REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW: Recent Episodes
None
review review review episode 4: men’s haircuts, fashion, new age shit, empathy, nike sneakers, macklemore, white privilege, wealth
join us as we talk men’s haircuts, fashion, new age shit, nikes, macklemore, and white privilege
Ben’s email to Nike
Ben’s shoes, lo these many years later
Don’t forget to call/email us! We don’t mind complaints.
email: reviewreviewreview3@gmail.com
phone: (213) 375-8652
subscribe via iTunes
From: "NikeStore" swoosh@custhelp.com
Subject: Grey Suede Cortez [Incident: 061212-000142]Date: December 14, 2006 8:35:16 AM PST
To: [ben collins]@gmail.com
Dear Nike,
Several years ago i bought a pair of plain grey Cortez sneakers on clearance at a champ’s sports store. I wore them for two years, it was the best pair of shoes I have ever owned. Since then I have tried to find this same pair at any number of retailers, online specialists, collecters, etc. Nothing, I can find Nothing, I can’t even find prrof that this shoe existed. You guys constantly change the available cortez line up, but all I want is my grey with a white swoosh. I am not a big shoe buyer like many of yr customers, I could give a shit about most of yr styles, what I want out of a shoe is consistency and comfort.
If you still made the grey Cortez I would probably BUY A PAIR EVERY YEAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! I swear. I know you are able to manufacture this shoe, I just don’t know why you don’t. Just do it for me, I’ll sign a contract saying I’ll buy a pair every year, I don’t even get anything out of it except that I get to wear my FAVORITE SHOE EVER for the rest of my life.
So whoever is reading this, pass it up, and you next person up the ladder: you pass it up as well. I want this thing to all the way to the top, BRING BACK MY GREY CORTEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sincerily,
-Ben Collins
[redacted]
[redacted] E. 57th St.
Savannah GA 31405
Response (Susan) - 12/14/2006 08:35 AM
Dear Ben,
Thank you for contacting Nike about the Grey Cortez shoes.
We still make and sell the Cortex shoe, just not in that color at this time. For the best selection of our Cortez shoes to view and purchase please visit:
http://www.Finishline.com
http://www.Footlocker.com
I hope this information is helpful to you.
Thank you again for contacting Nike.
Sincerely,
Susan
Nike
P.S. Don’t wait to order! Take advantage of Free Ground Shipping on NikeStore.com now through December 14th.
Customer (benjamin Collins) - 12/12/2006 09:49 AM
review review review episode 3: moths, friends with benefits, music, child porn, game of thrones, tv vs movies
join us and guest matt harfield as we talk about
moths, the kind inside your head,
friends with benefits,
child porn,
steppin’ out by joe jackson by chris schlarb,
Game of Thrones!,
television vs movies
Don’t forget to call/email us! We don’t mind complaints.
email: reviewreviewreview3@gmail.com
phone: (213) 375-8652
subscribe via iTunes
review review review episode 2: parents, coachella, and cheetos™
join us as we talk spicy snacks, parents vs technology, coachella, and the new malick.
the Cheetos™ in question
Vine
KevyPizza
Will Sasso
Michael LoPriore
Matt Boman
Don’t forget to call/email us! We don’t mind complaints.
email: reviewreviewreview3@gmail.com
phone: (213) 375-8652
subscribe via iTunes
review review review episode 1: the pilot (1hr)
reviewed:
- Ramen, all of it
- Lotto scratchers, some of them
- Beyoncé
- The internet
email: reviewreviewreview3@gmail.com
phone: (213) 375-8652
subscribe via iTunes
What’s going on is that we will be posting a podcast here every couple of weeks reviewing most anything and everything. It’s exciting. Just wait until you hear the first one.
Srsly.