A comedy podcast featuring #FloridaMan stories; interviews with comedians, porn stars, and people in the news; dumb games like "Drunk, Drugs or Crazy," "Where'd He Stick It?," "What's in the Prison Purse?!?," "Name that Toot," and more! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rob-garguilo/support
On the couch: Rob Churchill & TJ Noonan!
We continue the saga that is: Kyle Raymond being a piece of shit! Plus, TJ talks his years as a telemarketer, Churchill does "recon" outside an exes house, Rob cries in traffic, and a caller named Vinny talks about New Years Eve burn session with TJ, five dudes and a ferret!
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On the couch: TJ Noonan!
Kyle Raymond pulls a no call / no show, Rob gets some new presents that he opens on-air, a celebrities brother used Rob's studio to record lines for an Adam Sandler project, and we debate who could survive longer as a hobo!
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On the couch: Devin Papayiannis & Thomas Noonan!
Devin talks about the time he caused a lockdown at a Walmart, Rob's been fat shamed for the final time, Kazakhstan bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko has divorced his sex doll wife, a Florida Man tries to Evil Knievel himself over a draw bridge and dies and there's a fist fight at the drive thru line of the Popeye's Chicken!
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond & TJ Noonan! There's an OnlyFans model who claims she has two vaginas, feminists want to cancel Bill Burr, a friend goes from pepper mule to pepper liaison and Rob's neighbors are fighting and it's making the neighborhood uncomfortable
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On the couch: Larry Venturino and TJ Noonan!
Rob considers quitting comedy after a rough weekend, Larry talks about adopting his two sons as a single dad, there's a 2 million dollar bounty for the capture of Bigfoot, a man's sex act with an animal prompts a new law in Wyoming, and a Florida Man gets busted with "Dank Gummies."
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On the couch: Stacey Steele & TJ Noonan!
Stacey talks about getting pied in the face on film, non-nude nude wrasslin' and stories from the strip clubs; TJ admits to humping a ferret hole and Rob wants his money back from peppers he bought from TJ.
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On the couch: Ryan Maher, Rob Churchill and TJ Noonan!
Ryan talks about opening for Jackie the Jokeman and it going badly and how the pandemic led to him hosting virtual signings for 80's Wrestling Con!
Plus, Rob Churchill's girlfriend is a hottie and TJ shows up looking like the stereotypical Florida Man.
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On the couch: Jamie Morgan and TJ Noonan!
The comedy world suffers a sad loss with the death of comedian Erik Myers, plus Jamie reminisces about growing up in the Florida Keys and getting his ass kicked by his big brother.
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond and TJ Noonan!
Kyle yells at Rob about comedy, TJ needs therapy, people are way too calm during an airline mishap, Columbia professor Carl Hart loves heroin, a woman gets attacked by a bear while on the shitter, and a British woman's gross COVID cure.
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On the couch: Devin Papayiannis & TJ Noonan!
Devin is a dickface, TJ's parents call in and are surprisingly normal and we cover the weird Florida Man stories from the week.
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond & TJ Noonan!
We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
18-year-old Blakelee Sands gets arrested for calling cops after a bar confiscates her fake ID.
28-year-old Alissa Neeley gets naked and shuts the power off to an entire casino in Vegas.
30-year-old Amelia Resller is a substitute teacher who got fired for masturbating in front of her students.
People are selling "pussy scented masks." Would you buy one?
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On the couch: TJ Noonan and Kyle Raymond!
A man deemed the Butt Plug Bandit has been given a suspended prison sentence after stealing a credit card and buying a butt plug and penis pump.
Plus, we play Pervert Price is Right. Can Kyle and TJ guess as close to the asking price, without going over, of the items the Butt Plug Bandit bought on Amazon!
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On the couch: TJ Noonan and Kyle Raymond!
Kyle runs late and when he shows up, he accidentally shows his penis to TJ; Rob negotiates TJ's pay for helping set up movie night; and a weird letter about Christ encourages Rob to recycle.
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond & TJ Noonan!
Kyle shows up late, and when he does show up, he accidentally shows Rob and TJ his penis; a Butt Plug Bandit is on the loose; we play a round of Pervert Price is Right and we cover the Dumb Dicks in the News!
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On the couch: David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
Florida Man Louis Younglove was caught selling drugs out of the Chi-Town Chicago Italian Beef & Hot Dogs and it reminds Rob of the time he unknowingly acted as a drug mule.
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On the couch: David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
We cover the Dumb Dicks in the News, including a driver who was busted for DUII with a "not drunk, avoiding potholes" bumper sticker, a woman falls for a fake Bruno Mars online and gives him $100K and a Czech woman performs oral on a man to stop a robbery of a Serbian gas station.
Plus, David tells us about a carnie heist he's planned and hasn't yet committed!
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On the couch: David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
While talking about Gina Carano's comments that got her fired from Disney's The Mandalorian, TJ tells us a terrible story about the first time he got concussed.
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On the couch: David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
An OnlyFans model named Laura the Anal Queen calls in and plays Guess the Cherry and Nail the Number before offering David an invitation to a threesome with her and her girlfriend.
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On the couch: David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
A telemarketer named Dustin Hoffman calls in and talks to all three of Rob's personalities.
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On the couch: David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
A telemarketer named Dustin Hoffman calls and talks to Rob's three different personalities, an OnlyFans model named Laura the Anal Queen plays Guess the Cherry, TJ tells a horrible story about the first time he got concussed and we cover the Dumb Dicks in the News and weird Florida Man stories from this week!
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On the couch: Jamie Morgan, David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
A Florida Man loses cell phone, gets arrested when cops see what's on it.
Plus, David is surprised when Rob and Jamie tell him about chests of porn; an NBA player gets a finger in his butt and a knob grab during a game; and we're shocked to find out how much Kevin Federline gets a month from ex-wife Brittney Spears!
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On the couch: Jamie Morgan, David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
Rob has an adult accident and tells Jamie and David about it, and David reveals the time he filled a backpack while stuck in traffic. TI-83 plus and all!
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On the couch: Jamie Morgan, David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
Jamie and David plan to kidnap a friend, a racist Lehigh Acres woman named Gina Brashear makes national headlines for defending her use of the n-word, and we discuss the case of Zanny the Nanny and what Casey Anthony was really up to.
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On the couch: Jamie Morgan, David Gregory and TJ Noonan!
Jamie and David plan to kidnap a friend, a racist Lehigh Acres woman named Gina Brashear makes national headlines for defending her use of the n-word, and we discuss the case of Zanny the Nanny and what Casey Anthony was really up to.
Rob has an adult accident and tells Jamie and David about it, and David reveals the time he filled a backpack while stuck in traffic. TI-83 plus and all!
A Florida Man loses cell phone, gets arrested when cops see what's on it.
Plus, David is surprised when Rob and Jamie tell him about chests of porn; an NBA player gets a finger in his butt and a knob grab during a game; and we're shocked to find out how much Kevin Federline gets a month from ex-wife Brittney Spears!
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond, Stacey Steele and TJ Noonan!
Rob has an idea for a Guinness World Record, plus we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
Man robs a bank thru the drive thru
An attorney gets in trouble for giving murder advice on Facebook
TSA agent is arrested for tricking women to show him their breasts
A woman calls 911 when McDonalds won't let her order breakfast
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond, Stacey Steele and TJ Noonan!
Stacey invents a new game: What's In My Ass Right Now?! Plus we play Drunk, Drugs or Crazy with Jacob Curry, a Pennsylvania man who was arrested after wielding a .50 caliber muzzleloader as he searched for an imaginary man in a Walmart parking lot.
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond, Stacey Steele and TJ Noonan!
Rob has an accident while driving and listening to Hootie and the Blowfish, Stacey proves girls poop too during a bagel run and Kyle educates us on "docking."
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond, Stacey Steele and TJ Noonan!
TJ's banned from being on cam for doing back porch activities on-air so we decide to peruse his mugshot collection in the Lee County Sheriff's database.
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On the couch: Kyle Raymond, Stacey Steele and TJ Noonan!
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On the couch: David Gregory and J.F. Harris!
Rob reviews Netflix's "Night Stalker" about the murder spree of Richard Ramirez, and David reveals that he once spent three days stalking and plotting the murder of a complete stranger.
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On the couch: David Gregory and J.F. Harris!
J.F. talks about living in New York City and the weird things he's seen on the Subway.
Plus, a fight on the NYC subway tracks leads to a man being electrocuted to death, a Russian influencer Marina Balmasheva marries her step-son, and we discuss Is It Incest?
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On the couch: David Gregory and J.F. Harris!
David was straight edge until he was 27, J.F. Harris shows off his tattoos and Rob's baby mama has a terrible one, and David tells us about his life as a carnie and what led to him sleeping outside of a McDonald's in Atlantic City.
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On the couch: David Gregory and J.F. Harris!
David tells tales of his days as a carnie and what led to him sleeping outside of a McDonald's in Atlantic City, Rob finds nothing wrong with a step mother marrying her own step son, J.F. Harris talks about strange things he's seen on the New York City subway, and David tells us a creepy story about the time he stalked and plotted the murder of a stranger!
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On the couch: Cris Machado & TJ Noonan!
Hackers take control of a bluetooth controlled chastity device and extort users for Bitcoins or they won't release their junk.
We play a round of Pervert Price is Right!
Colorado sex offender Nathan Wood gets caught checking out German child porn on the dark web on an iPad at the Apple Store.
Caleb Burczyk, a 29 year old from North Dakota, threatened to kill a former co-worker after he refused to accept his Facebook friend request
Hichman Asfir stabs a Walmart employee after the employee scans the man's item for purchase
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On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!
We cover all of the weird Florida Man stories from the week, including:
Beef thief Roice Dean Brenay is arrested after he's caught stealing meat from the Winn-Dixie he worked at.
Florida Man Joseph Prohaska is arrested after riding an airboat on the streets of Brevard County, before shooting off fireworks and threatening to kill cops.
Florida Man Scott Anthony Massa is arrested for arson after he tried to light a house on fire, and instead, lit himself on fire!
Florida Man Jacoby Smart gets kicked out of Escapes Gentleman's Club for filming strippers and fighting with bouncers.
Florida Man Romney Christopher Ellis is arrested after sending a dead rat to his ex-wife and stalking her.
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On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!
Cris has his $2,500 bike stolen.
Rob replaces a broken water pipe just hours after buying it.
One of us has wiping issues, and no one seems to know what the solution is.
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On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!
Rob knew a girl who did "backdoor" sex in a hammock in high school and earned the nickname "Danal."
Cris on a stripper use a tortilla as toilet paper.
TJ makes things awkward by staring at Cris' penis. Multiple times. For no reason
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On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!
Rob knew a girl who did "backdoor" sex in a hammock in high school and earned the nickname "Danal."
Cris on a stripper use a tortilla as toilet paper.
TJ makes things awkward by staring at Cris' penis. Multiple times. For no reason
Hackers take control of a bluetooth controlled chastity device and extort users for Bitcoins or they won't release their junk.
We play a round of Pervert Price is Right!
Colorado sex offender Nathan Wood gets caught checking out German child porn on the dark web on an iPad at the Apple Store.
Caleb Burczyk, a 29 year old from North Dakota, threatened to kill a former co-worker after he refused to accept his Facebook friend request
Hichman Asfir stabs a Walmart employee after the employee scans the man's item for purchase.
Cris has his $2,500 bike stolen.
Rob replaces a broken water pipe just hours after buying it.
One of us has wiping issues, and no one seems to know what the solution is.
Plus, we cover all of the weird Florida Man stories from the week, including:
Beef thief Roice Dean Brenay is arrested after he's caught stealing meat from the Winn-Dixie he worked at.
Florida Man Joseph Prohaska is arrested after riding an airboat on the streets of Brevard County, before shooting off fireworks and threatening to kill cops.
Florida Man Scott Anthony Massa is arrested for arson after he tried to light a house on fire, and instead, lit himself on fire!
Florida Man Jacoby Smart gets kicked out of Escapes Gentleman's Club for filming strippers and fighting with bouncers.
Florida Man Romney Christopher Ellis is arrested after sending a dead rat to his ex-wife and stalking her.
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On the couch: Raab Russell and TJ Noonan!
Ricky Gervais wants to his body fed to lions when he dies and Rob wants to be "stuffed."
Dudes are being warned not to inject the COVID-19 vaccine into their dicks.
Sperm donations are running low and Raab considered selling his testicles.
Houston woman Alize James if filmed clinging to the hood of getaway car after theifs steal a $10,000 puppy.
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On the couch: Raab Russell and TJ Noonan!
We cover this week's weird Florida Woman stories, including:
Florida Woman Ashley Limbert loses her mind over a Trump flag, beats man with can of dog food.
Florida Murderer Casey Anthony starts investigation firm in South Florida.
Florida Mom Erin Rodriguez gets busted for DUI in the drop off line at school, cops body cam captures her epic meltdown!
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On the couch: Raab Russell and TJ Noonan!
Raab recaps his trip to Mullet Fest.
Rob calls a guy a c-sucker and isn't proud of it
Let's try absinthe!
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On the couch: Raab Russell and TJ Noonan!
Raab goes to a mullet festival to tell jokes while on shrooms
An expensive water pipe gets broken in record time
Ricky Gervais wants to get eaten by lions
Dudes are injecting the Corona Virus vaccine into their penises
Your testicles could be worth $70,000
The weird Florida Woman stories from this week
Dumb Dicks in the News!
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On the couch: Rob Churchill, Griffin Thomas and TJ Noonan!
We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
Indian comedian Munawar Faruqui is beaten and arrested for making fun of the Hindu religion.
A man named Thomas Dodd got drunk and legally changed his name to Celine Dion.
Florida Man David Mann tries to cover up pissing his pants while drinking by spraying himself with a fire extinguisher.
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On the couch: Rob Churchill, Griffin Thomas and TJ Noonan!
An unidentified flying object is seen above the skies of Hawaii, before it drops into the ocean below.
Plus, part of the COVID-19 relief bill is a 180 day countdown for UFO disclosures, and Griffin talks about the time he met Rowdy Roddy Pipper!
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On the couch: Rob Churchill, Griffin Thomas and TJ Noonan!
Rob reveals the time he got arrested by his own father after being caught operating a CD theft ring.
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On the couch: Rob Churchill, Griffin Thomas and TJ Noonan!
TJ's been served divorce papers by his wife of 17 years. It shouldn't come as a surprise, they've been separated for 2 years.
What does come as a surprise is what split up the marriage: a divorce over Disney World?
TJ tells all!
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On the couch: Rob Churchill, Griffin Thomas and TJ Noonan!
TJ's been served divorce papers by his wife of 17 years. It shouldn't come as a surprise, they've been separated for 2 years.
What does come as a surprise is what split up the marriage: a divorce over Disney World? TJ tells all!
Plus, Rob reveals the time he got arrested by his own father after being caught operating a CD theft ring; an unidentified flying object is seen above the skies of Hawaii, before it drops into the ocean below; part of the COVID-19 relief bill is a 180 day countdown for UFO disclosures; Griffin talks about the time he met Rowdy Roddy Pipper; and we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
Indian comedian Munawar Faruqui is beaten and arrested for making fun of the Hindu religion.
A man named Thomas Dodd got drunk and legally changed his name to Celine Dion.
Florida Man David Mann tries to cover up pissing his pants while drinking by spraying himself with a fire extinguisher.
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On the couch: TJ Noonan, Kyle Raymond and Jason Damm!
We cover all the weird Florida Man news from the sunshine state, including:
75 pounds of cocaine washing ashore in the Florida Keys
A Florida Man steals hot chicken wings from a 7/11
Florida Man Jonathan Day is arrested after chucking golf clubs out of his vehicle while on a highway
Florida Man Tremayne Tyrone Nettles Jr. is arrested after trying to eat the weed he was selling.
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On the couch: TJ Noonan, Kyle Raymond and Jason Damm!
We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
California man Victor Topete was arrested after a two day crime spree that involved numerous car jackings, a kidnapping, being run over TWICE, leaping over a 20 foot ledge and being subdued by police dogs.
An Indonesian nurse is under fire for having gay sex with a COVID infected patient while the patient was in the hospital.
Kazakhstan body builder Yuri Tolochko may not spend Christmas with his wife, a sex doll, after he broke her.
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On the couch: TJ Noonan, Kyle Raymond and Jason Damm!
By now, everyone has seen the Twisted Tea video from Elyria, OH. But have you seen the Twisted Tea remixes?
We found a bunch and played them!
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On the couch: TJ Noonan, Kyle Raymond and Jason Damm.
Kyle explains why they clean the pole at strip clubs and calls Rob a dildo, and we hear about the time someone watched porn star Bonnie Rotten sit on a dude's face at a strip club.
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On the couch: TJ Noonan, Jason Damm and Kyle Raymond!
We find out TJ has kids, which is a shock to everyone; Rob tells the story of when he spent $1,500 on a stripper; and we discuss what we're gonna spend our $600 stimulus checks on!
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On the couch: TJ Noonan, Kyle Raymond and Jason Damm!
We talk strip clubs and why we don't go to them, Kyle once saw a porn star sit on a dude's face in person, we play some of the awesome Twisted Tea remixes, and we cover the Dumb Dicks in the News and weird Florida Man stories, including:
California man Victor Topete was arrested after a two day crime spree that involved numerous car jackings, a kidnapping, being run over TWICE, leaping over a 20 foot ledge and being subdued by police dogs.
An Indonesian nurse is under fire for having gay sex with a COVID infected patient while the patient was in the hospital.
Kazakhstan body builder Yuri Tolochko may not spend Christmas with his wife, a sex doll, after he broke her.
75 pounds of cocaine washing ashore in the Florida Keys
A Florida Man steals hot chicken wings from a 7/11
Florida Man Jonathan Day is arrested after chucking golf clubs out of his vehicle while on a highway
Florida Man Tremayne Tyrone Nettles Jr. is arrested after trying to eat the weed he was selling.
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On the couch: Kristina Montuori and Kyle Raymond!
Rob's neighbors got carjacked in the middle of the afternoon, and we cover some weird Florida Man stories, including:
Florida Man Christopher Fritz was nude and covered in blood when he broke into a Cape Coral home.
Florida Man Craig Fulton likes to dress like Elf on a Shelf...and it' disturbing.
Florida Woman Clarissa Bohanan gets popped for driving with fentanyl and kids in the car.
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On the couch: Kristina Montuori and Kyle Raymond!
Kristina likes to Google random porn and see what turns her on, Rob talks about the one time he was involved in group sex with two lesbians, and Rob apologizes to Kristina over an incident at a comedy show.
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On the couch: Kristina Montuori and Kyle Raymond!
New Orleans weirdo Rutledge Deas was arrested after pretending to be mentally disabled so women would change his diaper, so we talk weird fetishes!
Plus, we talk to a new listener in Maine called Shorty who grows weed legally!
And....we discuss one of the first weird internet videos: Headless Dan
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On the couch: Kristina Montuori and Kyle Raymond!
There's a dude into diaper fetishes, we talk to a new listener named Shorty in Maine, Kristina talks about an acid trip at Disney gone wrong, and we cover some weird Florida Man stories, including:
Florida Man Christopher Fritz was nude and covered in blood when he broke into a Cape Coral home.
Florida Man Craig Fulton likes to dress like Elf on a Shelf...and it's disturbing.
Florida Woman Clarissa Bohanan gets popped for driving with fentanyl and kids in the car.
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On the couch: Luke Trotta and David Gregory!
We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
An LAPD officer gets caught on a hot mic having sex, so we play the audio!
Wildlife researcher Gotz Neef gets attacked by a lion, gets fucked up fighting it off.
Cory Saddlemire and Annette Mayer get arrested after paying a 14-year-old in weed to shovel their snow.
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On the couch: Luke Trotta and David Gregory!
Luke and Rob try to convince David 9/11 was an inside job, David talks about conspiracies Alex Jones was right about, and we discuss a friend's odd attraction to women with mustaches.
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On the couch: David Gregory and Luke Trotta
David explains why he'd be an abusive gay lover, we talk disclosure and if aliens exist, and a new fan of the show named Hung Lee calls in!
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On the couch: Luke Trotta and David Gregory!
We talk the existence of aliens and meet a new caller named Hung Lee; Luke likes to have sex with girls in cars, while David likes to do it on rollercoasters; and we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
An LAPD officer gets caught on a hot mic having sex, so we play the audio!
Wildlife researcher Gotz Neef gets attacked by a lion, gets fucked up fighting it off.
Cory Saddlemire and Annette Mayer get arrested after paying a 14-year-old in weed to shovel their snow.
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On the couch: Jojo Casillas and Rob Churchill
We cover all the weird Florida Man and Florida Woman news, including:
Florida Woman Olivia Blanco makes $1.7 million talking with a sexy accent to guys on OnlyFans.
Florida Woman Catherine Ann McKinney gets nude, breaks into a mans home, gets arrested.
Florida Woman Demi Dirda pretends someone else is driving after being pulled over, problem is, there's no one else in the car.
Florida Man Jeffrey Rouse only gets 120 days in jail after facing 8 years for a racist tirade caught on tape.
Florida Man Jason Michael Babcock gets handsy with his wife after coming home to a messy trailer.
Florida Man Alexander Pottorff gets arrested for DUI after passing out in his car drunk, with his son in the vehicle.
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On the couch: Jojo Casillas and Rob Churchill
We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
New Orleans man Rutledge Deas IV has been arrested for pretending to be disabled to trick women into changing his diaper.
Michigan man David Werking sues his parents, Beth and Paul, for throwing out his $25,000 collection of porn mags and dildos.
Robin White, who dubbed himself Papa Smurf because of vast collection of Smurf dolls and memorabilia, is arrested for kid touching.
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On the couch: Jojo Casillas and Rob Churchill
Jojo wants Rob to hire Mexicans to put together his girlfriend's spin bike; Rob sprayed cologne on his butthole in anticipation of a sex act; Jojo hates Lowes and Churchill's never been to a Rickles; and everyone agrees - Wawa is high end dining in a gas station setting.
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On the couch: Jojo Casillas and Rob Churchill
Rob has another comic steal from him; we talk the high's and lows of comedy; cover some Dumb Dicks in the News; and we cover the weird Florida Man and Florida Woman stories.
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On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!
We cover all the weird Florida Woman stories, including:
Florida Woman Kayli Rachelle Feagle gets busted for DUI, tells officer's she drinks at work.
Florida Woman Avril Renee Toye steals electric shopping cart from Walmart, gets busted, tells cops she's "handicapped."
Florida Woman Danette Marie Skutak wins golf cart from vodka company, flips it while drunk, sends friend to the hospital.
Florida Woman Allison Murphy charged with animal abuse after throwing her dog off a balcony...and it's caught on film.
Florida Woman Crista Mahar is arrested for punching her roommate, threatening to kill the arresting officer's family.
Florida Woman Vanessa Lee Jones is caught masturbating in public for the second time in three months.
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On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!
We cover the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
Maine man with a ladies name, Alice Sweet, robs a McDonald's with a chainsaw.
Two British lads get a pot farm busted after accidentally showing cops footage of the farm.
Tom Cruise is caught on tape having a meltdown, but he's not wrong!
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On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!
Rob paid a ridiculous amount for a crooked Christmas tree, and we do the math on how Jewish Rob's new baby is.
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On the couch: Raab Russel & Jason Damm!
Rob's got a crooked Christmas tree; we celebrate a comedy anniversary; we do the math on how Jewish Rob's son is; and we cover the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
Maine man with a ladies name, Alice Sweet, robs a McDonald's with a chainsaw.
Two British lads get a pot farm busted after accidentally showing cops footage of the farm.
Tom Cruise is caught on tape having a meltdown, but he's not wrong!
Plus, we cover all the weird Florida Woman stories, including:
Florida Woman Kayli Rachelle Feagle gets busted for DUI, tells officer's she drinks at work.
Florida Woman Avril Renee Toye steals electric shopping cart from Walmart, gets busted, tells cops she's "handicapped."
Florida Woman Danette Marie Skutak wins golf cart from vodka company, flips it while drunk, sends friend to the hospital.
Florida Woman Allison Murphy charged with animal abuse after throwing her dog off a balcony...and it's caught on film.
Florida Woman Crista Mahar is arrested for punching her roommate, threatening to kill the arresting officer's family.
Florida Woman Vanessa Lee Jones is caught masturbating in public for the second time in three months.
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Sitting in on the couch: Rob Churchill & Patrick Garrity!
We cover all the Florida Man stories that happened this week in the Sunshine State, including:
Florida Men claim golf ball landed on alligator's tail, proceed to remove it
Florida Man Jonathan Hernandez dies during a home invasion after a window falls and closes on him
Florida Man Brendon Dawson is accused of breaking into his ex girlfriend's home, hiding camera to spy on her with
Florida Man Austin Kameron Mayer is arrested after beating up a dude up while nude, drunk and pissing on himself
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Sitting in on the couch: Rob Churchill & Patrick Garrity!
We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
A man who fell off the wing of a commercial jet at a Las Vegas airport
Cops go undercover as Santa to bust shoplifters in Riverside, CA
A New Jersey man creates a hail cannon to help protect his vineyard from weather and birds
A real bad Santa: Prince Carter, a man who played Santa at a Connecticut mall, gets arrested for exposing his penis
A Georgia man stabs a Dunkin Donuts worker when they're out of his favorite donut
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Sitting in on the couch: Rob Churchill & Patrick Garrity!
We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
A man who fell off the wing of a commercial jet at a Las Vegas airport
Cops go undercover as Santa to bust shoplifters in Riverside, CA
A New Jersey man creates a hail cannon to help protect his vineyard from weather and birds
A real bad Santa: Prince Carter, a man who played Santa at a Connecticut mall, gets arrested for exposing his penis
A Georgia man stabs a Dunkin Donuts worker when they're out of his favorite donut
Plus, we cover all the Florida Man stories that happened this week in the Sunshine State, including:
Florida Men claim golf ball landed on alligator's tail, proceed to remove it
Florida Man Jonathan Hernandez dies during a home invasion after a window falls and closes on him
Florida Man Brendon Dawson is accused of breaking into his ex girlfriend's home, hiding camera to spy on her with
Florida Man Austin Kameron Mayer is arrested after beating up a dude up while nude, drunk and pissing on himself
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Joined by David Gregory and Kyle Raymond!
We watch videos of weird Russian singer Vitas which leads to a conversation about David trippin' on mushrooms and talking to a pickle, while being worried his girlfriend is going to stab him.
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Joined by David Gregory and Kyle Raymond!
Monoliths are in the news. They're popping up everywhere. So Rob has a million dollar dildo idea - the Dongolith.
Get ready Mark Cuban, we've got an idea for the Shark Tank!
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Joined by David Gregory and Kyle Raymond!
Rob was sexually assaulted with plastic boobs from a fella in drag, friend of the show Cheeseburger calls in to discuss how he made a living as a bootlegger; we watch Russian singer Vitas and it reminds David of when he tripped on shrooms and thought his girlfriend was going to stab him; and Rob has a million dollar dildo idea - the "Dongolith."
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Comedians Rob Churchill and Raab Russell join me!
We cover all the weird nonsense that happened in the Sunshine State, including:
FloridaMan Joseph Lancaster gets arrested, tells cops to pinch his nips
FloridaMan hides in store, steals $250K after it closes
FloridaMan blares Cops theme song while getting arrested for street racing
FloridaMan Aaron Charles Dvorak punched an elderly umpire during a softball game
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Comedians Raab Russell and Rob Churchill join me!
Israeli Professor and Retired General Haim Eshed, a former head of the Israeli Space Program, claims aliens exist, we're in cahoots with them and there's a secret underground space base on Mars.
Plus, monoliths are appearing across the globe. Could it be aliens, or marketing for the next great sex toy promotion: Monolith Dildos?
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Comedians Rob Churchill and Raab Russell join me!
Israeli Professor and Retired General Haim Eshed, a former head of the Israeli Space Program, claims aliens exist, we're in cahoots with them, and there's a secret underground space base on Mars.
Plus, monoliths are appearing across the globe. Could it be aliens, or marketing for the next great sex toy promotion: Monolith Dildos; the British babe accused of having sex with a 14-year-old that she thought was 16 is acquitted; and we cover the all the weird FloridaMan things that happened here in the sunshine state.
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Raab Russell and Kyle Raymond join me in-studio!
We learn I have an attraction to ladies who may or may not have been fellas.
Plus we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including: a man spreads fake sperm on his neighbors stuff, a woman forced a man to eat dog food after he steals her vibrator and an Alabama woman stabs herself in her naughty bits with a butcher knife.
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Comedians Raab Russell and Kyle Raymond join the show!
During a conversation about Cuban coffee, Raab reveals that he likes to give himself coffee enemas.
We got into the nitty gritty, including the tools he uses and the positions he gets in, to clean out his derriere with decaf.
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Comedian Raab Russell and Kyle Raymond join me in-studio!
We find out Raab is into doing coffee enemas, Rob is into women who look like dudes, and we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News!
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Rob Churchill and David Gregory join me in-studio!
Rob Churchill watches One Guy, One Jar for the first time...and is disgusted. Plus, we play a new game: America's Hottest Murderer!
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Rob Churchill & David Gregory in-studio!
Kazakhstan-based actor and bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko is making news for marrying his sex doll, which leads to a conversation about sex with inanimate objects - has any of us partaken?
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Joined by comedian Rob Churchill!
I was fat shamed by some fat guys this weekend, plus we talk about fat guy pains and the Publix scale.
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Joined by Rob Churchill and David Gregory!
Rob was fat shamed by two fat guys; a Russian man married his sex doll, and we find weird photos of him on the internetz; Rob Churchill watches a viral, and vile video; there's mysterious monoliths popping up around the globe; and we cover some Dumb Dicks in the News!
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Kristina Montuori in-studio!
We talk about getting baked with our parents, huffin' dust and the right and wrong ways to make a gravity bong.
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Kristina Montuori in-studio!
Is it weird to sleep nude on the bottom bunk? What if your son is sleeping on the top? What if it's because you eat cookie dough from the container, nude in the kitchen, after passing out on your couch?
Also - Is it weird to sleep nude on the couch you invite people to come over and podcast on?
If you answered yes to any of those, I'm weird.
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Kristina Montuori join me in-studio!
Kristina is a former meteorologist and talks about how she almost got fired for upsetting a sponsor on-air. Plus, Nathan debuts some new Christmas jingles, part of "A Very Nathey Christmas"
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Comedian Nathan Wallace in-studio!
Rob thinks he uncovers a free coffee loophole at Wawa, but it turns out Nathan's been doing it for years.
Plus, Wawa calls and complains about the not so secret, secret coffee scam.
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Kristina Montuori in-studio!
We discuss a potential Wawa coffee loophole; Rob sleeps nude on the bottom bunk and everyone's weird about it; Kristina almost lost her job as a meteorologist because of a soda; and we talk about getting baked with our parents!
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Comedians Rob Churchill and Jojo Casillas join me! We cover all the Dumb Dicks From The News, including:
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland loses it while discussing the Biden / Trump election results.
Candy Jo Webb is a cute murdered, but could we sleep with her?
Helicopter crashes on the roof of a hospital, doctors drop heart meant for transplant
Police chase man on Van Nuys Airport Run way
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Comedians Rob Churchill and Jojo Casillas join me!
A friend of the show, TJ Noonan, calls in to offer his body up for some stunts. We see how far he'll go, including peeing on an electric fence, hammering a nail thru his hand and will he let us feed him to piranhas?
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Comedians Rob Churchill and Jojo Casillas join me!
We have a financial update for Rob's GoFundMe taser challenge! Plus, one of us got black out drunk, shat in our pants, and ended up in jail. Find out how and why!
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Comedians Rob Churchill and Jojo Casillas join me!
We discuss Rob's $100 GoFundMe to get tased, why one of us ended up with doody drawers after a night of drinking, and we cover all the Dumb Dicks from the News, including;
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland loses it while discussing the Biden / Trump election results.
Candy Jo Webb is a cute murdered, but could we sleep with her?
Helicopter crashes on the roof of a hospital, doctors drop heart meant for transplant
Police chase man on Van Nuys Airport Run way
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Devin Papayiannis join me!
We cover this week's Florida Man stories, including:
FloridaMan Dwight Turner paid $150 to have a "full contact experience" with a leopard.
An unidentified FloridaMan is on the run after blowing up $3 million dollars worth of garbage trucks and starting fires.
FloridaMan and former sheriffs deputy Christopher Dougherty is taking to the mental ward after giving children exorcism, arming them, telling them demons were coming for them.
FloridaMan Geoffrey Gomm gets into argument with his wife, rams his car into a deputy's before being arrested.
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Devin Papayiannis join me!
Nathan talks about the time he was almost victim to a home invasion, we find deadly discounted weapons on the web, and an update on the $100 GoFundMe to tase Rob Churchill!
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Devin Papayiannis join me!
We have exclusive audio of a 911 call from a FloridaMan who claims he saw aliens!
Plus, we have an update on our fundraising attempts to raise $100 to tase Rob Churchill, we cover all the weird things that happened this week in the sunshine state, and Nathan leaves a voicemail as Oprah on Eric Trump's voicemail!
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Comedians Nathan Wallace, Rob Churchill and Kyle Raymond all join the show!
There's a ton of Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
Fraudsters dupe Indian doctor Laeek Khan into buying an Aladdin-style magical wish-granting lamp for $92,000
Catherine Maijala covered her care-dependent husband with kitty litter after he defecates on the floor.
Texan Camilo Morejon kills three people after filming himself drinking while driving, proclaims he "drives better drunk."
Spirit Airlines flight erupts into chaotic fight over masks, woman tased. And, Rob Churchill agrees to be tase if we can raise $100.00
Plus, Rob Churchill agrees to be tased for $100. Can we raise the money?
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Rob Churchill in-studio!
We talk going to strip clubs and why some of us should stay home, a caller from someone's past calls in with old secrets, and one of us got finger in a place they didn't want it following a comedy show.
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Comedian Nathan Wallace hangs out!
We discuss the build up to the 2020 Presidential Election, why I'm afraid of snails, Nathan got a fecal facial, and we talk about my new job in Harrisburg, PA
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Comedians Nathan Wallace, Rob Churchill and Kyle Raymond all join the show!
We discuss fecal facials, Rob's fear of slugs and snakes, an old friend calls in with dirt on one of the guys, we cover Dumb Dicks in the News and someone agrees to be tasered for $100.00!
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Is Eddie Van Halen having more fun in Heaven then on Earth? Not if you believe Nathan's theory: there's no BFin' in Heaven!
Plus, we cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:
- Two people die during a car stunt gone wrong.
Lashonda Griffin is a bus driver who was busted for DUI (with kids on the bus)
Tennessee man Hugh Seeber gets busted for theft after leaving his thumb at the scene of the crime! - A German man pepper sprays people to enforce social distancing
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We have a Zoom interview with Kyle Burgess!
Kyle is the dude who went viral after filming a Mountain Lion stalking him for 6 minutes while he was hiking on a trail.
Kyle joins us to talk about what it's like going viral, if he's been chased by other animals, and I invite him to Florida to get weird with some gators so we can go viral together!
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During a discussion of the first boobs we've seen, we learn someone on the show has some rank ass feet! Plus, we talk about a comedian eating it on an electric scooter, an example of what can go wrong when being a slut, and Nathan tells us about the time he saw his neighbor dancing at a strip club!
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We are in the presence of media royalty!
Fort Myers' own Nathan Wallace appeared on ABC 7 to promote a comedy show that he is REALLY excited for!
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I'm joined by comedian Nathan Wallace, and owner of the Laugh In Comedy Cafe, David Gregory!
We have a Zoom interview with Kyle Burgess, he's the dude who went viral for having a mountain lion follow him for 6 minutes.
Plus, we cover all of the Dumb Dicks that are in the news!
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Mark Bryan is an American engineer living in Germany who has gone viral for wearing high heels and mini skirts.
Mark joined me via Zoom to discuss his wife and kid's reactions to his clothing choices, what weird things men have sent him since he went viral, and what kind of underoos is he sportin' under that dress!
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We play Where'd He Stick It? and Drunk, Drugs or Crazy!
Rehan Baig has been arrested for having sexual intercourse with something other than human. Also having sex with a human. His wife. Who filmed it. Where'd he stick it? Take a guess!
20-year-old Trenton Geiger has been arrested for running over an urgent care worker with his car, then crashing into the urgent care's building. Was he drunk, on drugs or crazy at the time of the crash?
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We cover this week's FloridaMan stories:
FloridaMan James Blight got drunk, stole a bulldozer and dug up Joe Biden signs.
FloridaMan Walter Wyatt got arrested for stealing beers and leading Cape Coral police on a chase into a canal!
FloridaMan Robert Levi steals a scooter, leads police on a slow speed chase.
FloridaMan Bradley Young scans Kool-Aid packets to steal merchandise from Walmart.
FloridaMan Xue Chen punches customer, grabs his groin; threatens to kill McDonald's employee with a cleaver.
FloridaMan Richard Rivers steals bird by putting it in pocket, gets busted.
FloridaMan Henry Chambers Jr. steals $5 bill from woman, eats it instead of giving it back.
FloridaMan Javier Francisco Arellano gets arrested for beating neighbor with bat over frozen rodent
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This week's #FloridaWoman stories:
FloridaWoman Jessica Nicole Wright has been arrested 20 times in Lee County, the latest for first degree murder for selling deadly drugs.
FloridaWoman Micaela Francisco shot a man who gave her fake money for real drugs!
FloridaWoman and Christian schoolteacher Kristen O’Brien arrested for having inappropriate relationship with a student, his brother.
FloridaWoman and OnlyFans model Ansley Pacheco defends her home from armed intruders in Miami!
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We cover some weird stories from the news, including:
- A man who stops for gas during a police chase in California (and gets it)
- A man dressed in a Burger King crown yells racial slurs at people on a plane
- A FloridaWoman punches a Delta stewardess during a flight from Atlanta to Miami.
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I traveled to a friend's wedding where I learned where I am on the totem pole of friends.
Plus, we talk presence being a present, how many friends we have as we get older, and why I should've just sent a toaster and called it a day.
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We cover all the Florida Man and Florida Woman stories that happened over the weekend, including:
Florida Man's leaf blower, mop bucket, umbrella mobile
Florida Man's fist fight with a Yelp reviewer
Florida Man's lawn mower sexual assault
Florida Man calls clerk "silly bitch" then sprays them in the face with sanitizer
Florida Man proposes to stripper during her shift
Florida Men get busted for theft after leaving wallet and ID behind
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We play Drunk, Drugs or Crazy! - A Kansas teen got nude, covered himself in Ranch dressing, destroyed a store, then crashed a car before being arrested. Was he drunk, on drugs, or crazy at the time the crime was committed?
Plus, we play What's In The Prison Purse? - Brazilian Senator Chico Rodrigues was arrested, caught hiding something in his prison purse during a raid for misuse of COVID-19 response funding. What'd Chico have hiding in his derriere?
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A girl on TikTok by the name of Grim Queefer can toot songs with her vagina!
Plus, a Bulgarian Uber driver gets deported after a fist fight over flatulence with a passenger; a soccer star farts into a live microphone; and we learn about Rob Churchill's secret talent!
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Kyle Burgess, now known as Cougar Guy, filmed a bobcat following him in the mountains of Utah for 6 minutes and uploaded the footage to YouTube.
Plus. would you go in a steel cage to see a great white shark close up?
And a man named Malcolm Brenner claims to have had sex with a dolphin while living in Florida in the 1970s.
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Rob Churchill will be hanging out!
I'll tell ya how I almost got beat up by a Navy seal, how a fart landed a man in jail, and we'll hear from the Grim Queefer: a woman who can play tunes in toot form!
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James Cousins is a 72-year-old man who was arrested after being accused of fondling himself in a truck on LSU's campus.
According to Cousins, he wasn't actually masturbating while watching a female student from his truck, he was playing air drums!
Problem is, Cousins had been charged with multiple counts of obscenity in the same parking lot since 1981.
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Raab Russel join me!
We play audio of a crazy Alaskan news anchor who threatens to kill the Mayor of Anchorage, who is also her lover, and maybe a pedophile?
Nikole Mitchell, a pastor-turned-stripper, joins us via Zoom (kinda) to plug her OnlyFans account, and teach us about the Lord!
We recap the weird #FloridaMan stories from this week, including: a mom who attacks a pregnant bus assistant, a man who was caught with bestiality porn, a student who was diagnosed with Corona Virus (but it was really her period), and a public pooper is on the loose!
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Pastor-turned-stripper Nikole Mitchell joins the show to discuss why she made the transition from preacher to stripper, how her life has changed since going viral and appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and how she went from broke to making $100,000 a month on OnlyFans.
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Comedians Nathan Wallace and Raab Russel join me!
We recap this week's #FloridaMan stories, including:
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Maria Athens is a former Alaskan news anchor making headlines after threatening the life of her lover - the former Mayor of Anchorage, Ethan Berkowitz.
Maria went on Facebook and accused her lover of pedophilia, while threatening to expose him to the world!
She then left a threatening voicemail, before punching her news director (also her lover) and ending up in cuffs!
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Melissa Cheng and Mindy Dixon, two dominatrixes, were caught filming an S&M porn video with Louisiana priest Travis Clark during a kinky sex session in the Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River.
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Comedian Nathan Wallace joined me to cover:
People upset with Bill Burr's Saturday Night Live monologue. I have a phone number for him, so we gave ol' freckles a call.
Ellen DeGeneres is a monster, but would we bang her for $490 million?
A female preacher turned stripper could make anyone believe in God.
A priest gets caught gettin' cornholed by a dominatrix on a church alter.
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A woman in Houston is accused of having sex with a dog to celebrate the dog's first birthday.
This raised an interested question - if you met your dream girl but it turns out she once had sex with a dog, could you look past it?
If you think I'm a creep, wait till you hear some of the answers from the listeners!
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Bollock Lifting is a sport where dudes attach weights to their testicles to see who can lift more.
So I issued a challenge to the fellas of Fort Myers: think you can out lift me?
Alotta dudes had the balls to accept the challenge, but not enough to use theirs!
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I've been mocked, ridiculed and bullied by the listeners because my girlfriend and I sleep in separate beds, in separate bedrooms on separate sides of the house.
Does that make me gay?
I don't think so, but the listeners disagree!
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Comedian Bob DiBuono stopped by the show to talk touring with Kendrick Lamar, performing on-stage at Coachella and what it's like to perform his impression of President Donald J. Trump on ABC's "The View!"
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An article claims people are getting sex dolls customized to look like friend's wives and girlfriends instead of celebrities.
So I opened the phones: if you could customize a sex doll, who would ya have it look like?
A conversation about Real Dolls led to a conversation with a dude who bought one!
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What's worse than strikin' out with a chick? Having it happen multiple times, on the radio, for everyone to hear.
Until Amber called in and offered her chesticles for Disturbed tickets!
Plus, I cause a fight at a friend’s house over snacks and podcasting.
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A man busted making meth claims the meth he was making was "healthy." I explain how I'll defend my home from looters with my bare hands (they're registered weapons). #BrickGate - a mysterious pile of bricks appears in Fort Myers, or does it?. We play Pervert Price is Right. Weird Weiner News & the Douche of the Day.
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A drunken Indian man lodged an object inside of the ol' "Prison Purse," which required doctor's help to remove it. The doctor's were able to remove the object - INTACT! The caller's job is to correctly identified What's In The Prison Purse?
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How many people can see they've seen their own parents porno tape? More importantly, who would want to say that? Me!
A WWE Owen Hart Tribute Tape turned out to feature a pounding, but it wasn't the pounding I was hoping for!
Plus, I'm in a dry streak. 14 months with my girlfriend. So we called her to find out why!
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A singer admitted to biting off the tip of his tongue while doing mushrooms.
So we opened the phones to your bad trip stories.
From one dude who thought he was eating his own cheek, to a dude who hid behind his couch with a spear, the calls came flooding in!
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Guess the Girth!: Guess the object I've lodge down my gullet!
Correctly "Guess the Girth" and win! This round's object was frozen, but can be cooked in a microwave, conventional oven or deep fried; and is usually served with fries!
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Nick Griffin is hilarious. One of the best comics out there today. He's done radio, been on Letterman (11 times) and has written half a dozen screenplays.
We talk how Nick got his start in the Midwest, his time as a writer at Comedy World Radio, and how he prepped for his 11 appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman!
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Pervert Price is Right!: Guess as close to the asking price, without going over (Price is Right Rules) of a perverted item from Amazon. This round's perverted sex toy from Amazon is the The Fleshlight Quickshot Launch.
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SKYN Condoms conducted a study of the most popular sex positions of 2019.
Can the listeners guess the top 3?
We find out!
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Comedian Mitch Fatel joined me in-studio!
We talk stand up, Mitch's internship with the Howard Stern Show, how he helped Stuttering John Melendez get hired as an intern with the Stern Show, and why he turned down a chance to appear on Late Night with Conan O'Brien early on in his career.
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SToK Cold Brew is giving three people $30,000 to go on the vacation of their dreams. $30,000 to go anywhere and do anything.
So I wondered: how would you spend it?
From a trip to Germany, to one guy who wants to take me to Switzerland to tag team some Swedish chicks, the calls came pouring in!
Plus, we've got a Raccoon Sack Challenge on our hands (that sounds gross!)
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Robert Downey Jr once got arrested for smoking weed at Disneyland.
So we opened the phones to the derelicts: where's the weirdest place you've gotten stoned?
From inside of a jail, to on top of one, people love getting high!
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Mandatory.com released a list of the 11 reasons why women won't go down on guys. So we took calls from the ladies: why don't you do it?
We had a surprise guest on the hotline. My girlfriend. She called in to explain why she doesn't do it!
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When do you lose the rights to your stuff in a relationship?
I found out the hard way: a $30,000 purchase that isn't just mine.
Plus, an emergency text from home: there's a poop bandit on the loose!
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Ryan from Naples called in to play Tap it For Tickets for Disturbed tickets.
Can I correctly identify the Tool song Ryan is tapping his tool to?
If I can, Ryan wins the tickets and loses his dignity!
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A Swedish company has created a product that women can insert in their vaginas during their menstrual cycle, and it will allow them to have "spill free" sex with their partners.
So I threw it out there - are there any women willing to try the Ziggy Cup if I buy it? Turns out, Kelly in Naples is game!
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What happens to your penis as you age?
I came across an article that covers the six scary things that happen to your penis. From cancer to delayed orgasms, we cover them all!
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A man was fired from his job after 18 years for masturbating in the men's room. Which led me to wonder: are there any listeners who have flogged the dolphin at work?
One woman had sex with her boyfriend and it resulted in the cops being called!
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The city of Berkley is gender neutralizing the term man-hole to maintenance hole.
I say we let the ladies have this one, and man-holes will now be referred to as "lady holes."
I asked the listeners to call in with their lady hole jokes. Some got the bit, many did not, but the best one won Korn tickets!
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KoRn tickets up for grabs.
No ladies wanted to do Tatas For Tickets, so we offered the fellas a chance: can you tap it on the phone and I guess what song you're tapping it to?
We had three contestants play: Angel, Jeff and Jake.
One turned out to be a cheater, one a loser and one a winner!
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There is a man, dressed head-to-toe in a gimp suit, terrorizing a small English town.
He's been harassing women, running up to them and breathing heavily, grunting and grabbing his crotch.
I found a phone number for him, so joining us on Line 6: The Gimp Suit Man!
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Another pair of Godsmack tickets means another rendition of America's favorite new game: Tatas for Tickets!
24 year old Brittney, a blonde haired, blued eyed bartender from Fort Myers brought her boyfriend, and her triple D boobies, down to the radio station for tickets.
Brittney whips out her chesticles for tickets and for our listening pleasure!
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An article by Psychology Today lists the 5 mistakes men make in bed.
So I asked the dude listeners: what are things women do wrong in between the sheets?
From opening pleasure chests, to taking a dump on one fellas, you need to hear what some dudes want women to do differently!
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Comedian Carlos Mencia joined me to talk all things comedy!
Carlos has made a career out of making the relatable, funny. How does one do that, when they’re a millionaire and no longer relatable? We discuss!
Plus, we talk if Mind of Mencia would work in 2020, how Carlos equates stand up to math, and how therapy helped turn Carlos into the Tony Robbins of stand up comedy!
Plus, plus: If you’re a comedian, or a fan of comedy, I suggest ya listen. Carlos drops some knowledge on the craft!
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The Florida Man Game!: Did the crazy new story happened in Florida (a #FloridaMan story), or did it happened elsewhere? This round includes a man who tried to steal a helicopter and blow up a hospital; a man who killed a pet bird that was on his sister's shoulder; and two men who got in a fist fight over horse poop!
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Where'd He Stick It?: A man had sex with something other than human. Correctly guess Where He Stuck It?!? and win!
This round comes out out of China, where a man's meat mallet became trapped in an object, requiring doctors to use a scalpel, heat and scissors to remove it!
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The Florida Man Game - is it a weird headline that happened in the Sunshine State, or elsewhere? This round involves a man who kicked a chicken (the ol' cock kicker); a man who shot at a chicken (the ol' cock shot); and a man who tried, not once, but twice, to kill his wife with a snake (not the one in his pants)! Correctly guess which stories happened in Florida and win!
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37-year-old Leslie wanted to win her boyfriend Godsmack tickets.
So I offered her a deal: come to the station and show me the funbags, and I'll give ya tickets.
Not only did Leslie show up with her 38 Double D chesticles, but she brought her boyfriend too.
I think we made him a cuckold!
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A poem about the President of Uganda's mother's vagina was so graphic, it led to the imprisonment of Ugandan Feminist Stella Nyanzi.
Since I can't say some of the filthy words Stella used, I asked the audience to suggest other terms for "vagina" that we could use. Then we read the poem.
Listen to the secret track at the end (not so secret now) where I read the entire poem, unedited!
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I fulfilled a life long dream. I interviewed one of my comedic heroes, Tom Green.
Tom talks his starting standup in at 15 years old, how he took a public access show out of Canada and got it onto MTV, if MTV banned “The Bum Bum Song” from T.R.L, what it's like going back to stand up after a 10 year break, the greatest movie of all time: Freddie Got Fingered, and if he invented "planking."
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More homoerotic games!
Butt Smack for Godsmack tickets. Can listener Tim from Fort Myers drum a song on my buttocks and the listeners guess what song he's drumming?
If so, Tim gets Godsmack tickets and the caller wins too!
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Ray Willis joins the show!
Ray made national headlines because he is raising $10,000 to create a bronze statue of 1980's TV icon: ALF.
Ray joined me to talk why the city of New Haven needs an ALF statue; why other New Haven residents like George W Bush and Eli Whitney are overrated and over-celebrated; and why people should spend their hard earned money on a bronze statue of ALF.
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Big Jay Oakerson joins the show!
We talk opening for KoRn on tour; how Louis C.K. ended up at his yearly festival, SkankFest; how a chance encounter with Pink ended with Jay hiring a hooker; and what it was like to tour with KoRn.
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A game for the fellas!
We've done all kinds of contests for girls: Period Panties for Pop Evil tickets; Tatas for Tickets; Trim the Hedges for Busch Gardens tickets; the Solo Race to the Finish with Porn Star Richelle Ryan; among others.
And now it's time for a contest for the fellas. Tap It for Tickets. Can guys tap it on the phone and I guess what song they’re tapping it to? Tim and Barry both gave it a shot!
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18-year-old Nina and 21-year-old nursing student Carly came down to the radio station to play “Tatas for Tickets.”
“Tatas for Tickets” is where ladies show their chesticles in return for concert tickets!
Carly stepped up to the plate and whipped out her beautiful Triple D boobs and won tickets!
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A man scammed the Korean government out of $80,000 over 8 years by pretending to be blind.
Dude got busted when a neighbor spotted him driving.
We took calls on cons you’ve committed.
From robbing their own gas station, to a woman whose con was so illegal, we had to edit her name, location and profession to keep her from getting arrested.
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Burnt Brittany from California called the wrong radio show.
She meant to call in to the “Cheesy Pickup Line Contest” on 106.7 KROQ in Los Angeles.
She did not. So, I had some fun at her expense!
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Sports Illustrated released an investigative report on the masturbatory habits of former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr.
This led to a Line 5 phone call from "Kellen Winslow Jr."
How did "Kellen" end up on Line 5? Listen to the secret track to find out!
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WWE Superstar John Cena admitted to getting an erection during a wrestling match.
So I wondered: where’s the weirdest places you’ve popped wood?
From algebra class, to the doctors office, to one listener’s father’s funeral, the answers came rolling in.
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A new social media trend has gone viral - advice in four words or less!
I had some advice of my own, but we also took a bunch of advice from the listeners as well.
From not smelling your fingers, to not trusting farts, the listeners had a ton of great advice!
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Chip, the Sword Swinging Cincinnati Transient, is facing eviction from the storage unit he’s living in.
Can the listeners help Chip raise $135.00 in less than 24 hours to keep a roof over his head?
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A #FloridaWoman was pulled over by cops, who found a live gator hiding in her panties.
25-year-old Ariel Machan-Le Quire was caught with more than 40 turtles in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack in Punta Gorda by a Charlotte County Sheriff’s Deputy.
When the deputy searched Ariel, he found a live gator hiding in her panties.
I found a number for Ariel so we called the Punta Gorda Gator Gal!
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Incels are involuntary celibates - dudes who can’t get laid. We used to call them nerds, but now they have a new fancy term.
Incels are doing a new technique to increase their manhood, it’s called jelqing.
Dr. Matt Sturbator from Major Lee Gae Hospital called in to talk "jelqing," a process of stretching a man's penis in order to increase it's length.
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A drunk #FloridaWoman harasses me by continuing to call and request Jane’s Addiction.
Her husband calls in to try and promote her appearance at a local hot dog eating contest but things take a turn when the drunk woman uses potty language.
That leads to name calling, a party line call and radio swinging!
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A story of a student’s purple nurpling gone wrong leads to a new contest - the consensual Purple Nurple Contest.
Listener Brad joined me in-studio to receive a Purple Nurple for WWE tickets.
Things take an interesting turn when Brad discusses his two marriages, one which lasted 30 days, as well as his 30 day engagement to a woman he met "30 days ago” because legally, he’s still married to his second wife.
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It turns out my homeless Executive Producer, Chip the Sword Swinging Cincinnati Transient, swings more than just swords!
A caller informed me that Chip and his wife were into swappin’, having sex with more than 30 different people together.
We also discover a weird cyst on Chip’s arm, it could be herpes, it could be mrsa, but either way, we see if we can pop it!
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An inmate from Moorehaven Prison named Jesse called the show to explain what prison life is like and if gay sex is a common occurrence in lock up.
Another caller named Rich called in and claimed Jesse was full of shit, so I held the radio station hostage and only took calls from Jesse’s family to corroborate his story.
Will Rich call back in and apologize? And how much gay sex actually happens in prison? Find out!
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Comedian and actor Justin Hires joins the show. You've seen him in the TV shows Rush Hour and MacGyver, and in the movie 21 Jump Street.
We talk stand up comedy; why Rush Hour the series was cancelled after 13 episodes; how a viral YouTube video helped launch his career; and what it's like to meet your idols Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy.
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Colton Underwood, from ABC’s The Bachelor, is under fire for a comment he made about “period panties.”
I’ve never seen “period panties” in person before, so we came up with a new contest: Period Panties for Pop Evil Tickets.
Are there any women willing to trade their used “period panties” for tickets?
One listener found the contest offensive, wrote a complaint e-mail to the station, so I read the e-mail and we called the complainer!
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We play "Trim the Hedges" with Kevin and Charity!
"Trim the Hedges" is where listeners do "yard work" over the phone, using an electric razor or scissors to do some personal "trimming."
It's Trim the Hedges Round 1 - Kevin and Charity both trimmed their hedges for Busch Gardens Tickets!
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Comedian Ahmed Ahmed joins the show.
Ahmed's been on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Sullivan and Sons, and toured with comedians Maz Jabroni and Aron Kader as part of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour.
Ahmed made national headlines while performing at Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples after audience member called 911 on him over a joke.
Ahmed joined me to discuss what the joke was that prompted the 911 call; what it's like performing in Malaysia; and we hypothesize what happened to MH Flight 370.
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Porn Star Richelle Ryan runs a "Solo Race to the Finish!"
Adult film superstar Richelle Ryan runs a Solo Race to the Finish.
Richelle has performed in over 300 different adult films, she's been nominated for over a dozen AVN awards, and she won the "Most Epic Ass" contest on the Howard Stern Show.
Richelle ran a "solo race to the finish" and listeners guessed how long it took her to cross the finish line!
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We play "Trim the Hedges" with Kevin and Charity.
"Trim the Hedges" is where listeners do "yard work" using an electric razor or scissors, over the phone.
It's Trim the Hedges Round 1 - Kevin and Charity both called in and trimmed their hedges for Busch Gardens Tickets!
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I speak with 23-year-old Dillion Webb, the #FloridaMan who made national headlines after he was arrested for having an "I Eat Ass" bumper sticker on his truck.
You've read the story, now hear from the man himself!
Find out why Dillon refused to remove the bumper sticker, how long he spent in jail and what it feels like being nationally known as a #FloridaMan!
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Comedian and radio personality Dave Landau joined me to promote his stand up comedy shows at the Laugh In Comedy Cafe in Fort Myers.
Dave talked about living and working with his co-host, radio legend Anthony Cumia (formerly of the radio show Opie & Anthony); what it's like working at Compound Media; his worst stand up gig; and why he'd choose to masturbate Bailey Jay over Buck Angel to save a family members life.
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