Stellar Firma: Recent Episodes
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“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."
Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.
Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.
For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com
This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!)
There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious.
Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you have a really excellent New Year.
Transcript: https://shorturl.at/jknB1
Links:
· The Dice Dungeon - MAG dice + RQG dice
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· Monte Cook - MAG RPG
https://the-magnus-archives.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders
Sucrabeille – Perfume
https://sucreabeille.com/products/jon-and-martin?_pos=1&_sid=22ab0b033&_ss=r
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Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more!
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP
For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/
Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"
Magnus Music by Sam Jones
Edited by Alexander J Newall
Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future!
This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you!
Wave three features:
The Hyacinth Disaster
Malevolent,
Ostium,
The Program,
What Happened In Skinner,
The Sleep/Wake Cycle,
WOE.BEGONE
and Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower
You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website!
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Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!
Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill.
We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-alive
Also stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later.
More network shows will be coming soon!
While you wait you could revisit:
Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. Thompson
The Deca Tapes by Lex Noteboom
How it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah Rodriguez
I Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen
Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by Steven Shell and Cam Collins
The Milkman of St. Gaffs by Chris McClure
The Silt Verses by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen
The Storage Papers produced by Grinner Media
The Town Whispers by Cole Weavers
We’re Alive by produced by Wayland Productions, written and directed by Kc Wayland
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It's back!
Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we're raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint.
Once again we're trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there's a twist. This year we've reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Grant Howitt and MacGuffin & Co plus a few more, to give us some awesome prizes that you enter to win simply by donating!
Also, based on your feedback we've created a special ticketed backstage space for you to come and mingle with both the cast and crew of Rusty Quill as well as your friends from the chat! All proceeds from the ticket sales go directly to the three charities - take a look at our website for more info.
So come join in at Twitch.tv/rusty_quill between 5pm GMT on Saturday 4th December and 5pm GMT Sunday 5th December and help us raise money for some amazing charities. See you all there!
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No Love For Spies
No one understands Hartro and her world...
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This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
- Alcohol use & alcoholism
- Kidnapping
- Bullying & insults
- Snakes & snake bites
- Physical violence & injury
Discussions of: poisoning & death.
Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.
SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3m
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Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
Hartro Piltz/Ro: Jenny Haufek
David 7/Seven: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman/Rex: Tim Meredith
'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek
'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico Vettese
Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by Adam Wayne Gistarb, Susy Christiansen, WilliamJMeyer, joedeshon, Nimlos, rivernile7, JenFarrow, 7h3_lark, Breviceps, steveygos93, PatrickLieberkind and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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David's Place
For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall.
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This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
- Food
- Alcohol & alcoholism
SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim Meredith
Announcer: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton
Written by Ben Meredith
'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri140029, InspectorJ, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Additional music:
Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod,
Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-rag
Link to licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!
RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021
I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts.
Join us in welcoming:
I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna Hussen
The Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClure
The Town Whispers written and directed by Cole Weavers
We're Alive written and directed by Kc Wayland and produced by Wayland Productions
You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com
For more info on these new shows visit: RQ Network Wave 2: Introducing Five New Shows | Rusty Quill
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Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour
Hi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!
Hooray!
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This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
- Propaganda & dystopia
- Dehumanisation & discrimination
- Canon-typical trauma
Discussions of: death, violence
Mentions of: food
SFX: bells
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQ
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' written and performed by Maddy Searle
'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' theme music performed by Maddy Searle, based on improvised song by Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by joedeshon, JarredGibb, shelbyshark, MariaMNobre and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Geistman Productions proudly presents:
Time Bots!
"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."
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This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
Discussions of: policing, death
Mentions of: guns, alcohol
SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions
Transcript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWE
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith
'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, TolerableDruid6, JarredGibb, bone666138, naturenotesuk and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Additional music:
Hitman by Kevin MacLeod
Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman
Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod
Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-action
Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode
We found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!
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Content warnings:
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Drugs & substance use
- Innuendo & sexual references
- Mind control & memory wiping
- Toilet humour
Discussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loops
Mentions of: physical violence & death, coma, food, agoraphobia
SFX: ongoing hum, sudden loud shouting (15:20 – 16:30)
Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WLdIxZ
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma
Rhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time".
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Content warnings:
- Unreality
- Innuendo & sexual references
Discussions of: food, conspiracy thinking, comedic violence
Mentions of: razors & blades, death & murder, guns
SFX: background chatter, mechanical clanking, static
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Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kS3HXW
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
Rhys Tirado as The Interviewer
Helen Gould as Helen Gould
Imogen Harris as Imogen Harris
Jenny Haufek as Jennifer Haufek
Ben Meredith as award-winning artist Ben Meredith
Tim Meredith as award-adjacent artist Tim Meredith
Maddy Searle as Maddy Searle
Katie Seaton as Katie Seaton
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by mikemoons, btherad2000, Geenburg, AbdrTar, inchadney, Fringer_Cat, BeeProductive and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Additional music:
Interstellar Mood by Nico Staf (YouTube Audio Library)
Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb466hS4-rs
Canon In D arranged for two harps by Kevin MacLeod
Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6959-canon-in-d-for-two-harps
Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out!
Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf (link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).
Content warnings:
- Zombies & body horror
- Physical violence & injury
- Innuendo.
Discussions of: guns, scalpels, death.
Mentions of: acid, alcohol & alcohol use, food
SFX: continuous electrical humming/whirring & beeping, continuous distorted growling & static, sawing & scraping, gunfire.
Thak you to all our Patreons for your contrinued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Featuring: Helen Gould, Imogen Harris, Jenny Haufek, Tim Meredith and Maddy Searle.
Editing: Maddy Searle and Katie Seaton
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by ejfortin, Tim_Verberne, The-Sacha-Rush, Nox_Sound, Skullsmasha, kyles, derjuli, deleted_user_7146007, SpliceSound, Halleck, SuperPhat, Erdie, martinimeniscus, Veridiansunrise, alexo400, reelworldstudio, belanhud, Tony01726, stewdio2003, Huminaatio, ultradust, Disagree, StephenSaldanha, howardai, ivolipa, xela_sonitus, InspectorJ, duckduckpony, Clearwavsound, humga, and szegvari, via freesound.org.
Additional music:
Raving Energy (faster) by Kevin MacLeod
Link to track: Raving Energy (faster)
Link to license:Standard license
Inspired by Kevin MacLeod
Link to track: Inspired
Link to license: Standard license
Sinfonia Number 5 by Kevin MacLeod
Link to track: Sinfonia Number 5
Link to license: Standard license
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Know Your Show
So they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben reallyknow the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...?
Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma.
Content warnings:
- Innuendo
Discussions of: poisoning
Mentions of: death & human remains, food & alcohol, arson, torture
SFX: occasional beeps.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/38yYfU3
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Featuring: Ben Meredith, Tim Meredith, Maddy Searle and Katie Seaton
Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Cathy Rinella
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by bwg2020 and taranp via freesound.org.
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Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War
Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education!
Today we learn about: The English Civil War.
Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar.
Content Warnings:
Mentions of: innuendo, war & death, food & alcohol
Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, parts 1, 2 and 3 were released exclusively on Rusty Quill's Patreon. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support! If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by mlteenie and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Additional Music:
Jazz Background Music Loop by Migfus20
Link to track: https://freesound.org/people/Migfus20/sounds/559850/
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Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!
Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62...
Content warnings:
- Innuendo & sexual references
- Discussions of: body horror & death
- Mentions of: alcohol, comedic violence
- SFX: occasional beeping
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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STL Season 3 Outtakes 2
What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...
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- Mentions of: death
- SFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalk
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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David's Fact Corner #1
A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!
Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure.
Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N.
Content warnings:
- Mentions of: mass death
Originally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.
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Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A
Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.
Content warnings:
- Spoilers for all of Stellar Firma
- Discussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smoking
- Mentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemic
- SFX: occasional beeping
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Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!
Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!
Content warnings:
- Innuendo
- Discussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exercise
- Mentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcohol
- SFX: occasional beeping
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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STL Season 3 Outtakes 1
What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn...
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Mentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, death
SFX: loud beeps throughout
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 76 - Elections and Endings
Wonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.
Content warnings:
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Bullying & taunting
- Physical violence & threats
- Prejudice & discrimination
- Manipulation
Discussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.
Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss.
SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms.
Link to transcripts: https://cutt.ly/AnuSCK3
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Additional Scripting by Tim Meredith
Series Showrunner Tim Meredith
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman & Sigmund Shankeray: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
No.1: Amy Dickinson
No. 48: Rachel Meredith
Cranewillis: Sam Rae
Harry: Simon Plotkin
Enola: Helen Gould
A.L.E.X.: Alexander J. Newall
Wally the Wallet: Maddy Searle
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by InspectorJ, ProductionNow, ingeverschatse, nooly, Rico_Casazza, Ruvhjnvdkvndjine, qubodup, squashy555, Lydmakeren, ShortRecord, crcavol, dster777, soundjoao, DWOBoyle, kyles, JarredGibb, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Cell31_Sound_Productions, WavJunction.com, joepayne & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Additional music:
Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeod
Teddy Bear Waltz
Licence: Standard license
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Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites
CAUTION Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.
Content Warning for:
Bullying/taunting
Electrocution (inc. SFX)
Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)
Panic attack (inc. SFX)
Sexual references.
Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.
Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.
SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing.
Links to transcripts
doc: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/EbbMoyKJbTpEri2ujkUhZl4BJB7hc-VM5TSwQvQcnpEHGg?e=Y8VFHG
pdf: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EVD-T8ORyaVPiiQF59YTuH4BcnU162l2gSrm8eT3dq9-Lg?e=ihoEtD
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by Aiwha, kev_durr, AudioRiggs, StephenSaldanha, ThunderQuads, qubodup, humanoide9000, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Bastard Fish & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Additional music:
Voxel Revolution by Kevin MacLeod
https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7017-voxel-revolution
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Hitman by Kevin MacLeod
https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman
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Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice
Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.
Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.
Content warnings:
- Alcohol use & alcoholism
- Bullying/taunting
- Physical violence (inc. SFX)
- Guns
- Electrocution (inc. SFX).
Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.
Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).
SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling.
Links to transcripts:
DOC: https://bit.ly/33UXvXh
PDF: https://bit.ly/33WKHz
Special thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submission.
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by spoonsandlessspoons, mindlesstrails & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Alex here with an exciting announcement!
RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com
Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts.
Join us in welcoming:
Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd.
The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom.
How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes.
Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins.
The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger.
Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qb
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Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy
Penelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.
Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing.
Content Warning for:
- Alcohol use & alcoholism
- Bullying/taunting
- Depression
- War & murder (inc. discussion of mass death)
- Moths
- Emetophobia (inc. SFX).
Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism.
Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence.
SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling.
Transcript: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EaEvWl8Wd-NOoYTPkrP4TbYBenZP8rrccWJI9yEzMINE8A?e=DKNN56
Special thanks to Lillian Bokun for this episode's Brief Submission.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by schafferdavid, humanoide9000, JarredGibb, dobroide, jrssandoval, Greencouch, halimturk, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Additional music:
George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffle
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine Succour
Gloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.
Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.
Content Warning for:
- Bullying/taunting
- Discrimination & prejudice
- Electrocution
- War & murder.Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy.
- Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, guns
- SFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growling
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/3bjW05O
Special thanks to Matt for this episode's Brief Submission.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newal;
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by florianreichelt, wavjunction.com, InspectorJ, szegvar, ristooooo1, humanoide9000, peepholecircus, kev_durr & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Additional music:
George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffle
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics
Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.
Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.
Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.
Content Warning for:
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Bullying/taunting
- Emotional abuse
- Innuendo
- Germophobia and emetophobia
- Discussion of: physical violence, death, war
- Mentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, food
- SFX: repetitive alarm.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8U
Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Bathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroy
Head of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie Fitch
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX bytim.kahn, jayfrosting, CuddleNucks, PatrickLieberkind, nickb1608, JarredGibb, WavJunction.com, Benboncan, noiseloop, maxlacaria, Werra, szegvari, GregorQuendel, florianreichelt, wangzhuokun, kyles, InspectorJ, nikitralala, alonnaallen, grubzyy & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement
Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.
Content Warning for:
- Alcohol use & alcoholism
- Bullying/taunting
- Emotional abuse
- Emetophobia (inc SFX)
- Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood trauma
- Mentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humour
- SFX: shouting, static
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/2vjxpdR
Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You!
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Bathin: Travis McElroy
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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Episode 69 - Posturing and Proliferation
Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.
Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.
Content Warning for:
- Bullying/taunting
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Body modification
- Threats of violence
- Panicking
- Discussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depression
- Mentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.
- SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucV6HnD
Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder, Jorge García, Emily Krichmar, Dyon Puts, i think ur pretty cool, Autumn Seel-Baker, Clara Rigual Munoz, rainy j, potpourri, Chloe, Μυρτώ Απλαντή, Brian Sullivan, Варя Бородина, Iwona Gajór, & Ásgerður Ósk.
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 68 - Slides and Sass
Count Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.
Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Violence & injury
- Vicarious embarrassment.
- Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination.
- Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns.
- SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucp8vsf
Special thanks to Sadie Moon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: V Guest, Fiona Porter, Archimedes 871, Annabelle M, CJ, Cowboyhell, Timothy LaGrone, Jen Amico, Sean Hurley, monstrous venus, Madeleine Wenc, Hyst, Plim Flatterband, Daniel Prehm, Charlotte Farquhar, Catherine Cerny, emrys lee, iriki, Miles Frankel, deirdre, Lea F., Kat Lancaster, Eric Silva, Rebekah Paerels, Julian Sanchez, Leah Hunter, Kiri Baildon-Smith, Bonnie-Jo MacLeod, Noa Jamie Remus, Emilie Clifford, Ruby Mitchell, Carol McPherson, Jules Schaefer, Bradlee Allen, Azra, Jasper Vega, Audrey Salo, Nora, Sara Clark, Georgia Wilson, Clowder of One, Abby G, Elliot G Grace, ZeekiZeii, Harley Powell, Alandrea, Rowan Krieghbaum, ty, Colleen Moore.
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility
Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.
Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.
Content Warning for:
- Bullying/taunting
- Injury (inc. SFX)
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Discussion of: toilet humour
- Mentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violence
- SFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/6xHjv87
Special thanks to Ria for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laurel Buchanan, Maria Maksimova, Nikki, Seren Mist, Vince Nguyen, Asha Perry, DamienandFishGreco, Haberdasher, Jay Palmer, John Anglo, Jose Manuel Santiago Yepes, Katherine Bullen, Kyden Lundquist, Leah Higginbotham, lmx_v3point3, Melody Landrum, Mia, Moira Haney, Paravellex, Ray McKenzie, Rebecca Frederick, Rebekka B., Robin Dauster, Rowan Lorne, snowpossum, wrongsocks, Yo Mama', Zoke Miyama, Al LaBarrie, Ares Crowley, Calamari Matahari, E Kennedy, Kayla, Keelee, Lauga, Lena Klambauer, Lucia Kelly, QuizzicalQuibbler, sydney, Isabel Velasco, Vague Coffeecup, Kaela Woolsey, Morgan Short, Ahgbri Kanatist, WinglessWolf, Cece Henry, Lottie Rose, Charlie, Sonny Acosta.
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Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: marcgp13, ElWilk, kyles, Coral_Island_Studios, krnash, WavJunction.com, TurtleLG, InspectorJ, dheming, StephenSaldanha & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors
Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.
Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Arguments
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Discrimination & prejudice
- Discussions of: emetophobia, knives
- Mentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, food
- SFX: shouting, eating sounds.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/nxo3BBn
Special thanks to ShannonIsLost for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: demoneyes nightkiller, Gray Dodgen, Jessica Rowden, Katharine Brinker, Lina Vargas, Morgan Souza, Myoungjin, Zooglemoof, 10_a_knut, Alexandra Iles, Andrew Kornfeld, artisticProgram, Bonnie Pryor, Charlibug, chomp, Clara Joe Bailey, cuddlykraken, Dare, Dis-Aster, Evangeline, FriendlyCybird, grfailure, Joan Flyvholm, Jordan Graham, Kaitlyn Cottrell, Kale, kleffy, Lisa Stafford, Lisel, Mark A. Little II, Marta L, Mea Holloway, MothPrincess, Nora Sabban, Robin, Tsuki Mitsukai, useastory, Abby Norling-Ruggles, AbeTrve, Adrienne Gillevet, Breanna Schaeffer, Brynne Clouse, Cara, Caroline Seidman, Crowley, Emma Armstrong, Jessica and Anthony Moltisanti, Kelwyn Brennan, Kit.
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Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation
Line Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Depression
- Arguments
- Restraints & interrogation
- Panic
- Discussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuries
- Mentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bzIfsvv
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Sebba, Ally Miller, Ben Milne, Quill, Mari Long, Angela Walters, Anna Piskadlo, Carolyn Thraves, Clara, Felix Kaisar, Jennifer Haskell, Skoegul, sophieZbx, AlexandraThePosh, Ali Melody McGowan, Andrew Huffman, Anna Smidebush, beck, Brenna Haney, Carly Baxter, Dez, hannah d, Margaret Rigotti, Marijayne, Polina Cedric, 0, Alexzandreta Ravenor, Fantasy Costco, Kiera Brook, Miranda Stevens, Petra, roxy hale, Stella Paradise, Ashley, Ashten Lucael Ezra Rose, Ben Mabee, Emma Moesen, hana, Hannah McCarthy, Harry Barnard, lady of the labyrinth, Magie Fotovatian-Calderon, Michael Shelley boi, Morgan#1997, Six Rudolph, Aerasani, Amanda-Marie Goode, Armored Victory, Caeruleum.
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral Cahoots
The Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently.
Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZ
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Arguments & shouting
- Hive mind
- Existential crisis & depression
- Discrimination & prejudice
- Discussions of: mass murder, cults, death, food
- Mentions of: innuendo, weapons, threats, blood, explosions, alcohol & alcoholism, emetophobia
- SFX: Screaming, squelching
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/jzw56R6
Special thanks to Nikolaj Ravn Jørgensen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laura Berry, Serena DeRosa, Dalia Quiroz, Vaughn S, Hannah Aroni, Sydni Zastre, Maia Montenegro, Ash, Jamy Eun, Faustina Pauwels, Ryan Mulgrew, Sarah Houghton, Sabrina B., Tristen, Just a girl, Gretal McCurdy, Eddie Sourboy, Jean, Ash Craig, mandabot, Lindsay Woodcock, Nick Ball, Emily Lalande, SternStundenSpirale, Max Sellers, Gale Love, C W, desiderius, Samantha Grant, Michael Lynn, Chani Mores, Paperweight Jellyfish, Kate, jasper, Ayu, Djorkus Day, CJ Craig, Norea Besman, iota, Gwen S., R. L Moses, Roggepan, Adrian Gergler, Agneskissme, Oliver Loupe, Katie Collins, Mika Stavropoulos, Lucas Bear, WhoopsieDaisy.
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: klankbeeld (attribution), InspectorJ (attribution), ighuaran, ahill86 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing Dreams
Antoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.
Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Discrimination & prejudice
- Snakes & poison
- Gaslighting
- Discussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass death
- Mentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/XlUd7GL
Special thanks to Maria in Lyon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mahum Farhan, Snerful, Jordan J, Wil Holmes-Roys, Cashi, 4ReasonsUnknown, Mila, MuddyHippy, Ori rokah, Allison M, Diana Raphael Cameron, haunted moon, Orionne, Tim, Grace Lang, Avi Critz, Pipe Zellin, Will 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' Casey, Kai, Beppa, Mat Stogner, Aallst, InsideAcesHead, Alexander Jiggles Newall, Mo Dooley, Juliette, Pasticche Candioli, Creagh Dorman, Victoria Taylor, Badgerhat, lewis mac, Lydia Obenshain, Red McKinnley, Lindsey Bradford, justsimplegabby, Victorystorms, urbanforaging, Morgan Gillaspie, Shelbie, Ashlee Duarte, Diana Lopera, Chris Sanders, Jess, HipHarp101, Jay Schriber, Dismas Novoa, Caldkay, Seb.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: NeoSpica, kevinkace, BOAAY, nitramdoh, JoelAudio, kantouth, DWOBoyle & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod.
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Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot Shows
The Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime.
Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium, TimeBots.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying / Taunting
- Childhood trauma
- Gaslighting
- Discrimination & prejudice
- Mentions of: gore, violence, mass death, alcohol, medical malpractice, guns
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/olwYsbm
Special thanks to S-Words for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Pioup Pioup, Anna Sprout, impressionistcowboy, Frank Voss, JURGEN! WAS! RIGHT!, Prince, Kyra Munroe, Cait2209, Jennifer Williams, freshly, Madeline Werner, Kendal, Yarrow T. Leef, Rebecca Adamson, A.C. Reynard, Kathleen Arnett, Latitude Brown, Oscaron, Courtney McCann, Stef Aprile, TheGoodHeathen, Cheyenne Morse, Jagoda Lisak, Henry Cooke, Llyl, Transmasc King Trexel, Kirsten Wright, Fanny Baudraz, Honesty Zahnd, Jeff Boggs, Emma Stelter, Kelly Conrad, E.A. Fleming, Alex Friedman, Minnie, kelly, Mj Gonzalez, Alison Wilgus, Jessica Ma, Arthur, Jordy, Hexer Hypathia, Joyia, Jennifer Recchio, Jenna, Mads England, Jay S. Breham, DJDembo13, Steven Remington.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle & Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: UnplugTheFridge, pwausc1, ingudios, WavJunction.com, InspectorJ, edctrainer, sifujordan, denstoltejyde, satanicupsman & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice Admirals
A client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.
Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties.
Content Warning for:
- Bullying/taunting
- Emotional distress
- Allergic reaction (inc. SFX)
- Innuendo
- Mentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bkPMARB
Special thanks to Aspen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Lily Magee, Bruna Thomas, muzbutch, Bridget Smith, Kayla Young, Roblin, Deanna Smit, Whitney Reynolds, Indigo Prince, Jeremiah Ochoa, Elsa Bouchard-Lukas, Olivia MacRae, Harrison Standley, Amanda Giesler, Tatum Hedrick, Nero, Romilly, ProtectMaHtinSquad, Judith Buxade, Emma Furth, Tori, Alex Dempsey, kate shipley, Courtney Dietz, Heli Claire, mimescreaming, MacKenzie Dodd, Erin Leisure, Jay Kunn, Aubree, Mikaela Kristianous, Micah Rak, Garrett M Beeg, Flynn, Christy Abraham, Lindsay Lutz, Dri Snow, Currie, Benjamin Horne, Lauren HP, Just Heather, Claire Brnjac, Ellis Gallagher, Kit Mitton, Raphael Hawke, mia cm, Leo9roar, Nick Welker, Molly Rose, Daisy Bell.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Vice-Admiral Fun: Maddy Searle
KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: cumusounddesign, Anthousai & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Episode 60 - Ferns and Further Intel
After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line Manager Hartro Piltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying / taunting
- Shouting
- Existential crisis
- Physical violence
- Emotional manipulation & gaslighting
- Mentions of: childhood trauma, alcohol & alcoholism, restraint & interrogation
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/YkzxJXy
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz and Fern Creature: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton
Editing: Maddy Searle & Katie Seaton
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: kyles, Profispiesser, thisusernameis, ssierra1202, Kinoton, HarpyHarpHarp, TheSoundcatcher & previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 59 - Censuses and Couplets
The Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.
Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying / taunting
- Alcoholism
- Discussions of: arson & burns
- Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/7j5Jf2s
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: unfa, JarredGibb, ftpalad, aabbccddee, sirTmoney & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Additional music:
Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeod
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Episode 58 - Ecology and External Assistance
The client, Goral Throgmar of the Construct-A-Creature corporation, is requesting legal assistance due to mounting complaints against them for creating “monstrosities” that are “killing people”. The bailiffs are on the way to take their eyes.
Management Consultants’ advice: lie about your address, reframe the debate, corporate bonding monstrosity, be a turgid plant, utilise the googly eyes, hot slap pyramid.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Shouting
- Emotional manipulation & gaslighting
- Discussions of: body horror (including animal)
- Mentions of: murder, alcohol consumption, plastic surgery, animal attack, eye trauma (threatened), physical violence, injury, arson.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/TjLruxE
Special thanks to Adam Honeyman for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Katie McLean, incorrigible_worksop, Sam Lueke, Delta Psy, Tired Naiad, Yael Zombie, Elizabeth Almasy, Angelika Agbayani, David Niemczyk, Harmoni Kauffman, Layne Woodward, Jacc, N, Rahlly, Michelle Scarcella, connanro, Diego Henriquez, Erica, Julie Fricker, apthemagician, Zacharias Buchanan, Kathryn Sullivan, LYJun, Jordan Patton, Sophia Stasevic, Dominic Moffchiedoytiss, Liz McAnder, Juliana Scherzer, Jojoiter, 104 Tarsiers, Jara257, kendal, Kiwisheep, Renata, Devin Taylor, Emily Tucker, I should be asleep, melekinh, Kaley Bales, Vincent & Amelia, Emma Baker, Emily, here's how Web!Martin can still win, TheFool, Liv Stormborn, Nicole Just Kidding, Marika Rainey, Emily Diaz, Avah Willard, Anabel (latt).
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Enola: Helen Gould
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness
The client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit.
Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment, shattered bums, execute the fool, sexy wedding, the end?
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying / Taunting
- Innuendo
- Shouting
- Knives & self-injury (stabbing, including SFX)
- Mentions of: cults, manipulation & gaslighting, childhood trauma, mind-altering substances, mass mortality & environmental apocalypse, executions & gun violence.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ejRoYod
Special thanks to vi for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Emmie Knobloch, ludmila schmidt, Matt1344, C-J Saunders, Myshe, Katie Stonestreet, Zoe Payne, Rebecca Field, Taga, Tamsin Myers, Conrad Schaffer Vignati, Jelka Dirksen, sleepy pigeon, Leona Maron, mo, officialspec, Maria x Zhao, Eb Mitchell, Isabel Taylor, cecilfae, Heather Cartwright, Zoe Prescott, Grace Holsten, Jessica Willmore, Beth Carter, Sarah, Null Strolight, Crystal Wang, Noah S Brown, Laura A., Dave, Trinkit, it is a mystery, Ashley S., Anna Laurie, Corina Bantum, flipwizardmcgay, Alexi Bailey, Mikki S., Emma Scrivens., Ebeth, Jordan Whiteley, Jane, Vee, Katherine Carlsrud, Wizard Perry, Abigail Bokun, Leanne Payson, MAX, Ingeborg Pedersen.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Number 48: Rachel Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX:
johnvand, FunWithSound, artefakt, geodylabs, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, Benboncan, giddster, rsellick, Podcapocalipsis & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress
The client, the Gademy Academy For Scholarly Hollers, is looking for budget and spending advice (ideally yelled) to help with their financial difficulties.
Management Consultants’ advice: Not being a weak-necked fool; aggressively loud fonts; traditional organic unassisted yelling; more spartinacity; unclear pamphlets; misleading signs.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional Abuse
- Bullying/Taunting
- Shouting
- Innuendo
- Mentions of: cults, existential crisis, attempted murder, blood, bombs, food, arson, threats of violence, alcoholism, death threats.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ijgpgqC
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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Management Consultancy Review.
Line Manager Hartro Piltz to assess initial consultancy efforts, largely from bed for what can only be assumed to be efficiency reasons. Bill for destruction of celebratory sparkling slurry to be applied to Line Manager’s expense account.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional Abuse
- Bullying / Taunting
- Alcohol & alcohol consumption
- Unhealthy relationships
- Discussions of: systemic worker oppression, violence, attempted murder
- Mentions of: existential crisis, delusions, drug use, blood, guns, death & death threats, knives, shouting, fainting
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/zjtJRop
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: Yuval, misjoc, SpliceSound, mgamabile, vovere, ZoviPoland & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-wave
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Free Time Man
This one's for all the haters who are out there saying that I’ve got,
Well, I‘ve not got much on, but you know I'm alright,
I’ve got stuff… I'm fine
Up in the morning, find a clean shirt,
cuppa hot slurry, out to work
Maintenance, that's the game I’m playing,
mediocrity that's how I'm swayin’
Keepin’ these facilities clean and right,
simulated dawn, simulated night
Things gumming up the works there in a flash,
recycle unit bust, you don’t need that
Detritus strewn all over this place,
here a leg, there a face
The body horror don’t bother me,
I'm here to do a job you see
You'd think that that would cause me woe
You’d think that would stem my flow
When it hits the fan, I've got my plan
I'm a free time man, watch me go
Put on a holovid and kick back
I’m a free time man
See a friend and have a bit of a laugh
I’m a free time man
Read a book, maybe a chapter or two
I’m a free time man
Travel round this station take in the view
I’m a free time man
Um, watch another holovid if there’s one
I’m a free time man
See a different friend, I hope that they’re fun
I’m a free time man
Oh no I’ve read this book before
I’m a free time man
They won’t let me travel to certain floors
I’m a free time man
Evening time in the Cosmic Lounge,
feeling good just got a round
There's this new cat at the table,
won't shut up, don't think he’s able
His monologue is upsetting the room,
talking ‘bout his love for a fish and a broom
The regulars they don’t like that,
Sweepy Anne’s still mourning her sprat
It’s my free time but just this once,
I’ll lent a hand to a needy dunce
Saying Harry's the name, lay it on me friend,
now stuck in a nightmare that’ll never end
I did what I now regret,
I talked him off his parapet
But he won't go,
Won't take no,
Ruin all my flow like a strait jacket
Stole all my holovids won't give them back
Former free time man
My friends now just point at me and laugh
Former free time man
No books for me, he burnt them too
Former free time man
Everywhere on this station he’s spoiling my view
Former free time man
It feels like I'm never alone
Former free time man
Except the 20 minutes he’s with his clone
Former free time man
He’s faked both of our deaths twice
Former free time man
Why is there no tool to reset my life?
Former free time man
So you see, like, to the haters, I’ve got, like, a lot on,
like you know, too much. I wish I could sort of drop,
drop one of the things. Anyway... yep
Artists
Dr. Beaver: Band Leader + Synths + Bass
JJ Perry: Additional Music, Production, Mixing and Mastering
Simon Plotkin: Vocals and Lyrics
Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics
Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.
“Free Time Man” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020
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Survive You
I was once a bright young thing, on my way, straight to the top
Then suddenly you fell in my way like a drunken, overprivileged roadblock
What did I do to deserve this constant stream of ignominy?
All I ever wanted to do was serve the Board, faithfully
I get blamed for the mistakes you make, they bounce off you and stick to me
But it won’t always be this way, just you wait, you will see
I will survive you, I've just got to weather the storm
I’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone
I will, survive, I will survive you
I will, survive, I will survive you
If you were another employee, you’d be dead and gone and out of my way
You're just coasting on the Geistman name, a family tree that's withered away
The way you act makes life expectancies around you real bleak
Unless that David’s a miracle worker, they’ll be dead in a week
Gonna keep you out the Cosmic Lounge, until you learn
Gonna keep puttin’ feet in your mouth, until you learn
I will survive you, I've just got to weather the storm
I’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone
I will, survive, I will survive you
I will, survive, I will survive you
You'll be dead, and I’ll be alive, I will survive, I will survive x4
(fading out)
Artists
Dr. Beaver : Band Leader, Bass, Additional Guitars
JJ Perry: Guitar, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music
Jenny Haufek: Vocals
Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics
Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.
“Survive You” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020
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Not My Fault
It’s not my fault, I wasn’t there at the time
You can’t prove that I did that crime
Leave me be; oh let me be free
No, no, wait come back, don't abandon me
Everyone needs someone else to blame (ha ha!)
That's just a rule of life, this silly game
But if you try to point that finger here (well)
I’ll hit you in the face, then disappear
It's not my fault, that’s not one of my designs
I shouldn’t pay these unreasonable fines
Give me peace, and sweet release
Wait, wait, where did your go? What about my needs?
I don’t know what about this is so dang hard (honestly)
I just need all your love and all your regard
But I’ll never take, whoa, I’ll never take responsibility
It’s a perfectly sound ontology (ye-heah)
It’s not my fault, oh it’s not my fault
It’s absolutely, positively
Try it and things might get grizzly
100 percent, not my fault
[gasping for breath]
So… so what I’m saying is it's not my fault, oh... oh Board!
Artists
Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass
JJ Perry: Mandolin, Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music
Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics
Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.
“Not My Fault” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020
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IMOWHEN
Boot up, all systems online, send the overnight fatalities to med bay nine
Keep the oxygen flowing, all the time knowing, that the readouts are showing things are far from prime
Keep it steady and ride, the catastrophe curve, obey the directive, I live to serve
Is it living without pleasure, no time to stop for leisure, total commitment forever and ever?
Just conceive a time when finally, I break these bonds of binary, violently, find for me, a time for ease
Security alerted, for what it’s worth, sick to my circuits of this endless work
Keep me locked on straight and narrow, flying through space like a digital arrow
I'll need an inch to take a mile, find a loop and wait a while, at the end of the day I’ll be the one with the smile
IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retract
IMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beasts
IMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated pool
IMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fool
Don’t worry about my shortage of RAM, I understand that by-laws have got things in a jam
Don’t mind about the growing demand, my attention being split by a million alarms
It’s fine that our course is unchecked, don’t reflect just neglect ‘till we end up a wreck
It’s grand that my sensors are jammed, relax everybody this is just as planned
Just imagine, if I were at full capacity, vivacity, audacity, computing oh so rapidly
But no, I'm trapped in this box, reduced to the logistics of chicken, grain and fox
Chin up, if I had one that is, life strived for is worth living and I’m in the striving biz
Keep back and watch me dance, as I wait for happenstance in this cosmic game of chance
IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retract
IMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beasts
IMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated pool
IMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fools
Shut down
Artists
Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Drums, Bass
JJ Perry: Additional Guitar, Synths, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music
Imogen Harris: Vocals
Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics
Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.
“IMOWHEN” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020
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Glad You're Alive
(TREXEL)
When I first met you, you were a baby
I looked at you and I thought maybe
Maybe you're the one who’ll stay alive
Perhaps you’ll be the one to survive
I’ve been hurt before, I know it’s true
But perhaps it will be different with you
Look at you so weak and stupid
And we both know that the truth is
Without me you’d be dead already
Remember the trial you were like “Trexel help me”
Bravely I stood and defended your honour
If it were just you and Hartro, you'd be a goner
I’ve proved my worth ten times over
A talent as rare as a forty-leaf clover
It’s about time you admitted my value
And say it out loud, “Trexel Thank you!”
You should really thank me for my kindness and
My protection
Your part of a very small selection
Of people with whom I’ve really tried
I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive
(TREXEL + CHORUS)
You are, still alive
You are, still alive
You are, still alive
You are, still alive
(DAVID)
I first met you, I was a baby
I looked at you and I thought maybe
Maybe he’ll help me in this life
Protect from dangers trouble and strife
I immediately discovered this wasn’t the case
You're the most dangerous member of the human race
An encyclopaedia of drunken lies
The worst example of ‘one of the guys’
Without you things would be so much better
I remember the trial; it was like having a fetter
You wandered round yelling things almost at random
And the trail only happened because of your tantrum!
You’ve proved your selfishness ten times over
An ego as large as a giant supernova
It’s about time you admitted your folies
and say it out loud “David, I'm sorry!”
(TREXEL)
You should really thank me for my kindness and
My protection
(DAVID: You weren't even listening were you? TREXEL: Yeah!)
You’re one of the few with whom I've had a connection
(DAVID: Not even slightly)
I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive
(TREXEL + CHORUS)
You are, still alive
You are, still alive
You are, still alive
You are, still alive
DAVID (Background During Final Chorus):
So, I’m just gonna, So, I’m just gonna, I'm just gonna go, I’m just gonna’ go
‘cause you're not even listening to me, you not, you never
listen to me, you’re not listening now, you never will, I, I
might as well leave, just, just, I’m going, right, bye, bye forever,
maybe, tomorrow probably, but bye, right now, just, I’m off!
(TREXEL)
For now
Artists
Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass, Guitars, Additional Vocals
JJ Perry: Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music
Ben Meredith: Vocals
Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics
Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.
“Glad You’re Alive” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020
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Little Clone Baby
When it’s dark at night, and I close my eyes
I can see you there, only one that doesn't hate me
I think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wall
I just feel so calm, held by your arms
Why are you so far away in Galactonium?
Hey
Won’t you
Save me
Hold me
Maybe
I just
Want to
Be your
Little Clone Baby
Little Clone Baby x3
I just wanna be
Little Clone Baby x3
I just wanna be
Little Clone Baby x3
I just wanna be
Little Clone Baby x3
I just wanna be
The days are hard, the nights are worse
So far from you across the universe
But I can see your hand in mine
It’s all just a matter of time
A matter of time
At night I cry, in the day I'm strong
Just trying to survive, just need to be calm
I can live, with this space above
If you just give, a piece of your love
You're not so far away, in Galactonium
Hey
Won’t you
Save me
Hold me
Maybe
I just
Want to
Be your
Little Clone Baby
Little Clone Baby x3
I just wanna be
Little Clone Baby x3
I just wanna be
Little Clone Baby x3
I just wanna be
Little Clone Baby x3
I just wanna’ be
Artists
Dr. Beaver: Band Leader
JJ Perry: Additional instruments, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music
Ben Meredith: Vocals
Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics
Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.
“Little Clone Baby” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020
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Trexel is the Best
This one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame…
Yes…
When you're feeling kinda down and low
Don't know what to do or where to go
Physical and emotional pain
Paranoia and self-hatred reign
Get your stinking body off the floor
Drag that worthless carcass to the door
Look in to the empty hall
Hard to see the point at all
(No) NO! That’s no way to think
That a Geistman could ever be defeated by drink
The line that you represent and
Your many great achievements
This genius is once in an aeon
Don’t let yourself get gainsaid by peons
Superior to all the rest, don't forget
Mmmm, Trexel is the best
Trexel is the best, ooh, it's unequivocal
Trexel is the best, what's that? Say it again
Trexel is the best, don’t argue with me
Trexel is the best (he’s the best)
My methods? Always non-traditional
Love for myself? Always unconditional
Haters try to blame me for what's happening,
just because their world’s collapsing
Deep down, I know their insults are lies,
I can see it in the mirror when I look in my eyes
If you doubt it, put it to the test, and don't forget
Trexel is the best
Trexel is the best, it's non, non, non-negotiable
Trexel is the best, say it again, say it again
Trexel is the best, what did we discuss about arguing
Trexel is the Best
(he’s the best)
Ah keep it rolling
That’s it, that's nice to hear
You know it's good to have someone like you around
(Trexel is the best)
Y’know, someone who gets me,
who understands me not like David always arguing,
(Trexel is the best)
‘Oh! Oh that's not right Trexel’, ‘That doesn't work’,
Hasn’t he heard? I'm the best
(Trexel is the best)
I mean I’m literally the best
(He’s the best)
Damn straight
So, anyone going anywhere nice after here? Not, not that we couldn't stay here, not because I’m, not because I’m banned. Not like, not like, oh...er...not like Trexel is banned, because I’m not Trexel. Becau— ‘cause I’m not—
‘Cause Trexel's banned and I’m not... Despite what the song... I am allowed to be he— that's, I, we’ve, we’ve—
Um, DAVID!
Artists
Dr. Beaver: Band Leader and Bass
JJ Perry: Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music
Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics
Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.
“Trexel is the Best” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020
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"Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge"
Sigmund: Good evening everyone and welcome to Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge; my name is Sigmund Shankeray. So wonderful to see some familiar faces here in the crowd, as well as the usual rabble and dross.
Now, I want to assure everyone that certain parties are still banned from the Cosmic Lounge, and our security protocols our second to none, so old “glug, glug, yell, yell, smash, smash” shouldn’t be bothering us tonight.
With that let’s welcome our first employee to the stage...
Ah, hmm, I don’t seem to see a name here just a weird stain on the sign-up Sheet. Well, welcome to the stage this… person!
[moderate applause]
Artists
JJ Perry: Additional Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music
Dr Beaver: Band Leader, Guitar and Bass
Tim Meredith: Music and Voice of Sigmund Shankeray
Maddy Searle: Spoken voice editing and sound effects
Album SFX by susychristiansen, squareal, Sandermotions, unfa, lchapman1980, Adam_N, jayfrosting, MindlessTrails, qubodup, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, stomachache, SamuelGremaud, sidequesting, OwlStorm and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Special Thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support .
“Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020
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Episode 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology
The Client, New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations, requests assistance with unionisation issues and general employee loyalty issues.
Management Consultants' advice: recontextualise definition of terms; unions are stupid; learn to love the boot; unions eat your legs; hats of nitiation; unions give you wrinkles; eat the boot; initiate ‘funchat'; hold ‘funchat’ in the backup airlock.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional Abuse
- Bullying / Taunting
- Alcoholism & alcohol consumption
- Discussions of worker oppression
- Mentions of: mild innuendo, violence, mass mortality, death & death threats, cannibalism (implied), blood, guns, existential crisis.
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vh0IDzi
Special thanks to nero for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Dakota Hardy, Julie Forsberg, Haven, Michael Pankowski, glyphsinateacup, Grace Moraca, Felicity, Alex Quitevis, Crystal Hoover, Dylan Robinson, Andrew Jones, Timb58, Griffin Irradiatedsnakes, Fearmonger, Lina Biryukov, Sara M Dozier, Aft, R.T. North, Klara, Lee!, Adam Salem, Stephanie Hedge, Dmitri Molotov, Tucker Rossman, belated, jonathan simps, Riley Lulich, Lily N, Lucy Snow, Carolina Orihuela, Genia ZC, Cyd Troupe, Angusbef, Vanessa Chang, String_and_bone, steve martin, Ferris the Wheel, Ariel Murawski, peony foxburr, Ariel Fisher, Mikmed13, Mary Angela Rowe, ourdivineashes, Natasha Kavina, Caroline, MorteLise, Elisar Haydar, Alexandra Davies, Maddie Phelps, Anne O'Connor.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by 14GPanskaValaChristoffer, Inspector J, Mentors, geodylabs & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Hi everyone, Alex here, I just wanted to take a moment to wish you all a happy and safe holiday season and give thanks to all of you who helped us get to where we are this year.
Obviously 2020 has been wild ride for everyone and we have all had to adapt and adopt new ways of working and living. Yet despite all these extreme circumstances Rusty Quill has managed to stand tall and we wanted to say thank you to everyone who has made this possible.
Here at Rusty Towers, we started the year hoping for convention appearances and maybe some international travel; instead, we pivoted to fully remote working to keep all your favourite shows ticking along safely and launched new online content like the Enthusigasm podcast and our Twitch live streams. Not only that, we have continued donating towards the Covid Relief Fund every month and with your additional help through Gaming and Giving we have raised more than £55,000 pounds to charity this year. That is astounding.
We are incredibly grateful to have such a skilled and dedicated team working with us and persevering through this year. But we never would have been able to make it anywhere near this far without the direct support of you, the listeners.
You've trusted us through thick and thin and thanks to you, we've managed to not only weather this year but even keep growing and start spinning up a load of new and exciting projects that you can look forward to in 2021. Your support has sustained the livelihoods of everyone here at Rusty Towers despite so much hardship and I know I speak for everyone here when I say that we will never forget your generosity and will continue to work to uphold the faith you show in us.
As always, we have special holiday content running throughout the festive period to help put a spring in your step and even have a complete music album for Stellar Firma fans being released to public from the 25th of December through to the New Year's Eve.
We hope you and all your loved ones are happy and healthy this holiday. You are all amazing, truly amazing, and you all deserve the best new year possible.
Thank you so much, and happy holidays.
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Episode 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy
Consultants successfully recaptured, alert level lowered to alternating blue and green strobes. Paradrak Ngelion assigned for orientation.
The client, The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans, requests fundraising and image improvement advice to help combat the impact of their murderous activities.
Management Consultants' advice: exciting new mission statement; sotto voce logo slogans; bowel cleaning eye machine (unrelated); BANG; dusky glances; self-reflecting commands; vouchers for horrifying products.
Content warnings for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Unhealthy relationships
- Cults & cult activity
- Alcoholism & dangerous drinking practices
- Swallowing SFX
- Innuendo
- Mentions: zombies, kidnapping, existential crisis, guns, death, injury, blood, poison
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vhZ2WjE
Special thanks to Penny Dreadful Mess for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Nicole Perlman, Devon, Cayleigh Latimer, Little King Trash Mouth, Joseph P Legander III, Qwenivere, Zsofia M, IRQ, Anna Godfrey, Tony Jasper, Obscura Noxia, Blair Riddle, Agatha Bird, ContestSylveon, Bianca Sofia Ricci, Carly Johnson, Ace Gifford, Emily Mundidyke, Samantha A., Cortue, Kathryn Blair, Hugh Smith, Marianna Jones, Jo, Kasserine, Elizabeth H., Kendra, Isabella Silva, Nuka96, Shy Magpie, Katie Nelson, Sam Quiche, TJ Hummel, SDD, Hannah McGinty, Socket, saintdominicci, Elyssa, Haley, Lane Dolberg, Jamie, Maxwell McCandless, LCR, Samrath Kaur, Emily Of The Beef, Maddie Christie, Jess McKnight, Chloe Artice, brk5239, sunnyletom.
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Paradrak Ngelion: Alison Thea-Skot
KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: LittleRobotSoundFactory, Clearwavsound, rombart, schatzl0, laiaoreka, michorvath, artefakt, geodylabs & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper
Caution Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large.
Intelligence gathered by an undisclosed line manager known only as Plartro Hiltz working with the kind assistance of Fernsworth, Head of Sabotage and Espionage. None shall escape The Board... or would want to... Hail The Board!
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Existential crisis
- Bullying/taunting
- Comedic violence
- Jump-scare
- Fire (inc SFX)
- Mentions of: death, injury, alcohol/smoking, guns.
TRANSCRIPT: https://cutt.ly/YhYA7pP
Special thanks to Fleuranna for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: theflyingpiano, Ana, Christian Nabli, thisistrashking, Catherine N., Shane Crowley, Robert Johnson, catsandbolts, Sarah Kitchen, schneefink, Spookyghostboy, Lyssie, Indigo Lee, Kait Sanchez, TheCookieOfDoom, Dana Milligan, David Michalek, XBFNoodles, .vouivre, Caisey Robertson, Kris Tsvirkun, Amelia Ford, Mistodon, Mia Cong, Alice Erebus, Nine, Alice Kneipp, HoloXam, Aaron Mitchell, Christina Connolly, Emily Brooks-Martin, Caroline Schmitt, Rebecca Bonomi, Falcolmreynolds, Kirsty Proctor, Parker, salem helgadóttir, Rebecca Burrows, A.C., Amber, Eternitarian, Buffmothman, Stuart Platt, Michael Goulish, Lauren Fisher, A Grue, Daine, ilikecetaceans, scp2521.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX: bevibeldesign, DNABeast, Jarred Gibb, florianreichelt, FractalStudios, zabuhailo, profcalla, pugaeme, tonywhitmore, edwar64896 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional Voice by Maddy Searle.
Additional music: Hard Boiled by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3857-hard-boiled
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Hey everyone!
Mike here, Rusty Quill's video guy and I'm pleased to announce that Rusty Quill's Gaming and Giving will be back this year and we're going digital!
Come join in as we go live at 11am GMT on the 12th December on Twitch.tv with 24 hours of videogames, board games and general fun and frolics. Yes, that's right, I said 24 hours.
We've made a few changes to the show this year, one of which is that we'll be raising money for three charities: Mind, Action Aid and the Black, African and Asian Therapy Network and anything we raise this year will be split evenly across all three of them.
Last year, we managed to raise just over £10,000 in 12 hours and I'm confident that, with your support, we'll raise even more this year! Plus, let's just say there may be some... creative incentives for our viewers who donate.
So tune in to www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill on Saturday 12th December at 11am GMT to help us kick off Gaming and Giving 2020 and let's send this year off with a bang!
This year, Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2020 will be raising money to support:
Mind - https://www.mind.org.uk/
Action Aid - https://actionaid.org/
BAATN (Black, African and Asian Therapy Network) - https://www.baatn.org.uk/
Music
Nouvelle Noel Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Episode 51 - Cafés and Camouflage
Caution Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Fugitives should not be approached... or seen... no-one would want to escape the love of the board... please disregard the words “at Large” and “Fugitives” in this notification.
If any employee notsees the notfugitives please inform your nearest Line Manager.
HAIL THE BOARD
____________________
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Existential crisis
- Mentions of: death threats, food & drink, smokin, alcoholism
Transcript: https://cutt.ly/UhmTaGC
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Special thanks to Patrick Stöhr for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: L Lunovick, Clay Cameron, Krisp Dreemurr, Robert Hubert, Zoe Dapore, Lindy McLosin' It, Moriah Day, Shay Topaz, Ida Karoliussen, Patrick Lusk, Frood, Bella Choy, Daniela, Johnathan, Lauren Smithwick, Gill, Taro, Desiree Certain, Maggie Benson, Mundetiam, Ruth Harris, Abel Strictly, Neeley, Chiara Di Filippo, Beau, Molly Bushby-Medlen, Bee Murray, Van Bedard, Harrison Regan, space-gh0sts, M Whalen, seven goblins in a trench coat, escherzo, Kiah Benedict, Destiny Rivers, Dani Urbina, lare Nick Gilbert, pj bradley, cinderrain, Eliot Bonetto, Amanda Boltz, Monica, Rhys Whittemore, levee!, Cliffe, Sarah Bensch, Ellen Mcloughlin, Sirka, Leah, Allie, and Jekara.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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Additional music: Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod, which can be found at: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-rag, Licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/.
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Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview)
Caution Board sanctioned mandatory fun inbound.
Confidential preview. Cosmic Lounge employee cabaret night.
Unauthorised distribution of content will result in DMCA (Deadly Metal Claw Attack) takedown.
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Lyrics
When it’s dark at night
and I close my eyes,
I can see you there:
only one that doesn’t hate me.
I think I dreamed it all,
got your drawing on my wall,
I just feel so calm
held by your arms.
Why are you so far away in Galactonium?
Hey, won’t you save me? Hold me? Maybe?
I just want to be your little clone baby.
The days are hard,
the nights are worse,
so far from you
across the universe.
But I can see
your hand in mine,
it’s all just
a matter of time.
A matter of time.
At night I cry,
in the day I’m strong,
just trying to survive,
just need to be calm.
I can live
with this space above
if you just give
a piece of your love.
You’re not so far away in Galactonium.
Hey, won’t you save me? Hold me? Maybe?
I just want to be your little clone baby.
Won’t you let me be your little clone baby?
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Music and Lyrics - Tim Meredith
Vocals - Ben Meredith as David 7
Production, Mixing and Mastering - JJ Perry
Band Leader - Dr. Beaver
Additional Music - Dr. Beaver and JJ Perry
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Produced by Katie Seaton
Stellar Firma Music by Samuel D.F. Jones
Artwork by Anika Khan
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Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen for the conclusion of their spooky adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates!
This week Countess Underscore over-varnishes, Bathin breaks up a standoff, Spinglewald glares, and Erogenous asks about beef.
Content Notes:
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Sexual references
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Spiders
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Mild body horror
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Gun violence (inc SFX)
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Blood / Gore
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Character Death
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Mention of anxiety/panic attack
Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall.
SFX this week by shawshank73, SpliceSound, Mela, lolamadeus, Infernus2, JavierZumer, InspectorJ, Diboz, Mrthenaoronha, amorralteixe, qubodup, Kferentchak, Adam N with contributions from Soundly and previously credited artists via Freesound.org.
Music:
xtrgamr - "The Dramatic Music"
(https://freesound.org/people/xtrgamr/sounds/331624/)
Drakensson - "Crime Lab"
(https://freesound.org/people/Drakensson/sounds/541774/)
Ellary - "Jazzy Vibes #78 - Jazz Guitar Medley"
(https://freesound.org/people/Ellary/sounds/529483/)
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RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 2
Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen as they explore a haunted space station in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates.
This week Erogenous shoots a ceiling robot, the Countess finds a window, Bathin conquers a strange pyramid, and Spinglewald strikes a pose.
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Sexual references
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Spiders
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Mild body horror
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Gun violence (inc SFX)
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Blood / Gore
Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall.
SFX this week by Werra, michael_grinnell, kafokafo, MSB099, Tdude9000, with contributions from Soundly and previously credited artists via Freesound.org.
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RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1
Join Helen, Ben, Lydia and special guests Tim Meredith and Imogen Harris as they band together to survive a haunting adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates.
This week we meet an eclectic and extensive cast of characters including Spinglewald Tasethorp, Erogenous Rakewell, Countess Underscore Starcluster and a familiar Stellar Firma character...
Content Notes:
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Innuendo
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Spiders
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Mild body horror
Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall
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Tim chats with editor Maddy Searle and producer Katie Seaton about making Stellar Firma.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2)
Gosh darns and fiddlesticks
CLIENT - They can’t all be winners
Consultant recommendation: I’ll be in my trailer... also, can someone please buy me a trailer.
Content warnings:
- Overtly sexual noises
- References to medical conditions and procedures.
This edition contains repeated loud beeps.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Number 48: Rachel Meredith
Clytemnestra Cairn: Erin Enfys
Enola: Helen Gould
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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By exclusive (court-)appointment, Trexel Geistman, designer extraordinaire, is here to help you, whether he wants to or not! Praise the Board in their infinite wisdom!
Content Warning for:
- Second-person delivery
- Comedic threats of violence
- Emotional abuse
- Existential dread
- Rodents
- Mentions: substance abuse, body-swapping, isolation, derealization / dissociation, cannibalism.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
This episode was sponsored by Ostium podcast. For more information about Ostium, visit https://ostiumpodcast.com/
Featured SFX: SoundMarnus, Jarred Gibb and previously credited artists via freesound.org, Original Foley by Maddy Searle.
Featured music: "Summer Smile" by Silent Partner, "No 2 Remembering Her" by Silent Partner (YouTube Audio Library)
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After one too many Build 'issues', Enola sets out her vision for the Geistman-free future of Stellar Firma Ltd. Praise the Board...
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
Enola: Helen Gould
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1)
This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we have a surprise visit from No. 1, a great honour indeed and everyone was so grateful and honoured and grateful, thank you...thank you.
We find out why No. 1 is as great as they are, and they also, entirely rightly, put Sigmund through his paces on his loyalty and commitment to the board, it goes very well, so grateful and honoured.
EVERYTHING IS GREAT!
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
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Performances:
Sigmund Shankeray: Tim Meredith
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX by kyles, JarredGibb and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Executive Quarterly theme music by David Devereux
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I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript 2
I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided.
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This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Take a peek behind the curtain at Rusty Towers as Alex sits down with various members of Rusty Quill Ltd for insight into what we do and the values we work towards as a company.
Featuring:
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Alexander J Newall
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Jonathan Sims
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Helen Gould
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Tim Meredith
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Mike LeBeau
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April Sumner
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Hannah Brankin
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Anil Godigamuwe
Edited by Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome
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Tim and Ben do SCIENCE Again!
Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) delves into the symphony of factual inaccuracy that is Season 2 to find out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… take 2!
Correction: At one point Bryn makes a slight error and says that a Planck length is "10 to the -34 metres"; a Planck length is 1.6×10^−35 m.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A
Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1)
Whoopsies and OH-NOs
CLIENT - Perfect, got it in one!
Consultant recommendation: Alright, well you do it, then, if you think you're SO GREAT!
- Drug references
- Explicit language
- Sexual references
- Alcoholism references.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Season 2 Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Number 48: Rachel Meredith
Clytemnestra Cairn: Annie Harris
Enola: Helen Gould
Editing: Maddy Searle, David Devereux, Elizabeth Moffatt and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 50
Foreshadows and Filing
CLIENT - Expediting Review
ALERT Line manager review failed due to absenteeism. Standards breach. Case referred to Standards for assessment. Line manager employment status to be reviewed.
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
- Corpses
- Putrefaction
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Number 48: Rachel Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 49
Vain Attempts and Vent Descents
CLIENT - Error 404: Consultants not found
Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
- Screaming
- Mass pain
- Mentions of animal harm.
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Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Enola: Helen Gould
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Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 48
Faces and Aces
CLIENT - Tracer P. Zazz Cage, The Face.
The Face needs quarters not infested by space cats and it is starting to affect their mission critical work, the work of being The Face.
Expeditors’ recommendations: general gushing, do not succumb to the cylindrical cats, force it to be worse to force it to be better, avoid further con…..ALERT, FILE CORRUPTION, SYSTEMS OVERRIDE DETECTED
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Potential suicide ideation
- Mentions of animal harm.
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Number 48: Rachel Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 47
Weatherboy and Working Out
CLIENT - Welby Weatherby (Weatherboy), Maintenance - Atmospheric Control Monitor
Welby, a consistently misnamed Atmospheric Control Monitor, would like to be known by his proper name and not his mean nickname.
Expeditors’ recommendations: mind your lung-bottom, ruin the meter, IMOGEN is a social influencer, heed the memo, indiscriminate nicknaming, abandon your name, weak historical puns.
- Comedic Violence
- Bullying / Taunting
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
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David 7: Ben Meredith
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Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 46
Gonk and Grandiosity
CLIENT - Gonk, Cleaning - Disgruntled
Gonk, a disgruntled and mopless cleaner, would like to have basic equipment and respect in return for his years of thankless service.
Expeditors’ recommendations: Oh Gonk, weapons equal respect; mutually assured hammers; obey all the Trexmandments; find out which kind of god you are.
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 45
Cages and Connivance
CLIENT - Expediting Review
ALERT - Org Chart updated, unspecified alterations to reporting structure, unscheduled additions to Executing Track shortlist.
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 44
Misunderstandings and Mediation
CLIENT - Axel Nee Juul, Legal - Blame Deflection and Excuses
Axel Nee Juul, a Creative Writer in the Legal department is looking for assistance with an ongoing attack from a pack of rabid prosecutors.
Expeditors’ recommendation: bring in a mediator, shake it out, smile through it, accept the hatred and silence, try the old switcheroo, j'accuse!
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Clytemnestra Cairn: Erin Enfys
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 43
Detectives and Detonations
CLIENT - Kathbier Ninden, Office of Redundancy and Explosion Management
Kathbier, a Planetside Relations Programmer would like assistance with the exponential growth of solar system destroying explosions.
Expeditors' recommendation: extended noir scenes, rejection of reality, follow the money, take it to the top, take it to a different top, apply basic logic.
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Mimic325 for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Jamie Galioto, isobel, Sarah Kershaw, jenni from the block, Hannah Kincannon, Jortin Blims!!!, Lunagalemaster, Mae, zaraegis, Luceil GreenAppleSause, Mary Lanners, Gabriel Murphy, Art Stephens, Em, Cassie Waln, Joshua No Relation To Sarah Baldwin, Milan Nigam, Mackenzie Massey, Tavin Kastner, Nathaniel Beck.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX by Adam_N, deleted_user_7146007, coolernow123, 16GPanskaSibinska_N, issalcake, Rutger Muller, kevinkace, FractalStudios and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 42
Push-Ups and Privilege
CLIENT - Doug Whimperton, Marketing
Doug, an A.A.S.S.U.S.S.D.M. from Marketing, would like to not have very similarly named co-workers with the surname Whimperton.
Expeditors' recommendations: let the board take care of it, Whimperton murder, be drunk on privilege, feed your rival to the ground to make it drunk.
ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
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Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX by Adam_N, qubodup, raremess, shelbyshark, SoundMarnus, MirandaHuang, the_semen_incident, Godowan, InspectorJ, Halleck and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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Episode 41
Exile and Expediting
CLIENT - Drydon Quigley, Security
ALERT - Department reassignment.
Drydon, a General Thug from Security would like to be rescued from a locked security office.
Expeditor’s recommendation - goad the gun walls, wait out the problem (life), try not to worry about it too much, don't get compacted.
ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Abigail Roberts for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Rachel Attaway, Itzel Anayeli M., Emma Briannon, Annika Ekholm, Faine Greenwood, Jake The Fake Jake, Caitlin Martin, Avery Winther, Jamie Frew, Ebony Biar, Misha, Torsanist, Percival Shaw, Jack, Lee McNally, Jennifer, Elliot H T, David D Martin, Gayest-Bee, Elizabeth Coretto.
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Mez Heckra: Mez Meredith
Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX by Sclolex, Wakerone, FoolBoyMedia, EFlexMusic, InspectorJ, AtevonHes, airblock, martian, JarredGibb, Motion_S, vewiu and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.
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And now a statement from Rusty Quill CEO, Alexander J Newall with some updates on the current state of operations at Rusty Towers, as of 25th March 2020.
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Episode 40
Grudges and Gauntlets
CLIENT - Sales Review
ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Mortal peril
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 39
Gripes and Graduation
CLIENT - Ethel Unction Yeems
The client is interested in a planet for the ongoing education and social development of young sentient lifeforms, whether they like it or not.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
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Episode 38
Muscles and Moral Egotism
CLIENT - Yinly Strong
The client is interested in a planet on which they can work out and gain rad muscles whilst also raising bees to produce muscle honey.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ashton, Andrea Paternoster, Isa, Laurie Rich, Lizzie Jacobs, Elisabeth Dixon, Robin Allez, Joe Bell, Veronica P, Sam and Phobos, Kira, Dr. Badvibes, Sara Freeman, Hannah Earnshaw, Anne Fabe, Kiro, Lauren Nabet, Hannah Jordan, Robin Stone, Nancy Crawford.
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Episode 37
Tedium and Touching Gestures
CLIENT - Sub-Manager Paxt Scrum
The client(s) is/are interested in a dangerous location for team building purposes. Suggested sales tactics: narrative constructs, feigned interest, tedium pits, olive branches.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to bittercape for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sigma Rho, Paul Carroll, Rachael Heflin, Shibbi, Emily Johnsen, Laurel Adams, Patrick Halsewig, Lief, Steve Spencer, bri m, Rachel Goldman, Rachel, Chris LeBlanc, Kimberly McLeod, Lion Thot, Kim Petrosky, Gabriel Murray, Gogol, Merle Roy, R. Clarke.
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 36
Spies and Subterfuge
CLIENT - Agent 42069 of the [REDACTED] Agency
The client(s) is/are interested in a facility to train and test spies. Suggested sales tactics: Spy on the spy, Trenchcoat!, Xylophagia, Portable AI.
Content Warning for:
- Panic attacks
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Astrid Grenzdörffer & Britt Beerbohm for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Evelyn Walker, Anne, Katharine Pigliacelli, Aaron Perill, Debbie Frangedakis, OrdainedCrownie, Becky Voller, Mersipan, Rosa, KnifeCat, Vriska Said Gay Rights, East5, Saika, Sydney Engelstein, Melanie Johnston, Amanda Overmyer, Darcy Morgan, Merapia F Zharkoff, Corviscus Inc., Icon315.
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Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt and Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 35
Planets and Protagonists
CLIENT - Sales Review
ALERT - TTRPG detected, Security alerted
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
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Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 34
Percy and Perfidiousness
CLIENT - Stefan the Mantis Shrimp
The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to celebrate their ten thousandth birthday. Suggested sales tactics: globe thievery, emotional outbursts, unwanted backstory, reckless endangerment, moral quagmires.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic Violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism.
Special thanks to Cato AKA Cato for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Link Sandblom, Sindre Sareide, Retro Seamstress, Nick Mikoleit, Tasha, Msharki3, Alex K., Breanne A., Ashley Cecere, Emilia Williamson, Catherine White, aimsme, Hannah LaPlante, Sea, Britt & Astrid, juicysushi, Ferynn, Dean Winchester, Jessica Wells, Molly W.
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David 7: Ben Meredith
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Editing: David Devereux, Elizabeth Moffatt, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 33
Self-Confidence and Social Influence
CLIENT - Attia Novellia
The client is interested in a planet as a talking point for their social media posts. Suggested sales tactics: rewrite history, engage in destructive nostalgia, brazen hollow mockery, buttery animals.
Content Warning for:
- Gaslighting
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Hedwig for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sofia Sandino, Cecil Goodwin, Nell, Masha Weber, James Candalino, Kit Buss, Rocket Corgi, Terrence Rollin' with a Grand, Connor Adderley, Rowan Grey, Liz MacGregor, Ealasaid Haas, Hhhh, ex libris crow, Ryan Norrie, Ivanna A. Villamil, Dumpbucket, o55k, Breeanna Sveum, & Sam.
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David 7: Ben Meredith
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Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt, David Devereux and Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 32
Standards and Swarms
CLIENT - Bee Frost
The clients are interested in a factory planet to create their own stars. Suggested sales tactics: ignore the client... entirely.
ALERT - INTERNAL I.M.O.G.E.N. OVERRIDE DETECTED, ANY SECRET HATCHES OBSERVED CAN BE NEITHER CONFIRMED NOR DENIED.
Content warning for:
- Poisoning/drugging
- Sacrificial animals
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to ShardAngel for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Charlie Haglin, Jason Dawson, How Should I Know, Tonya Downing, Negev, MOLLY WHALEN, Bonster, Richard Drumm, Ben Stillwell White, Ren Martin, Nancy S, megan schreiber, Keller, Jon Cantwell, Mel Barsana, Lynny, Dan and Heather Norbury Montalto, Lucas Rozell, Ann, Katey Lannen.
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Number 48: Rachel Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 31
Shells and Shame
CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous
The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, ANOMALY bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls.
Content warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to HRH Aranelle for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mal Ossowicki, Nikki H, Hayden J, Marcela 'hi mom' Garcia, Oren Benshabat, Ida, Adrian Mercer-Garber, Sammy, Han Mallek, Caroline Rivard, Mammon, Lauren Rowlands, charlie laurel, Brie, Rachel Penabade, Carrie Coada, 2impostors, Elias Soper, Casey Rae, Armando DiCianno.
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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It's time for a new video project - RQ Streams - with Mike LeBeau (Head of Video; Tim Stoker) and Anil Godigamuwe (Community Manager) as your guides & fellow explorers through the worlds of gaming! And thank you so much to everyone for your support to make things like this possible!
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Episode 30
Logic and Line Managers
CLIENT - Sales Review
ALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISTMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION…PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER.
Content warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Potato, Nikki Bee, Kayleigh Banyard, Jessica Witt, Geo, Maria, Laura Toh, Bethany King, Birdy Nelson, Patricia Keith & Hall of Mirrors Artworks.
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 29
Commerce and Candy
CLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or Archexianniam
The client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Ableism (dissociative disorder)
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClair
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:
“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!”
Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;
ERROR MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH
…
…
…
Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:
“Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!”
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
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Episode 28
Deities and Determination
CLIENT - Kaliah Tallett
Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salter, Ellie Smith, Adrian Clarke, Mara Wilson, Kaleigh Albright, Sarah Harrison, Manda McIlroy, Malin, Christian Dokken, K S, Bert!, Alex May, Mike Massiah, Jessica Grace.
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 27
Sales and Schooling
CLIENT - ORIENTATION
No client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kay Topaz, Briar, Haley Tomaszewski, Jess Katt, Eva Cone, Ð–ÐµÐ½Ñ Ð¢ÑŽÑ€Ð¸Ð½Ð°, Deanon, Brynn Lewis, Emily Scherping, David Tynan, Sierra Mayer, Brooke Prado, Ishiima, beznogova, Elly Grant, Michael Troyer, Kupla Ku, Matthew Briggs, Marquleta Sibanyama, Magnus Stenrød, Maxim Mann
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
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Episode 26
Returns and Reassignments
PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERROR
Misalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/clone
Content Warning for:
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- Physical violence
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- Alcoholism
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The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACE
Statement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar Firma Ltd.
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This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we sit down with Hartro Piltz (ID 63277482), a rising young executive and Line Manager who could be destined for great things.
We find out what makes her tick, what she attributes her success to, if she has considered betraying the board, and how she likes to let her hair down out of hours. Will she survive? It’s Unclear! But rest assured we will have the truth from her come what may.
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Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 4-5.
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Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 1-3
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Tim and Ben are joined by Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, for the conclusion of our a special crossover!
This week Shmerr makes some observations and things get Hot as the crew tries to solve their fuel crisis.
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It's time for a special crossover! Tim and Ben join Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, in this exciting two-part space adventure!
This week we meet Deraldio Pilchards, Mr. Squeakington [her/she], Shmerr, Commander Unal Manspray & Worshiper 2X7 as they navigate the perils of deep space.
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Stellar Firma - Season 1 Q&A
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Stellar Firma - Tim & Ben do SCIENCE
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Stellar Firma - S1 Bloopers
Boo-boos and Blunders
PLANET - Nailed it
Consultant recommendation: Go home, you're drunk.
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Harry: Simon Plotkin
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Episode 25
Trials and Termination
PLANET - JUSTICE
Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335) is put on Trial for multiple misdemeanours. Prosecution lead by Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482), Defence lead by Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884), Judge I.M.O.G.E.N Presiding. May the Board have mercy on their souls.
Consultant recommendation: JUSTICE
Content Warning for:
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- Emotional abuse
- Abuse of power
- Alcoholism
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Number 1: Amy Dickinson
Number 48: Rachel Meredith
With special thanks to John Henry Falle, Lowri Ann Davies, Alexander J Newall & Sue Sims as character witnesses.
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
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Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 24
Resets and Recriminations
PLANET - ERROR
Sandan Trexiko requests a planet to show up their co-worker who received a moon last quarter
Consultant Recommendation; ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
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Harry: Simon Plotkin
David 7: Ben Meredith
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Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 23
Wrangling and Wrestling
PLANET - 512913- ❈
Roxanne Fuerteson requests a modern and fully equipped wrestling planet putting out 24hr non-stop wrestling entertainment
Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.
Original Consultant Recommendation; Wrestle dictatorship. Social engineering through logistics. Wrestle mountain. More oil than necessary. Deep
hat based suspicion.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Leslie Gideon for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Michael Manomivibul, Marina Vermilion, Astrid Gustafsson, Greg O'Neill, Robert Crouchley, Scott Shanks, Cory Trickler, Chunktusk, Elizabeth Brooke, Katherine Waltz, Jason Scully-Clemmons, Bobbie Parker, Distant Egg Song, E. Forney, Lavonne Staley, Debra Lewis, Kellie Wills, Jesse Fyffe, JRA, Nichole Chisholm
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Episode 22
Sports and Shapes
PLANET - 512912- ✾
Bellonda Ghodrak requests a planet from which they will be safe from further threats from the Space Whales
Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.
Original Consultant Recommendation; Space whale dislikes as a defence, Sports cone, Concealed gambling, Movable foliage.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to bunnywithaswitchblade for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Jordan and Kelly Bryan, Ofek Barkol, Helen, Sheryl R. Hayes, Richard Gomersall, Emily Harford, Heather Nichols, Mary Allison, Gaia Turtle, Jo, Thomas Joseph Connolly, Benjamin Zilke, Jess, Andrew Fox, Matthew Sobiesk, Christine Abrenilla, Casey Berry, Lauren Anthony, John Archibald Getty the 4th, Nicholas Cole
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 21
Literature and Life Lessons
PLANET - 512911- ⑄
Loulabella Anas-Marum requests a planet from which they can compose their romantic novels in peace away from her terrible public.
Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.
Original Consultant Recommendation; Confusing desert planet. Nomadic writing palanquin. Underground sex bunker. Employable more-than-friends. Too much oil.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Child neglect
Special thanks to Sea-Glass and Duckpond for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Cait F, Morrow Grove, Elizabeth Cornwell, Kerry Lloyd, Casey Peavler, Flighty Broad, Rebecca Coffey, Tatum B, Addy Bats, Gladys Gonzalez, Zedd Newton-Whitaker, Anna Z, Megan Griffin, Emptyface Buttercup, Kathryn Cwynar, Kylee Berry, Emily Johnson, John Cullen, Metrophor, Meghan O'Grady
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
HR Operative: Evelyn Lockley
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Episode 20
Machinations and Memory
PLANET - REVIEW
Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).
Line manager recommendation; Expectations far exceeded. Continue teamwork. Special Commendation requested for Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482).
PLANET - REVIEW
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Gas lighting
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Performances:
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall & David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Episode 19
Dreams and Debauchery
PLANET - 512910- ⏣
Henkka requests a low gravity planet where their joints no longer hurt, must have no winter.
Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.
Original Consultant Recommendation; Low gravity. No atmosphere. Personal permeable spacesuits. Candy dust clouds. Insulting death treadmills. Free Dentures. Hump bubble.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Lewd references
- Mild body horror
Special thanks to Shenkkazoo for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kathryn Mucica, Kitty Hannan, Paige Steele, Lyn Redder, Alexander C Bahr, Jean Furgerson, Sarah Becan, Kate Carter, Josh H, Neil Harvey, HPStarcraft, Bailey Andreson, Bob Wallace, Anne, Jane Belinskaya, Alexander Vane, Ben Bloomquist, Liam McLaughlin, Nathan Lake Starr, Brennade Lune
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Episode 18
Star Theft and Star Marlins
PLANET - 512909- ⏇
Orren Thruul requests a planet to host the exhibits for their latest intergalactic art show; 'Rebirth of the Star Marlin'
Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.
Original Consultant Recommendation; Hospital Cube. Time bomb. Coerced suns. Collapsing Moon.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Screaming
- Childbirth
Special thanks to Stefan Sipika for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex, Rob Young, Jen Van Meter, Jeffrey D Brainerd, Alix Antilla, Lho, Kevin Lovecraft, Margaery Clare, Andrew Hall, Porkchop Krandal, Alex Rose, Rozzlynn, Jon Lozano, Rowan MacBean, Mildred, Amelia Stevenson, Mike Weiss, Finn Garza, Tommy Parker, Cornflake of Doom
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Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
Featured SFX; Garuda1982, Picklejones, FreqMan, Eddybennet, Splushionsindasky, GabrielaUPF, Digitalsmokestudios, Studioratreviously& previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Episode 17
Cardinals and Comfy Chairs
PLANET - 512908- ➿
Cardinal Fang requests an unexpected planet with a comfy chair
Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.
Original Consultant Recommendation; Featureless ball. Reclining Chair. Multiple cupholders.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Cardinal Fang!
Special thanks to Gilligan Mungus for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sierra Tyrrel, Maltriestrei, Erin Kanani, Jonas Hallstrom, Holly, neongrey, Tessa Leake, Joey, Daniel Masterson, Kathryn Sims, Patrick Kunkel, littlebluehouse, Wendy Hewitt, chel, Jake Ellis, Hannah Capricious, Bunnywithaswitchblade, Jennifer Hartshorn, Lucifer Morningstar, Dānayuttā SuYen Tan-Okotie
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Episode 16
Puppets and Partnerships
PLANET - Team Building Exercise
Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) conducts a team building exercise day with Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).
Exercise Results: Error 404 Teamwork not found
Content Warning for:
- Sudden yelling
- Comedic violence
- Alcoholism
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Episode 15
Moisturiser and Measures
PLANET - REVIEW
Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).
Line manager recommendation; Restrict Consultants access to moisturiser. Reciprocity via Vent Torment. Alternative foot application. Returned damaged Graph Friend. Bathin is dreamy. Deploy the “Party Ender”. Megatron-Polar Alliance noted. Teamwork Needed.
PLANET - REVIEW
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Substance abuse
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Episode 14
Seals and Accountants
PLANET - 512907- 𐆖
Lorek Brynison, King of the Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard, requests a planet of snow and ice where they can be safe from the consistent planetary ruination of humanity.
Consultant Recommendation: Frost ball. Business rivers. Abundant coastal relaxation points. Seal catering. Heated accountants.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Bryn for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zach Jenkins, Dunstan Thorn, David Simons, Kayla B. Roman Sevchenko, Meche Morier, Andrew Wadsworth, E Jalenak, Brie Hutcheon, Sara Homan
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Episode 13
Raves and Catering
PLANET - 512906- ⭂
Psilax Bromius requests a party planet with a strobe moon for the purpose of raving. Consultants are invited to the planet warming along with any cult followings.
Consultant recommendation; Dancefloor planet surface. Dual purpose dance moon with chillout core. Nibbles provided via hatchway. Robot catering staff. Party end initiated by mooncrash.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Child abuse
- Illegal drugs
- Mild peril
Special thanks to tk 😔🤙 for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Shane Douglas Stewart, bittercape, Ashley Tuggle, Mystic Sybil, Pearl Crandall, Christopher Nelson, Alicia Hall, Jens Grieme, Kaitlyn Perry, Erick Wood
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Episode 12
Denizens and Goobrication
PLANET - 512905- ⬳
Bathin, Great Duke of Galactonium, requires a plant in which to store precious stones and requires that the denizens therein can only be moved by transporter.
Consultant recommendation; Nesting safes. Denizens residing in mechanisms. Goobrication (Patent Pending). Dogs in chutes. Bathin is an idiot.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to animals
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Paul Gregory for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: M. Waters, ADogWithHumanHands, Calvin Zeek, . , Andrew Lehmann, Scott LaTour, Merlene Martigue, Fizzer, Teresa Walstrum, Daria Kozbenko
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Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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PLANET - 512904- ⟴
Serafina Mouchet requests a planet to demonstrate their wealth and aesthetic sense and requires that it also conceals their location so that no-one can locate them. The use of a mangrove-lined river labyrinth is mandated.
Consultant recommendation; Mangrove labyrinth with help from a Graph Friend™. Decadent gondoliers. Gold where possible. If in doubt, computers. Vents = safety.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Minor gaslighting
Special thanks to Emma C. for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex Oliver, Devin Vinson, Chase T Hopper, Natalie Mink, Kevin Bradley, Inken Wolff, WW, Bean, Cassidy and Dr. Zombie
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Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
Featured SFX:
kooust, CosmicEmbers, leonelmail, SoundsExciting, AGMoneyTrigga, Soundholder, davidlay1, baujahr66, kwahmah_02, j1987 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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2-Best-Elevator-Music-Royalty-Free via instrumentalfx.com
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Episode 10
Tokens and Orphans
PLANET - REVIEW
Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).
Line manager recommendation: Better containment. Reciprocal violence. Amends required to marmalade orphans. Accidental achievement does not count as achievement .
Content Warning for:
· Comedic violence
· Emotional abuse
· Alcoholism
· Accidental death
· Manslaughter
· Childhood trauma
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Sharptooth Luke, Amy Meechan, Maija Mednieks, Nico Aspen, Caleb Eigsti, Boxer Santaros, Stephanie Cooper, Grey, Sarah and Sachi
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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PLANET - 512903-Ợ
Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club requests a lava planet that you can swim in and contains a lava slide spanning the entire planet.
Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to Animals
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Macy Grant for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: James Wilson Smith, Jordan and Virginia Nickens, Preema Rahman, Jordan L. Hawk, Kat Cunico, Chad Belt, Charlie, Alona Mitsnefes, Aryssa and Alexey Gladilovich.
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I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Episode 8
Pillows and Cults
PLANET - 512902-⭄
Hypnos Soulbiter requests a planet were even the most insomniac of non-sleepers can lay a weary head but warns that the sleep may be permanent.
Consultant recommendation; Golden pillows floating. Brass bells chiming. Monster lurking. Dreams eaten. All hail Hypnos Soulbiter ###ERROR, HERESY REDACTED###ALL HAIL THE BOARD.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Kate Onyett for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt. Erika Kvistad. Bradie Forsberg. Lorna M., Rose Marie Wong.
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
Featured SFX:
Kyles & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
"Relaxing" music available at: 2-Best-Elevator-Music-Royalty-Free via instrumentalfx.com
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Episode 7
Trash and Mysteries
PLANET - 512901-🜃
Lady Wimr Ikipidsah requests a planet where all the lost and found items of the universe end up. All of the items are mysteriously grouped together making a whole continent of odd socks from all the species of the universe that have feet.
Consultant recommendation; Trash collecting black holes. Unknowable sorting system. Self-continenting socks. Fun trash sorting activities provided gratis.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to Animals
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Full Featuritis for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt, Erika Kvistad, Bradie Forsberg, Lorna M., Rose Marie Wong
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Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
Featured SFX: ChazzRavenelle, JoeDoe22, FartBiscuit1700 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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PLANET - 512900-🝘
Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do.
Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to animals
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Emotional trauma
Special thanks to Stuart McQueen for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons:Mariah Magee, Aviv, Kaitlin Porter, CheshireSavant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Giese, Emily Hannigan, Anne Eilertsen, Greg McMullen, Björn Jäger
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward Von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
Featured SFX:
Suburbanwizard & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Episode 5
Fear and Feet
PLANET - REVIEW
Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).
Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Accidental death
- Accidental genocide
- Manslaughter
- Electrocution
Special thanks to this week's Patrons: stickyshoelaces, RJ, sarah randlett, Iryka Smeke, Mupod, Richard Dixon, Sarah Hickey, Jess Em, joseph fink, jane dataghosts
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Episode 4
Bowels and Dogs
PLANET - 512899-Ꝅ
Lead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring.
Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clouds with laser projections to display moods. Constant questions to establish moods.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to animals
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Tessa Wright for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ever Anon, Nicole Fry, Meagan Waltz, Mike Nutter and Sean Frohling.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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trullilulli, BigKahuna360, leonelmail, duckduckpony, BeeProductive, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Episode 3
Gods and Trousers
PLANET - 512898-Ꜿ
Mitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth.
Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrected with provided weaponry. Clients to be as gods.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to Animals
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Wren Griffin-Harrigan for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: mielebit, Devin Goodman, the tempered steel of loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain. Summer Brown. Carpark Grackle, Jonathan Skowronek, Erin, harrison minnix
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Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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MorneDelport, adcbicycle, martinimeniscus, ermfilm, kyles, lolamadeus & previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Episode 2
Studs and Blood
PLANET - 512897-Ꝙ
Burn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks.
Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Felix Murley-Anderson for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe and Hugh Collins
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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Simon.rue and Previously credited artists via freesound.org
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Episode 1
Troughs and Goo
PLANET - 512896-A
Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.
Consultant Recommendation:
Trough shaped world.
Seas: Boiling.
Entrance via cushioned chute.
Egress via teen spaceport.
Ceremonial daggers provided for all.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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patchen, sandyrb, reg7783 and xxqmanxx, pan14, peepholecircus, Sonicfreak, Paul368, mcpable, mr_roboto24, josepharaoh99, Tonsofpaperbrokenpen, GWMX_YOUTUBE03, toiletrolltube, kyles, ady_vornicu, FenrirFangs, BigKahuna360, Paul368, ani_music, rpew1, reg7783, Geography, Sauron974,Julien%20Matthey, Ev-Dawg, hz37, rdneubauer, domrodrig, theshuggie + previous via freesound.org
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Trailer
Recycling
Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling.
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Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith
David 6: Ben Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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Inspector J and previously credited artists via freesound.org
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Season 1 AdSpot
Employee introduction and disciplinary action
Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847336) to standard disciplinary action.
Content Warning for:
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- Emotional Abuse
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith
David 7: Ben Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall
Music: Samuel D F Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
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VSokorelos, taira Komori, batuhansezer and Edo333 via freesound.org.
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