We Didn't Get a Rose with Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia: Recent Episodes
Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia
Mike and Chris may not have gotten a rose, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be part of Bachelor Nation.
This is a recap podcast covering The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and any other worthwhile relationship reality show we agree to talk about.
Mike Carrozza is in the French-Canadian East and Chris Mejia is in the Pacific Northwest, but nothing can keep these two comedians from talking about the wildest moments of these shows.
Look, we don’t know how this qualifies either, but it counts!
Our guest today was obsessed with this movie at a young age and who are we to say no to this! WE LOVE AMY MILLER! Get into this new episode of your favourite inconsistently released podcast We Didn’t Get a Rose!
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The boys are back back back again!
We're covering an all-timer with a special guest, phenomenal stand-up comic and the homie Alyssa Yeoman.
Make sure to follow us @wedidntgetarose and subscribe so you know when another episode comes. Check out Chris' other podcast Very Interesting with Chris Mejia. And Mike's Magic podcast Am I The Bolcast?
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The boys are back to chat about a rough one. We're so happy to have Kix back in the mix!
Thanks for your patience with us. We're happy to be back :)
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This week the guys are joined by Lindsay Adams once again to cover one of the worst movies we’ve had to cover, What Women Want.
It’s time to get into the …ugh…Mel Gibson vehicle that really, really was so beloved in its time in 2000.
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We’re back!
The boys talk about the incredibly fun technically-a-romcom Easy A with comedian and cartoonist Andrina Learmonth (Banana Moon Comics).
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The boys are back to chat about the Shakespeare-inspired Amanda Bynes coup de grace She's The Man. This week we’re joined by hilarious comedian Arijana Ramic who much like Mike prefers the simplified pronunciation of her last name!
Chris hated the movie like a loser.
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The boys are back with a pod fave Aaron Edwards to chat about 2004’s Wimbledon starring Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst.
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The boys are back with a movie we weren’t sure would qualify!
Cassie Cao (@thecassiecao) chose The Princess Diaries and we had a delightful chat about this great movie.
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Don’t watch this movie.
27 Dresses was awful.
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This movie sucked so hard! Please come see us live!
The boys are back and chatting about a really funny flick form 2008, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Lots of funny moments to talk about and joining the guys is Will from the band Full Blown Meltdown whose album Mollify really should be blasting wherever you are. This episode opens with the chorus of the song Teeth Marks. Be sure to get the album if you enjoyed that!
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Also check out Am I The Bolcast? Mike’s podcast about Magic: The Gathering!
We finally got to it!
One of the best romcoms ever, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, gets tackled in this episode.
Steph Neale is back to chat about this top tier choice. Check out her podcast the Mommy Daddy podcast!
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We’re back!
Thanks for sticking with us, we missed you too!
We cover the comedic fun times of Wedding Crashers as Byron Austin joins us to remind you that Wedding Crashers is in fact a ROMCOM!
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Mia Jackson is back! She chose to cover 2002’s Brown Sugar - a love letter to hip hop.
While Mike and Chris were ready to clown on the movie, the discussion gets surprisingly deep!
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The boys are back with another banger!
Rebecca Reeds (@Rebeccareeds) of The Villain Was Right podcast joins again to talk about a romcom neither of us has heard of: Drive Me Crazy.
There’s talk of foreheads and high school and Chris falls out of his chair at some point!
Check out Rebecca’s podcast and her album Buddy.
Chris is headlining the Hereafter in Seattle, get your tickets.
See Mike with Zak Toscani and Abby Stonehouse in Ottawa, Montreal, and Howick! Links below!
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We’re back and this time wre’ve got a new format.
Mike and Chris are joined by Lindsay Adams (@lindsayadamsispopular) who you know and love from her croissant reviews and the banger LA show Good Heroin.
The gang chats about the 1999 “classic” Never Been Kissed. Chris and Mike had never seen it and straight up, it does NOT age well!
Thanks for sticking with us! Love you!
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The finale of Charity’s season - and you’re never going to believe who she pi-it’s Dotun. Obviously.
The boys are joined by Anna Seregina! Check her out on Twitter @touchingcheeses and Instagram @cashmoneygrandpa
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The boys are back to cover the Men Tell All with WDGAR superstars Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B.
Mike barely keeps it together while the rest of the crew derails and overall doesn’t GAF about this episode. Enjoy!
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The boys are solo this week to discuss Charity’s Fantasy Suites.
We also make a pretty cool announcement about the future of the podcast.
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Thanks for listening everybody.
The boys are back to talk about Charity Lawson’s Hometown dates with Aaron, Joey, Xavier, and Dotun!
They’re joined by Sophie James of Elevated Garbage. Check out her podcast Dumpter Diving Intellectuals, out tomorrow! Subscribe to it now!
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The boys are back to talk about Charity and Dotun’s real love, Xavier being the next Bachelor (predicting), and of course, Brayden finally going home.
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The boys talk about Charity’s blindspot for Brayden, Warwick’s empty head, and Dotun’s sweetness.
They’re joined by Lindsay Adams and Steph Neale!
Check their feeds and projects out! @lindsayadamsispopular and @stephbabyneale
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The boys are joined by The Villain Was Right’s Rebecca Reeds! Check her out @RebeccaReeds and listen to The Villain Was Right podcast wherever you get your listening!
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We love you!
WE’RE BACK, BABY!
Mike and Chris have returned for Season 20 of The Bachelorette, Charity Lawson’s season! So far, so good!
Our beloved, returning guests are Bria Hiebert (@unclebria on IG) and Tamara Shevon (@teemair on IG/Twitter). Please check out and subscribe to their new podcast the Pretty, Bitchy Podcast.
Get tickets for Ghost Orgy on July 8th in Vancouver!
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Check Mike out at Fest (Gainesville, FL) in October and New Friends Fest (Montreal) in August
Check out Chris’ monthly show at Showboats called Good Comedy. Vancouver July 21st-23rd. Other dates in Portland to be announced.
Thanks for listening! Love you!
Mike finally gave in and Chris gets a dream come true episode.
We covered all of MILF Manor’s first season (only season) with Emma Arnold and Elliott G-B.
Emma’s album Myself comes out this Friday April 28th! Pre-order it on Blonde Medicine and check out the special. emmaarnoldcomedy.com
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It’s finally over! TorioftheVast of Scrybabies joins us to talk smack about Zach!
A three-hour finale? Who for? Get outta here. We loved Ariel and Gabi. We hope Kaity is happy but my god please get this man out of my face!
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SEE YOU IN JUNE!
This episode was so infuriating we barely recapped it!
We talk tell all for a bit, but then talk about how much we hate Zach, what else is new!
No guest this week, just the boys.
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Hometowns are always boring!
Mike and Chris are joined by Rebecca Reeds (The Villain Was Right) and Stephanie Neale to talk Zach’s Hometowns among other things.
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Mike and Chris are joined by Tori and Lua of the Scrybabies, a Magic: The Gathering content creation duo!
We talk about the most boring man alive, how mean he was to Greer and how Brooklyn deserved better.
What a mess!
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The boys are joined once again by WDGAR all-star Tamara Shevon (@Teemair on IG and TikTok) to talk about an episode where something actually happens.
Go Brooklyn and Arielle! And that candle was hilarious.
Get Table Wine by Tamara Shevon available March 11th.
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This week the boys are back with The Villain Was Right’s own Rebecca Reeds!
We’ve roped Rebecca into an episode to talk shit about Zach, his covid cancellations, virtual dates, and how little empathy he has. Let’s not forget Gabi stepping over Greer!
@rebeccareeds on instagram and twitter and check out The Villain Was Right podcast. Don’t forget to check out her album Buddy on all streaming platforms!
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Mia Jackson returns! @MiaComedy on socials make sure you see her when she comes to your city!
Mia joins the boys to talk about Christina’s babbling, the producers’ messiness with an early overnight date, Brianna’s ambivalence, and Ariel’s hot flirting.
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Episode 2 of Zach Shallcross’ season of The Bachelor
Bad Bitch Energy flops, Tahzjuan wants in, Brianna confronts Christina, and does Zach really wanna be a dad?
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WE’RE BACK!
Season 27 of The Bachelor is underway with Zach Shallcross. We meet the women, including the queen Madison (bye!)
Joining us are fan favourites Aaron Edwards and Tamara Shevon
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Mike and Chris are joined by the ever so wonderful and talented Sophie Buddle (https://linktr.ee/Sophbuds) and Mayce Galoni (https://linktr.ee/maycegaloni).
Returning at their own request! AND REGRETTING IT!
What an awful season. We’re not sure what we’re going to do next!
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The boys are fed up. Mike is high for your enjoyment.
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Can you tell we’re over it? We can’t wait for Paradise to start instead. One of the worst seasons in the history of the show. I yearn for the days of Matt James now. Isn’t that nuts?
Mike says “Fuck you” like 40 times.
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The boys are joined by first time Bachelor viewer Akeem Woods for one of the absolute worst episodes of this show we’ve ever seen.
Honestly, this franchise is screwing the pooch right now.
We’ll have Akeem back on for a limo entrance episode because that’ll be very fun.
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The boys are guestless and reckless this week to talk Hometowns.
Mike is over this season! Let’s yell about it.
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Mike is without sweet baby boy Chris this week but is joined by power couple of Canadian comedy royalty, Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni!
Mike, Sophie, and Mayce get really sidetracked and discuss not just this episode but the whole season.
Sophie has a podcast called Obsessed
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Twitter @SophieBuddle
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The boys are back with fantastic guests Kelly Johns and James O’Hara.
We talk about Logan’s flip flopping and all the dates this episode.
Check out Kelly @KellJohns on IG and kellyjohnsofficial on TikTok and YouTube.
Check out James @JamesOHaraAF and his new album coming out September 16th called I Love You and I am Tired on Howl & Roar records.
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The boys are back and this time are joined by Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.
They discuss the opening group date where contestants bared all, Rachel and Gabby’s respective one on one dates, and of course the stupidity that is Chris (the guy on the show, not Mejia).
Check out our comedy and music!
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Local Natives and Jaws of Love are dropping new music soon!
The boys are back!
Elliott GB (@grentraddish) joins Mike and Chris to talk about this history making season.
Two Bachelorettes! Roby the Magician! Twins!
It all happens here!
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FINALLY
It’s over!
Mike and Chris are joined by returning guests Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B.
We’re all over the place on this one but the honest truth is we’re thankful to be release from the prison that was this season.
We’ll be back when the shows are back! Follow us at @wedidntgetarose
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Tamara - @teemair
Chris - @tophermejia
Mike - @mikecarrozza
Love you!
*Sorry for Mike’s shitty mic quality! The wrong mic recorded!***
This week, our sweet Chris Mejia is not in, but we have great guests for cover the Tell All and Fantasy Suites.
Returning for the first time in a long time, Chelsea Larkin (@chelslark on IG and TikTok) and first timer Austin Huff (@austinhuff and @korkedbats) join Mike to chat about the loud and ridiculous Tell All as well as the boring but out with a bang (or bangs) Fantasy Suites!
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The boys are joined by sweet angel Kelcey Ayer once again! You know him from past episodes of this podcast and of course bands Local Natives and Jaws of Love.
@kelceyayer and check out his LA comedy show Human Soup with Hunk Mike Bridenstine! (All three of the boys have appeared on the podcast Hunk with Mike Bridenstine!)
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The boys continue through Clayton Echard’s Bachelor journey - a real chore of a season!
But it does let us have fun with excellent guests! This week, Brandon Smith and Brandon Pope of Two Bros and a Rose podcast join us to talk about how excited we are for the Tell All and how dumb the therapy date was.
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The boys are joined by Shaun Murphy (and very briefly at the beginning by Tamara Shevon) to talk 2 on 1 and the value of villains in this franchise.
Shaun Murphy is @iamshaunmurphy on IG and Twitter and has an excellent comedy album and special out called Neal. Check it out on YouTube or wherever you get your music!
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This week the boys are joined by Natalie Allen (Chris’ beloved) and her friend Jay to talk about how awful Shanae is!
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The boys are talking Shrimpgate with Tamara Shevon and Elliott GB on this week’s episode.
Tamara - @teemair check out her album Purse Wine
Elliott - @grentraddish check out Teach Me a Lesson podcast
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Mike - http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
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This week, the boys are joined by DeAnne Smith, Nicole Weiss, and Kix McRae!
We BEG of The Bachelor to give us A SINGLE BIT OF PERSONALITY OUT OF CLAYTON!
Shanae is a villain and Cassidy gives us some fun lines on the way out.
DeAnne: @deanne_smith
Nicole: @upwardsomething and @nicole___weiss
Kix: @kisforkickass
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Mike: https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
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The boys ride solo for episode 2 of Clayton Echard’s season of The Bachelor wherein not one, but two villains emerge.
What a wild ride. we’ll be back in two weeks when the next episode drops.
Mike was wrong and you can add esquire anywhere it doesn’t mean anything.
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The boys are back to cover Clayton Echard’s season of The Bachelor.
They’re joined by Mia Jackson and Kelcey Ayer (of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.) aka fan faves returning for a sloppy opening to the season. Salley and Claire? Oh yeah bud.
Mia Jackson - @miacomedy miajackson.com
Kelcey Ayer - @kelceyayer bands: Local Natives and Jaws of Love. Podcast: Kelcey Ayer TV Show on Radio
Chris Mejia - https://linktr.ee/tophermejia
Mike Carrozza - https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
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It’s FINALE time!
And what a way to wrap up the season than with JoAnn Schinderle on the podcast! She tells tales of audience coordination for Bachelorette live events this season!
As always, please follow us @wedidntgetarose
We’ll be back for Clayton’s season and taking a break til then! Thanks for listening :)
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Mike - https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
The boys are back with excellent guests to talk about Michelle Young’s Men Tell All! Today we’re joined by Kix McRae, Anna Abraham, and Kelcey Ayer!
We yell about Peter for way too long. We talk about how great Olu and Romeo are. We talk a lot about MURDER?!?!?!?!?!
Kix McRae - @kisforkickass
Anna Abraham - @not_annaabraham
Kelcey Ayer - @kelceyayer Local Natives, Jaws of Love, and The Kelcey Ayer TV Show on Radio podcast!
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The boys are back to talk Hometowns!
Michelle meets all the families with Brandon, Rodney, Joe, and Nayte (MIKE: “AKA HER SOULMATE”).
Joined by the ever delightful Kix McRae and the very funny Kane Holloway.
Kix IG: @kisforkickass
Kane IG: @kaneholloway
Kane Podcasts: Well, Actually and Don’t Take Bullshit From Fuckers.
Kane Album: Can’t See Straight
Check them out!
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We’re back! Chris is back!
Megan Simon of Bad Sandy and Bo Johnson join the boys to talk about the Joe and Nayte one on ones and the blandness of Clayton. And of course, the wackness that is Chris S.
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This week, Mike Carrozza without his sweetie honey love Chris Mejia is joined by real life lovebirds married couple sweetiepies and FORMER TOP CANADIAN BACHELOR PODCAST COHOSTS Andy Hull and Sarah Hillier.
Wild opinions are shared and lots of laughs had. Get into it!
As always, follow the show @wedidntgetarose
Andy Hull - @andyhullbone and Commander’s Brew Podcast (a Magic: The Gathering podcast that Mike’s been on and Battle of the Brews on Youtube gameplay videos)
Sarah Hillier - @thesarahhillier
Mike Carrozza - https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
Chris Mejia - https://linktr.ee/tophermejia (you think I wouldn’t plug him just because he’s not here?
The boys go guestless this week because this switch to Tuesday night is hurting us!
Will’s jacket in the pool, Peter’s a tool, and Jamie…well fuck Jamie.
Anyway enjoy this episode!
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The boys are joined once again by Kix McRae (@kisforkickass) to talk episode 2 of Michelle Young’s season of The Bachelorette. STOP IT, JAMIE and PETER STOP!
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The boys are VERY INTO MICHELLE’S DEBUT AS BACHELORETTE!
We get into all of the nice and all the bad. Mike explodes about Peter, Ryan is awful, Nayte is amazing and there’s something about Romeo I don’t understand (Hi, Mike writes these, by the way).
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US BUT BE NICE!
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It’s the end of a season of Bachelor in Paradise and the boys are joined by sweet angels DeAnne Smith and Nicole Weiss.
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DeAnne Smith - @DeAnne_Smith DeAnarchy in NYC and DeAnne Smith & Acquaintances online! Check out links in their twitter bio for tickets.
Nicole Weiss - @upwardsomething New single The Pull!
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The boys get back to their roots and chat alone this episode about last week’s BIP.
Lots going on as we head into the last few episodes.
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The boys are joined by Aaron Edwards (Crooked Media ALL CAPS NBA) to talk Paradise. Aaron’s never seen ANY OTHER BACHELOR SHOWS and is thrust into this season for the first time and we are privileged to be part of it.
The guys talk Kenny and Mari, Joe and Serena…and Kendall, Riley, Tia James and Blake, all of our favourites.
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Thanks for listening :)
The boys are back to talk about last week in Bachelor in Paradise and why Mike doesn’t quite like it.
Joined by Tamara Shevon, Courtney Gilmour, and Anna Abraham, we get down to business friggin yelling about Brendan and Piper and Chris and Alana and also talking about some good stuff too I guess!
Tamara Shevon hosts Sunday Best podcast @teemair
Courtney Gilmour hosts Rated Ex podcast @courtneyjgilmour (IG) and @courtneyugh (twitter)
Anna Abraham is killing in the group chat and can be found @not_annaabraham.
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Chris Mejia - linktr.ee/tophermejia @tophermejia
Thanks for listening :)
The boys are joined by good pal and hilarious comedian Steve Vanderploeg to talk Bachelor in Paradise week two!
Ploeg is one of the reasons Mike decided to give BIP a shot and does Mikey think it’s worth it? MAYBE SOMEDAY! But today’s a big day for rants!
Check out Ploeg @slumdogchillionaire and @rotatingtapcomedy Find him in Denver at the Comedy Works and on High Plains Comedy Festival!
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WELCOME TO PARADISE!
We’re jumping into what is already being called the sloppiest season of Bachelor in Paradise and we’re ready to get messy too.
This week, our guests are the extremely funny and talented Bria Hiebert, Dave Holmes, and Megan Simon (of Bad Sandy). They’re all up to something good and fun and I recommend them ALL!
Check them all out! @wedidntgetarose will post their Instagram links on our post for this episode.
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please rate and review, it helps a ton!
Let’s party!
The boys recap the season and the finale with Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni, power couple in love. Juno-award winning and nominated comedians who absolutely make us cackle with glee. Please follow and support them. Listen to Sophie’s podcast Obsessed and Mayce’s podcast Codependent.
@SophieBuddle @MayceGaloni
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WE TOLD YOU SO!
Greg sucks and we knew it, shoulda listened to us.
Our guests today are fan favourites!
Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love is back and we’re joined once again by the wonderful Kix McRae
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It’s an all boys night!
Barry Rothbart and Kelcey Ayer join the boys to talk about two unsurprising exits and one big WHAT WHY DID THAT HAPPEN!
Barry Rothbart’s special on Comedy Central's available now but Vacation Friends hits Hulu in August! Check it out! @barryrothbart on socials.
Kelcey Ayer! You know him from Local Natives, Jaws of Love and The Kelcey Ayer TV Show on the Radio Podcast! Check out all his projects. New music on the way! @KelceyAyer on socials.
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This week the boys are joined by Giulia Rozzi (Conan, Should I Get Bangs? podcast) and Kix McRae (make-the-shift.org)!
We talk about the wild twists this episode and how awful the date ideas were!
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The boys are hanging with each other recapping episode4 of Katie’s season!
Hunter is a lot, we don’t like Greg, Michael and Andrew are sweethearts.
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The boys are joined by Courtney Gilmour and MK Paulsen to talk about the biggest trauma bonding fest in a long time! Katie’s interrogation date, swapping one villain for another, and Michael… MICHAEL!!!
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The boys are joined by Molly Ruben-Long and Pamela Estrada this week to talk about all the shenanigans from week 2 of season 17 of The Bachelorette. Katie kicks Cody, Karl sucks big time, and Virgin Mike is the…best lover?!?!?! Fun episode!
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We’re baaaack!
The boys are joined by Mia Jackson and Stacey McGunnigle for the first episode of Katie’s season! Lots to cover this ep with Bachelor Nation news and all the new guys!
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Kix McRae joins the boys once again in the off-season to talk about Are You The One? Season 2 episodes 9 and 10 THE FINALE!
WHO WERE THE MATCHES? WAS LAYTON THE WORST? WAS THERE MORE GARBAGE? ALWAYS
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Kix McRae joins the boys again to keep talking about Are You The One? Season 2 in the off-season. One more month until Katie’s (aka Mike’s wife (please stop doing this bit)) Bachelorette season.
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Kix McRae joins the boys again to talk Are You The One? Season 2 Episodes 5 and 6
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Kix McRae joins the boys again to talk Are You The One? season 2.
Episode 4 this time. Let’s gooooo!
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The boys are once again joined by the lovely and wonderful Kix McRae for this season 2 recap of Are You The One? Episode 3 kicks off from last week and we’re all still so unimpressed and obsessed with the show.
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Kix McRae joins the boys again but this time, we’re talking Are You The One? season 2. This is Chris’ first time watching. Mike and Kix have already marathoned the entire series when they lived together (COME ON SEASON 9!)
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Bria Hiebert comes back to tell the boys what she thought of her first ever Bachelor experience.
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The boy are back to talk about what they liked and disliked about this season of The Bachelor.
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Also, stay tuned for offseason show recap podcasts about Are You The One Season 2!
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Mia Jackson and Kix McRae join Mike and Chris to talk about a finale that barely kept my (Mike’s) attention. After the Final Rose however? Emmanuel Acho, GET BACK HERE BABY PLEASE HOST THE SHOW!
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Thanks for listening! We’ve got more coming and we’ll be covering Are You The One? Season Two for the Bachelor off-season! Stick around! :)
Fantasy Suites Week is upon us! Stacey McGunnigle and Bo Johnson join Mike and Chris through Michelle, Bri, and Rachael’s fantasy dates with Matt.
Will it be sexy? Will it be boring? Yes?
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Kyle Kinane and Leisure Queen Rachel Olson join the boys to talk about the most boring Women Tell All, at least Mike’s ever seen.
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Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia are joined by fantastic standup comedian Bria Hiebert and all-around incredible human being/Mike’s former roommate current good friend Kix McRae to talk about Hometowns.
Matt James meets Michelle, Rachael, Bri, and Serena’s families this week. Will it get messy? No, actually! Pretty chill episode!
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This week, Mike and Chris recap the latest episode of Matt James’ season of The Bachelor with guests Mia Jackson and Amy Miller.
A lot of departures this episode as we narrow down to HOMETOWNS!
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MIKE’S COMEDY SHOW FEB 26TH with Mia Jackson, Chris Sandiford, Kyle Ayers, and Nour Hadidi!
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This week, Mike and Chris recap episode 5 of Matt James’ season of The Bachelor with guests Ben Gleib and Molly Ruben-Long!
We cover MJ and Jessenia 2 on 1, Pieper 1 on 1, Bowling date, and Katie’s 1 on 1 (HOW DARE HE).
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ALSO! Here’s a fun show YOU can be part of! Ben is hosting a dating game show on Valentine’s Day at 3pm PST called Undercover Lover. Are you single? Would you like to find a love online? It’s a love game show where guests are covered up with Snapchat style face filters. Apply by emailing undercoverloyver.show@gmail.com or email just to get a ticket to watch the show on NowhereComedyClub.com
NowhereComedyClub.com is also where Ben runs a weekly crowd work comedy show Gleib Off the Top! next one is Feb 13th. Ben is also headlining Nowhere Friday Feb 26th. DISCOUNT CODE: PODCAST for any of these events! Check out Last Week on Earth!
Mike and Chris are joined by hilarious people Ify Nwadiwe and Bria Hiebert!
HOO BOY! Episode five is a lot to unpack! And we do! It’s long, but it’s worth it!
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The boys are back to cover and recap The Bachelor season 25 episode 4.
Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia dive in some more on Matt James and the girls, new and old!
Our guest this week is Mia Jackson! (@miacomedy Comedy Central Half Hour)
We get into all the drama and Mia hits with the jokes and the insights. What a delightful episode.
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This week the boys are joined by Erin Ingle and Bo Johnson to discuss episode three of The Bachelor season 25 starring Matt James. Lots of drama this episode. Heroes become villains, villains become slightly more justified but still are villains. Huge episode it’s all fun!
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Mike Carrozza (@mikecarrozza) and Chris Mejia (@tophermejia) are joined by amazing guests to talk about episode 2 of Matt James’ season.
We are THRILLED to welcome Courtney Gilmour (@courtneyjgilmour) of Just For Laughs and CBC fame. Check out her podcast Rated Ex!
An honour and a privilege! Second City alum Stacey McGunnigle (@thestaceymcg) also joins the boys to talk about Matt James’ journey with the gals. Check out her podcast The Regulars!
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Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia invite pals Monica Nevi and Chelsea Larkin to discuss the first episode of The Bachelor Season 25 - Matt James!
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Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia go through the remaining ladies and give their first impressions of Matt James’ contestants.
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We Didn’t Get a Rose Bachelor Recap podcast. Catch Up with us on Wednesdays starting January 6th
Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia talk about their experience with The Bachelor universe and then get into the women on 2021’s season of The Bachelor with Matt James.
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His debut stand-up comedy album Cherubic is available on Blonde Medicine records wherever you listen to stand-up. Mike’s other podcast is xBummerxBoysx and it’s silly. It rules.
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