The Monster Mechanics Podcast: Recent Episodes

Library of Cursed Knowledge

Why do dragons horde gold? What sort of a fish makes up a mermaids lower half? How does centaur digestion work? Hosts Scott Paladin and Zach Jaquays tackle these topics and more. Asking the tough questions, and then making up the answers on the spot.

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Thank you all for listening. If you would like to hear more from Zach and Scott, the N7 Project is a Mass Effect Replay podcast where they will continue to update. Breathing Space also features both their voices in various roles.

Scott can be found on twitter. Zach is also on twitter.

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Scott and Zach talk about the singing grey mare of the Welsh winter, the Mari Lwyd

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Scott and Zach are joined by Ana and Aaron of the Compleat Discography to talk about Rat Kings.

The Compleat Discography The Babylon Podject Breathing Space Fading Frontier

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Scott and Zach talk about possibly the most famous alien of all, Superman

The Egg by Andy Weir - http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html

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Scott and Zach ARE happy to see you but there are some monsters in our pockets too.

The Bishop Fish

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Scott and Zach talk about the murderous water horses of Scottish Folk Lore. The Kelpie.

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Scott, Zach and special guest Justen talk about the alien species of Mass Effect

The Compleat Discography - https://www.compleatdiscography.page/ The Babylon Podject - https://babylonpod.page/ Justen on Twitter - https://twitter.com/justenwrites

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Scott and Zach talk about the Star Wars beast, the Rancor.

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Scott and Zach talk about a cat that seems to be somewhere it's not: the Displacer Beast.

Breathing Space Auditions are live until the 22nd of Nov - https://twitter.com/monstermpod/status/1460018424613154816

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Scott and Zach ain't afraid of no ghosts.

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Scott and Zach spend a lot of time not actually talking about the Gelatinous Cube.

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Scott and Zach discuss the greek legend of the most famous of the gorgons, Medusa.

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Scott and Zach talk about the irish spirit of wailing death, the Banshee

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Zach and Scott talk about Dungeon's and Dragon's favorite spider-eel monster, the Neogi.

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Scott and Zach break down why a world full of anthropomorphic animals might exist.

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Scott and Zach talk about one of the monsters of classic literature, Frankenstein's creation.

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Join Scott and Zach talk about the final of the Big D&D Three, the Lich.

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Join Scott, Zach, and special guest Richard as they discuss the slavic legend of the Baba Yaga. Actually mostly her bird legged house.

Richard on Twitter: https://twitter.com/rkreutzlandry Descent into Midnight: https://www.descentintomidnight.com/

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Scott and Zach talk about the bull headed monster of Greek myth, the Minotaur

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Scott and Zach revisit possibly the most famous creatores of all, Dragons.

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Scott and Zach talk about the beautiful song of the Siren.

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Scott and Zach talk about the titular robotic menace of The Terminator franchise.

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Scott and Zach discuss the seals of the coasts of Scotland, the Selkies.

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Scott and Zach talk about everyone's favorite half hit die monster, the Kobold.

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Scott and Zach talk about the norse myth of that which follows, the Fylgjia.

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Scott and Zach talk about the classic D&D eldritch horror, the Aboleth

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Scott and Zach do another round of randomly generated monsters.

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Scott and Zach talk about everyone's favorite low level undead, Zombies.

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Scott and Zach talk about the best D&D setting, Planescape. (Except Spelljammer)

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Scott and Zach talk about the walking carpets of Star War, Wookies.

  1. Breathing Space, Fading Frontiers casting call - https://twitter.com/BreathingXSpace/status/1357441818833551361

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Scott and Zach discuss the solitary fairy of Irish legend, the Leprechaun

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Scott and Zach talk about the monsters from the Tremors movies.

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Scott and Zach talk about the celtic myth of the Dullhan.

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Scott and Zach do another round of Broken Telephone Monsters.

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Episode Notes Zach and Scott talk about the D&D classic, the Rust Monster.

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Zach and Scott make a random monster or two.

  1. Link to the submission form: https://forms.gle/ARyyYq9CrrfR3GDb8

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Zach and Scott do another quickfire round of Fantasy peoples. This time the focus is on Goblins, Orcs, Drow, and Giants.

  1. Husking a Coconut
  2. Coconut Crabs
  3. Gelada of the Ethiopian Highlands

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Scott, Zach, and special guest Jeff discuss a Grand Unified Santa Theory to explain the big red man's holiday power.

  • Hosted by Scott Paladin and Zach Jaquays.
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  • Copyright 2020 Scott Paladin.
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Scott and Zach talk what monster deserves to put then entire world out of the misery of 2020.

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Scott and Zach build a world filled with their own flavor of Angels and Demons.

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Scott and Zach try to suss out just how many ears a catgirl has. Two? Four? Which are the real ones? Can they wear glasses?

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Scott and Zach take the fearsome Nazgul of the Lort of the Rings and try to improve them.

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calvin to my hobbs Cut to my paste

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Scott and Zach try to find jobs for a series of random encounters.

  1. A Manticore
  2. A Garbug

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Scott and Zach go on location to talk about the Lake Worth Monster and answer listener questions:

  1. The Lake Worth Monster

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A preview of our year end special episode.

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Scott and Zach talking about the largest of all creatures of the sea, the Leviathan

  1. Romanesco Broccoli
  2. Ribbon Worm

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Saved from the cutting room floor, all the bloopers and outtakes from our first year of podcasts.

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Scott and Zach discuss the Mogwai of the Gremlins movies.

  1. Surinam Toad (Tripophobia Warning)
  2. Crop Milk

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Scott, Zach, and special guest James discuss weird and interesting targets for infectation by a xenomorph.

  1. Skinless Furby

James on Twitter

Stop, Hack, and Roll

Protean City Comics and Outstanding!

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Scott and Zach discuss the ideas of synanthropic brownies. The fae kind, not the eating kind.

Unless you're a cat.

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Scott, Zach, and special guest Alice talk about what animal would be coolest if you added two more heads to it.

Alice on Twitter Unlabelled AP Outstanding is part of the PCC feed

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Scott and Zach talk about the monster that strikes undeserved fear into the hearts of D&D players everywhere: The Tarrasque.

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Scott and Zach discuss what monster, if proven to be true, would change society the most.

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Scott and Zach explore ideas around lycanthrope and other shapeshifters.

  1. That one Image of the Devil

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Scott and Zach put forth their candidates for the goodest mythical dogs.

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Scott and Zach talk the Weeping Angels of Dr. Who.

  1. Weeping Angels on Wikipedia
  2. SCP-173

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Scott and Zach try to decide what monster would be most delicious to eat.

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Scott and Zach talk about the cryptid known for it enormous footprints. The creature known as Bigfoot.

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Scott and Zach discuss the physics problems associated with a super strong mouse.

Please check out "Outstanding!" as part of the Protean City Comics feed.

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Scott and Zach talk about the fiery birds of myth: Phoenixes.

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Scott and Zach have some ideas about anthropomorphic animals.

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Scott and Zach talk about the creaters from the Predator Movie Franchise

  1. O BLARRGGAG?!
  2. Black Lives Matter
  3. The Bail Project
  4. A resource to find additional organizations
  5. Black Visions Collective

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Scott and Zach talk about their favorite magic items from their Table Top RPG histories.

Please consider finding a way to support the protests against the epidemic of violence commited by our nation's police against people of color.

  1. Black Lives Matter
  2. The Bail Project
  3. A resource to find additional organizations
  4. Black Visions Collective

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Scott and Zach revisit the monster from their first ever episode: Illithids.

Please consider finding a way to support the protests against the epidemic of violence commited by our nation's police against people of color.

  1. Black Lives Matter
  2. The Bail Project
  3. A resource to find additional organizations
  4. Black Visions Collective

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Scott and Zach talk about what animal they'd have as their lower centaur half.

  1. Kangaroo Trying to Get into a House
  2. Buff Kangroos
  3. Lion V Giraffe

Tell us what animal you'd pick out our [twitter thread](https://twitter.com/monstermpod/status/1270331939820638210}

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Scott and Zach talk about one of the world's most popular monster: Vampires.

  1. Wikipedia: Vampire Traits in Fiction
  2. Horned Lizards

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Scott and Zach describe the concept of "Broken Telephone Monsters" and play a game with the idea.

  1. The Questing Beast
  2. Zach's Monster
  3. Scott Monster
  4. Laughing
  5. Distress Call

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Scott and Zach talk about the Star Wars species of Jabba the Hutt.

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Scott and Zach talk about what monster deserves its own movie.

  1. Basilisk on Wikipedia

Give us your movie pitches here

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Scott and Zach tackle the beautiful forest nymphs of Greek legend. Spoiler alert: Our hosts really like hive minds.

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Zach and Scott welcome Luke Lukas to discuss the podcast, personal peeves, and Predators.

Luke on Twitter

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Scott and Zach take on the biomechanical monstrosity of the cinema: The Xenomorph. Birthed from the mind of a Swiss madman, can our creators bring their own twisted vision to this icon creature?

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Zach and Scott try to decided what monster would raise the best baby.

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Zach and Scott put their own disgusting take on the D&D classic monster, Beholders.

  1. Owl's Ear
  2. Turtle Laying eggs Content Warning: Kinda Gross
  3. You are Two Video by CGP Grey

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Zach and Scott try to decided what monster would raise the best baby.

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Zach and Scott explore a new angle on the Djinn of legend.

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Scott and Zach talk about turning monsters around, upside down and inside out.

Due to a technical problem, this is a reuploaded episode. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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Zach and Scott take D&D's lamest monster, The Umpleby, and try to turn it into something worth everyone's time. Seriously it's worse that the Flumph.

  1. Spider Bloom (Correction: It was Tawakoni State Park and Scott TOTALLY made up the term Spider Bloom)
  2. Furry Dancers

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Scott and Zach ruminate on the possibilities of Medusa hair.

  1. Megoosa
  2. Bobbit Worm < This is gross
  3. Lion's Mane Jellyfish

Hit our twitter thread and tell us what you would pick.

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Scott and Zach talk about the biggest monsters of all time. Kaiju.

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Scott and Zach try to decide what mythical or fictional universe they'd want to live in.

Hit our twitter thread and tell us what you would pick.

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Scott and Zach dissect and remix the half man and three fourths horse classic, Centaurs.

  1. If a dog wore pants meme
  2. The Jungi Ito story Gyo
  3. A SFW image from the Parasitic Centaur Hentai
  4. We are not linking directly to porn but if you want the whole comic the search terms are "Man Eater by RAKUJIN"
  5. The Carcass Centaur by DerangedMeowMeow
  6. The Mari Lwydd

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In this mini episode, Zach and Scott try to decide what monster they would be in the modern world.

Hit our twitter thread and tell us what you would pick.

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Zach has an idea he wants to talk about. It's starts with trolls but only starts there.

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While testing their audio, Zach and Scott discussed what combo of bird and animal would make the best and worst griffons.

Hit our twitter thread and tell us what your ideas.

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Scott and Zach remix the venerable Chimera, making it into an alchemical creation and garbage disposal with the most amazing poops.

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Scott and Zach take on the idea of doppelgangers and mimics to make them into a single terrifying world threatening species.

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Scott and Zach turn boring old Elves, Dwarves, Halflings, and Gnomes into creatures that are as interesting as they are alien.

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Scott and Zach dissect and reconfigure the mermaid of lore.

  1. How Manatees Inspired Mermaids
  2. Buzzfeed on the Starbucks Logo
  3. CORECTION: Sirens are more like harpies.
  4. Goblin Shark Jaws
  5. The Late Philip J Fry on The Infosphere

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Scott and Zach take on the fantasy juggernaut: Dragons. From their possible origins to their effects on the world around them, and how their compulsion to horde.

  1. Dragons on Wikipedia
  2. Feathered Dinosaurs
  3. Tardigrades or Waterbears
  4. Beowulf

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Scott and Zach break down the classic Dungeons and Dragons creatures called Illithids—Mind Flayers if you're nasty—and discuss the implications of their strange diet and life cycle, with forays into Mind Flayer myths and culture.

  1. Illithids on Wikipedia
  2. Vampire Squid
  3. Related Creatures of Illithids

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Host Scott Paladin makes introductions and lays out the the podcast's mission statement.

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