Two Nosy Meerkats: Recent Episodes
Lukas Arnold and Gabby Jordan Brown
Welcome to Two Nosy Meerkats! Lukas and Gabby are two New York comedians who love learning the odd things that make up a person. From phobias to neuroses, early influences to sexual awakenings, follow the podcast as they basically just get to be nosy with guests and submissions from listeners!
Mama and Papa Meerkat catch up with each other and re-hash all that went down during their Edinburgh Fringe run in Scotland. We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ / meerkatspod Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
Artist, director, comedian, your new favorite guy, Daddy is on the podcast today! Don't worry, he'll explain the name (which is real), how he got started in comedy, how he lost his Irish accent, and became a new favorite in the NYC comedy scene. We help listeners relationship drama too - all covered :)@directordaddy on IGWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ / meerkatspod Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
We're back from the Edinburgh Fringe! Wanted to record and post more but all we managed was this insanely fun episode with Netflix is a Joke fest's own, Glorelys Mora. We get into neurodivergence, the gay class of 2025, and would you believe it... astrology. Lukas and Glory do gang up on Gabby for being a non gemini, don't worry. It's a blast, enjoy :)We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
You know her from Don't Tell Comedy - it's Salma Zaky! She teaches us the difference between quietness and introversion, and how she'd never be one of these introverted weirdos, how you should never take a first date to a good bar, and who should be prepared to fight in any duo, romantic or platonic, and there is a wrong answer. Plus, we want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ / meerkatspod Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
We're joined by the most connected guest we've ever had, comedian Carrie Ross. We remember taking the BDSM test together, stories spanning Suge Knight to psych wards and everything in between. Plus, we want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
We have the host of Best Night Ever Comedy Show back on the pod, Audrey Black. Learning more about growing up in Texas, being an expert on asexuality on tumblr, how SLS (sodium lauryl sulfate) causes acne, and how dance class triggers trauma response. Enjoy!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
We're joined on the podcast today by star and creator of Late Stage Live with Ella Yurman... Ella Yurman. We learn just how to produce a late night comedy show, going to see family for the eclipse, bad experiences when having a little too much special candy. Her show âŞ@LateStageLive⏠is outstanding, and so is she. Enjoy the episode!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
Her mom guilt trips her about what we take for granted that we wouldn't have in North Korea, it's comedian Shelby Latterman! Join us on a journey of sexual health, creative evolution, aliens, and psychics. Enjoy and follow Shelby at @shelbylattermanWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
One of the best rising comedians is on the show today, Michael Green. Join us on a journey through his day: a salesman, an art consumer, lover of wildlife, and friend to celebrities. He is THE renaissance man of our time. Enjoy and follow him at @michael2millions on instagramWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
A Little solo episode with mama and papa Meerkat. Faster than SpongeBob in that episode where he got super speed, they conceive a child on camera so fast you can't even see it. We get the backstory on Gabby's hooters shirt, and deep dive on the best friendship between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jane Goodall.
We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ â https://linktr.ee/meerkatsâ , and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ â https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodâ Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter Find our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
You know her from Comedy Central, Fallon, Tiktok, the one and only Rose Kelso is here! Follow Rose at @longislanddirt We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
The meerkats are joined this week by actor, character comedian and writer Jeremy Pinson. Bad babysitters, twink hate, Glee talk - everything Lukas has no stake in. Hope you enjoy!Follow Jeremy at @jer.pinson on IG
We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ â â â https://linktr.ee/meerkatsâ â â , and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ â â â https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodâ â â Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter Find our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
We're joined by our great friend, comedian, improviser, and future therapist Nick Cohen. We discuss his date with Lukas in getting him out of a fender bender, how his Covid experience led him to training to be a mental health professional, and when he and Gabby used to do improv with an egomaniac!
We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ â â https://linktr.ee/meerkatsâ â , and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ â â https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodâ â Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter Find our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
Another local favorite, Noah Snyder joins the pod. Together, Noah and Lukas showed Gabby two girls one cup for the first time, amazingly. We talk is upbringing and how he learned that closing your eyes helps you go to sleep quicker (crazy trick, right?), and Lukas role-plays being his girlfriend for some reason.
Follow Noah at @noah_snyder on Instagram!
We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ â https://linktr.ee/meerkatsâ , and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ â https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodâ Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter Find our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
We have one of our favorite joke writers in the scene on today, Isabel Levin! We talk our craziest dates, our worst fitting roles in school theatre shows (always playing old men), the twin flames doc and character reels on a budget. Come over, sit down and have a watch with us :)
Follow Isabel at @isabelmasonl on Instagram!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
For our first solo episode this new year, Lukas and Gabby review the year in happenings â including the orthodox tunnels, free Palestine, and gabbyâs fun accidental racism. Donât miss this one!
We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show!
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspod Get to know your meerkats!
- Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter Find our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
Mama and Papa Meerkat are bringing uncle Meerkat over today - we have our old friend Oghie on today! Lukas went to middle school with him, Gabby went to high school with him, don't worry it never comes up. We talk our favorite early 2000s movie tropes and all the things Lukas missed out on as an only child - the kind and non-violent dynamics between siblings. One of our favorites, you'll love itFollow Oghie at @oghiemonster We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
đ Get ready for a laughter-filled adventure as the incredibly funny comedian, Jason King (@jasonkingfromqueens), takes the spotlight this week! 𤣠Join us as we dive into a side-splitting discussion covering everything from navigating high school in the bustling city of NYC to the rollercoaster of dating stories, the ups and downs of the comedy journey, and brace yourselves because we even unravel the mystery of the Panera lemonade that's practically lethal! đđ
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We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
In this episode, we've got Danny Moriarty (@dannyiswatching) and Antonio Prisco (@antprisco) from the hilarious @PickyBoys podcast. Buckle up for a wild ride as we dive into discussions about cutting-edge inventions, the quirky world of DIY Taxidermy, and the discourse surrounding 48 oysters!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show!
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
This week's episode is a rollercoaster of conversation as we dive deep into a plethora of topics with the incredible Stephen Brower (@stephenbrower).
He joins us to explore unexpected twists and turns, from Wii Sports to outrageous bars, including "big" surprises and the worst first date spots. Buckle up for a wild ride as we share laughs, stories, and insights you won't want to miss! đ¤đ Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that notification bell for more! đ¤ŠđĽđď¸
We want to hear from YOU!Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show!
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- Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media lukastarnold.com
- Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter Find our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
đ Brace yourselves for a side-splitting adventure as we welcome the incredibly funny and delightful Pat Monaghan (@pats_surpriseparty) to the show! 𤣠This week, we're diving into a laugh-out-loud conversation about Pat's experiences growing up in Jersey, juicy political gossip, "short king" behavior, and an unexpectedly wild discussion about boinking animals đžLike, subscribe, and ring the notification bell to stay tuned for more hilarious content! Share the fun with your friends and let us know your thoughts in the comments below. Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe blush a little! đď¸We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
This week is for the bros đŞ. We just chill and vibe and chat đ. Producer Olivia joins us on the 3rd micđď¸. Maybe we took a little gummy treat before recording đđ. And maybe we encourage you to grab your favorite substance and join us for a silly END OF YEAR HANG! âď¸(Soda is a substance too đĽ¤.) (Okay, no more emojis.)Thank you listeners for all your support this year and we can't wait to bring you more goofs and gaffs in 2024 â¤ď¸HEADS UP: Light pasta eating noises from 12:32 - 22:30. I'm a hungry girl. Sue me! -OliviaWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media#comedy #podcast #podcasts
đ Hold onto your seats because the uproariously funny Tommy Bayer (@tommybayertime) is in the house! 𤣠This week, we're diving headfirst into a riotous discussion with Tommy, exploring everything from high school tales to the nostalgia of cable TV, the trials and tribulations of service jobs, and buckle up, because we're throwing in some jaw-dropping vocabulary for good measure! đđ đ Hit that play button, like, subscribe, and ring the notification bell to stay tuned for more gut-busting content! Share the laughter with your friends and let us know your favorite moments in the comments below. Get ready for a fun-filled episode that's equal parts hilarious and heartwarming! đď¸đđ Get ready to reminisce and laugh out loud as Tommy shares some unforgettable high school stories that will take you on a trip down memory lane. From awkward encounters to unexpected triumphs, this episode is a rollercoaster of teenage tales that you won't want to miss! đđWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
Lukas and Gabby FINALLY get intimate in this one â¤ď¸We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
Get ready for a laughter-packed episode as we're joined by the incredible comedian and journalist, Chika (@chika.el)! 𤣠This week, we dive into a hilarious and insightful conversation about all things comedy, pleasure positivity, memorable encounters with weird school teachers, and the sometimes amusing world of dating app politics. đ¤đWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON! Get acess to episodes a week early, exclusive content, text or drinks, meerkats play, and more! đ https://www.patreon.com/meerkatspodGet to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
We're joined by the hysterical Nick Mestad (@nick_mestad) to talk improv comedy, quirky museums, Swiftie territory, and dating your own clone! đ¤Żđ¤Ł Tune in for a journey through comedy, curiosity, and a touch of the bizarre, as we explore the unexpected intersections of humor, fandom, and the downright surreal. Don't miss out on the laughter â hit that like button, share with your friends, and join us on this hilarious ride! đď¸đ
We want to hear from YOU!Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link đ https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show!
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Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media lukastarnold.com
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Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter Find our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
On todayâs episode: Comedic duo Britt Migs and Irina Chelidze (Cracked, WaHo, Meat Cats Comedy) join us to talk high school bullshit, crazy exâs, and going to bat for your bestie!If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
On todayâs episode: Comedian Julia Desmond (@julia_desmond) joins us to talk about day jobs, reality TV, getting doodoo out of your ass, and âthat whole warâ when the north fought the south.
If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She co-hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media
On todayâs episode: Comedian Micah Eames (@micaheames) joins the meerkats to talk pick-up lines, gay nuns, TedTalks, and Taylor Swiftâs new man.If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com - Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She co-hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitterFind our podcast @twonosymeerkats on all social media#comedy #comedypodcast #podcast #comedians #lukasarnold
On todayâs episode: Comedian and writer Max Gross (@maxgotjokes) joins us to chat about t4t relationships, tree nut allergies, romantic relationships with roller coaster, and Stalker/Songwriters.
If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! https://linktr.ee/meerkats
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- Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there. Find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social media www.lukastarnold.com
- Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She co-hosts the murder mystery stand-up comedy show "If We Did It..." and the Queer Court-themed comedy show "Wait... But Are You Sure?". Find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter
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On todayâs episode: Gabbyâs having trouble âsquittingâ, Aaron Rogers tore his p***y, the aliens are Mexican and we have a few questions for Cosbyâs quaaludes guy. Comedian (and new producer!) Olivia Scenna joins us for a discussion that covers arguably too much ground.If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkatsGet to know your meerkats!- Lukas is a comedian, actor, and voiceover artist whose work you can find on TikTok (where he posts videos of impressions, comedy, and VO-related content), YouTube, audiobooks, and in odd commercials and projects here and there.- Gabby is a comedian, actor, and writer. She co-hosts the women/LGBTQ+ friendly open mic "Anne Hathaway Presents" and co-produces the show âA Night Of Funny Jokes,â broadcasting all things experimental from Improvised Google Docs to a âChoose Your Own Adventureâ for only one person.You can find Lukas at @lukastarnold on all social mediawww.lukastarnold.comAnd can find Gabby at @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok, and @hip_soccer_mom on twitter@twonosymeerkats on all social media
This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, itâs a solo episode! Join Lukas and Gabby as they catch up on Obamaâs latest drama, drugs, the Kardashians, and what Timothee Chalamet was like in high school. Plus, they help listeners deal with new relationships and new roommates.
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This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, itâs a solo episode! Join Lukas and Gabby as they catch up on Obamaâs latest drama, drugs, the Kardashians, and what Timothee Chalamet was like in high school. Plus, they help listeners deal with new relationships and new roommates.
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This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, itâs a crossover episode! Gabby and Lukas are joined by Nick Viagas and Sarah Adelman, hosts of Nick and Sarah Ruin Your Life. Listen in as they chat pop culture knowledge, dating, pranks, and more. Nick and Sarah help Gabby and Lukas with their problems. Plus, they help listeners who are feeling lonely and seeing people they shouldnât see on dating apps.
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This week, Lukas and Gabby are joined by Julia Zhen! Listen in as they chat dating apps, improv, TikTok, and help listeners solve their problems.
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This week, the Meerkats are joined by Asad Benbow! Listen in as they talk about hooking up, checklists for dating, crowdwork, and the Barbie movie.
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This week Gabby and Lukas are joined by Dorian Debose! Listen in as they chat relating to the Kardashians, remembering their dreams, celebrity impressions and more. Plus, they help listeners with forgetting people and summer jobs.
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This week, Gabby and Lukas are joined by Josh Lampley! Listen in as Josh teaches them about Waffle House, they discuss childhood crushes, and Josh tells tales from the farm. Plus, they get some tea from listeners, and help them handle difficult questions around sexuality.
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This week, the Meerkats are joined by Rebecca Weiser! Join in as they chat cults, birthright, Sex and the City, and more. Plus, they help listeners ask for what they want, navigate dating older men, and figure out an awkward roommate situation.
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This week, the Meerkats are joined by comedian Catherine Lindsay! Listen in as they chat Suite Life of Zack and Cody, iconic pop culture moments, and going to church. Plus, we help listeners deal with potential break ups, keeping people out of New York City, and being scared of dinosaurs.
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On this week's episode, Gabby and Lukas are joined by the hilarious Josh Nasser! Join in as they chat celebrity apologies, video games, and comedy idols. Plus, listeners answer questions from previous episodes, we pick band names for them, and help them navigate sensitive friendship dilemmas.
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This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, Gabby and Lukas are joined by Audrey Black (Best Night Ever Comedy)! Join in as they chat about donating your body to science, Audrey guarding a bag of cough drops for Gabby and Lukas' dreams-- plus, they analyze an episode of The L Word after having Lukas watch it with no context (S4E4: Layup).
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This week's episode is chaotic! Join Lukas and Gabby as they discuss an article from The Cut, message people on each other's Hinge accounts, and explain how to take the perfect nude. Plus, they help listeners with friend group drama, what to when they're down, and whether or not flossing is necessary.
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This week, Gabby & Lukas are joined by the hilarious Romy Rosner! Listen in as they chat about the Philly comedy scene, famous Jewish people, and ideal qualities that make or break a relationship. Plus, the trio respond to listener submissions: what makes a woman, missing someone you love, and sending a love letter to the wrong person.
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This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, we're joined by the wonderful Sunny Laprade! Listen in as we giggle about the hanky code, Grace Arnold, and clocky women, and also have insightful conversations with Sunny about what it means to be trans in the U.S.
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This week we're joined by Jake Letizia (Dads Like Ducks, Talkin' to Myself Podcast)! Listen in as we chat flirting with bartenders, turning 30, astrology, and more! Plus, we help listeners enjoy baseball more, make the best of a job they don't like, and discuss our "hear me out" crushes.
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It's a solo episode! Join Lukas and Gabby as they play text or drink, call the EPA, and respond thoughtfully to your Instagram story replies.
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On this week's episode of Two Nosy Meerkats, we're joined by Hayden Arrington! We chat being a twin, scuba diving, horse girls, and more. Plus, we help listeners with relationship problems.
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On this week's episode, we're joined by Shosh Brodman, host of Hound Dog! Listen in as we chat hot parents, intimacy, and summer camp-- plus, we help a listener with some lost items, read fake smut, and get a final update from a listener who took our advice.
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On this week's episode, Gabby and Lukas catch up on Lukas' University of Delaware comedy hour, being a pest, and Gabby trolling a professor. Plus, listeners ask the Meerkats how to be extra, how to approach going out with a girl for the first time, and ask for medical advice.
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It's our 101st episode, and we're joined by Meredith Dietz (Jerry Seinfeld Presents, The Onion, Reductress), David Dobbins (SnD Podcast), and Aran Abilock Clemmons (Anne Hathaway Presents, Super Smash Show) for a wild and crazy time. We talk about rizz, divorced parents, breakups, and more, plus Lukas and Gabby's favorite moments from the pod.
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This week we're hanging out with Claire Siemietkowski, host of Simpfest! Listen in as we talk birthright trips, being in love, and going to jail. Plus, listeners write in about anosmia, flirting on vacation, and finding out you're dating your cousin.
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This week we're joined by the wonderful Olivia Scenna, co-host of Jimmy Buffet Presents! Listen in as Lukas, Gabby, and Olivia talk about everything from handling grief and protecting communities at comedy events to whether or not Nancy Pelosi is fun enough to be Italian and Shane Dawson getting cancelled.
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This week we're joined by Ryan Ciecwisz, co-host of Silly Goof Comedy! Ryan details his LinkedIn work history, tells us about his recent trip to the zoo, and we chat reality TV. Plus, our listeners dare to ask: is it weird to like wrestling? Can you write fan-fics about your classmates? Are you really engaged if you don't post it to Instagram? Listen in to find out!
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This week, Two Nosy Meerkats is cominâ at you live from Stand Up New Yorkâs podcast studio! Listen in as Gabby and Lukas chat mushroom trips, being psychic, and more. Plus, listener submissions cover everything from writerâs block to lifting up the furry community.
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Itâs a Meerkats instant classic with the hilarious, sumptuous and tall Art Cai! Art remembers when Gabby began 9/11. A listener has a crush on their stepmom. And subscribe to our Supercast to watch the meerkats CONFRONT Art about his (real) love of Jerry Seinfeld.
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The meerkats welcome the one and only Jinkx Monsoon to the pod! Sheâs Mamma Morton in Chicago on Broadway, sheâs the queen of the queens, sheâs a gamer, witch, and absolute sensation. This interview was a blast, diving in with the state of trans rights today (could be better) and diverging into pugs, comedia dâel arte, Jinkxâs upcoming Everything At Stake tour, and how Gabby and Lukas are essentially married. Jinkx lovingly begs listeners to get a hobby, and Aran Abilock Clemmons, the comedian, drag scholar, and 1/2 of Anne Hathaway Presents, joins to engage everyone in an exciting bonus portion, available on our Supercast now!
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The meerkats are joined by comedian, sketch producer, and writer Momo! We discuss the experience of immigrating both to the Sudan and back to the US (at last, someone Lukas can bond with about being Sudanese and actually tell him what itâs like since heâs never been lol), how boobs function as boomerangs, how both Lukas and Gabby watch too many dating shows, and what Momoâs weirdest date in NYC was! Donât worry, we made space for some listenersâ high school drama too, itâs still Meerkats :)
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The wonderful Esther Fallick joins the meerkats to talk shop on her journey as a comedian and songwriter. These three get into how she works with her composers, spoofing musical theatre tropes, and perhaps most importantly, her âhomageâ to an iconic New York landmark. Listeners are really in a pickle this week with their closeted loves, and the meerkats love and support them!!! Time heals all wounds (except some!!) youâll be fine!!
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The meerkats are joined this week by budding voice actor and sometimes comedian Martin Urbano. Martin isnât like our other guests â he is from Texas. Digressions include the M&M store (again), vaccine âshakes,â Attack on Titans (and Jews), and development of Martinâs onstage character, the apology tour comedian. Listeners beg for new porn ideas AND threaten us with an unusual question about cookies.
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The Meerkats bring on musical sensation Allie Lawrence to talk bullying younger siblings, cartoon women, standing up for yourself, and moreâŚbefore their session is interrupted by the ghost of Lukasâs dad. Listeners bring in their romance woes and the gang admires their maturity. Some of you all are doing real communication at 13 â good for you and DONâT take any of the Meerkatsâ advice!
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New Jerseyâs greatest comedian Akshay Sampath joins the meerkats this week to talk creativity, music, comedic influences, dementia, and so so so much more. A new mother writes in with a HIGHLY targeted request and a high schooler begs her ex to stop writing fan fiction about her friend group.
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The meerkats are BACK for another season and so is their returning guest, Sheria! Fibroids, white South Africans, karaoke, f*ckboy defenders, bisexualsâŚ.oh my. Listeners bring in some questionable theories on dinosaurs and Sheria and Gabby cry while Lukas looks on sympathetically. Itâs great to be here, the meerkats have missed you!
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The meerkats team up in a crossover dream episode with the creators of Worthless Clowns pod (coming soon to all platforms). Brittany and Ali dive into big necks, Irish pride, grief-clogging the toilet and so much more. Listeners get deep and these two gals judge them hard (with love). This was basically our Christmas episode â see you all in the new year with some BIG NEWS!Â
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CW: this episode contains a lot of very adult themes, including sexual violence, drug addiction, and mental health. Discretion advised â we love you all!
Sheâs back from the Zoom days!!! Comedian and love of our lives Espi joins the meerkats to open up about everything and everything â Requiem for a Dream, childhood obsession with fight club, making terrible first impressions, and so much more. Listeners dish on an ice cream shop scandal, mental health, and a new kind of fruit extract for Lukas to try.Â
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The meerkats bring on the S of SnD podcast, the man bringing back prank calls â Sean OâConnor! Sean divulges on writing a Hallmark movie, how no one in the year of our lord 2022 expects a prank call anymore, and details the west side story drama of windsurfing vs sailing. Listeners bring in conversations around olives, pickles, tattoos, and of course, furries, while self-perception corner will show you all that Sean is actually NOT from California (he would never).
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CW: this episode contains mentions of suicide.Â
The meerkats really dive into it with Ruth, going from a shared distaste for performing high school to an infamous fanfic starring her and the one and only Benedict Cumberbatch. Online school, copycat suicides, âholes,â falling in love with female friends, and more come up as Ruth reminisces on her life before killing it in the standup game today. Lukas, Gabby and Ruth help a closeted listener, plus one with an insane fear of shower water.
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Well, hereâs the episode youâve been waiting for, even if you didnât know it â Tessa Belle joins the meerkats today to talk about the Amish, kissing identical looking women, the joy of abundance, and so many more insane riffs that itâs hard to keep track. A listener wants their friendâs dead name, and self-perception corner reveals Gabbyâs anti-blonde biases. Tessa is such a gem â you donât want to miss this one.
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The meerkats are joined by rising NYC comedian and LA hater, Molly Zalman. She takes us through her job surrounded by the hottest people, how to do the best impression of Gabby the world has ever seen, and each of the celebrities we find suspicious. Molly also graces our listeners with her takes on their pranks and on brita filters. You NEED to pay attention to this comedian - she's on the rise - you heard it here first. Â WE WARNED YA
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The meerkats bring back one of their faves from the zoom days, the hilarious murderess Divya herself! Divya & her pals revisit their discussion on death itself as she recounts her spooky sorority days (unrelated). A listener leaves her boyfriend for his cousin, and another laments their lactose intolerant roommate. Also, RIP Aaron Carter. Man, time passes!!
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Lukas and Gabby meet again and commiserate on Gabbyâs newfound Karen-ism in the face of homophobia. A classic Lukas-Gabby convo, all they can remember from it is that they talked about queer straight icons. The rest is up to you to hear. Listeners submissions include an absolutely insane unvetted story about Main Menu music and a traumatic high school evacuation.
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Today the meerkats join forces with the incredibly brilliant writer of the show âSolo,â premiering at Soho Playhouse! Gabe Mollica brings us stories of getting caught red-handed in his college library, youthful forays into musical theatre, his current life as a college essay tutor, and the difficulty of making friends as an adult. Listeners remind us of the early GOTCHA in learning tomatoes are a fruit, ask for our spirit STDs; one viewer confesses a long-held secret.
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The meerkats are blessed today on a marginally shorter, but jam packed episode by the wonderful Sam Morrison. Try to keep track of everyone as we go from ultimate fantasies: Nathan Lane in the Producers and Bo Burnham circa 2009, to coke or Pepsi (the game everyone simply MUST know), to edging Lukas by spilling water on the couch. Hold onto your seats, we also give childless advice to a mom with two kids under three. Nothing about this episode is right (but honestly, good)
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The meerkats are joined today by Friend Island UKâs (NOT love island) very own Alex Murdoch! Diving into Netflixâs Kissing Booth trilogy, the dark underbelly of open mic logistics, eating disorder recovery and more was a joy and delight. Listeners seek help on how and if to quit competitive soccer, a sexual awakening from Arthur (NOT THE AARDVARK), and getting close to a crush.
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One of New York cityâs finest roast battlers, funniest comics, and sweetest fellas joins the meerkats this week! Dan, Lukas and Gabby get into everything from the philosophy of roasting to American Idolâs ill-fated âVote for the Worstâ campaign. Dan kills it on a new Rapid Fire opinion section, then agrees with (boy) listeners on bad boyfriends, theatre girl heartbreak, and Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
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Your meerkats could not be more PUMPED to bring on comic, writer, DOULA, and iconic Jewess Danielle Deluty. Wanna hear three people talk the nuances of growing up Jewish, the pros and cons of Shiva baby, the medicalization of birth, and the placenta complaints about being ignored? This is your episode. One listener brings an update about Emily from School (first spoken of on Josh Flitterâs episode) and asks for tips on rebelling against your parents without getting kicked out. Sick!
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Today the meerkats are joined by the fantastic comic and co-host of Friend Island UK Kevin Mulharin! Kevin, Lukas and Gabby nerd out on their favorite comics, relive Kevinâs days working the McDonaldâs drive-through, and reminisce on the trope âall blonds are terrorists.â Listeners ask for recaps on Lea Michele lore and ask if itâs okay to be a bouncer forever (spoiler alert: itâs not only okay, itâs sick as hell). The meerkats have missed you guys â more episodes coming soon!
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The meerkats are back with news from Lukasâs summer in Edinburgh - AND MORE FROM SCOTLAND IN REAL TIME. Captured is a live reaction of the queenâs passing, and an even quicker descent to tastelessness regarding the royal family. Mama and papa meerkat couldnât have asked for a better moment to record. They also help a listener broach the subject of polyamory to their spouse, and another listener reminds us of how traumatic the first agent cody banks movie was. Itâs good to be back :)
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Today the meerkats are joined by non other than ĂĂTĂR, improviser and king of Raya, Josh Flitter! Josh gives us amazing insight into his former life as a child actor, what it was like to be Ace Ventura Pet Detective Jr. (and dealing with the grown men yelling at him about it), and how to pump yourself up to take on any challenge you meet. Listeners bring in possibly the most horrifying listener submission yet, along with a fear of car doors. The meerkats loved this episode so much. Though theyâll be on hiatus for a bit, they love you very much too.
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Comic, producer and TCM Universe savant Sabrina joins the meerkats to talk about kicking back to the movie There Will Be Blood, dating British men, undiagnosed ADHD and much more. Listeners bring in everything from earnest coming out stories to a rating of Gabbyâs morality, which leads all three âpanelistsâ to discuss what morality even means. A fun one you donât want to miss!Â
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Featuring our good friend and wonderful comic Belton, this episode spans the gamut between sports and pop culture (actually, thatâs pretty much it). Belton gives the meerkats a laymanâs explanation of the human interest story playing out on the Brooklyn Nets. Gabby talks Lana Del Reyâs oldest controversy. All three figure out a new way to pay people (reel footage). Listeners discus everything from how to stop doomscrolling to the thrilling tale of how Ray J got his start.Â
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The meerkats are joined by Gabbyâs rival open mic/show host, co-producer of Jerry Seinfeld Presents in NYC - Meredith Dietz! We start off strong with a wild take that a certain catastrophe in Europe in the 1940s was bad. I know. Wild. We continue to wrongly guess Meredithâs dating history, reflect on her education in a boarding school, and take another controversial stance to NOT drink and drive. Meredith helps us end strong with a deep dive interrogation on the experience of having a penis. Super wholesome. Super funny. What more can you ask for, I ASK YOU
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Recorded right before Gabby went to her European Rumspringa, this episode dives into fundraising efforts, teaching Lukas what a hazard light was, hot takes on if deciding if celebrity partners look like their siblings,, listeners having spontaneous sexual awakenings watching girls eat cake ⌠truly the full emotional gamut. A solo ep for the ages!
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Your very Jewish meerkats welcome the hilariously traumatized Catholic Syd King! Syd recounts her attempt to get a purity ring as a kid, the OTJHJ, and her obvious parallels with Jerry Seinfeld. Digressions include Twilight, wrestling, baseball (as usual) and the quadratic formula. Listeners get advice on a VERY tasteless instructional video and what to do about some bad-luck crushes.
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Mama and papa meerkat are disappointed to say that no one, not them, not their special guest - comedian Brittany Cardwell - will ever be as funny as Brittanyâs dad. They spend the majority of the pod wishing they could be flies on the wall of the Cardwell home. Brittany shares the genius sketches she made with friends, the shame of the sawdust getting brought out at school, and how she began standup while living in New Zealand before ultimately making the move back stateside. They're also proud to know that fans of the podcast like to get intimate with them on in the background. Have a great week meerkats :)
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Your neighborhood meerkat husband and wife hang out this week with Benny Feldman! Benny briefs us on his latest YouTube holes, his family history, undersea creatures and his friendsâ many unusual crimes. This episode brings up many philosophical quandaries: are some puns great? Should bowser become a leather daddy? Listeners bring stories of feet kinks and stage fright (not in that order!) and self perception corner gets real deep.
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The meerkats are back with "their friend" and "comedian" Tina Sieben to recap all things to do with Netflix's "Selling Sunset." Is Christine truly a villain? And what of her backstory revealed on Call her Daddy? Was Chrishell's relationship legit? Are the dogs on the show secret agents from the deep state. We cover everything without EVER getting sidetracked. We also make some time to help a listener decide if a post-coital dapping up is appropriate and how much bodily function take is too much for a situationship.
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The meerkats get down and dirty with the almost upsettingly funny Jamie!! Gabby finishes recapping her class trip to Margaritaville, Jamie recalls his unusual college roommate situation, and Lukas considers what the internet is doing to his brain. Niche mutual friends, struggles with sobriety, ânormal guy stuffâ â this ep has it all. Listeners bring stories of theatre department sex couches and romantic gestures featuring beans.
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The meerkats are joined by their tallest guest to date - comedian, writer, skater extraordinaire, John Hedrick. John reveals his love for the tooth fairy, explains how a hypotherapist helped him deal with performance anxiety, made us some wonderful Moscow mules and shared his introduction to standup. The three discuss the beauty of spontaneous sets you donât have the opportunity to overthink, and Gabby finally gets to talk sports with someone as John gives us the inside baseball on skating dynamics. A listener deals with burnout and another leaves a crappy employee to their own devices for a few weeks.
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Lukas and Gabby meerkat are joined by the wonderful and hilarious Clara, who totally does NOT give off Yale vibes! Clara recalls coming out to their family via theatrical play (a thing Gabby seemed to forget existed) remembers the harrowing two weeks on Twitter when everything was cake, remarks on the peculiar alternate universe of âimprov peopleâ and much more. Gabby takes an attachment style quiz, Lukas continues going deeper into the Selling Sunset universe, and Clara stealâs Lukasâs coveted couch spot. Listeners opine on the one thing no one should do while vaping and cause a raucous discussion on Buzz Lightyear.
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The meerkats get together over charcuterie with neurotic New Orleans king Sam Schaefer! These three hooligans dive into southern sports culture, toxic high school relationships, bad mental health episodes and of course, the various insults strangers love to hurl at Sam. Listener submissions bring out a 3 years late discussion of the Joker and a referendum on modern art, and self-perception corner gets real sappy. This oneâs deep and funny and all the things, donât miss it!
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A local legend graces the Meerkats' podcast recording, the one and only Mia Faith Hammond. A 7 year veteran of the industry, she regales us with her first open mic experiences, preparing for 3 months before doing her first set, before doing a mic where allegedly both Louis CK and Michael Jordan both signed up (just so you know what kind of caliber comedian we bring on for you). We also discuss the cultural impact of 'Monk' and 'South Park' and you can vote right now on your phones which one we think has aged better with the times! (we have no voting system for you, but just tap randomly on your phones while you do your best). What a gem this episode is.
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The meerkats are accompanied by a guest you may have seen on Comedy Central, JFL, and running the high school tech theatre world in NC! Maddie Wiener talks starting comedy as a teenager, the horrors of seeing a serious movie in 4DX, and her sexual awakening for the Jonas Brothers. Lukas reveals his scientology audit rating and retells the story of his worst celebrity encounter, and Gabby shares seemingly all her worst takes. Listener submissions, which are definitely written by real people and not just Lukas and Gabby complimenting themselves, Â include a unique riddle, Thanataphobia, and a possible breakup in waiting.
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The meerkats are back with a wonderful guest who they refuse to intro until midway into the episode! Comedian and Catholic school survivor Debankur brings tales of sister âHosemaryâ from Catholic school, spills hot takes on âthe slap heard âround the world,â and co-opts Gabbyâs grandmaâs catch phrase. Lukas and Gabby discuss Theranos (so much can be done with one drop of blood), and listeners bring phobias of fish and intrusive thoughts. Self perception corner confirms that Debankur is a menace.
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Gabby is back from the dead, and back in her seat after Tina âcolonializedâ it last week. The Meerkats recount how Gabby and her girlfriend enjoyed a carvel cake congratulating them on getting COVID, and answer a call from a scammer LIVE ON CAMERA. They defend honorary meerkat, Kim Kardashian, and dispel their own forbidden flavor combinations. A listener brings in their first foray into standup, and another decides whether to sow their wild oats or continue with their relationship. Plus, more 9/11 talk! What could be better?
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Your meerkats co-hosts, TINA and Lukas, bring you a podcast with a special guest, Gabby Jordan Brown! This episode features an in-depth interview with our Covid-addled guest, Gabby, wondering when she will ever start a podcast of her own. Diversions include Barbies falling out the window, Tina âjust checking in,â and thoughts on the Jackass franchise. Listeners submissions devolve into these two lesbos roasting Lukas for his love for community theatre and for combining a listeners two worst fears, and self-perception corner puts our guestâs chaos under a microscope. A great episode and a reminder to not get the fourth wave of Covid!Â
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The meerkats welcome back friend of the pod and one of two virgins we know, Maxim Allen! Your hosts touch upon their awful middle school voicemail messages, why Maxim swears by the green texts, reminisce on the horror of outdoor comedy, and the fierce divisions between furries, scalies, birdies and more. Listeners wonder how to tell a friend you like them but donât love them, and whether itâs okay to find trees hot. Check out Maximâs podcast âDonât Quit Your Day Jobâ and please, for our sake, go out and see some live comedy. We love you!
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We're joined this week by Lee Lan. All is covered: Kim Kardashian's career arcs, Leeâs experience finding Indiana, nipple piercing woes, and the secret desire to just go full mormon and try soaking - you didn't hear it from us, if you're ever asked. We also hear from a listener's unreciprocated feelings for an aromatic friend, and someone with synesthesia tells us what our voices sound like! What gems you all are â¤ď¸ we hope you enjoy this one :)
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This week the meerkats are joined by an absolute wealth of relatively useless information, the hilarious Michael Abber! A human anachronism, Michael immediately schools Lukas and Gabby on CBS news platforms, hanging out with old ladies at Broadway shows, and the harrowing reason he can no longer wear his favorite hemp pants! A listener gets a series of whirlwind tangents from the meerkats and co. on how to deal with transphobic parents and why NOT to send nudes to your cousins. This is an episode you absolutely cannot miss
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Mr. and Ms. Meerkats are joined this episode by an unbelievable and hilarious pro comic, Steven Rogers! Gabby canât remember how age works, Steven brings us a brand new way to think about eyeballs, and Lukas spurs everyone to remember the first time they were rude. Listeners write in with woes of writerâs block and fear of ladders, and self-perception corner tackles Stevenâs anxiety head on. This was such a cool episode and the meerkats cannot wait for you to hear it!
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The Meerkats bring on Lukas's worst nightmare - comedian and roaster who beat him in a battle last year, Carlos Nolla! Together they discuss the ways in which Carlos and Lukas sometimes have issues relating to other men, how Jesus probably was amazing at foreplay, and how uncool they all were in high school after discussing Euphoria. They also enjoy a listener's tale of scaring her nephew with El Cucuy and help another listener deal with a clingy partner. Classic Meerkats episode riding the line between silly and deep. What a fun one! Check it out :)
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The meerkats bring back another iconic returner IRL: comic, producer, and Selling Sunset stan Shatha Yas! These crazy kids talk giving scarecrows their own charity and the âattentivenessâ of ICE. Listeners dole out tales of fearing butterflies, homesickness and that one teacher who canât do anything but simply will never get fired. We all know the one. This was a fun ep, donât miss it!Â
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The meerkats continue to bring back guests with returner Chris Shurr, a comedian and ravishing young lady who does NOT know what happens next when they ask you on the street if youâre Jewish. Gabby loves asexuals (really!) and Lukas educates everyone on Judah Macabeeâs MLM. Listeners seek advice on being an eighth grade âballerâ and gaining confidence, plus some unusual facts about meerkat anatomy, and Chris finally gets her own self-perception corner!
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You know itâs gonna be a great episode when the hosts and guests say âwhat is going on?â multiple times. Friend of the pod and notoriously married Aran Abilock Clemmons returns to discuss the naked people in the back of Lukasâs apartment, how Lukas is actually Anne Hathaway, and early fears about what the cops would do if they caught Aran watching p*rn. Listener submissions include 9/11 conspiracy theories and support from a Gen X listener, and Aran revisits his perceptions of us and himself! You donât want to miss this one, itâs absolutely unhinged!
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Ho ho ho! Lukas and Gabby are joined for the holiest of days with a fan favorite, David Dobbins, and new fan favorite, Antoine Nessralla. Antoine fills the meerkats in on his recent apartment showing which triggered his memories of mafia movies. David Dobbins dishes the dirt on what itâs like living with Antoine. And the meerkats enjoy some chocolate babka while Antoine tells listeners to get a job and mow a lawn. We all wish you a very MEERry KATSmas
Follow Antoine at @all_twon and David at @they_took_our_dobbs
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Gabby and Lukas get serious: they clear the air on their stance on furries, as you've been waiting for. This is a more relaxed episode, no guest because of Omicron giving NYC a big fat hug (rest assured: the meerkats each tested twice before meeting to record. Stay safe.) They go into JK Rowlingâs MERCH, Gabby's admiration for Basquiat, and Lukas's mischievous prank on a college professor. They also help a listener deal with omicron safety and another potentially come out to her family as PAN - all in a day's WOK! (get it??? Pan??? Wok??? WEâRE DOING OUR BEST. OKAY, FINE JUST ENJOY THE EPISODE)
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Gather 'round ye gen-z youths, because the meerkats are joined by Lululemon's best customer: Ryan O'Toole! He and the meerkats will regale you with harrowing tales of the EARLY DAYS OF FACEBOOK. What a time to be young, it was. When a notification meant something! They also get into whether Quiddich should have more CTE, memories of high school fist fights, and Ryan's introduction to comedy in Boston. A listener writes in with fear of vocalizing a crush, which elicits a warning from Ryan not to be like him and the meerkats! Such a wonderful time doing this episode :) enjoy!
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Weâre not gonna lie. This episode of the pod is just Lukas and Gabby trying to keep up. If podcasting is formula 1, comedian April Clark is our Lewis Hamilton. Together she reunites with the friends made at the insurrection, helps educate Lukas on the many varieties of lesbians and Gabby in the definition of so-called bisexual lighting. We also hear the extraordinary story of a listenerâs mom who hit a deer with her car into an overhead sign. Bad luck or talent! This was too much to cover in a blurb but itâs an episode you HAVE to hear.Â
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From this moment forth, Two Nosy Meerkats is a Claire tribute podcast. BC = Before Claire, AD = Alexander Domain. For real, sheâs one of our favorite comedians performing. She explains her admiration of the Kardashians, her advice for a ânew directionâ Lukas can take his TikTok in, joins Gabby in bragging to Lukas about her âalive dad,â and for some reason brings up all of our woes as theatre children. Woof. But she gives some great advice to a listener on finding the courage to confess their feelings to a recently single gal. Fun fact: this episode was Stephen Sondheimâs final wish. (for real though, RIP Stephen)
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The meerkats are joined in this episode by the Florida man of the internet, Ben Brainard! Ben and Lukas were on the road doing shows all week before recording this episode, and Lukas smoked him in a music knowledge contest on the drive to NYC, jsyk. They discuss his childhood in Daytona Beach, his experience as the prankster of the army reserves, and Lukas and Gabby nearly join the army just for the massive amount of pockets you get on your uniform. They help a listener deal with vocalizing their feelings even if it's at the expense of some friendships. I'm getting emotional just typing this. You don't want to miss this one!
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The Meerkats are joined by the cohost of Fun Gutter Comedy Show, the great, the powerful, the 23 years young comedian: Sasha Von D. They cover the effectiveness of adult diapers, the transition every young man inevitably makes from regular milk to chocolate milk, and Gabbyâs calling to become the doula of the comedy scene. Sasha also helps a younger listener realize both that they should be kinder to themselves, but also that they are terrible. Mixed messaging! This episode has it all!
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The Meerkats are joined by Caleb Clark, forever known to the public as "his mom's favorite son." They discuss his experience in the fashion industry prior to starting standup, that time in high school he took a Korean exchange student to black church, reminisce on the great triumphs of Queen Latifah. Stick it out to the end to hear them respond to listeners' woes on a work-related love triangle and internet stalking.
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The Meerkats are joined this week by comedian Bailey Pope. She gives the lowdown on the wild and crazy world of hairstyling, including the science of different hair types, how stylists work to serve different identities, and hearing secrets at the salon. Bailey also dishes on her own childhood and transition, her experience performing in the year of the roast battle, and of course, addresses Gabbyâs continued hatred and oppression toward women. Listener submissions hold some amazing typos and self-perception corner becomes âare you my mommyâ corner!
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The meerkats are back! After an extended hiatus (Jesus, Gabby, how long was your vacation) your meerkats reconnect and discuss all that's gone on in their lives since last they recorded an episode. They play the game: "which human rights would you give up first?", discuss the enviable lifestyle of the phone-based dominatrix, and dream up a VERY different version of West Side Story.
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The meerkats left no stone unturned with comedian David Dobbins, discussing world domination, the complex world of telemarketing, asymptomatic elephantiasis and much more! Listeners bring in fears of being too sensitive and of âbri ish pee pole,â and self-perception corner brings a spirited debate on whether itâs okay to be smart (lesson learned: NEVER READ)
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This episode was recorded before our hiatus but because, and we're dumb-dumbs, it's been posted 2 weeks later. Anyway - Lukas reminisces on his experience re-entering the country after going to the UK for Christmas, Gabby reminisces on her seminal performance as Buffalo Bill, They discuss castmate romances the gender neutral version of niece/nephew. They also get abstract, and ponder what a flight would have to do to get cancelled on twitter. Hope it's a fun one for you guys too, we had a blast!
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Omg, itâs the first meerkats live show â on Lukasâs actual birthday! Lukas describes how even while aging heâs still a pod person, which is like an Amish person with a phone. Gabby revisits her cancellation and vaping in a TJ Maxx. Comedians Sasha Von D, Caleb Clark, Dan Frank, and Chris Shurr chime in with sexual awakenings, which really really go off the rails. The meerkats take amazing listener submissions as always and Lukas DESTROYS a piĂąata with his bare hands. This show was a blast, and Mom and Pop Meerkat have more live shows to come!
Another meerkats first this week as they interview their first guest with her own Wikipedia page: actress, writer, and professional basketball player (allegedly) Nadia Alexander! Nadia talks getting into acting at a young age, being type-cast into teenage roles and the perils of clubbing with a really embarrassing celebrity. Lukas finally reveals his master plan to get everyone inside last year so he could become TikTok famous, and Gabby confesses that sheâs been getting one celeb name wrong her whole life. Listener submissions bring stories of steamy and sexually confused dreams, jumping back into old relationships, and taxidermy.
And join us this Wednesday at 7:30pm for our first meerkats live show â on Lukasâs birthday! Tickets available in our bios!
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The meerkats get together after their live show most definitely happened to reflect on the death of Lukasâs father. Lukas talks dealing with the complicated emotions around his specific grief, gaining closure at the end of a complicated familial relationship, and how much the responses to his most recent video helped him cope. Gabby brings in stories from a complicated familial death of her own before the meerkats end on a surprise segment and some truly out of pocket listener submissions. If youâve recently lost a loved one or want to help a friend who has, your meerkats hope this episode can help in some way!Â
Warning: this episode contains detailed discussions of some more serious topics, such as death, divorce and sexual violation.Â
What an absolutely delightful interview the meerkats had with comedian and resident smart friend Shatha Yas! Lukas and Gabby pick Shathaâs brain about her work in international relations, getting into standup comedy and of course, skin care routines. Lukas admits he still has a landline and Shatha divulges some of the weird lingo that Harvard University ascribes to otherwise totally normal things. Listeners get into Zoom calls gone wrong, which leads Shatha to recall the story of when her meeting was infiltrated by Russian porn bots, and one writer-in questions if sheâs straight or bi, which brings Gabby to discuss her recent cancellation on Twitter. This episode is a complete joy â you wonât want to miss it!
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Your meerkats welcome comedian and Tik Tok star Molly Clark! Molly and Lukas tell arrest stories (ACAB forever) which brings some insights into their most prominent differences. Gabby is terrified of Lukasâs âskinnyâ neck, and the pod brings back 9/11 memories. This weekâs submissions cause a heated debate about whether or not a listener is in the friend zone, and belly button fears come back to haunt one of our hosts. Self-perception corner gives Molly a more generous read on herself. This is one to watch â donât miss it!
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Gabby starts off guns blazing with a tale of heavy bleeding during Mission Impossible 3. Lukas reminisces on a French teacher haunted by phantom voices. Both analyze the desperation in their political emails and get into the f****d up ways the reality TV they love most is doctored. Listener submissions go from compatibility issues to furries, which the 'kats are told to ânot just Googleâ and end up Googling anyway. Maybe next week theyâll be furries! Watch out! This solo episode falls off the rails QUICKLY and you wonât want to miss it.
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Comedian and writer extraordinaire Gus Constantellis comes to spill some (occasionally bleeped for NDA purposes) tea with Mom and Papa Meerkat! Gus talks writing on TV reboots, resonating with Greek-Americans on Tik Tok, and why he hates being called âpocket-sized.â The meerkats get inspired by Gusâs stories of being fearless while writing and making content, even as he and Lukas leave Gabby and her low follower count in the dust. Listeners dish on fears of pointy shoes and small fish, and ask for advice on communication and armpit hair.
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Your meerkats are joined this week by comedian, writer, and tall person Nick Cohen! Nick has questions about Tik Tok that only Lukas can answer. Itâs unclear if Gabby knows what dementia is. Listeners bring an explanation of an infamous poem from last week (finally!), a question on gift-giving, some fun would you rathers, and a brand new term â âvaxhole.â Nick, Gabby, and Lukas reminisce on producing shows in New York before lockdown in self-perception corner. You wonât want to miss this one!Â
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The meerkats return with one of their faves, comedian and writer Vannessa Jackson! Together, they discuss the mechanics of sliding into DMs and analyze the psyche of a young internet troll. Vannessa relates to Chrissy Teigen only insofar as agreeing oneâs ultimate goal in life should be to get off of Twitter. They also cover the flat earth and mermaid conspiracy theories (aka Aquafarians) and read a truly L A Y E R E D poem from a listener. You are invited to write in with your interpretations, fellow Meerkats. This is a fun one!Â
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Your Meerkats talk this week with singer-songwriter, actress, and Tik Tok SEN-SHA-SHON Bailey Grey! Bailey & Gabby recover from their One Direction era. Lukas corrects Gabbyâs British pronunciation and once again extols the virtues of a bidet. All three yearn for a ⌠slightly modified version of Dear Evan Hansen. Listeners write in, including possibly Melania Trump, with horse phobias, invasions of privacy, and more.Â
Follow Bailey! @bailey.grey on ig, @thedailybaileyshow on tiktok, and check out her new EP: "The Reason I Smile
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A solo episode with your meerkats today as Lukas and Gabby discuss the recent interview with Harry and Meghan in conversation with Oprah. Listen to them attempt to use codenames but quickly abandon the effort as they read between the lines of the interview. Lukas recounts his own experiences as someone from a mixed-race family, Gabby relates the immigrant experience to Princess Dianaâs, and both of them want to suck the glaze off âMiss Donutsâ toes, apparently. Listeners also write in with cruise ship lawsuits and true-crime induced phobias! Check it out :)
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The meerkats interview none other than the woman who taught them both about stand-up comedy: the amazing comic and teacher Linda Smith! Linda talks starting out in Boston, hacking it in the 80s and 90s as a woman in comedy, and the perils/benefits of dating other comics. One listener buries the lede hard with a story about Mormonism and unrequited love, and another brings tales of a friend who seems to only be gay when drunk.Â
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Josh, Lukasâs close friend, is dating an older woman with a young kid. Melissa, a hilarious NYC comedian, happens to be in a loving polycule. MarĂa, Gabbyâs high school sweetheart (!!) has been in all kinds of relationships, all overlapping since 2013. On this very special ep, Lukas and Gabby interview each of these amazing people and answer everything from how their relationships have changed them personally to whether poly people all share memes in the same group chat.
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The meerkats get existential this week with filmmaker and Gabbyâs ex-roommate, Pat Heywood! Pat talks meditation, the process of writing a good movie, and what itâs like growing up with 17 cats in your house. The Buddhist principle of Wu Wei is compared to the infamous late-2000s concept of âThe Game.â Gabby, Lukas, and Pat tackle a listenerâs inner war against pregnant toes and anotherâs wild family infidelity tale, and this weekâs self-perception corner goes HARD.Â
Check out Pat's recent films! - "Gramercy" and "Fall River"
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The Meerkats immediately get roasted by their guest, Tik Tok sensation Charlotte Moore, over their mutual blind spot on Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Gabby gets yelled at for self-deprecating and Lukas learns about the mysteries of Bachelor Nation. Charlotte expands on her knowledge of slug sex (they could self-fertilize but choose not to â powerful!). One listener details an unusual fetish/phobia combo, and another asks genuine advice on getting over someone.Â
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Comedian and friend of the pod Divya joins the meerkats in a conversation that quickly devolves into which cheese would make the best bed spread, and into whether George Orwell produced or wrote for Britney Spears. Divya dishes an early work horror story, Gabby details an early obsession with Quiznos and Lukas submits a Raya profile, live. Listeners divulge a fear of pooping their pants and a harrowing story of some maybe-stalking that they were maybe-involved-in.
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Weâve made it and no one died!! The meerkats finally learn who Marjorie Taylor Greene is, and Lukas gives us his pitch, made famous on Tik Tok, for locking Trump alone in a room and giving him a bop it. The first ever live drinking game between the hosts occurs on the pod with shots of tequila and Skrewball underscoring Would You Rather. One listener close to Gabby exposes her fear of having her belly button touched, and the meerkats help a friend of the pod through a confrontation at the gym.
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This week, comedian and burgeoning stonk expert Bo Ballew talks to the meerkats about the wild events of January 2021 so far. Lukas gushes over the UK royal family, Gabby pees mid-recording, and Bo circles back on the current life of Rachel Dolezal. Listeners bring Bo, Lukas, and Gabby stories of too many dogs in one house, lucid dreams, and fears around squirting.
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The meerkats welcome comedian extraordinaire Espi Rivadeneira to the pod! Lukas fangirls over Espiâs hilarious material, and Gabby bonds with her over their shared method of writing â talking out loud, going so far as to have fake phone conversations on the street as a way to sneakily rehearse. They discuss Espi's time as a teacher, sobriety, COVID recovery, and bringing humor to dark sh*t. Todayâs listeners write in with one mind, specifically about terrible English teachers.
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This week, the meerkats help comedian friend of the pod, Zach Khandakji, conceive a hot new dating app even Shark Tank couldnât refuse â âTerrible for You,â marketed to people who go for only the worst in potential lovers. Gabby, Lukas, and Zach cover âBean Dad,â Hilaria Baldwin, and the raid on the Capitol. A brief room tour reveals that at home, Zachâs bedroom doubles as his dadâs office, and one of Zachâs dreams brings out a new form of social...domination.
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As the meerkats waited for their guest, the comedian and Twitter sensation Kristopher Thomas, to arise from his slumber, Gabby reveals her straight-girl behaviors, and Lukas meets the inventor of headphones. Kristopher talks transitioning in quarantine, meeting his super hot girlfriend online, and the âat capacityâ copypasta. Another comedian friend writes in about a man who wants to cut off a key part of himself for social clout, and Kristopher ends us off on a very insightful Self-Perception Corner.
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The meerkats go solo this week while Lukas hangs out with Big Ben in London. They discuss high school (AGAIN, because it never leaves you!), fears of personal intrusion, and means, medians and modes. A listener navigates the strange land of Tik Tok thirst traps, while another struggles with whether to send a notes app confession.Â
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Delightful as ever is the Meerkats' friend and adorable guest, Matt Albino! Matt, Gabbyâs husband of 18 years (itâs true, donât fact-check it) brings us into his childhood watching the 1994 classic Babyâs Day Out. He regales Lukas and Gabby with a wild tale of his first experience trying comedy, populated by only the host and a Borat impersonator. The first âLegal Gossipâ segment comes to the pod, a listener wants to play Minecraft without the incels, and Lukas & Gabby question the perceptions of Self-Perception Corner. Â
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At long last, the meerkats welcome long-time friends and comedians Lee Lan and Maxim Allen, who coincidentally happen to be the first heterosexual guests EVER to grace the pod! The gang agonizes over the tragic lack of Ru Paul and Drag Race's flair on âLove Is Blind.â Lee runs us through her various revenge plots, and Maxim describes winning an infamous college competition. All agree that frat bros should engage in a new form of hazing...New York open mics.
One listener is stuck in an unexpected love triangle between an unassuming man and an allegedly toxic woman. Another used a fantasy of a killer roaming their home in order to get to sleep. Have a listen!
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What a blast the meerkats had getting accidentally red-pilled with dear friend Aran Abilock Clemmons! Aran divulges on a childhood of getting called âmature for his ageâ (gay!), helping Lukas realize just how many adults thought he was gay as a child, too.  Conspiracies abound as Lukas recounts lies from his anti-vaxxer dad, Gabby shows her true colors on women in the workplace, and Aran tells us how HE wouldve dealt with the Nazis. This week our listeners fear the sky and cereal, and one lady is mistakenly called a stinky little baby in a public bathroom.
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The meerkats return and bring fellow comedian, Dan Frank, into the fold. Priding themselves on the educational nature of the pod, you will learn how to woo Dan, how âromanticâ dreams tend to be with people who antagonize us, the benefits of sanitation work, the joy of one-upping bad teachers. Dan also helps the meerkats make sense of a story of broken communication between friends, and everyone enjoys a moment of zen as Jane Austen characters debate the necessity of umbrellas!
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Just one day before the election was called, Lukas and Gabby try to do a âserious episodeâ about their loved onesâ personal brushes with COVID and end up mostly talking about Tiffany Trumpâs butthole instead - as your meerkats would! Diversions also include #savebarron, vivid political dreams, and celebrities Lukas and Gabby are going to outlive. New audience submission form up next week â in the meantime, please celebrate Trumpâs loss safely and masked up!
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Comedian/actress/writer/self-proclaimed 75 year old woman Sheria Mattis joins Mom and Pop Meerkat this week! We knew you wanted three very silly comedians to discuss QAnon, early 2000s lesbian culture, MySpace mishaps, cults, and Black female representation in media in the same hour, and this episode has it all. Lukas wants to be pregnant (obviously true) and Gabby thinks sheâs rich because she owns a cool chair. They plan a dream rom-com starring Sheria and Young M.A., and Sheria helps the Meerkats answer listener submissions on how to swipe on Tinder with confidence, explore their fears of driving, plus kick off their newest segment on self-perception!
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Please welcome the multitalented Zubi Ahmed to the podcast! Zubi is a comedian, filmmaker, and co-host of the show "Kutti Gang", which features women and LGBTQ+ comedians in the South Asian community. Together, she and the Meerkats reminisce on growing up in New York City, from sleepover culture to warnings of gangs interrupting middle school parties. Zubi also tells Gabby and Lukas the consequences of taking Disney films far too literally. They also help listeners deal with crushes, breakups, and workplace gossip!
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Please welcome to the pod our beautiful, handsome skincare expert and yes, also comedian, Alex Kim! Alex, Gabby, and Lukas share their trials and tribulations of trying to make it in NYC comedy while performing at and hosting open mics. Alex takes us through his coming out story, pet peeves, and church retreat debates over the existence of gay giraffes. Gabby brings us back to her Birthright days and Lukas reads off an audienceâs nightmare starring him. Our audience writes in (starting at 55:55) with a summer camp legend gone wrong, a fear of flirting, and a threesome for the ages!
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The meerkats are thrilled to have their friend Chris Shurr join this week! Chris, belle of the ball, is a fantastic comedian who can be seen all around New York and Connecticut. Lukas, Gabby, and Chris discuss how performing both pre- and post-transition has changed Chris's comedy, everyone's worst bombs in standup, and grappling with writer's block. And just in case you were nervous, Dr. Meerkats and Chris also cover farts, balloons, and world records all as they relate to orgasms. A listener regales everyone with their fear of airplane bathrooms.
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Gabby and Lukas reveal the strangest porn theyâve ever seen, engage in sibling vs only child discourse, and discuss the merits and detriments of Valentineâs Day. They deep dive into one listenerâs essay on how a PDA-ridden relationship nearly tore apart a close group of friends, and give you their thoughts on whatâs in a name (hint: a lot).
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Gabby and Lukas learn more about each other's early crushes, sex education experiences, bad dates and more! We also hear about a listener's fear of semen, another's apartment romance drama between roommates, and a narrowly avoided incestuous marriage.
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The pod kicks off! Gabby draws the line for romance at glass butts. Lukas had a football-related dream featuring Pete Buttigieg. They get into their audience's fears of love, neighbors, mice, and the FRENCH.
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We're Two Nosy Meerkats! Our names are Lukas and Gabby and we love learning about what lurks in the back of your minds. We discuss our fears, interests, neuroses, and odd experiences among ourselves and with special guests. We also take submissions from you, the listener, so if you have something you'd love two nosy comics to comment on (with the best of intentions, of course) send it our way.
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