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ITSF EPISODE #351Longshoremen STRIKE, Eric Adams ACCUSED, Diddy DUNZO, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already. And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of New York Mayor Eric Adams. Federal prosecutors claim that you received over ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS in BRIBES from Turkish Officials and VIOLATED fundraising laws. You are the first sitting New York mayor charged with crimes in modern history. How do you instill the CONFIDENCE which New York Governor Kathy Hochul REQUIRES of YOU, lest she USE her POWER to REMOVE YOU from your job, live and in public, if you will? Step into the shoes of International Longshoreman's Association President Harold J. Daggett. With your strike upon us, social media is A’FIRE with claims that you drive a Bentley, your workers make more than doctors, and you’re causing chaos for Trump. How do you prevent this propaganda from pushing the public to side with AI during your strike, live and in public,, if you will?Step into the shoes of Diddy. Are you dunzo, live and in public, if you will?Whose Vice Presidential Debate Shoes do you want to step into, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
ITSF EPISODE #350Vince McMahon Netflix Doc a Good Thing? And Photo Infamy, , LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already. And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Any Celebrity or Public Figure Photographed at a Diddy Party. Now that your host has been arrested, and baby oil seized, with allegations of horrors resulting in no bail for your boy, walk us through the ‘SPLAININ’ you’re GONNA DO, to protect your brand and bank account about your role or lack thereof, at illegal freak-offs, live and in public, if you will. Step into the shoes of Cheryl Hines. Your brand has been damaged by your husband’s growing gaggle of gaffes. Now that he’s been accused of an inappropriate relationship with a reporter, is this time to jump ship or stay the course, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Netflix. Is your upcoming Vince McMahon exposé good marketing for your upcoming debut of WWE Monday Night Raw, live and in public, if you will? REGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
ITSF EPISODE #349Eric Adams, Diddy, Elon Musk, and Dave Grohl, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already. And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of New York Mayor Eric Adams. After the feds probed your inner circle and seized their cell phones, your police commissioner stepped down and your chief counsel, a former federal prosecutor, followed suit. You replied, “These are hard jobs and we don’t expect anyone to stay in them forever.” Now that Diddy was ARRESTED and DENIED BAIL in an unrelated matter in NYC, folks are claiming YOU’RE NEXT. How do you maintain your MOJO as the self proclaimed, “Hip Hop Mayor”, live and in public, if you will? Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. What would you do, with a smirk and a grin, for the cat-loving ladies who have no kids in kin? Would you sing to Miss Swift with your Twitter in tow, or make robot cats that dance to her show? And how would you act when the Secret Service comes ‘round, for that "joke" about Kamala and Walz—quite unsound? Would you tweet out a meme, or just fly to the stars, or hide in your Tesla that drives without cars?Step into the shoes of Dave Grohl. How do you manage your decade long image as the “nice guy of rock” who prioritizes his family, after knocking up your mistress and separate reports of financing an “alt porn goddess”, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
ITSF EPISODE #348Lil Wayne vs Kendrick Lamar and the NFL, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already. And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Kendrick Lamar. When the Superbowl was in LA, the NFL featured Snoop and Dre. You’ve been selected for this year’s Superbowl in New Orleans…INSTEAD OF local hometown superstars Lil Wayne…Birdman…Master P….Juvenile…and Mannie Fresh. ON TOP OF THAT, Drake is affiliated with Lil Wayne! How do you handle the hurt, frustration, confusion, and RAGE, live and in public, if you will? Step into the shoes of Jack Black. For TWENTY YEARS, you enjoyed a successful career as a loveable, insufferable goof. Now, the worm has turned and you’ve worn out your welcome. Walk us through your PR moves to regain your mojo, live and in public, if you will!Step into the shoes of Conor McGregor. How can you successfully mount a presidential campaign in wake of your political experience, deep pockets, and deeper controversies, live and in public, if you will?Whose shoes do you want to step into in wake of tonight’s Presidential Debate?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
ITSF EPISODE #347Sheryl Swoopes vs Caitlin Clark, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already. And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Anyone in the Woody Allen Business. With Mia Farrow claiming she doesn’t blame anyone who works with Woody, is this your chance to get people to WORK with Woody, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Sheryl Swoopes. Your hatred of Caitlin Clark is SO BAD, you were REMOVED from your broadcasting duties last weekend. Do you need to make AMENDS or EMBRACE your HATE FOR Caitlin Clark, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Ben Affleck. Walk us through your PR plan for PRIVATELY navigating bachelorhood an ugly, non-prenup PUBLIC divorce with a scorned, attention HUNGRY ex, live and in public, if you will.REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USPatreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
ITSF EPISODE #346 LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
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Musk and a Minnesota State of Mind, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast. Collectively the Puncholes.Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit. Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. Since your X interview with Donald Trump made him look worse, what steps do you need to take to prevent future interview guests from rejecting your requests, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Jesse “The Body” Ventura. Governor Walz’s ascension as the Democratic VP pick put you back into the spotlight...which you used to put Hulk Hogan on BLAST for being a union buster. How should you maintain your momentum with the country in a Minnesota State of Mind?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM THANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already. And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING US
Ex Marks the Spot: PR Survival Guide for Avoiding Kamala Drama, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!In wake of Joe’s Resignation and the Harris Ascension, whose shoes would you like to step into, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of a Potential Democratic VP Candidate. What steps do you need to take to get a spot on the ticket, live and in public, if you will!Step into the shoes of Kamala’s Exes. With your former boo as the presumed Presidential Nominee, walk us through your PR plan for handling media requests about your past romance, live and in public, if you will!REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USAnd join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING US
Oxbow, Ryan Garcia, and Lessons from Europe,, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Eugene S. Robinson. You announced via Substack that you are leaving Oxbow. Walk us through where you plan to take your talents, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Ryan Garcia. Soon as your one year boxing ban and million dollar fine began, you went on a racist rant. A day later, you apologized and tweeted, “I am going to rehab, btw”. Walk us through your PR plans to maintain interest in your boxing career which is fueled by unpredictability POST rehab, live and in public, if you will!Step into the shoes of the Democrats. With fears of the right winning this fall, what lessons can you learn from last week’s European electoral results, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
ITSF EPISODE #339Debate and OJ Memoriam LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Chaos ERUPTED after President Biden’s horrid debate performance with many donors and high profile members REQUESTING he step down to avoid defeat. Walk us through your plans for handling his re-election campaign, live and in public, if you will!Step into the shoes of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. The BET Awards SHOCKED the audience with OJ Simpson’s In Memoriam appearance. In wake of OJ’s killer performances in The Towering Inferno, The Naked Gun, and Roots, walk us through your plans for cutting him out of your awards show, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Rick Ross. After footage leaked of Drake’s crew beating up yours in Canada, Fiddy clowned you. Walk us through your reply, live and in public, if you will!REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
Paige VanZant Powerslap, Pereira Voodoo, and Ryan Garcia Ban, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Paige VanZandt. You told TMZ, ““Fighting, I have to understand now, is just a hobby; it’s my part-time job…OnlyFans is what’s providing everything for me.” So how does Power Slap work within your PR plans, live and in public, if you wil?Step into the shoes of Alex Pereira. Your opponent Jiri pleaded with you to not use magic in your UFC 303 rematch with him this weekend. If psychology worked for Ali, McGregor, and the Diaz bros, should you lean into Shamanistic Panic to make your opponents MANIC, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Ryan Garcia. How do you plan to spend your one year boxing ban with a million dollar fine burning through your bank account, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMTHANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
Justin Timberlake DWI, Mike Perry Replaces Tyson vs Jake Paul, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Justin Timberlake. Your DWI arrest can’t stop the feeling of trolls dance, dance, dancing on what they’re calling Karma for your doing Britney dirty. Walk us through how you plan to spin this to your favor, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of a CEO. Donald Trump claims you should be FIRED if you don’t support him. Walk us through your plans for appeasing your shareholders…on both sides, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Jake Paul. Walk us through why you picked Mike Perry to replace Mike Tyson and how you plan to gin up the fight, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
Will Smith Ride or Die Redemption and Tyson Fury Fall Down, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Will Smith. With Bad Boys 4 riding to the #1 movie slot, walk us through your post-slap comeback PR plans, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Chris Rock. Will Smith stans are using Bad Boys 4 box office as proof that people are riding with him instead of you. Walk us through your PR plans for his resurgence, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Tyson Fury. After losing to Oleksander Usyk, you got booted out of a bar and face planted in the sidewalk. Walk us through your plans for handling the humor at your expense, live and in public, if you will.REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSmash that like button and subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
How Does Mike Tyson's Medical Emergency Affect the Jake Paul Fight, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of anyone promoting the Jake Paul - Mike Tyson Fight. After Mike Tyson suffered a medical emergency on a flight from Miami last weekend, your fight is in jeopardy. How do you proceed with a FIFTY EIGHT YEAR OLD who might not make it to your July 20th payday, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of John Nash. Since you’ve been gone, what have you been hankering to discuss, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSubscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
Cam’ron on CNN and Cassie’s Crew Criticized, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Cam’ron. Instead of giving a soundbite about Diddy on CNN, you poured and slurped a shot of Pink Horse Power, your sexy supplement syrup and said, “Sorry, I’m going to get some cheeks after this Horse Power drink”, told the host to watch YOUR YouTube show for the answer, and ended the interview by asking, “Who the talent agent for this joint? You think I be sitting around watching what Diddy do and all this? I didn’t know this was a Diddy joint that y’all was inviting me to!” How do you extend the virality of your epic interview, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of any known Cassie Caper. When Cassie was being abused, you kept your mouth shut. But NOW you’re talking after EIGHT YEAR OLD hotel footage surfaced of Diddy BRUTALIZING your girl. How do you avoid being seen as an ACCOMPLICE to your alleged friend being ABUSED, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: GRIFTER’S DELIGHTREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSubscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
What Would Steve Albini Do About the NYC-Dublin Portal, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me is guest Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Eugene, your Substack “Steve Albini Is Dead. Long Live Steve Albini” referenced how the post-punk visionary had an “angle of attack in 1995 was beyond refreshing….Revealing, mostly, that you could say whatever you wanted and not pay for it in any way, shape or form. Not in any serious way. It was the purest form of free expression and if your feelings were hurt, well that was your problem if that’s how you responded to this version of the truth.” Walk us through how you’d manage his legacy in these more sensitive times, live and in public if you will? Step into the shoes of Janel Grant. Court filings from Vince McMahon’s legal team referencing your alleged text messages requesting the heinous acts at the heart of your harassment lawsuit are circulating in the press. How do you stay the course, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of the Dublin Portal Operators. You opened a 24/7 Livestreaming art portal connecting New York City to Dublin WHICH UNLEASHED HELL and you shut down WITHIN A WEEK after UNRULY DRUNKARDS threatened your long term Irish tourism plans. What will it take for you to reopen, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSubscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
ITSF EPISODE #331Caught in the Crossfire of Drake. Kendrick Lamar, and Jake Shields, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of anyone in the Drake or Kendrick Lamar Ecosystems. With paranoia running wild about leaks, snitches, and potential targets, figuratively and literally caught in the crossfire of rich rap dudes feuding, how does your broke ass avoid (un)friendly fire while protecting your gravy train, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSubscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
Ronda Rousey Ruined Reputation, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of anyone in the Ronda Rousey Business. Instead of doing a victory lap on a historic career, Ronda’s been ruffling feathers during her book tour. How do you manage her messaging mishaps, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of James Carville. Was your rant to shame disillusioned twenty-year olds who might not vote…into voting OR to shame the mainstream media for focusing on the wrong issues, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Jerry Seinfeld. Your lamentations about comedy inspired a new generation to interpret your 20th Century career through a modern lens. Is this an attempt to rebrand and if not, should it be, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING USSubscribe, subscribe, subscribe if you haven’t already.And join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit
ITSF EPISODE #329 Jokic Bros Punch Lakers Fan and Ryan Garcia Fakes Crazy to Win 12 Million, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed! I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes. For our new Patreon perks and store, join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Nikola Jokic. As your team came back from TWENTY POINTS to beat the Lakers in Game 2 of the NBA playoffs, your brothers threw punches at a Lakers fan in the stands. How do you manage this brotherly workplace VIOLENCE, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of the Jungle. Ryan Garcia says he fooled Vegas by manipulating social media with his crazy pre-fight antics which not only resulted in a victory against Devin Haney but winning $12 million by betting on himself to win. What steps will you take to prevent trolling from affecting your business, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of anyone in the Dunkin Business. After a car crashed into a Dunkin this morning, a fifteen year old told an interviewer, “America doesn’t just run on Dunkin, cars do too.” Should you include the kid into any marketing campaigns, live and in public, if you will?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF THANKS FOR JOINING US. For our new Patreon perks and store, join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
ITSF EPISODE #328Drake Caught Thirsting Crowder's Wife at Concert, LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL on this week's episode of IF THE SHOES FIT, a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken...the chagrined...the kerfuffed!I’m your host Alexei Auld, author of 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators, and joining me are guests John Nash from Hey Not The Face Podcast and Eugene S Robinson, author of the memoir, “A Walk Across Dirty Water and Straight Into Murderer's Row”. Collectively the Puncholes.For our new Patreon perks and store, join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit. Now let’s get to stepping!Step into the shoes of Drake. On stage, you spotted a lady in a suite who caught your eye, “The green right there - she fine as hell.” Turns out she’s the wife of retired football player and Pivot Podcast host Channing Crowder...who streamed as it happened, “"Man hell with him. I ain't worrying about Drake! I'll see Drake in the parking lot.” He smiled as the video ended, so what you gonna do about that, Champagne Papi, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Rielle Hunter. With hush money on the lips of mainstream media, what is your PR plan for the inevitable spotlight on you, given your former entanglements with Democratic VP Candidate John Edwards, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Senator Bob Menendez. According to a January motion unsealed today, you plan to BLAME YOUR WIFE for withholding information which led you to believe you were doing nothing illegal by accepting cash and gold bars in exchange for political favors. Walk is through your marital communications with your wife in wake of this news, live and in public, if you will!REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFTHANKS FOR JOINING US.For our new Patreon perks and store, join our Patreon. patreon.com/iftheshoesfit.
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Step into the shoes of EA Sports., You revealed Israel Adesanya as the featured cover fighter for your upcoming EA Sports UFC 5 video game. Days later, Izzy LOST UFC Middleweight Championship in an upset at UFC 293 to Sean Strickland. To make matters worse, EVERY FIGHTER featured as your cover athlete for your UFC game has strangely suffered: drug test failure, knocked out or choked out. How do you thwart this viral variant of the Madden Curse…which I deem the McMadden Curse, since Conor McGregor suffered TWO TIMES, live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of TKO. Should you keep your synergies between the UFC and WWE limited to live event production and sponsorship while maintaining separation between scripted entertainment and combat sports cage fighting or are you going to venture into Antonio Inoki-land with certain performers engaging in both properties….and if so, how?
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Step into the shoes of anyone in the Ronda Rousey business. According to the Daily Mail, Ronda’s “now focusing on potentially making a run to have one last fight in the UFC and compete at UFC 300 when that presents itself sometime next year”. If she’s hellbent on returning, walk us through what's changed since she's left and her PR options for maximizing her return to the island of relevancy, live and in public, if you will.
Step into the shoes of any 2024 Republican Presidential Candidate not Named Donald Trump. The GOP primary? What are all you losers running for?
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Step into the shoes of anyone in the Sean O’Malley Business. O’Malley became the UFC Bantamweight Champion after a first round knockout and already started talking boxing. Walk us through what we can learn from the Conor McGregor book of mainstreaming as it pertains to your marketing of Sean O’Malley, live and in public, if you will!
Step into the shoes of a Public Figure Fumbling their Maui Messaging. You wanted to help by leveraging your celebrity to help. Instead, you’re damaging your brand. What can you do to salvage your reputation and save lives?
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Step into the shoes of Sandra Bullock: Michael Oher was VICTIMIZED by a couple who LIED to him about adoption papers he signed and “The Blind Side” movie (from which he received no $) made him look so dumb, NFL scouts didn't want to sign him. Since you received an Academy Award for portraying his abuser in a loving light, walk us through your PR moves for staying out of the spotlight or taking advantage of it.
Step into the shoes of Keke Palmer’s Baby Daddy. You chastised Keke for not wearing “mom appropriate” clothing onstage with Usher, got put on blast for shaming your meal ticket, and now Keke is starring in an Usher video CLOWNING you. Is this part of the plan and if not, what you gonna do about it?
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Step into the shoes of a Montgomery Riverfront Brawl Participant. You were recorded participating in a violent, viral brawl last weekend which inspired memes, multiple angle replays, and Jason Aldean lyrical interpolation. Walk us through your PR options in wake of this wildness, live and in public, if you will.
Step into the shoes of Nate Diaz. After receiving an eight figure payday, walk us through your next options.
Step into the shoes of Mark Zuckerberg. With Elon Musk blaming a bad neck for his inability to fight now while you're in your prime, walk us through your fight options (1) Wait for Elon (2) Pick a Fight with another Tech Bro (3) Jake Paul.
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Step into the shoes of a Controversial Artist. Sinead O’Connor was ridiculed or ignored…until she DIED and all the mainstream media and music industry celebrated and elevated her as an icon. Walk us through how you can get your flowers while you are still ALIVE to smell them, instead of receiving them atop your grave, live and in public, if you will.
Step into the shoes of Lizzo. Your brand is all about feeling good about yourself. So walk us through how you plan to publicly handle the lawsuit raised by your former dancers accusing you of sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment.
Whose shoes do you want to step into regarding the January 6th charges against Donald Trump?
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Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. The last time you tried renaming a company “X”, was your time at Paypal. Nobody liked it because it reminded them of porn. So you were canned. Now you’re doing the same thing at Twitter. Walk us through how things will be different this time, live and in public, if you will. Step into the shoes of a Celebrity Looking to Help the Less Fortunate. Dwyane “The Rock” Johnson was celebrated for contributing to the #actorsstrike, Megan Fox was blasted for advocating for a friend’s medical bills. In these tough times, walk us through how those with so much can publicly help those with so little. REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
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Step into the shoes of the Screen Actors Guild and the Writers Guild. With IP Properties and fictional characters replacing actors as the stars of major motion pictures and AI replacing writers, walk us through how you plan to prevent your members from being intentionally bankrupted through artificially protracted negotiations, live and in public, if you will!
Step into the shoes of the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers. The UFC and WWE transitioned their businesses from star based properties to brand based properties….with their CEOs replacing the talent as the stars driving the brand. As a result, fans support the brands, not the talent. In wake of the strike, and your corporate survival at stake, walk us through whether you plan to follow the Vince McMahon CEO Starmaking Manual and the Dana White Public Humiliation Playbook of Payment PR.
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Step into the shoes of Twitter. If Meta’s Threads is an advertiser friendly, less angry “public square”, how do you prevent it from making Twitter a zombie mall, live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of anyone in the Francis Ngannou Business. WIth a boxing match between Francis Ngnannou and Tyson Fury occurring in Saudi Arabia, on October 28, walk us through your plans for preserving your business in Francis given the SUCCESS and FAILURE of MMA dudes boxing.
Step into the shoes of a Celebrity Dating A Prude. In wake of Jonah Hill forbidding surfer Sarah Brady from working with men and wearing bathing suits…to KeKe Palmer’s baby daddy chastising her for not wearing “mom appropriate” clothing onstage with Usher, walk us through your PR plan for handling a dude who is a prude.
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Step into the shoes of Harvard. Walk us through your plan for handling the attack on legacy admissions, live and in public, if you will!
Step into the shoes of Endeavor. Logan Paul is under contract with the WWE….which you own.. He wants to fight on a Zuckerberg v Musk undercard in the UFC…which you ALSO own. Since you plan on merging the WWE and UFC, walk us through whether you want to start blending the brands with Logan Paul?
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Step into the shoes of Paul McCarney. You just finished up what you call “the final Beatles record” using AI. When George Harrison was alive, he hated the song, so you respected his wishes. Now that he’s dead, you whipped out the AI machine and DID IT ANYWAY. Walk us through whether this is a cash grab or a technological test…which will turn into a cash grab, live and in public, if you will!
Step into the shoes of Endeavor. Last Friday, Conor McGregor sent Burnie, the Miami Heat mascot, to the ER after delivering a hammerfist to the head in a choreographed skit that went wrong. Since you own, and will merge, the UFC and the WWE, was Conor’s hammerfist and the hospital visit a work or a shoot…And if not, should it be?.
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Step into the shoes of Mark Zuckerberg. Why are you marshaling Meta resources over reports that you were choked unconscious in a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu match last month instead of allocating assets against Apple’s annual Worldwide Developers Conference (AKA WWDC23) live and in public if you will?
Step into the shoes of CNN Boss Chris Licht. You were hired to rebuild trust in CNN. Over a year later, you made executive decisions in programming and personnel which UNDERMINED trust in your CNN leadership. Walk us through your PR plan for regaining trust in your leadership, live and in public, if you will.
Step into the shoes of Natalie Portman’s Husband. You cheated on your girlfriend to get with Natalie Portman. Now you’ve been caught cheating on her, too. Walk us through your PR plan for regaining trust.
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Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNelStep into the shoes of Taylor Swift. Walk us through the PR pros and cons of dating an attention starved troll on your bland brand, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of anyone with 2024 Presidential Aspirations. Walk us through how Ron DeSantis’s Twitter turmoil impacts your social media strategy.REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Step into the shoes of Bloomberg. A fake Bloomberg account with a Verified Blue Check on Twitter posted an AI-generated picture of an explosion at the Pentagon. It was fake, but the stock market still dipped. Walk us through your plans to protect your brand from future fakery which may dip YOUR company, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Senator Tim Scott. Walk us through your PR options for gaining support for your celibate past from religious, ethnonationalistic, incel, and/or aesexual demos in your Presidential campaign.REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFBecome a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNel
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNelStep into the shoes of anyone who has to officiate a Mark Zuckerberg Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Match. Zuck’s first time participating in a BJJ tournament resulted in a viral moment for the ref. Walk us through your PR prep for your fifteen minutes of fame, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Francis Ngannou. Walk us through your PFL deal and PR plans to fight against the OOF-SEE narrative while promoting your own pugilistic path.Step into the shoes of anyone ever involved in the Rudy Giuliani business. Walk us through how you plan to handle questions from the laundry list of accusations leveled against your boy including, but not limited to, sexual harassment, sexist/racist/anti-Semitic remarks, not paying his bills, selling Trump pardons for $2 million, or anything surfacing from the over TWENTY THREE THOUSAND EMAILS his accuser has retained which might implicate…YOU? REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNelStep into the shoes of Elizabeth Holmes. Your New York Times assisted image rebranding with a new name and new voice fell flat. Walk us through your follow up plans, live and in public, if you will. (DON'T FORGET TO ADDRESS HOW THIS AFFECTS SBF AND CARLOS WATSON’S PR MAKEOVER PLANS)Step into the shoes of Texas Governor Greg Abbott. Walk us through your gun control PR plan im wake of last weekend’s Texas mall murders.REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNelStep into the shoes of Google, Microsoft, and OpenAI. After ten years, the Godfather of AI, Geoffrey Hinton, quit Google over fears of “bad actors” doing “bad things” with AI. Now you have a meeting with the Biden Administration to discuss the need for ethics and trustworthy innovation. Walk us through your plans for handling AI before the feds handle it for you, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Vice. According to the New York Times, you’re on the verge of bankruptcy. Walk us through your plan for preventing mass tapouts.REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Step into the shoes of LeBron James. Michael Jordan legally POSTERIZED companies that usurped his NAME for financial GAIN without his consent. After you RENOUNCED Twitter Blue, what did it do? Manipulated its messaging to make YOU look like a hypocrite. If Michael Jordan protected his brand from False Endorsements, walk us THROUGH whether YOU will follow his litigious legacy, live and in public, if you will.Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of CNN and FOX. Walk us through whether your respective releases of Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson should be used to usher in new eras or to maintain the course. REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
A collection of PR kerfuffles commencing from Elon Musk's Twitter Acquisition and Management Twitter Acquisition News 00:00 - 14:38 Users Leaving Twitter AKA TWEXODUS 14:39 - 28:50Advertisers Leaving Twitter 28:51 - 39:00Musk Management Manipulation 39:01 - 45:00Musk Getting Booed at Dave Chappelle Concert and Mysterious Tweet Deletion 45:01 - 1:09:46Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20
Step into the shoes of Fox News. Walk us through how you plan to internally message your SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN MILLION DOLLAR Dominion defamation settlement…and if it will change the way you do business, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Vincent K McMahon. As a kiss stealin”, wheelin” dealin”, limousine ridin”, Lear jet flyin” son of a gun, are you concerned about Ari Emmanuel being the alpha in wake of Kid Nate’s article?Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. Walk us through your plans for managing the potential interest and backlash by swagger jacking and trolling ChatGPT and Truth Social by your TruthGPT AI announcement.REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Step into the shoes of ANYONE contacted to participate in Fyre Festival 2. The fraudulent luxury Fyre Festival was such a debacle, it inspired lawsuits, documentaries, and jail time. With reports that another festival is in the works, walk us through the kind of profile you need to have to play with FYRE, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Chief Justice Roberts. With Congress calling for you to do something about Justice Clarence Thomas’ unreported trips on a billionaire’s dime, do you need to stand by your man to keep the good times rolling….or make him an example for your legacy?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFBecome a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20
Step into the shoes of Endeavor. Walk us through your reasons for spending NINE BILLION DOLLARS to acquire the WWE and create a new TWENTY ONE BILLION DOLLAR global pure-play live sports and entertainment company, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Vincent K McMahon. You stepped away from the WWE (but kept your majority shares) in wake of misconduct scandals…only to COME BACK to prep the company for rights deals and a sale. Now, it’s MISSION ACCOMPLISHED with Endeavor acquiring the WWE and you will remain chairman. You’re rich. You’re seventy-seven. AND YOU GREW A MUSTACHE. So what are you really looking to do in the next few years?REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFBecome a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNel
Step into the shoes of anyone in the Jonathan Majors Business. In wake of Marvel Cinematic Universe and Creed III actor Jonathan Majors’ court appearance for strangulation, assault, and harassment being a month away, is it better for YOUR BRAND, to make a statement or ignore his charges, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of any Potential Witness in Fugees Pras’ Criminal Trial. You’ve been NAMED in news reports as a potential witness called to testify in the criminal trial for Pras allegedly conspiring to violate election law and influence American policymakers on behalf of China. What PR moves do you need to make before rumor becomes reality?REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFBecome a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNel
Step into the shoes of anyone in the Jonathan Majors Business. In wake of Marvel Cinematic Universe and Creed III actor Jonathan Majors’ court appearance for strangulation, assault, and harassment being a month away, is it better for YOUR BRAND, to make a statement or ignore his charges, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of any Potential Witness in Fugees Pras’ Criminal Trial. You’ve been NAMED in news reports as a potential witness called to testify in the criminal trial for Pras allegedly conspiring to violate election law and influence American policymakers on behalf of China. What PR moves do you need to make before rumor becomes reality?REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFBecome a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNel
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/42ouNelStep into the shoes of ANYONE in National Politics. Walk us through your PR plan for handling Trump’s arrest as a cynical opportunist, true believer, or a little bit of both, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of anyone in the Superhero Movie Business. How do you prevent the failure of recent DC and Marvel Cinematic Universe offerings (Shazam and Ant-Man) from negatively impacting your future?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of any politician who enabled Silicon Valley Bank. You are under fire for voting to weaken bank regulations which led to Silicon Valley Bank’s collapse. Walk us through your PR plan for addressing that mistake…without offending your banking donors, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Angela Bassett. You’ve been LAMBASTED for your honest reaction, live and in public, if you will, to not winning an Oscar. Walk us through your PR steps for managing the media overreaction.REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN REGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. Walk us through your PR considerations for TAPPING OUT and PAYING your former disabled Twitter employee after your sloppy takedown attempt BACKFIRED, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of anyone making money off Power Slap. Walk us through your PR plan for managing current and future partner concerns after the New York Times released a hit piece on your bidness.Step into the shoes of Tucker Carlson. Walk us through your PR plan for managing Trump loyalists who might not take kindly to the revelations of your private disgust for their President. REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURNREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of Scott Adams. After calling Blacks a hate group who White people should avoid, multiple newspapers canceled your Dilbert cartoon. Walk us through your PR plan, especially after Elon Musk has your back, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of anyone in Fox as a staff, tv network, and as a motherflarkin' crew exposed in the Dominion lawsuit. Walk us through your PR options for handling the dissonance between your on and off air perspectives.Step into the shoes of anyone in the OZY Business. What’s your PR plan in wake of CEO Carlos Watson’s arrest? REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFTHANKS FOR JOINING US.
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of Alec Baldwin. What’s your PR plan for your manslaughter charge, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Donald Trump. How are you going to handle Ron DeSantis’ plan to leverage your COVID vaccine against you?Whose shoes do you want to step into regarding the Tyre Nichols murder? REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Step into the shoes of anyone in the Oscars Business. The nominees for this year's Oscars were met with a yawn. How do you SLAP, once again, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Anyone in the Fight Business. In wake of Tyson Fury calling for a freakshow fight with Francis Ngannou, walk us through the pros and cons of the UFC becoming a developmental league to feed boxers looking for high paying, glorified sparring sessions. Step into the shoes of any 2024 Presidential Contender. Walk us through how the former Vice President’s Docudrama affects your campaign plans. REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFBecome a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of George Santos. With each week bringing us another…fabrication that you’ve spun about yourself…your mamma…your work experience…your fundraising…your ancestors…walk us through whether it EVER makes sense to start telling the truth. Or is there a FUTURE to your FRONTIN’, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of anyone in the Justin Roiland business. What’s your PR plan for Justin’s felony domestic violence charges?Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Walk us through your PR plans for managing President Biden’s Docudrama. REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURNREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of Warner Brother Discovery. Walk us through your PR plan for promoting the Power Slap League after you decided to delay it instead of canceling it, live, and in public, if you will!Step into the shoes of Endeavor. After cutting the legs from Dana White’s domestic abuse issue by simply IGNORING it, will you do the same for former UFC Champion Jose Aldo harboring former Brazilian President Bolsonaro?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20You’re Endeavor. After TMZ dropped footage of your UFC President slapping his wife, your shares dropped. What is your plan for handling him and your stock, live and in public, if you will.You’re Andrew Tate. Walk us through whether staying true to your Alpha Male gimmick is a sound strategy after your Romanian arrest.You’re Kevin McCarthy. What is your plan for rebounding from your Speaker vote failure? REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURNREGULAR FEATURE: LOST BATTALION
Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of OZY Media. Walk us through your plans for retaining NEW legal representation while being sued by your OLD legal representation, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of Kevin McCarthy. Walk us through your plan for getting enough votes to become Speaker of the House.Step into the shoes of Javanka. How will you handle rumors of your impending divorce? REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURNREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
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Step into the shoes of Dave Chappelle. Do you owe Elon Musk an APOLOGY for inviting him onstage and EXPOSING him to a HOSTILE CROWD, live and in public, if you will?Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. After the BOO-BIRDS came out for YOU at a Dave Chappelle show, your interpretation was CLOWNED on your own platform, IGNORED by the media, and allegedly led to Tesla stock SINKING with your approval rating. Should you walk back the KANYE-FICATION of your brand or is attracting ANY attention at ANY COST the plan all along, live and in public, if you will?Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20Step into the shoes of SBF. Now that you’ve been ARRESTED and Elizabeth Holmes has demonstrated that even pretty people go to prison, walk us through your PR plans for being a CRYPTO scapegoat.REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAF
Step into the shoes of TJ Holmes. As an anchor, chemistry with your co-host can make or break your career. After news of your affair with your co-host and two other co-workers allegedly AT THE SAME TIME broke, ABC pulled you off the air until they “figure this out”. Walk us through your plans for handling the controversy, live and in public, if you will.Step into the shoes of President Biden. Why are you REALLY pushing for South Carolina as the first primary state?REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOMREGULAR FEATURE: MISTYAFBecome a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfitBuy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration (affiliate link): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ERTY9DI?tag=alexeiauldcom-20
Step into the shoes of Apple. Walk us through your PR plan for Elon Musk, the richest man on the planet, UNLEASHING his MINIONS on you for DARING to curb Free Speech, live and in public, if you will.
Step into the shoes of Ye. How are you gonna run FOR president when you’re running FROM a right wing podcaster?
Step into the shoes of the Liver King. Walk us through your plan for addressing ALLEGATIONS that your NATURAL, ANCESTRAL PHYSIQUE is a product of MODERN, PHARMA SCIENCE…in the sum of TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS in HGH a month?
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Step into the shoes of Pete Davidson. How do you explain STRANDING poor Emily RAT-TA-TAT-KOWSKI CURBSIDE while you drove off to escape the paparazzi, live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. Walk us through how your Twitter Era is going and WHATCHA GONNA DO with advertisers, the Twitterati, and feds going WILD ON YOU?!?
Step into the shoes of Donald Trump. What are YOU GONNA do, now that your Supreme Court is allowing the House to get your taxes?
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Step into the shoes of anyone that’s affiliated with FTX as a staff, record label, and as a polyamourous crew! All the goodwill you garnered…commercials with celebrities…Democratic party pimpin’....went up in FLAMES as allegations that your boys MISHANDLED customer funds and MISREPRESENTED their company. So walk US through your PR plans in anticipation of the Feds HITTING YOU UP, live and in public, if you will.
Step into the shoes of anyone that’s affiliated with Twitter as an employee, regulator, or advertiser. In wake of customer confusion from parody accounts..firings...and questionable business practices, walk us through how you plan on navigating the Elon Musk Twitter Era WITHOUT damaging your own brand.
Step into the shoes of a Big Pocket Republican Donor. Walk us through your 2024 Presidential plans in wake of last week’s midterms.
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Step into the shoes of the Church of Scientology. Walk us through how you will manage the court of public opinion putting you on trial despite the judge in the Danny Masterson case claiming your church is NOT on trial, live and in public if you will!
Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. Walk us through your content moderation methods after your backpedaling on promises of free speech on Twitter are making you suss.
Step into the shoes of a Caruso Celebrity. Walk us through your PR plan for TRIGGERING your fans by supporting a fake Democratic Los Angeles Mayoral candidate.
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Step into the shoes of a user of Elon Musk’s Twitter. Walk us through your navigation of the TWEXODUS now that a new PHARAOH is in town and the PLAGUES OF TWITTER evoke a GNASHING OF TWEETS, live and in public, if you will!
Step into the shoes of Nancy Pelosi. If the attack on your husband was a kinder, gentler Manson event, walk us through how you plan to handle the aftermath…a WEEK before the MIDTERMS.
Whose Brazilian shoes do you want to step into in wake of Lula’s return?
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Episode 257: Eugene Returns to Talk Try Guys, Ye, and PR Rehab | IF THE SHOES FIT by If The Shoes Fit
Step into the shoes of suspended Boston Celtics Coach Ime Udoka. You’ve been SUSPENDED for a year and possibly BLACKLISTED for allegedly SMASHING wives of married Celtics management. How do you rebound from this, live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of Ring LLC. Your product ALLEGEDLY SNITCHED on Ime Udoka for cheating on his wife Nia Long. Walk us through your PR options for AMPLIFYING, IGNORING, or MINIMIZING this unknown consequence for spouses, cheaters, and those who love them.
Step into the shoes of Ariel Fulmer. You were building a marriage and parenting brand with your husband Ned, from the Try Guys including a Date Night Cookbook and a podcast focusing on raising your children. Then he CHEATED on you with his employee and got KICKED OUT of his 7 MILLION subscriber channel group with nearly 2 BILLION views. Walk us through whether you should continue monetizing your relationship.
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Step into the shoes of Gisele Bundchen. You’re FAILING at REVIVING your career after trying to KILL Tom Brady’s. How do you avoid Amber Heard-ing your brand, live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of the DNC. With our President HINTING at TAPPING OUT of a 2024 re-election run, walk us through your options to replace him.
Step into the shoes of Adam Levine. How do you get off FRONT STREET after being busted for offering to name your pregnant wife’s unborn CHILD after a SIDE CHICK?
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Step into the shoes of Nate Diaz. The OOF-SEE’s plan to RUIN your health and market-value BACKFIRED last week with a new main event opponent and YOUR ICONIC VICTORY. Walk us through your options to MAXIMIZE your BRAND and BANK ACCOUNT: (1) A Jake Paul fight (2) A FLOYD MAWYWEATHER EXHIBITION (3) Following the footsteps of Cain Velasquez and TYSON FURY by taking that WWE money..live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of anyone in the British Royal Family Business. In this era of social media enabling COMMONERS to DUNK on your COLONIAL PAST, should you take any PR steps PRESENTLY to alter your FUTURE monetization of the monarchy?
PLUS EUGENE'S GOLF TIPS!
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Step into the shoes of anyone in Gavin McInnes' staff, family, or motherflarkkin’ crew! Nobody has NEITHER SEEN NOR HEARD your boy since his live show was interrupted. Some folks think he’s been DEPORTED, IN CUSTODY, OR PRANKIN’. How should you handle those ENQURING MINDS who wanna know, live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of Sydney Sweeney. Your brother created a PR KERFUFFLE by posting photos of your family wearing MAGA gear at your mama’s 60th birthday party. Despite your POLITICAL NEUTRALITY, you’re getting CAUGHT UP in your MAMA’S DRAMA. How do you preserve your brand and FUTURE MAINSTREAM HOLLYWOOD prospects, instead of GINA CARANO-ING your CAREER?
Step into the shoes of anyone affiliated with the Dr. Oz Campaign. Your boy is FAILING AND FLAILING in his Senate campaign. Walk us through your options as his SUMMER OF CRINGE comes to a close.
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Step into the shoes of Warner Brothers Discovery. What’s your PR plan for salvaging your brand after a BUNGLING cost cutting FLURRY cost you FIVE POINT FIVE BILLION DOLLAR of your market cap AND goodwill amongst fans, live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of Mayor Pete. How can you avoid the BLAME and STAIN of airline cancellations from canceling your presidential plans?
Step into the shoes of Ben Affleck and J Lo. How do you prevent your marriage from being DOOMED?
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Step into the shoes of Lolo Jones. After leaving the island of relevance, you’ve found yourself BACK BABY…crying about your inability to find a man AND how the last one led you on for EIGHT MONTHS until you realized he was talking marriage…TO SOMEONE ELSE! How do you preserve your FAME and PROSPECTS, live and in public, if you will?
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How should you navigate feuding friends fresh from a toxic entanglement, live and in public, if you will? Plus, how do you handle forced retirement when you have no hobbies?
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Step into the shoes of Joe Rogan. How should you spin your “shoot the homeless” solution before you get blamed for someone….shooting the homeless, live and in public, if you will?
Step into the shoes of Merrick Garland. Why are you giving Trump a pass despite the January 6th hearings?
Step into the shoes of Nate Diaz. Can you TAP OUT of the OOF-SEE or do you have to accept a fight intended to damage your brand?
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This week we step into the shoes of the Democratic Party and why it believes the best way to handle the FEARS, FRUSTRATION, and FURY of their people...is telling them to VOTE HARDER, live and in public, if you will! Become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/iftheshoesfit
This week we step into the shoes of Ghislane Maxwell, live and in public, if you will. Plus, why is the DNC tapping out of funding its own weak candidates by secretly funding weak Republican candidates?
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This week we step into the shoes of Warner Brothers. In wake of yet ANOTHER Ezra Miller grooming story, can you afford to TAP OUT of your TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR FLASH movie investment, live and in public, if you will? Plus, we step into the shoes of a GOP Texas Member and ponder if they're really trying to TAP OUT of the Union and Biden presidency or is #TEXIT just a bluff?
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This week we step into the shoes of Rudy Giuliani and ask why TAP OUT by TWEETING AND DELETING, “I am disgusted and outraged at the outright lie by Jason Miller and Bill Steppien [sic]. I was upset that they were not prepared for the massive cheating (as well as other lawyers around the President) I REFUSED all alcohol that evening. My favorite drink … Diet Pepsi,” live and in public, BURP, if you will? We also step into the shoes of Crypto Influencer and wonder with the Crypto Winter crashing your currency, how can they TAP OUT without losing clout? Plus, is there any point in the Bidens addressing the memoir of Hunter’s ex-wife, Kathleen Buhle or is no reply, the best reply?
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This week we step into the shoes of a Married Conferencegoer Who Caught Monkeypox. After two years of lockdowns, you FINALLY escaped your home HELLSCAPE and CAUGHT Monkeypox after going BUCK WILD at an industry conference. Should you (1) Extend your stay until you recover, (2) Make up an EXCUSE at home while AVOIDING intimacy, or (3) TAP OUT and tell your spouse, live and in public, if you will? We also step into the shoes of anyone in the Deshaun Watson Business. How do you handle the scrutiny surfacing from the New York Times article claiming over TWO DOZEN women have accused the NFL quarterback of harassing or assaulting them during massage appointments, when he claims he was “Just tryna support black businesses” : TAP OUT or fight? Plus, we step into the shoes of Amber Heard. Johnny Depp not only won his case, but male and female celebs CO-SIGNED his victory post. Is it time to TAP OUT of Hollywood or stand your ground?
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This week we step into the shoes of Uvalde Law Enforcement and ask if very fine people on both sides are attacking your response to the Robb Elementary School shooting, is it time to TAP OUT of the controversy and let the chips fall where they may, live and in public, if you will? What about George RR Martin and Obi Wan Actor Moses Ingram navigating making a living in lucrative fantasy industries in wake of toxic fandom? Plus, is the DNC trying to get Kamala Harris to TAP OUT of 2024 with all these HIT PIECES about her PLUMMETING approval ratings, its love of real cop…NYC SWAGGERMAYOR Eric Adams, and the EXODUS: Movement of Staff People?
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This week we step into the shoes of Eric Adams and ponder if the Great Resignation inspiring him to take his talents to D.C. in 2024 and TAP OUT from being Mayor of New York City, live and in public, if you will! Plus, why is Mike Pence TAPPING OUT from Trump and instead following his own path to a 2024 Presidential bid?
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This week, we step into the shoes of President Biden and ponder how January 6th is affecting his handling and preparation of SCOTUS protests, live and in public, if you will! Plus Fight Weekend Fallout and how the Alabama Department of Corrections plans to handle the fallout from their former employee Vicky White enabling the escape of fugitive Casey White.
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This week we step into the shoes of the Conspirators Behind the Leaked Supreme Court Opinion and walk through the PR pros and cons of leaking Justice Alito’s Opinion OVERTURNING Roe v Wade, live and in public, if you will! We also step into the shoes of the Person Who Actually LEAKED the Supreme Court Opinion and walk through the pros and cons of going public versus being outed...and the PR considerations for either decision. Plus, how should anyone in the Ruth Bader Ginsburg Legacy Business deal with defending RBG’s legacy from being NOTORIOUS…for FAILING to RESIGN before being REPLACED by ACB?
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This week we step into the shoes of Elon Musk and his plan to manage the MELANGE of MELANCHOLY and MIRTH over his TWITTER kingdom, live and in public, if you will! Plus, how should Disney you handle Governor DeSantis with the least amount of collateral damage from his supporters, his detractors, Disney employees, and Disney PROFITS?!?
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This week we step into the shoes of Viola Davis and her managing the disapproval over her lip-pursed, overbiting interpretation of Michelle Obama in Showtime’s THE FIRST LADY, live and in public, if you will! Plus, how does Kareem Abdul Jabbar prevent fallout from a fictionalized scene in HBO’s WINNING TIME which depicts him telling a child actor to “f*** off” from impacting his Skyhook Foundation STEM educational efforts? And how should Showtime and HBO handle the aforementioned controversies?
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This week we step into the shoes of New York Mayor Eric Adams and ponder how he can prevent the subway shooting from derailing his attempt to make New York SAFE again, live and in public, if you will! Plus how does Jada Pinkett Smith protect and promote her brand in wake of allegations that she's engaged in continual ego eroding EMOTIONAL abuse against Will Smith, including but not limited to inspiring her daughter to write Tupac…to come back FROM THE GRAVE to make them happy?
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This week we step into the shoes of Apple and their PR plans for Will Smith's vehicle “Emancipation” after the SLAP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD, live and in public, if you will! Plus, how should Will Smith manage the continued reverb from his SLAPPING Chris Rock?
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This week we step into the shoes of Will Smith and ponder how he can prevent the imprint of his SLAP on Chris Rock’s FACE from STAINING his LEGACY, live and in public, if you will! We also step into the shoes of Chris Rock and pontificate on his best PR move to manage the split opinion on whether he DESERVED to be SLAPPED by Will Smith for BESMIRCHING the BALDNESS of his BABY! Plus, how does the Academy answer requests to take Will Smith’s OSCAR…without answering requests to take Will Smith’s OSCAR?
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This week we step into the shoes of Colby Covington and manage rumors that he is the unnamed victim who called the cops on Jorge Masvidal, live and in public, if you will! Plus, Is President Biden following his polling consultant’s advice to declare victory over COVID and moving on akin to former President George W. Bush’s “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” Afghanistan victory speech or former President Trump’s reality manipulation superpower?
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This week we step into the shoes of Elon Musk and wonder why he is trolling Putin and the man with the Golden Gun, live and in public, if you will! Plus is the DNC rooting for Hershel Walker to win the Georgia Republican Senate Primary?
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This week we step into the shoes of Pete Davidson and ponder what to make of Kanye West reframing his abusive obsession as “Art”, live and in public, if you will! Plus, is Andrew Cuomo finished with politics? AND BONUS: How to navigate the treacherous waters of war coverage on social media without getting played like a sucka!
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This week we step into the shoes of anyone in the Cain Velasquez Business and suggest how to handle questions about Cain Velasquez’ from media members interested in his attempted murder charge, live and in public, if you will! Plus President Biden’s State of the Union Address!
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This week we step into the shoes of Spotify CEO Daniel Ek and ponder If he's committing ONE-HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS for licensing, developing, and marketing of music and audio content from historically marginalized groups, WHY has he NOT called me and Eugene S. Robinson, UNDOUBTEDLY the most historically marginalized members of the MMA, film, and music communities, live and in public, if you will? Plus, Joe Rogan, Whoopi Goldberg, and the NFL walk us through why their situations and solutions differ from the others.
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This week we step into the shoes of Joe Rogan and wonder if he REALLY wants to spend his time researching topics and getting different opinions on his podcast, or is a good, scary disclaimer enough for a man of his time and talents, live and in public, if you will? Plus we walk through President Biden's PR plan for getting a black female Supreme Court justice in wake of filibustering one as a Senator.
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This week we step into the shoes of Francis Ngannou's post UFC 270 PR plan, live and in public, if you will! Plus, should Spotify be concerned that Neil Young’s request to pick him or Joe Rogan will set a vax vs anti vaxx Civil War on its platform?
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