H.G. Wells Has His Regrets: Recent Episodes
Turpentine Productions
THE FINAL INSTALLMENT - Can the team solve the problem of the ghostly Mr Boo? Can Jane ever manage to forgive H.G. for being an inconsiderate turnip? Will the Wells Brothers ever run out of new material for making fun of their literary brother? And - most importantly - will we ever find out what H.G. Wells truly regrets???
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pxZ-kf-PjYneo0fV8n4_Hk_iED-KNxdZkXq2FqfwGqI/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
Nathan Donnelly as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Joash Kari as Frank Wells
Gareth Bowley as Freddie Wells
CREW:
Written by: Francesca Mylod-Ford, with assistance from Emily Hancock
Produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Jon Black
Feed drop! We are delighted to share with you an episode of "The Gorgon Show". This is Episode 9: "Britt Marie the Skogsrå!"
Penny Cephalonia is a gorgon, snakes and all! In an effort to reconnect with her monstrous heritage, she started this podcast to interview fellow nonhumans (and the occasional interesting human). Along with her oracle roommate Sibyl, who does the horoscope segment, and occasionally some commentary from her head-snakes, she'll explore the supernatural world with curiosity and charm.
Check out their website here for more information: https://www.faustiannonsense.com/gorgon-show
Happy listening!
An unexpected brotherly visit is put on-hold while H.G. receives some well-intentioned advice. Jane takes a well-earned breather. Meanwhile, a ghost appears to be afoot, and Detective Doyle is on the case.
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WFIogq7jvK5JH8tKqzN24Gz_XKTjDUc5DBPtchFqrUs/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
Nathan Donnelly as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Joash Kari as Frank Wells
Gareth Bowley as Freddie Wells
CREW:
Written by: Francesca Mylod-Ford and Emily Hancock
Produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Jon Black
The table is set, the Time Machine is primed, and the authors are expected to be picked up at any moment. All H.G. needs is his wife, and their long-awaited house party can commence. But Jane is in no mood for party games, and H.G. is likely to end up in the doghouse before the night is over...
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W08M8E-7HP_SB7xfdfMthuWAbjTbs28GpyhdGY8kG2c/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
Nathan Donnelly as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
CREW:
Written by: Francesca Mylod-Ford and Emily Hancock
Produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Jon Black
H.G. takes a trip to sunny Italy to meet the Mother of Science-Fiction. Which can possibly be scarier: the abuse of science to create monstrous life, or the possibilty of bumping into Lord Byron again?
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yt9l5EscuomaPutHTZQexskvmWlm1gFLS6MriQnUvyI/edit?usp=share_link
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Mary Shelley
Michael Carpenter as Lord Byron
CREW:
Written by: Lou Sutcliffe
Produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Howard White
The Tale of Beatrix Potter: H.G. braves the North once again as he journeys to the Lake District to meet a fellow contemporary.
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12rxpNcw95tobFya9HHOP82STNUMsH0YOwLTtzSv5FK0/edit?usp=share_link
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Alexandra Ricou as Beatrix Potter
CREW:
Written by: Lou Sutcliffe
Produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Howard White
It was a dark and stormy night. A presence had made itself known. Something ghostly, something with four legs and - wait, is that a tail?
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RROczFio7N_0DxVE5XMm47b4yhP41vXWnOkzuttSKbI/edit?usp=share_link
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
Nathan Donnelly as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
CREW:
Written and produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Howard White
Soup tureens, salacious novels and silliness - all in a day's work for a classic children's author! But Jane soon finds out that there is a lot more to this Little Woman than meets the eye...
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16J-DG11AEJxPRWht4FV4A-8ZgVMnWHZ52xfwVu13aUU/edit?usp=share_link
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
Lindsay Zana as Louisa May Alcott
Jenna Rose as Alcott's Fan
CREW:
Written and produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Howard White
Jane is skilled in the art of Persuasion, but it'll take Sense and Sensibility to get this reclusive author to talk! But is she as full of Pride and Prejudice as some of her works might make her out to be?
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ukB0sm83wBKvMut_WqOzXKyxbA1NQ5qzqs4ckOJrKgQ/edit?usp=share_link
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
Helen Fullerton as Jane Austen
CREW:
Written and produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Howard White
Jane takes matters into her own hands when H.G. comes down with a case of the sniffles after visiting the Brontës.
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gxzWsV8TbFf7jsuInAaS-31QspqO3O3n8OdRh8S0pMQ/edit?usp=share_link
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
Nathan Donnelly as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
CREW:
Written and produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Howard White
Hope is a thing with feathers: that is, it's irritating, difficult to communicate with and is hard to get hold of when you need it most. H.G. hopes for the best as he takes a trip across the pond to meet a certain American poet...
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CzcCxBzBCim3QEbGPOjsDfc9NCe3RNUOGq-l6uWorbo/edit?usp=share_link
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Marnie Warner as Emily Dickinson
CREW:
Written by: Lou Sutcliffe
Produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Howard White
Reader: he interviewed them. H.G. braves the famous Yorkshire summer to speak to a trio of literary greats, but is that someone a-tap-tap-tapping on the window...?
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wbRXnT9l-nsRfl7w5ih5yK7yLhsXVcaLTN6eTscb3A0/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Sasha Aleksandra as Charlotte Brontë
Sarah Golding as Emily Brontë
Jasmine Ovenden as Anne Brontë
Christopher Collins as Branwell Brontë
CREW:
Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Jon Black
"The horrors that I've seen! That I've heard, Jane!" H.G. returns from his visit to Victor Hugo.
Content warning: This episode contains some implied lewdness. Do not listen with young children unless they are young enough not to pick up on thinly-veiled metaphors.
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KBtLd6VuIEVQZMXjjQt5Jv3OEnSYLSVSLTpYJPcmOIo/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
CREW:
Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Howard White
H.G.'s brother older brother brings a new invention over for dinner.
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SjnRKgWMSdFk7WcLdl6A9NO8dCm67CXG6URjLRnWLNY/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
Joash Kari as Frank Wells
CREW:
Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Jon Black
Alone, alone, all, all alone, alone without even a cup of tea! H.G. visits a classic Romance poet, and discovers that eggs and teacups do not mix.
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iqvZhujgycWAKegSzKmZThVGqv-QlSd9UgEJbTyndnE/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Kristian Burnett as Coleridge
Henry Lamb as Wordsworth
CREW:
Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Jon Black
H.G. travels back a few years to meet an esteemed contemporary, although it seems that while it is always important to be earnest, tea with Oscar might be a little too Wilde for him to handle...
Script and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15T2lgFEdBPyeP0m-gc_F8g3xrBMX5lb3gFPls3CSidM/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com/
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Credence Forss as Oscar Wilde
CREW:
Written and produced by: Emily Hancock and Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Jon Black
Feed drop! We are delighted to share with you an episode of "Neon Shadows: A Noir Tale". This is "Chapter One: A Shadow Looms".
Murder! Mystery! Tragedy! Private investigator Frank Dixon solves the dark secrets of a city in turmoil! An easy going war vet and gumshoe has his life turned upside down when a simple case sets fantastic events into motion.
Check out their website here for more information: https://www.neonshadowspod.com/
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WARNING: This trailer contains swearing and some violence.
Trailer drop! We are proud to share with you the trailer for Part 3 of "Aliens: Colonial Marines - Ice World" by Pathogen Presents!
The show is available on all streaming services. You can check out all of Pathogen Present's projects here: https://linktr.ee/Pathogenlvmusic
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Trailer drop! We are proud to share with you the trailer for the excellent "Untrue Stories" by Robin Johnson!
"Untrue Stories" is another brilliant audio drama about a time-travelling H.G. Wells, so if you like "H.G. Wells Has His Regrets", you have to check out what this show has in store. You can listen to it wherever you get your podcasts, or check out their website here: https://www.untruestories.net/infopress.
Happy listening!
"Darling, where's my Time Machine?"
H.G. Wells Has His Regrets returns to this timeline on the 1st of November 2022!
We are BACK with new episodes, new bonus content, new authors and MORE! Can't wait for November? Why not check out our amazing new website? Click here, https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com, for more information on our cast and crew, fun facts about classical authors, playlists, animated videos, book recommendations, and everything else your heart could desire!
Scripts and annotations available HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vS5LuhiIJ8bWHYmm-CbSkwCCIiuJGHKN6Qi9o53RUNk/edit?usp=sharing
Website: https://hgwellshashisregrets.wordpress.com
CAST:
James Carpenter as H.G. Wells
Georgia Fisk as Catherine "Jane" Wells
CREW:
Written and produced by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Music by: Emily Hancock and Joash Kari
Editing by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
See you in November!
So how does the master of melancholy spend his birthday? Time to find out... All Sound Effects Taken from Free Sound Pouring Glass of Wine from Bottle https://freesound.org/s/220303/ nebulousflynn Opening a cork whiskey bottle https://freesound.org/s/454759/ Tyler Knight ‘Fast Throttle Mechanical Lever” https://freesound.org/s/321867/ Nicistarful surburban.aiff https://freesound.org/s/92619/ kineticturtle ‘Tube Station arrive Gamla Stan Station’ https://freesound.org/s/349852/ Arnaud Coutancier pocket_watch_ticking_44_24 https://freesound.org/s/180538/ Suz_soundcreations
What's this? What's this? A bonus episode? Happy Holidays! To break the silence of midseason hiatus, here's a bonus episode full of all the best bloopers and outtakes from our first batch of episodes!
EDIT: AudioVerseAwards open on Oct 24th 2018.Sometimes a teabreak between time travelling is a well needed break. HG discusses his most recent travels with Jane, much to her amusement. All sound effects taken from Freesound.
H.G. decides to visit a legendary ghost of authors past: Charles Dickens. However, his great expectations for the visit are met with a few unexpected twists.
All Sound Effects taken from FreeSound.
When interviewing writers, who better to speak to than the bard himself? H.G. takes his TIME MACHINE back further than he's ever been before... Will the playwright be everything he's cracked up to be? Or is this all much ado about nothing? All Sound Effects Taken from Free Sound glass clinking.aif https://freesound.org/s/85549/ MAJ061785 ‘sofa.wav’ https://freesound.org/s/186476/ jar jar vince ‘Stand up from chair https://freesound.org/s/360454/ kupp2
Whoever lives next-door can be your dream or nightmare neighbour... it's all a matter of perspective. Just as HG finally thinks he can take a break between trips through time, an unwanted visit from his next-door neighbour ruins his plans.
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Peacocks, herons and bears? Oh my! HG Wells takes a trip to the Romantic times to visit a man who embodies the word ‘romantic’ in every sense of the word: Lord Byron. How will HG get on with the pretentious poet?
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For HG’s first trip in the TIME MACHINE, he decides to visit the master of macabre literature, Edgar Allan Poe. Will they get along, or will he leave wishing to know him nevermore?
All Sound Effects taken from FreeSound
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Upon finally completing his invention -The TIME MACHINE - HG Wells revels in his own brilliance, before questioning his intentions and what to do now his master project is complete.
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The birth of the TIME MACHINE.
All Sound Effects Taken from FreeSound. ‘Fast Throttle Mechanical Lever” https://freesound.org/s/321867/ Nicistarful surburban.aiff https://freesound.org/s/92619/ kineticturtle ‘Tube Station arrive Gamla Stan Station’ https://freesound.org/s/349852/ Arnaud Coutancier pocket_watch_ticking_44_24 https://freesound.org/s/180538/ Suz_soundcreations