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What The Heck Is This?
Good question. This podcast used to be easy. It was various rants and raves about artists and music I love and loathe, hosting a weekly podcast helps me get things off my chest.
Then 2016 happened and the focused shifted to voting. We're freaking Americans. It's our right to pick our leaders and not let a hostile foreign power install a fascist crime syndicate into the White House. We REFUSE FASCISM here. We opt for our best attempt at civil democracy. We have a lot of work to do to fix this nation and it starts with VOTING.
So what do we do now? Well, voting is more key than ever. We need to keep that as cool as a vaccine. But I promised that if we won an election, we'd have some fun. And we will. Sometimes we go through the music headlines of the week, along with other things I feel strongly about. Like ending Cannabis Prohibition, the sad state of affairs with the tri-state area sports teams an the overall struggles of an anti-social mess attempting to live in a social media world.
No intro this week, trying a new way to record! Let’s talk Sports Betting and Aaron Rodgers…. And voting democrat to save democracy.
This week we're talking the 14th Amendment, We're talking Cats and we're talking about Staten Island being hooked on Meth.
Vote Blue 2024! #BidenHarris2024!!!!
You can't just say things on the internet that aren't true and ot be checked on it. That's how we got here in the first place!
You reading this? Didn't think so. Listen if you want, skip it if you want. Since when has anything I wanted mattered to anyone anyway?
The 4th has ended, but there's still some American Wins to discuss. Like Joe Biden being an awesome president. Like me having a neighbor who made sure to let me know she's a Nazi. Like unemployment being the lowest in 40 years. And voting Democrat. Every. Damn. Time.
June is a proud month. We got Pride, we got Juneteenth and hopefully you weren't thinking about voting for any Nazis on this upcoming election cycle!
Don't let the Right Wing nutbag's selective outrage ruin your June. And shouts to President Joe Biden for being awesome. Debt Ceiling baby!!
We need to keep in front of mind that there are literal Nazis trying to take over our country and they're trying to take someone on their way to jail on a detour to the White House... Again. We can't let that happen! Stay on our game, stay ready to vote!Shouts to Our President Joe Biden for being awesome and moving our country in a Progressive Direction.
Criminals get indicted everyday. Let's not make more outta this then we should. We got Joe Biden continuously getting things done, let's focus on that headed into 2024 as we aim to keep Democrats in power pushing out progressive agenda forward.
As a lifelong Jets fan, please please please don't bring this crazy to my team. We've been losing for 54 years without this crazy clown and we can do it more without him. We don't need him up at the post game presser talking about how jet fuel can't melt steal. Clown. Also, Shouts to our President Joe Biden for continuing to clean up this mess. We get better every week. Keep voting blue and we'll keep this progress going!
Are dating apps truly dead or are we just not trying hard enough to save them? Also, Republicans are still crazy. Shout outs to President Joe Biden for pushing our country in a progressive direction!
Climate Change does not mean it won't be cold. When it's cold and someone says "oH i ThOuGhT gLoBaL wArMiNg".. that's a key indicator of their IQ being in the toilet. Don't engage. Just help our future by electing Democrats. You know, the party that isn't full of Nazis and Circus Acts. Shouts to President Biden on the job numbers!
Let's talk about Sports Betting.....Also, stop letting Nazis take over the country and Vote For Democrats!! #DemVoice1
New Year, New Me!! Nah, same me. Fighting fascism weekly! This week, the GOP is in complete disarray. Can't elect a speaker. Can't govern. Can't do squat. Made their own bed, now lay in it you clowns.
Continuing with the "hey I got my own place!" vibes.. Also Musk is a junkie, Brittany Griner is home and Joe Biden must be nicknamed GrubHub, because he constantlu delivers!
Who knew that we would need to start doing podcast themes that are simply "Nazis are bad" but this is where we are in America 2022.
We saved the country from complete and utter destruction this time. Can we admit it now? This Joe Biden guy is fairly good at the Politics. \ Patreon.com/JayPorks to support the show!! \
The time has come to Vote. If you haven't, please do your part to help save democracy! It's all on the line on Tuesday. We may not get a chance to ever vote again. Seriously. Vote for Democrats or you're speeding up the end of our nation.
We are just over 14 days out from the biggest election of our lives. It was take almost no time out of your day to head over to your early polling place and vote for the Democrats on your ballot. This is your time, YOUR moment to positively effect change in our country. If we (Democrats) take care of business, we get Roe signed into law, We get legal cannabis at a FEDERAL LEVEL, we continue to save the planet and also make sure we end Putin. Plus all that student loan forgiveness, Inflation Reduction Act, largest climate bill ever.. we get to continue on that path. Democrats aren't in disarray, they're actually out here making tons of moves. Media won't tell you because that hurts their paycheck.
As President Joe Biden moves to legalized weed on a federal level, we tell the naysayers that it's time to sit down and shut up.VOTE DEMOCRAT IN NOVEMBER!!
Early for the supporters on Patreon. This week we're of course doing what we do best and that's encouraging people to stomp out fascism by voting Democrat in November. But we'll also take a look back at a simpler time. The Year Was 1995.....
We're hitting on a lot of different things this week, all pertaining to the same main goal: WE NEED TO ELECT MORE DEMOCRATS. November is coming and we need everyone to #RoeRoeRoeYourVote over to your polling place and stop fascists from taking over our country.
Gas has gone down 75 days in a row. Your president did that. Maybe you'd notice if you weren't too busy laundering your racism through fictional characters. Idiots.
VoteBlue2022
When you are called a fascist and the reply is anything other than "No I'm not", then you are in fact a Nazi hell bent on taking down our Democracy and we will not stand for it. Our President told the truth. Full Stop.
Well, another good week for normal people! Student Loan Forgiveness for those who need it most. Shout outs to our President.
This week has been eventful. Inflation Reduction Act signed into law, record numbers of women registering to vote, Republicans continuing to be Nazis. The ballgame is in November. We need to vote because when we vote, we win. #VoteBlueIn2022
{Also, gonna spend the last ten minutes of this podcast on something other than politics, so hey, something to look forward to}
Bad week for the orange rapey criminal. Meanwhile. Dems passing bills, Gas down 55+ days in a row, Inflation easing.. Dems out here winnin'. VOTE IN NOVEMBER!!!
Big week for our President and America. CHIPS passed, PACT passed, Jobs number was monstrous, Guy who did 9/11 killed, unemployment lowest it's been in 50 years, gas is under $4 avg nationwide, All the of jobs lost from Covid have been officially recovered.
Oh yeah, all while Biden had Covid... twice. That's called leadership.
Let's keep it a full stack: If you're someone who will not be voting in November's midterms and stand on the sidelines while our democracy crumbles to Christo-Fascist Nazis then you're not somebody I want to be friends with.
Also, fuck Yang trying to be a third party spoiler. Dude was having bro downs( not #MeToo friendly if you catch my drift) in swanky offices with his buddies s before he decided to be a fake politician. Fuck that guy.
Gas prices are back where they were in April. Can someone report about that? Ungrateful pricks.
Sinema will mess the deal up with Schumer and Manchin. Manchin knows that. hence why he's for it.
We've moved on to titling podcasts based on a sentence I said during. But Guns are a big problem in America. Take that as you like it. Stop doomscrolling. Focus on November and us voting. There is no reason why we can't vote and win in every election. There's more of us than them.
So, we're never gonna be normal again are we? We're just stuck in limbo until democracy falls. All thanks to that trip down the escalator and Republicans being cucked bitches.
Maybe I'd like to have a relationship again, but I care about democracy so I guess that too much fucking baggage.
This country is over.
I majored in Journalism in College and had some great professors. You know what they taught me? They taught me that the way some journalists these days have become AGENTS OF CHAOS is the exact opposite way to do journalism. But hey, fear is a great motivator for views.. right? Even at the expense of Democracy.
If you're going to spend thousands of dollars on fireworks and tramatize the pets of everyone on your block, don't complain on the internet tomorrow about gas prices. We're saving democracy while your fireworks represent what Republicans do and that's blow shit up. We don't need guns, we don't need god. We need to VOTE BLUE IN 2022!!!!
There is no universe in which men should be making laws about what women can do with their bodies. It's not pro life, it's pro-controlling women. Then kids get shot in school a few years after that. Was it worth it?
VOTE DEMOCRAT IN 2022 IF WE WANT ANY CHANCE AT SAVING THIS COUNTRY
Most Americans don't own stock. The reason why people who wouldn't normally invest were able to invest last year is because the government sent us all checks. Now we wonder why we have to pay for this now? We're voting Democrat in November and we're taking our country back from the fascists. End of story.
I'm not sure who needs to hear this but too many people need to hear this: Overthrowing our government is not okay. But look at the clowns that stormed the Capitol. What if they weren't white? What would've happened then? All of those terrorists-those traitors need to go to jail. It's more important that gas companies not lowering gas prices.
Better late than never, this week on the pod we're talking about how the GOP is the not pro life but rather pro death. Also Free The Slats man. How you gonna use art as evidence? And if you're not voting democrat in November then please do me a favor and stay all the way away from me.
Shouts to President Biden. Way better rebound than we ever could have imagined.
I'm sick of living in a country where kids get killed and Republicans do nothing about it. Thoughts and prayers never saved anyone from an AR15. Fuck your amendment. You're not an organized militia, you're Nazis and NAZI PUNKS F%&K OFF!!
Women's bodies face more regulations than guns in this country. The only way we can save America is to elect more Democrats. Save our planet, our rights, our freedoms.
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There's alot this week so I couldn't narrow a title down. But we are talking about how the right wing nazis are back to pushing "replacement theory" (again). Also why would Manchin vote no to #CodifyRoe? We weren't at 60 votes anyway. It's a meaningless vote.. unless he does what he did. Also, this summer we OUSSIDE in these streets protesting and we bring that energy to the polls in November to elect more Democrats and save our country!
Just a friendly reminder: Everything that has happened since 2016 is EXACTLY how Hillary Clinton laid it out for the American public during her campaign. Every single thing. Up to and including overturning Roe V Wade. Elected Republicans circa now are Nazis full stop.
The White House Correspondents' dinner returned after a two year absence due to #Covid. Jokes were told. Our President even had some fun on the mic. That's called normalcy. We continue to show up at the polls and vote for Democrats, we can keep the country (and world) from burning.
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What has Elon Musk done for other people? Like, who has he helped? So why do people think he's god because he's rich. It was actually his dad that was rich. What does him buying Twitter accomplish? I think it only leads to a flood of hate speech to the platform, driving Nazis into power w/ the usual Moscow assist.
Prove me wrong. Please.
This week we're gonna talk about this Subway Shooting and what could have been done to prevent it.
Spoiler alert: Guns are the problem.
VoteBlue2022 #SaveDemocracy #DefendUkraine #LoveJoeBiden
We have confirmed the first Black Woman to be a Justice on the Supreme Court of the United States of America. Also, Olivia Rodrigo's tour started AND Fivio Foreign dropped his debut LP. We cover it all.
Shout outs to President Joe Biden for making this all happen.
Wages are up 5.6 percent over the last 12 months. That means inflation is really only about 2 percent. Record amounts of jobs being created. The ability for hybrid vehicles to offset gas prices and save the planet is an unselfish way to save money. Plus our President is releasing more barrels of oil than anyone ever has. Crude oil prices are down, so it's your corporate overlords that are responsible for that.
VoteBlueIn2022
The Supreme Court of the United States is about to look more like actual America when Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is confirmed as the latest judge on SCOTUS. Also, we've officially said it out loud: IT IS TIME FOR REGIME CHANGE re Russia. The WH is trying to sort of backtrack that statement, but it's very very true and Putin is really leaving the globe with no choice here. He will go the way of Saddam. Additionally, #COVID is NOT over. Please keep your mask on in small spaces to avoid sparking a new variant.
StandWithUkraine #VoteBlue2022
Large companies are pausing or ceasing business in Russia because Ukraine is a democracy and Putin thinks he can just take it. Kill innocent people for a piece of land that doesn't belong to him or his country. We're also touching on professional athletes getting paid millions of dollars to play games but instead they're playing doctor while they sit home and can't play.
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VoteBlue2022
If your biggest problem with this whole Russia invading Ukraine thing is the price you pay at the gas pump, then you're completely detached from anything close to reality.
Also, #Covid is over. Is it? They say it is. shruggs
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It is not World War 3. It's a murderous dictator who sees his window of power closing and has decided to go for broke. Sometimes dogs need to be put down. Putin will go the way of Stalin, Hitler and Saddam.
The United States is the least educated country in the world and now we've got #QAnon crackpots looking to take over school boards across the country to keep your children stupid.
Also, Russia, like, you gotta relax. It's not gonna end well for you.
Also, Eric Adams.. Drill is some of the best music out these days. Go after the guns, leave Fivio viral.
Well, we've caved to the unvaxxed, uneducated Nazis who think a piece of cloth over your face has something to do with civil liberties. Fuck you people. Also talking Russia v Ukraine and who that's good for. Spoiler: Nobody. And hey, how long has it been since Joe Rogan dropped an N-Bomb?
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This week it's Neil Young vs the showered vegan version of Alex Jones. Neil is standing up for what he feels is right, but did he read the room? Keep on Rockin' in the Free World. You know who doesn't rock in the "free" world? Joe Rogan. I wonder if he counts his $100m before or after he spends 3 hours railing against capitalism.
President Joe Biden is going to name the first black woman to the Supreme Court of the United States. And if people cared about democracy back in 2016, the highest court in the land would have 2, possibly 3 black women already on in. Will Republicans find a way to stand in the way of this?
Also in 2021 the US Economy grew at the fasted rate since 1984. It's the #BidenBoom.
Hot take: The first year of Joe Biden's presidency is way better than I thought it would be! With the slim majorities in both houses and half the country being Nazis, I'd say we're doing pretty okay considering. This week we're talking that. We're talking #VotingRights and the #Filibuster. and the shithole known as #StatenIsland.. Oh yeah, and Mitch McConnel thinks black people aren't Americans.
Remember in 2016 when we were all like "The Supreme Court is important" but people screamed "Emails"? Well look the fuck at us now.
A year ago was when terrorists stormed the Capitol building. They beat up police. They didn't want to accept the loss that they deserved. Now a year later, we're still wondering why the people who orchestrated this aren't in prison.
BidenBoom is real. December jobs number doubles expectations. Shout outs to the team.
2021; The Year that the media was hellbent on making sure they didn't give Joe Biden any credit. If you're under the impression that Biden is doing a bad job, then you're not paying attention. Stop crying about paying 50 cents more for gas, that's baby stuff. We have DEMOCRACY TO SAVE.
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Happy Holiday Season.. On the latest episode of Dyze In Your House, we're talking about the looming end of democracy, the rise of American Fascism and this asshat Joe Manchin.
Joe Biden has has the best economic indicators of any president in four decades while also polling the lowest on the economy in that same period. What's that tell you? It tells you that the greatest trick the Republican party ever pulled is when they convinced America that the media was liberal. That's bullshit.
It's my birthday!!! Wondering what you can do for me? I have an answer! Take a listen to the latest episode of my podcast. You know, while democracy is still standing.
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On cable news, we had a host with a "hot take" that was along the lines of "Well, America isn't as racist as it was in 1968. That comment is not only misplaced, it's also complete bullshit. Democracy was never OVER before. It's OVER now. And that's because of white supremacist ideology. End of story.
Big shouts to Joe Biden, the final American President.
Omicron.. So like, you should probably get vaccinated by now and if you're not. well, you're part of the reason new variants exist. .
Be thankful this year for what you have but also remember that we do all of this on stolen land.
Shout outs to our President for being awesome and having a dope AF Veep.
Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer who deserves to spend the rest of his life in prison. The only reason this murderer would be found not guilty is because White Supremacy still reigns supreme in the land of the "Free" and the home of the "Brave".
As always, shout outs to Joe Biden. President of the United States of America.
While President Joe Biden and the Democrats passed the largest infrastructure bill in the nations history, Republicans spend the week trying to cancel Big Bird. These are not two parties that are the same, Democrats want to help you. Republicans are Nazis.
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We had ourselves an election on Tuesday. Let's unpack what happened, what didn't happen and what you're being told happened that actually didn't happen.
Also, ya'll peep the Jobs numbers? Shout outs to our President!
It's that time of the year. We need to vote in our local elections! For anyone who thinks voting doesn't matter, well you can make it matter by voting in your local elections. Mayor, City Council, all that stuff is on the ballot on November 2nd. Most states have early voting, so you don't even need to wait til the last minute! Democracy is a lot like sexual intercourse: If people don't participate, then it doesn't exist.
Election Day is right around the corner. We need to ensure that our voices are heard, because that's what Democracy is all about. Republicans don't want that. Republicans are Nazis. Your shouldn't vote for Nazis.
Remember peeps, Republicans in 2021 are Nazis. No sugarcoat, no discussion.
This week while rich white people send fictional space captains to space, there's still places in America that don't have Clean Water. Isn't that a little messed up?
Shout outs to Joe Biden, as per usual. Anything to drive Nazis away from this podcast is fine with me.
This week we have a Thirsty Thursday edition of Dyze In Your House! We returned to Live music this weekend, we started a new website, we had fun. It was great. And we could have only done this with the election of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
As long as Nazis don't live in the White House, we can have some fun.
Alright, so here's the deal. This week we're talking about how Staten Island is unredeemable.. Also, If you want to walk around in your favorite grocery store without a mask on, then you have to understand that in small, encapsulated areas like buses and trains, you need that piece of cloth over your face. Love thy neighbor, etc.
Shout outs to Our President Joe Biden. So glad we don't have a criminal living in the White House.
You know the only thing stopping real progress for our nation is Republicans that only do this to troll America. They're Nazis. And we can't just let Nazis Nazi. They need to be held accountable. Vote them out!!! Get involved locally and vote in your local elections. It's vital to our future and the future of our planet.
Also, Hinge: "The Dating App designed to be deleted"... heck yeah it is, because it f&
This week California had a election to "Recall" the current Governor Gavin Newsom. Although we prevailed (by ALOT), It's yet another example of Nazis (Republicans) just doing whatever the heck they want and to heck with Democracy. This is not how this sh!t works. VOTE THEM ALL OUT.
Sidebar: We're also talking about the list that dropped today by Rolling Stone: The 500 Greatest Songs of all time. We'll make fun of it, but we're also talking clickbait and how it happens.
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Ida ripping through New York City is example number one billion fifty seven thousand and 5 of how bad this Climate Change actually is and how terrible our future is going to be. Enjoy it now!
Also, the thumbnail photo I'm using for this episode is a photo of where I live. Like my actually development. I live in one of those pieces of crap.
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This week we're talking about some of the red flags I spot in profiles on Dating Apps, focusing on Tinder and it's "Gold" feature. We can thank our President Joe Biden for bringing home the troops and allowing us to have a little fun on the podcast this week. If we keep voting, we can keep having fun.
DO NOT get it at all twisted. We needed to pull those troops out of Afghanistan. Heck, we had no logical reason to be there in the first place for 20 years. What are we, colonists? I thought we didn't 'nation build'? Do we not have our own issues here that some of that military budget can be spent on?
Stand up for your President on social media. Don't let these QANONAZIS spin this narrative. Military families need their children home.
The rapid collapse of Afghanistan’s military and governing institutions largely substantiates President Joe Biden’s skepticism that US-led efforts would ever have enabled the government to stand on its own feet. Even two decades of steady support failed to create Afghan institutions capable of holding their own.
The allegations have been investigated. The investigation is complete. For the sake of the future of Democrats holding the Governorship of New York, Cuomo needs to resign and he needs to do it now.
This is not a repeat episode from last week. We have more rich white dudes going to "space" and burning money while people sit around without jobs, without checks, without anything. Wild wild stuff.
Let's discuss rich white dudes going to space instead of, I don't know, Helping people maybe?
Also Olivia Rodrigo went to the White House to meet with Joe Biden and talk vaccines! When worlds collide, am I right?
Full disclosure, we get into our Bike Lanes complaints later. The nitty gritty this week is the usual: We need more people to participate in democracy by VOTING. Talking #MayoralPrimary results and what that means for NYC, talking #Delta because people are still 'doing their research", we're talking the For The People Act HR1 and why we need to pass it.
This week along with our usual reminder about how elected officials who belong to the Republican party are Nazis, we're also talking about that Delta Strain of Covid, Masking up and why you really need to get that vaccine (but also your body your choice and I got mine so I'm good...
Also, FRE BRITNEY yo! Why can't she have her money? Why is her money controlled by an old white man that has written/performed exactly zero songs in life?
You're weekly reminder that Republicans are Nazis.
Also on the Pod this week, we're gonna have some fun. Talk about future projects, my overall annoyance with the Foo Fighters and the Jagged Little Pill of this decade: Olivia Rodrigo's SOUR.
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On June 22nd, vote Maya Wiley 1st choice for Mayor. It's time for some real change in New York City.
Today, we're going to try and discuss the filibuster. How can we get around some of these archaic Senate rules.
Texas is trying to snatch souls to the polls and take away the rights of Americans to vote. You ever wonder why that is?
Why would politicians want you to not be able to vote? Maybe it's because they know you won't vote for them
Also, shout outs to the government. Shout outs to Joe Biden and his ice cream cone.
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Your weekly reminder of a few actual facts: 1) The GOP are Seditious Nazi Fascists 2) Staten Island is a complete shithole3 3) Joe Biden eating ice cream gives me life. Shout outs to the government.
This week, we're going to talk about this difference between being Informed and being Obstinate. We never want to call anyone "stupid"
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This week we're talking about passing the John Lewis Voting Rights Act. Also, the public now has a choice: Wear a mask or get #Covid. Have fun with that. Finally, we touch on what the heck is #Dogecoin and why I really hate Elon Musk.
Plus.. Shout outs to the government working like government. Shouts to Biden and Harris holdin' it down.
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I'm glad we're over a year into this thing and people are now starting to take it seriously.. but do yourself a favor and take the best measure of staying safe: GET VACCINATED.
Also, shout outs to the government and Joe Biden. I love Biden's America.
President Joe Biden addressed the nation this week. Crazy Man Rudy Giuliani's home and office were raided this week. This is what it looks like when Government is working. People are getting shots in arms. We are headed for a very lit summer.
Also, buy some $doge!
When people murder other people they should then go to jail. Also, two plus two equals four. Small steps in the long journey towards equality.
Also, I'm fully #Vaccinated baby! Lit summer? You Know we outside!
And buy $doge and help me make some scruples!
The J&J Vaccine is on pause, Massachusetts's 2nd most popular senator has an awesome idea. Shout outs to Dogecoin! Plus, some clown got struck by the A train and it totally killed my trip home from work. Hence the delay in the podcast. Keep it locked to @DyzeInYourHouse on Twitter and IG for the latest episodes!
Florida man pays for sex with underage women. Florida man is also an elected Republican congressman who was the lone "No" vote on a 2017 Sex Trafficking Bill. Matt Gaetz is more than a pervert, he's a predator.
New York has FINALLY legalized the adult use of cannabis for adult use. On the same day as I got my first dose of the #Pfizer vaccine. It was a good day overall.
Hate is a virus.
The only people in America that should be being hated and abused are Nazis and Rapists. What you look like, what religious institution you frequent- that garbage means nothing. We are human beings,
ISSA BANDEMIC OUT HERE!
In all seriousness, awesome to see Joe Biden back on the good side of the meme game right? The internet was okay this week. Oh yeah.. and we all got 'dem checks! Shout outs to the relief!
President Joe Biden is signing the American Rescue Plan into law today. Americans, help is on the way!
Shout outs to government governing.
There will be a vaccine for EVERY adult in America by the end of May.
Thank You President Biden.
Ted Cruz is here to remind that he's Ted Cruz and he is indeed the worst kind of person.
Also, can a retail employee get a damn vaccine? I MISS GIRLS.
Peeps are getting stabbed to death while taking naps on the A Train. You know who is heavy into naps on the A train? I am.
Another week unstabbed!
The CDC officially says that wearing two masks is better at protecting youb against #Covid. I've been doing that since July. Anyone wanna hang at a safe distance?
Still no? I figured.
Democrats should not feel the need to negotiate with Nazis. On the next stimmy package, we need to go BIG or go home.
The stock market is not the economy and the economy is not the stock market. This week is a prime example of that.
This is the final recording of a podcast while there is a fascist crime syndicate occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
If those terrorists that stormed the Capitol Building were anything but White they're be a sea of blood and dead bodies.
THROW THESE CLOWNS IN PRISON.
Let's do this one more time in this f#&ked up year. Remember, don't make New Years Resolutions, make New Years REVOLUTIONS.
And stay alive. Let's make this lit summer happen!
I was going to sing christmas songs for an hour, but this clown set the stimulus bill on fire before going to play golf.
We finally have needles in arms. We may have a shot at a lit summer. Let's just not be stupid about this. I miss my face.
This #Thanksgiving, I'm thankful to have a president elect who isn't a rapey psychotic fascist wannabe autocrat with a fondness for orange body paint.
Covidmania is again running wild on this nation and the orange clown really just needs to concede already and help speed up the process of saving lives. It's time to be normal.
Welp, we're here. Have you voted yet? Well next time you're adjusting your mask before you leave the house, remember the person who was in charge who let it get that far. It's time to end this nightmare.
We have two podcasts left in this universe. What awaits us on the other side... who the heck knows. But I know one thing. We'll be voting EARLY and we are #RidinWithBiden!
We a little over two weeks out. Over 14 million people have voted already. We need to keep this energy. Get people who didn't vote in 2016 out to vote, people who've never voted before. We got one goal. One shot to pull this off. If we don't.. I don't even want to entertain the thoughts of those horrors.
BidenHarris2020 #VoteBlue2020 #VoteHimOut
The clown has MASSIVE amounts of Covid flowing through his body with a bunch of meds that were being tested on lab mice like two weeks ago and it's time to take the nuclear codes away now.
This idiot gets Covid. The most protected person in America. What a fucking moron. Seriously, it takes a special kind of stupid for this.
They're going to steal ANOTER #SCOTUS seat and then steal ANOTHER election. It's time to hit the streets. Use your PTO at work. Send the kids to your parents house. We must stop this bullshit NOW.
We have a free Bonus episode and we wish it was for a good reason. Rest In POWER to Ruth Bader Ginsburg.. The Notorious RBG.
The US Govt is handing out free hysterectomies that nobody asked for at ICE Detention Facilities. If "handing out" means "forced sterilization".
Oppressing non-white people on television is a longer running series than the Simpsons. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. We need to vote out this hate in November.
The 2020 Democratic National Convention went down this week, virtually. It was the best convention in a long, long time.
The strongest option for Veep was chosen this week. Now it's time to get to work!
Every Weekend, a brand new episode of Dyze In Your House...
Read my post on Medium: "Conservatives that "don't like trump" but won't vote Biden are closeted trumpets" https://medium.com/@rjhdqsnnu/in-the-united-states-there-are-two-political-parties-that-exist-147cf27407b5
RIP to a Civil Rights ICON John Lewis. We're need to make some noise. We have to get into trouble. Good trouble. Necessary trouble.
The Secret Police: Coming to a town near you
You thought those amendments were for you? Nah, just the govt bootlickers
We're this far into this pandemic and there are people still not wearing masks. Mind boggling. It's a piece of cloth.
Roger Stone is a criminal. Black Lives Still Matter. Covidmania still running wild on us due to a lack of leadership. Nobody wants to keep schools closed, we just need to do it safely so kids don't die. We gotta take our country back on November 3rd
It's crazy for people to not know what Juneteenth is (It's in your textbooks from 8th grade history class), it frightening when they "leader" of the "free world" hasn't a clue... about anything.
We take it to the polls in November!
One political party understands the depth of #BlackLivesMatter while the other fawns over Confederate statues.
Protesters protest injustice. Looters are criminals who commit crimes. These two are not the same group of people.
We've seen enough. It's time for all the good cops we hear about to stop the bad cops from killing unarmed black people. It's time for Police Reforms.
How many of the same headlines do we have to read before we attack the disease of systemic racism in our county.