Junk Food Dinner: Recent Episodes
Kevin, Parker & Sean
Junk Food Dinner is a weekly podcast devoted to cult films, sci-fi, horror movies and everything weird and wild about the cinematic art form. Your three hilarious and good-looking hosts each pick a movie and then argue about why we did or did not like them.
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Our adventures in the American Southwest continue as we kick off Schlocktober, the spookiest of months, with our look at Death Valley, the underseen 1982 semi-slasher featuring a bevy of semi-famous familiar faces!
Also! Parker Bowman's back from Kevin's wedding in Cinci and has stories to tell!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Saudi Arabian Prince Rocky Johnson fails at the box office, old man Cena stars in HBO's The Pacemaker, Bowman regales us with tales of horror and romance from the dark Christian heartland of the American midwest, a (sadly incomplete) update on the Moss family tax filing status, does Kevin's dad make an appearance? (answer: yes), things people have always said, whether or not you should get cheese on a burger (answer: yes), what exactly constitutes a new tattoo versus an expansion of an existing one? (answer: listen and find out), important baseball updates, extensive One Battle After Another coverage, too much music for a supper episode, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Up first! We were shocked to discover our baby boy Bowman hadn't seen 1984's Spinal Tap, but now he has. Did he like it, though?
Next up! We stretch the definition of "involvement" with Mary Tyler Moore's television variety special called How to Survive the 70s and Maybe Even Bump Into Happiness, (from 1978). He's sort of in it, but barely.
Finally! Of course, it's 1993's Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman, because he directed it, and that's the only movie he directed that we've heard of.
All this plus a traumatic treat-based trick, a cinci cult film screening update, a juggalo gathering update, fourth dimension theatrical exhibitions, the smells of vienna austria, an official update on Kevin's all-important filing status, is free speech overrated?, nerd news and even more!
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Your boys are back with some spooky almost-Schlocktober fun!
There's an absolutely massive October movie preview with a few of our favorite film makers and a lot of weird nonsense on streaming services. We also talk about "The Long Walk" and some other stuff.
Then we finally discuss "Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight" from 1995. The Ernest Dickerson movie brought the Crypt Keeper to the big screen. In it, Billy Zane from Twin Peaks does battle with William Sadler from Freaked over the fate of the universe. Also, demons and Dick Miller are involved.
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Our adventures with futuristic Eastern European cartoon felines continue with our look at the overlooked Cat City, the beloved (in Hungary) classic from 1986. Is this musical animal adventure any more entertaining than the oft-discussed Hugo the Hippo? We'll determine it once and for all. Additionally: the match-up of a life-time: Audio Tracks versus Video Tracks - which are more important to an enjoyable viewing experience?
Also! We do one of those famous Good/Bad/Weird segments: but with cinematic cats!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus whether or not calling Kevin's buttocks is a good idea, is Little Jimmy talking about Billy again?, the latest in Japanimation news, the Hamilton report, the 90210 recap, yet another longing reference to the heyday of Scholastic Book Fairs, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Sean and Parker are back with a big episode. First up, Parker goes through a rollercoaster of emotion as he ages into obscurity and then resurrects like a phoenix. Sean hasn't been up to much, though.
Then the guys do a Last 10 Movies Canonical Rankings of, well, the last 10 movies reviewed on the show.
Then they're joined by a mystery guest to discuss Macon Blair's 2025 "Toxic Avenger" remake. It's a reinvention of the world of Tromaville. Is it a success or do the guys dump it into toxic waste and forget about it? Find out! Oh, also beware, we're spoiling much of it.
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Junk Food Dinner returns with the historic episode 690! To celebrate, we're looking at the first X-rated movie, a horny dog movie and a trashy party comedy!
Our adventures with ancient Japanese woodsmen continue with our look at the overlooked Under the Blossoming Cherry Trees, from 1975. Is this Masahiro Shinoda movie about a decapitation-mad husband and wife in ancient Japan worthy of a wikipedia page? Then why doesn't it have one yet?
Also! We run down all over the movies coming out in September 2025!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus what was the best Mr. Show sketch of all time?, why Illeana Douglas refused to direct Bob Odenkirk in the new-in-theatres film "Nobody 2", Shameful Night Live, getting on the Spinal Tap tip, Bowman's still watching Dream On, official domestic box office predictions for the opening weekend of the new Toxic Avenger movie (Sean: $9Mil, Parker: $7Mil), sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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It's not exactly a Niku Daruma, but it's close!
Sean and Parker return to discuss some weird things this week. First, it's hate-watching Bill Maher and youtubers and Parker went to see "Weapons." After that, Sean introduces a new game show. Is it "Mike" or "Psych" as Parker is quizzed on how well he knows everyone's favorite Japanese director, Rikishi Mike.
Then, the guys discuss the less successful director, Takashi Miike, and his 2014 film, "As the Gods Will." The movie, based on a manga, as is pretty common, features a violent daruma doll, bored gods and a very violent day at school.
All this, plus Junk Mails, Australia, Godzilla Chat and so much more.
Our adventures with 7th-century Buddhist monks of the Far East continue with our look at the overlooked The Fantastic Magic Baby, from 1975. Is this Shaw Bros kung-fu flick the weirdest adaptation of Journey to the West we've seen so far? Probably. We haven't seen that many.
Also! We chat about a few other good, bad and weird fairy-tale flicks!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus is Toxic Avenger a super hero or just some woke BS?, old Two-Times Bowman at the Multiplex (in this case the multiple is 2), a new golden age of cinema, scheming in Phoenicia, mathematical filmographic techniques, SummerSlam(e), race-bent Robert De Niro, a very consensual opening segment, the (implied) promise of Tank Girl (the motion picture, not the comic-book), the feasability of viewing a mere 13-episode television series run, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Parker and Sean are back this week with some wild ass shit.
Fist up, Hulk Hogan is dead! He died. Then Sean adds some things to his watchlist. Parker goes to a horror convention and sees Fantastic Four. And then! The August movie preview with a surprising amount of interesting things.
Then, the guys review Rene Cardona Jr's "Cyclone" from 1978. Hugo Stiglitz and an all-star cast get caught in bad Mexican weather and are adrift at sea in the aftermath. Hunted by sharks, low on water and getting an itch for cannibalism -- who will survive? We'll spoil it so watch it first if you want.
All this plus so much more.
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Junk Food Dinner is back for the summer... just the summer of '87! That's right, we've got a trio of very different flicks from the year 1987!
Our adventures with Venezuelan wrestlers of the 1960s continue, with our look at the overlooked Goldface, the Fantastic Superman, from 1967. Directed by the guy who made Black Emanuelle!
Also! We share every and all thought related to the new Superman film (brought to you by James Gunn and DC Comics Films Incorporated LLC)!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus HBO Maxing (and relaxing), CGI slop, Mr Do chats, a healthy dose of junk mails, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Your guys are back with another wacky one this week.
First, the guys talk about their weeks and all that but they figure it out: What was the greatest Hanna-Barbera cartoon of all time? The answer may surprise you!
Then, the guys talk about the Scooby-Doo live action flick from 2002. It was written by James Gunn of "Superman" and directed by Raja Gosnell ... who also did some movies. Matthew Lillard from Twin Peaks, Buffy and Mr. Bean star in the movie that brings the Mystery Inc. gang to real life.
All this plus drops, junk mails, movie chat and so much more.
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Our adventures with Michelle Bauer and Fred Olen Ray continue, with our look at their 1989 outing Beverly Hills Vamp, co-starring Eddie Deezen and Tim Conway Jr as a couple of nerds hoodwinked by some high-end undead escorts!
Also! We break out a classic Good/Bad/Weird segment and chat about Scream Queen flicks in general!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus hellfire and political brimstone, the never-ending firework seasons, Parker's "stuff watched" reporting, our soon-to-be-greenlit killer sex-doll movie, would Jennifer Tilly cover herself in whipped cream for basic cable television?, what the hell even is a Scream Queen anyways?, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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JFD is back to heat up your summer with three scorching hot flicks that prove crime doesn't pay!Your boys are back amid trying times!
Sean discusses the political mood in LA and Parker has thoughts on a TV show that he feels invented the modern Youtube aesthetic. Then it's time for a July movie preview. Summer season is in full swing as we discuss Jurassic Park, Superman, the Fantastic Four and Tyler Perry's Madea!
Next, we discuss a strange slasher movie where a group of students trek up a mountain looking for ancient artifacts and instead find a cult of millenium-worshipping druids, metal bikers and mysterious natives. It "stars" Michelle Bauer and George "Buck" Flower, among other JFD faves.
All this plus voicemails, goofy stuff, a jokey intro, Parker's shaky desk and the new hottest drop of 2025.
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Our adventures through 1960's Las Vegas continue, with our look at the potentially proto-slasher-y Flareup (1969), starring Raquel Welch as a Las Vegas stripper on the run from a murderous psychopath with a weird haircut. Now featuring multiple go-go dancer bars with live house bands!
Also! We chat about Parker's adventures in Los Angeles this weekend!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus A Bowman's Eye View of the Southland, Los Angeles is invaded by federal nazi goons, glossy photographs of Ed Asner, whale sharks versus shrimp blunts, Karate Kid Mini Golf, Mike Trout's California Angels of Anaheim, fried pies, cookie buckets, respectable shrubberies, Mark's Non-Sports Cards, incidental meats, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll extinguish flaming stunt-men for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
Our adventures through 1970's England continue, with our look at the proto-slasher classic Frenzy (1972), directed by noted ballet skeptic Alfred Hitchcock! Can this movie possibly be even more crucial in the development of De Palma than Psycho? We will tell you for certain, once and for all (or probably just talk around it).
Also! We chat about the past ten movies we reviewed and how much we liked 'em or thought they stunk!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus the paltry numbers of Junk Food Dinner (and when they might be surpassed), little tidbits of Monsterpalooza action from your on-the-scene reporter, the city of Pasadena tries to murder Sean (again), California's Central Valley fungal contaminants, is grief a played out metaphorical subject basis?, we rank the last ten movies we reviewed in our official canonical ranking segment, can we resist the temptation to talk about Sinners again?, cheeky fingerblasting, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Your JFS boys are back and things are getting mighty sleazy around here!
First up, the guys talk about Mission Impossible and complain about it -- a lot. Then they discuss the rehearsal and praise it -- a lot.
Then it's time for the June Movie Preview and there may or may not even be any good movies coming up this month.
Finally, it's time to review "Who Saw Her Die," a 1972 giallo directed by Aldo Lado. Starring George Lazenby, the film explores grief in Venice, Italy all against the backdrop of a creepy murder spree.
All this plus Voice Mails, instant regret, vacation chat, Italian slander, and more!
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Junk Food Dinner returns with three very random, very different films to wet your weird cinema whistle!
Your boys are back this week to discuss the beach, Full Moon, and many other things.
In honor of Sabu, the iconic hardcore wrestler who just died, we watch his first ECW match and chat about how homicidal he was.
After that, we discuss the 1972 proto-slasher West Coast weirdo movie, "Private Parts" from 1972. It's not the Howard Stern, it was Paul Bartel's (Eating Raoul, Death Race 2000) first movie! In it, a girl visits her aunt in an old creepy hotel and runs afoul of the weird inhabitants.
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Our adventures through 1960's England continue, with our look at the proto-slasher classic Peeping Tom, directed by noted ballet fan Michael Powell! Can this movie possibly be even more crucial in the history of slashers than Psycho? We will tell you for certain, once and for all (or probably just talk around it).
Also! We chat about the best slasher movies that don't feature any of those famous slasher guys!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Bowman's non-lecherous lurking and window-spying, why aren't they playing Dracula Drops (for god's sake?), that new Letterboxd for Wrassling (dropkickd), old men complaining about the modern Internet, who's on our (and your) Mount Slashmores, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll mine uranium for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
Your boys are back with a mega double-sized episode!
First up, Sean and Parker discuss some new trailers and the new season of Nathan Fielder's "The Rehearsal," followed by a May movie preview featuring things they do and do not want to see.
Then, it's the main course and the guys discuss Ryan Coogler's new smash hit, "Sinners." It's a Depression-era epic full of blues music, prohibition, adultery, faith, vampires and the often-times vampiric sharing and stealing of culture.
All this plus voicemails, Michael B. Jordan's muscles and so much more!
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This month on Junk Food Dinner we get two flicks where Treat Williams is at his creepiest and one flick with no Treat, but some tricks!
Our adventures through 1970'S Japan continue, with our look at Toei's 1977 classic Curse of the Dog God, aka Curse of the God Dog, starring a flying decapitated dog's head! It's based on the Inugami Curse, a real dog-god yokai from Japan!
Also! We chat about movies coming out in May (of 1985!).
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Pee-fixation in Netflix's GLOW Series, Sean's films about Merry Old England, Parker still likes Men but prefers Wars, unnecessary crapfests, daisy chained headphone cables at the cinemaplex, medium gonzo factor, tuneful ditties, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Your boys are back with some poetic cinema this week!
First up, Sean discusses some live pro wrestling he witnessed and Parker discusses the old TV shows he's finally watching. Then, the guys watch a vicious Japanese death match and do a live commentary for it. Will either one throw up from intense gore?
Then, it's more Japanese blood as the guys review Akira Kurosawa's "Throne of Blood," which is based on Shakespeare's "Macbeth." A samurai (Toshiro Mifune) meets a witch that tells him he will become powerful, leading him to seek power. Does he go too far?
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Our adventures through the old west continue, with our look at Sam Peckinpah's 1973 classic Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, starring James Coburn (from Waterhole #3). Plus, just about every other actor to ever ride a horse! (Katy Jurado, Chill Wills, Jason Robards, Slim Pickens, Jack Elam, Elisha Cook Jr, Bruce Dern, Harry Dean Stanton, Bob Dylan, and more)
Also! We chat about our other favorite western movies.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Parker's adventures in professional wrestling (in videogame form), sweat-filled hat-brims, dusty old bottles of sarsparilla, spike-filled cactus groves, tuneful ditties, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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We're back this week and it's an extremely special episode!
We're joined by Kyle from Kentucky for Junk Food Supper's 2nd anniversary show!
We discuss the movies coming out next month in our April Movie Preview! Are any of them Pussy Good?
After that, we discuss the 1999 film, "From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter." THis 1999 direct to video movie is directed by P. J. Pesce, based on a story by Robert Rodriguez and stars national treasure, Michael Parks, Rebecca Gayheart, Danny Trejo and many more.
All this, plus Kyle stories, Sean's gone woke, and so much more!
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\This month on JFD, we get into arcade games, stand-up comedy and kaiju!
Well, we've finally done it. We've found a cowboy picture that is "shockingly offensive" according to at least 100% of your Junk Food Supper hosts. But can it also have some charms? Listen to our review of the potentially very misguided but perhaps still entertaining Waterhole #3, starring James Coburn (from 1967).
Also! We chat about wrestling and get wistful about the guest host who could have been.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus a music league update, Parker Bowman's union-busting ways, dipping your hands into hot caramel, the AEW Revolution 2025 rundown, secret downtown Los Angeles parking tips, someone looks like a gastropub-man, the french fry wars, tuneful ditties, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Your boys are back with a classic old timey western this week.
First up, Sean and Parker rank (canonically and objectively) the last 10 movies watched for the show. What will come out in the top spot and how many movies are tied for worst?
We also have discuss shocking wrestling revelations, go on politcal rants, get some voicemails, read an actual e-mail and so much more.
Then we discuss the award-winning classic, "High Noon" from 1952. Fred Zinnemann's classic recontextualizes the white hate/black hat norms of the western genre and does so in real time! It stars Gary Cooper, Grace Kelly and lots of other cool people.
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Did y'all grow up on old-ass TV shows, some of which featured a crew of shipwrecked pals? Well, then - just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful Rescue From Gilligan's Island (the 1978 TV movie!). Because that's what we're reviewing this week on Junk Food Supper!
Also! We have a very special, somewhat lewd segment at the top of the show.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus a music league update, Parker's struggles with dialing a "1" for local calls, Parker tries to Stop the Steal, Kevin's bag-packery, George Romero takes the blame, True Detective Season Two: Discussed (briefly), the Speed Racer debacle's impact continues to ripple through our universe, the line between videogames and movies: what does it even mean anymore?, a completely inappropriate segment inspired by none other than Kyle from Kentucky, tuneful ditties, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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JFD returns this month as we celebrate Sci-Fi-ebruary with a trio of science fiction films that couldn't be more different from one another!
We're back with a Sci-Fi-Ebruary classic!
Parker fucked up and we're not doing "Twisted Pair," like he said last week. We're doing it's sequel, "Cade: The Tortured Crossing." Sorry for the mix up but if you need a review of "Twisted Pair," we did one on JFD553!.
But this week, Sean and Parker dive into "Tortured Crossing," Neil Breen's sequel wherein a superheroic philanthropist with AI implants and an evil twin helps a mental hospital full of homeless people overthrow the government and big corporations. We think.
Before that, we have a March Movie Preview with a surprising amount of interesting movies on the list. Also, is Sean cheating in Music League? Did he betray Parker? And we announce a new contest where Kevin will come to your hospital and nurse you back to health!
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Is it still Happy Nude Year? Well, as this year goes on, we're clinging onto happiness any way we can. And hopefully we'll get some cheer from the pornography-themed Dom Deluise vehicle Loose Cannons (from 1990, and co-starring the actual lead actors Gene Hackman and Dan Aykroyd).
Also! We discuss all of the important movies coming out in February. Every last one of them, or your money back.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus a music league update, Twist and Shout at quarter speed, a Royal Rumble Report, Parker indulges in "Call Me Kevin" and other Gen-Z YouTubers, do we even know what Hot Ones is?, Parker's boots-on-the-ground cinema reportage, Sean's unbridled enthusiasm for Marvel movies, a surprising twist regarding the upcoming thriller "Cold Wallet", our struggles to draw comic books (contrasted with listener Wil's peerless output), our official invitation for you to butt-dial us at your leisure, cop buddy comedies vs buddy cop comedies, prog rock Ebert, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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We're back this week with a huge episode!
First, Sean and Parker are joined by friend Justin Wiese of Outer Cinema to discuss our Top 5 favorite first-time watches of 2024.
Then we mix things up and Parker is joined by Jackson Stewart (director of Beyond the Gates) and Lucas Heyne to discuss his movie, "Mope." We reviewed "Mope" a couple of episodes ago and Lucas was nice enough to join us to discuss the crazy true story behind the movie, what it's like to attend a bukkakke session and so much more. Then, we celebrate the work of our man, David Lynch, by reviewing his short film, "The Cowboy and the Frenchman!"
All this plus Dom Deluise Chat, plausible deniability and so much more!
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JFD kicks off 2025 by running down our top 5 favorite movies of the previous year (as well as our most hated). Additionally, we continue our Happy Nude Year tradition of watching three dirty flicks to kick off this dirty-ass year.
Happy Nude Year celebrations continue, as Sean returns from abroad with some broad comedy in the form of Knockouts! You know, that famed 1992 titty-flick comedy from John T. Bone, legendary hardcore porno director? No? Well, maybe we can help build that legendy.
Also! We discuss recent events in the worlds of our cohosts, including travel agendas, fire avoidance, illness, panic, mania, and gluttony.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Los Angeles is ablaze, smoking in Japanese glass boxes, the rigorous protocols of subway stairwells, a poster blowout in Japan, 1953's least comfortable rollercoaster experience, scared by a Josuha Tree, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Sean's out on vacation so Parker is joined by friend of the show and director of "Beyond the Gates," Jackson Stewart. The boys discuss the LA fires and Jackson's new project for a bit and then Jackson runs down his Top 5 Movies of 2024. And his least favorite, too.
Then, the guys talk about Lucas Heyne's "Mope" (2019). The movie follows the bizarre true story of Steve Driver and Tom Dong, two porn actors stuck in the muck of z-grade entertaining while dreaming of stardom. The film stars Nathan Stewart-Jarrett, Kelly Sry, David Arquette and more.
All this plus no voicemails due to technical difficulties, Parker's flu, and so much more!
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It's the last Junk Food Dinner of 2024 and to celebrate we're taking a look at three weird movies from this very weird year!
Sean and Parker are back with a doozy of an episode with a surprise tiwst ending!
First, they complain about computers and then, because this may be the final episode of he year, there's a January Movie Preview and, surprise, the movies all look shitty.
Finally, the boys discuss 2024's polarizing horror film, "In a Violent Nature." Some would call it the David Lynch of slasher movies as the film re-contextualizes the '80s slasher genre.
All this plus voicemails, ICP chat and so much more.
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Schlocktober is -still- over! But the horrors still continue! (depending on how much you like talking dinosaurs)
This week! Parker and Sean are off to see the Whoopi! Either that, or they're just wearing their three-toed converse sneakers for no reason at all. But one thing's for sure: they're reviewing the weird-ass Whoopi Goldberg / talking dinosaur buddy-cop comedy "Theodore Rex" from 1996! And they're also conducting an all-important quiz on the subject of popular punks.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Parker watches a little bit of stuff (and watches a little bit of The Long Kiss Goodnight), talkin' rock docs, surprising Streep skepticism, the very important Music League update, a very important music gameshow segment, shout out my boys the Street Sharks, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Your boys are back! They discuss the holidays and all that jazz before getting into a December movie preview and guess what! Sean and Parker are excited for at least one movie, and maybe more!
Then, they discuss a taut thriller directed by the GOAT, Brian De Palma and starring a delightfully unhinged Nic Cage, as well as Gary Sinise and Carla Gugino. It's "Snake Eyes" from 1998!
All this plus more! Remember to send us a voicemail and join the patreon and the discord!
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JFD is back to help you ease into November and this month we pay tribute to Teri Garr by taking a look at three of the goofiest entries in her filmography.
Schlocktober is over! But the horrors continue! (depending on how much you like Billy Barty)
This week! Parker and Sean are off to see the Wizard! Either that, or they're just wearing their ruby slippers for no reason at all. But one thing's for sure: they're reviewing the weird-ass Chevy Chase / Carrie Fisher comedy "Under the Rainbow" from 1981! And they're also catching up on the official JFS movie rankings.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus exchanging digits like the kids in Strange Darling do, celebrating small victories, the worst election results in our lifetime, a quick run down of some recent releases (The Fall Guy, Twisters, The Substance, Anora and maybe more!), the hottest spot for plaster cranks in Sin City (we're talking dongs), do we need to all calm down about Bruce Campbell (just a little)?, Parker defends puke movies (and also heaps mild praise on a Journey to the Center of the Earth movie), walking simulations explored, a drop requested (and delivered), sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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JFD is back -- just in time for Halloween!!
On this very spooky Halloween episode, we conclude Schlocktober.
First, a perverted scientist creates a man out of dead bodies in "Flesh for Frankenstein," starring Udo Kier.
Next, The Boulet Brothers take us back to the past with a 70s-style variety show in "The Boulet Brothers Halfway to Halloween TV Special."
Finally, a telephone hotline turns its callers into demons in "976-Evil," directed by Robert Englund.
All this plus Nerd News, voicemails (maybe), and Halloween mayhem!
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Your boys are back to discuss many things including the Bryan Bertino film, The Strangers from 2008. This minimalist home invasion film stars Liv Tyler, Scott Speedman and (somehow) Glen Howerton. It went on to spawn a sequel and a sort of prequel sort of remake. How much do the boys like it? Tune in and find out!
All this and so much more!
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Schlocktober continues! (now that our podcast host is back online!)
This week! Parker and Sean continue the Schlocktober celebrations by reviewing the French surreal body horror flick Titane (2021) from the tremendous Julia Ducournau. But first! They determine an official ranking of the best cars in all of cinema including a "classic number three" pick.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus scary budgetary planning meetings, is 2024 seeing a horror renascence?, Bowman declares whether he truly loves Art the Clown or Freddy Krueger more, a cost effective solution to the rising prices of vintage Hot Wheels toys, Sean lives that vertical van life, sneezes, blank stares, gleeks and so much more!!
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Our long national nightmare is over! Our technical difficulties are resolved!
If you haven't been listening to the shows on Patreon (and you should have been!) then you have a great excuse to extend your Halloween season. The boys continue Schlocktober with Blood from the Mummy's Tomb (1971). In this sexy and bloody Hammer Horror film directed by Seth Holt and Michael Carreras, a long-dead Egyptian spirit may be inhabiting the body of an archeologist's sexy daughter. It's based on a Bram Stoker novel that isn't "Dracula!"
There's also a segment that I don't recall what it is and possibly voicemails. I don't recall!
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Guess what? It's Schlocktober time!! And to kick things off, we're going grandpa in a way we've never gone before, with the two-strip Technicolor marvel, DOCTOR X from 1932! Featuring Lionell Atwill and a pre-King Kong Fay Wray, this mad science murder mystery has got all the cannibalism and sexual mayhem the 1930s could handle. But before that, we've got a whole lot of catching up to do about Bowman's adventures across the western territories.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus the answer to all of Parker's prayers has arrived (in the affirmative), what we been streamin', rest in peace young charles, which dehydrated potato chip not to eat an entire bag of for lunch, Parker's thoughts on batted ball games, Bowman becomes "Blue Boy", the streaker report, Parker's adventures in ye olde western townes, from domes to biomes, Ghanese Nitemare Feddy, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Parker is out this week, so Kevin and Sean are joined by long-time friend of the show and wrestling expert Mike Dikk to celebrate Bicep-tember, our tribute to pro wrestling with three wrestle-centric flicks!
Your boys are back and, guess what! It's Ghoul Summer!!
Before the gross stuff, Sean and Parker discuss October's upcoming movies. What spooky Halloween movies will make them go to the theater and which ones will they "boo"?
After that, the guys discuss the 2008 ghoul movie, "ReGOREgitated Sacrifice," directed by Lucifer Valentine. Valentine was previously discussed on JFD when his movie "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls" made Kevin question the decisions he has made in life. In this movie, a starlet is led through the afterlife by two creepy angels played by the Soska Twins (or something like that).
All this plus Junk Mails, chit chat, and so much more
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Y'all love Journeying to the Center of the Earth? Well, maybe you'd like to see Treat Williams bare-knuckle-boxing his way through a pack of gorns on his way to a big underground sex cult run by the Australian buddy of Tom Cruise from Cocktail, as you would of course expect from any adaptation of Journey to the Center of the Earth (but especially from this made-for-TV Hallmark Entertainment edition from 1999).
We're also Groundhoggin' like our dads did, by picking the movies we'd want to live through again and again (in our signature "initial segment" of the show)!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Parker's theoretical adventures through a raging wildfire for a Diet Coke, Josie Packard's wood panel transubstantiation, Beetlejuice x2 Spoilers, continued Music League chatter, the leading nation in fields, the Big Scandal at Larry's Chili Dog (Burbank, Calif.), sponsored product placement for Apple FaceTime (tm), transcription prescription, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Sean and Parker are back with the conclusion of the Summer Alien Extravaganza!!
Shaking things up this week, the boys review "Alien: Resurrection" in the first segment. The 1996 film sees Ripley brought back as a clone to fight more aliens. Jean-Pierre Jeunet directed it and Joss Whedon wrote it.
In the final segment, the boys canonically rank the mainline Alien movies. The Ridley Scott OG through Resurrection and including Romulus. But none of that AVP or Prometheus shit.
All this plus voicemails, heat chat and so many traditional revelations!
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Get excited, kids, because this is your monthly dose of Junk Food Dinner and we've got three sleazy flicks perfect for late-night viewing!
Y'all love Xenomorphs? We sure hope so, because we're reviewing Alien Romulus this week! It's the newest Alien flick from Fede Alvarez. And by that we mean it's the newest Alien movie, and it's by Fede Alvarez. We're not trying to imply that he's done multiple Aliens and that this is his newest.
We're also running down absolutely every movie that will be coming out in September, as per tradition!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus animorph chats, a shocking encounter with a resident of Utah, another blowout by the Braves, specialty sausages from Chicago, Medieval Times chats, wrestlechats, TUBI chats, a casual listing of regional film fests, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Your boys are back and so is that dang xenomorph!
First up, your boys discuss the latest news. Sean visits an intriguing warehouse full of mysterious trinkets and Parker finally completes a coveted collection.
Then the guys get into watching big ass dudes slappin' meat. Thwy do a live watch for a recent sumo wrestling tournament. Parker wagers on how many winners he can guess based on vibes and the answers may surprise you.
Finally, they review David Fincher's 1992 debut, "Alien 3" starring Sigourney Weaver and a handful of some of the best character actors ever assembled. Audiences at the time didn't like Fincher's nihilstic take on the franchise but will Sean and Parker?
All this plus Twin Peaks Chat, Little Squeezers and much more!
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Happy (semi-belated) 1 Year Anniversary! To us! The Junk Food Supper Gang! We're celebrating in style, by reviewing an early Kiyoshi Kurosawa flick, Bumpkin Soup. It's a nudie-cutie-musical-comedy sort of thing, kind of. With lots of Brahms.
We're also ranking all of the movies we've reviewed recently on the show, as per tradition!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus ice cream chats, emphysema chats, all your classic holes, how do they say Youngstown, anyhow?, the as-of-yet unnamed canonical ranking segment, don't you know Juzo?, heavy synth tones, mild piano vibes, brain farts, more Little Squeezers chats (Batman Calzone Edition), sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Parker and Sean are back!
They tell tales of meeting up for delicious snacks and to visit the desert. Also, did Sean commit a Music League warcrime? And does Parker now like Twin Peaks more than Sean? The answer to both is yes! Then the boys hit you with an August Movie Preview. What movies will they see? Which ones are Spongebob spinoffs? They give all the details!
But then! They talk about the 1996 made-for-tv movie, "Tornado!" This Bruce Campbell/Ernie Hudson mockbuster version of "Twister" aired on Fox mere days before the more famous one!
All this plus voicemails and other things!
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Your JFD boys are back this month with three tales of police work and the possibly the work of The Devil.
Strap on your disco boots and hop on the next rocketship to a galaxy far far away, because we're reviewing Message From Space (the 1978 Star-Wars themed Japanese sci-fi film!). But first! But first! Parker and Sean chat about Parker's recent adventures in Los Angeles!
Recorded and edited while witnessing the downfall of the western world! A true historical document of the times! What, me worry?
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus music league chats (feat. Kraftwerk hatred), a history of programmatic architecture in Los Angeles, a blow-by-blow account of a Bowman's journey, Twin Peaks Season 3 references, thematic background chatter, the biggest boys, getting stood up by a French statesman, the rules and regulations of Bowman's cream policies, the tragedy of the black and white cookie, butt pockets, belches, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Parker and Sean are back! They discuss what they've been up to recently and complain about many things!
Then, there's an audio commentary and discussion about the time Cactus Jack and Sabu wrestled at a barely-on-the-strip Las Vegas casino. There's quite a few junk mails and a lot more!
Then they discuss the 2009 film "Triangle," directed by Christopher Smith and starring Melissa George of "Mulholland Falls." The film is set in Florida and takes place on a boat and that's all we can say without spoiling it so go watch the movie before listening. We also give a couple vague and minor spoilers for Twin Peaks so watch out for that too, I guess.
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The whole Junk Food Dinner crew is back this month, with two roller flicks and one rock 'n roller flick.
Strap on your lucha mask and hop on the next flight to Narita, because we're reviewing Aztecaser (the 1976 pro-wrestling themed Japanese sci-fi action show!). But first! But first! Parker and Sean chat about movies starring pro wrestlers and some of their favorites!
Recorded and edited while partially infected with the novel Coronavirus! A true historical document of the times! Is it still Covid-19 when it's 2024?
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Parker's adventures at the local multiplex, braided beards, shirtless podcasting season, Sean's adventures streaming on his couch, man versus coyote, vocational wrestling in cinema, Parker reveals his favorite Robin Hood (off-handedly), Parker's thoughts on Jodie Foster's Beaver, belches, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Your boys are back! First up, is Sean still dying of COVID? Kind of, yes. Also, Letterboxd chat, David Lynch Chat and a voicemail from one of our oldest friends!
Then, we discuss the very first Hannibal Lector movie adaptation, "Manhunter." Based on the book, "Red Dragon," the film completely forgets to include the titular dragon and instead gives us some of the most beautiful 80s vibes we could ever see. It stars Tom Noonan, Brian Cox and William Peterson.
All this plus so much more!
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Strap on your pointiest wig and get those fish in the percolator, because we're reviewing I Don't Know Jack (the 2002 Jack Nance documentary!). But first! But first! Parker tortures a brain-fogged Sean with a surprising popular quiz!
Recorded and edited while fully infected with the novel Coronavirus! A true historical document of the times! Is it still Covid-19 when it's 2024?
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Sean's immunity finally fails him, Kevin's vax status and Defiant fandoms, does Art the Clown support Fauci?, the Screamers in the bushes, impressive dedication to spiderclowns, fair weather screamers, choking on violent murders at the cinemaplex, a very sad Surf Ranch update, Music League chats, Parker thinks Gerritt Graham is an actor who "made a lot of money", the Daredevil of cinematic soundscapes, belches, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Junk Food Dinner returns to take you on a summer road trip! Pile into our truck as we hit the road, stopping at all the small town drive-in theaters, desert diners, old school roller rinks and sleazy remote truck stops along the way!
Your boys are back ... and they've brought their appetities!
First up, they discuss what they've been up to and what Planet of the Apes movies they've seen. There's also a lengthy update on Music League that will surely appeal to 4 or 5 listeners.
Then, we review Luca Guadagnino's "Bones and All," a 2022 film that came out during the pandemic times and didn't get much recognition. The follow up to "Suspiria" also revels in body horror and even features a strong love story. Two teen runaways meet on the road in the 1980s and discover they share a secret.
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Strap on the skates and get ready for alligator combat, we're rolling straight over the wall of death and into 1989's debut episode of Roller Games (the sports craze that's sort of like Roller Derby but not at all like Roller Derby). But first! We chat all about all the movies made by our sadly recently departed hero, Roger Corman.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus hacking the dick-hole, Music League collusion at large, New Japanese Wrasslers in the Ol' US of A, a surprise doorbell in the background of the episode (listen for it), Parker also witnesses sweaty men, Parker and Sean compare their Roger Corman Metrics, a sad lack of junkmails, the technicalities of roller derby rules and regulations, belches, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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We're back with a gruesome tale of love and plagues!
We're back to discuss our week and the things we watched. Then we dive into some strange Japanese wrestling full of kaijus and odlly placed big screens!
Then we discuss this week's movie, "Flesh + Blood," a Paul Verhoeven film made before his big Hollywood break out. Rutger Hauer stars as a medieval mercenary who kidnaps Jennifer Jason Leigh and annpints himself a religious leader. Things fall apart when a young nobleman comes to resuce the woman and perhaps bring a plague along with him.
All this plus voicemails and several different kinds of chat!
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JFD is back with an action-packed episode of groovy assassins, deadly fists and magical cryptids!
Your boys are back with an erotic tale of obsession and porno!
First, though, we discuss our big wins in Music League and in real life and we take a look at upcoming movies in the May Movie Preview!
Then we discuss Angel Guts: Red Classroom, a Roman Porno based on a manga that explores the seedy underbelly of Japanese porn.
All this plus Kyle from Kentucky, AI songs and so much more!
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Your boys are back there's lots to discuss! We talk about "Civil War" and "Fallout," among other things.
Then we recount the last 10 JFS movies and average our scores to make a canonical ranking. It's tradition! Which movie is our number 1? Only time will tell!
After that, we review the 1989 Jim Wynorski classic "Return of Swamp Thing." Heather Locklear, Dick Durock and Monique Gabriel star in the campy sequel to the Wes Craven original. It's based on the DC comic and features a plant man who fights an evil scientist! A tale as old as time.
All this and much more!
Your boys are back!
Parker and Sean discuss video game pinball and other new obsessions. One of those obsessions is last weekend's Wrestlemania, so if you're not into reviews of big sweaty men with muscles, then feel free to skip ahead to the one hour mark or so.
Once you get there, the boys review a Japanese movie that Sean picked all by himself with no help. It's called "Cats of Park Avenue" and it's about cats that skateboard. It's also about a group of girls who are making a musical about those cats. And very little else.
All this plus so much more!
Up first! We're confronted yet again with another one of Sean's fancy musical fantasias, with 1971's The Boy Friend, starring Twiggy. But could the fact that it's directed by Ken Russell save it from the realms of boredom?
Next up! We return to the world of technical muppetry with the grandaddy of all Muppet features, 1979's The Muppet Movie. But will we reveal on air whom our favorite muppets are?
Finally! Of course, it's 1987's Extreme Prejudice, because y'all asked for it.
All this plus our loving tribute to the great state of Ohio, greek kids swimming through rivers of chili, the surprising non-Italian origin of pizzas in Boston, gettin' spicy in the suites (w/ gummy bears), the surprisingly slimy texture of expansive novelty lobsters and dinosaurs and yetis, Starburst: Full Log Edition, taking girls to scary concerts: karaoke edition, vintage ice cream bars, Snack Shack versus Spookies, the candy version of smelling salts, Natasha Henstridge's got y'all getting Species and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Don't Walk Your Dog Day, 2024!!
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We're taking a well-deserved break after partying so hard with our friends in Cinci, but we'll be back next week with a brand new JFD.
In the meantime, the vaults are open over at our Patreon where you can check out a brand-new, fully-free episode of our Twin Peaks review podcast THE BOOKHOUSE BOYS!. Go check that out.
Parker's about to hit the road so he can finally "get" Species in Cinci (and maybe some chilidogs too), but before he goes he wanted to share more of his thoughts on Richard O'Brien's 1981 follow-up to Rocky Horror, Shock Treatment (famously reviewed on a very early JFD)! Critics agree it was a wonderful way to send Parker a bon voyage. But first! We chat all about all the movies coming to cinemas next month. To join our Music League, or just hang out with your pals, swing by our Junk Food Dinner DISCORD server to sign up.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus everyone's got a tribute band, something to add to your list of Cinematic Voldemorts, the new release movies we've been seeing, RIP to the Dragon Ball king, Parker has the wildest takes on the casts of Rocky Horror and Shock Treatment, Sean draws a blank on recent Susan Sarandon credits, a distinct lack of Tim Curry, belches, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Sean's on his grandpa shit again, as we review Strike Me Pink (from 1936). But will the addition of theme park antics in this comedy-musical from vaudeville old-timer Eddie Cantor sweeten the deal for Parker Bowman? Tune in to find out. But first! We chat all about our recent experiences listening to and ranking musical picks with our listeners over in the Music League app. Swing by our Junk Food Dinner DISCORD server to sign up.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus the debut of our new segment Area Codes Chat, the return of our old segment Oscars Chat (containing a sneaky segment of Sumo Chats), why they let a cartoon lizard win an Oscar, gams galore, belches, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Things are scandalous, kinky and Nazis are threatening everyone. In addition, your Junk Food Supper boys will be discussing Cabaret!
Sean and Parker discuss the 1972 movie directed by Bob Fosse and starring Liza Minnelli, Joel Gray and Michael York. Liza plays a swinging socialite who performs in a cool cabaret in Berlin shortly before the Nazis rise to power.
Before that, though, the boys discuss what they've been up to, what they've been watching and much more. This week's segment is a preview of what's coming to theaters in March. There's also junk mails from some of the hall of famers and Spookies Chat!
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It's Sci-Fi Ebruary time traveling from last month to this month!
We're celebrating by discussing three movies about invisible men. We've also got big news about a scrrening of Spookies we'll be hosting with Outer Cinema in Cincinnati on the 22nd!
First, an invisible man is tasked with hunting a tiny killer in the Invisible Man vs The Human Fly from 1957!
Next, Chevy Chase and John Carpenter team up for a story about paranoia, loneliness and silly comedy in "Memoirs of an Invisible Man" from 1992.
Finally, Kevin Bacon and an all-star cast of scientists invest invisibility ... and sex creepiness in "Hollow Man."
All this plus Nerd News, DVDS, invisible voice mailers and so much more!
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We've found a way to combine two of our favorite things: science fiction and John Carpenter, this week, as we review Starman (from 1984). But will the addition of romance-heavy drama spoil the stew? Tune in to find out. But first! Sean gives a rundown of his Journey to Japan (and completely fails to mention his encounter with the Journey to the Center of the Earth ride at Disneyland).
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus the elephant man's jacked-up looking brother is outta work, the Japanese toilet situation (revisited), the scenic beauty of a swan party, the Wendy's Inflation Factor, relaxing musical beds, belches, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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We're boldly going where no podcaster has gone before! Talking about Star Trek! Engage!
Sean is out for the week, so Parker is joined by podcasting legend, Babylegs Eric to discuss Star Trek: First Contact, the second TNG movie and probably the best one. In it, evil robots conquer the earth in the past and only the Enterprise crew can stop them.
We also discuss Babylegs' secret podcast origin story and we talk a lot about Warhammer. We also getr some voicemails from some Hall of Famers and rate them on the boob scale.
All this and more!
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The boys are back this week! After an unfortunate series of events, they discuss Dexter, Japan, the JFD meet up, get some voice mails and so much more.
Then Sean and Parker cope with their own senility while watching a collection of TV show intros.
After that, they discuss the Denis Villeneuve film, "Blade Runner 2049." How does it stack up against the Ridley Scott original? Is Harrison Ford a good actor? What is Ryan Gosling doing? All these questions answered and more!
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The rumors were true! We're capable of picking movies that aren't based on Journey to the Center of the Earth. But only because we respect the Japanese so much! It's time for us to chat Miyazaki again with his 1984 feature Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind! But first! We chat about our favorite movies from the year 1983! Not, not 1984, the year of Nausicaa's release. Parker has his reasons, I suppose.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus a list of what's legally outlawed in Cinci, easy-snazzy tunes, the wrath of the math, the Ted Raimi beef revisited, the CM Punk beef rehashed, a bland-ass Rumble, odds that are not surmountable, your up-to-date Sumo News update, the most honorable deaths in Japan, things you can see on YouTube (if you're a perv), pre-internet flea marketing for ALFs, a pleasant conversation about Brian DePalma, a heated conversation in regards to David Cronenberg, belches, sneezes, gleeks and so much more!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll hang-glide with pokemons for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
The Happy Nude Year celebrations continue. Here's an unabridged version of our now-classic SINCE I LEFT YOU video, featuring oodles and oodles of Nikkatsu Roman Porno footage!
SINCE I LEFT YOU: Unabridged Version
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JFD returns and we're celebrating the new year the only way we know how, with our tradional Happy Nude Year episode! In addition to reviewing three classic skin flicks, we'll also be counting down our favorite films from 2023!
Your boys are back and they're smoking heavy doobies!
Sean and Parker discuss the movies and TV shows they've been watching in anticipation of their Top 2023 Year-End lists next week.
Then, Parker plays a Sean-hosted game show. How many Full Moon movies can he guess from the parent's guide descriptions on imdb? The answer may surprise you!
The movie this week is brought to us by the aforementioned Full Moon. It's The Gingerweed Man from 2021. It's a spin-off of the Gingerdead Man / Evil Bong universe where a cute little weed man gets into wacky pupper stoner adventures.
All this plus junk mails and JFD meet up chat!
The rumors were true! The journey does indeed continue! Our multi-year tribute to Jules Verne continues with The Journey to the Center of the Earth (the NBC TV movie from 1993)! Get your volcano suits ready because we're diving back in! But first! We chat all the movies we've ever reviewed and stack rank them, again!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Ohio's laws on inked skins, the Brass Ass and the Surf Ranch [alluded to], Sean's brief mention of seeing two movies, Zack Snyder's fall from grace continued, underground undersea undertones underneath, which Journey was worst?, the Sam Raimi surprise, F Murray F's us over, multiple Twin Peaks connections, sneezes and so much more!!
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Do you like Scary Movies?
Well we may have one for you this week as we review Scream VI, starring Jenna Ortega and directed and written by the Radio Silence team. This is the 2023 one where Ghostface goes to New York.
We also discuss our 2024 movie watching goals and we get yelled at in the Voice Mails and are still confused by just exactly what is a Bouvier. We also remind you to sign up for the Patreon as we're now entering Season 3 of Twin Peaks in the Bonus Episodes. And come to Cincinnati March 22-24 for the JFD MeetUp at HorrorHound.
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The JFD crew is back for our final episode of the year, and as is tradition, it's our annual Christmas special, featuring Santa slashers, alien life forms and the hottest gifts of 1989!
Merry almost-Xmas!! We're reviewing The Lobster (from ~2016)! Get ready for some Yorgos chats! But first! We chat all the very best movies we saw this year!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly surfer ranch reports, Parker's trip to the Southland recapped (sponsored by Papa John's spicy papa-ronis), how Disney gets ya, the official California versus Ohio chili debate settled once and for all (sponsored by Chili John's spicy residues), sharing a grave with your friends, automobile preferences, Kevin's hatred for Charlie Brown is felt even in his absence, burps, christmas music, sneezes and so much more!!
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Your boys are back with a legendary historical story!
First, the end of the year is upon and that can only mean one thing: What's going on next year? We run down the most anticipated 2024 movies. Do they excite it? Do they bum us out? Listen and find out!
Then we review the David Lowery movie "The Green Knight" from 2021. The guys agree -- go see it before listening. It will get spoiled and it's worth watching. In it, legendary knight of the Roundtable Sir Gawain must do battle with the Green Knight to earn honor and chivalry.
All this plus less David Lynch chat, no voicemails, and much more!
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We had to go back! To the wacky world of Twin Peaks! We're re-reviewing FIRE WALK WITH ME now that Bowman's seen the series, and also reviewing TWIN PEAKS - THE MISSING PIECES (from 2014)! Get ready for a long one! But first! We chat all about every movie David Lynch ever made and produce an extremely comprehensive, mathematical, and official ranking of all the movies!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly surfer ranch reports, pandemic memories, workplace struggles, finger snaps and saxy saxophones, Kevin Moss remixes, intense subjects, absolutely no Godzilla chat allowed, theoretical theories, Japanese advertisements, burps, sneezes and so much more!!
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Parker and Sean are back with a movie where no one goes underground! How can this be?
First, the guys go over all the upcoming movies coming to theaters for the rest of the year. What will we see? What will we avoid? Donloyd to find out.
Then, we discuss one of the funniest movies of the 90s -- National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1. Emilio Estevez and Samuel L. Jackson play cops in this spoof of the Lethal Weapon movies. Jon Lovitz, Corey Feldman and like 100 other actors also show up -- including Kathy Ireland yet again!
All this plus voice mails, incorrect scheduling information and so much more!
We had to go back! To the center of the earth! But this time, with fake-ass Hawiian volcano matte paintings! And Emo Phillips (kind-of)! It's Journey to the Center of the Earth from 1988! (or maybe '89 depending on who ya ask)
But first! We chat all about every movie we ever reviewed on the show and produce an extremely comprehensive, mathematical, and official ranking of all the movies!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus cherry picking the choicest bits of garbage, the death of marvel (or maybe not), road repairs, apologies to Fred & Ginger, no underground King Kongs, large segments of the Batman community agree on dime-store costuming, walking through a pit of grayness, tender harpsicord (with reverb) and so much more!!
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Your JFS boys are back with another banger of an episode! First, we wonder what was on TV at the same time as Twin Peaks and watch a compilation of the intros from all the debuting TV shows of the 1990 season. How does Twin Peaks stack up? I accidentally edited out all the pauses so if you watch the video along with us as an audio commentary, then it won't match up completely. Whoops! Sorry! However, if you're not watching along, then this is preferable to you! You're welcome!
After that, we get into a review of "Hi, Mom!" a 1970 black comedy by Brian De Palma, the GOAT. Robert De Niro plays an aspiring pornographer just home from Vietnam. He gets involved with some urban radicals and meets Paul Bartel, Jennifer Salt and Gerrit Graham along the way.
All this plus Junk Mails and next week's movie is revealed!
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Junk Food Dinner returns for our November episode (definitely not our Halloween episode) where we discuss British vampires, Japanese dinosaurs and Chicago juvenile delinquents!
It's time for us to review the comedic spookshow that nobody asked for! Our month-long horror celebration continues with our review of Frankenstein General Hospital from 1988!
But first! We chat all about the Halloween costumes we've worn in the past!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus eggs and toilet paper and tumbleweeds, who the hell promoted the Rabbids to Mario status?, a new low in attempted segways, fatrick bateman's self esteem on halloween, nose sweat, illegal red triangles, C3PO in a colored trashbag, the difference between two words, apologies to merzbow, make us laugh: the challenge, unleash the muppet babies, screams, screams, and more screams, pornhub search terms, the amazing larry, shrieks, howls, yelps and so much more!!
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Your JFS boys are back with an episode that will give you wood so get your mahogony ready!
We talk about John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998 starring James Woods, one of the Baldwins and Sheryl Lee of "Twin Peaks." Is this latter-day Carpenter effort a hidden gem or a misfire? Only Sean and Parker can weigh in!
Also, Sean grills Parker about the most popular Halloween costumes of 2023. How many can he guess right? The answer may surprise you!
All this plus Voice Mails, Saw Chat, picking the next movie and so much more!
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Take a Schlocktober road trip with the JFS boys this week as we head out on the highway in search of smoked meats and Halloween treats. Our month-long horror celebration continues with our review of Motel Hell from 1980!
But first! We chat all about the Good/Bad/Weird hotels and motels in fictional fictions!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus another Kelly Slater surf ranch report (hooray!), rattling chains, a deep dive on the 559 area code, Halloween is ruined, the little guy is saved, scary sounds recorded onto a cassette tape in a boom box under Sean's hoodie at a very scary concert, airbnb thrillers, a nice place for a suicide, creaky doors, the forgotten Bridges Brother, shrieks, howls, yelps and so much more!!
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It's a Junk Food Supper miracle! We kick off Schlocktober with the movie they said we'd never do -- Cherry Falls!
First, Sean and Parker discuss their trip to the Mojave desert. What meals were eaten, what signage was seen and what bands were heard?
Then, they discuss a classic Halloween match between Japanese wrestlers Leatherface and Freddy Crueger.
Finally, we discuss Cherry Falls, a 2000 slasher movie released straight to TV because it was too hot for theaters. Does that make sense? Not really, but Brittany Murphy and Jay Mohr are in it!
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JFS co-host Parker Bowman claims to be a lover of Kathy Ireland, but does his love extend all the way back to her first film role, or extend all the way down to the center of the earth? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of what could reasonably be called a Jules Verne film with 1988's Cannon Films adaptation of Journey to the Center of the Earth, Alien From L.A.!
But first! We got two (count 'em) tasty segments up top! First, we run down the top ten movies of the summer and compare them to the predictions we made earlier in the year! Then, we chat about the most important day in baseball history: 1994's MTV Rock & Jock game!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly Slater surf ranch report (sadly), late nite antics from the west coast boys, the thrilling and exciting results of the summer movie wager, christopher nolan's irksome hubris, robo shenji, moby, long-butted mascots, rocking and jocking in '94 (til infinity), anna nicole smith in the background showing her boobs from time to time, blurps, bleeps, bloops and so much more!!
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Junk Food Dinner is back and this month we cautiously dip our toes back into the Ghoul Summer waters with three semi-ghoulish creep flicks!
Is this going to be a Ghoul Summer?
Yes!
Sean is in Boston, Texas and filling in for him is a special guest -- it's my wife! We try to display her lack of remembering any movie she has ever seen and it only goes slightly well. And then we get to the Ghoul stuff. We review "Exploitation," a 2018 Bill Zebub movie that is about ... Bill Zebub. Zebub plays an exploitation movie director who deals with wacky fans, stubborn starlets, Ilsa, the Shewolf od the SS and romance!
All this plus Shinji snoring. No voicemails this week as we didn't have the right technology. Also, sorry if the sound is iffy from time to time. We were drunk and sharing a mic!
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Everybody Wants Supper!!
This week, the boys are back and ready to play ball. Your hosts discuss the good, the bad and the weird of baseball media. Fond memories are shared. More memories are made and the national passtime is celebrated. Dan Cortez is also discussed in 2023 somehow.
Then, the boys review the 2016 Richard Linklater film, "Everybody Wants Some!!," a spiritual sequel to both "Dazed and Confused" and "Boyhood." It has everything -- short shorts, end credit raps, stoner chat, Twilight Zone tapes and everything else, but very little baseball.
All this plus Parker decieves his wife, Sean fails to decieve Parker, Tom from Adelaide calls in and so much more!
And don't forget to join the Patreon for the new, hit bonus podcast, The Bookhouse Boys, where everyone likes David Lynch!
JFS co-host Parker Bowman claims to be a lover of spelunking, but does his love extend all the way back to the golden age of Australian made-for-TV cartoon movie adaptations? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of half-assed Hannah Barbera styles with 1977's Australian adaptation of A Journey to the Center of the Earth!
But first! As is tradition long-established on Junk Food Supper, we tackle a topic of interest! And we fly to the moon by way of Las Vegas while we do it!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly Slater surf ranch report (sadly), the weather update, can snake people be trusted?, the going price of gila monsters, neverending evangelion, Russian propagandists posing as Las Vegas lounge singers, the most perverted dining options in town, Parker's trip report, the ideal music to eat a cheeseburger by, unhoused scare tactics, swindling Robert Englund in Cincinnati, blurps, bleeps, bloops and "also" so much more!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll wrestle our way out of two pages stuck together in an old book, for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
It's time for JFD Rewind Episode Number TEN! The Bookhouse Boys edition!!
As we perfunctorily/redundantly explain at the head of each of these all-too-frequent compilation clip shows, your charming Junk Food Dinner hosts are unwilling and/or unable to perform their regular duties in this very hectic non-holiday time period. However, as has been explained prior, this inability to produce a new weekly show does not preclude us from our obligation to deliver some form of audio content to the feed.
So it's come to this again: yet another?!!?!!$@!#! Junk Food Dinner clip show. As we're fond of both the elements of surprise and laziness, we usually forgo the usual descriptors here as to what the actual contents of this cut-and-pasted effort truly are, thinking that if you're the sort of curious cat who'd actually donloyd this thing, you'll listen along with us and discover what made the cut for the latest hastily slapped together compilation. And if not, you could still pretend you did and probably fool us.
But this time is different! We'll tell you straight-up what we're up to: we've curated all four episodes from the first season of Parker and Sean's spin-off series THE BOOKHOUSE BOYS (an unofficial Twin Peaks podcast). Be dazzled and amazed as we delve through all episodes of the first season of the show, and Parker delves into the depths of his very soul. If y'all love what ya hear, sign up for our Patreon thing to throw us a few bones (in exchange for some boners). We're already reviewing Season 2 over there!
All this plus witty banter between friends, talk show banter, beast mode Kevin does not make an appearance, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, partial confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement, screeches, musical interludes, drippy noses, wanton sneezes, spooky belches, whistling dixie, sinister gleeks and just enough more!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll fix the percolator for your love and support.
Junk Food Dinner returns this month for its 666th episode and you know what that means; this month is all about the Dark Lord Satan! Up first, we take a look at an MGM musical from 1943 with an all-black cast about a man struggling with the forces of good and evil to stay on the right path in Cabin in the Sky starring Ethel Waters, Eddie "Rochester" Anderson, Lena Horne and Louis Armstrong. Next, two orphaned teenage girls living in a convent summon Satan and cause a panic in the Mexican exploitation flick Alucarda from 1977.And finally, Wes Craven directs a made-for-TV movie about a family that moves to Silicon Valley to chase tech dreams but soon finds out that keeping up with the Joneses might mean getting involved with The Devil in Invitation to Hell from 1984 starring Robert Urich, Joanna Cassidy, Susan Lucci and Kevin McCarthy. All this plus Barbenhiemer news, what we've been up to, sad Nerd News, Enter the Dragon anniversary news and much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll keep this podcast going with your love and support.
The boys are back and they've been fused with insects!
What have Sean and Parker been up to this week? find out! They also do a deep dive into the world of Kamen Rider and discover who they think may be some of the best monsters of the week from the show's long run.
Then the guys discuss Hideaki Anno's 2023 film, "Shin Kamen Rider," the fourth installment of his Japanese Hereos series, which sees the "Evangelion" creator reimagine iconic Japanese characters. In "Kamen Rider," a mysterious biker rider fights animal men.
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JFS co-host Parker Bowman claims to be a lover of spelunking, but does his love extend all the way back to the golden age of the Spanish rip-offs of existing Hollywood Jules Verne adaptations? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of rubbery dinosaurs with 1977's weird adaptation of Journey to the Center of the Earth, but from the guy who did Pieces, entitled Where Time Began!
But first! As is tradition long-established on Junk Food Supper, we tackle a topic of interest! But this time it's a complete surprise as to what will happen!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly Slater surf ranch report (sadly), we make some Frances Ha-Ha's about giggling Greta's Big Budget Barbie bonanza, we pass strict judgement on Chris Nolan's Oppenheimer (100% of both hosts having seen it), "other market factors", obscure adaptations of classic stories, classic porno adaptions of obscurities, what kinda Buffy's Parker's got under his bed, a dangerous place (culturally), blurps, bleeps, bloops and "also" so much more!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll wrestle a rubbery dinosaur for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
Parker and Sean are back! The boys discuss several things. Gonzo hurts his foot right before the show and causes anxiety for everyone! What was his diagnosis, though? all is revealed. In the first segment, the fellows discuss Fatty Arbuckle and his many, many crimes while watching his film "Coney Island" from 1917. It's on youtube, so watch along. Is the film very progressive or very regressive? Maybe both!
After some junk mails, the boys discuss Michael Mann's 1981 film, "Thief." Is it a banger? Did Sean rate it 5 stars on Letterboxd? And what will next week's movie be? Tune in to find out!
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Also, if you want more of your junk food boys, check out patreon.com/junkfooddinner and enjoy the spin-off, The Bookhouse Boys, where Parker and Sean discuss EVERY episode of Twin Peaks!
It's time again for your monthly dose of Junk Food Dinner and this month the boys are diving into three very different but very strange movies!Up first, James Mason, Pat Boone and Arlene Dahl explore the deepest recesses of the planet and instead of finding liquid hot magma, they encounter giant mushrooms and killer lizards in Journey to the Center of the Earth from 1959. Next, we have another crazy entry from Spanish director Álex de la Iglesia, Perdita Durango from 1997 starring Rosie Perez and Javier Bardem as a pair of sadistic lovers who kidnap a young couple and plan to ritualistically kill and eat them.And finally, Japanese director Takashi Miike tells the tale of a young boy who escapes the struggles of his ordinary world by journeying into a world of thousands of monsters in The Great Yokai War from 2005.All this plus Sean's candy update, the new Doom Generation restoration, Godzilla news, what's next for Greta Gerwig, hot new blu-rays to look out for and so much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll keep this podcast going with your love and support.
JFS co-host Parker Bowman claims to be a lover of Clint Eastwood, but does his love extend all the way back to the golden age of the Spaghetti Western? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of runtimes with 1966's three-hour long The Good, the Bad and the Ugly!
But first! As is tradition long-established on Junk Food Supper, we tackle a topic of interest! Sean and Parker do their own "Good/Bad/Ugly" segment, all about westerns!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly Slater surf ranch report (sadly), two grandpas bemoan fireworks (spoiler: we are the grandpas), the Dial of Destiny report, book-related chats, a voicemail from our good friend the dark prince of hell lord satan, rough and tumble productions, blurps, bleeps, bloops and "also" so much more!!
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Your boys are back with a wild one!
Sean and Parker discuss many things! You won't believe them all!
Then they describe a Saturday Morning Cartoon preview while watching it. Or watch along with them, it's on youtube! Why not?
Then they watch "Step Up: All In," the fifth movie in the Step Up franchise, from 2014. We all know Parker loves breakdancing and dumb fun but will Sean be bit by the ability to relax during entertainment? Tune in to find out!
All this plus Sweetman voicemails and much more!
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Also, it's well known no one likes David Lynch, but you can hear the boys discuss "Twin Peaks" either way. Go to the Patreon and listen to Sean and Parker discuss (at great length) the TW Pilot. All patreons get the first episode, no matter what tier you are! They'll be watching the whole series -- at least until Parker dies. Watch along!
JFS co-host Parker Bowman claims to be a lover of dance, but does his love extend all the way back to the dawn of sound pictures? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of oldness with 1935's tap-dancing extravaganza Top Hat, starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers!
But first! As is tradition long-established on Junk Food Supper, we tackle a topic of interest! Sean and Parker figure out what were the worst endings to non-bad things?!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus the Kelly Slater surf ranch report (again), the federal guidelines on Bowman's body sweat, a visit to the Asteroid City, a ticket-buying spree, Bowman's a DC's-man now, Kepi's sloppy water styles, wacky three's company vibes, pre-war bliss, blurps, bleeps, bloops and "also" so much more!!
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Junk Food Dinner is back at it, with three bizarre low-budget flicks to tickle your movie-bone!
Up first! What happens when beastly creatures attack? The answer can be found within 1985's Attack of the Beast Creatures, a Connecticut-based regional horror flick that's also rubbery-puppet-based.
Next up! Nursery Rhymes have rarely been so psychedelic, as in 1990's Shelley Duvall's Mother Goose Rock & Rhyme. Featuring a cast of one million famous people!
Finally! Of course, it's 1992's Killer Dead, because it's bizarre we waited this long to cover this semi-pseudo-sequel to Spookies.
All this plus Gary Sinese Live in Concert, background Shenji dog, the exploitation of Malibu the American Gladiator, Kevin's summer roadtrip recap, kilos of coke, a gaggle of Voicemailers, Kevin "hasn't" seen Don't Look Now, nerd news and even more! Recorded on National Sewing Machine Day, 2023!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll go up the hill and fetch a pail of water for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
We're back, Junkies!
Sean and Parker are back and they have some strange tales to tell! They met up in Los Angeles with Hatless Jackson to attend Monsterpalooza! They met monsters, saw actors they love and bought weird collectibles! Parker also tried a strange new beverage!
And then some classic junk mails, too!
All this plus the fellows discuss the 1973 Nicolas Roeg classic, "Don't Look Now," based on the Daphne Du Maurier book and starring our boy Donald Sutherland.
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Sean's on a mission this week to find a five-star Bowman pick, and his attempt to wow Parker is BADLANDS (from 1973)! It's that classic Terrence Malick flick where Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek are on the run from the law and on the hunt for "drip gas." Will his pick blow away a Bowman? Or will he be nonplussed?!
But before that! Inspired by the Crenshaw Cowboy, we do a commentary for his debut starring role in THE GREAT AMERICAN MUD WRESTLE (2018)!
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus the Kelly Slater surf ranch report, Nic Refn's weird Amazon show, very brief Wrestlechats, inside gossip from behind the news desk, things that Quentin Tarantino says on his podcast, Parker's living room mud-wrestling, Sean's high-school jello-wrestling, The Great American Mud Wrestling, denim on denim, bean dip tattoos, post-war bliss, blurps, bleeps, bloops and "also" so much more!!
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Sean and Parker are back this week with the epic conclusion to AniMaytion month.
First, they discuss strange, eccentric and deplorable neighbors they've had over the years. Then comes a review of the new(ish) movie, "Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm," a revival of the beloved Adult Swim show about superhero food items.
All this plus junk mails and a juicy decision is made about next week's movie!
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We're back with another installment of Junk Food Dinner - Original Recipe and this month we continue our Ani-May celebration with three horror-themed animated films!
Our month-long tribute to animation continues with another Ani-May pick: the bizarre and internet-centric SHREK RETOLD (2018)! But before that! Inspired by Shrek, we chat about our favorite fairy tale movies, if only we can figure out what that even means.
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Parker's newborn baby report, the Guardians of the Galaxy report, other things we've been watching, yeah we briefly become a wrestling podcast again (deal with it), various dog noises, an exciting selection of next week's pick, a trifecta of voicemails from a voicemail legend, blurps, bleeps, bloops and "also" so much more!!
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Welcome back, Junkies! We kick off Ani-May, a month-long celebration of animation, with our friend Hatless Jackson Stewart, director of the very good movie, "Beyond the Gates."
We start of with a round of The Good, the Bad and The Ugly discussing our favorite and least favorite comic book movies.
Then we review "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm" from 1993. It's a movie some say is the best Batman movie of all time. Is it? Tune in to find out!
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We swear we're not a wrestling podcast. The fact that Mean Gene Oakerlund appears in Repossessed (1990), the movie we're reviewing this week, is an absolute coincidence. But before that! Inspired by Repossessed, we pitch our own comedic sequels to existing (non-comedic) movies! It's just for fun (but patents are also pending).
So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus voicemails, Parker's big award-winning week, we secretly turn into a wrestling podcast again, Kevin drops, a cookie-based recap of an Anaheim Angels game, the Scream situation, and more!!
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Junk Food Dinner is back! Now in easy-to-digest monthly installments!
We're back with another episode for the Junkie Universe!
First up, we discuss shitty video games and the post-pandemic world and then we get into this week's big topic: Our Top 3 and Bottom 3 favorite and least favorite wrestling titles. Sorry if you're sick of hearing about wrestling! Then, in this week's review, we discuss "Ready to Rumble" from 2000. It's about wrestling! Can David Arquette and Oliver Platt save the real and fictional WCW wrestling company with this movie? Only time will tell!
All this plus voicemails and sliced thumbs!
Andy always dreamed of wrestling, and Parker and Sean have always dreamed of a wrestling-themed episode of the show. So why not combine the two? And throw in a fun new installment of Good/Bad/Ugly that's also slightly wrestling-adjacent. We start the episode with our Wrestlemaniachats, recapping the time Sean laid eyes upon Ric Flair!
Then! Good/Bad/Ugly: times we weren't sure whether a piece of media was real of fake! It sounds weird, but we'll explain it. Hopefully.
Finally! It's Sean's Dance-Adjacent movie pick: the Andy Kaufman "I'm From Hollywood" semi-documentary where we learn all about his adventures in the world of Memphis Wrestling. Listen in as we mark out for Andy. All this plus voicemails, Foxy Native American Butter Mascots, a lack of double doors, recreating scrotums from memory, jeopardizing Parker's meat-lover pizza-eating, how cows do suicide, the surprising variety of pornos indigenous to the woodlands of europe, and more!!
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We're back with a brand new bag, Junkies! Kevin is enjoying his semi-reitrement but Sean and Parker and back with the very first Junk Food Supper, a spin-off sequel. First, we explain the new show and figure out exactly what it is -- LIVE! We answer the big questions. What will we review? Will it be Jurassic Park? What exactly is the format? What's up with the Patreon? What is a Freado pick? When will Kevin be back?
Then we review our first movie ever, "Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo," a Cannon classic. All this plus voicemails!!
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This week is a monumental episode of JFD! Not just because it's our 13th anniversary! Not just because we're recounting our top 5 and bottom 5 movies over the past year of JFD! Not just because it's almost 4 hours long! But this episode is also the end of an era. This is our final regular weekly show! Not to worry, though, Sean and Parker will return next week with Junk Food Supper, the new abbreviated weekly show AND the gang will reunite once a month to bring you that classic JFD flavor you've come to know and love! So, since this is our final week of regular weekly shows, we're going out with a bang and reviewing 3 classic cult flicks!
Up first! Mr. Brian commands that we conquest the countryside with our crew from Camelot, in John Boorman's 1981 fog-fest Excalibur, a movie about a sword (and a King Arthur who wields it).
Next up! Justin D requested we Raid Atlantis with a rowdy rabble of rascally rockers, in Ruggero Deodato's 1983 flamethrower-fiasco Raiders of Atlantis, a movie about gunfights (and punk rock biker gangs).
Finally! Of course, it's 1987's Siesta, because Kevin E requested it. And we all understand what this movie is and why it would be requested, so we'll say nothing more (it's a movie about boobs).
All this plus Bowman's ringtone revealed, important show updates, unimportant baseball updates, critical Waffle House updates, all the hottest slang, how to create the ultimate podcaster, a pizza roundtable discussion, acceptance speech impediments, Atlantean disco, nerd news and even more! Recorded National Learn About Butterflies Day, 2023!!
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We've got three (read: two) classic, all-time bangers this week, Junkies!
First, the cult classic everyone knows: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Next, one of our favorite movies of all time: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!
Finally, old timey Tinsel Town meets voodoo in the SOV Hollywood Mortuary.
All this plus Nerd News, Junk Mails, Sean's iPhone troubles, Redneck fights, French films and so much more!
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We kick off our final month of weekly shows with a shorts film week for the ages. We get weird (and I mean WEIRD) with three very strange short films guaranteed to put you in a bizarre head space.
Hello, Junkies!! As we ready ourselves for the new chapter in JFD History, we also watch some of the craziest best movies on Earth. Here is the March Calendar.
Oh, also, you may be wondering about the future of the show now that Kevin has announced his semi-retirement.
Once a month, the three of us will do a normal ass JFD show like you know and love. Three movies. Three hosts. Voicemails, Nerd News, all that stuff. Three guys enjoying the perks and pleasures of ghouldom, friendship and cult movies.
The other weeks of the month, Sean and Parker will do a two-man spin-off show called (tentatively) Junk Food Supper. Two guys reviewing one movie or TV show or comic book or something each week. Two men sharing the joy of movies and friendship, finally able to talk about Neil Breen freely and openly, making BASEketball references without fear of persecution.
As for the Patreon: We'll keep it up. We'll no longer be doing Dom Deluise movies, so we'll axe that $10 dollar tier, but we're going to keep the bonus episodes around. They may no longer be large, 2 hour blocks delivered in the first couple days of the month. They may just be segments scattered in throughout the month, but they'll be delightful nonetheless. At any rate, think of the $1 and $5-dollar tiers as a tip for all our hard and courteous work. I mean, you tip waitresses and they never even had to endure Niku Daruma for your entertainment.
There will be normal-sized bonus patreon episodes at the begninng of March and April.
Also, ReKrab is now a permanent host and will be on every episode.
JFD658: Short Films
- Where Evil Dwells (1985)
- The Pricemaster (2001)
- Catherine (2014)
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)
- Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
- Hollywood Mortuary (1998)
- Raiders of Atlantis (1983) (picked by Justin D)
- Siesta (1987) (picked by Kevin E)
- Excalibur (1981) (picked by Mr. Brian)
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1978)
- Troll 2 (1990)
- Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects (1989)
Up first! We're surprised to find out that Europe had an Wayne Coyne zombies in the 80's when Parker picks Nightmare City, from 1980. It features all of the blood and boobs that Umberto could Lenz(i).
Next up! We hook up with a young Geena Davis (and an even younger Jim Carrey), along with several other famous friends in 1988's Earth Girls Are Easy, starring Geena Davis's barely sheathed nips. With pixels like these, ya gotta donloyd now.
Finally! Of course, it's 2020's Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes, because Sean can't escape the time loop of Japanuary.
All this plus captive cat creatures, croatian citizenry, a heartfelt thanks from Umberto, Parker's Personal Patreon Pic-a-ninny, sixteen audible burps, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on Cindy Crawford's birthday, 2023!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll put a cone on your head and let you sleep in our bathroom for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
We're back with three short sci-fi films and a very special guest.
First, Martians and puppets tangle in Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons
Next, James Cameron begins his career in the FX spectacle Xenogensis.
Finally, Fry learns the truth about his family in "Futurama: Luck of the Fryrish."
All this plus UFO Chat, ReKrab, indica, sativa, KEvin is threatened, Tom from Adelaide, junk mails, DVDs, Dick Tracy and so much more.
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It's the second week of Sci-Fi-ebruary, our month-long tribute to science fiction films and this week we let those psychos, the Dom DeLuise Patreon donors, have their way with three very different adventures. Up first, David Cronenberg takes us on a weird journey into a small town where a fringe psychologist is working to get his patients to manifest rage in a physical form, including little rage monsters that terrorize those who invoke their ire in 1979's The Brood picked by Portland Paul. Next, famous American author Mark Twain and three of his characters; Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn and Becky Thatcher, embark on a trip into space to follow Halley's Comet, all in beautiful Claymation in 1985's The Adventures of Mark Twain picked by Eamon. And finally, in a post-apocalyptic world where vigilantes ride planes through streams of air, Mark Hamill plays a bounty hunter bringing in a valuable prisoner only to have him stolen by loose cannon Bill Paxton who wants the hefty reward for himself in Slipstream from 1989. All this plus Sean's adventures in cat love, our AI lawyers, some very heartfelt voicemails, AMC making bad decisions, and so much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll keep things in motion with your love and support.
Up first! We're surprised to find out that England had an S&M scene in the 50's when Kevin picks Devil Girl From Mars, from 1954. It features pioneering leather fetish play, low-budget spaceships, and loud squeeking noises.
Next up! We hook up with a young George Hamilton (hunkiest scientist alive), who is on the run in some sort of weird mixed up telekinetic thriller called The Power, (from 1968). It'll make more sense once you see it. Not all the sense, but more, at least.
Finally! Of course, it's 1997's Starship Troopers, because of course.
All this plus British octogenarian documentarians, Royal Rumble reportage, late nites at the Esquire Theatre in Cinci, Frozen Frights at the Super Monster Movie Fest, an actual true-to-life really big announcement, streaming tattoos, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day, 2023!!
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10. Lightyear - I really enjoyed this Toy Story spin off movie. The animation was great as always from Disney. The story was good, and it really made me happy. Anyone that was upset about this same sex kiss in this movie can go screw.
9. Black Phone - What a great experience in the theatre. I loved the story. Another original horror story, not some ripoff or remake. I took my son, and he loved it as well.
8. Barbarian - Although I had a few small issues with this movie, anytime we get an original horror story that keeps my interest and provides some scares, I'm always pleased. There were some really creepy environments in this movie. I loved the basement sets.
7. Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe - I never dreamed that this would have been as enjoyable as it was. I still find these two morons absolutely hysterical. The story is good, and I enjoyed it more than their first movie.
6. Men - This is a real head trip of a movie. It is shot beautifully, and has a very strong story . The acting was fantastic as well.
5. Pearl - What a fun movie. This thing was bonkers. This was my favorite acting performance of the year. The directing was great as well.
4. X - I knew was going to love this movie from the trailer. A 70's porno shoot with murders. That's right up my alley. It was a nasty looking movie, and I love nasty. All of the characters were great. I loved when Jenna Ortega decided she wanted to take part in the fun too.
3. Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio - This has always been one of my favorite stories, but this maybe my favorite version so far. All of the voice acting was top notch, the animation was great. Beautiful movie with great additions to the story. The end was very emotional.
2. All Quiet on the Western Front - This is a very grim film. It shows the realities of the World Wars like few movies ever have. There is no happiness anywhere to be seen. Everything about this film was brilliant.
1. Banshees of Inisherin - My favorite movie of the year. Some of the lines in this movie were as funny as anything I ever heard. Barry Keoghan is one of my favorite actors now. It does sad and funny better than very movies ever have. All of the cast was perfect.
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We're back with three firey (and deeply weird) movies picked by our friends on Patreon.
First, exiled pioneers encounter various dangers -- natural and supernatural -- in Eyes of Fire.
Next, a high school girl spirals into depravity in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.
Finally, the worst family in Japan meets a mysterious stranger in "Visitor Q."
All this plus junk mails (kind of), patreon mix ups, I like David Lynch, Nerd News, Sean's scary day, Parker's scary day, Julian Sands' scary day, nothing scary happens to Kevin and so much more.
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In what may be the most important Sci-Fi Ebruary of all time, we'll be talking about some of the most important JFD movies of all time.
JFD654:
- Devil Girl From Mars (1954)
- Starship Troopers (1997)
- The Power (1968)
JFD655: Patreon Picks
- The Adventures of Mark Twain (1985) (picked by Eamon)
- Slipstream (1989) (picked by Jon from Dayton)
- The Brood (1979) (picked by Portland Paul)
JFD656: Shorts
- Xenogenesis (1978)
- Futurama: Luck of the Fryrish (2001)
- Captain Scarlet And The Mysterons (1967)
JFD657:
- Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
- Nightmare City (1980)
- Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes (2020)
This week on JFD, the hosts are left to their own devices and pick three random films they've been itchin' to discuss.
Up first! We're surprised to find out that Belgium had an animated film scene when Kevin picks Harpya, from 1979. It features pioneering live-action/animation hybrid techniques, mythical creatures, and loud squeeking noises.
Next up! We head on over to Japan with a meat-obssessed outerspace Japanese wrestler dude in Kinnikuman: Stolen Championship Belt, (from 1984). Featuring a fake-ass Terry Funk!
Finally! Of course, it's 2005's House of Cosbys, because Parker picked it.
All this plus Frisbie's Frantic Big Apple Lifestyle Report, a new sponsorship from a major online bookseller, a breakdown of the pie-based sexual intercourse in M3GAN, Samoa Joe's famous cheeseburgers, Kevin says Monica "Belushi", Sugar Tit & Rabbit Hash & Big Bone Lick (the Kentucky Tri-Cities), Parker's debacle of falsehoods regarding trailer news, Nic Cage flashes his KISS Army badge, background Harpies, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Balloon Ascension Day, 2023!!
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Welcome to the Nude Year, Junkies!
First, two astronauts meet a colony of naked ladies in Doris Wishman's "Nude on the Moon."
Next, Junior has it all: sex with his mom AND his sister in "Taboo 2."
Finally, a team of collegiate professional wrestlers do weird sex stuff in "Beautiful Wrestlers: Down for the Count."
All this plus we recount our Top 5 favorite movies of 2022. Our least favorite movies of 2022, no Nerd Nerds, but yes junk mails featuring Mia Sweetman, Kevin E and the Fallen One.
It's time for JFD Rewind Episode Number NINE! As we perfunctorily/redundantly explain at the head of each of these annual compilation clip shows, your charming Junk Food Dinner hosts are unwilling and/or unable to perform their regular duties in this very hectic holiday time period. However, as has been explained prior, this inability to produce a new weekly show does not preclude us from our obligation to deliver some form of audio content to the feed. So it's come to this again: yet another?!?!!$@#! Junk Food Dinner clip show. As we're fond of both the elements of surprise and laziness, we'll forgo the usual descriptors here as to what the actual contents of this cut-and-pasted effort truly are. If you're the sort of curious cat who'd actually donloyd this thing, you'll listen along with us and discover what made the cut for this year's compilation. And if not, you could still pretend you did and probably fool us. That said, we're using this year's edition as a tribute to fallen heroes from this past year. If y'all love what ya hear, sign up for our Patreon thing to throw us a few bones (in exchange for some boners). All this plus witty banter between friends, ghosts of podcast friendship, beast mode Kevin, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD blu-ray releases, partial confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement, newscasters aplenty, musical interludes, drippy noses, wanton sneezes, spooky belches, sinister gleeks and just enough more!
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JFD650: Happy Nude Year!
- Nude on the Moon (1961)
- Taboo II (1982)
- Beautiful Wrestlers: Down for the Count (1984)
JFD651: Shorts
- Harpya (1979)
- A House of Cosbys (2005)
- Kinnikuman: Stolen Championship Belt (1984)
JFD652
- Heartland of Darkness (1982)
- Blood Simple (1984)
- Flying Phantom Ship (1969)
JFD653: Patreon Picks
- Eyes of Fire (1983) (picked by Andreas)
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) (picked by Luke)
- Visitor Q (2001) (picked by Justin D)
Up first! We're surprised to find out that Kevin is an otaku son of a bitch when he picks the 1984 anime flick Lensman, which is kind of a Star Wars rip-off (despite being based on books from the 30's). It's also got some wild early CG animation. Thanks Kevin E for picking it!
Next up! We head on over to Italy with Lucio Fulci and The Devil's Honey, (from 1986). It's the one where a guy tries to impregnate a lady using his saxophone. Thanks Mark From England for picking it!
Finally! Of course, it's 2000's Dude, Where's My Car?, because we continue to hail zoltan, against our better judgement. Thanks Josh H for picking it!
All this plus our recent moviegoing experiences including a report on The Beyond: The Composer's Cut, our recent videogame experiences including a report on Parker's ability to recreate his friends in pro wrestling games, pre-Avatar speculations, Kevin admits he "gets the appeal" of Tom Cruise, Kyle's remarkable sense of timing, early memories of the Japanimation craze, yuletide hold muzak, too many dudes, a special offer from your trusted VCR dealer, forgotten HBO shows, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Violin Day, 2022!!
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We're back with three crazy shorts!
First, a very special Christmas episode of "Bewitched" as two friends use magic to swap races in "Sisters at Heart" -- brought to you by the Oscar Meyer company.
Next, Siskel and Ebert are back with more reviews of consumer goods and snide remarks in the 1988 Siskel and Ebert Holiday gift Guide.
Finally, a guy finds himself in a strange place that shouldn't exist -- The Backrooms.
All this plus Nerd News, Boycotting Nerd News, is it Christmas??, Junk Mails, Sweetman, Kepi updates and so much more!
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As the year winds down we take a look at three very different foreign films from 2022 that we've heard were worth our attention. Are they? Tune in and find out!
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This week: the standard JFD lineup is back to review a trio of non-standard flicks selected by the standard-bearers of good taste (our Patreon donors)!
Up first! Audiences agree, Sam Peckinpah sure is good at smashing up mack trucks. It's the stick-it-to-the-man classic Convoy (from 1978, as all trucker movies are)! It's the classic tale of some tough-ass truckers hitting the road and outsmarting the coppers, all while passing by classic A&W Root Beer stands. Thanks Eamon for picking it!
Next up! We head on over to the California coastline with John Carpenter and The Fog, (from 1980). It's the one where a fog rolls up on a lighthouse, and there may or may not be pirate ghosts underneath it. Thanks Mickey for picking it!
Finally! Of course, it's 2001's Plaga Zombie: Zona Mutante, because we love neon orange colored zombies, especially Argentinian ones. Thanks Steve M for picking it!
All this plus the international toilet report, respecting the Japanese tourists of this podcast, soggy boatsmen, cb radio daze, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Cranberry Relish Day, 2022!!
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We're back with three short films this week with special guest, Justin!
First, a naked lady searches a spooky hotel in Nightmare at Elm Manor.
Next, workers make a series of mistakes in Shake Hands with Danger.
Finally, a race car driver experiences hardships in Red and Rosy.
All this plus a Sweetman miracle, Linklater Chat, junk mails, DVDs and so much more!
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This week on Junk Food Dinner, while Sean is out exploring Japan, we go back to the original JFD recipe and conjure up the ghost of original JFD host Mr. Mark Freado Jr. to explore three very different flicks. Up first, Count Dracula has opened his castle up to tourist in an attempt to find a rare blood type to bring his long dormant wife back to life. When he finds the blood type among a group from Playboy Magazine, he is able to bring her back, only this time she's black! Hijinks ensue in 1974's Old Dracula (AKA Vampira). Then, we sample an 80's horror flick from Mexico (but filmed in Texas) about a group of college kids who accidentally raise the dead only to be picked off one by one and also put a young group of trick 'r treaters in danger in Cemetery of Terror from 1985. And finally, we get the not-so-true story of the rise of America's foremost parody song writer in Weird: The Al Yankovic Story from 2022. All this plus we catch up with what Mark has been up to since we last talked, Godzilla Day, we pay respect to Banana Man, hot new blu-rays and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll change the lyrics to popular songs with your love and support.
We're finishing 2022 strong with some hot movies and some hotter guests! JFD642
- School in the Crosshairs (1981)
- Bram Stoker's Dracula (1922)
- The Plastic Dome of Norma Jean (1966)
JFD643: w/ guest Mark Freado
* Cemetery of Terror (1985)
* Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
* Old Dracula (aka Vampira) (1974)
JFD644: Short Films w/ Justin Wiese
* Shake Hands with Danger (1980)
* Nightmare at Elm Manor (1961)
* Red and Rosy (1989)
JFD645: Patreon Pickss
* Plaga zombie: Zona mutante (2001) (picked by Steve M)
* Convoy (1979) (picked by Eamon)
* The Fog (1980) (picked by Mickey)
JFD646: 2022 Week
* Brian and Charles (2022)
* RRR (2022)
* Vortex (2022)
JFD647: Short Films
* Bewitched: Sisters at Heart (1970)
* Backrooms (Found Footage) (2022)
* Siskel and Ebert's 1988 Holiday Gift Guide (1988)
JFD648: Patreon Picks w/ guest Jackson Stewart
* Lensman (1987) (picked by Kevin E)
* The Devil's Honey (1986) (picked by Mark from England)
* Dude, Where's my Car? (2000) (picked by Josh H)
JFD649: Christmas Week
* The Life And Adventures Of Santa Claus (1985)
* The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022)
* Max Headroom's Giant Christmas Turkey (1986)
We're back, Junkies! Enjoy this crazy episode!
First, a psychic woman gets taken advantage of by The Shitty Beatles in the thought-lost film, "The Plastic Dome of Norma Jean."
Next, a psychic girl saves her class from aliens in "School in the Crosshairs" from the guy who made "Hausu."
Finally, we finally find out why they're fighting Dracula in "Bram Stoker's Dracula" from 1992.
All this plus Sweetman, Kyle from Kentucky, Nerd News, dvds, junk mails, Parker on TV, Also Welf, Dawn of the Dead in 3D and so much more!
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All Schlocktober things come to an end, and that includes the month of the same name. But we're going out with some timely picks this week, in our tribute to Screaming (streaming) Video!
Up first! As audiences around the globe puke their hearts out to the thralls of Terrifier 2, we creep back in time to 2013's for Art the Clown's feature debut: All Hallows' Eve! It's a Halloween-themed anthology, and coincidentally it's also a limb-ripping themed anthology.
Next up! We head on over to Texas and/or Bulgaria and crack open a Lone Star or two with Texas Chainsaw Massacre, (from 2022). It's Leatherface vs Hipsterface in this Netflix-released slasher revival!
Finally! Of course, it's 2022's Hellraiser, because we must think that pain is pleasure.
All this plus a halloween candy round-up, a halloween trilogy round-up, the spookiest sounds of the season, scary call connectivity challenges, halloween party recaps, halloween party tips, halloween flavored liquors, halloween themed beer commercials, halloween themed beer wolfs, burying the wrestler X-Pac, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Greasy Foods Day, 2022!!
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It's the third week of Schlocktober and we're getting creepy with three 1960's gothic horrors from American International Pictures starring the King of Halloween, Vincent Price! Up first, Price plays a mysterious and afflicted man living in a cursed castle with his sister, but when the sister's lover comes calling all hell breaks loose in House of Usher from 1960, based on the story by Edgar Allan Poe.Then, AIP combines mythology from H.P. Lovecraft and Poe in The Haunted Palace from 1963 about a man who inherits an old mansion from his long deceased relative, not knowing the secrets it and the town around it possess.And finally, Price teams up with Peter Lorre as a couple of down on their luck funeral men who have to create customers, if you know what I mean, in the slapstick Comedy of Terrors from 1963, also starring Boris Karloff and Basil Rathbone.All this plus some brief Vegas chat, we announce the winner of the Kevin Moth statue, Sean dives even deeper in Vincent Price, hot Halloween records for your party, Terrifier 2 chat, some hot blu-rays to keep you entertained and so much more!LISTE NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll avenge our child's death with your love and support.
Schlocktober can't be stopped! And this week it extends its spooky grip far beyond this mortal world and into the creepy universe of Universal Horror! Join us as we party Halloween-style with all the werewolfs, mummy's, and old-timey comedians that we can squeeze into our living room.
Up first! We turn back the clocks to a simpler time when nobody had ever seen a werewolf movie before, with 1935's Werewolf of London, which served as inspiration over the years for countless things, including that time those dudes went to Trader Vic's or whatever. This one's got Henry Hull playing the werewolf, but don't worry if you ain't heard of the dude. He's still got fangs and claws in all the right places.
Next up! We head on over to Egypt and crack open a casket or two with The Mummy's Tomb, (from 1942) one of those non-Karloff, Chaney-starring Mummy flicks, wherein a dead man in bandages walks again! And science can scarecly explain it!
Finally! Of course, it's 1949's Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff, partially because we seem to be picking these movies in seven year intervals, partially because it's The Year of Karloff, and partially because Sean's fallen in love with grandpa comedians. Hey, it's got a cool cavern scene.
All this plus mysteriously upgraded audio quality, the Las Vegas pre-party report, how we get Halloweened, Sweetman's bathtub bonanza, the Munsters is beloved by Bowman, no sneezes, spooky snacks & silly cereals, no burps, Jerry's friendly follow-up, The Fallen One's flick picks, no gleeks, the big boobs up in the sky, s'what's a swami anyhow?, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Butterfly and Hummingbird Day, 2022!!
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It's Schlocktober, Junkies! The best month of the year!
We're celebrating by doing three movies picked by our friends from Patreon.
The Polonia Brothers are back as they go to a freaky family reunion in Splatter Farm.
Next, a nerdy kid asks demons for wishes in The Gate II.
Finally, three sexy fox ghosts fall in love with a nerd in Erotic Ghost Story.
All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, listener ultimatums, Hot Chicks, Smile Time, Drive-In chat and so much more.
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We say goodbye to Bicep-tember with three action-packed flicks picked by our fabulous (and probably very strong) Patreon donors.Up first, Patrick Swayze leads a group of reluctant teen soldiers (including Charlie Sheen, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson and Jennifer Grey) against an invasion of Communists on American soil in Red Dawn from 1984. Next, Robert Forster plays a down-on-his-luck cab driver and former baseball player who gets mixed up in a revenge plot by Nancy Kwan who is out to avenge the death of her husband and son by a gang of sleazy criminals in Walking the Edge from 1985. Finally, we jump right into the third installment of Lorenzo Lamas' thrill-ogy of flicks about a former military expert for hire in Snake Eater III: His Law from 1992.All this plus Parker's Clerks 3 assessment, Kevin Smith's wardrobe choices, Dana Carvey chat, Toxic cookies, Ween chat, Matthew Sweetman calls in, we go hard for Godard, hot new blu-rays and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll avenge our child's death with your love and support.
Spooky, scary! This year, we're examining the history of horror by highlighing three studios (basically) that embodied the spirit of horror through the ages. We're also taking a week off in the middle of the month so we can experience the joys of Halloween!
JFD638: Patreon Picks
- Splatter Farm (1987) (picked by Jeff P)
- Gate II (1990) (picked by Josh H.)
- Erotic Ghost Story (1990) (picked by Mark from England)
JFD639: Universal Monsters
* Werewolf of London (1935)
* The Mummy's Tomb (1942)
* Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)
JFD640: American International Pictures
* House of Usher (1960)
* The Haunted Palace (1963)
* Comedy of Terrors (1963)
JFD641: Streaming Video
* All Hallow's Eve (2013)
* Hellraiser (2022)
* Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
It might be short films week, but we're long on muscles, cuz it's still Biceptember in our hearts (and calendars). Join us, won't you, as we discuss these three meaty shorts?
Up first! We turn back the clocks to a simpler time when a housewife could openly cuckold her weakling husband in favor of the local bodybuilding champion (Clarence Ross) in 1949's So You Want to be a Muscle Man. It's part of the Joe McDoakes series of shorts! But don't pretend like you know what the heck that means.
Next up! We head on over to Hong Kong with the Japanese-produced, Chinese-set debut episode of Fight! Dragon, a rarely discussed 1974 kung fu TV series that features Bolo Yeung and other musclebound action stars!
Finally! Of course, it's 2016's The Final Deletion, a famous wrestling "match" from those firecracker sports entertainers The Hardy Boyz! Brought to you by Impact Wrestling. (again, no pretending)
All this plus medium bad skype audio quality, respecting the muscle men of this country, a very important Kevin Moth giveaway, a Barbarian theatrical scene report, Parker jumbles things around on his desk to disrupt the audio unwittingly, a Horrorhound Cincinnati Convention scene report, a Killer Klown Retail Bonanza, a patented combination of karate and aerobics, Lori Petty & "The Good Food", Sweetman & "The Bath Waters", Parker's open to new ideas about real world violence, return of the boo drop, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Chocolate Milkshake Day, 2022!!
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Junk Food Dinner welcomes you to Biceptember, an inclusive and non-judgemental annual celebration of muscles and the bodies they're attached to. Please tell your friends this month how much you appreciate their muscles, and take a moment to connect with your own. It's the Biceptember way. Without further ado, please enjoy:
BICEPTEMBER 2022!! (Muscle Music Mix)
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Rip your shirt off right now! It's week 2 of Bicep-tember!
First, a young man gets involved in a shady business deal at a gym frequented by Robert Englund and Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Stay Hungry."
Next, Arnold returns as a slave-turned-gladiator in "Conan the Barbarian."
Finally, The Barbarian Twins return as wacky truck drivers who get in trouble with the mob in "Thing Big."
All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Sean's thrilling email snafu story, bad Tubi movies, real-life theater going and so much more.
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This week we kick off the most muscle-y, sweatiest, action-packed month of the year Bicep-tember! Up first, health nuts and bodybuilders get together to sing and dance in 1954's Athena. Then, what's better than one Jean-Claude Van Damme? How about two JCVDs, as he plays estranged twins trying to avenge their parents' deaths and defeat a Hong Kong triad in Double Impact from 1991. And finally, a weightlifter, his ex-girlfriend and a psychic investigate an old house haunted by the ghost of a murdered lover in the ultra-low budget Japanese Evil Dead homage, Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell from 1995.All this plus Kevin's adventures at the drive-in, Sean's fruit leather hack, Nerd News, hot blu-ray news, and so much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll weasel out of another Ghoul Summer with your love and support.
Y'all ever see that movie where Australian bikers face off against an Italian Nitemare Feddy aboard a lavish train in 1930s America? Oh, maybe that was actually three different movies. Maybe the three our Patreon pals picked for us this week.
Up first! We board a cross-country train with John Barrymore and Carole Lombard in the knee-slapping screwball yarn Twentieth Century (from 1934), directed by Howard Hawks and picked by Listener Luke!
Next up! We head on over to Australia with a buncha sleazy bikers and a skeezy copper in 1974's Stone, a bonafide Ozploitation classic from a dude who sadly never directed anything else & picked by the legendary Expat Elise!
Finally! Of course, it's 1990's Night Killer, a movie that is neither a Texas Chainsaw nor a Nightmare on Elm St, no matter what Claudio Fragasso and Eric from Nashville tell ya!
All this plus sweaty men stewing in their juices and smelling burnt turds, the home decor repor(t), the fireworks reporks, Parker's an Otaku Son of a Bitch, yes Sean does say the word 'jazz' at least once, Sweetman's Wrestlechats, bogus Clue boardgames make Kevin wanna puke, a dangerous political sidebar, the Carole Lombard Repord, there's no wrong way to enjoy Troll 2, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on Buttered Corn Day, 2022!!
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Welcome back, Junkies! We have three wholesome, obscure and surreal pieces of short art this week. First, Beaver Cleaver and his friends buy some gruesome shirts in "Leave it to Beaver: Monster Sweatshirt."
Next, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney Jr. get up to their old scares in "Route 66: Lizard's Leg And Owlet's Wing"
Finally, a man contemplates life after learning he has a stone inside his body in "David: Story of David."
All this plus Nerd News, Saw is back!, DVDs, Sweetman and so much more!
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Grab your baby oil and your dumbells. It's Bicep-tember! JFD634
- Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell (2012)
- Double Impact (1991)
- Athena (1954)
JFD635:
* Think Big (1990)
* Conan the Barbarian (1982)
* Stay Hungry (1976)
JFD636: Short Films
* Fight! Dragon - S1E1 - Dragon Files to Hong Kong (1974)
* The Final Deletion (2016)
* So You Want to Be a Muscle Man (1949)
JFD637: Patreon Picks
* Snake Eater 3: His Law (1992)(picked by Geoff)
* Red Dawn (1984)(picked by Mickey/Mr. Brian/Travis)
* Walking the Edge (1985)(picked by Andreas P.A)
This week, it's Ghoul Summer... well, kind of... if you're here for the rape, nipple torture, war crimes and vomit-play, well, first maybe take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself "Why am I like this?", but also you'll probably be slightly disappointed this year as we're taking Ghoul Summer quite literally and doing movies about actual ghouls! Up first, Boris Karloff plays an Egyptologist on his death bed, but he possesses a sacred Egyptian artifact that may hold the key to immortality. However, he does eventually die and when he does, many people are interested in getting their hands of his artifacts. But Boris was right all along and returns from the grave as an undead fiend to exact his revenge in The Ghoul from 1933. Next, Ed Wood assembles his usual gang of weirdos for another low-budget, but enjoyable horror romp in Night of the Ghouls from 1959.And finally, a man and his girlfriend move into his childhood home, not knowing it was formerly a house of Satanic worship. When the man decides to dabble in the dark arts himself, he summons some terrifying little creatures in the Empire Pictures classic Ghoulies from 1985. All this plus Kevin supports local filmmakers, Parker takes in some fine art, a double dose of sad nerd news, beach-themed blu-rays and so much more. LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll weasel out of another Ghoul Summer with your love and support.
Y'all ever see that movie where a boy ninja schemes up a mass shooting at a drive-in with a bevy of 70s babes and souped up sports cars? Oh, maybe that was actually three different movies. Maybe the three we're reviewing this week.
Up first! It's our debut exposure to Watari, famed Ninja Boy, a storied and legendary figure in Japanese fiction. Or at least it seems he should be? It's 1966 Watari, the Ninja Boy, from Toei! It's the one with the giant housecat decapitation sequence.
Next up! We head on over to Reseda with Boris Karloff to catch a flick at the old drive in, with Peter Bogdonavich's debut feature Targets (from 1968). Sure, we're living in the midst of Vietnam era angst and social turmoil, but nothing could go wrong, right?
Finally! Of course, it's 2007's Death Proof, featuring the most feminine footwork this side of a Cynthia Rothrock vehicle. And twice the vehicular homicides!
All this plus Parker's mysterious future, JFD's Farts & Arts Corner, hard to nail down EC comics, the Horchata flavor revolution, a Peen on Screen news update, a Peen on Waffles news update, "Die Now Having Prospered", Parker Bowman is Poster Blowout, "Don't", nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Take a Penny / Leave a Penny Day, 2022!!
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Welcome back, Junkies! All three of your boys are in the JFD studios to discuss threee patreon-picked flicks.
First, it was the night when the 60s died -- The Rolling Stones play Altamont in "Gimme Shelter."
Next, a creepy girl is possessed in "Cathy's Curse."
Finally, a girl rock group meets a bigfeetsman in "Stomp! Shout! Scream!"
All this plus someone gets COVID, Junk Mails, Chaki calls in, Baseball Chat, Alienware Computers and much more!
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It's August, junkies, and we have a doozie of a schedule for you!!
JFD630
- Targets (1968)
- Death Proof (2007)
- Watari, the Ninja Boy (1966)
JFD631: Ghoul Summer (more or less)
* The Ghoul (1933)
* Ghoulies (1985)
* Night of the Ghouls (1959)
JFD632: Short Films
* Leave it to Beaver: Sweatshirt Monsters (1993)
* David (2017)
* Route 66: Lizard's Leg and Owlet's Wing (1962)
JFD633: Patreon Picks
* Stone (1974)(picked by Elise)
* Night Killer (1990)(picked by Eric from Nashville)
* Twentieth Century (1934)(picked by Luke)
Hey Junkies, let's face it, between massive heatwaves, double-digit inflation and COVID roaring back, this summer has sucked. As such, we don't think we could handle the depression of Ghoul Summer this year. So, once again we've decided to flip the script and bask in the positivity of Star Trek for another Summer of Spock! This year we're joined by long-time friend of the show and life-long Trekker Christopher Olvis to break down three Trek tales. Up first, William Shatner directs the fifth entry into the Star Trek cinematic universe where the crew meet Spock's long-lost half-brother, face their own demons and take on a God-like alien in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier from 1989.Next, when the Klingons are at their lowest, the crew tries to broker peace, but their peace mission is sabotaged and Kirk and McCoy are framed and taken prisoner in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country from 1991.Finally, we pass the baton from the original cast to the cast of The Next Generation in Star Trek: Generations from 1994 where Captain Kirk and Captain Picard have to team up to keep Malcolm McDowell from fucking up the space-time continuum. All this plus Kevin's adventures on the East Coast, what's hot in Columbus, Ohio, our reactions to the new Munsters trailer, blu-rays about Aztec Mummies and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll find peace in space with your love and support.
It's time for another episode of Junk Food Dinner, except nobody told Kevin Moss to show up. It's okay, though, because we're joined by friend of the show Virtual Kevin Moss and even better friend of the show Justin Wiese.
Up first! It's Jacques Demy's /other/ musical, the French fairytale musical that Sean was afraid to pick in Kevin's presence. It's Donkey Skin, from 1970! It's the one with a lady who vomits frogs. Does Kevin like that sorta thing?
Next up! We head on over to Hong Kong with Maggie Cheung, Michelle Yeoh and some other famous Hong Kong lady in the gender-swapped Chinese Triple Batman sorta flick The Heroic Trio (from 1993). We can't even explain what the heck's going on here until you listen to the episode.
Finally! Of course, it's 1995's Sudden Death, starring Jean Claude Van Damme. It's the one with the hockey game!
All this plus the real donkey lips raps, the final verdict on all of the new and controversial mainstream film releases, the triumphant return of the boob scale (featuring a rare double-chester), Win Lose or Wynorski, grandpa's jazz records, Virtual Kevin, who are the 1960s goblin-faced men?, a double-dose of nerd news sadness, Cubby Broccoli pulls his hair out, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Cow Appreciation Day, 2022!!
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We're celebrating our 1700th movie (I think, I'm too lazy to look it up)!
As is tradition, we're doing an audio commentary to celebrate. But for what movie? Well, you voted for it and it's the Spider-Man TV movie/pilot from 1977!
Is it a menace or a hero? Join us and find out!
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This week we diverge slightly from our regular short films week and once again change over to JFDTV, where we each pick about 25-minutes worth of music videos to yack about. Up first, Kevin picks a slew of weird videos, including clips from Whale, Zapp, The Dogs, Ray Parker Jr., Butthole Surfers and The Bobby Lees. Check out the playlist here.Then, Parker get vapor wavey with videos from Gunship, Carpenter Brut, Biting Elbows, Wolfie's Just Fine and Miles Fisher. Check out the playlist here.And finally, Sean brings us video clips from the likes of Mondo Vita, Jean-Michel Jarre, Timmy Spence, STOP, Commander Cody, Frank Chickens, Ken Berg and The Toons. Check out the playlist here.All this plus MTV nostalgia, Kennedy on Fox News, mobile movie theaters, anime on Adult Swim, Beavis and Butthead updates, hot new blu-rays and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll bring back music videos to MTV with your love and support.
It's time yet again to rock out with your JFD pals! As is tradition, we've each selected a batch of 25 minutes worth of weird music videos to chat about, and slapped them together here so you can watch along. We've got three videos, for each of your three charming hosts, and you should probably wait until you listen to the first half of the audio podcast before watching 'em. But here they are for your enjoyment! Without further ado, please enjoy:
JFDTV2022: Yo! Kevin Raps (1988) - from Junk Food Dinner, episode #625! In video form!
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JFDTV2022: Parker's 120 Minutes (1991) - from Junk Food Dinner, episode #625! In video form!
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JFDTV2022: Seanvis and Sean-head (1993) - from Junk Food Dinner, episode #625! In video form!
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Those top-class weirdos the Dom Deluise crew have outdone themselves this week with 3 wild flicks for us to chat about!
Up first! It's Lucio Fulci's /other/ 'Gates of Hell' movie (that somehow we haven't reviewed yet) The Beyond, from 1981! It's the one where eyeballs get gauged, but in New Orleans! (thanks Portland Paul!)
Next up! We hit the road with Charlie Sheen and his ghoulish friend in the early Penelope Spheeris joint The Boys Next Door (from 1985). Keep your eyes peeled for Moon Unit Zappa in a cameo. (thanks Ricky!)
Finally! Of course, it's 2013's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor, a movie picked by Parker, who likes those guys (those guys being Tyler Perry, who directed this movie and who also likes to smell his own farts). Parker likes those guys! (thanks Mark from England!)
All this plus the official Bob Dylan show report starring Sean Byron, continued DALL-E Mini chat (we're still calling it that), Kevin's fed up with this bullshit, Parker gets the Mothman deets on infidelity, podcast transcriptions, hellish Italian devil folk, a newspaper hoarding problem, Kevin admits how he fills his workhours with urine-related internet searches, surprisingly subdued Fulci enthusiasm, untamed xenochrony, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on Tall Girl Appreciation Day, 2022!!
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Grab your sunscreen and set your phazers to stun! We're living long and prosper this summer!!
JFD625: Music Video Week
- Yo! Kevin Raps (1988)
- Parker's 120 Minutes (1991)
- Seanvis and Sean-head (1993)
JFD626: Audio Commentary Week
* Go (19??)
* Vote (19??)
* Now (19??)
JFD627: w/ guest Justin
* The Heroic Trio (1993)
* Sudden Death (1995)
* Donkey Skin (1970)
JFD628: Spock Summer
* Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
* Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
* Star Trek: Generations (1994)
JFD629: Patreon Week
* Cathy's Curse (1977) (picked by Ricky O)
* Stomp! Shout! Scream! (2005)(picked by Charlie)
* Gimme Shelter (1970) (picked by Portland Paul)
Welcome to short films week, Petey Bunslinger!
First, DC superheroes try their had at standup comedy in "Legends of the Superheroes: The Roast."
Next, a young girl has a problem with her sloppy brother in Robert Rodriguez' "Bedhead."
Finally, Juan Schwartz and the whole crew from "Cannibal: The Musical" return in "Time Warped."
All this plus Nerd News, a DVD or two, no Junk Mails, Eric Andre chat and so much more!
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Summer's here and we're getting tropical as we take a trip to the Black La-June for our Creature from the Black Lagoon theme show! Up first, we start with the Universal 3-D classic that started it all, about a group of scientists who travel to the Amazon looking for creature of legend, reported to be half man and half fish. But when they find exactly what they're looking for, will they survive in Creature from the Black Lagoon from 1954. Then, another group of scientists return to the Amazon to capture the Gil-man and transport him back to the US, where they put him on display at a Florida aquarium. What could possibly go wrong in Revenge of the Creature from 1955.And finally, yet another group of scientists once again capture the Gil-man, but this time after burning the creature, they find he has human-like skin and lungs under his scales and gills. They figure they may be able to humanize the creature and make him wear clothes in The Creature Walks Among Us from 1956.All this plus Parker's thoughts on Licorice Pizza, R.E.M chat, we learn about Pirate Metal, we get hyped for Mad God, hot new blu-rays and so much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll escape this damn lagoon with your love and support.
Things are heating up around here at the JFD offices, and we've got three appropriately hot & sweaty cult movies to chat about with you this week. Get ready for a wild one, wherein opinions on movies are discussed in podcast form (a new approach to the medium).
Up first! It's Michelangelo "Mr. Blow-Up" Antonioni's /other/ movie (except all the other, other ones) The Passenger, from 1975! It's the one where Jack Nicholson does some stuff in the desert and then doesn't do some other stuff not in the desert. And there's lots of slow camera movements. But also it's great! (maybe)
Next up! We turn the volume up on another heavy metal horror flick, this time giving Hard Rock Zombies (from 1985) a spin. Recently restored by pixelfiends Vinegar Syndrome, does this horror comedy feature anything horrific or comedic? And does it even feature hard rock? Surely there are zombies? We'll figure out all of this, plus whether or not it has Eva Braun as a werewolf.
Finally! Of course, it's 2017's The Endless, a movie picked by Parker likes those guys (those guys being Justin Benson + Aaron Moorhead, who directed this movie and who also have their names carved together into a tree like that with a plus sign in the middle). Parker likes those guys!
All this plus grillin' & chillin', Parker's flaming failure, sexualized bureaucracy, the Star Wars report and other basic bitch shit, Black Sweden, the opposite of cinema, unapologetic Algerian funk, Kevin's favorite newspaper critics, the sound of sweat and dirt, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Macaroon Day, 2022!!
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You know the drill. Our 1,700th movie reviewed on the show is coming up. We're going to do an audio commentary. Vote now! (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['QP']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)})(window,document,'script','//scripts.poll-maker.com/3012/pollembed.js','qp');QuizMaker
We close out May-stery Month by kicking your spaghetti-bending butt back to Milan! First, a detective falls in love with a murder victim in "Laura."
Next, a group of wealthy eccentics play a dangerous game in "The Last of Sheila."
Finally, a poet suspects his girlfriend's a killer in "So I Married an Axe Murderer."
All this plus peen chat, Kids in the Hall Chat, Junk Mails, A classic Kyle from Kentucky story and so much more!
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May-stery, our month-long tribute to mysteries, rolls right along as we make a stop in Shortsville for a trio of mysterious short films and/or TV episodes. Up first, Larry, Moe and Shemp are private detectives hired by a millionaire to protect him and his fortune from a gang of thieves, only to have slapstick hijinks ensue in The Three Stooges - Who Done It? from 1949.Then, at the height of its popularity, The Simpsons aired a two-part mystery asking the question "Who shot Mr. Burns?". The mystery lasted a whole summer and involved a contest, 1-800-COLLECT and lots of disappointed fans. We revisit the hype as we examine The Simpsons - Who Shot Mr. Burns? from 1995.And finally, David Lynch brings his unique brand of surrealism to TV in the 2017 reboot of Twin Peaks. While the entire series could be described as trippy, it was episode 8 that stood out as a real mindfucker. We take it all in and try to make sense of it.All this plus Kevin's Disney ban, Sean's celebrity encounter, Kevin's trip to Kentucky, Kids in the Hall peens on screen, The Fallen One calls in, Fangoria Chainsaw Award updates, Black Mirror News, hot new blu-rays and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll solve this damn mystery with your love and support.
Wow. have you ever seen a June movie schedule so good in your life?? JFD621
- Hard Rock Zombies (1985)
- The Endless (2018)
- The Passenger (1975)
JFD622: Creature from the Black LaJune
* Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
* Revenge of the Creature (1955)
* The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)
JFD623: Shorts Week
* Bedhead (1991)
* Time Warped (1995)
* Legends of the Superheroes (1979)
JFD624: Patreon Week
* The Boys Next Door (1985) (picked by Randy)
* Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counsellor (2013)(picked by Mark from England)
* The Beyond (1981) (picked by Portland Paul)
Our eternal friends the Dom Deluise Patreon Pals are in on the mysterious fun with us this week as we review three of their (semi-)mystery movie picks!
Up first! It's Louis Malle's 1958 debut Elevator to the Gallows, a strikingly photographed French film noir with a Miles Davis soundtrack. Picked by Listener Luke!
Next up! We double dip on the French tip with another franco-feature, the sparse but bloody Revenge (from 2017)! It's more or less what you've seen from prior rape/revenge flicks, but with vastly more shots of butts and open wounds on Frenchmen's feet. Thanks to Aaron for picking it!
Finally! Of course, it's 2018's The Clovehitch Killer, because we already reviewed The Office Killer, The Killer Tomatoes/Klowns/Bimbos/Workouts/Sharks, The Driller Killer, The Thrill Killers, Honeymoon Killers, and Fearless Vampire Killers - and didn't want ol' Clovehitch to feel left out. Stars Dylan McDermott. Picked by Travis.
All this plus the Garfield poop update, Parker & Sam: A Love Story, casting for the next Dorito's packaging, Benedict Cumberbatch? I hardly knew her batch, Kevin's minority opinion corner, Kevin's off-mic snickerdoos, Parker's moving furniture, Sean's stuck in a fuzzy Skype session, checking your bagel qualifications, Miles on the track, donut shop payphones, James "King" Hong, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Shrimp Day, 2022!!
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We're back and we're getting mysterious for May-stery month!
First up, Jimmy Stewart is worried that his neighbor may be a killer in Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window."
Next, Columbo is on the trail of a fashionable killer in "Lovely but Lethal."
Finally, a group of strangers are being blackmailed by a dead guy in the board game-based "Clue."
All this plus Nerd News, a shell with shoes, Junk Mails, Parker reviews [redacted] and so much more!
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Another week, another episode of Junk Food Dinner. And this week the boys go down a spooky path of undead ghouls, fascist football players and stripper murdering serial killers. Up first, a young woman survives a car crash (or does she?) and takes a job as a church organist, but she begins having creepy visions and the feeling she is being stalked by a ghoul from beyond the grave in the black and white classic Carnival of Souls from 1962. Then, a young man moves to a new town and joins the high school football team only to find that his teammates have adopted some fascist techniques to deal with undesirable students and win games in Wolfpack from 1987. And finally, a reporter goes undercover as a stripper in order to get a scoop on the serial killer that has been praying on exotic dancers in Dance with Death from 1992.All this plus, Parker's TV gripes, Bill Perkins chat, streaming stats and figures, hot new blu-rays and so much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll learn to love stripping with your love and support.
Junk Food Dinner's May movies are no longer a mystery!
It's May-stery month!
All month long, mysteries, whodunnits and capers
JFD617
- Clue (1985)
- Rear Window (1954)
- Columbo: Lovely but Lethal (1973)
JFD618: Patreon Week
* Revenge (2017) (picked by Aaron)
* The Clovehitch Killer (2018) (picked by Travis)
* Elevator to the Gallows (1958) (picked by Luke)
JFD619: Shorts Week
* The Three Stooges: Who Done it? (1949)
* The Simpsons: Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1995)
* Twin Peaks The Return: Episode 8 (2017)
JFD620
* Laura (1944)
* So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
* The Last of Sheila (1973)
It's a journey for the ages this week, Junkies, as we explore the horrors of high school, college, and the workplace!
Up first! It's Sean Cunningham's rarely discussed mid-80s rural Florida thriller The New Kids, (aka Striking Back) from 1985! It's that one where Lori Laughlin and the other kid beat the crap out of James Spader and those other dudes in a decrepit Santa Claus themed theme park. Remember?
Next up! Everyone's favorite actors, Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov return to the screen with a Police Academy style send-up of the funeral home industry entitled Mortuary Academy (from 1988)! It's got a lot of puns, some on-screen rapping, and has been compared favorably to Hamburger the Motion Picture by at least one of the JFD hosts.
Finally! Of course, it's 1997's Office Killer, from esteemed fine art photographer Cindy Sherman. How could we not review a movie where Carol Kane goes batso and attacks Molly Ringwald?
All this plus Sean's surprise visitor, unwanted baseball chats, Easter candies and Easter regrets, medium skype factors, ruminations on an Armenian film classic, horror folks, the world's biggest Marvel zombie, why aren't they making Draculer for god's sake?, lighting as character, podcast jazz, cats pulling the plug, anti-work groups, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National John Parker Day, 2022!!
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We've got three more picks from our Patreon friends this week.
First, a Chinese fighter challenges all of Japan in the Shaw Brothers' Heroes of the East.
Next, Axel Foley returns to California to follow a killer to an amusement park in Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Finally, a British censor falls deep into the Video Nasties aisle in Censor.
All this plus Gilbert Gottfried chat, Munsters Chat, Secret David Lynches?, New Patreons, Junk Mails, Kyle from Kentucky and so much more!
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Spring has sprung, Junkies and what better way to celebrate the warmer weather than by slipping into some comfortable shorts! That's right, it's short films week once again here on JFD. Up first, we're going old school. REALLY old school. As we take a look at one of the many short films by pioneering female filmmaker Lois Weber, Suspense from 1913. Written, directed and starring Weber, the groundbreaking short tells the tale of a home invasion and a husbands frantic race to save his wife. Next, we get an animation two-fer as we look at the brief but memorable Bambi Meets Godzilla from 1969 as well as another cult cartoon short from the same era Thank You, Mask Man based on a comedy routine from Lenny Bruce. And finally, we examine the pilot for TV show called Heat Vision & Jack, directed by Ben Stiller and starring Jack Black as a former astronaut who became super smart by flying to close to the sun. Also, his best friend (played by Owen Wilson) has been turned into a motorcycle. Together they have to outrun government agents and possibly aliens who are out to get them.All this plus Parker's adventures in legitimate theatre, Tom's Aussie recommendations, Hatless Jackson's Tuscon tips, roasting dead kung fu legends, questionable Gaspar Noe release dates and much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll avoid vagrants, giant lizards and men in black with your love and support.
Hey, Junkies! We survived yet another year, once again?!! Well, that can mean only one thing: it's time for another JFD Anniversary show! As per our contractually-mandated "tradition", we'll spend this week reviewing the entire past year's worth of movies, instead of limiting ourselves to three measly "new" reviews. Tune in and be glued to your sets as your charming podcast friends chat and debate our top 5 favorite and bottom 5 least favorite movies of the past year!
All this plus our blu's and news picks, the formative years of a young man, pre and post-grunge music chats featuring Obese Daryl and the Boys, vest to impress, absent parents, Duckman: a DVD Odyssey, a Horrorhound Cincinnati report, a trio of interesting picks from The Fallen One, Parker calls someone the FYE word, Oscarmania: Big Willy vs Rock, Kevin battles a demon inside of his Skype connection, a shout-out to our good friend K. Lorber and nothing else!
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We're back with another round of short films!
First, Mary Tyler Moore returns to TV with David Letterman and Michael Keaton in tow for the unaired pilot of "Mary"!
Next, two horror nerds are zapped into a slasher movie in the "Weird Science" episode, "Bikini Camp Slasher."
Finally, a girl has a snake for a dick in "Snake Dick."
All this plus Nerd News, Happy anniversaries, DVDs, theater chat, Lettermen and so much more!
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Happy anniversary, Junkies! We've been together how long now? 11 years? Maybe 13? I have no concept of time!
JFD612: Anniversary Show
- Top 5 (??)
- Bottom 5 (??)
- Of the Year (??)
JFD613: Shorts Week
* Bambi vs. Godzilla and Thank You, Masked Man (1969)
* Heat Vision and Jack (1993)
* Suspense (1913)
JFD614: Patreon Week
* Censor (2021) (picked by Paul M)
* Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) (picked by Kessa)
* Heroes of the East (1978) (picked by Mark from England)
JFD615
* The New Kids (1985)
* Mortuary Academy (1988)
* Office Killer (1997)
JFD616
* Wolfpack (1987)
* Dance with Death (1992)
* Carnival of Souls (1962)
Grab a bottle of hooch, a pack of smokes, your finest suit and a gun because it's NOIRch, a special week in March where we look at three classic film noirs from the 1940's. Up first Humphrey Bogart is a private dick investigating blackmail, double crossing and murder among a wealthy family in The Big Sleep from 1946.Then, Tyrone Power is a carnival performer who dupes patrons into believing he has psychic powers. But when he gets greedy and tries to con a wealthy family out of their money, he quickly gets in over his head in Nightmare Alley from 1947.And finally Ray Milland works for a popular crime magazine, but when a young woman is murdered, his boss (Charles Laughton) assigns him to find the guy she was last with in The Big Clock from 1948.All this plus Parker's harrowing knee surgery, Kevin's 40th birthday, Hurt-ful and sad Nerd News, Jason fan films, AMC mines for gold and much more!LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll find a classy dame and settle down with your love and support.
Kevin's goofing off this week at his annual Bostonian Birthday Bash, so we reached out to the one and only (hatless) Jackson Stewart (of Beyond the Gates renown!) to fill in while we chat about three killer classics.
Up first! It's Sam Peckinpah's classic revisionist western The Wild Bunch, from 1969! A band of outdated outlaws spill sweat and blood in equal parts into the Mexican desert, and boy has it never looked so danged gorgeous. But will grandpa-skeptic Parker Bowman dig these cowboys?
Next up! Clint Eastwood stars and directs (for the first time!) with Play Misty For Me (from 1971)! A suspenseful psychosexual 70s thriller set up in the Big Sur region of Central California, some critics (on this podcast) have noted the bizarre haircuts of the leading actors as worth taking notice of.
Finally! Of course, it's 1993's Arcade, because Parker's obsession with VR-based content continues, even when it's produced by Full Moon Pictures.
All this plus cutting it up with the boys, vintage wallpapers, a podcaster's fatal fate, the return of Nightmare Fede, a vampiric inquiry, sun-bronzed beach boy (not beach bum) bonanzas, Don Siegel sidebars, bad VR, a check-in with the junkmailers, virtual Kevin, your winning numbers, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Peanut Cluster Day, 2022!!
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We're back with three flicks picked by our Patreon friends!
First, 4 slackers from Indiana get involved with bicycles in "Breaking Away."
Next, a depressed nerd fantasizes about his hero, Chuck Norris, in "Sidekicks."
Finally, a haunted clock ruins the lives of a family in "Amityville 1992: It's About Time."
All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Junk Mails, erotic thriller chat, sausage chat and so much more!
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It's the final week of Black Sci-Fi-ebruary and we're going out with freaky jazz music, super powers from outer space and various forms of vampires. Up first, experimental jazz musician Sun Ra shares his vision for black people to travel the cosmos with the aid of music in the psychedelic Space is the Place from 1974. Then, Robert Townsend leads an all-star cast in a comic book fantasy about a teacher who gets hit with a meteor and gains super powers resulting in him becoming a reluctant super hero and cleaning up the streets of D.C. in Meteor Man from 1993. And finally, Guillermo del Toro directs Wesley Snipes in Blade 2 from 2002, the sequel to the successful adaptation of a Marvel Comics story about a vampire hunter and his quest to protect ya necks. All this plus 90's nostalgia, Jackassery, Kathleen Turner Overdrive, movies with the F-word in the title, sad nerd news, Black Samurai news, a hot week for blu-rays, an Olmec Toys discovery and so much more. LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll take this neighborhood back from The Golden Lords with your love and support.
We're black to the future yet again this week with a trio of Afrofuturist short films!
Up first! It's 2017's The Departure - a short film about an alien couple hiding inside human bodies on Earth while being stalked by a man not very familiar with the workings of cell phones. Or at least that's what Sean noticed about it.
Next up! Oh no, Sean's gone Nigerian again? Don't worry, the PBS-affiliated Hello, Rain (from 2018) is nothing like Beach 24. Well, unless you loved Beach 24. Then they're very similar. It's got killer kaiju ladies in wild, colorful wigs!
Finally! Of course, it's 2019's Black Mirror: Striking Vipers, the first episode of the fifth season of the streaming television show - you know, the one where Parker made us watch gay VR.
All this plus the joy of watching an old man get kicked in the nuts, old-fashioned jackassery, Kevin regrets defending a woman, mild Skype audio artifacting, a tribute to the man who paved the way for Meatballs 4, three old men get everything wrong about the Sonic the Hedgehog mythos, 90s ringtones, bonafide players in the Nollywood film scene, paid endorsements from our proud sponsors, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Hippo Day, 2022!!
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Here's looking at you, Junkies!
JFD608: Patreon Picks
- Sidekicks (1992)(picked by Brandon S)
- Amityville: It's About Time (1993)(picked by Josh H)
- Breaking Away (1979) (picked by Mr. Brian)
JFD609: w/ guest Hatless Jackson!
* Play Misty for Me (1971)
* Arcade (1993)
* The Wild Bunch (1968)
JFD610: Noirch
* Nightmare Alley (1947)
* The Big Sleep (1946)
* The Big Clock (1948)
JFD611: Shorts!
* Snake Dick (2020)
* Weird Science: Bikini Camp Slasher (1995)
* Mary (1978)
We're back with three more Sci-Fi tales that focus on the Black experience (mostly) picked by our Patreon friends.
First, Joe Morton is an alien that crashlands in '80s NYC in Brother from Another Planet.
Next, a human and a freaky alien are stranded together on a planet in Enemy Mine.
Finally, LaKieth Stanfield tries to get ahead in business but at what cost in Sorry to Bother You.
All this plus a grand reunion, Airheads Chat, SuperBowl Chat, high stakes, no voicemails and much more!
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This week we kick off Black Sci-Fi-ebruary with a journey into Afro-futurism, with special guest host Orion Tippens from the Traveling Orion blog. Up first, a data thief takes us through the history of sci-fi in black culture in The Last Angel of History from 1996. Then, we experience pain and suffering in a dystopian future in Welcome II the Terrordome, also from 1996. And finally, a group of inner city British kids have to defend their apartment complex from aliens in Attack the Block from 2011.All this plus NFT giveaways, Odenkirk chat, anime gripes, Texas Chainsaw news, twizzy Alice in Wonderlands, pricey Ghostbusters box sets and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll board the Mothership with your love and support.
Those intrepid weirdos we call the Dom Deluise Club have done it yet again. And by 'it', we mean they've picked three very different cult flicks for us to review, as is their monthly ritual.
Up first! It's Delinquent Girl Boss: Tokyo Drifters, one of them sleazy pinky violence flicks from Japan (via patreon pal Steve M), coming early in the genre's history with its 1970 release date. In fact, it just might be the earliest movie we've seen in which bare boobs are deployed as a mid-fight distraction tactic.
Next up! Oh no, a 3-hour British flick? O! Lucky Man (from 1973 & picked by Justin D) seems like a surefire way to piss off at least two of your three charming JFD hosts. But can the presence of Malcolm McDowell alleviate the misery? The only way to know is to listen (or check the replay on the evening news).
Finally! Of course, it's 1983's The Man with Two Brains, our long-awaited dissection of this important entry in the series of films Carl Reiner made with Steve Martin. And since it's got both boobs and brains, how the hell did it take all three of us this long to finally see it? (picked by Ricky O)
All this plus strugglin' with Skype, Parker's Wynorski binge, the brittle bones of a 70-year old Gene Kelly, surprising physical media news, the Dinklage Report co-starring Sean, no junkmails, Kevin picks his "trash-art beserker" of the week, boobies floppin' everywhere, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Observe the Weather Day, 2022!!
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This year, we combine Sci-Fi-Ebruary and Black History Month and bring you Black Sci-Fi Month. All Sci-Fi, all starring, directed or written by Black artists.
JFD604
- Attack the Block (2011)
- Last Angel of History (1996)
- Welcome II the Terrordome (1996)
JFD605: Patreon Picks
* Brother from Another Planet (1984) (picked by Ricky O)
* Enemy Mine (1985) (picked by Mickey)
* Sorry to Bother You (2018) (picked by Expat Elise)
JFD606: Shorts
* Departure (2017)
* Black Mirror: Striking Vipers (2019)
* Hello, Rain (2018)
JFD607
* Meteor Man (1993)
* Blade 2 (2002)
* Space is the Place (1974)
We're back with three wacky short films that teach us a lot!
First, the inhabitants of a dollhouse are stuck in a time loop in "Tango."
Next, Tim Conway's iconic little person athlete hits the green in "Dorf on Golf."
Finally, an alien learns that humans love to kidnap children in "Get Street Smart."
All this plus nerd news, junk mails, scream chat and like 4 other things!
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This week on JFD, the boys are left to their own devices to pick whatever they want and as expected, we end up with three very different but very unique cult flicks! Up first, we dive deep into the surreal world of Japanese folklore with the colorful Himiko from 1974 about a three tribes at odds with one another, complicated by the arrival of a mysterious traveler.Then, we get to see the once-thought-lost vanity project The Astrologer from 1975 about a fortune teller who uses his powers to travel the globe and build an empire. And finally, one of the best titles and posters in 80's cult cinema, Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity from 1987 stars Elizabeth Kaitan and Cindy Beal as a pair of scantily-clad space babes being hunted by a weirdo and his robots .
All this plus Sean's TV dies, Parker sees Red Rocket, Robert from Sweden drops some knowledge, the Foo Fighters horror movie, Ti West tries to mix porno and horror, Disney ruins Kevin's werewolf dreams and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll get our astrology business off the ground with your love and support.
Episode Six Hundred? That’s a long time podcasting. But episode Sex Hundred? That’s a schlongtime podcasting. Join us this week as we celebrate this important milestone the only way we know how: by reviewing three pornographic films! On top of that, we'll also be running down our Top 5 favorite movie-watches of the past year. Happy Nude Year, junkies!
Up first! It's 1977's proto-slasher slash bonerjam A Woman's Torment, an erotic favorite for those who are attracted to women crying in showers. Directed by hardcore feminist Roberta Findlay, this skinflick isn't satisfied with removing mere clothing from human bodies. But is that really what we wanted at this time of year?
Next up! Those wacky college boys sure do know how to party, huh? It's your dad's favorite UCLA-set coming-of-age flick, Natural Lamporn's Frat House (from 1979). Sure, the plot construction is weak, but these pranksters are horny as heck.
Finally! Of course, it's 1986's The Devil in Miss Jones 4: The Final Outrage, our long-awaited dissection of this important entry in this landmark series of fuckfilms. As with the last entry, this one's directed by Gregory Dark and features more punkrock hairstyles than you can shake your stick at. But will we possibly remember the important plot details for a movie which we last reviewed a full eight years prior?
All this plus our baby boy Byron's all grown up, droppin' triple Oh's, Kevin's ability to memorize spells is in question, Christmas Hauls chats, addin' movies to the Junk Yard, exactly one JFD host remains opposed to Letterboxd, Parker Bowman reveals his true feelings on David Lynch, Quaid-blamin', a star-studded Junkmail section, the lingering echoes of off-mic sneezes, chocolate speedways, corpulent Corpus Christi cabbies copulating, the scent of wildflowers, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Dimpled Chad Day, 2022!!
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2022, bay-bee!! JFD600: Happy Nude Year
- Frat House (1979)
- The Devil in Miss Jones 4: The Final Outrage (1986)
- A Woman's Torment (1977)
JFD601:
* The Astrologer (1976)
* Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987)
* Himiko (1974)
JFD602: Shorts
* Tango (1980)
* Get Street Smart: A Kid's Guide to Stranger Danger (1995)
* Dorf on Golf (1987)
JFD603: Patreon Week
* Delinquent Girl Boss: Tokyo Drifters (1970)(picked by Steve M)
* The Man with Two Brains (1983) (picked by Ricky O)
* O Lucky Man! (1973) (picked by Justin D)
It's time for JFD Rewind Episode Number Eight!
As we perfunctorily/redundantly explain at the head of each of these annual compilation clip shows, your charming Junk Food Dinner hosts are unwilling and/or unable to perform their regular duties in this very hectic holiday time period. However, as has been explained prior, this inability to produce a new weekly show does not preclude us from our obligation to deliver some form of audio content to the feed.
So it's come to this again: yet another?!?!! Junk Food Dinner clip show. As we're fond of both the elements of surprise and laziness, we'll forgo the usual descriptors here as to what the actual contents of this cut-and-pasted effort truly are. If you're the sort of curious cat who'd actually donloyd this thing, you'll listen along with us and discover what made the cut for this year's compilation. And if not, you could still pretend you did and probably fool us.
That said, we jammed some true JFD treasures into this year's edition, just because we love y'all so much. If y'all love what ya hear, sign up for our Patreon thing to throw us a few bones (in exchange for some boners).
All this plus witty banter between friends, ghosts of podcast friendship, beast mode Kevin, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, partial confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement, synchronized robot voices, overlong musical interludes, rogue boners, wanton sneezes, spooky belches, sinister gleeks and too much more!
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It's a Christmas miracle, Junkies!! First, a Japanese take on an old Russian ballet in the stop-motion "Nutcracker Fantasy."
Next, a chosen one is picked to be St. Nick and deliver toys forever in "Santa Claus: The Movie"
Finally, terrorists travel back in time to kill Jesus in "Assassin 33 A.D."
All this, plus a record-breaking number of junk mails, the love of a great community, Mr. Brian, Wayne, Texas Chainsaw chat, Arrow Video Chat, Low Milk, and so much more!
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We're getting into the holiday spirit this week by slipping into some comfortable shorts, but not just any shorts, Christmas-themed shorts! That's right, this week we have three short-length watches to help get you ready for Christmas! Up first we have an animated TV special from 1985 about a group of illuminated insects and one clumsy moose who have to save Santa Claus from an evil witch and her talking scarf in The GLO Friends Save Christmas. Next, America's most famous film critics run down all the videos and gizmos you should have gotten from Christmas (but probably didn't) in 1987 in the Siskel & Ebert Holiday Gift Guide. And finally, the star of Kids In The Hall and News Radio, Dave Foley, tries to make the ultimate holiday special but realizes it's harder than it looks in The True Meaning Of Christmas Specials from 2002. All this plus what kind of holiday pornos has Kevin been watching, Christmas cookie and eggnog chat, a tribute to the queen of the goths, the Thora Birch update, step-dad Vinny revelations and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll defeat the evil witch of the North Pole with your love and support.
Backstage beauties, mormon punkers, and retro redneck rampages - this week's episode has truly got it all!
Up first! It's 1934's grandma musical Murder at the Vanities, perhaps one of the first films to combine the allure of sexy ladies and scary violences. And how sexy they are! But will that be enough to appeal to Kevin and Parker's inner grandpa?
Next up! Those wacky mormons sure do know how to party, huh? It's your college roommate's favorite punkrock coming-of-age flick, SLC Punk (from 1998). Sure, the beer is weak, but these punksters are wicked as heck.
Finally! Of course, it's 2004's Skinned Deep, the Texas Chainsaw clone you never knew you wanted (and maybe you don't). It combines retro-retroism, extreme gore, and fisheye-lensed redneck interiors laced with Super Nintendos. Sound appealing?
All this plus our baby boy Bowman's all grown up, Crazy 4 Swayze chats, the Pincinnati Newsflash, the straight-edgers go batso, Sean's mormon roommates, what can we learn from Earth Crisis?, the rules and regulations of amusement machines, no funny raggamuffins, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day, 2021!!
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We've got three surprisingly ghoulish Patreon picks this week. the prophecy of Ghoul Winter has been fulfilled, albeit accidentally. First, a photojournalist goes on the hunt fot the source of a snuff film video tape in Joe D'Amato's "Emanuelle in America."
Next, Martin Scorsese takes us deep into the seedy underbelly of 70s Las Vegas in "Casino."
Finally, a college girl descends into a semester of madness and cannibalism in "Raw."
All this plus Nerd News, junkmails, Dean Martin, just what IS better than Goodfellas, anti-climactic pizza orders, Kyle from Kentucky and so much more.
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Hope everyone's having a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend, Junkies. The boys ate too much so now they have to take off their pants and slip into so comfortable shorts. Short films, that is! Up first, legendary underground short filmmaker Kenneth Anger brings us his occult, psychedelic opus Lucifer Rising from 1972/1980. Featuring music by infamous Manson Family murderer Bobby Beausoleil and starring Marianne Faithfull, Chris Jagger and Jimmy Page this Satanic-themed trip has become quite notorious for its visual style and troubled history. Then, in 1979 ABC aired an hour long prime-time special entitled Playboy's Roller Disco & Pajama Party. Hosted by Family Feud's Richard Dawson, the special featured live performances by The Chuck Mangione Quartet and The Village People as well as cameos by Jim Brown, James Caan, Ruth Buzzi and of course, a whole lot of Playboy Playmates. Finally, we take a look at a 2008 short film by filmmaker Denis Villeneuve (Dune, Blade Runner 2049) about a group of rich people eating a ridiculous meal and falling through several floors of a high rise building in Next Floor.All this plus Thanksgiving meal ideas, Sean's financial issues, Goof Lumps, new footage of The Stuff found, multiple cuts of Phantom of the Mall, the guy from American Werewolf sings "Makin' It" and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll roller disco our way to the top with your love and support.
We're handing over the reigns again to our beloved Patreon Pals this week, and they've selected a trio of wild cult flicks for us to watch and discuss!
Up first! It's 1980's Altered States, Ken Russell's psychedelic freak-out flick starring a young John Hurt and multi-eyed goat. Listen for our third eyes opening about halfway through the review. (appreciate the pick, Zach!)
Next up! Those wacky Canadians sure do know how to make a mockumentary, eh? It's Quentin Tarantino's favorite punk canucksploitation travelogue, Hard Core Logo (from 1996). Sure, the title is god-awful, but the movie must be better, right? (thanks for picking it, Randy!)
Finally! Of course, it's 1997's Breakdown, the wife-snatching Kurt Russell nailbiter with the killer RV/truck crash sequence. How in the world we never review this until now is beyond us. (we see you, Brendon!)
All this plus a shirt-rippin' good time at the Warhammer table, printed puritanical propaganda, a nose full of meat, shout outs to Hollywood Chinese & John Tarzan, a burp or two, Kevin Mossman's never-ending Horror-themed Restaurants tour, no funny raggamuffins, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Check Your Wipers Day, 2021!!
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Junk Food Dinner knows what evil lurks in the hearts of podcast listners. Grab your best dame, it's 1930s pulp heroes week!
First, Warren Beatty is the stoic yellow-clad detective who goes to war against the city's evil mutants in Dick Tracy.
Next, a pilot gets his hands on Howard Hughes jet pack technology in The Rocketeer.
Finally, Alec Baldwin is a psychic superhero in The Shadow.
All this plus nerd news, Kevin's return, regrets, Freddy, Dean Stockwell, junk mails and so much more.
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Can you believe it? Another 100 movies reviewed on JFD! And as we do after every 100 movies, we are doing a full-length audio commentary on a movie voted on by you, the listeners! And this time by an overwhelming margin the winner was the 1981 cult horror classic(?) The Boogens about a mysterious creature that has been unearthed by silver miners and surfaces to claim victim after bloody victim!So grab your copy of The Boogens and watch (and listen) along with us as we crack wise on the film as it plays.*this episode is meant to be listened to while watching The Boogens. It is not a standard episode of JFD.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll escape these Boogens with your love and support.
Happy Halloween, Junkies! It's the final week of Schlocktober and we've got the perfect mix of movie chats and funny goofs to spice up your holiday. As demanded by YOU, the listener: it's Slasher Week! And we're joined by friend of the show JUSTIN!
Up first! It's 1981's Eyes of a Stranger, the Miami-set slasher that features SFX from an young-ish Tom Savini and silent terrors from a young Jennifer Jason Leigh. But how many translucent masks does it really contain? Donloyd and find out.
Next up! Those wacky folks who brought you The Wonderful World of Disney and Faces of Death II (really!) bring us the highly-erotic and super-gory Fatal Exposure (from 1989). This film is considered essential viewing for fans of nipple torture, face melting, and portrait photography. Plus, it's got a hunky soap opera guy playing Jack the Ripper's great-great-grandson or something like that!
Finally! Of course, it's 1994's Wes Craven's New Nightmare, the movie that ruined Freddy Krueger for one of your three hosts. But which of the hosts?! The best way to find out is to listen (the worst way is reading tea leaves).
All this plus Kevin's in beast mode, fictional belltowers, Sean runs down his weekly viewing, the official assessments of quality for Dune and Halloween Kills, videostore names, amateur-grade podcast host skills (at best), minor Gonzo background chatter, Parker's affection for Fred Durst films turns out to be steeped in irony, the dangers of being within earshot of a rotary telephone, no funny raggamuffins, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Kiss a Wrestler Day, 2021!!
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JFD592: Audio Commentary Week
- The Boogens (1981)
- The Boogens (1981)
- The Boogens (1981)
JFD593: Pulp Heroes Week
* The Rocketeer (1991)
* The Shadow (1994)
* Dick Tracy (1990)
JFD594: Patreon Picks
* Hardcore Logo (1996) (picked Randy)
* Breakdown (1997) (picked by Brendon)
* Altered States (1980) (picked by Zach)
JFD595: Shorts Week
* Lucifer Rising (1972)
* Warhammer: Inquisitor (1996)
* Playboy's Roller Disco and Pajama Party (1979)
JFD596: Patreon Picks
* Raw (2016) (picked by Chris B)
* Casino (1995) (picked by Kessa)
* Emanuelle in America (1977) (picked by Paul M)
JFD597:
* Skinned Deep (2004)
* SLC Punk! (1998)
* Murder at the Vanities (1934)
JFD598: Shorts
* The GLO Friends Save Christmas (1996)
* The True Meaning of Christmas Specials (2002)
* Siskel and Ebert's 1987 Holiday Gift Guide (1988)
JFD599: Christmas Week
* Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
* Assassin 33 AD (AKA Black Easter) (2020)
* Nutcracker Fantasy (1979)
Get your halloween candies ready! We're watching 3 Halloween episodes of classic TV shows this week!
First, Starsky and Hutch are chasing a vampire around LA. Co-starring John Saxon, Colleen Camp and Suzanne Somers!
Next, the Flinstones return to prime time with the Halloween special where they meet Rockula and Frankenstone.
Finally, The Aquabats' tour bus/battletram gets infested with ghosts!
All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Young Charles, Belgian Chat, Kevin's Halloween Buyers' Guide, Belgium and so much more!
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This week, Schlocktober continues with a trio of spooky flicks picked by those sick maniacs, the Dom DeLuise Patreon donors!Up first, a couple's stay at a hotel is interrupted when a duo of sexy vampire ladies show up in Daughters of Darkness from 1971 (picked by Andreas). Then, Adam Ant hosts a group of MTV contest winners at his castle only to pick them off one-by-one using magic in the forgotten Empire Pictures release Spellcaster from 1988 (picked by John T). And finally, a young woman gets caught up in a government conspiracy around a mind altering drug and only a Hunter S. Thompson clone can help her in Banshee Chapter from 2013 (picked by Paul M).All this plus baseball chat, Kevin's continued adventures at the drive-in, candy from Randy, Halloween fast food chat, Marilyn Monroe news Scream 5, black and white Japanese witches and so much more. LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll escape these bloodsuckers with your love and support.
It's Witch week, junkies, so break out those broomsticks and get spooked with these three international tales of witchcraft.
Up first! It's 1968's The Snow Woman, from Japan. This classic folklore tale is most notable for inspiring Parker's favorite Pokemons. But how many witches does it really contains? Donloyd and find out.
Next up! Those wacky Italians bring us the highly-erotic and super-funky Baba Yaga (from 1973). This film is considered essential viewing for fans of early 70s Italian interior design, Lesbian witchcraft, and boobs. Plus, we got a voicemail about it this week!
Finally! Of course, it's 2013's Witching and Bitching, from Spain's Álex de la Iglesia. It's got a unique blend of action, witches, and terrible CGI, all of which is chatted about in a friendly manner.
All this plus which witches are wickedest?, what's Sean been watchin'?, Parker's Marvel Movie Mania, which Boris Karloff documentary was essential in-theater viewing for our fearless Kevin?, theatrical vomit-play, obscure perversions on the Home Box Office, meatless wonders, unfathomable Fathom events, a truly great Mank pun, dramatic/interpretive legalese, funny ragamuffins, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Kiss a Wrestler Day, 2021!!
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Schlocktober is finally here and we're making sure Goblins are represented this week! First, a trio of homunculi are unleashed in an old mansion in the made-for-tv classic "Don't be Afraid of the Dark."
Next, a yokai is turning the heads of students into spiders ... or something in "Hiruko the Goblin."
Finally, a monster is unleashed on a party in rural Kansas in the SOV horror flick, "Goblin."
All this plus Nerd News, junk mails, international callers, regrets, sy fy chat, Charles Play and so much more.
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Once again, we switch things up a bit, take a break from movies and instead resurrect the ghost of MTV past by watching a bunch of old music videos! Up first, Kevin picks a handful of music videos featuring things such as stop-motion rock 'n roll dinosaurs, glowing-eyed choir boys who can fly, Rudy Ray Moore, Schlitzy and so much more!Then, Parker mixes some pop-punk nostalgia with some spooky videos to get in the Halloween mood featuring donkey love, food fights, spider-walking and of course, The Crypt Keeper. And finally, Sean takes us in a different direction picking several musical clips from European TV shows featuring Tron suits, Iggy Pop, robot dancers, Grace Jones and creepy jesters. (If you'd like to watch these videos with us, check out the previous blog posts for video versions of these segments!) All this plus Sean's YouTube troubles, Parker's Madonna binge, Kevin's continued adventures at the drive-in, Elvira talk, Lost Boys news, the Puffnstff blu-ray and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll go to #1 on Headbanger's Ball with your love and support.
It's time to rock out again with your JFD pals! As mentioned on this week's new episode, we've put together video companions for the second half of the show (with our video commentaries). We've got three videos, for each of your three charming hosts, and you should probably wait until you listen to the first half of the audio podcast before watching 'em. But here they are for your enjoyment! Without further ado, please enjoy: Sean's All-Night Disco Fevertime - from Junk Food Dinner, episode #586! In video form!
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It's time to rock out again with your JFD pals! As mentioned on this week's new episode, we've put together video companions for the second half of the show (with our video commentaries). We've got three videos, for each of your three charming hosts, and you should probably wait until you listen to the first half of the audio podcast before watching 'em. But here they are for your enjoyment! Without further ado, please enjoy: Parker's Scary Concert - from Junk Food Dinner, episode #586! In video form!
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It's time to rock out again with your JFD pals! As mentioned on this week's new episode, we've put together video companions for the second half of the show (with our video commentaries). We've got three videos, for each of your three charming hosts, and you should probably wait until you listen to the first half of the audio podcast before watching 'em. But here they are for your enjoyment! Without further ado, please enjoy: Kevin's MTV Party to Go - from Junk Food Dinner, episode #586! In video form!
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It's the most wonderful time of the year!!JFD587: Goblin Week
* Hiruko the Goblin (1991)
* Don't be Afraid of the Dark (1973)
* Goblin (1993)
JFD588: Witch Week
* Witching and Bitching (2013)
* The Snow Woman (1968)
* Baba Yaga (1973)
JFD589: Patreon Picks
* Spellcaster (1988) (picked by John T)
* The Banshee Chapter (2013) (picked by Paul M)
* Daughters of Darkness (1971) (picked by Andreas)
JFD590: Shorts Week
* The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone (1980)
* The Aquabats!: Haunted Battletram (2012)
* Starsky and Hutch: The Vampire (1976)
JFD591: Slasher Week w/ guest Justin
* Fatal Exposure (1989)
* Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
* Eyes of a Stranger (1981)
The results are in! We've got the official thoughts and criticisms and witticisms regarding the THREE weird movies our everlasting friends from the Dom Deluise Patreon Club have picked for us this month. And you'll never believe which tough guys are in 'em!!
Up first! It's 1979's Hot Stuff, which is neither a sex comedy nor an official sequel from the Smoky and the Bandit franchise. But it might be a spiritual sequel, and it's definitely got Dom Deluise (the actor, not the Patreon tier). Listen along as we explore Dom's only (notable) directorial effort, in which he, Jerry Reed and Suzanne Pleshette serve and protect the community by flipping old wares in and old wares-house. With fat jokes! (thanks Ricky O!)
Next up! We've done Sam Raimi's 1985 film Crime Wave, so of course we're reviewing John Paizs's 1985 film Crime Wave aka The Big Crimewave (from 1985). This confusingly-titled and confusingly-realized debut feature from the Canadian auter concerns the screenplay-writing escapades of an old-timey film fan as well as some on-and-off-screen crimes. With surrealist photography! (thanks Eddie!)
Finally! Of course, it's 1987's Tough Guys Don't Dance, that soapishly operatic cuckolding drama from true-life shit-head Norman Mailer. Ryan O'Neal stars in this Provincetown classic that contains everyone's favorite dramatic line readings. With baby Penn Jillette! (thanks Matt from Arizona!)
All this plus the death of a clown, Kevin's adventures at HorrorHound Cincinnati, a reluctance for early Pumpkin Pie consumption, the great skeleton shortage of 2021, Halloween pancakes, ass-slappin' on goofballs, Dom Deluise appreciation, your exciting new magazine subscription, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Ants on a Log Day, 2021!!
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We're back with 3 weird ass movies, Junkies!
But first, go buy a Ghoul Summer T-shirt from Hide the Bodies.
In the first movie, a witch gets revenge for the death of her god-daughter in "The Witch's Mirror."
Next, an aspring politician is cursed to occasionally become a dog in The Shaggy D.A.
Finally, a superhero discovers that wearing panties on his face unlocks his inner potential in "Hentai Kamen: Forbidden Superhero."
All this plus Nerd News, not Nerd News, Parker breaks up with Marvel, intermission, a Sliders announcement and so much more!
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As we wind down summer, we reflect on America's past time with three unconventional movies about baseball! Up first, Walter Matthau plays a drunk who's tasked with coaching a little league team filled with misfits and losers, including Tatum O'Neal and Jackie Earle Haley in The Bad News Bears from 1976.Then, David Zucker (Airplane, Naked Gun) teams up with Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park) to tell the tale of two losers who invent a new game that combines baseball and basketball and end up going pro with it in BASEketball from 1998. And finally, the Japanese take baseball to the extreme in this story about a world where the game isn't just for fun, but it's life and death in Battlefield Baseball from 2003. All this plus updates on the JFD boys favorite teams, Killer Klowns in Spirit Halloween, Kevin's adventures at the drive-in, news about the new Texas Chainsaw flick and the new Paranormal Activity installment, freaky blu-rays and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll hit at least 3 homeruns with your love and support.
In honor of our 1600th review, we'll be doing an audio commentary -- as is tradition! The episode airs the first week of November. Choose Wisely! SiteListener
Here are the trailers, if you need a refresher:
In the past, you guys picked Howard the Duck (JFD35), C.H.U.D. (JFD69), The Warriors (JFD103), Transformers: The Movie (JFD137), Escape From New York (JFD172), Spring Break (JFD 206) and Ice Cream Man (JFD240) Judgment Night (JFD274), Double Agent 73 (JFD311), The Neverending Story (JFD345), L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (JFD379) and Psycho Cop Returns (JFD413), Cabin Boy (JFD480), The Sentinel (JFD520) and Mars Attacks (JFD556).
Holy smokes! It's that time of year again?! And we're ACTUALLY DOING IT THIS TIME?!!@ You got that right, pal. Buckle up, we're ghoul-summering this week!
This year's Ghoul Summer made possible by the DuPont Chemical Corporation and listeners like you. You and DuPont: there's a lot of good chemistry between us!
BUY A GHOUL SUMMER SHIRT HERE! Up first! It's 1992's Man Bites Dog, a black & white Belgian pseudo-documentary/comedy ... from the Criterion Collection? Did we get that right? Well, since it's comedically pseudo-documenting the horrific day-to-day exploits of a serial killer, it definitely counts! Laugh along with us until we recoil in disgust.
Next up! There's only ONE filmmaker that Parker Bowman is willing to pledge lifelong Ghoul Summer allegiance, but until now he's been officially banned from selecting one of that filmmaker's finest films. That filmmaker, of course, is Bill Zebub, and the film is Antfarm Dickhole (from 2011), and since the guy who banned Parker from picking it is now a ghost, all bets are off. Will we be charmed by these ants or these dickholes?
Finally! Of course, it's 2012's The Act of Killing, that documentary where the real-world perpertrators of the Indonesian genocide recreate their heinous crimes decades later for the delight of a pervese British man. Also on Criterion!!
All this plus a ghoul winter proposal, a lightning round of topics, the high price of 'Hired Stud, Will Travel', Parker's extracuricular ghouldom, multiple Toms, funky triple-x, repeat business, the sadness of Kevin, anteater effects, chemical mishaps, podcasting crossovers, a t-shirt for the ages, Peter Pan: Dick Magnet, here comes Parker with the giggles again, taro-flavored ultra-milk, all of the segments played exactly one time, ethical quandries, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Can Opener Day, 2021!!
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We're back with another banger of weird cult classics picked by our Paretron best friends! First, a trio of friends off to see a Dodger game are captured by a sicko and his girlfriend in "The Sadist."
Next, an angel mopes around Berlin, pondering his existance while going to the circus in "Wings of Desire."
Finally, two boys find a strange amusement park in the middle of the woods in "Violence Voyager."
All this plus Ghoul Summer T-shirt news, Nerd News, Tom from Adelaide, junk mails, Babylegs Chat and so much more!
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Here's our September schedule! More importantly, though! Go buy a Ghoul Summer shirt!!
They are available for pre-order now at Hide The Bodies! The pre-order goes through September 10th, 2021 and once they're gone, they're gone! So, don't hesitate! The best way to ensure you get one (or two) in the size you want is to pre-order now!
JFD583: Baseball Week
* The Bad News Bears (1976)
* BASEketball (1998)
* Battlefield Baseball (2003)
JFD584
* The Witch's Mirror (1962)
* Hentai Kamen: Forbidden Superhero (2013)
* The Shaggy D.A. (1976)
JFD585: Patreon Picks
* Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987) (picked by Eddie)
* Hot Stuff (1979) (picked by Ricky O)
* Crime Wave (1985) (picked by Matt from Arizona)
JFD586: Music Videos
* Kevin's MTV Party to Go (19??)
* Parker's Scary Concert (19??)
* Sean's All-Night Disco Fevertime (19??)
Ghoul Summer is back, you sickos! And as such, so are the fan-favorite Ghoul Summer t-shirts! Once again we've teamed up with Christopher Olvis on the design and Hide The Bodies for the print to come up with, what we think, is the best Ghoul Summer shirt yet!Available in two color variants, puke green and bloody pink, to ensure they go with any ghoulish ensemble. And at only $15, they're affordable enough that you can order both without breaking the bank.
They are available for pre-order now at Hide The Bodies! The pre-order goes through September 10th, 2021 and once they're gone, they're gone! So, don't hesitate! The best way to ensure you get one (or two) in the size you want is to pre-order now!
Let's face it, Junkies, it's hot as hell out there. So, let's get comfortable and slip into some breathable shorts! That's right, it's Short Films Week!Up first, silent film legend Harold Lloyd finds love and danger around his office and a nearby construction site in the 100-year-old short film Never Weaken from 1921.Next, New York City underground filmmaker Richard Kern gives us a snapshot into the life of a teenage girl who hates her parents and sister in 1985's You Killed Me First.And finally, another NYC underground legend, Nick Zedd, teams up with Rev. Jen to create one of The Big Apple's weirdest public access shows; The Adventures of Electra Elf, a super hero parody with low-budget gags and local artists in cheap costumes. In this episode Electra Elf must stop New York from being overrun by tourists and giant Troll dolls.All this plus Parker's Suicide Squad review, Kevin's adventures with Aussie bikers, big news about Ghoul Summer attire, a plea to vote for Schlocktober themes, the death of movie theaters, GWAR chat and so much more.
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Hey there! What do Australian stuntmen, New York cinephiles, and Old West Vampire Slugs have in common? If you answered "they're who hosts this podcast every week", well - that's not only incorrect, it's rude. But we WILL be talking about them this week in our reviews! Together with Zach! From the Shuffle.Repeat Podcast!
Up first! It's 1978's Stunt Rock, the first and only movie whose entire scope of ambition was limited to combining a type of music with a type of previously-filmed footage! But given that the mostly pre-recorded footage stars Australian stuntmaster Grant Page, and the music is from none-other-than Rocktober Blood's very own backing band (Sorcery! the band with the magic tricks!), and the director is Brian "Leprechaun in Space" Trenchard-Smith, whether or not the normal rules of film criticism even apply is perhaps up for debate. Rock along with us as we discuss our favorite death-defying manuevers and whether or not this Sorcery band is any better than KISS.
Next up! There's only ONE documentary we know of that chronicles in extensive detail the filmgoing habits of the people who annoy Mark Freado the most. And based on that alone, we knew we had to see it, no matter what kind of subway gymnastics might be required. We're gabbing of course about Cinemania, from 2002. It follows a group of obsessed movie goers as they obsessively go to the movies. But what do they think of Attack of the Crab Monsters?
Finally! Of course, it's 2008's The Burrowers - a weird western with even weirder creatures. And we're not even talking Mapothers here. But it does have Mapothers (buyer beware). If you like toothy molemen, though, you'll be hyped.
All this plus just walkin' the dog (wink wink), a drive-in theatrical attendance report (feat. kevin), the limitations of the boob scale, problematic pokemons, donut shop tourism, Bowman is gonzo for Belmondo, an earnest appreciation for stuntsmen, cine-musical fantasias, identifying with outcasts, a very special raver, theoretical vampire freadoing, the time we screwed over Shelby revisited, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Airplane Crop Duster Day, 2021!!
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It's short films week this week, Junkies!
First, a square from CIncinnati tells us all about the evils of porn in "Perversion for Profit."
Next, we get a glimpse of nature in "Unedited Footage of a Bear."
Finally, two puppets deal witht heir fate in a monster-ridden world in "Kaiju Bunraku."
All this plus Nerd News, a live studio audience, DVDs, Young Charles, junk mails and so much more!
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This week on JFD, we once again turn our movie picks to those insatiable maniacs, our Dom DeLuise Patreon donors and end up with three very different movies! Up first, a small documentary film crew conduct interviews with two local street gangs, The Savage Skulls and The Savage Nomads in the Bronx, NY in 1979 in 80 Blocks from Tiffany's. Next, a trio of young girls travel to a local park for some fun but end up getting involved with some heavy metal dudes and two brothers who own the park and are trying to prevent it from being taken over by greedy corporate business men in 1988's Canadian sex comedy State Park (AKA Heavy Metal Summer). And finally, a Japanese detective is investigating a string of mass suicides among young people. The detective feels there may be a cult that is influencing these suicides abut why? All will be revealed (or will it?) in 2001's Suicide Club.All this plus Parker's War Hammer game gets serious, Sean's old timey movie rundown, the death of The Biz, Jackass Forever and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll explode with blood with your love and support.
It's Time! JFD579 w/ guest Zach from Shuffle.Repeat
- Stunt Rock (1978)
- The Burrowers (2008)
- Cinemania (2002)
JFD580: Shorts Week
* You Killed Me First (1985)
* Electra Elf: Maggot on a Hot Tin Roof (2005)
* Never Weaken (1921)
JFD581: Patreon Picks
* The Sadist (1963) (picked by Zach)
* Violence Voyager (2018) (picked by Mark from England)
* Wings of Desire (1987) (picked by Expat Elise)
JFD582: Ghoul Summer
* Man Bites Dog (1993)
* Antfarm Dickhole (2011)
* The Act of Killing (2012)
Hey there! Remember that time we all learned about the birds and the bees from John Lithgow in the back of a bitchin' van in Montreal? What's that, you don't? Well, cram this new JFD in your ears and see if it jostles the old memory banks.
Up first! It's 1975's A Haunted Turkish Bathhouse! This creep-filled feature tracks the exploits of an abusive dude at the wildest whorehouse in town, at least until the scariest cat of all time shows up. But is it more of a Roman Porno or a Pinky Violence movie? Does it even matter? We hope you like Japanese nipple torture scenes outside of your Ghoul Summer movies as much as you like them together.
Next up! You've tasted the popular perfume, now take a swig of the less-popular Brian De Palma film. We're gabbing of course about Obsession, from 1976. This is the one he directed after Phantom of the Paradise - you know, the very Hitchcock-y movie he dragged Vilmos Zsigmond to Italy for? We got lots of thoughts on all these twisty turns the movie makes.
Finally! Of course, it's 1979's Pinball Summer (aka Pick-Up Summer). Another entry in our long line of reviews about obscure teen sex comedies, this one has the distinction of featuring the fifth male lead from My Blood Valentine and some unremarkable locations shoots in Montreal, Canada. Crank this review while driving down the street in your bubble-windowed vans.
All this plus The Great Parker Bowman Swindle, the Chinese Superman, A Needle-drop Nightmare on Fear Street, a really big announcement, Blockbuster Night: 1999 Edition, time's up: Steve Zahn, gladitorial mix-ups, verified butthole pleasures, the van with the wiener painted on it, a revelation about the famous wall-peeing party (or was that on the boner episode?), nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Shark Awareness Day, 2021!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll cross the path of any black cat for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
Get to safety! It's Kaijuly! First, a meeting with space aliens cause a jilted woman to grow in "Attack of the 50-foot Woman."
Next, a baby kaiju with doo doo troubles learns to fight in "Daigoro vs. Goliath."
Finally, the King of the Monsters faces off with his robot doppleganger in "Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla." ALl this plus Nerd News, adorable trauma, Oakland chat, Junk Mails, Sweetman and so much more!
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A few weeks back, we did a segment called Movie Hostage (shout out to Kissing Contest) where we presented 3 flicks to the other JFD boys and let them pick the ones we would watch. As a result we ended up with Japanese aliens, cops who are also little kids and rotoscoped drug addicts. Up first, Hajime Satô directs a tale about a group of passengers on a plane that is set off course and crash lands in a remote area where aliens have landed and may also be body snatchers and vampires in the 1968 sci-fi classic Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell. Next, two teenage brothers write and direct a hard-boiled cop drama, but there's a twist; the cast is made up entirely of 6 to 8-year-olds! Hawk Jones made a minor splash when it was released on VHS in 1986 but has since gained a sizable cult following thanks to the internet. Finally, Richard Linklater casts Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson and Winona Ryder to fill out the drug-addled and rotoscoped paranoid world of Phillip K. Dick's A Scanner Darkly from 2006. All this plus we discuss the origin of Husker Du (and Husker Don'ts), Sean's favorite brand of hot dogs, we meet a new Swedish friend, we check in with our friends who are melting in the Pacific Northwest, updates on "the Flintstone House", Dune delays, gay British bikers and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll explode with piping hot cheese filling with your love and support.
Hey there! Remember that time we all learned about the birds and the bees from Howie Mandel, Jim Henson, and a pigeon with a really large rodney? Neither do we, but it sounds like a short, sweet dream. Find out what sorta sexual maneuvers we'd have pulled together in this hypothetical scenario when you donloyd and listen now! It's short films week!
Up first! It's 1975's Muppet Show: Sex and Violence! The second of two television pilots produced by Jim Henson for ABC leading up to the production of his weekly showcase of technical muppetry, this 30-minute special is one of the few Muppet Shows not currently steamable on Disney+! Listen along as we try to convince Kevin the value of physical media by showing him these DVD-based pixels of Sam the Eagle and Floyd the Musician.
Next up! There's very little in the way of visually appealing animation and absolutely no technically competent muppetry in 1985's Where Did I Come From?, but that can't stop us from reviewing it. It's a Burbank Animation Studios production, after-all, and Parker Bowman's got priorities when it comes to enjoying every instance of Howie Mandel narrating cartoons about the development of human fuckstyles. Come for the pubes, stay for the public education!
Finally! Of course, it's 2011's Bobby Yeah. We weren't too familiar before this week with the bizarre work of stop-motion animator Robert Morgan, but will that change going forward? Is he now one of our dudes? Watch along with this twisted tale of a bunny-like boy being tormented by demonic creatures (we think?) and find out alongside us!
All this plus spice racks a plenty, the 1970s Disney Live Action revue, Kevin sparks one up at the cinema, remembering the Dodgers & the Mets, the JFD postcard invitational, Bollywood Bonanza, Kevin's hooked on streamers, technical fucketry, muppet plans for nigel, Kevin's very special Sex Ed story (featuring a real-life sexpert), pizza face guy on the wall with extremely realistic eyeballs, a playful sense of podcasting chronology, the sound of one drum exploding, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Onion Rings Day, 2021!!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll hang dong nearby to a mallard for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
JFD574: Movie Hostage Week
- A Scanner Darkly (2006)
- Hawk Jones (1986)
- Goke, the Body Snatcher from Hell (1968)
JFD575: Kaijuly!
* Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974)
* Attack of the 50-foot Woman (1958)
* Daigoro vs. Goliath (1972)
JFD576
* Pinball Summer (AKA Pick-up Summer) (1980)
* Obsession (1976)
* A Haunted Turkish Bathhouse (1975)
JFD577: Patreon Week
* 80 Blocks from Tiffany's (1979) (picked by Eamon)
* State Park (1988) (picked by Travis)
* Suicide Club (2001) (picked by Luke)
JFD578: Shorts Week
* Perversion for Profit (1965)
* Unedited Footage of a Bear (2014)
* Kaiju Bunraku (2017)
We're back with three working-class movies from our Patreon friends!
First, Lilly Tomlin, Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda get in a whole heap of trouble with their mysogonist boss in "9 to 5."
Next, an evil Kung Fu creep pits warriors against each other while making ghoulish creations in "Human Lanterns."
Finally, it's deja vu as a barbarian travels to modern-day Los Angeles to stop an evil wizard in "Time Barbarians."
All this plus Nerd News, Zombies at our Neighbors, game chat, Junk Mails, Tom from Oz and so much more!
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Hey there! Remember that time we all ran away to the big city to play golf and exorcize teenagers? Neither do we, but it sounds like a sweet dream. Find out what sorta BMX tricks we'd have pulled together in this hypothetical scenario when you donloyd and listen now!
Up first! It's 1980's Times Square! The third film in Kevin Moss's continuing series exploring the runaway teenagers of the 1980s, this one's got marquees-a-plenty and a supporting turn by Tim Curry portraying none other than Johnny LaGuardia, famed fictional NYC radio DJ. The soundtrack's chock full of bangers from top to bottom, but does the movie thrill us? !
Next up! There's very little exorcism and absolutely no teenagers in 1991's Teenage Exorcist, but that can't stop us from reviewing it. It's a Fred Olen Ray production, after-all, and Parker Bowman's got priorities when it comes to enjoying every instance of a leather bikini-clad Brinke Stevens whipping Eddie Deezen in a demonic basement scenario.
Finally! Of course, it's 2004's 3-Iron (aka Bin Jip). It's the Korean romance film that you just KNEW we'd review some day - and the day is here. Is it a Sean pick, though, or does it not feature any baffling stretches of surreal silence? Is it even about golf?
All this plus the trouble with cicadas, a cricket's jihad, Kevin wants his classic Jughead doll, a weirder looking dude than Paul Giamatti, being unfair to Jim Van Bebber, casting out demons on Skype, Siskel v Ebert: a heavyweight title match, extended musical interludes, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Best Friends Day, 2021!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll disappear completely for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
This week the boys put on their grandpa clothes to kick off June with a June-iversal Monsters show chock full of black and white horror goodness! Up first, James Whale (director of Frankenstein, Invisible Man and Bride of Frankenstein) takes us into The Old Dark House from 1932. A group of travelers seek refuge from a storm in a creepy mansion inhabited by some strange folks and their monstrous man servant played by Boris Karloff. Then, in a sequel to the original Wolf Man, Lon Chaney Jr. returns as Lawrence Talbot, back from the grave and up to his wolfish ways. He seeks out the old gypsy woman to help lift his curse, and while she can't help him she knows a doctor who can... Dr. Frankenstein! But when they get to Germany, they find out the good doctor has passed away, but they do discover his monster (this time played by Bela Lugosi) frozen, but still alive in Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man from 1943. And finally, we get another monster mash but this time with a healthy dose of comedy as Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, working as shipping clerks run afoul of Dracula (Bela Lugosi) and Frankenstein (Glenn Strange) all while trying to assist Lon Chaney Jr, who once again is wolfin' out in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein from 1948. All this plus we do a little Movie Hostage, run down some movies we've been watching, get some insight into AMC and the "stonk market", find out why Regal Cinema switched to Pepsi, see what video game tripped Kevin out and so much more. LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll finally break this werewolf curse with your love and support.
Welcome, junkies! We've got three crazy shorts this week!
First, a mannequin follows two opera singers around a mall in "Possibly in Michigan."
Next, Jim Van Bebber returns as an acid-loving cult leader in "My Sweet Satan."
Finally, a kid heads to Shinjuku to find noodles for his grandma in "Ramen Baka Ichidai."
All this plus theater chat, nerd news, DVDs, Eye-popping regrets, Sean's new favorite movie, the new Kyle, junk mails and so much more!
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Once again, we've turned over our movie picks to our Dom DeLuise Patreon donors (the coolest kids in the whole school) and end up with a trio of flicks you may have rented in the 7th grade. Up first, Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie's package team up for the ultimate in technical Muppetry, 1986's Labyrinth, about a young girl (Jennifer Connelly) who has to figure out a fantastical maze in order to save her baby brother.Next, an 80's summer camp move that's not a sex comedy or a slasher? Despite its title, Summer Camp Nightmare isn't a horror movie, instead it's about what happens when the kids at a summer camp stage a violent coup and take over the camp. Lord of the Flies... that's what happens.And finally, in 1995 if you were into MMA, you may have caught this ultra-cheesy action flick called Superfights, about an elite fighting company and a naive young talent who enters it and quickly finds out, all is not as it seems. All this plus we discuss if our intro is outdated or if we are outdated and if it even matters, Shelby chat, gettin' vaxxxed, Godzilla vinyl news you can use and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll finally escape the Labyrinth with your love and support.
Well, howdy! Y'all like movies that were produced to air on television? In that case, we got a hell of a theme-show for y'alls this week. It's our May-d For TV extravaganza! Listen along as we chat about three very different TV movies.
Up first! It's 1972's The Night Strangler! The original TV Movie that spawned a sequel, a TV series, and a thousand imitators (or, the X-Files at least), this flick tracks the adventures of grizzled newspapersman Kolchak as he tracks down a murderous vampire in glitzy old Las Vegas. Plus: bonus swimming pool violence!
Next up! The two Barbaras of 70s TV (Eden and Feldon) decide to swap lives, to experience what it's like to be a homemaker or a career woman, in the lightly comedic gender politics dissection Let's Switch, from 1975! Will Parker explain to us why he selected this obscure slice of 70s TV? Tune in and you'll find out (if he tells us).
Finally! Of course, it's 1986's's The Children of Times Square. It's that one where a kid (named Eric Roberts!) falls in with some bad drug gang kinda stuff in dirty old NYC after running away from his idyllic suburban home. We'll tell ya all about those marquees in Times Square.
All this plus is it time for the percolator?, musings on the current state of Made for TV movies, Cleopatra Chats, Kevin's analog crates, a musical tribute to a fallen filmmaker, how was babby formed?, a funny story about the Mirthmobile, Chekhov's Bigfoot, a tender moment or two, news-y loose-y, problems with pixels, nerd news plus blu-ray picks and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on Twilight Zone Day, 2021!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll brave the horrors of the Las Vegas strip for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
What an incredible episode! Is it possible it contains nine thumbs up?? Listen and find out!
First, A young cop tries to rescue a beautiful woman before she is sacrificed by a tribe in the Chow Yun Fat film, "The Seventh Curse."
Next, a suburban kid befriends a South Chicago kid and they go on a fun crime spree in "Big Shots."
Finally, a young film fanatic is tossed into his favorite movie franchise in "Last Action Hero."
All this plus fun stuff, Nerd News, DVDs, cool suff, Junk Mails and so much more!
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Damn, it's getting hot outside. Time to slip into some comfy shorts... short films that is! Once again, JFD explores three short-subject pieces and this time they truly are very different. Up first, Telly Savalas hosts an hour-long musical TV special entitled Telly... Who Loves Ya, Baby? (sponsored by Kraft Foods) in 1976 with special appearances by Barbara Eden and Cloris Leachman!Then, in 1989, fresh off Street Trash, James Lorinz (Frankenhooker) and Roy Frumkes produced a 16-minute short film called Swirlee where Lorinz plays a depressed man with an ice cream cone for a head. His roomate, David Caruso, fed up with his depression, encourages him to get back involved with the local ice cream mafia. And finally, a couple kids and a dude in a cat costume figure out what to do with a found firearm in Cool Cat Finds a Gun from 2013.All this plus Mortal Kombat chat, tales from the drive-in, tips on how to watch baseball cheaply by changing your VPN, updates on Sean's cats and coyotes, R,L. Stine news, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. Our ice cream cone heads will never melt with your love and support.
Hot dang! It's another Patreon-picked banger episode of Junk Food Dinner? This is insane! It's already time for us to once again chat about three fine films selected by YOU, the Patreon donor who helps keep this weird podcasting dream of ours alive?! Why click click here to check out our Patreon offerings yourself?
Up first! It's 1972's Raw Meat! Donald Pleasance, Christopher Lee, and director Gary "Poltergeist III" Sherman come together for this early cannibal pseudoslasher, which none of us had seen. Thanks to John T for hipping us to it!
Next up! Y'all remember Italian 80's horror movies? Y'all seen Demons? The Lamberto Bava flick with the ghouls that attack a cinema? We're reviewing the sequel, Demons 2, from 1986! It's pretty dang similar except this time, it's a high-rise apartment! But when you're dealing with a banger, is similar so bad? Thanks to Josh H for picking it!
Finally! Of course, it's 1988's Spoorloos (aka The Vanishing). It's that Dutch thriller about the disapperance that was remade a few years later in Hollywood. You probably know the one we're talking about. But what do the tour-de-france themes mean?! We may never know, unless somebody tells us. Thanks to Brendon for selecting this one!
All this plus gonzo is squeekin', a great day for non-murdering americans, general kevin buzzkill drops sad facts, totally fungible: no bong included, the tastes of the 1970s, a visual assessment of the heartiness of a stew, somebody out there in Oklahoma loves us, sharing a skittle or two, "Timmy Crabby" perhaps?, the bitter beer face revival, farting werewolf pranks, nerd news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll brave the horrors of the London underground for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
Welcome to another episode of Dumb Junk Food Dinner.
First, a look at the early New York hip hop scene in "Wild Style.
Then, gross English hillbillies contend with a mutant after a drunken pregnancy in "The Revenge of Billy the Kid."
Finally, an old man looks for his lost love with the helf of a TV show host in "Nathan For You: Finding Frances."
All this plus nerd news, sad nerd news, normal nerd news, theater chat, nonfungible tokens, the blockchain, dvds, junk mails and more!
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It's gonna be May. LOL.
JFD566
- The Seventh Curse (1986)
- Big Shots (1987)
- Last Action Hero (1993)
JFD567: May-d for TV
* The Night Stalker (1972)
* Let's Switch! (1975)
* The Children of Times Square (1986)
JFD568: Patreon Picks
* Labyrinth (1986) (picked by Luke)
* Summer Camp Nightmare (1987) (picked by Kyle from Kentucky)
* Superfights (1995) (picked by Jacob)
JFD569: Short Films
* Possibly in Michigan (1983)
* My Sweet Satan (1994)
* Ramen Baka Ichidai (2003)
And June as well!
JFD570: June-iversal Monsters
- Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)
- The Old Dark House (1932)
- Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
JFD571
* Times Square (1980)
* Teenage Exorcist (1991)
* 3-Iron (2004)
JFD572: Patreon Picks
* 9 to 5 (1980) (picked by Mickey)
* Time Barbarians (1990) (picked by Paul)
* Human Lanterns (1982) (picked by Jeff)
JFD573: Shorts Week
* The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence (1975)
* Where Did I Come From? (1985)
* Bobby Yeah (2011)
Did you have cable in the 80's or 90's? If so, chances are, you've probably seen Beastmaster. Or maybe you caught the sequel on VHS? Or the third one which was made-for-TV, perhaps? Well, this week we discuss all things Beastmaster as we are joined by friend of the show, writer/director Jackson Stewart.Up first, fresh off horror classic Phantasm, director Don Coscarelli tackles the sword and sorcery genre with Beastmaster from 1982. Starring Marc Singer as the titular Beastmaster, who falls in love with slave girl Tanya Roberts while trying to defeat an evil wizard played by Rip Torn! Then, Coscarelli's gone but Singer is back for Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time. This time the Beastmaster magically gets warped to modern day Los Angeles. The fish-out-of-water story is well-worn, but is it any fun? Find out. Finally, we close thing out with Beastmaster III: The Eye of Braxus. This final Beastmaster movie was made for TV and aired on May 24, 1996 on NBC. All this plus Beastmaster memories, Thundarr The Barbarian, the boob scale, the "oh" drop, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more. LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We will never shrink to death with your love and support.
Hey, Junkies! We survived another year?!! Well, that can mean only one thing: it's time for another JFD Anniversary show!
As per our contractually-mandated "tradition", we'll spend this week reviewing the entire past year's worth of movies, instead of limiting ourselves to three measly "new" reviews. Tune in and be glued to your sets as your charming podcast friends chat and debate our top 5 favorite and bottom 5 least favorite movies of the past year!
All this plus no news, no blu's, technical fucketry, three classic voicemails from three classic callers, the boobies of 1929, Sean's audio is crum-bum and a half, who's canceled now?, stretching out with Fela and a lil more!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll give a giant monkey the E.T. finger-signal for your love and support.
Well, hello, Junk Food Dinner listeners. We've got three short films for grown ups that don't pee their pants this week.
First, the Rax Restaurant company introduces us to the mascot that is said to have destroyed their company in "Mr. Delicious." Ticka deedee.
Next, it's a public access bloodbath in "Entertain or Die!"
Finally, an American Movie about an AA meeting turns into a scary situation in "Coven."
All this plus nerd news, DVD, possible theme shows, Parker explains Zack Snyder's Justice League, what Sam Peckinpah movies does Sean like, exactly? And Kevin doesn't care for a new documentary. All this and so much more!
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JFD561 : Best/Worst JFD Movies!
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JFD562: Beastmaster Week w/ guest Jackson Stewart
* Beastmaster (1982)
* Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)
* Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus (1996)
JFD563
* Wild Style (1982)
* The Revenge of Billy the Kid (1991)
* Nathan For You: Finding Frances (2017)
JFD564: Patreon Picks!
* Raw Meat (1972) (picked by John T)
* Demons 2 (1986) (picked by Josh H)
* The Vanishing (1988) (picked by Brendon)
JFD565: Short Films
* Swirlee (1990)
* Telly ... Who Loves Ya, Baby? (1976)
* Cool Cat Finds a Gun (2013)
Once again, we relinquish control of our picks to the distinguished tastes of our Dom DeLuise Patreon donors. This week they give a real mixed bag of notorious films.Up first, Disney assembles an all-star cast (Anthony Perkins, Robert Forster, Yvette Mimieux, Ernest Borgnine) and a hefty budget to try and get in on the Star Wars craze of the late 70's with The Black Hole from 1979 but ended up with an under-performing dud but which still has cult fans to this day.Next, did you know Jim Varney's first movie wasn't an Ernest movie? Well, it kind of was. It has Ernest in it, but only briefly. It's mostly about this other character, Dr. Otto (also played by Varney) who wants to wreak havoc on the world by destroying our financial institutions, starting with Cincinnati! It's called Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam from 1985 and it plays kind of like an Ernest movie, but weirder. Much weirder.And finally, we take a look at the infamous Tiptoes from 2003 in which Gary Oldman plays Matthew McConaughey's twin brother. Who is also a dwarf. The movie is often cited online as one of the worst/weirdest movies ever but is it really that weird?! We'll find out. All this plus Kevin's trip to Boston, grandpa movie talk, Wal-Mart Exclusives, Nick Nolte chat, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd
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Y'all been practicing yer funnies out there? Ya wanna laff along with us as we watch some sketch comedy movies? We hope y'all been practicing yer funnies out there, because this week, we're joined by none other than the internet's funniest man, Shelby Lermo! Check out his awesome new stuff he's been working on here.
Up first! In the begining, god created man. But sometime shortly after, Monty Python created Brian. You know, that tan-colored movie your grandpa used to chuckle at while you tried to figure out what the hell people were saying? Well, listen to your favorite internet grandpas discuss this seminal British sketch film. Will Parker quit the show in disgust over his hatred for Monty Python? It's just one of the many mysteries of Monty Python's Life of Brian, from 1979! Here's the link on YouTube!
Next up! Y'all remember the 80's? Unless you headbanged your way into a coma, you probably remember those Spinal Tap lads who skewered hard rock & roll music with their own biting form of Americanized satirization. But did you know the Brits got there first? It's true, and we'll talk all about it as we review Bad News Tour, from 1983! and the sequel, More Bad News, from 1988! Starring the cast of The Young Ones! And here's the link on YouTube!
Finally! Of course, it's 1996's Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. Did you think we would do a sketch comedy theme show and not review Brain Candy? No - it's Brain Candy, alright. Watch along with us on YouTube!
All this plus uncle jokes, technical muppetry, Sean spouting off cliches, Kevin's on fire, a lil' Gonzo update, old riffs on new ideas, wonderful transition-work by one Parker Bowman on-air, playin' ping pong with Dee Snider, sick tour vans, nerd news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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Welcome back, Junkies!
This week we're doing our annual Patreon Randomizer! The Randomizer 5000 picked three strange movies with spooky connections.
First, a group of sexy coeds head to the mountains only to discover they're being stalked by a mutant in "The Prey."
Next, an all-star cast deal with WWIII in the made-for-tv movie that scarred a generation: The Day After.
Finally, the Phantom of the Opera is inside your mall as Ken Foree, Pauly Shore and Morgan Fairchild star in Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge.
All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Wayne Chat, interesting political ideas, Dinosaurs Attack and so much more!
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Thanks for all your suppor, Junkies!
It's springtime, Junkies! Not only is this JFD's 11th (I think) anniversary month, but it's a doozy of a movie month in general! JFD557 : Light Snacker Randomizer!
- The Day After (1983) (picked by Mickey L.)
- The Prey (1983) (picked by John T.)
- The Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (picked by Brandon S.) (1989)
JFD558: Sketch Comedy Movies w/ guest Shelby Cobras
* Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
* The Bad News Tour (1983)
* Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)
JFD559: Patreon Picks
* The Black Hole (1979) (picked by Mr. Brian)
* Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam (picked by Justin) (1986)
* Tiptoes (2003) (picked by Eric)
JFD560: 11th Anniversaty Short Films!
* Coven (1997)
* Mr. Delicious (1989)
* Entertain or Die (1991)
We did it, Junkies. Another 100 films reviewed! And as we like to do every 100 movies, we take a little different direction and do a full-length audio commentary for a movie voted on by you, the listeners!And this time around, that movie is Mars Attacks from 1996! Directed by Tim Burton and featuring a star-studded cast (including: Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Natalie Portman, Jim Brown, Pam Grier, Jack Black, Joe Don Baker and many more!) this campy sci-fi spoof based on the infamous Topps trading cards from the 60's, this flick should be a lot of fun to watch together! No Nerd News or Blu-rays this week, but we do bust out the Randomizer 5000 to pick our flicks for next week. Other than that, it's pretty much all commentary! LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We will defeat the evil Martian horde with your love and support.
We've all heard of short science fiction stories, but short science fiction films? It's true! They exist, and we're reviewing three of them this week for your listening pleasure. #DonloydNow!
Up first! We pivot from science fiction to science fact as we explore the interstellar teachings of the Unarian Brotherhood, starting with A Visit to the Underground Cities of Mars, from 1977! This documentary, produced by Uriel and her fellow cosmos-traveling cohorts from El Cajon, shows in great detail the various kinds of Disneyland monorails and crystal miniature dioramas you'll find on the red planet. See it and believe it. Here's the link on YouTube!
Next up! Y'all remember Captain EO, from 1986? The Disneyland ride that Michael Jackson made with those space muppets and a mountain of money? It's back, in podcast form. And here's the link on YouTube!
Finally! Of course, it's 2015's Genghis Khan Conquers The Moon, which is exactly what it says it is and nothing more. But is that enough? When it's got James Hong and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, that's probably enough. Watch along with us on YouTube!
All this plus a gonzo on my lap, a Phantom retread, Sean's experimental video loopings, the Hongman in a vinegar vineyard, the official certification of the JFD commentary vote, the sexuality of shrunken men, the passing of a pornographer, oh look at those titties, Kevin's got a Boris on his brain, hypnotic flashing lights, meat beat on evergreen terrace, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll wear a settle down in the sea of tranquility for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
We're back with a science fiction extravaganza care of our patreon friends!
First, we drink green chemicals to ensure we never become plant zombies as we watch "The Mad Doctor of Blood Island."
Next, an unfrozen caveman hunter doesn't understand our modern ways in "Iceman."
Finally, sexy robot cops save a prince from a kidnapper in "Robotrix."
All this plus nerd news, junk mails, Gonzo chat, sex maniacs, taking credit for other peoples' work and so much more!
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This week we kick off what has become a favorite month here on JFD; Sci-Fi-ebruary! An entire month dedicated to science fiction films of all sizes, shapes and budgets! Up first, legendary sci-fi director Jack Arnold (Creature from the Black Lagoon, Tarantula) teams up with legendary sci-fi writer Richard Matheson (I Am Legend, The Twilight Zone) for The Incredible Shrinking Man from 1957 about a man who begins to grow smaller and smaller after being exposed to a mysterious mist. Then, classic schlockmeisters AIP bring us The Thing with Two Heads from 1972, about a dying surgeon (Ray Milland) who also happens to be a racist, who gets his head transplanted on a black death row inmate (Roosevelt "Rosie" Grier) in an attempt to extend his life. But when things don't go as planned, the two headed experiment will lead police on a chase across the California countryside. And finally, ultra-low-budget filmmaker Neil Breen graces us with another one of his pet projects where he stars, writes, directs and does pretty much everything else in Twisted Pair from 2018 about a set of twin brothers (both played by Breen), one who is enlightened with AI and one who is addicted to pills and booze. All this plus Parker disciplining his new dog, a spat of celebrity deaths, Amber alerts for Young Charles, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We will never shrink to death with your love and support.
Are you guys sick of living a sci-fi movie and merely want to watch some with your JFD pals? Then join us for Sci-Fi-ebruary 2021! JFD553
- The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)
- Twisted Pair (2018)
- The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
JFD554: Patreon Picks!
* Robotrix (1991) (picked by Paul C.)
* Iceman (1984) (picked by Mickey)
* The Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1968) (picked by Jeff P.)
JFD555: : Short Films: Sci-Fi
* Captain EO (1986)
* Ghengis Khan Conquers the Moon (2015)
* A Visit to the Underground Cities of Mars (1977)
JFD556: Audio Commentary Week
* Go Vote Now! (19xx)
* ??? (19xx)
* ??? (19xx)
If you're old like us, you remember the golden age of saturday morning cartoons. But did you know most of the looniest tunes we watched as kids were actually watched by our grandpas as well, in theatrical cinema houses, back when that was a thing? We'll tell you all about it as we discuss TWELVE classic cartoons. Grab your favorite cereal and start #DonloydingNow!
Up first! It's SEAN'S SILLY SYMPHONICS!!!
Now Hear This (1963) [Chuck Jones and Maurice Noble; WB] 6min
Watch on Facebook
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 6
Boogie Woogie Man Will Get You If You Don't Watch Out (1943) [Shamus Culhane; Lantz/Universal] 7min
Excerpt on Dailymotion
Buy Woody Woodpecker Golden Collection Volume 2
Der Fuehrer's Face (1942) [Jack Kinney; Disney] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Walt Disney Treasures - On the Front Lines
Betty Boop in Red Hot Mamma (1934) [Dave Fleischer; Paramount] 6min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Betty Boop: The Essential Collection: Volume 4
Next up! PARKER'S WACKY LAFFIES!
100 Pygmies and Andy Panda (1940) [Alex Lovy; Lantz/Universal] 7min Title sequence on YouTube
Buy Woody Woodpecker Golden Collection Volume 2
I Love to Singa (1936) [Tex Avery; WB] 7min
Watch on Vimeo
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Duck Amuck (1953) [Chuck Jones; WB] 7min
Watch on DailyMotion
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Speedy Gonzales (1955) [Friz Freleng; WB] 7min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Finally! Of course, it's KEVIN'S KRAZY CARTOONS!
Small Fry (1939) [Dave Fleischer; Paramount] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Max Fleischer Color Classics
Hollywood Steps Out (1941) [Tex Avery; WB] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 2
Frakenstein's Cat (1942) [Mannie Davis; TerryToons/Fox] 6min
Watch on YouTube
Red Hot Riding Hood (1943) [Tex Avery; MGM] 7min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Tex Avery Screwball Classics Volume 1
All this plus chilly puppies, who the hell is Glenn Hetrick?, Kevin likes to relax to the work of skilled artisans, to be honest: a medium level of overall skypeness, historical reenactment villages, Moonlight Drive: the Voicemail, the Adventures of overpriced home video releases of Pete & Pete, the Fantastic Mr. King Kong, sending packages from the back row, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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Hey there, animation junkies! Y'all wanna grab a bowl of sugar-blasted oats and cram some cartoons with us? We'll be chatting about TWELVE (count 'em!) theatrically-released cartoon shorts from the GOLDEN AGE OF ANIMATION this week on the show, and to save you the hassle of an afternoon full of google searches, we've compiled all these handy links to help you watch along with us. Now you've got no excuse!
KEVIN'S KRAZY CARTOONS!Small Fry (1939) [Dave Fleischer; Paramount] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Max Fleischer Color Classics
Hollywood Steps Out (1941) [Tex Avery; WB] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 2
Frakenstein's Cat (1942) [Mannie Davis; TerryToons/Fox] 6min
Watch on YouTube
Red Hot Riding Hood (1943) [Tex Avery; MGM] 7min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Tex Avery Screwball Classics Volume 1
PARKER'S WACKY LAFFIES!100 Pygmies and Andy Panda (1940) [Alex Lovy; Lantz/Universal] 7min Title sequence on YouTube
Buy Woody Woodpecker Golden Collection Volume 2
I Love to Singa (1936) [Tex Avery; WB] 7min
Watch on Vimeo
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Duck Amuck (1953) [Chuck Jones; WB] 7min
Watch on DailyMotion
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
Speedy Gonzales (1955) [Friz Freleng; WB] 7min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1
SEAN'S SILLY SYMPHONICS!!!
Now Hear This (1963) [Chuck Jones and Maurice Noble; WB] 6min
Watch on Facebook
Excerpt on YouTube
Buy Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 6
Boogie Woogie Man Will Get You If You Don't Watch Out (1943) [Shamus Culhane; Lantz/Universal] 7min
Excerpt on Dailymotion
Buy Woody Woodpecker Golden Collection Volume 2
Der Fuehrer's Face (1942) [Jack Kinney; Disney] 8min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Walt Disney Treasures - On the Front Lines
Betty Boop in Red Hot Mamma (1934) [Dave Fleischer; Paramount] 6min
Watch on YouTube
Buy Betty Boop: The Essential Collection: Volume 4
Here's our JFD Cartoon Club YouTube playlist with all the stuff above that's on YouTube (although some of it's only in excerpt form).
We're back with three more flicks picked by our friends on Patreon! First, a group of women who like to wax intellectual about orgies go on a vacation to a mountain lake in "The Roommates," but things aren't as idyllic as they may seem. Next, a group of foxy motorcycle gang members from the inner city face off against the man in "Darktown Strutters." Finally, a group of Yinzers take justice into their own hands when their town is invaded by a sasquatch in "Bigfoot: The Movie." All this plus the reveal of Parker's new dog's name, Sean goes Underwater, Kevin wants to be a young nerd, Nerd News, DVDs, Junk Mails and so much more!
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JFD is back and this week, it's action packed! Alright, maybe not packed. In fact, there's some pretty boring parts in all these movies. But still, there's definitely some action in there! Up first, Sean tries to convince Parker that the French can be cool by exhibiting That Man From Rio from 1964. An action-adventure film directed by Philippe de Broca and starring Jean-Paul Belmondo (the same team that brought us Le Magnifique), its about a guy on military leave and the daughter of a murdered man who go on adventure to Brazil to find some stolen ancient statues that could hold the secret to a lost treasure. Next, we have The Rift from 1990, the tale of a crew of a submarine who go looking for the crew of another submarine mission who have gone missing, but when they discover a secret experiment and a whole lot of weird ocean-dwelling creatures, things begin to go wrong real quick. And finally, we have martial artist Cynthia Rothrock in her first starring role in an American film, China O'Brien, about a female cop who leaves the big city for her small Utah hometown, only to find it overrun with low-lives and thugs. Shot in 1988 but shelved for 2 years and released directly to video, it didn't necessarily make Rothrock a household name, but did introduced her into our hearts. All this plus getting ripped off on pixels, David Arquette disappoints, political anger, film babes back from the dead (then dead again), more Star Wars chat than Kevin is comfortable with (again), the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more. LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We will clean this town up with your love and support.
We know it can be hard to get yourself going at the head of a new year, so we've decided to review three pornography films to get your blood racing. How long into this episode can you last before exploring other options? Celebrate the certification of our erections with this Happy Nude Year episode by #DonloydingNow!
Up first! What do werewolves, boobs, and Nic Refn have in common? Well, probably several things, but certainly The House on Bare Mountain, from 1962 is among them. And how are these disparate elements interconnected? You'll have to hear our review of this early nudie-cutie to find out!
Next up! Y'all remember Videodrome, the Cronenberg movie? Well, y'all remmeber VideoBone, the unremarkable porno parody of it from 1986? We didn't, either. And we hope James Woods never finds out about it, or what we said here.
Finally! Of course, it's Edward Penishands, from 1991! How could it not be Edward Penishands? How did it take us this long to review Edward Penishands? Has Tim Burton seen Edward Penishands? Some of this and more: answered on the show!
All this plus Parker's Wholesome Christian Fun & weird think-pieces, Sean Byron's patented two-word movie reviews, Kevin's familytime holidaze, Nathan for Who?, haunted garage-rock, these pornos are making me hum a few bars, a personal phone-call for Kevin, potato chips, bone machines, mild Skype-based fidelity problems, "What?", some world-famous junkmail callers, the curse of the beerwolf, when copyright is copywrong, tortured monkeys, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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Happy New Year, Junkies! It's that time again. Time for our 1,600th (or maybe 1,700th) movie! As is tradition, we will do a special audio commentary to commemorate this special event and it's up to you guys to vote for that movie! As the episode will be released in February, it falls under the jurisdiction of Sci-Fi Ebruary, so only science fiction is allowed!
Vote now!
Pick JFD's next audio commentary:
| Tarantula (1955)Mole People (1956)Not of this Earth (1957) | Alien Contamination (1980)Mars Attacks (1996)The End of Evangelion (1997) |
Created with Survey Maker In the past, you guys picked Howard the Duck (JFD35), C.H.U.D. (JFD69), The Warriors (JFD103), Transformers: The Movie (JFD137), Escape From New York (JFD172), Spring Break (JFD 206) and Ice Cream Man (JFD240) Judgment Night (JFD274), Double Agent 73 (JFD311), The Neverending Story (JFD345), L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (JFD379) and Psycho Cop Returns (JFD413), Cabin Boy and The Sentinel.
We're kicking off 2021 with a bunch of movies that are 100% vaccinated against COVID! Also, remember those music videos shows we do sometimes? We're doing that but with classic cartoon shorts! JFD549: Happy Nude Year!
- House on Bare Mounain (1962)
- Video Bone (1986)
- Edward Penishands (1991)
JFD550:
* That Man from Rio (1964)
* The Rift (1990)
* China O'Brien (1990)
JFD551 : Patreon Picks
* The Roommates (1973) (picked by Jeff)
* Darktown Strutters (1975) (picked by Paul)
* Bigfoot: The Movie (2017) (picked by Matt)
JFD552: Classic Cartoons Week
* Kevin's Krazy Cartoons (19xx)
* Parker's Wacky Laffies (19xx)
* Sean's Silly Symphonics (19xx)
It's time for JFD Rewind Episode Number Seven!
As we perfunctorily/redundantly explain at the head of each of these annual compilation clip shows, your charming Junk Food Dinner hosts are unwilling and/or unable to perform their regular duties in this very hectic holiday time period. However, as has been explained prior, this inability to produce a new weekly show does not preclude us from our obligation to deliver some form of audio content to the feed.
So it's come to this again: yet another?!?! Junk Food Dinner clip show. As we're fond of both the elements of surprise and laziness, we'll forgo the usual descriptors here as to what the actual contents of this cut-and-pasted effort truly are. If you're the sort of curious cat who'd actually donloyd this thing, you'll listen along with us and discover what made the cut for this year's compilation. And if not, you could still pretend you did and probably fool us.
That said, we jammed some pretty great stuff into this year's edition, just because we love y'all so much. If y'all love what ya hear, sign up for our Patreon thing to throw us a few bones (in exchange for some boners).
All this plus witty banter between friends, ghosts of podcast friendship, Bootsy's holidaze, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, partial confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement, synchronized robot voices, overlong musical interludes, rogue boners, wanton sneezes, spooky belches, sinister gleeks and too much more!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll fight the cola wars for your love and support.
Merry Christmas, Junkies! We've got three weird ass Christmas movies for you this week so grab those cookies and glasses of milk! First, Santa is stuck on a Florida beach and the only one who can save him is a lactose-loving rabbit in "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny." Next, a group of hunters run afowl of an ancient Japanese spirit while in rural Wisconsin in "Blood Beat." Finally, WCW's Goldberg plays a psychopathic anti-Christ St. Nick in "Santa's Slay. All this plus Sad Nerd News, Sadder Nerd News, normal nerd news, junk mails, DVDs, stories that can only be told on the bonus episode, secrets and so much more!
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We're getting close to putting a bow on 2020 and wrapping up this God-forsaken year, so for our second-to-last show of the year, we're diving into three uniquely weird and sleazy flicks for a uniquely weird and sleazy year.Up first, a young woman (Kim Taylor) inherits a struggling drive-in movie theater from her recently deceased grandfather. But when she realizes that the theater is in a ton of debt, she calls on her bikini-clad friends to help drum up business in Fred Olen Ray's Bikini Drive-in from 1995.Then, Reese Witherspoon plays a troubled teen on the run after her abusive parents are sent to jail. When she runs afoul of Kiefer Sutherland, a serial killer and pedophile, she defends herself and almost kills him, but finds herself on the wrong side of the law in the sleazy adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood, Freeway from 1996.And finally, we observe David Lynch at his Lynchiest in 2006's Inland Empire. A 3 hour epic, shot on a consumer-grade digital camera with Laura Dern as an actress slipping in and out of reality. All this plus cereal news, the year that wasn't, Clockwork Orange theories, the death of Zeus, more Star Wars chat than Kevin is comfortable with, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.LISTEN NOW:
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It's been a long & lonely year in Junk Food Dinner land, without all the late-nite Corn Gorn partying and early-morning Ghoul Summer partying we're used to. The only silver lining in this hellish cloudscape has been the steadfast support of our loyal Dom Deluise Patreon Patrons, who have pledged to keep us warm all winter long with their hot-ass movie picks. And this week we got three scorchers!
Up first! Y'all remember that popular winter holiday everyone celebrates and makes movies about? Well, 1987's Planes, Trains and Automobiles (picked by Kessa), isn't actually about Christmas - nor, despite the appearance of John "Halloween" Candy is it about All Hallow's Eve. No, good friends of podcastingland, it's that John Hughes movie about Thanksgiving, for some reason! Also featuring Steve Martin! As one-half of an odd-coupling with none-other than the Candy-man himself! It's the one where the grown men share a hotel bed.
Next up! We've seen Nightbeast. You've seen Nightbeast. We hadn't seen The Alien Factor. But we've all seen The Alien Factor. That's because, of course, 1978's earlier-shot-and-long-shelved The Alien Factor (picked by Brendon) is more or less just Nightbeast with worse cameras. But that doesn't mean we love it (or Baltmore-area schlockmaster Don Dohler) any less for it!
Finally! It's a third Patreon-picked film! With a zombie who is also a ninja! Of course, we're talking about the recently unearthed-by-AGFA Ninja Zombie from 1992. It's that weird and wacky movie that seems like it was shot primarily as an excuse to play with samurai swords in a public park. And isn't that what life is all about?!
All this plus a christmas-grinch's podcasting heart turns three times larger, grandma's nips by popular demand, Japanese yuletide styles, regional theme park foods, Garth Brooks makes an appearance, the uncles are listening, this time Kevin's the skype-y one!, kentucky fried shamelessness, Hunter & Gunn: A Lovesong, a bonafide flurry of emoji chatter, eggnog hangovers, sci-fidelity ambience, ginger-spiced sneezes our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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We're back with an almost the end of the year cry for help! We all accidentally picked high stress movies about paranoia and anxiety this week! First, Mel Brooks plays a pyschiatrist who gets mixed up in a conspiracy in the Hitchcock spoof "High Anxiety." Next, four teens run afoul of a Frankenstein murder in Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse," a movie with no evil clowns. Finally, Chevy Chase and Demi Moore get caught up in some pretty average bureaucracy in the movie that killed so many careers -- "Nothing but Trouble." ALl this plus flatulence chat, nerd news, dvds, sad nerd news, Tom from Adelaide, Kevin wants your soup, Thanksgiving chat and so much more!
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Happy Fartsgiving, everyone! We know that a day full of stuffing your face with meats, veggies and carbs is certainly going to lead to some intestinal discomfort. So we're here to wallow in the stinky aftermath with you and we've brought along three fart-centric "films" to help pass the time (and the gas). Up first, we have a tape so outrageous for the first several years of its existence, you could only get it in novelty shops! Of course we're talking about the notorious F.A.R.T. The Movie from 1991, starring Joel Weiss as Russell, a dude who's two favorite things in life are watching TV and farting. But when his wife leaves him at home on New Year's Eve to watch nothing but fart-related programming, will he have a change of heart (or change of farts)? Next, we take a look at a 50-minute parody of then-popular American Gladiators TV show titled American Flatulators from 1995. It's just like Gladiators but all the competition is based around, you guessed it, farting.And finally, we take a look at the film that essentially killed the Australian film industry with one big fart, Les Patterson Saves the World from 1987. It stars infamous Aussie gross-out humorist Barry Humphries and the titular Patterson (as well as his alter ego Dame Edna Everage) as he acts as a diplomat to the Middle East and inadvertently saves the world from biological warfare. All this plus Sean's love of Peacock, Parker getting down with the sickness, a call from the Ghost of Norman Bates, inappropriate Monty Python stories, Freddy Krueger news, the hottest blu-rays of the week and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We will pass this gas with your love and support.
Stop everything you are doing! Except for reading this, which you'll need to continue to do so that we can tell you about this INCREDIBLE PODCAST EPISODE! Or, if you've already stopped reading: just donloyd and listen along as we review three short films. You'll love the surprise!
Up first! Y'all remember that popular singer Cher? Y'all remember Cher... and Other Fantasies from 1979? It's okay, nobody does or probably should. But there's some surprising reasons why we've picked it for the show, and we know that you, potentially-still-reading reader, love surprises.
Next up! Rock out with your Busch out, as we jump the bownes of 1986's bitchin' Heavy Metal Parking Lot, a fly-on-the-pavement chronicling of a typical Saturday night in Maryland: complete with acid casualty teens, wasted youths, and non-consensual full-body air guitar. Come for the Zebraman, stay for the silent bearded thumbs-up fella.
Finally! It's a third short film! With famous directors, famous drummers from Goldfinger, Seagram's wine coolers and porcelain deer! Of course, we're talking about the Matt & Trey classic Your Studio and You from 1995. It's that weird and wacky backlot thing they made for that corporate party none of us were invited to, and you'll love it as much (or as little) as we do!
All this plus slippin' into shorts, things you can't do during Covid, Kevin Kuts Loose, two thirds of a Friday the 13th celebration, Kevin learns to love again, is Freddy canceled?, is Baby Yoda canceled?, is canceling canceled?, the murky flavours of the swamps of Dagobah, cult film politics, a gang of junkmailers, Hagar the Watchable?, a bevy of costume changes, injecting beef fat into Egg McMuffins, Sean's ultimate tourism betrayal of Parker Bowman revealed, Uber are the real monsters, how to get famous in the 60s and 70s, auditory illusions, it was a different time, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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We did it, Junkies. We're at the end of the worst year of all time and we have some intense movies to celebrate.
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- High Anxiety (1977)
- The Funhouse (1981)
- Nothing But Trouble (1991)
JFD546: Patreon Week
* Ninja Zombie (1992) (picked by Elise)
* Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) (picked by Kessa)
* The Alien Factor (1987) (picked by Brendon)
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* Freeway (1996)
* Bikini Drive-in (1995)
* Inland Empire (2006)
JFD548: Xmas Week
* Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
* Blood Beat (1983)
* Santa's Slay (2005)
We're back with three flicks picked by our best friends on Patreon. First, Bud Spencer and an alin go on a road trip across Georgia while evading the law and punch fighting in "Why Did you Pick on Me?" Next, Harry Dean Stanton of "The Avengers" reappears in his family's life after being gone for four years in "Paris, Texas." Finally, a group of stuck up college kids spend their vacation working at a posh resort in "Summer Job." All this plus Nerd News, real news, Trump Chat, Trump vs. Yahoo, Junk Mails, Tom from Adelaide, Sweetman, dreams, politcal movie chat, DVDs and so much more! Donloyd Here Thanks for listening! Become a Patreon for cool points!
Halloween may be over, but that doesn't mean we still can't party! We shake the post-Halloween blues this week with three very different flicks!Up first, after getting busted for vandalizing the Hollywood sign, a young punk is forced to go work for his uncle's plumbing company, but he gets more than he bargained for when he realizes some of his uncle's clients are in the sexy jacuzzi business in Hollywood Hot Tubs from 1984.Then, a couple groups of teens travel into the wilderness to party but soon start becoming the victims of a Native American shaman with an axe to grind in Body Count from 1986.And finally, a Dutch cop is on the trail of a serial killer who is picking off victims from inside the city's unique system of canals in 1988's Amsterdamned.All this plus US Election predictions, how we spent our Halloweens, Junk Mail from our grandpa, the origin of Sean's name, the deepest of deep fakes, blu-rays of old cartoons and so much more.LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydAlso, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We will win the 2020 Presidental Election with your love and support.
With everything going downright batshit insane this year, we need Halloween now more than ever. Thankfully, we've all (mostly) survived long enough to enjoy at least one more round of dumb movies about Halloween parties, yeti wolfsmen, and pot-smoking goblins, and nothing is gonna stop us from doing just that. So, mash along with us and the monsters this week, if you please. It's the only podcast guaranteed to taste exactly like pumpkin pie, with half the calories!
Up first! Y'all remember that Trick or Treats (1982) movie? No, not the one with that cute little burlap-sack-faced guy Sam. Not, not the one with that cute little burlap-sack-faced guy Ozzy. This is the one with that Rock and Roll Vampire in it! (no, not Ozzy). Anyhow, I guess you probably don't remember it. We didn't either. But it's got Peter Jason in drag doing battle with a proto-HomeAlone-style prankster child and his babysitter on Halloween night. And a bevy of character actors you'll love! So hear us chat about it.
Next up! If you're an old, and you loved Halloween so much in 1985 that you tuned into ABC on November 1st hoping for the spookytime parties to continue, you must've been thrilled to see The Midnight Hour airing for your own, personal enjoyment. And if not, you'll love hearing us chat about this bizarre little movie (from Jack "Child's Play 3" Bender) in which all of the ghouls/goblins/yetismens of the afterlife invade the nowlife in a smalltown. With The Smiths on the soundtrack?!?!
Finally! It's a third movie! With goblins, a weed wolf, and semi-famous partygoer cameos! Of course, we're talking about the Goblin-themed Full Moon Halloween classic Weedjies: Halloweed Night (2019). It's a movie where some goblins or something fuck up a party, with marijuana. Come for the dank-ass goblins, stick around for the part where Kevin Moss says "lit A.F." and "totes fun" in his review!
All this plus Kevin's sinister cinema sins & drive-in insanities, a dissection of Joe Bob Brigg's natural cut-points, no fake bats, shillin' for Shudders, too many beds, what kinda Halloween donuts y'all eatin' in there?, Boratio Sanz, an exciting new breed of Goblins is discussed at length, Paul McCartney's extensive musical catalogue holdings, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more!
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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll be bobbin' for goblins for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!
Our November movie schedule does not include any Narduar content at all!
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- Hollywood Hot Tubs (1984)
- Body Count (1986)
- Amsterdamned (1988)
JFD542: Patreon Week
* Why Did you Pick on Me? (1980) (picked by Ricky O)
* Summer Job (1989) (picked by Mickey)
* Paris, Texas (1984) (picked by Justin D)
JFD543: Short Weeks for Short People
* Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)
* Your Studio and You (1995)
* Cher... and Other Fantasies (1979)
JFD544: Thanksgiving Farts
* F.A.R.T.: The Movie (1991)
* American Flatulators (1995)
* Les Patterson Saves the World (1987)