THE RED EYE REPORT: Recent Episodes
I was as hyped for Cyberpunk as anyone else before the release. Huge surprise here, I loved Witcher 3, and had gained a lot of respect for the Polish developer CD Projekt Red. I even pre-ordered Cyberpunk 2077. Some of you might pre-order games all the time, but I’ve found that I’m frequently let down ... Read more
The post Is Cyberpunk 2077 Worth Playing After the 1.5 Patch? appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we examine the gigantic balls of President Zelensky of Ukraine. Also in the show, Ashtray mooches off his friends’ hot tub choice, and Oracle gives the gang a standing ovation. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport Lion Balls Zelenskyy Volodymyr Zelenskyy Age ... Read more
The post LION BALLS ZELENSKY – RER 345 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Fall of Constantinople. What a freaking battle! Also in the show, Ashtray gets so high he tries to join the KGB, and Oracle weighs in on Sherlock Holmes Chapter One. facebook.com/redeyereport Fall of Constantinople 1453: The Fall of Constantinople – World History Encyclopedia ... Read more
The post FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE – RER 344 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
We talk about MegaChurches in this episode of the Red Eye Report. The money these churches pull in is insane! We sacrifice goats to our heathen god. Also in the show, Mistic gets dirty with Ms. Pat, and Matthew Stafford joins the Freedom Convoy. Download the Red Eye report wherever you get your podcasts. MegaChurches ... Read more
The post MEGACHURCHES – RED EYE REPORT 343 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode we talk about the massively broad category of Asian Cinema. Teddy nerds out on kung fu movies and the rest of us talk about some of our favorite Asian movies. Also in the show, Ashtray imparts his Rebel Wisdom, and Oracle has his data sold because he was being cheap. Download the ... Read more
The post ASIAN CINEMA – RED EYE REPORT 342 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
while True: learn() describes itself as “a puzzle/simulation game about even more puzzling stuff: machine learning, neural networks, big data, and AI. But most importantly, it’s about understanding your cat.” After playing through the game, I’d say it does an excellent job using your quest to understand your cat through app development to drive the ... Read more
The post while True: learn() – Trick Yourself Into Thinking You Know About Machine Learning appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Don’t look up is a Netflix movie written and directed by Adam Mckay. If you don’t know who Adam Mckay is, then first off, fuck you. He created some of the best comedies in the last 20 years. Ricky Bobby, Anchorman, Step Brothers, etc. etc. The first thing that jumped out to me is the star power behind ... Read more
The post A trailer length review of Don’t Look Up appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Is the Chinese government placing tiny surveillance chips into all of our electronics? Are major tech companies covering up the fact that they are? Are we in the midst of a big hack or a big hoax? Ashtray breaks it down. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Big Hack or Big ... Read more
The post BIG HACK OR BIG HOAX? – RER 341 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Extreme Weather. There are more destructive weather events happening each year. We’ll take a look at those numbers and extreme weather events from the past. Yeah…they had some extreme weather back then too! Extreme Weather Post 2000 extreme weather events: Extreme Weather and Climate ... Read more
The post EXTREME WEATHER – RED EYE REPORT 340 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about film adaptations of video games. They’ve traditionally sucked, but there are some gems in there, and they might be getting better. Some of these box office numbers are surprising. Video Game Movies Video Game Movie Box Office Stats https://www.boxofficemojo.com/genre/sg316600577/?ref_=bo_gs_table_177 Video Game Movie Ratings https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/video-game-movies-ranked-worst-to-best/ ... Read more
The post VIDEO GAME MOVIES – RER 339 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
I don’t know how I didn’t try Wreckfest until now. I guess I assumed it was a B-tier driving game with poor controls and a shitty game engine. It turns out I was REALLY wrong. Wreckfest controls like a dream. It feels outstanding with a wheel, absolutely blowing Forza Horizon 5 out of the water ... Read more
The post Wreckfest is Vehicular Mayhem at Its Best appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Chorus takes about 20 hours to complete and is $40. It’s also the best space combat game I’ve ever played. Here’s a gameplay trailer to give you an idea of what to expect.
The post Chorus Is Amazing appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about CGI. It’s surprising how early CGI was actually adopted! The Smirnoff video is crazy and definitely influenced The Matrix. Also in the show, Mistic weighs in on the new Matrix movie, Teddy talks about Chorus, and Ashtray nerds out on bingo balls. CGI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer-generated_imagery ... Read more
The post CGI – RED EYE REPORT 338 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we gush about families in Hollywood. Seriously, a lot of these MFs are related! Also in the show, we nerd out about Arcane and share hilarious customer service industry tantrums we’ve witnessed. Nepotism in Hollywood It’s easy to have a foot in the door, when the door ... Read more
The post NEPOTISM IN HOLLYWOOD – RER 337 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Motels. What is the difference between a motel and a hotel? Why can motels be so sketchy? We’ve got you covered. The first motel in San Luis Obispo, California, opened in 1925. Oracle messes that up in the show. lol. Also in the show, ... Read more
The post MOTELS – RED EYE REPORT 336 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
I picked up the Tomb Raider: Definitive Survivor Trilogy on the cheap this past Black Friday on Xbox and decided to give it a go on my Series X. The first in the series, Tomb Raider, was released in 2013. On the Series X, S, and PS5 Tomb Raider enjoys an FPS boost to 60 ... Read more
The post Tomb Raider is Even Better on New Consoles appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
The future is looking very bright for video games indeed. Epic Games released an Unreal Engine 5 demo featuring the Matrix. This raises the bar for narrative storytelling and video games in general. This demo was created in a year’s time by a small team at Epic. The demo and all of the systems will ... Read more
The post Insane Matrix Unreal Engine 5 Demo on Xbox Series X appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about magic tricks that went horribly wrong. Some of these are pretty fishy! Oracle gives his first impressions of Halo Infinite and Teddy gets screwed by Delta airlines…again. William Ellsworth Robinson Dr Vivian Hensley Janka Basnayake https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/mar/05/sri-lankan-record-buried-alive Benjamin Herman Rucker https://www.magictricks.com/black-herman.html Joseph W. Burrus 1:55 ... Read more
The post MAGIC TO TRAGIC – RED EYE REPORT 335 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Singularity did poorly when it came out in 2010. Ironically, the time-mechanic focused shooter was more of a victim of its release time than poor design. Activision pushed the release of Singularity away from Modern Warfare 2, which came out in 2009, to give Singularity some breathing room and more development resources. When Singularity released ... Read more
The post Singularity, the Forgotten First Person Shooter appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Ghost Facers or people that go ghost hunting. Do you believe in ghosts? Also in the show, Mistic gives us his take on the new Ghostbusters movie and Oracle challenges the group to come up with timeless CG heavy movies. Ghost Facers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_hunting Ghost ... Read more
The post GHOST FACERS – RED EYE REPORT 334 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
I tried theHunter: Call of the Wild when it was on Xbox Game Pass a few years ago. I enjoyed the game moderately at that time, but there was a steep learning curve, and the game was obtuse enough to cause me to fall off. When theHunter: Call of the Wild came up on the ... Read more
The post A Bloodhound Named Tulip Made theHunter: Call of the Wild Bloody Brilliant for Me appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Occasionally, I will encounter an exemplary piece of art that reminds me just how extraordinary human beings and their capacity for creative expression are. These pieces of art can be music, film, sculpture, and yes, our beloved video games. Exo One is a work of art that I would recommend not only to gamers, but ... Read more
The post Exo One Review appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Nikola Motors. Remember those guys? There’s a reason why you haven’t heard about this company in a little bit. The story behind it all is insane. Also in the show, Teddy gives his take on the new Netflix movie The Harder They Fall, and ... Read more
The post NIKOLA MOTORS – RED EYE REPORT 334 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
The Forza Horizon 5 wheel settings are horrific out of the box. This is a bummer for such an outstanding game otherwise. Don’t worry though, I’ve got you covered. These settings should smooth things out considerably and cut down on that insane wheel oscillation. Go into your advanced controls with your wheel to change these ... Read more
The post Forza Horizon 5 Wheel Settings appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Great Library of Alexandria. Just how influential was this place, and how did it come to an end? We review Dune, Forza Horizon 5, Werewolves Within, and bicker like a bunch of angry geese. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. ... Read more
The post GREAT LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA – RER 332 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
You’ve probably seen the many reviews for Forza Horizon 5 floating around recently. Big surprise, it’s getting 9s and 10s all around and being hailed as the best open world racing game. It’s already the largest Xbox Game Studios release. Forza Horizon 5 is a slam dunk. I agree with this assessment for the most ... Read more
The post Forza Horizon 5 Review: Not Bulletproof appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Full disclosure here, I will be discussing various scenes from the new Dune movie. If you don’t want any spoilers, run away! Okay…I’ve never read any of the Dune books, and I haven’t watched the original Dune movie, so beyond a cool looking trailer for the new movie, I really wasn’t that excited about it. ... Read more
The post Dune Shield Rules Explained appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Werewolves within is an indie horror/comedy movie released in 2021. It follows the residents of a small Vermont town as they are attacked by Werewolves, during a snow storm. The movie’s an adaptation of an Ubisoft game released in 2016. The movie stars Sam Richardson as the towns new Park Ranger, and Milana Vayntrub as ... Read more
The post Werewolves Within Review appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
A discovery tour of the Great Library of Alexandria from Assassin’s Creed Origins. Check out our Great Library of Alexandria episode for more details regarding this incredibly influential place in human history. You’ll find the transcript from the Discover Tour Below. Welcome to The Great Library of Alexandria. Near the district of royal palaces and ... Read more
The post Great Library of Alexandria Discovery Tour appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Some of the most enduring gaming memories I have come from the immersive sim genre. I got to experience such greats as System Shock 2 and Deus Ex on PC when they came out. The Bioshock games make my list for sure. I remember having a lot of fun playing with automated turrets and drones ... Read more
The post I Finally Gave Prey the Time It Deserves appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
”Dune” is an adaptation of Frank Herbert’s book of the same name. The movie follows “Paul Atreides”, the son of a Noble family. The Atreides family is tasked with protecting the most valuable thing in the Universe, Spice. Spice is an element that exists on the planet Arrakis. This element is used to power Interstellar ... Read more
The post Dune Review appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Midnight Mass is a seven part miniseries distributed by Netflix and created by Mike Flanagan. Mike Flanagan also created Doctor Sleep, Haunting of Hill House and Hush, among others. Midnight Mass follows a community of people living in an isolated island town. A young, charismatic priest arrives. Shortly after, the community starts to experience miraculous ... Read more
The post Midnight Mass Review appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metroidvanias and where they came from. Teddy reviews Metroid Dread, Oracle talks about Assassin’s Creed: Wrath of the Druids, and we watch a French prostate removal video. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. NES metroid https://youtu.be/BEgpO595Z1s SNES super metroid https://youtu.be/5bQXb33_GnA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroidvania ... Read more
The post METROIDVANIA MANIA – RED EYE REPORT 331 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Into the Pit by Nullpointer Games looked awesome when I first saw a trailer. You’re running around with magic shards shooting out of your hands like they’re gatling guns. The action is wicked fast, and the colors are vibrant. The enemies are metal as hell. The aesthetic and movement quickly reminded me of games like ... Read more
The post Into the Pit Review appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
I enjoyed core Assassin’s Creed Valhalla immensely, but by the end of the game I had lopped off one too many heads, dive kicked one too many bears, and Ubisoft had thrown too much incomprehensible Animus bullshit at me that I needed to take a hiatus from Valhalla. Several months later, feeling refreshed and lusting ... Read more
The post Wrath of the Druids Review appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Hey guys, this is Oracle from the Red Eye Report. Far Cry 6 came out recently. I played through it, and I found the game to be incredibly tedious and uneven story wise. Something kept bothering me. Far Cry 6 plays well. Combat is a smooth experience. Ubisoft has built a beautiful and expansive world ... Read more
The post Far Cry 3 vs Far Cry 6 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Randy Lanier, the drug smuggling racer. This story is batshit crazy. Also on the show, Mistic reviews Midnight Mass on Netflix, Teddy gives us his take on Back 4 Blood, and Oracle weighs in on Far Cry 6. Download the Red Eye Report wherever ... Read more
The post DRUG SMUGGLING RACER – RED EYE REPORT 330 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Far Cry 6 has a lot going for it. The island nation that you spend the game liberating is huge and gorgeous. All that real estate doesn’t go to waste either. Around every corner, through every mountainous path, on every beach, there is something to look at or do. You might stumble upon an enemy ... Read more
The post Far Cry 6 Review: None of This Really Matters Edition appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Why do we get so obsessed about missing white women and how disproportionate is the coverage? You might be surprised…or not. Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about idea guys on the spectrum, and Mistic tells us about a cool new car show. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Missing White ... Read more
The post MISSING WHITE WOMAN SYNDROME – RED EYE REPORT 329 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Mysterious Disappearances. Some of these are weird! Also on the show, Mistic tells us about Malignant, Teddy WarioWare, and we make fun of Ashtray’s obsession with the Met Gala. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Mysterious Disappearances Top 10 Of ... Read more
The post MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES – RED EYE REPORT 328 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy and the gang bullshit about his wedding, Oracle realizes that he likes Star Trek, Mistic becomes a vampire, and Teddy outs his literotica fetish. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport Family and friends https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family What’s Sexy Oracle: Star Trek Movies Mistic: ... Read more
The post FRIENDS AND FAMILY – RED EYE REPORT 327 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Subterfuge, specifically military deception throughout history. Also in this show, Oracle discovers fish tacos and Ashtray learns some new tricks. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport Subterfuge https://en.wikipedia.org/n nowiki/Military_deception Suicide Squad What’s Sexy Oracle: Fish Tacos Mistic: art of rally ... Read more
The post SUBTERFUGE – RED EYE REPORT 326 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, well…these things looks serious! Also ... Read more
The post PERSONAL TRANSPORTERS – RED EYE REPORT 325 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Corpse Medicine. What is corpse medicine you say? Well, it’s the practice of grinding up dead people or parts of dead people and using it for medicine! This practice was WAY more prolific than many people realize. We’ll give you the scoop and our ... Read more
The post CORPSE MEDICINE – RED EYE REPORT 324 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Seminoles. These fuckers were badass! Also in the show, Oracle gushes semen while reviewing F1 2021 and Ashtray gushes about how he got ripped off by his mechanic. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Seminoles https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seminole https://www.britannica.com/topic/Seminole-Wars https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negro_Fort What’s Sexy ... Read more
The post SEMINOLES – RED EYE REPORT 323 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music Videos. Where did they come from? What were the most expensive ones ever made? We answer those questions and more. Also in the show, Ashtray eats the asses of many a beach goer, and Teddy just wants them to play ball in the NBA. ... Read more
The post MUSIC VIDEOS – RED EYE REPORT 322 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the recent assassination of Haiti’s president, Jovenel Moïse. Ashtray breaks down other high-profile assassinations throughout history. Also in the show, Mistic discovers the wonders of learning, and Oracle rage quits technical support. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. https://youtu.be/o1Y7zbY3ZAw Assassination ... Read more
The post ASSASSINATION ALL STARS – RED EYE REPORT 321 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Engineering Disasters in the wake of the Surfside, FL condo building collapse. Where have been some other notable engineering disasters throughout history? What happens when the engineers come in hung over? Fucking Titanic. Also in the show, Oracle nerds out on DLSS 2.0, Mistic ... Read more
The post ENGINEERING DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 320 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about booze. What are the origin stories of our favorite boozes? Also in the show, blackout stories and meandering belligerence. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Liquors of the World Spirit vs liquor http://www.differencebetween.net/object/comparisons-of-food-items/differences-between-liquor-and-spirits/ Brew vs distill https://thebrewinghq.com/what-is-the-difference-between-brewing-and-distilling/#:~:text=Brewing%20is%20the%20process%20of,liquid%2C%20by%20heating%20and%20cooling. Rum https://www.britannica.com/topic/rum-liquor ... Read more
The post LIQUOR – RED EYE REPORT 319 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we’re talking Zombies. Where does the concept of the zombie come from? Would you fuck a zombie? We get high as shit and probably don’t answer your questions. Also in the show, Ashtray fires up the meat raffle and Mistic runs for Congress. Download the Red Eye ... Read more
The post ZOMBIES – RED EYE REPORT 318 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray tells us a story about stealing wire from a construction site with a couple crackheads. Also in the show, Teddy finally gets on the VR bandwagon and Oracle commits mattresside. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Uncle Ashtray in: Southside Chicago Crackheads ... Read more
The post ADVENTURES WITH UNCLE ASHTRAY – RED EYE REPORT 317 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Opioid Crisis. The gang is high and drunk as shit as they try to recap the new HBO documentary “The Crime of Century.” Also on the show, BUTTFUCKER 3000 and murder suicides. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Opioid ... Read more
The post OPIOID CRISIS – RED EYE REPORT 316 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hollow and Flat Earth theories. How the hell do people believe this stuff? Teddy breaks down the theories for us. Also in the show, Mistic’s love/hate relationship with Christopher Nolan, an Army recruit hijacks a school bus full of kids, and Disney unveils their new ... Read more
The post HOLLOW AND FLAT EARTH – RED EYE REPORT 315 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Forgery. Who creates forgeries and what do they make? You wouldn’t believe how much money some of this stuff goes for. Also in the show, we get high as shit on edibles and review the new Mortal Kombat movie, Teddy shows off his nerdy ... Read more
The post FORGERY – RED EYE REPORT 314 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Fasting. What are the benefits of not stuffing your pie hole constantly? Our resident fasting expert Ashtray breaks it down. Also in the show: VR, killer Mormons, and baseball. Batter up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. FASTING SHORT History ... Read more
The post FASTING – RED EYE REPORT 313 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Astral Projection. The U.S. government spent millions of dollars studying this phenomenon and had psychic soldiers. Is it legit? We get super high and bring the heat. Also in the show, we review Godzilla vs. Kong, Ashtray tells us a David Copperfield story, and Mistic ... Read more
The post ASTRAL PROJECTION – RED EYE REPORT 312 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get high as shit and try to talk about marijuana. Also in the show, Ashtray and Oracle crash the Hilton and Mistic can’t catch a break with his glitcy-ass phone. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Marijuana Weeds…a brief history https://advances.sciencemag.org/content/5/6/eaaw1391 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis ... Read more
The post MARIJUANAS – RED EYE REPORT 311 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a trip down the Hallucinogen Highway. Also in the show, Oracle has a new totally lame game that he’s in love with, and Teddy can’t get enough of fat people on airplanes. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Hallucinogens https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen Absinthe? ... Read more
The post HALLUCINOGENS – RED EYE REPORT 310 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about the unstoppable HeLa cells of Henrietta Lacks. These human cells have been multiplying on their own since 1951 and have since spread around the globe. Ashtray breaks it down for us. Also in the show, Mistic and Oracle reveal their secret air fryer order, ... Read more
The post HELA CELLS OF HENRIETTA LACKS – RED EYE REPORT 309 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Mongol Empire. These motherfuckers accomplished a lot in the 13th century. How did they do it? Also in the show, Teddy makes some potent-ass infused oil, Ashtray cuts off an emotional sponge, and Oracle cries about the ending of Alita: Battle Angel. James ... Read more
The post MONGOL EMPIRE – RED EYE REPORT 308 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Argh matey! Teddy leads us on a haze obscured journey through pirate history. Also on the show, Oracle gets into the air fryer game and Mistic hits us with some software woes with a hint of Cobra Kai. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Pirates https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy#:~:text=The%20earliest%20documented%20instances%20of%20piracy%20are%20the%20exploits%20of,Tyrrhenians%20were%20known%20as%20pirates. Golden Age https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/golden-age-piracy Gay age ... Read more
The post PIRATES – RED EYE REPORT 307 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get super high, and Mistic tells us some rando facts about gay people throughout history. Also in the show, Teddy crushes on Master Ken, and Ashtray tells us about his about a weirdo dream involving his ex…or is this the dream? Download the Red Eye Report ... Read more
The post EVERYTHING GAY – RED EYE REPORT 306 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Project Azorian—the CIA’s crazy mission to recover a lost Soviet ballistic missile submarine during the 70s. Also in the show, Oracle becomes a pothead after being on RER for 8 years (took him long enough), Ashtray dumpster dives for Covid-19 vaccines, and Teddy bitches about ... Read more
The post PROJECT AZORIAN – RED EYE REPORT 305 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
VR is in a unique position in gaming. It’s truly novel for many users. Long gone are the days of marveling at mouselook in a first person shooter or crying in jubilation at the sound of your dial up modem connecting to a friend and the possibilities of online multiplayer. VR tech, even though it ... Read more
The post Real VR Fishing Review – Killer Catch appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about superstitions. Where do they come from? Why are we afraid of breaking mirrors or spilling salt. Some of the origins might surprise you. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Real VR Fishing for the Oculus Quest, and Ashtray shares a story about an absolutely ... Read more
The post SUPERSTITIONS – RED EYE REPORT 304 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the business of weddings. Where did wedding rings come from? Why do we wear them on our ring fingers? What is the average cost of a wedding nowadays. We answer these questions and more. Also in the show, Teddy gets a new JC Penny ... Read more
The post BUSINESS OF WEDDINGS – RED EYE REPORT 303 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Assassin’s Creed Valhalla is the third AC game since a major overhaul of the series starting with Assassin’s Creed Origins in 2017. I found Origins to have an impressive and dynamic open world with a decent story. The follow-up to that game, Assassin’s Creed Odyssey which released in 2018, was impressive in scope, but I ... Read more
The post Improve Assassin’s Creed Valhalla With These Settings appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
When did fast food come onto the scene in this country? What are the top fast food chains out there? How do you avoid getting a pube-stuffed burger? We answer these questions and more on this episode of the Red Eye Report! Also in the show, Mistic talks CBDa tinctures and the secret service can’t ... Read more
The post FAST FOOD – RED EYE REPORT 302 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Streaming video games is another dumb and fruitless hobby that I have. It’s consistently a pain in the ass if you want to do anything like add overlays and a camera with a green screen. You need a capable PC to do this. Your stream will look like pixel vomit if you don’t have a ... Read more
The post Elgato HD60 S+ Capture Card Review: Good But Still Pain In The Ass appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode we talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol that took place on January 6, 2021. Where the hell are we going with all of this? Turns out, this isn’t the first time the capitol has been stormed. Also on the show, Oracle shares some of the new RER review stuff on ... Read more
The post STORMING THE CAPITOL – RED EYE REPORT 301 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
I’ve had the Xbox Series X for a little under 2 weeks, and I’m ready to give my honest to goodness review of Microsoft’s new console. First of all, it was a complete pain in the ass to get this console in 2020. I tried to purchase one on 4 different occasions by spamming the ... Read more
The post Xbox Series X Review appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
I am a gamer. I spend a lot of my free time playing video games, looking at game magazines, websites, and performing all the other fuckoff activities that gamers tend to do. For all of my nerd brethren out there, you know exactly what I’m talking about. If you can’t relate, hold on, because there’s ... Read more
The post VR is Perfect for Non-Gamers appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Not everything this year has sucked balls! The RER might suck balls, but after 300 episodes and 8 years, we’re still suckin’! Join us in this night of recollection and debauchery! Best of 2020 Video Game Oracle: Assassin’s Creed Valhalla Teddy: Mario 35 Ashtray: Half Life: Alyx Mistic: Red Dead Redemption 2 Online Television Series ... Read more
The post BEST OF 2020 – RED EYE REPORT 300 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy shares stories of black Americans and their contributions during wartime. Also in the show, Mistic now loves the Bee Gees, and never, never, NEVER mess with the staff at Country Kitchen! Brothas in Wartime Robert Smalls https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Smalls Harlem Hellfighters https://images.app.goo.gl/GYQYMZ6WfeUEeE3T7 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/369th_Infantry_Regiment_(United_States) The Tuskegee Airmen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Airmen WHAT’S ... Read more
The post BROTHAS IN WARTIME – RED EYE REPORT 299 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren’t prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone. PRODIGIES Child muhfuckas https://www.britannica.com/list/7-famous-child-prodigies https://www.google.com/amp/s/247wallst.com/special-report/2020/01/24/31-famous-child-prodigies/amp/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Carlsen What’s Sexy Oracle: F1 2020 Mistic: The Queens Gambit Teddy: Cyberpunk 2077 Ashtray: mylight is ... Read more
The post PRODIGIES – RED EYE REPORT 298 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
After 10 years of a 3,200% rise in children who believe they are transgender, there is also a growing community of teens and young adults wishing to de-transition. Also on the show, Mistic goes on about some honky tonk strippers, and Teddy makes a case for less death threats. The DeTrans Community 2010 to 2017 ... Read more
The post DE-TRANS COMMUNITY – RED EYE REPORT 297 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about our ancient hunter gatherer origins. Humans were hunter gatherers for 99% of our history! Also in the show, we look at some hilariously shitty Christmas trees, and Ashtray and Teddy have a booze off. Hunter-gatherers History https://www.history.com/topics/pre-history/hunter-gatherers Excellent Overview https://www.ancient.eu/article/991/prehistoric-hunter-gatherer-societies/ Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter-gatherer#:~:text=%20Modern%20hunter-gatherer%20groups%20%201%20Aeta%20people,29%20Ye%27kuana%20people%2030%20Yupik%20people%20More%20 Tools: ... Read more
The post HUNTER-GATHERERS – RED EYE REPORT 296 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy breaks down the cash bail system. Is this system dooming people to fail? How can we fix it? Who can be a bounty hunter? Also in the show, Oracle reviews Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla and Mistic bitches about trainers. Cash bail system https://www.justia.com/criminal/bail-bonds/ https://blog.suretysolutions.com/suretynews/what-is-a-bail-bond How to become ... Read more
The post CASH BAIL SYSTEM – RED EYE REPORT 295 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Live Action Role Playing or LARPing. People really get into this shit! The gang hatches a plan to out LARP the LARPers. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Watch Dogs: Legion and Ashtray breaks down how the U.S. got screwed on masks during the ... Read more
The post LARPING – RED EYE REPORT 294 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report, shit is getting too real on Earth, so we turn our eyes to heavens. What the hell is new with space these days. Turns out a lot! Also in the show, the U.S. Postal Service kicks some ass and gets Teddy his smutty lighters, and Oracle transforms into ... Read more
The post SPACE UPDATES – RED EYE REPORT 293 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still can’t get rid of his ... Read more
The post TRAITORS – RED EYE REPORT 292 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle nerds out on video game mods. Who makes these things, why are they so cool, and are they good or bad for the video game ecosystem? (Spoiler alert: they’re really good) Also in the show, Teddy shares his hilarious experience of getting a concealed carry permit ... Read more
The post VIDEO GAME MODDING – RED EYE REPORT 291 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that just couldn’t quit when they were ahead and lost everything as a result. Also on the show, Oracle outs himself as a Limp Bizkit fan, Teddy outs himself as a militant, and the gang confirms the existence of Jesus Christ and other extraterrestrials. ... Read more
The post BIGGEST LOSERS – RED EYE REPORT 290 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In tonight’s episode of The Red Eye Report we’re going way down the rabbit’s butthole, looking for Q drops and Bread Crumbs. All to try and understand Qanon – not cause we’re rabbit perverts … except maybe Oracle. Also on the show, Microsoft plays the old carney switcheroo with the Xbox One X and 4, ... Read more
The post QANON – RED EYE REPORT 289 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle reveals the bizarre and often humble origins of products, companies, and other inventions. Also on the show, Teddy is blinded by rage by Square Enix and Final Fantasy and Ashtray is blinded by his naked mother. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your ... Read more
The post INTERESTING ORIGINS – RED EYE REPORT 288 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk protests. Why has the line between looters and protesters been blurred in the media? Also in the show, Teddy makes it clear that he wants to be the black representative of all protesting and police reform in this country (just kidding). Ashtray jumps on the ... Read more
The post PROTESTING PROTESTS – RED EYE REPORT 287 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss who gets labeled a domestic terrorist and why? Oracle salivates over the majestic and mysterious PS5. And my god, how could they have possibly screwed up Chuckie so bad! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Domestic Terrorists In this ... Read more
The post DOMESTIC TERRORISTS – RED EYE REPORT 286 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Phone Phreaking—phone hacking before it was cool to hack the web. Also on the show, Ashtray shares some wack-ass video about committing suicide, Teddy bitches about old-ass boxers, and Oracle bitches about not having new technology is his hands inexpensively and instantaneously. Phone ... Read more
The post PHONE PHREAKERS – RED EYE REPORT 285 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about the history of VR, what’s available now, and cool VR tech on the horizon. Is VR going to finally break through to the mainstream? Also in the show, crazies and QAnon, Yale yanks the ying yangs, and Mistic bitches about America. *Correction ... Read more
The post VIRTUAL REALITY – RED EYE REPORT 284 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Teddy tells us where to find reliable information. Yeah, we’re in trouble. Also in this episode: the white people can’t stop talking about blowing shit up and dolphin rape, Teddy breaks out his mega nerd card with Minecraft Dungeons, and Ashtray plays his cancer survivor card. Reliable information https://sites.google.com/site/evaluatingsourcecredibility/for-students/what-makes-a-source-credible https://www.annenbergpublicpolicycenter.org/ https://www.spj.org/ethicscode.asp What’s sexy Mistic: ... Read more
The post RELIABLE INFO – RED EYE REPORT 283 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Sports. More precisely, the impact they have on communities. Speaking of communities, Ashtray belongs to a few notable ones. The hipster coalition of Menona, Albino Nihilists of America and of course, the southern Wisconsin chapter of Squirrel jackers united. SPORTS REVENUES https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_leagues_by_revenue What’s Sexy Oracle: ... Read more
The post SPORTS REVENUE – RED EYE REPORT 282 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we break down what the hell happened at Evergreen State College in 2018. Also in the show, Ashtray shouts down the only black man on the cast, who also happens to be absolutely shitfaced, and Mistic gives us his best Robert Stack impression. My god, what a ... Read more
The post EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE EQUITY COUNCIL – RED EYE REPORT 281 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle breaks down magnets. Want to buy a magnet that can mangle the fingers of your small children? We’ve got you covered! It turns out, the biggest magnet, the Earth, is getting a little shifty! Also on the show, Ashtray reminds us that the robots are coming ... Read more
The post ELECTROMAGNETISM – RED EYE REPORT 280 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
The completely socially inept gang at the Red Eye Report take on a discussion about LGBTQ+ rights. Ashtray somehow manages to talk about silver bullion and Teddy goes off on indecisive customers. LGBTQ+ Rights https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_the_United_States https://www.newsweek.com/73-countries-where-its-illegal-be-gay-1385974 What’s Sexy Teddy: Volcano Vaporizer Oracle: Oculus S Mistic: Michael Che Ashtray: EU may slap travel ban on US ... Read more
The post LGBTQ+ RIGHTS – RED EYE REPORT 279 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
We’re living in unprecedented times. Mistic leads our Black Lives Matter discussion. Also in this episode, Oracle nerds out on VR, Teddy pledges his disallegience to Allegient Airlines, and Ashtray bitches about the term “Defund the Police.” BLM https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/george-floyd-protests-06-11-20/index.html https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/11/us/seattle-autonomous-zone.ht What’s Sexy Oracle: Blood & Glory Mistic: RTJ4 Teddy: hyperdot Ashtray: Fuck What You Think ... Read more
The post BLACK LIVES MATTER – RED EYE REPORT 278 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, old uncle Ashtray gives us the skinny on the Dust Bowl in the U.S. You’ll learn how it started, how it ended, and most importantly, how they got rid of all those waskily wabbits. The Dust Bowl Slideshow of dustbowl Rabbit Drives (PLAY THIS VIDEO) What’s Sexy ... Read more
The post DUST BOWL – RED EYE REPORT 277 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Trial by Media, the new docuseries on Netflix. The first episode of the show deals with the Jonathon Schmitz case where he had a rather embarrassing moment on the Jenny Jones show and ended up killing someone over it. Also in the show, Teddy nerds ... Read more
The post TRIAL BY MEDIA – RED EYE REPORT 276 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
We’re talking streaming on this episode of the Red Eye Report. How big has the industry gotten in recent years? How about during the COVID-19 outbreak. We let you know. Also on the show, Ashtray guzzles an ungodly amount of gas station everclear. What could go wrong? Streaming https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin.tv https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitch_(service) https://influencermarketinghub.com/make-money-on-twitch/ What’s Sexy: Mystic: Teddy: ... Read more
The post STREAMING – RED EYE REPORT 275 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss eSports, we prepare a delicious meal for our listener’s refined pallets, and as usual, we piss Oracle off by insulting his chosen profession. eSports https://f1esports.com/ https://www.iracing.com/nascar-iracing-com-series/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_esports_in_the_United_States https://2kleague.nba.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_esports_games What’s Sexy Oracle: Witcher Series Mistic: Upload Teddy: Ozark Ashtray: Post Malone & friends play Nirvana ... Read more
The post ESPORTS – RED EYE REPORT 274 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about what happens when you put a Magic the Gathering nerd in charge of billions of dollars. We make fun of Teddy’s electric lawnmower. And finally, Mistic get’s uppity. The Implosion of Mt Gox Mt. Gox was a bitcoin exchange based in Tokyo, Japan. From ... Read more
The post MT GOX IMPLODES – RED EYE REPORT 273 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
All the negative news got you down? We’re here to help! Good Deeds Like Teddy’s mom, giving handies Retooling manufacturing: Breaking Down Plastic: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/08/scientists-create-mutant-enzyme-that-recycles-plastic-bottles-in-hours? Old Fuck Raises a Shit-Ton of Money: Tyler Perry Stepping Up: Motherfucking Jack Dorsey: Not Just Rich Folk: What’s Sexy Teddy: Quality family time Oracle: Avermedia finally updated their fucking software. ... Read more
The post GOOD DEEDS – RED EYE REPORT 272 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about that quarantine life. Are you crazy yet! Stay at home orders https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/23/us/coronavirus-which-states-stay-at-home-order-trnd/index.html What’s Sexy Teddy: Brockmire Oracle: Gettin’ Shit Done Mistic: Firecracker edibles Ashtray: Tajin bacon Fuck What You Think Mistic: Scumbag Republicans from Wisconsin. Ashtray: Cats can get the Covidhttps://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-pets/cats-can-catch-coronavirus-study-finds-prompting-who-investigation-idUSKCN21Q3DJ Teddy: Boredom Oracle: ... Read more
The post QUARANTINE LIFE – RED EYE REPORT 271 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Price Gouging. We covet small woodland creatures. And as usual, we fuck it all up. Price Gouging https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_gouging https://nypost.com/2020/03/30/brooklyn-man-arrested-for-hoarding-masks-coughing-on-fbi-agents/ What’s Sexy Oracle: My Little Panopticon Mistic: F1 2018 Teddy:Westworld Season 3 Ashtray: Instagram hoes got nothing better to do Fuck What You Think Oracle: Finding ... Read more
The post PRICE GOUGING – RED EYE REPORT 270 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray finally cashes in on his Economic Doom Loop predictions. It’s only been 5 years, but well, here we are. Mistic is getting hazard pay, so he’s buying fried chicken for everyone, and Ashtray proves that he’s absolutely incapable of surviving without bar food. The Economic DOOM ... Read more
The post THE ECONOMIC DOOM LOOP – RED EYE REPORT 269 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re checking in on the world. Coronavirus…holy shit! So where we going with all this? Is the media’s reaction overblown? You stocking up on toilet paper? We talk about our first big week in corona land. Coronavirus…Holy Shit! What’s Sexy Teddy: Ori and the Will of the Wisps Oracle: ... Read more
The post CORONAVIRUS…HOLY SHIT! – RED EYE REPORT 268 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Teddy breaks down the United Daughters of the Confederacy and reveals he’s a plebe when it comes to fast food breakfast. Ashtray steals your woman’s heart at the local honky tonk. And Oracle loses it in the Aldi checkout lane. History after the war of Northern aggression https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Daughters_of_the_Confederacy https://www.encyclopediavirginia.org/Children_U_D_C_Catechism_for_1904 https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-dixies-history-got-whitewashed https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Confederate_monuments_and_memorials#Geographic_distribution Black folks Fleetwood Walker ... Read more
The post DAUGHTERS OF THE CONFEDERACY – RED EYE REPORT 267 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss strategy games. We strategize on how to not go to prison for manslaughter, and as usual, we end up just blaming the black guy. Strategy Games https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategy_game https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategy_video_game https://www.britgo.org/learners/chessgo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game) What’s Sexy Teddy: Harley Quinn cartoon Oracle: Ring Light Mistic: Trump Tweets Curb Your ... Read more
The post STRATEGY GAMES – RED EYE REPORT 266 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Domestic Violence. That age old spontaneous boxing match where the only prizes are a ride to the jailhouse for the winner, and PTSD for the loser. Domestic Violence The Rule of Thumb – a man could beat his wife, so long as the stick wasn’t ... Read more
The post DOMESTIC VIOLENCE – RED EYE REPORT 265 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss quarantines. Quarantines NYTimes Article: Pics: Atlantic: https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2020/01/coronavirus-photos-wuhan-under-quarantine/605605/ NYTimes: https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/01/26/799324436/a-history-of-quarantines-from-bubonic-plague-to-typhoid-mary What’s Sexy Teddy: Atari Hotels a comin Oracle: A Plague Tale: Innocence Mistic: Ashtray: Lev Parnas leaks his shit https://www.politico.com/news/2020/01/17/devin-nunes-aide-lev-parnas-100732 Fuck What You Think Mistic: Kobe Coverage Ashtray: The Grammys killed Kobe Teddy: Kobe Petition Oracle: ... Read more
The post QUARANTINES – RED EYE REPORT 264 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Teddy cries out for a race war and the death of all white people in this one. Just kidding. We do learn about some slave revolts though and listen to Mistic bitch about Space Force uniforms. The history of Black History Month https://www.history.com/topics/black-history/black-history-month Slave revolts https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haitian_Revolution What’s Sexy Ashtray: The Quiet Boy/Antlers movie Short Story ... Read more
The post SLAVE REVOLTS – RED EYE REPORT 263 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the movie US. We burn ants with a magnifying glass and as usual, we pump up the jams. Us is about a family who gets attacked at their beach house. Here at the RER, were also a family. We may not have a beach house. ... Read more
The post US – RED EYE REPORT 262 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss China’s forced organ harvesting. A story so hard to believe and so underreported that only the unbelievably impaired daredevils of The Red Eye Report can bring it to you. China’s Forced Organ Harvest Human Harvest – by Journeyman Pictures, documentary Human Harvest – full movie ... Read more
The post CHINA’S FORCED ORGAN HARVEST – RED EYE REPORT 261 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about feral pigs, Ashtray shares a weirdo hipster gymnast story, and Mistic salivates. Feral Swine USDA: https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/ourfocus/wildlifedamage/operational-activities/feral-swine/feral-swine-identification Feral Pigs Moving North: F16 Crash: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1988-06-10-mn-5151-story.html Night Vision Hog Hunting What’s sexy Ashtray: Gymnastics open gym back in session Mistic: Oracle: Safe Stations Teddy: frisky dingo Fuck ... Read more
The post FERAL PIGS – RED EYE REPORT 260 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Teddy talks it out in this one. https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/blog/2019/02/top-frauds-2018 https://www.aarp.org/money/scams-fraud/info-2018/scams-using-obituaries.html https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/pazgv9/suicide-increases-during-holidays-myth What’s sexy Ashtray: Greta Thunberg was Time person of the year. Mistic: Oracle: Host Defense Shroom Pills https://hostdefense.com/ Teddy: Pokemon sword Fuck what you think Oracle: DexcomG6 Ashtray: Cancer PTSD Mistic: The gay ass pats Teddy: Nick cannon gettin gangsta
The post TEDDY TALKS IT OUT – RED EYE REPORT 259 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss sports betting, Teddy gets wild over Wheel of Fortune, and the gang loses all of their money. Sports Betting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_betting https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/help/sports-betting/where-is-sports-betting-lega What’s Sexy Teddy: The world according to Jeff Goldblum Oracle: Avermedia 2 Plus https://www.avermedia.com/event/GC513/ Mistic: Its Always Sunny Ashtray: Chicken Wings and Strippers – ... Read more
The post SPORTS BETTING – RED EYE REPORT 258 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Kratom. An herbal powder that is not in the mainstream, and taste like shit. Much like Flesh God Apocalypse 😉 KRATOM Senate Committee on Health and Human Services October 30, 10:00 am On October 30, 2019, the Senate Committee on Health and Human Services held ... Read more
The post KRATOM – RED EYE REPORT 257 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about UFOs, specifically, the rebranding of UFOs to UAPs or Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. Change is in the air and the government is changing their tune on these sightings. What’s going on? The Rebranding of UFOs: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xw83b/the-navy-says-the-ufos-in-tom-delonges-videos-are-unidentified-aerial-phenomena https://www.armytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/10/25/army-partners-with-former-blink-182-founders-ufo-research-company-to-study-alien-technology/ https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/21/opinions/pilots-seeing-ufos-opinion-lincoln/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/20/us/ufo-sightings-history-scn-trnd/index.html https://dpo.tothestarsacademy.com/ Sightings videos Phoenix Lights – ... Read more
The post UFOs REBRANDED – RED EYE REPORT 256 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report we talked about cooking, we go on a voyage of self-enlightenment, and we listen to mistic be a salty bastard about everything. COOKING https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg23230980-600-what-was-the-first-cooked-meal/ https://www.thespruceeats.com/history-of-french-food-1375346 https://traveltips.usatoday.com/history-food-italy-14515.html https://www.britannica.com/topic/soul-food-cuisine Ashtray: the Milwaukee Rover LED flood light https://www.milwaukeetool.com/Products/Lighting/Personal-Lighting/2108 Mistic: Doug Menery https://youtu.be/djMDJmKHldU Oracle: Audi A5ing it up Teddy: Call of Duty ... Read more
The post COOKING – RED EYE REPORT 255 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Telemarketing. We plan a raid on a sorority for some panties and as usual, Ashtray makes it weird. Telemarketing and Phishing General overview https://smallbusiness.chron.com/figures-telemarketing-2206.html Four types Inbound Outbound B2B B2C Voice Phishing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_phishing Phishing attacks https://smallbiztrends.com/2019/07/phishing-statistics.htm What’s Sexy Teddy: Final Fantasy XII The Zodiac Age ... Read more
The post TELEMARKETING – RED EYE REPORT 254 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about Wall Street. But not Whitey’s Wall Street, but Black Wall Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Never heard of it? Well, that’s because Whitey tried to burn it off the whole damn map!
The post BLOODSHED ON BLACK WALL STREET – RED EYE REPORT 253 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Human Evolution. Where did we come from and how many Neanderthals did we fuck to get here? Judging by the faces of my co-hosts, I’d say the answer is a lot. Ashtray’s been known to blackout and rummage through trash bins at night looking ... Read more
The post HUMAN EVOLUTION – RED EYE REPORT 252 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about competitive eating, we listen to Ashtray ramble on about some bullshit, and we ridicule Ashtray’s bad competitive eating jokes about Mistic. With us this week is the Mistic. Mistic has been a competitive eater all his life… The only problem is he was competing ... Read more
The post COMPETITIVE EATING – RED EYE REPORT 251 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Meat. We figure out that Ashtray has a much more sinister side than previously thought. And as usual, we do the bare minimum. With me this week is the Meat pimp Ashtray. For months now, every Sunday, Ashtray has been the auctioneer at a Meat ... Read more
The post MEAT – RED EYE REPORT 250 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Deepwater Horizon. That record-breaking drill rig that set world records for drilling the deepest well, and later spilling the most oil!
The post DEEPWATER HORIZON – RED EYE REPORT 249 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we’re talking about skin. I know. I know. You’ve been waiting for this topic since we launched the show in 2012. We got you! With me this week is Mistic. Scientists say that your skin weighs about 15 percent of your body weight. A 200 lb man’s ... Read more
The post SKIN – RED EYE REPORT 248 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about obesity, we listen to Ashtray babble on about some bullshit, and we learn that we’re all fat asses. With us tonight is fat ass ashtray. Ashtray is probably the smallest fat-ass among us all but he is the biggest dumbass. Next to him is ... Read more
The post OBESITY – RED EYE REPORT 247 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss getting locked up, we make sweet love to a thirteen inch Sony Trinatrizzle, and as usual, we put five on it. With me this week is the soot-covered Ashtray. Ashtray was committed to a mental institution 12 times in his 36 years on this earth. ... Read more
The post CIVIL COMMITMENT – RED EYE REPORT 246 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about a common pain in the ass. A pain in the ass that everyone has, but only 50% of the population has to pay for. No, we’re not talking about taxes — We’re talking about HEMORRHOIDS! We’re jumping the shark with another shark — on ... Read more
The post WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS! – RED EYE REPORT 245 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about hats. How long have hats been around? What were some of the weirdest hats over the years? We’ll answer those questions and more. With me this week is Top Hat Teddy. Quick question. What’s the difference between a white man wearing a top hat ... Read more
The post HATS – RED EYE REPORT 244 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about gambling, we listen to Ashtray ramble about some bullshit, and we worry about the fate of a nigga in the woods.
The post GAMBLING – RED EYE REPORT 243 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss social media, we listen to Teddy blab about thinking he’s cool, and as usual, we farm out the heavy lifting to an Indian telemarketing firm. Take it away Donald. With me this week is the all-seeing oracle. Oracle likes social media almost as much as ... Read more
The post SOCIAL MEDIA – RED EYE REPORT 242 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about fireworks. It’s so damn hot out tonight. Everything is hot. There’s Mistic, our hot fat dude. Teddy, our hot black dude. Oracle, our hot East coast starving poet dude. And myself, Ashtray our hot drunk trippin’ on shrooms dude. I can’t even think. I ... Read more
The post FIREWORKS – RED EYE REPORT 241 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about sportsmanship and make fun of Ashtray’s mom. Actually, we make fun of everyone’s mom. And we give props to me because I’m fucking awesome. With me this week is the Mistic. Mistic is also awesome because we are both fathers and last week was ... Read more
The post SPORTSMANSHIP – RED EYE REPORT 240 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Impeachment, we fire off misguided attacks on minorities that have no way of defending themselves. And as usual, we put pride into our work, by winking during the money shot. With me this week is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy has had a lot of ... Read more
The post IMPEACHMENT – RED EYE REPORT 239 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about ENERGY DRINKS! Red Bull, Monster, RockStar, Four Loko, 5-Hour Energy, Bawls, Crunk, Jolt Cola, Sparks, Venom Energy, NOS, and don’t forget Beaver Buzz – just to name a few. With us tonight we have the all seeing, little understanding, Oracle. His failed energy drink was ... Read more
The post ENERGY DRINKS – RED EYE REPORT 238 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss DeepFakes, or the burgeoning ability to fake video and audio using computer algorithms. Are we fucked? We’ll tell you about it and you can be the judge. With me this week is Artificial Ashtray. Y’know the fucked up information dystopia that we’re running full steam ... Read more
The post DEEPFAKES – RED EYE REPORT 237 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about dogs, we listen to Mistic rant about something, and as usual, we all give Ashtray shit. Speaking of Ashtray, he’s with us this week. You all don’t know this, but he’s generally never on time, and we always have to wait for him to ... Read more
The post HOT DIGGITY DOGS – RED EYE REPORT 236 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Weed and killin’.
The post MURDER MOUNTAIN – RED EYE REPORT 235 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re gonna update you about them evil sumbitches we first told you about years ago: ISIS – or Dash, as our Middle Eastern listeners would call them. Or Cray-Cray, as the former bad boys Al Qaeda have called them. First off we have Oracle. Recently his office building has ... Read more
The post SCRAPS OF ISIS – RED EYE REPORT 234 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we discuss memory. What do we know about making memories? How can we improve our memory? How good is your memory? With me is Ashtray. He’s got a terrible memory. He can’t remember jack shit. it’s like 5,000 first dates with this guy at this point. He seems to ... Read more
The post MEMORY – RED EYE REPORT 233 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talked about cheaters, we tried to pry Oracle back to the real world for the road of VR and as always cuss a whole goddamn lot. With us tonight is Ashtray. Ashtray’s a little testy tonight because he doesn’t appreciate me and Mistic’s criticism over what ... Read more
The post CHEATERS – RED EYE REPORT 232 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Here’s a story, of a bear named Teddy, who was online when he met this guy once. That guy said hey dude can you be our token, but then that guy left cuz he’s a cunt. We’ve also got this guy by the name of Oracle. Whos been around since day 1. Sometimes he gets ... Read more
The post SITCOMS – RED EYE REPORT 231 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about those Middle Eastern knuckleheads Israel and Palestine. With us on the trip we have Mistic; who refused to go visit the Wailing Wall – no matter how many times we tried to explain: It’s not that kind of whaling. Then there is hungover Oracle ... Read more
The post ISRAEL VS PALESTINE – RED EYE REPORT 230 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Generations. Are you confused about being a millenial, generation x, or are you one of those slick generation Z’s–we’ll break it down for you. With me this week is Ashtray. Ashtray is a man born in the wrong time. He fancies himself as ... Read more
The post GENERATIONS – RED EYE REPORT 229 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about scandals and two of the evilest greedy white men you have ever heard of. I try to stay awake while Ashtray is talking. And we tell you to go fuck yourself and curse a lot as usual. With us this week is Ashtray. Ashtray’s ... Read more
The post SCANDALS AND CORRUPTION – RED EYE REPORT 228 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk God. We trample the dreams of multiple prepubescent girls and as usual, we regurgitate shit we heard on Facebook. With me this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Obviously, Oracle has his own religion. It’s called dafuckoutmyfaceism. He and Jessie Ventura are the only known practicing ... Read more
The post RELIGIONS – RED EYE REPORT 227 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about animal attacks! It’s a jam-packed 5-way show tonight with Manatee Mistic, Orangutan Oracle, Toucan Teddy, myself Albatross Ashtray, and our special guest Tiger Treat Travis! Who brought the lube and a scratching post? This is the RED EYE REPORT Animal Attacks!!! Travis the Chimpanzee: ... Read more
The post ANIMAL ATTACKS! – RED EYE REPORT 226 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On the episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about lasers. What the fuck is a laser? Is it made from magic beans? No, you dumbshit. It is not. Are there lasers that you can buy on Amazon that will cause permanent blindness and pop balloons? Yes. With me this week is Aperture Ashtray. ... Read more
The post LASERS (SHINE ME IN THE EYE AGAIN AND I WILL STAB YOUR PARROT) – RED EYE REPORT 225 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Teddy was too lazy to write up an intro. Watch the trainwreck that ensues in the video. Oh yeah, and we talk about Garth Brooks. Amusement Parks https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amusement_park http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/oldest-amusement-park-in-operation/ https://traveltips.usatoday.com/six-flags-theme-park-background-information-59341.html https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney_Parks_and_Resorts#Walt_Disney_Parks_and_Resorts What’s Sexy Teddy: Candace Payne https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article225402125.html Ashtray: Jeff Bezos’ dick pic bomb ass mic drop https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-ceo-jeff-bezos-accuses-national-enquirer-publisher-extortion-2019-2 Oracle: X Prize Mistic: Good Ole Nancy Fuck ... Read more
The post AMUSEMENT PARKS (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMUSEMENT PARKS) – RED EYE REPORT 224 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Come one, come all and join us for the greatest show on Facebook. From fearless dick jokes, hopeless minority bashing, excessive fucking swearing and four dudes with nothing better to do on a weekday, the Red Eye Report will both tickle and arouse your senses. A long time staple of our fabulous show, is the ... Read more
The post THE CIRCUS – RED EYE REPORT 223 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about kidnappings that scared the world and captivated the media. No children were harmed in the making of this podcast, but they may have been slapped around a little. First of we have Oracle. His prefered method of kidnapping is the classic burlap sack. Nothing ... Read more
The post KIDNAPPINGS – RED EYE REPORT 222 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Existential Risks. Is the human race doomed go extinct within the next couple centuries or even sooner? Don’t worry, we’ll find out through completely uninformed discourse. With me this week is Asteroid Ashtray. His balls all so big and leaden they rest at the ... Read more
The post EXISTENTIAL RISKS – RED EYE REPORT – 221 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about vacations, we listen to Oracle trying to convince us that his cat is not dead and stuffed, and as usual, we listen to Ashtray ramble on about some bullshit. Speaking of Ashtray he’s with us this week. Ashtray’s been busy this week. if you ... Read more
The post VACATIONS – RED EYE REPORT 220 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Big Pharma. We tell you what’s sexy and what to fuck, and as usual, we submit new definitions for “Polish car bomb” to Urban dictionary, only to have them all rejected. With me this week is the soot-covered Ashtray. Ashtrays only run in with Big ... Read more
The post BIG PHARMA – RED EYE REPORT 219 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On tonight’s stream of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the parents and family of mass murderers. First off we have the Mistic. He’s no mass murderer, but he sure kills it in the handicap toilet stall! His new Mandatory poop joke out of the way, next we have Teddy, and he named his ... Read more
The post RELATED TO EVIL – RED EYE REPORT 218 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On tonight’s stream of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the World’s Fair a.k.a the biggest dick measuring contest on the planet. With me tonight is Teddy. He was actually a part of the 1982 World’s Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee. Teddy was inside one of those little R2D2 robots until a horse from one ... Read more
The post WORLD’S FAIR – RED EYE REPORT 217 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
We talk about the NCAA on this one. We deleted the outline accidentally. You’re fucking welcome.
The post NCAA – RED EYE REPORT 216 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Stanley Martin Lieber, better known as Stan Lee. We out stay our welcome in almost every aspect of our lives and as usual, we incessantly joke about fucking everyone’s mothers. With me single-handedly this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Oracle once wrote a comic book. ... Read more
The post STAN LEE – RED EYE REPORT 215 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Tonight we’re talking about land mines. Another thrilling topic from Ashtray; the brilliant mind behind “Plumbing” and “Flood Insurance”! First we have Teddy. He eats ass, and he’s proud of it. As a fellow ass eater, I approve his message – That Oracle and Mistic can go eat a dick! Then there’s cock in the ... Read more
The post LAND MINES – RED EYE REPORT 214 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Tonight we’re talking about spooky places. Do you believe in gagagaghosts? Speaking of spooky places, Ashtray comes to us live from his spooky apartment. Well, I guess it’s not spooky if you’re packing a sawed-off shotgun and have had your orifices sewn shut. I don’t know where the fuck I’m going with this. Speaking of ... Read more
The post SPOOKY PLACES – RED EYE REPORT 213 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about pets. We listen to Oracle’s lies about his triumph of the great flea war, and we bring some fucking sexy. With me this week is Ashtray. Ashtray has a deep pet secret that he doesn’t want you to know. When he thinks no one ... Read more
The post MORE PET SHIT – RED EYE REPORT 212 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music. We perpetuate the lies of the right wing and as usual, we do drugs? With me this week is the all-seeing Oracle. Oracle’s a musical virtuoso. He was responsible for some of the greatest musical pieces ever written. Beethoven’s fifth, Brahms’ piano quartet no. ... Read more
The post MUSIC – RED EYE REPORT 211 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Microplastics Next to me is Oracle. He’s been having an issue with microplastics lodged in his adrenal gland. Which is really just his excuse for being a raging asshole at the gas station when they run out of cheese stuffed hotdogs. Then we have ... Read more
The post MICROPLASTICS – RED EYE REPORT 210 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On tonight’s episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Con Artists, confidence men, and swinders. With me this week is Telelscam Teddy. He’s wanted in 13 states for his fraudulent deeds. He’s swindled 90 year old widows out of their social security checks. He’s knabbed toothfairy money from 10 year olds. Who’s his ... Read more
The post CON ARTISTS – RED EYE REPORT 209 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about bullying. We bring a little bit of the sexy, and we vomit uncontrollably as Ashtray rubs his nipples. Speaking of Ashtray, his specialty in bullying information. He either gives too much as the spoiler king of Madison or just a tagline and nothing at ... Read more
The post BULLYING – RED EYE REPORT 208 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this week’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Chaos Theory. Apparently, chaos can lead to structure. Who knew? Movie: The Secret Life of Chaos https://youtu.be/BAy5ygyyBfc Main Conversation: Chaos Theory Oracle: Computer Art Benoit Mandlebrot Magenta https://magenta.tensorflow.org/ Electric Sheep https://electricsheep.org/sheep#sheep Mistic: Evolution What’s Sexy: Ashtray: Snuff: http://shamanicsnuff.com/what-is-snuff-rape/ Ask the Idiots: Pedro Martinez ... Read more
The post CHAOS THEORY – RED EYE REPORT 179 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on The Red Eye Report we ask: Do Men Have Rights? Of course they do…but they might get a bad rap from time to time. We watch a documentary about Men’s Rights called The Red Pill, and finally, we bitch about stuff that happened two months ago and we have all forgotten about ... Read more
The post MEN’S RIGHTS – RED EYE REPORT 178 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Stadiums. Big-ass stadiums, extravagant stadiums, useless stadiums, cool stadiums, we’ve got you covered. We also review the movie Afflicted, and finally, grandpappy Ashtray tells us about Nam. Introduction and Fuck What You Think: Oracle: Rogue Pit Bulls Teddy: Hanging https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/13/8-year-old-boy-was-hung-from-rope-by-n-h-teenagers-because-of-his-race-family-says/?utm_term=.d066e1b23d2e Ashtray: Browny Muncher Main ... Read more
The post STADIUMS – RED EYE REPORT 177 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss fake Global Warming (just kidding, we’re not fucking retarded). We watch Vincent Dinofrio go insane and as usual, we come correct. Introduction and Fuck What You Think: Oracle: Douchebags on Forums Mistic: Betsy Title 10 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/devos-to-rescind-obama-era-title-ix-order-on-withholding-school-funds-for-assault-inaction/ Teddy: Idiots on roofs Ashtray: Parking in Madison http://www.channel3000.com/news/police-shots-hit-occupied-car-in-downtown-madison/615787310 ... Read more
The post CLIMATE CHANGE – RED EYE REPORT 176 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Dictators. You know Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-un, and Benito Mussolini. Where did they come from? What makes a dictator? What kind of cheese do they like? We also review the movie The Lobster. Spoiler alert – it’s weird. And finally, Ashtray gives us tips ... Read more
The post DICTATORS – RED EYE REPORT 175 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Nukes. Are we fucked? Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Nukes Oracle: Defense http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-na-qa-missile-strike-20170405-htmlstory.html https://qz.com/1050323/where-would-north-korea-strike-in-the-us-and-how-can-the-us-defend-itself/ http://thediplomat.com/2016/02/what-is-thaad-what-does-it-do-and-why-is-china-mad-about-it/ Mistic: Arsenals Around the World https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/Nuclearweaponswhohaswhat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons Ashtray: Different Types of Nukes http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/military-jan-june05-bombs_05-02/ Teddy: Doomsday Clock https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletin_of_the_Atomic_Scientists What’s Sexy: Oracle: Mid-side RAW Dawg Ashtray: IHOP and Applebees ... Read more
The post NUKES – RED EYE REPORT 174 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Suicide. Is suicide more prevalent today than it was in the past? Which professions have the top suicide rate? We answer those questions and more. We also review a movie that will make you want to kill yourself, Belly. And finally, Ashtray tells us ... Read more
The post SUICIDE – RED EYE REPORT 173 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the poles. We fuckadiddle a tittlywink and as usual, we bring that mothafuckin sexy. Everybody lies, or tells tall tales every once in a while……and we’re no different. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Polar Mistic: Wildlife https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildlife_of_Antarctica https://www.nwf.org/Wildlife/Wild-Places/Arctic.aspx Oracle: North Pole http://www.today.com/news/10-things-you-never-knew-about-north-pole-1C7657750 https://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/north-pole/ Santa ... Read more
The post POLAR – RED EYE REPORT 172 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about the Rewritten History. Keeping with the fucked over theme, we review the film Hidden Figures. And finally, we….oh…well let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Rewritten History Mistic: Horse Racing http://www.cracked.com/article_24251_5-ways-minorities-were-screwed-out-history-books.html Oracle: Random shit https://www.historyandheadlines.com/cracked-history-reveals-10-things-history-got-wrong/ http://www.cracked.com/article_19769_5-baffling-discoveries-that-prove-history-books-are-wrong.html0 Ashtray: Christopher Columbus ... Read more
The post REWRITTEN HISTORY – RED EYE REPORT 171 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Hostages. From crazy Russian hostage situations to hostages falling in love with their captors – we’ve got you covered. We also review a movie about hostages, Argo. And finally, Mistic bitches about Blac Chyna. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Hostage Situations Mistic: Munich ... Read more
The post HOSTAGES – RED EYE REPORT 170 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Allergies. Why the fuck does everybody have such severe allergies these days? Like kids dying from peanut butter. We also review the Val Kilmer other kind of nose porn, The Salton Sea. Finally, Mistic bitches about tiny homes. Are they really tiny or he ... Read more
The post ALLERGIES – RED EYE REPORT 169 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Porn. We watch a documentary about some sort of Fetish type porn shit. And as usual, we get down on some turtle head porn. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Porn Oracle: Ye Olde Porn http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/brief-totally-fascinating-history-porn http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/9926420/Erotic-Pompeii-goat-statue-arrives-in-the-British-Museum.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Modi https://www.bustle.com/articles/70200-the-history-of-porn-and-erotic-art-art-around-the-world-from-peruvian-sex-pots-to Mistic: Magazine Porn (Hugh Heffner and ... Read more
The post PORN – RED EYE REPORT 168 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Sieges throughout history and the Steven Seagal movie, Under Siege. Goddamn Gary Busy is the ugliest looking woman you’ll ever see. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sieges Oracle: Siege Weaponry Mistic: Old day sieges http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/7-brutal-sieges Teddy: Siege of leningrad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Leningrad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Barbarossa Ashtray: ... Read more
The post SIEGES – RED EYE REPORT 167 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about our favorite video games. Yes, another topic that requires absolutely no expertise or in depth reporting, and will keep Teddy up long enough to babble through the whole episode. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Video Games What’s Sexy: Oracle: New Equipment Mistic: Driving Ashtray: ... Read more
The post VIDEO GAMES – RED EYE REPORT 166 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Heaven and Hell. Are you going to hell? Is your baby mongoose going to hell? We also review Dogma, a movie about Heaven and Hell. Finally, we talk about a heavy metal beer delivery system and try to get to the bottom of Ashtray’s ... Read more
The post HEAVEN AND HELL – RED EYE REPORT 165 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Dicks, of the private variety. We watch a movie about the world’s only Rock and Roll Private Dick and as usual, we masturbate with unique, but painful kitchen appliances. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Private Dicks Teddy: History Oracle: Famous Detectives Mistic: The Pinkertons ... Read more
The post PRIVATE DICKS – RED EYE REPORT 164 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Professional Wrestling. Grown men in tights pretending to be in fights. Cocaine. Enlarged clitorises. In the spirit of wrestling we review “The Resurrection of Jake the Snake,” and finally, we set specific terms for milking sheep. Watch those terms man. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 ... Read more
The post WRESTLING – RED EYE REPORT 163 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we go Under the Sea, talk about all of the scary shit that lives down there, watch James Cameron’s classic, The Abyss, and finally tell you where you can find the best HD VHS tapes on Ebay. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Under the Sea Teddy: Exploration ... Read more
The post UNDER THE SEA – RED EYE REPORT 162 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Road Trips. Yep. That’s it. Oh yeah, Ashtray reminds us how creepy he is. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Road Trips What’s Sexy: Oracle: Endless Beautiful http://www.endlessbeautiful.com/ Mistic: Trailer Park Boys Season 11 Ashtray: Bezos Space Blitz Teddy: Attack on Titan Season 2 ... Read more
The post ROAD TRIPS – RED EYE REPORT 161 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss our favorite movies. We take a long hard look at Jack Nicholson dabbling in insanity and as usual, we measure cocks to see which one of us has to pick up the check. Teddy wins most of the time. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): ... Read more
The post FAVORITE MOVIES – RED EYE REPORT 160 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Food. Where did bread come from? What’s the grossest food out there? We answer those questions and more. We also review Arrival, and finally, we spread the gospel of anarchist potholes. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Food Oracle: Bread http://www.history.com/news/hungry-history/a-brief-history-of-bread Teddy: Slave cuisine ... Read more
The post FOOD – RED EYE REPORT 159 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re going to bring you some Fake News. We also review The Magnificent Seven. Finally, Ashtray gives tips on stealing your neighbor’s wifi. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Fake News Oracle: Ye olde shit Teddy: Emancipation Proclamation http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/emancipation-150/10-facts.html?referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F?referrer=https://www.facebook.com/ Ashtray: German Shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Corpse_Factory Mistic: Trump and the Fake ... Read more
The post FAKE NEWS – RED EYE REPORT 158 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some Performance Art. What is performance art again? We give you our take on Adam Sandler’s 2015 masterpiece, Pixels, and finally we get you the hookup on that drive thru weed. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Performance Art Mistic: What is Performance Art? ... Read more
The post PERFORMANCE ART – RED EYE REPORT 157 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get Institutionalized – Insane Asylums, sanitoriums, and medical machinery. We hope you aren’t squeemish. We also review Gangs of New York and Ashtray bitches about his deformed face. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Institutionalized Teddy: Mental Institutions https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatric_hospital http://www.viralnova.com/vintage-asylum/ Oracle: Sanitoriums http://scalar.usc.edu/hc/tuberculosis-exhibit/the-sanatorium-movement-in-america https://academic.oup.com/jac/article/44/3/423/751056/The-White-Death-A-History-of-Tuberculosis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuberculosis http://exhibits.hsl.virginia.edu/alav/tuberculosis/ ... Read more
The post INSTITUTIONALIZED – RED EYE REPORT 156 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about dicks. Oracle is blackout drunk (again). And our challenged minds get blown by V for Vendetta (not really). God help us. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Penis Mistic: Dick Jokes: Oracle: Extremes Biggest: Smallest: Teddy: Phallic Symbols and Disney Ashtray: Phallic Architecture ... Read more
The post PENIS – RED EYE REPORT 155 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Prohibition. Who thought that was a good idea again? We review The Nice Guys, and finally, we spank a greased pig.
The post PROHIBITION – RED EYE REPORT 154 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Sleep, we watch Jim Carrey play an insane street magician, and we somehow manage not to get fired by our station manager, Fungicidal Frank. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sleep Mistic: Business of Sleep http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sleep-business-booming-americans-looking-good-nights-rest/ http://business.time.com/2012/08/15/dont-nap-on-this-why-the-business-of-sleep-will-keep-booming/ Oracle: Good BBC sleep articles http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160506-the-japanese-art-of-not-sleeping http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20130320-can-you-get-by-on-less-sleep http://www.storypick.com/successful-people-sleep/ ... Read more
The post SLEEP – RED EYE REPORT 153 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mafioso, we review a food orgy and as usual, we plummet even further into excellence and obscurity. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Mafia Oracle: Russian Teddy: Yakuza Mistic: Italian Ashtray: Irish What’s Sexy: Oracle: Your pretty face is going to hell Teddy: Division DLC ... Read more
The post MAFIA – RED EYE REPORT 152 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mercenaries. Dirty deeds done dirt and diamond cheap – That kind of thing. We also take a look at the fantasy classic, Legend, starring Tom Cruise, and finally, we kill the neighbor’s dog with a throwing star. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Mercs Oracle: Ninjas ... Read more
The post MERCENARIES – RED EYE REPORT 151 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report we look at law enforcement agencies of the good old USofA. We also take a look at a badass assassin in the film Sicario, and finally, we get into a knife fight over which is better: pickles or carrots. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation ... Read more
The post LAW ENFORCEMENT – RED EYE REPORT 150 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Gold. How did gold end up being so valuable in the first place? How much gold really exists in the world? We answer those questions and more. We also take a look at the classic film, Blazing Saddles, and finally, we break out the ... Read more
The post GOLD – RED EYE REPORT 149 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Fraud. We sacrifice a bag of sour patch kids to the diabetes gods and as usual, we berate a polish immigrant in broken Cyrillic. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Fraud Oracle: Life Insurance Ashtray: Health Care Mistic: Arson and other shit Teddy: Ponzi Schemes ... Read more
The post FRAUD – RED EYE REPORT 148 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about Political Satire. We also give our review for Green Room, starring Sir Patrick Stewart, and finally, we spank 10 monkeys. Video Version: Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Mud Slingin Oracle: History Ashtray: Print Mistic: TV and Film Teddy: New media and beyond What’s ... Read more
The post POLITICAL SATIRE – RED EYE REPORT 147 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of The Red Eye Report, we talk about our beloved pets. Where did dogs come from? Why do our cats hate us? What are the weirdest pets that people own? We answer those questions and review Deadpool. Oh yeah, Ashtray gives us some tips to stay boozy at work. Introduction and Main ... Read more
The post PETS – RED EYE REPORT 146 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that were hard as fuck to kill. We watch a dude that’s hard as fuck to kill. And as usual, we annoy your parents, grossly under achieve our potential and become increasingly distant out of boredom, ‘cause the RED EYE REPORT is hard as ... Read more
The post LEFT 4 DEAD – RED EYE REPORT 145 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of The Red Eye Report, we discuss Protests. The Dakota Access Pipeline protests are all the rage these days. Do the protesters actually have a chance to win this fight? We’ll discuss that, look at other big protests from the past, give our review for Captain America Civil War, and finally, boast ... Read more
The post PROTESTS – RED EYE REPORT 144 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep underground into bunkers. How big is the biggest bunker? We’ll find out. Keeping with the bunker theme, we review 10 Cloverfield Lane. We talk about our Battlefield One experience, and finally, we throw corn cobs at small children. Video Version: Introduction and Main Conversation ... Read more
The post BUNKERS – RED EYE REPORT 143 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hacking Humanity. Believe it or not, the world of Deus Ex might not be that far off in the future, and the people pushing the limits might not be who you’d expect. We also take a look at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And finally, we ... Read more
The post HACKING HUMANITY – RED EYE REPORT 142 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Unfinished Bidness. We watch a movie about Big Bidness and as usual, we grope ourselves while watching Olympic Beach Volleyball. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Unfinished Business Ashtray: Music Teddy: Video Games Oracle: Architecture Mistic: Film What’s Sexy: Oracle: Titanfall 2 Ashtray: No Man’s ... Read more
The post UNFINISHED BUSINESS – RED EYE REPORT 141 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report, we talk about memory, we watch a movie called “Remember”, and we….what was I talking about? Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Memory Ashtray: Overview Teddy: Procedural Oracle: Good Memory Weird Deficiencies What’s Sexy: Oracle: Double Edge Theater Ashtray: Lame Teddy: Ori and the Blind Forest Mistic: Bill ... Read more
The post MEMORY – RED EYE REPORT 140 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Nudity. No, we don’t mean your naked butt sitting in the bathtub. We’re talking public nudity. We give you a heads up on where it all started, some ups and downs, and of course, where you can find your nearest nude beach. We also ... Read more
The post NUDITY – RED EYE REPORT 139 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Olympics. Were the original Olympic Games like what we see on TV today? How about all of the ceremonial stuff? Where did all of that come from? What are some obscure games that aren’t included anymore? We answer all of those questions, review ... Read more
The post OLYMPICS – RED EYE REPORT 138 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Coups. We watch a latin man best an old man, kind of…and as usual, we rip on Pokemon Go and any nerds that think it’s cool. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Coups Mistic: Russian Shit Teddy: Cuba Ashtray: Frenchy fucks Oracle: Chinese Revolution What’s ... Read more
The post COUPS – RED EYE REPORT 137 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about Sexual Assault. In the wake of the high-profile rape case coming out of Stanford, we’re wondering how many more cases like this are out there? We also review the sci-fi flick, Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise. Finally, we hit up nasty noodles and capybaras. Introduction and ... Read more
The post SEXUAL ASSAULT – RED EYE REPORT 136 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss America’s aging Infrastructure. That’s right, our bridges and schools are crumbling around us while Donald Trump tweets about the perils of having Mexicans and Muslims in our country. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Infrastructure Oracle: Interstate System Mistic: Schools Teddy: Bridges Ashtray: Power Grid ... Read more
The post INFRASTRUCTURE – RED EYE REPORT 135 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the American Dream. Is it still alive? We also have an important discussion about dick pics, deadly camels, review Requiem for the American Dream, and debate about bald eagles and pink eye. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): American Dream Mistic: Un-American Teddy: Bailouts Ashtray: ... Read more
The post AMERICAN DREAM – RED EYE REPORT 134 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Orson Welles. We watch a little Orson Welles and as usual, we choke like Orson Welles’s career. Ashtray brings a little DOOM to the conversation, and we get into a high-brow discussion about pubes. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Orson Welles Mistic: Early Work ... Read more
The post ORSON WELLES – RED EYE REPORT 133 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Game Shows. We delve into where they came from and try to find the craziest of the bunch. We also watch Mr. Holmes, starring Ian McKellen, and finally, we hook electrodes to our testicles and play a game of truth or dare. Outline for ... Read more
The post GAME SHOWS – RED EYE REPORT 132 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Plumbing. It might not sound like the most exciting topic, but we excavated some interesting history and terrible toilet stories to share. We also dig up some Dirty Flowers and call Moby Dick a pussy to his face. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Plumbing ... Read more
The post PLUMBING – RED EYE REPORT 131 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Haunted Places, we vex over what to do with Chyna’s brain, and as usual, we have a debate about dolphins, garlic sauce, and Conor McGregor. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Haunted Shit Oracle: Hammersmith Mistic: Hoia Baciu Forest Teddy: ... Read more
The post HAUNTED PLACES – RED EYE REPORT 130 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Sex Scandals, we find out what Mad Max’s car would look like if he drove a Saab, and as usual, Teddy interrupts us at awkward moments cuz he doesn’t pay attention. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sex Scandals Oracle: Historic Sex Scandals (Not Really) ... Read more
The post SEX SCANDALS – RED EYE REPORT 129 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Computer Science. That’s right, we talk about classic ones, bitch about Windows, and share some speculations about where computing is going to be in the future. We also take a look at The Imitation Game, a movie about the father of computing, Alan Turing. ... Read more
The post COMPUTER SCIENCE – RED EYE REPORT 128 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Astrology. You’ll have to be the judge if our horoscopes are accurate or not. We also give you our review of Spotlight and its pervy priests. Finally, we get into a deep debate about whether dreadlocks are clean or not. Introduction and Main Conversation ... Read more
The post ASTROLOGY – RED EYE REPORT 127 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dish out Boner Biscuits for only the best of boners. Make sure you bring your boner pants.
The post BONER BISCUITS – RED EYE REPORT 126 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Easter – its pagan origins, why there’s a bunny to begin with, and just how much money we sink into filling our Easter baskets. We also take a look at the movie, Dope, and finally we cry about crybabies. Outline for Red Eye Report ... Read more
The post EASTER – RED EYE REPORT 125 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Nuclear Power. We take a look at some abuse of power and as usual, we talk about how much better it was back in the day. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Nuclear Power Oracle: History Ashtray: Power plants Teddy: ... Read more
The post NUCLEAR POWER – RED EYE REPORT 124 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Marvel vs DC – y’know Batman vs. Superman, X-Men, Captain America: Civil War, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and the Avengers. We also take a look at A Most Wanted Man, starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and finally, we talk about guns. Outline for Red Eye ... Read more
The post MARVEL VS DC – RED EYE REPORT 123 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, four wasted and stoned dudes talk about some of the world’s most infamous traitors. We also give you our take on the comedy/horror flick Housebound. Finally, we have a random discussion about breastfeeding in public. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Traitors ... Read more
The post TRAITORS – RED EYE REPORT 122 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we kidnap a hillbilly and force him to talk about Moonshine and NASCAR. We also give you the scoop on Deadpool and the new game, Devil Daggers. Finally, we open the vault and review Training Day, starring Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke. Outline for Red Eye Report ... Read more
The post MOONSHINE – RED EYE REPORT 121 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss invasive species, we survive the game for a while and as usual, we backhand a few puppies. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Invasive Species Mistic: Burmese Python Oracle: Killer Bees Ashtray: Asian Carp Teddy: Humans What’s Sexy Teddy: Assassins ... Read more
The post INVASIVE SPECIES – RED EYE REPORT 120 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about amusement parks – you know, the super weird and dangerous ones. We also take a look at 300: Rise of an Empire, and finally, we forget how to live. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Amusement Parks Oracle: History ... Read more
The post AMUSEMENT PARKS – RED EYE REPORT 119 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the wild world of Medical Tourism. We also give you the documentary, Cartel Land. Finally, we tell you what takes to become a Scumbag Steve or Overly Attached Girlfriend. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Medical Tourism Mystic: The ... Read more
The post MEDICAL TOURISM – RED EYE REPORT 118 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we get high as shit, talk about Star Wars, and go to a galaxy far, far away. We also go under the sea and talk about the high-stakes nuclear sub film, Crimson Tide. Finally, we listen to Mistic pledge his undying allegiance to Kim Kardashian and Kanye ... Read more
The post STAR WARS – RED EYE REPORT 117 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Cars. We watch a movie about four different rooms and as usual, we come to fuck shit up. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Cars Mystic: Cars and Racing Ashtray: Model T and other Old Ass Shit Oracle: Rocket Cars ... Read more
The post CARS – RED EYE REPORT 116 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we don’t just get high, we hit the high seas and talk about Naval Warfare. We also take a look at old Japanese Anime that isn’t tentacle porn, and finally, we make jokes about HIV and autism. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): ... Read more
The post NAVAL WARFARE – RED EYE REPORT 115 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we hit the gridiron and talk a little about how football evolved into the sport that we love today. We also take a look at The LEGO Movie, and finally tackle the debate–PF Changs or Burger King? Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 ... Read more
The post FOOTBALL – RED EYE REPORT 114 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we try to track down many a monster from around the world. We also tell you if we found any good acting out of Nicholas Cage, and finally, we warn you about the dangers of killer cats. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 ... Read more
The post MONSTER MYTH MASH – RED EYE REPORT 113 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss History Nuggets Volume 3, we witness the glory that is Tom Hardy’s penis, and as usual, we harness the power of cat videos to help our subliminal Donald Trump propaganda go viral. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): History Nuggets ... Read more
The post HISTORY NUGGETS VOL 3 – RED EYE REPORT 112 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about gambling, we also take a look at some hot naked robots, and give you the addresses of some shitty people that need a beatdown. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Gambling Oracle: History Mystic: Vegas and shit Ashtray: Fan ... Read more
The post GAMBLING – RED EYE REPORT 111 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about counterfeit clothing, art, tickets, and of course, money. You won’t believe how much fake shit is out there. We also review the Ted movies, and bitch about bastard bears. Go away bear! Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Counterfeit ... Read more
The post COUNTERFEIT – RED EYE REPORT 110 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
This one is all about cosplay, fan fiction, and other fan-created content. We also take a look at “Dear White People.” We hope you brought your nerd pants. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Fandom Mystic: Batman: Dead End The Punisher: Dirty Laundry Ashtray: Cosplay Teddy: Video game shit Oracle: ... Read more
The post COSPLAY – RED EYE REPORT 109 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at bizarre wedding customs and ways people get hitched around the world. And you thought the Macarena was bad! Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Wedding Rituals Ashtray: Traditional Midwestern Weddings Mystic: Getting High Teddy: Black Weddings Oracle: Online Marriages ... Read more
The post WEIRD WEDDING RITUALS – RED EYE REPORT 108 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Mass Migrations both present and past. We follow another migration across the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Mad Max: Fury Road, and finally, we discuss the intricacies of roasting marshmallows with a zippo. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Mass Migration Oracle: ... Read more
The post MASS MIGRATIONS – RED EYE REPORT 107 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a look at some of the worst, and weirdest, Natural Disasters in recorded history. We also review Kingsman: The Secret Service, and round the show out with a candid discussion about building a wall on the Canadian border (Insert Wank Here). Outline for Red Eye ... Read more
The post NATURAL DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 106 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Dirty Business ranging from running from taxes to snuffing out the competition just like in the movie we review, Reservoir Dogs. We also talk about explosions in China and nihilists living in the Arby’s bathroom. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation ... Read more
The post DIRTY BUSINESS – RED EYE REPORT 105 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Scandalous Presidents. We watch Mr. John Lithgow tear it the fuck up and as usual we get the rumor mill running with a few scandals of our own. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Presidential Scandals Oracle: George Washington Ashtray: ... Read more
The post SCANDALOUS PRESIDENTS – RED EYE REPORT 104 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about aliens. We’ll also listen to Ashtray bitch about the robots in Interstellar. Finally, we’ll take a look in Teddy’s underpants and see if we can’t find any new life-forms hiding under his balls. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): ... Read more
The post ALIENS – RED EYE REPORT 103 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Death Penalty in America and the recent controversy surrounding it. We also take a look at the very psychological horror flick, the Babadook. And finally, we discuss the pros and cons of storing cow eyes and cats in your anal cavity. Outline for ... Read more
The post DEATH PENALTY – RED EYE REPORT 102 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss TV around the world. We sit down and watch a sociopath with a camera. And as usual, we round up the kids, cuz it’s time for our Polio shots. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): International Tube Mistic: Imports and ... Read more
The post TV AROUND THE WORLD – RED EYE REPORT 101 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Jailbreaks. We take a look at the worlds oldest and in my opinion, best troll. And as usual, we get banned from useless social networking sites, say that it doesn’t bother us, but deep down inside, it does. Outline for Red Eye Report Introduction and ... Read more
The post JAILBREAKS – RED EYE REPORT 100 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report is all about monarchies around the world. We’ll take a look at historical monarchies and talk about current ones that are still standing. We’ll also take a look at the movie There Will Be Blood and not-so-discount drugs. Outline
The post MONARCHIES – RED EYE REPORT 099 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
Home grown terrorism. What motivates these assholes? Outline
The post HOME GROWN TERRORISM – RED EYE REPORT 098 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about dating. That includes things like Tinder, Eharmony, Farmers Only, and other strange dating rituals from around the world. Outline
The post DATING – RED EYE REPORT 097 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss how to Do it yourself, or DIY. We watch a documentary about depression, I mean bridges, and as usual, we muster the strength to tell Teddy he has a problem. He calls people Bruh….way too much. Outline
The post DIY – RED EYE REPORT 096 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss modern day slavery. We watch a cop….from the future…..do his job, and as usual, we stick around for the rain delay. Outline
The post MODERN DAY SLAVERY – RED EYE REPORT 095 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about criminals that ride on two wheels, biker gangs. We also watch a Winnebago salesman lose his shit, and we warn you about the perils of binge eating. Outline
The post BIKER GANGS – RED EYE REPORT 094 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
From high-tech military sims to zombie goat simulators…. Outline
The post SIMULATORS – RED EYE REPORT 093 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about traveling bands old, new, and downright ancient. We take a peek at some flatmates that happen to be vampires (it’s hilarious), and we give you tips on how to rob someone’s semen by gunpoint and get away with it. Outline
The post TRAVELING BAND – RED EYE REPORT 092 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Internet censorship. We watch the British “Wire” and as usual, we learn a valuable lesson about handjobs. Outline
The post CENSORSHIP – RED EYE REPORT 091 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss E-cigs and Vapes, 50 percent of us witness the downfall of Atari, and as usual, we scream from the top of our lungs, what’s goin on? Outline
The post E-CIGS AND VAPES – RED EYE REPORT 090 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Net Neutrality, we find out what it was like to ride in a WW2 death trap, and we bitch about how our Skype call keeps dropping. Outline
The post NET NEUTRALITY – RED EYE REPORT 089 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Taxes …hopefully you filed yours, but if you didn’t, and you’re running from the IRS like Ashtray, we’ve got something for you too! Outline
The post TAXES – RED EYE REPORT 088 appeared first on THE RED EYE REPORT.