever Who Goes There Dead Pool, and talk a little about the films we’re looking forward to in 2016. You know the drill, every other show does one of these, but we’re not dumb, like they are. Stay tuned for some hopefully big things from the show in the coming year, including: more interviews, more festival coverage, more merch, more events, more awesome! What do doctors use to crack skulls with? The Who Goes There Podcast episode 56!

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Don’t you just love the holidays? The time where you get holiday themed versions of everything you already loved? No? You hate it? Tough titties because this is our Christmas episode! We take a look at tons of useless stuff that you can buy for your ungrateful loved ones, Matt gets sentimental about the true meaning of Christmas, Jorge professes his love for online gaming, and we get a ten year old’s opinions of Michael Daugherty’s Krampus! Yeah, I don’t know why we didn’t do Santa’s Slay again either. Looks like Grandpa got run over by a reindeer; it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 55!

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Holy shit, it’s December already! Are you guys tired of Thanksgiving leftovers yet? You are? Well too bad! Because we’ve got a Thanksgiving episode for you, and there’s a turkey in it! Never have we done a movie that warns you on the box that there are boobs in the first second of the film! How can it be bad?! Oh, I dunno, by adding a talking, killer turkey! That’s right folks, we did Thankskilling! We talk about Jorge’s giblets, Chris’ thoughts on the episode he missed, turkey salad tossing, dog’s balls, a LOT of Alien news, what ELSE Jack Burton always says, and much more! Good night in the mornin’ Teddy! Danger. The emergency destruct system is now activated. The ship will detonate in “T” minus ten minutes. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 54!

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Ah fall, Halloween is passed, pumpkin spice everything is being shoved down our throats and much like a virgin on prom night, Christmas is coming way too fast. Don’t put away your Halloween decorations yet, we still have a ton of fall horror television lingering around! Chris was in the middle of moving back to San Diego and couldn’t make the show, so we brought in our buddy Shaemus from the WWE (aka our buddy Joe) to help us take a look at some of the current fall lineup.

We discuss American Horror Story: Hotel, The Walking Dead season 6, Scream Queens, Ash vs The Evil Dead, and Hellevator in order to decide which is a full sized Snickers and which is an apple with a razor blade in it. We also touch on the tragic passing of Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface) and Brandon Carlisle (Teenage Bottlerocket), some collector nerd stuff that you should be buying us, a quick look at Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth and Fallout 4, as well as a sweet track from Run The Jewels.

That’s the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 53!

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Halloween has come and gone, we all drank too much, got a little slutty and filled our bellies with enough sugar to kill a small horse (bye bye lil’ Sebastian). We woke up from our sugar comas just in time to bring you a brand spanking new episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! We start off talking about throat fucking Tori Spelling and things only go downhill from there. We talk about being guests on the Three B Zine Podcast, our trip to the Telluride Horror Show, we explain why we didn’t review the new Kurt Russell horror western Bone Tomahawk and then we DO review the newest (and bestest?) horror anthology Tales of Halloween. We also announce our first ever t-shirt (up for pre-order now here) and our next Frights & Pints Movie Night! Sometimes dead is better…it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 52!

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Welcome to Six Demon Gab episode 4! This is the interview offshoot for Who Goes There Podcast. This interview was done a little while ago, but due to life getting crazy and a LOT of editing needed due to dropped calls, we’re proud to finally present to you, Chris’ interview with the amazing artist Scarecrowoven. In case you didn’t know he did the artwork for the new Belletbelt record! Check out this killer interview and Who Goes There Podcast episode 51 Deathgasm!

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All hail! Dust off your gauntlets, apply your corpse paint, put on your bullet belt and hold up your imaginary heart it’s times for the metals! This week’s movie is bat shit insanity from New Zealand in the form of Deathgasm! We’ve been waiting for this movie for quite some time and it’s finally here! For the first time we’re recording out of Casa de Franco, we bust out our horrible Dethklok impersonations, Jorge explains his problem with the metals, Matt is sleep deprived and delirious, Chris sets us up to sing Sabotage and Too Many Cooks, and we missed both cues. We also manage to throw in some comic book news, musical tidbits, a little vinyl talk AND horror tv, it’s almost like we know what we’re doing. That’s just what we call pillow talk, baby. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 51.

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How stoked are you that we’re giving YOU gifts for our 50th episode?! We’re pleased to bring you episode 3 of Six Demon Gab, our interview side show, featuring the beautiful, talented and severely disturbed Gigi Saul Guerrero, director of El Gigante. We’d been waiting to see this for quite a while and got our chance at the Horrible Imaginings Film Fest. We were not disappointed at all! Listen in and get all the juicy news on the El Gigante feature full length, coming soon!

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In the immortal words of Jack Burton, “Holy shit we made it!” Welcome to episode 50, kiddos! It’s been a long time coming but here it is, in all of it’s unplanned, unprepared glory. We take a trip down memory lane, Matt introduces yet another nickname for himself, we explore our different tastes in horror, then…oh boy…then shit gets crazy.

We take a look at not one, but TWO films; you lucky duckies. We talk about the new Elijah Wood comedy horror Cooties, because it’s been way too long since we’ve done an Elijah film, and then we get in to the film we’ve been waiting years for: Eli Roth’s Green Inferno. As if this wasn’t enough, friend of the podcast Lauren Ashley Carter gives us the greatest gift we could have ever hoped for! The pit wants what the pit wants, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode fu-fu-fu 50!

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The episode so nice we had to do it twice! Here it is, part two of our Modern Classics episode, and you thought you were getting episode 50. Some of the time relevant stuff has passed as we recorded this episode a few weeks ago. Jorge’s baby is here and we didn’t miss an episode! So here’s another episode of us circle jerking movies we love, only completely sober! Episode 50 is coming, we promise. Today is thanksgiving day for cats. But only if they came back from the dead. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 49…again.

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Welcome to phone in Friday, on a Tuesday! Jorge is expecting lizard baby number two any second, and has been for a while now. Since you guys can’t live without us (and who can blame you) we decided to record a couple of episodes in advance rather than take a hiatus, yaaaaaaaaay! Hey, you get what you pay for.

We had our buddy WWE wrestler Shamus over, (real name Joe) to discuss what we consider modern classics, movies made in the last 15 years that will probably stand the test of time. 10:30am, no booze, no drugs, no holds barred! If you thought we got silly as fuck before, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. For those of you who say we hate everything, here’s a bunch of stuff we only kinda hate, jerks. Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 49!

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Gather ’round children, for this is the epitome of podcast excellence! We’ll be accepting your nominations for the podcast awards, effective immediately. We’ve got our buddy Irish on the show to talk about calcified fetuses, drinking corpse water, murder mansions, dick & fart jokes, way more singing than we have business doing. We also get around to talking about the new German psychological thriller Goodnight Mommy. Did you ever think your parents might be lizard people? Were you a bad boy who needed a good spanking? Did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blowjob before she kissed you goodnight? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 48.

This movie isn’t out just yet, so BEWARE CHILDREN, THAN BE SPOILERS!

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Oh naw! Hell naw! We done up and done it! We didn’t know if we would ever be a part of another episode like The Gallows episode. So much raw emotion, such strong opinions, such…rage; and here we are just a month later, doing 2009’s Sweatshop. In a Who Goes There first, we have a guest on the show that actually worked on the film. What the hell were we thinking?!

We’re very excited to welcome to the show, special effects badass Marcus Koch! Find out why Marcus almost walked off the set of Sweatshop, and the original vision for the film. We’ll also talk about our Frights & Pints charity event, cannibalistic grandmas, and our usual brand of chicanery. This is not an episode to be missed! He didn’t get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 47!

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It’s time to party! Let’s party! Grab your dudes, and your bros, it’s time to party! That’s right bro’s it’s podcast time. We had a radically hellacious time at our Frights & Pints charity fundraiser, raised some bread, drank some brews with some good dudes, but now we’re back to “work”. Wanna know how to look at your own ass, or what Matt thinks about dog dicks? Maybe you just want to learn a new dumb nickname for Chris. Or perhaps you just wanna get down on some Dude Bro Party Massacre 3,either way, we gotcha, bro. We really shook the pillars of heaven, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 46!

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