An hour-long discussion of war movies by 4 avowed leftists. A custom review system with every movie. War is bad, and yet movies show it, interesting. Previously: An obscure video games podcast.
Can you shoot flintlocks akimbo? Can love bloom on the colonial battlefield? Just how much product can you possibly find on the frontier?
We aren't going to even ask if Wes Studi owns because the answer is obvious.
All this and more as we discuss Michael Mann's The Last of the Mohicans.
Do you get dual pistols as you enter Hong Kong? How does evil happen? What even are numbers? When are screaming eagles appropriate?
For our 100th episode we review Hot Shots Part Deux.
What do you do with a drunken Gable? What qualifies as a submarine movie? Were you born on the 7th? We review Run Silent, Run Deep.
The next movie is The Last of the Mohicans (1993).
Do you believe in curses? What about traditions? Can love bloom in the bakery? Do you need to call your mother? For a belated April Fool's we sincerely get messy with a review of Moonstruck.
In just 3 hours you can watch 2 different war movies with the greatest actors of the time. What is the Brando theory of sitting? When is approptiate to forget your own character? How many vinowned.mp3 can we fit into one episode? We review The Young Lions.
The Next Movie is Run Silent Run Deep a submarine movie, finally.
Bonus Cast: The hosts go up against fifth generation fighters, how The Navy sees it, Tom Cruise's ego, and pulled papers.
How do you deal with a sicko for a tall ship? Would you discover evolution given the chance? Can you stop telling us you read the book? We all beat to quarters reviewing this warmovis.
The next movie is The Young Lions (1958).
When is a hostess club just a hostess club? Have you been skydiving? What are your plans on December 7th, 1941? Just asking. Our gaydar shatters from off the chart readings as we review From Here To Eternity.
The Next Movie is Master And Commander: On The Far Side of The World.
When is a movie to pollyannaish? What do you do with a Gommer Pile? Whats the tensile strength of your podcast? As we review Three Kings.
The next movie is From Here To Eternity.
Our first time just reciting the plot. Stay for all the real Texas History! What happens when you just invent a guy? How do you prove you are military genius? Do you know who the greatest American is? It's not Sam Houston, the focus of this biopic. If you want to watch this one, look it up on bing!
The next movie is Three Kings (1999).
Between episodes enjoy this conversation about platformers and stuff Square Enix owned. 6 minutes is the exact right length to talk about video games.
After our brief dalliance with a failed videogame console, Warmovis returns to WWII, and the heroic exploits of the first African American combat flight squadron in: Redtails. As produced by George Lucas. We learn all about: The Sexiest Plane, How love can cross the boundaries of language via folded paper, The Dangers of Hard Spirits and MAURICE!
The Next Movie is Man of Conquest (1939)
We don't do video game podcasts anymore. To prove we don't we played and ranked every game for the 32X. Do you love Hornk? What's the back of your box say? Is the grass actually greener on the other console? Our next warmovis is still Redtails (2012).
special thanks for Ramona ( @lonelyfrontier ) and Closed for sitting through most of these games with us.
In our least jokes by volume episode yet we discuss what it's like to be in a Charnel House, ratioms, islambs, and how the Japanese have Haiku. This warmovis is a downer. It won't all be fun ones when you have a warmovie podcast.
The next movie is Redtails (2012).
While Rudie toils on editing Fires on The Plain, please enjoy this much lighter fare. How do you craft a child? When is it safe? Look out for Video Game spoilers because we don't do video game podcasts anymore.
April Fools! We take a break from warmovis to romanmovis. Can you opt out of the creative process? What is the Laughing Boner and Robbing Oscar? Can 1990s Hollywood be shown in Elizabeathen England? We review Shakespeare in Love.
We discuss how real a war movie can get when you accidentally hire actual mercernaries and James Bond for The Wild Geese (1978).
The Next Film is Fires On The Plain (1959).
Crumpets, Remembering Sons, Birthday cards from World Leaders and more as we look at 1960's Sink The Bismarck!
The Next Movie is Wild Geese (1978).
Underwear captains, warcrimes, walks on the beach, warcrimes, and fighting in 3 dimensions come up as we review Mobile Suit Gundam Thunderbolt December Sky. We don't even bring up jazz once!
The next film is Sink The Bismarck! (1960). It is not a submarine film.
Happy Holidays! We grouped watched a movie and enjoyed it so much we recorded it right then and there. With conspicuous gallantry, dumpers, and kissing pictures will we ever find the navy? find out as we review Wing and a Prayer (1944).
The Bridge At Remagen scheduled at date with the Allies and the Nazis on the same night. Will she able to balance the industrial-grade explosives, nazi revisionsim, and still make it in time to be battle-field promoted? It's a meat and potatos war movie as we review The Bridge At Remagen (1969).
The next film is Mobile Suit Gundam: Thunderbolt: December Sky (2016).
MacArthur was in charge of Pacific Operations in World War 2. This warmovis presents him as the greatest man to ever live. This cast thinks this movie and him deserve one 5 stars.
We all got issues with our dads.
The next movie is The Bridge at Remagen (1969).
At Hinge Problems HQ we tug at our collars as we release a review of The Battle of Algiers on the tail of recent world events.
The Next Film is MacArthur (1977).
Defend Mother Russia as we review the 1938 propaganda Soviet film Alexander Nevsky. Alexander is a (not) saint who repels the devilish Catholic Germans in the eve of the Nazi Germans invading Russia in World War 2.
The Next Film is The Battle of Algiers (1966)
We try not to sit on in any dogs as Tigress tries to not hurt anyone's feelings as we review the barely-Top Gun based comedy film, Hot Shots!
The Next Film is Alexander Nevsky (1938).
Can a man escape a lifetime of aimless war-fighting? Can pleated slacks look better? Punctuality is important as we review The Dogs of War (1980).
The Next Film is Hot Shots (1991)
A back to the basics video games Hinge Problems in which we review the packaging for Paprium and how Balan Wonderworld changed us forever.
You can come home from war, but can you ever come back? Hinge Problems discusses the story of a Penguin with PTSD.
The Next Film is Dogs of War (1980) available on HBOMax
On the eve of the Battle of Incheon, America and South Korea sent 700 student soldiers to Jangsari beach as cannon fodder. They survived.
The next film is Penguin's Memory (1985). Available on Youtube
Terrence Malick's epic war film. Oh look the light through trees, waving fields of grass, where was evil born? Is that the podcast Hinge Problems where they review warmovis?
Rudie and Chris enlisted their friends Shrug and Tigress to discuss the war movie, Saving Private Ryan. A new step for Hinge Problems, but still the same show if it had segments, two more hosts, and was about war movies.
After a 13 minute intro we discuss the release of Paprium, the PC Engine Mini, Game Gear Micro, GG Aleste Collection and Sakuna of Rice and Ruin.
Rudie Recommends: Bad Operation - Bad Operation
Chris Recommends: A Lush and Seething Hell by John Horner Jacobs
The Retroid Pocket, What's Destinyin' and a two part critical roundtable about Final Fantasy 7 Remake
We discuss A Short Hike, Square-Enix's Yuji Naka's Hat Game, Cuphead, Metal Gear Solid 1, and recommend Maria Dahvana Headley's Beowulf translation ,the Dangan Ronpa series and www.skaagainstracism.com
Rudie returns as a CoDDaD, we examine our place in video game criticism, talk about Spiderman and the Amico and praise Arrest of a Stone Buddha. No Spoilers are present regarding TLoUP2. We recommend: A Borrowed Man by Gene Wolfe and the film The Bridge At Remagen.
With Rudie out for a positive family event, Chris welcomes Doolittle to talk about the weird world of Destiny. And a little bit about Sonic Forces. Sorry for Chris's slighty weird voice on this one; we promise he's not in the Witness Protection Program.
We discuss how Covid is affecting Japan and the world and in lesser news the video games Shenmue 3 and The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa.
Rudie tells you not to play the Kingdom Hearts 3 DLC and then they discuss the flawed work of Shenmue 2 for almost two hours.
Features: Genesis Mini, Dinosaurs for Hire, Bad Apple, Fists of the North Star Lost Paradise, Yakuza Kiwami 2, Judgement, Judge Eyes, Control, Star Wars Fallen Order, and Japanese Steak Restaurants
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We start 2020 with a quick roundup of Timespinner, Search Action Games, Psikyo's Switch Collections including a full remake of Zero Gunner 2!
Two polar tired men discuss DooM 2016, ESP Ra De, Ketsui, M2, Gimmick, EXE Arcadia, Alan Wake, Quantum Break, and SaGa Scarlet Graces
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We discuss the concept of spoilers, Detention, games as services, and extended talk about Death Stranding with absolutely No Spoilers! Sorry about Rudie's audio.
Live from a game room in Branson, we got together with @automatictiger of The Book of Megadrive Podcast to talk about Shenmue 1. We all consider it a masterpiece of the artform that is video games.
We discuss German Switch Releases, Japanese Tax Revision, Natsuge Arcade Closing, and the video games State of Mind, Devil Engine, Shenmue 1, Silent Hill 2, Juno First, and Landstalker.
Breaking Hard Off news, returning to Metal Gear Solid 4, and Shikhondo, Vasara, Guwange, Ketsui, Battle Garrega, Game Tengoku, and of course Zero Ranger.
Ruiner, 428 Shibuya Scramble, Travis Strikes Again, Robotics;Notes, Steins;gate, and A Hat In Time get the Hinge Problems (R) Treatment (TM).
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We give Nine Out Of Tens to Devotion, Symphony of the Night, Bloodstained, Barkley 2, Hiveswap, Murdered Soul Suspect, and review the Playstation Classic Again! Is Game Art???
Paprium Reemerges, Gunlord X's release, The Missing creeps us out, Judge Eyes made Rudie close his eyes, The death of Akiba, GP32 and all The Her Knights All For Princess talk you could want.
After 8 minutes of bullshit about Adam Sandler movies we talk Nintendo being trash, The oversized Capcom Arcade Stick, Yakuza successor Judge Eyes, More Megadrive Mini and Sekiro. We also keep bringing up Mcdonalds.
More Game Stores are Closing, luckily Retro Collections are keeping us happy. Hands on Impressions with the Megadrive Mini at Sega FES 2019. Talk about Kinect Disneyland, Star Wars, Child of Eden, Sakura Taisen, Shinobi, Sega Ages, and Time and Eternity.
A Disease of Deja Vu , Scared Tears True, Apex Legends, Why we must destroy Symphony of the Night, New Retro Games, and Japan's response to Sekiro Shadows Die Twice.
Pokemon Go is still terrorism, The Atlanta Stripper Database, Lawson bans Pornography and the Video Games Ace Combat 7, Kingdom Hearts 3, and Xbox Emulation. And The Messenger, of course.
Closing Out 2018 we finish up the search for Touhou, Siren Hammers, Sega Genesis Classics Collection, Phantasy Star, Crows, Ketsui Talk Shows, Riglord Saga, SNK Classics Collection and the Playstation Classic.
Live from Bumpass! For our 50th Episode we discuss the Original Microsoft Xbox. Including Advent Rising, Gun Valkyre, Breakdown, Phantom Dust, Halo, Metal Wolf Chaos, Blinx, Sneak King, Xynadine. Special Guests: ArOne, Mikey, nocode, anothersphere, Tulpa, AutomaticTiger
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Live from Rudie's Apartment in Japan. We talk original Xbox Transportation methods, airsoft, Persona 4, Persona 5, Zero Ranger, Shooter Methodology, House of the Dead EX, House of the Dead Crimson Dawn, Natsuge, Kawasaki Warehouse, Viper Phase One, Three
We discuss the new PC STG, Zero Ranger. We love it in a way we haven't loved video games in a long time. Please play it! We break up discussions in gradual levels of spoilers separated by a klaxon.
We discuss the new PC STG, Zero Ranger. We love it in a way we haven't loved video games in a long time. Please play it! We break up discussions in gradual levels of spoilers separated by a klaxon.
Psyvariar Delta, Tokyo Game Show, Famitsu Sales Numbers, SCUD The Disposable Assassin, Umihara Kawase, Haptic Feedback VR, Ketsui, M2, Ninja Warriors Again, Catherine Fullbody
It seems like Video Games Stores are dead in Japan, catching up with the rest of the world. Also Octopath Traveller, Marathon Infinity, Destiny, Halo, Snowboarding Games, Siren, Live A Live
We apologize to Vic Ireland. We talk Working Designs, Goemon PS2, Shenmue I and II, Darius, Mario Odyssey, and Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild
It was E3 in June. We discuss Kolibri, Last of Us 2, Devil May Cry 5, Spiderman, Kingdom Hearts 3, Paprium, The Witness, Obduction, Blaster Master Zero, And SHOOTING THE HINGES.
You get some pre-show chat then we discuss homestuck #homestuck Hiveswap. Rudie compares it to Thimbleweed Park and Kentucky Route Zero. Chris bought a Switch then played Ni no Kuni 2 instead.
Metal Slug 4, Chris loves Monster Hunter World, Rudie regrets playing Sword of Fortress
We talk Saturn Games, The Death of the Wii U, Final Fantasy XV. A Japanese construction company guest stars.
Switch Watch, Blowing Wind with Kingdom Hearts, Hokuto ga Gotoku, Sonic Mania, Project X Zone 2
Devil May Cry 1, We Spoil The New Dark Souls, A Sincere Discussion Of Art, A far too long discussion of Crazy Taxi Gazillionaire,What to do about Streaming, we cover a lot.
SNES Mini, Peak Bookoff, Spoiler Discussion of Nier:Automata. See pictures of Peak-Bookoff on hingeproblems.com
Apologies for Audio. Recorded from an Airport Lobby we talk about Chris's Time in Japan, Nier:Automata, More Book-Off, And Yakuza Zero
13 uneditted minutes of Chris and Rudie in Japan. Here them talk Don Quixote, the State of Akihabara, YakZero, and hopefulness for Nier Automata
Ninja Gaiden 3, Pokemon Go is the worst video game of all time, Armchair Quaterbacking Sony, Toro is a Cat
Rudie this one is more than nine months late you say! Well enjoy our baby then. Now dated discussion of Neo-Geo, FFXV Speculation, and Book-Off.
A podcast eaten by the dark, only to return as a different podcast about Uncharted, Trophies, and Shooting Hinges.
We mumble about Five Years of the 3DS. Rudie talks about Dangan Ronpa 2 from inside a tincan.
Rudie and Chris talk about The Division, Xenoblade X, a failed console and of course Ninja Gaiden 3.
After a cardboard meal of a start, Rudie talks about Steins;gate, La Mulana EX, Bernband, and other games. Chris starts comparing DoDonPachi to Ulysses.
While in Japan and afterwards Rudie recording himself talking. Hear wonderful background noise, a list of Saturn games he bought, and stick around for the surprise ending.
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We're back! Chris is on a phone. He talks the Witness. Rudie talks Ranko Tsukihime's Longest Day.
Chris and Rudie tackle the rest of the Edge Greatest Games of All Time list. Find out how much we definitely hate Nintendo and love DooM.
Rudie and Chris discuss Edge's 100 Greatest Videogames of All Time 100-50. Music from the Metal Slader Glory Soundtrack.
Another podcast from our massive backlog. Rudie buys a PS4 and Chris has had a PS4. We discuss hating GTAV, enjoying Destiny and Killfall:The Shadow Zone.
Chris and Rudie sit down to talk about the game news of 2015. They continue their strictly business love affair with Koei-Tecmo. The least editted episode of hinge problems ever!
Rudie met up with Colin of the Virtuacast to get a Darius hoodie.
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Chris talks Shadows of the Damned. Rudie talks Pier Solar. Neither of them want more video games but will probably still buy them.
This was recorded a long long time ago and we never uploaded. Please ignore the news that is wrong or has changed.
Cousin Chris is enjoying Hyrule Warriors. Cousin Rudie really really hates Dying Light. Will he give up video games?
Rudie sits down with James Howell (@adilegian) to talk a long time about The Evil Within.
Rudie is dissapointed in Dangan Ronpa. Chris wishes he had more strong opinions about specific RPGs.
We still aren't editing things that much, but that doesn't make us quicker to upload things. However, enjoy this supersized episode of Hinge Problems, featuring Rudie and Chris versus the world of Konami, and maybe a discussion of the MOST IMPORTANT videogame. Ever.
Really.
So we've decided we edit things too much. So we aren't doing that any more. No edits, just tag an opening and an ending on and away we go. So sorry if this is a little rough. But this is what we are doing. On this episode, Rudie and Chris tackle some weird otaku shit that the US is somehow actually getting translated, and then maybe the best spoiler about 999. Don't worry, we warn you about it. It's worth hearing though because WHOA.
Rudie and Chris talk about the Wii, and maybe some stuff that was OK for it. And probably some stuff that wasn't. Of course, they talk about other stuff as well because we never remain on topic here. Enjoy...?
Rudie and Chris dive into some recent games with some probably pretty offensive content, but then realize how dumb they are (not that stupidity is an excuse, really). Dragon's Crown, DmC, Resident Evil 5, and Lost Planet 2 get their time in the spotlight, especially Lost Planet 2. Go play Lost Planet 2. Do it.
Chris and Rudie try to untangle Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance and the franchise as a whole. If you've never tried this, you just have no idea how complicated it can get. Ganbare, Hinge Problems.
Rudie goes to Japan, and shares the fruits of his trip. We get creeped out by AKB48 too. This seems like the only possible reaction someone could have.
Rudie and Chris talk about Red Dead Redemption. We try to avoid spoiling it, but then we spoil it, but we give plenty or warning ahead of time, so you can bail out if you need to. We also talk about Chris's custom soundtrack for the game, and Rudie's best glitches in the game. And we get sidetracked, because we always get sidetracked.
Rudie and Chris discuss some semi relevant game news, and then delve into the Nintendo 64 Zelda games, coming out slightly dissatisfied, and longing to be kids with innocent views of everything again. So, you know, normal life and all.
In this episode, Rudie goes slightly pre-dumpster diving in the Gamestop PS2 bargain bins, which leads to discussions of Flipnic and a few other not-quite-notable games. Then Rudie and Chris settle into talking about one of the strangest, most wonderful game developers ever, Kenji Eno. He might be an alien, but that is A-OK.
In this episode, Rudie talks about actually enjoying the much-maligned Ninja Gaiden 3, and Chris talks about not really enjoying the rightfullly ignored White Knight Chronicles. The first time editing for Rudie, so let us know if you have any thoughts. We also introduce our new theme song, "Dreamcast", by Jerkbait. And if you can't get how well that fits, I don't know what to tell you.
Oh heck, we are back! A grab bag of topics, starting with what Rudie has been playing lately, then touching on the Siren series, the much-maligned Marc Ecko's Getting Up, and a whole host of other topics. Hence the weird title.
The slightly delayed episode 4 is finally here. After a bit of digging around on the internet, we finally settle into talking about the Yakuza series: what is right, what is wrong, and what is just wonderfully silly. We even touch a bit on the ancestor of the series, the ever wonderful Shenmue saga, and how much we loved all of that. Spoilers abound, and we hope you like Goro Majima as much as we do.
In this, our first episode with a title for the podcast, we discuss the strangeness of the Ouya and Penny Arcade Kickstarter projects, and wonder when exactly everything Kickstarter related is going to fall apart. We also introduce a new segment of the show where we discuss games we are currently playing. Sound quality is a bit better, thanks to Chris getting a new mic, but it's still a work in progress, and that's OK.
In our second test run, with still no title at the time of recording, we sit down to talk about modern SquareEnix (though really only the Square side of it), focusing mostly on Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: Crystal Bearers and Final Fantasy XIII (with some light touching on XIII-2). Still working out some sound issues, but hey, we might be getting better at this.
In a test run, we sat down on Skype and talked about The Atlantic's article The Most Dangerous Gamer. We'd like to think we say some things that aren't too stupid about all of this. Early issues crop up with mics, but maybe it works.