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Black Sabbath says they never heard of Coven and we, of course, believe them... it's just that the calendar appears to have some follow-up questions.
Eight months before Sabbath dropped their debut, a Chicago band named Coven had already arrived armed with Satanic lyrics, inverted crosses, fake blood, a song called Black Sabbath, and a frontwoman named Jinx Dawson who signed her record deal in actual blood. Unfortunately, Charles Manson held up a copy of their album, record labels collectively wet themselves, and history quietly shoved heavy metal's real mother into a cupboard for fifty years. Expect atheist comedy, religious satire, occult history, sketch comedy, and Satanic Panic. Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Satan and Tony Iommi's Heavy Metal Paternity Test, and a very stressed HR department dealing with human skulls.
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Ah, Vatican Cityâundeniably the most metal place in Christianity, where all you need to defeat ancient pagan magic is a Latin engraving and the unearned confidence of a garden-variety white dude.
Turns out the holiest real estate on Earth was originally a gross, mosquito-infested swamp named after a deity of vaginal baby tears. Before the Pope moved in, Vatican City was just a miserable Etruscan bog where the wine tasted exactly like mildew and the locals worshipped Vagitanusâa childbirth deity whose name literally means "weeping" and who definitely lacked a feminist marketing team.
We trace its evolution from an incel-adjacent swamp suburb into a playground for obscenely wealthy Roman elites. Along the way, we meet the infamous Emperor Caligula, who decided this soggy marsh was the absolute perfect spot to build a massive chariot racetrack right around the time Jesus was allegedly getting crucified somewhere else.
Expect aggressive stabbing, terrible sommelier reviews, stolen Egyptian monuments, demon-infested obelisks, and the absolute peak of Cisgendered Middle-Aged White Man Podcast Bingo.
Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Vagitanus, the cosmic midwife, and Caligula getting stabbed thirty times.
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Chiropractors owe their entire medical philosophy to a ghost from Iowa. Yesâseriously! And apparently, the aggressive billing structure was the ghost's idea too.
Turns out alternative medicine wasn't discovered in a lab with "science" or "evidence" â it was channeled during a Victorian sĂ©ance from a dead doctor whose primary contribution to medicine was: crack their neck, then charge them.
Magnetic healer D.D. Palmer took those ghost notes, adjusted a deaf janitor's spine, declared himself leader of a new religion, and somehow built a global healthcare profession. His son BJ then scaled the movement while famously announcing that "education constipates the mind" â a bold stance for a career requiring eight years of study.
This episode covers the mystical life-force theory behind "Innate Intelligence," the corporate-Christian subculture rebranding spinal adjustments for Jesus, and the absolute chaos of a 2019 chiropractic study that accidentally convinced Fox News that smartphones were mutating teenagers with actual devil horns.
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Poe: father of American horror, pioneer of the macabre, and â according to at least one theory â a man who caught rabies from drinking bat blood at a Satanic ritual before his final, chaotic hours in Baltimore. Unfortunately, the official data also suggests 66.6% of poets are child molesters, and Poe is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that statistic.
This episode, Satan Is My Superhero shines its black light on one of gothic literature's most influential weirdos. We cover the Faustian bargains, the occult obsessions, the time Satan literally refused someone's soul because Hell was already well-stocked, and the genuinely unhinged theories about how Poe died. We also cover the cousin. We cover the cousin extensively.
Tightly scripted. Fully produced. Deeply uncomfortable about poets as a category.
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CONTINUE THE JOURNEY - If this episode has left you with complicated feelings about canonical Western literature, good news â we've been here before. John Milton gets the Satan Is My Superhero treatment in episode 5 on Paradise Lostâ the one that started the whole "Satan as misunderstood icon" conversation in English literature. And unlike Poe, Milton (as far as we know) kept his hands to himself. Which makes him officially the best poet in the SIMS data set, which frankly isn't saying much.
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God rips a cone, an angel weaponises a bong, and somehow this ends with a conspiracy theory about Chernobyl. The Book of Revelation chapter 8 kicks off with thirty minutes of ominous silence in heaven, which is unusual because heaven normally sounds like a sensory nightmare designed by a committee of screaming worship addicts. Then someone hands YHWH a giant "incense burner", seven angels break out the trumpets, and the apocalypse starts deleting the planet one-third at a time.
But then Revelations drops its weirdest twist yet: a poisoned star called Wormwood crashes into Earth's water supply. Which becomes considerably weirder when conspiracy theorists notice that Chernobyl is linked to the very same plant and immediately start pointing at Revelation like Charlie from It's Always Sunny with a corkboard.
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Satanic NASA conspiracy theories launch headfirst into the absolute brain-rot of the internet to expose the "Satanic origins" of rocket science. If you want to understand how devil-worshipping explosives nerd Jack Parsons became the bizarre link between Aleister Crowley, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and the Apollo program... then this episode is your ultimate deep dive!
So is NASA anti-Christian, or are conspiracy theorists just bad at spelling? This week, Judas and Lexi tackle the wild history behind the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and the literal sex cults that fueled early American rocketry. We track Jack Parsonsâ "Suicide Squad" testing rockets at Devilâs Gate on Halloween, uncover the truth behind L. Ron Hubbard running off with Parsons' money to buy yachts, and find out what really happens when two lonely occult nerds get together with some sacred tablets.
But we donât stop at the 1940s sex magic. We go deep into modern internet lunacy, exploring why Flat Earth weirdos think the NASA logo vector is actually a serpent's tongue, the "Apollo vs. Apollyon" demon panic from the Book of Revelation, and the truth behind Project Blue Beam's fake second coming. From a 1960s tracking network acronym literally spelling out "SATAN," to the hilarious math behind why trolls claim "NASA" is just "Satan minus the T," we prove that demonizing science has always been the ultimate coping mechanism for dummies.
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They tried to make video games for Jesus⊠and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected.
Before creating Five Nights at Freddyâs, Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and video games designed to glorify god. Critics said his characters were too creepy⊠so he leaned into it and launched one of the biggest horror franchises in gaming history.
From there, things get weird.
This episode explores the strange world of Christian video games, the moral panic around gaming, and the not-at-all hypocritical outrage over pixels, boobs, violence, and Satan.
This week, weâre digging into:
Whether you're here for the FNaF lore or the spectacular failure of the Christian video game industry, this oneâs for you.
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Aleister Crowley â occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666. Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker⊠or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the desert and calling it enlightenment.
In this episode, we dive into Crowleyâs own words â from The Book of the Law to Magick in Theory and Practice â and try to figure out what the hell he was actually on about (chemically and philosophically).
Along the way:
We also look at how Crowley helped shape modern occult culture, conspiracy thinking, and the long tradition of people mistaking confidence for truth.
Because at the end of the day, Crowley didnât discover hidden knowledge⊠He just said weird shit loudly enough that people wrote it down.
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Turns out you donât need a seminary degree, holy water, or even basic mental health literacy to perform an exorcism â you just need confidence, cash flow, and a total disregard for the DSM-5. While Catholic exorcisms lean theatrical and ritualistic, the Protestant version goes full freelancer energy: zero oversight, no training, and absolutely no refunds. This is the Etsy marketplace of demon removal, and the vibes are⊠exactly what you think.
In the finale of our Exorcist trilogy, we unpack the evangelical evolution of âdemon hunting,â where faith healing crosses into LARPing, trauma gets rebranded as spiritual warfare, and grifters discover the extreme profitability of exploiting untreated mental illness. From 18th-century Anglican barkers and Victorian nail-vomiters to modern prosperity pastors, online exorcism courses, and âpray the gay awayâ violence, we follow the money, the mythology, and the body count.
TL;DR: When religion meets capitalism, demons become a business model.
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Some call it âspiritual warfare.â We call it centuries of trauma reenactments performed by bad cosplayers with holy water. The catholic church has been staging exorcisms since 1614 â turning mental illness, grief, and hysteria into holy horror shows for the masses.
In this episode, we dig into the churchâs obsession with exorcism, from Emma Schmidt and Roland Doe to Clara Germana Cele â the so-called âtrue storiesâ that inspired The Exorcist. We unravel how priests, nuns, and the Vatican mistook trauma for demons, weaponized fear for faith, and built a billion-dollar horror franchise in the process. Youâll learn about:
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Remember when priests became celebrities, horror became religion, and America decided to collectively believe Satan was real? Yeahâthat was The Exorcistâs fault.
Join us as we dig into the 1940s âpossessionâ hoax that inspired the film, the novelist who sold it as truth, and the church that cashed in on the chaos.
This is how one movie turned fear into faithâand jump-started fifty years of Satanic Panic!
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Back before the Misfits shirt was a cult wardrobe staple, and long before Metallica covered them, the Misfits were a scrappy New Jersey punk gang chasing horror-movie dreamsâ led by a frontman who thought he was Elvis possessed by Satan.
In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we dive into the Danzig era (1977â83)âthe fights, the graves, the sticky-floored clubs, and the sound that rewired punk into something darker and bloodier.
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Topics covered this episode: Misfits, Glenn Danzig, the Danzig years (1977â83), horror punk, New Jersey punk history, the rise of the Misfits shirt, the Crimson Ghost, the devilock, Metallica covering Misfits, and why every punk fight smells like stale beer and regret.
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The Four Horsemen arenât just pestilence, war, famine, and deathâtheyâre everyoneâs head-canon.
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In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we saddle up with John of Patmos and gallop through the wildest alternative theories ever shovelled onto Revelation 6.
Greek gods? Roman Empire? Catholicism?
Communism? Disney princesses???
Grab your caffeinated Jesus Juice and ride with usâbecause apparently anything can be the Four Horsemen.
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The Four Horsemen have arrived â and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history.
Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves â some things never change.
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âIf John of Patmos wrote this in the 21st century, it wouldnât be wheat and barley â it would be toilet paper and computer chips.â
This is Chapter 6 â our sixth episode on the Bibleâs most unhinged book, Revelation. Havenât heard the first five? Catch up here: [Ep. 00] · [Ep. 01] · [Ep. 02] · [Ep. 03] · [Ep. 04] . [Ep. 05]
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This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is âground zeroâ for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the hysteria, expose the blatant misogyny behind âSatanicâ accusations, and celebrate the real power of women in music. This episode blends satire, fact-checks, and pop culture chaos into one glorious 20-minute ride.
âIf BeyoncĂ© is summoning demons, at least theyâve got rhythm."
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Keywords: Jezebel stereotype, Christian conspiracy theories, Super Bowl halftime, Beyoncé Satanic rumors, Satanic panic, misogyny in religion, pop music and Christianity, Jezebel Spirit
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Why are BeyoncĂ© and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by âSasha Fierceâ? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian rightâs most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating.
Timestamps:
00:00 â Intro & Destinyâs Child Origins
03:42 â Jay Zâs Satanic Panic & MC Hammer Disses
09:41 â The âBeyoncĂ©bubâ App Satire 2
14:12 â Christian Leaders & Viral Lies
26:16 â Outro & Patreon Support Info
If you liked this episode, check out these blasts from the Satanic pop-culture vault:
Taylor Swift Satanic Witch â They said she put a hex on America. We said, âSure, Jan.â
They Hate Women â The Bibleâs greatest hits of misogyny, remastered for modern outrage.
Revolutionary Satanic Freemasons â From George Washington to Jay-Z: the OG âsecret handshakesâ crowd Christians love to fear.
Fun Satanic Hoaxes â The silliest, pettiest, most baffling lies ever told about Satan.
Vocaloid is Demon and Satanic â When anime pop stars become Hellâs marketing team.
Taylor Swift Liberal Psyop MAGA Fears What it Cannot Control â When political paranoia meets pop princess power.
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Hi, itâs Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so Iâm taking over this weekâs podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised âBest of Patreon 2025.â You're welcome.
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What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common?
They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianityâs ultimate villain.
From Hades and Pan to Set and Apep, we explore how early Christians demonized other people's gods, turning fertility symbols into hellish nightmares and chaotic uncles into eternal enemies. Along the way, you'll meet tricksters, chaos monsters and mythological disasters that would absolutely get cancelled in 2025.
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Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds!
In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster, a Persian prophet who may have accidentally drawn up Satanâs first rĂ©sumĂ©.
Before YHWH got possessive and the Christians started branding anyone with hobbies as a witch, Zoroaster was preaching about ONE god âAhura Mazdaâ and his cosmic nemesis, âAngra Mainyuâ. This dualistic theology gave us some suspiciously familiar tropes:
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So what happens when your evil twin kills the bull you just created, invents deception, and inspires the entire species to commit incest? You get Satan baby! Or at least the rough sketch of him.
We unpack how Zoroastrian fire cults, lava-filled doomsday scenarios, and demonized rival gods helped lay the groundwork for the Christian Devil, while pointing out how the Old Testament borrowed liberally from religions it once called heresy.
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In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero, we plunge Baâals deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Satan. Meet Baâal Hadid the OG bringer of storms, plus other Baâals who were demonized by the Bibleâs propaganda machine. Weâll expose how gods like Attar (aka Venus, the Morning Star) and Lotan (the Leviathanâs cousin) got turned from local heroes into poster boys for Satanic evil.
Learn how ancient deities of Mesopotamia, Phoenicia, and Canaan were rebranded as demons by Judaism and Christianity, all in the service of religious mind control. Weâre talking horns, cloven hooves, bull headdresses, tridents, cow sex scandals (sorry Daisy), and the original war for your soul. Expect a fast-paced blend of real history, mythology, and dark comedy that shows how the Judeo-Christian devil was built from the shattered reputations of earlier gods.
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What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them?
In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5âwhere YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers (now available in jar form), David Koresh laying down the rules, and Jesusâjust a lonely guy looking for love.
Expect savage biblical satire, original comedy sketches, and even some punk rock as we question the foundations of christian prophecy, heaven, and the entire end times narrative. Whether you're into religious history, skepticism, or just love blasphemous comedy, this deep dive will crack you upâand crack the seals wide open (you see what we did there...).
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To celebrate the 2nd anniversary of his passing, I pulled this one from the Patreon feed for you.
In this episode we follow up our biography episode on the life of the despicable little troll Pat Robertson, by giving him the right of reply and concentrate entirely on his own words.
Featuring celebrity cameo gust star appearances from Halloween, witches, Druids, Christmas, New York Magazine, Taylor Swift, Women Grand Chess Masters, Susan Polger, Hungary, New Age, Jacob, Moses, New World Order, America, LGBTQ+, Christian Coalition, Iowa, Equal Rights Amendment, Feminism, Democratic Congress, Islam, Hinduism, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dover, Pennsylvania, Poland, Catholicism, Communist Party, Haiti, France, Kenya, Facebook, Answers to 200 of Lifeâs Most Probing Questions,
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In this episode we broaden our search for Satan in Science Fiction. In the previous episodes in this series, we looked for him in the Christ Myth. Tales of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers. Now itâs time to find the devil in his own science fiction stories.
There are special guest stars making cameos like James Cameron, John Connor, Kyle Reese, Holy Ghost, Skynet, Marlon Brando, Jor El, Superman, Jonathon Kent, Martha Kent, Henry Cavill, Hollywood, Lex Luthor, Arthur C Clarke, Childhoods End, Doctor Who, Devilâs End, Devilâs Hump, Azal, Impossible Planet, The Satan Pit, Stephen Hawking, Bobby Henderson, Star Trek, The Magicks of Megas-tu, Taylor Swift, Salem witch trials, Philip K Dick, Deus Irae, The Divine Invasion, Masada, Jupiter, Roman Empire, Rome, Battlestar Galactica, Glen A Larson, Mormon, Church of the Latter Day Saints, Baltar, Lucifer, War of the Gods Part One, War of the Gods Part Two, Count Iblis, Apollo, Richard Hatch, Survivor, Beings of Light,
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In this episode, we once again return to the Christ myth, in our search for the devil in Science Fiction with The Matrix. The Christ Myth is usually the story of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers coming to rescue us all from evil. I would argue, Matrix is the most blatant and obvious of our Christ myth stories.
Special guest stars include Keanu Reeves, Thomas Anderson, Neo, Kung Fu, Trinity, John the Baptist, Morpheus, Jesus, River Jordan, red pill, Roman, Ovid, Metamorphoses, Cypher, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Oasis, Blur, Niki Minaj, Lil' Kim, Agent Smith, Wachowskis, Geocites, Sydney, 2000 Olympics, Australia, Melbourne, Athens, Greeks, Olympic Games, Sydney Opera House, Sydney Harbour Bridge, George Lucas, Star Wars, The Phantom Menace, September 11, 2001,
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In this episode we try our damnedest to avoid the golden path. But no matter how much emo teenage pouting we do it still all ends up in genocide and our kid turning into an immortal homicidal worm. Thatâs right, itâs Frank Herbertâs seminal epic Dune. We will once again look for Satan in Science Fiction through the lens of the Christ Myth. The idea of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers coming to rescue us all from evil.
Special guest star appearances from The Justice League, Alabama, University of Washington, Paul Atreides, Caladan, David Lynch, Kwisatz Haderach, Zendaya, George Lucas, The Phantom Menace, Bene Gesserit, Baron Vladimir Harkkonnen, Geidi Prime, Timothée Chalamet, Palpatine, Vladimir Putin, Chris Angel, Feyd-Rautha, Austin Butler, Freman, Don't Look Up, Katnis, Marjorie Taylor Greene, David Lean, Ridley Scott, Orson Welles, Cannonball Run II, Exterminator II, Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo, Stinkers Bad Movie Award, Hollywood, Gene Siskel, Syfy Channel, Denis Villeneuve, Dune 2000, ornithopter, Marvel, Ralph Macchio, Leto,
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In celebration of May the Fourth, over the next four weeks, weâre pulling apart one of our first season episodes, putting it back together with dozens of new jokes and unashamedly admitting, we donât think it was all that good, first time round. And in this Sci Fi Satan miniseries of minisodes we're looking at where the Christian Bible has influenced Science Fiction.
In this episode weâll look at some of the comparisons that can be made between the most commercially successful Science Fiction epic ever and Star Wars.
There will be special guest star appearances from Episode IV A New Hope, Luke Skywalker, Obiwan, Han Solo, Princess Leia, Darth Vader, Palpatine, The Empire Strikes Back, Anakin Skywalker, Darth Maul, Devaronians, George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, C3PO, R2D2, Joseph Campbell, Hero with a Thousand Faces, Abrahamic religions, Zeus, pagans, Kylo Ren,
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In this sinful episode of Satan Is My Superhero, Judas (and Lexi) dig into the diamond-studded sermons of Creflo Dollarâpastor of World Changers Church and poster boy of the prosperity gospel. We investigate how wealthy Creflo Dollar really is, why he needed a $65 million jet, and whatâs up with all the cars, mansions, and ministries. Did you hear about the Creflo Dollar plane crash hoax? We did tooâand weâre calling BS. Itâs a darkly comedic breakdown of Creflo Dollarâs net worth, his brand of holy hustle, and what happens when faith becomes a financial empire.
Featuring sketch comedy, satire, and hard factsâbecause nothing says "Jesus" like a Rolls Royce and a tax-free donation button. Totally unrelated and without a hint of irony, check out our Patreon and join the 3rd Circle of Hell!
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He wasnât Keanu Reeves, and he definitely wasnât a Christian hero. In this episode, we rip the golden halo off Constantine the Great and dig into the actual history behind the man who allegedly saw a cross in the sky and converted an empire. Spoiler: he was more into Apollo than Jesus.
Was Constantine a devout believer or just a savvy warlord with excellent PR? Weâre dragging in all the big namesâDiocletian, Eusebius, Helena, Galerius, Julius Caesar, Sol Invictusâand tossing their reputations on the pyre of historical comedy.
Featuring entrails, imperial propaganda, and a brief stopover in ancient Canada (donât ask, just listen).
Perfect for fans of religious satire, Roman drama, and anyone whoâs ever side-eyed Christian revisionism.
Sketch comedy. Blasphemous history. Reluctant education.
Because saints donât order the murder of their wives and sons. But emperors do.
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Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelation might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine.
Taking you straight through heaven's door in Chapter 4, we explore John's fantastical descriptions of beings that shine like precious stones, a floor made of glass "like unto crystal," and creatures covered in eyes with faces of lions, calves, men, and eagles. We compare these vivid visions to documented medical cases of hallucinations, including a fascinating 2022 paper describing patients who see "colourful crystal sheens" during altered states of consciousness. The parallels are undeniable and hilarious.
The biblical connections run deep as we trace John's inspiration to earlier prophets like Ezekiel and Isaiah, showing how he borrowed elements from their visions while adding his own psychedelic twist. We dissect the significance of jasper and sardine stones, analyze the mysterious sea of glass (with at least six competing interpretations), and question whether eternal existence spent repeating "Holy, holy, holy" truly represents paradise.
Our irreverent analysis adds yet another theory to what Revelation might actually be â beyond prophecy, coded rebellion literature, xenophobic propaganda, or incel manifesto, we now must consider "hallucination dream journal" as a strong possibility. Whether you're a skeptic, a believer, or somewhere in between, our comedic breakdown offers fresh insights into this ancient text that continues to fascinate and perplex readers across millennia. Listen now, and remember â as we always say at the end â that's why Satan is my superhero.
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In this episode we avoid the most violent depraved and abusive things pastors make the headlines for every day, because this is a comedy show. Instead we will concentrate on their light hearted misogyny.
Special guest star appearances include Pastor R.C. Sproul Jr, The Impact Team, Ashley Madison, Tennessee pastor, Greg Locke, Witches, National Secular Society, Office of the Scottish Charity Regulator, Pastor Donald Clough, Moray Coast Baptist Church, Megan Manson, MINNESOTA, Journey Church, Kenosha, Wisconsin, Guest Experience Pastor, Gabriel Mills, Douglas Wilson, Christian Nationalist, Sean Moon, Rod of Iron Ministries, Sun Myung Moon, Moonies, Hak Ja Han, Joel Osteen, Babylon,
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In this episode we celebrate International Womenâs Day and grapple with the huge throbbing phallus of Christian fragility. Engorged and swollen with an urgent pressure it must release. But first we should ask ourselves the question, did Jesus hate women? Coz his followers sure do!
This episode features special guest appearances from DEI, disciples, Progressives, apologists, feminists, YHWH, Genesis, Tertullian, Christian bloggers, INCELs, Bishop of Milan Ambrose, Paradise, Eve, Adam, Serpent, Wendy's, John Chrysostom, St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, Girdle of chastity, Northern Italy, Franciscan Friar Cherubino of Siena, Douglas Wilson, The Feminist Mistake: The Radical Impact of Feminism on Church and Culture, Professor Mary Kassian, The Southern Baptist Seminary, Obamacare, birth control, Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite, Washington Post,The Great Reckoning: Surviving a Christianity That Looks Nothing Like Christ, Stephen Mattson, The Transformed Wife, Lori Alexander, Oklahoma Senator, U.S. Vice President, JD Vance, Eric Weinstein, The Joe Rogan Experience, The Case for Christian Nationalism, William Wolfe, Dusty Deevers, #metoo, Deuteronomy, Texas pastor, Joel Webbon, Bill Cosby, Girl Defined Ministries, Kristen Clark, Einstein,
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In this episode we stroll down the corridors of power in high heels, paint the White House pink and take up residence in the OVARY Office. Weâ tell the story of women attempting to enter the White House via the Electoral College and the trouble that brings.
Weâve got special guest star appearances from the likes of Harpers Weekly, Thomas Nast, Victoria Woodhull, Marx and Engelâs, Demosthenes, Fredrick Douglass, President Grant, The Equal Rights Party, Anthony Comstock, United States Postal Inspector, Union Army, Civil War, Confederates, The Comstock Act of 1873, Mifepristone, US Mail, Donald Trump, Project 2025, Bernie Sanders, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, North Carolina, Public Policy Polling, Republicans, Obama, Rapture, Americans, Floridians, Ted Cruz, Zodiac Killer, Up Front in the Prophetic Radio Show, Allen Fodsick, Francine Fodsick, PokĂ©mon, Michelle Obama, J.K. Rowling, Alex Jones, Nancy Pelosi, John McCain, January 6th, Capitol Building, Mike Pence, MAGA, Republican Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina Mark Robinson, Martin Luther King,
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In this episode, we ask the question, why won't Jesus allow his chosen people, Americans to be ruled over by a woman? And did the Bible predict her downfall?
Weâll be joined on this quest for knowledge by some very special guest stars like Texas pastor, Tom Buck, Joe Biden, Southern Baptist Convention executive Steve Swofford, Donald Trump, MAGA, Lance Wallnau, The Kremlin, Mario Murillo, The Holy Ghost, Robert Henderson, Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Ratatouille, Texas pastor Joel Webbon, Right Response Ministries podcast, Oklahoma state Senator, Dusty Deevers, Douglas Wilson, Pastor Andrew Isker, New Apostolic Reformation, ChĂ© Ahn, Jehu, Jezebel, King Ahab, Micah Beckwith, Nick Fuentes, JD Vance, Ron DeSantis, Archbishop Carlo Vigano, Michelle Obama, Fox News, Jesse Watters, Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts, NORAD, Navy, Gordon Klingenschmitt, Jill Stein, Wisconsin,
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In this special in between seasonâs episode I have pulled one from the Patreon.
Here we dwell on all our missed steps in 2023.
What missed step would be complete without special guest stars like, Michael Bolton, Mutt Lange, Brotherâs Grimm, Russell Crowe, Disney, Eric Clapton, John Wayne, Paul McCartney, Uri Gellar, PokĂ©mon, Joey Tempest, Europe, Nikki Sixx, Motley Crue, Duffer Brothers, The Stranger Things, Venus, Benny Hinn, Carlos Santana, Santa Claus, Artificial Intelligence, Alexa, Norwegian Black Metal, Lovecraft, Black Sabbath, The Book of Revelation, Dragons, Phoenician bath house, Nightrider, Shakespeare, first folio, Melania Trump, Quarto, 2015 Toyota Corolla, witchcraft, Knitting, Casseroles, Alpaca farms, Witchfinder General Mathew Hopkins, Jesus, Cotton Mather, Salem Witch Trials, Roseanne Barr, Jesus Christ Superstar, Vatican, Gorge Pell, Boysâ choir, Genshin Impact, GUIZHONG, HEAVENLY PRINCIPLE, Sam Smith,
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In this special, in between seasons, compilation, we mash together our previous four episodes about the last book of the New Testament. The finest final chapter. The most metal maelstrom of mayhem and madness. The epilogue to end all epilogues. The volume of vengeful violence that is, the Book of Revelation!
Volume 1 contains the previously released episodes,
Book of Revelation 00 Prologue of the Epilogue
Book of Revelation 01 First Chapter of the Final Chapter
Book of Revelation 02 Where Satan Dwells
Book of Revelation 03 I Will Come In To Him
Many apologists, theologians, academics, historians and scholars have pondered the inclusion of this Lovecraftian hallucination in the final draft of the Chri$tian Bible. We will look at the various theories as they come up.
The prologue includes cameo appearances from, The Bible, the Rapture, John of Patmos, Roman Emperors Domitian, Vespasian, Titus, Nero and Caligula. Weâll also meet Epaphroditus, Eusebius, Josephus and D.H. Lawrence.
Did you know you are blessed just to read it or hear it read? Did you now this book is a cornerstone of conspiracy theories like Flat Earth Theory and the Holy Trinity? Does it allude to the Holy Ghost or the Archangels? Whatâs the deal with John and the number seven? Will we see the saviour coming in the clouds? Will he or wonât he have a two edged sword in his mouth? Will he sound like a fart or diarrhoea? Did you know it gives you a description including but not limited to Christâs breasts? And why does John mansplain away his poetic metaphors?
I chapter two, John will explain to the church of Ephesus just how much the ultimate creator god of the entire universe is upset about a wife swapping cult of Nicolaitanes.
John explains quantum physics to the church in Smyrna and proves once and for all Jesus is Schrodingerâs Cat.
John doxes Satanâs home in Pergamon.
And among the church in Thyatira, we finally meet, Jezebel! And she does not disappoint. She repented not!
Is this book prophecy of a future still to come?
Is this book a coded message of rebellion for the early Chri$tian freedom fighters in their struggle with the Roman Empire?
Is this book xenophobic propaganda to stop Hellenising?
Who cares? Itâs got Hell, Armageddon, Antipas, the brazen bull, Zeus, Balaam, Balac, the children of Israel, Canaanites, angels, a talking donkey, fornication, Motorhead, Lemmy, Frankenfurter, Sardis, playstation, Christmas, Philadelphia, David, Cheech, Chong, Cheech and Chong, Billy Graham, Richard Nixon, Ron DeSantis, Disney World, robux, Laodiceans, Donald Trump, Mordor and the Roman Empire
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In this episode we look back over the year that was 2024 and fondly remember all those characters we let on our show like, Slayer, Tipper Gore, Jesus, Paul DiâAnno, Iron Maiden, The Antichrist in Jerusalem, Antiochus, Kirk Hammett, Dave Mustaine, Greyhound buses, Donald Trump, Lord Byron, Taylor Swift, Zeena Schreck, Joe Rogan, Vocaloid, Wasp, Demi Lovato, Prosperity Gospel, Pat Robertson, Danzig, The Roman Empire, Constantine the Great, Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, The Book of Revelation, Santa, Motörhead, Lemmy, Jeopardy, Maga, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, the White House, George Washington, Chester A. Arthur, Abraham Lincoln, F.D.R., Ronald Reagan, Maryland, Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Illuminati, Manfred Mann, Pretty Flamingo, War on Christmas, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lego Batman
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In this episode, we wrap up the year with one final look at Satan in 2024's news. Or more accurately, we put shit on liars who invoke Satan to get attention from those, mentally, emotionally and intellectually less fortunate than the rest of us.
We talk about Roman Emperor Theodosius I, Olympic Games, pagan rituals, Ancient Greek, Zeus, Paris, drag queens, Jan van Bijlert, Le Festin des Dieux, The Feast of the Gods, Leonardo da Vinci, Last Supper, Gay Turtles, Gay frogs, Alex Jones, Rob Schneider, Twitter, American Olympic team, C-Span, Conservative Christian Podcaster, Allie Beth Stuckey, Christian Bible, Elbe Spurling, Brick Bible, LEGO, Jesus, Kung Fu, Blaze Media, transgender atheist, minifigs, Judeo-Christian mythology, yoghurt, The Satanic Temple, Iowa, John Milton, Paradise Lost, Iowa State Capitol Building, Tama County Courthouse, Curt Hilmer, La porte des TénÚbres, The Gate of Shadows, Toulouse, France, Marine Lee Pen, Minotaur, spider woman Ariadne, half-woman half-scorpion, Lilith, The Guardian of Darkness, Hellfest, Jewish folklore, Frasier, Xerox, Hesperides, Hades, Archbishop Guy de Kerimel, Sacred Heart, Catholic priests, America, Armageddon, Democrats, Lance Wallnau, Amanda Grace, Department of Justice, Inland Revenue Service, DOJ, IRS, charismatic evangelical preachers, Paul Djupe, Donald Trump, White House, robot, Hilary Clinton, UFC, Ultimate Fighting Championship, Madison Square Gardens, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Omega, Kash Patel, Director of the FBI, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Mark Taylor, Michelle Moore, The Plot Against the King, wizard, warlock, witch, billionaire
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In this episode we look at where Satan showed himself in the news cycle for the first half of 2024.
We have special guest star cameo appearances from Trump lawyer Alina Habba, Christian wannabe astrologer and numerologist Amanda Grace, multi-millionaire E. Jean. Carroll, Arizona lawmakers Republican Senators Jake Hoffman, J.D. Mesnard and Ken Bennet, Mississippi wannabe congressional candidate Michael Cassidy, Baphomet, Iowa State Capitol Building, Church of Latter Day Saints, Scientology, Tea Party, Barrack Obama, Kenya, Overton Window, John Cena, illuminati, Andrew Tate, Oscars, Academy Awards, Qanon fan girl Liz Crokin, Hollywood, Donald Trump, North American continent, solar eclipse, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nineveh, Jonah, Carbondale, Illinois, Little Egypt, Egypt, Armageddon, Mount Megiddo, Northern Israel, Assyria, Canaanites, Egyptian Pharaoh Thutmose III, Old Testament, Halloween, Dungeons and Dragons, Eurovision Song Contest, Bambie Thug, Maria Brink, Marilyn Manson, Doomsday Blue, Avada kedavra, Harry Potter, Lordi, Irish Christian Nationalist Hermann Kelly, New Zealand, Ireland, Hermann Göring, Galway priest Father Declan McInerney, 12P/Pons-Brooks, The Devil Comet and Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
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In this episode we investigate the claim made by conservative Christians every year that Christmas is being threatened by forces they are weirdly shy about specifically naming. But of course the first and foremost piece of cognitive dissonance we must force our way through when examining the threat to Christmas is where it has ACTUALLY come from, historically. Christmas had been frowned upon and ignored in a lot of Protestant places throughout Europe for as long as the Protestant movement had existed. Their reasoning was pretty straight forward. Unbelievably straightforward and logical for Christians actually. The Christmas celebration is simply not Christian. The earliest mention of any Christmas celebration is from a Roman Bishop in 129ce. Long after the New Testament authors had passed. So while not celebrated by some Europeans, the first official state ban was introduced by the British Puritan Parliament in 1647. And thatâs where our story will start. It features cameo guest star appearances from Oliver Cromwell, King Charles II, Jesus Christ, USA, Massachusetts Bay Colony, Henry Ford, Santa Claus, Barry Goldwater, John Birch Society, COMMUNISTS, United Nations, Peter Brimelow, VDARE, Alien Nation: Common Sense About America's Immigration Disaster, Immigration and Bad Social Policies Don't Mix; A White Ethnic Core, Southern Poverty Law Center, Anti-Defamation League, Virginia Dare, Brown Vs Board of Education, Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, The Failure of Multiculturalism: How the pursuit of diversity is weakening the American Identity, DACA, New York Times, Bill OâReilly, Christmas Under Siege, Fox News, Canada, Macyâs, Amazon, Pat Buchanan, Shark Week, John Gibson, The War on Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought, Alliance Defending Freedom, Alan Sears, The ACLU vs. America: Exposing the Agenda to Redefine Moral Values, Ebenezer Scrooge, Wikipedia, Tennessee, Sarah Palin, Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas, Joshua Feuerstein, Starbucks REMOVED CHRISTMAS from their cups because they hate Jesus, Donald Trump and Liberty University.
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In this episode weâre diverting from the usual Satan in the White House formula. We wonât be talking about all the people who have claimed Donald Trump is the antichrist. But rather weâre tackling the people who have claimed he is the chosen one.
There are cameo guest star appearances from Texas, Secretary of Energy, Rick Perry, Republican Party, Fox News, Africa, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Michele Bachman, Israel, Gaza, Assassins Creed, Palestine, Black Lives Matter, The Salt Lake Tribune, Pentecostals, Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, Vladimir Putin, Franklin Graham, Lance Wallnau, God's Chaos Candidate, POTUS Shield, Melania Trump, Florida, Mark Taylor, DARPA, Jesus Christ, Mar a Lago, YHWH, Liberty University, Thomas Matthew Crooks, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tim Scott, Republican National Convention, Wayne Allen Root, Newsmax TV, Bill O'Reilly, Joe Rogan, China, Celebrity Apprentice, The Apprentice, Scott Baio, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days and Richie Cunningham.
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In this episode we look for Satan in the oval office during the last decade of the 20th century and the first couple of the 21st. Think of them as the Jon Stewart presidents.
There are cameo guest star appearances from The International Prophecy Conference, Jerry Rolan Church, Bill Clinton, Roman Emperor Nero, Arkansas, witchcraft, George Walker Bush Jr, Hugo Chavez, United Nations, Barack Obama, Faithful World Baptist Church, Pastor Steven Andersen, Walgreens, DNA , The Genuine Hoots of Joy, Donald J Trump, Joe Biden, John Voight, Roger Stone, ReAwaken America Tour, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, MAGA, Nikki Haley, Monica Crowely, Benny Johnson, Chat GPT, Michael Cohen, Demetre Daskalakis, Ted Cruz, Pat Benatar, Kansas City Chiefs, Dark Brandon, Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, illuminati, Manfred Mann, Pretty Flamingo, Israel, IDF, Raffia and Ben Shapiro.
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In this episode we search out evil in the highest office of the land of freedom from FDR to his polar opposite, Ronald Reagan.
Cameo guest stars include, Gerald Burton Winrod, The Antichrist and the Atomic Bomb, Concerned Christian, Kim Miller, big pharma, Harry S. Truman, George Bush, George E Lowe, Stalking the Antichrists, Gabriel J Cola, Unmasking the Beast, The Second Reign of JFK, Armageddon, Revelation, Qanon, Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas, Donald Trump, JD Vance, Hunter S Thompson, Richard Nixon, Oval Office, Billy Graham, Hollywood, Knute Rockne All American, The Gipper, Notre Dame, The Four Horsemen, California, Maryland, 666, Pick 3 Lottery, New Jersey, GeoCities, Xerox, Administrationâs Fiscal Year 1983 Economic Program, The 97th Congress, Budget of the United States Government, Bill Clinton, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Malibu, Porsche
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In this episode we will be discussing Satan intersecting with US Presidents from George Washington to Chester A Arthur.
When it comes to religion, George Washington set the tone for many US presidents to come.
This episode will also feature special guest cameo appearances from Oney Judge, Church of England, Deist, Asia, Africa, Europe, Freemasons, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, New Testament, Connecticut, John Page, James Madison, Bill of Rights, Catholics, Mormons, Satanists, Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, James Brown, James Garfield, Charles Julius Guiteau and John Wilkes Booth.
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In this episode we will uncover all the behind the scenes conniving and machinations that have made Taylor Swift the most feared woman in certain corners of America.
This star studded episode features a supporting cast of Travis Kelce, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Fox News, Jesse Watters, The Pentagon, Greg Kelly, Newsmax, Donald Trump, Democrats, DNC, RNC, Republican Party, Democratic Party, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Sean Hannity, John Stewart, Super Bowl, NFL, Kansas City Chiefs, Seth Myers, Michael Jackson, Vice, The Daily Stormer, Andre Anglin, Elon Musk, Europe, Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Houston Law Review, Armenia, Afghanistan, Iraq, Russia, Ukraine, Marsha Blackburn, Miss Americana, Nashville, Oldsmobile, Sun Tzu, LGBTQ, Edward Carmack, Nathan Bedford Forrest and Forrest Gump.
In this episode we tempt the algorithm to bring all kinds of crazies to our door with the most click baity number there is, 666 mark of the best.
This entire episode is absolutely not a way of correcting a typo on our order to our merch supplier.
Obviously it goes without saying 666 is relevant to anyone mentally unstable, and this show,
Because of its appearance in the Book of Revelation.
Now Iâm not going to get into what all this means here and now. We have a series dedicated to a verse by verse explanation of the Book of Revelation. So far weâve already pulled apart three chapters.
But suffice it to say, 666 has significance in the world of crazy, because of that quote I just gave you. So leaving the biblical scholarship to one side for this episode I thought it would be fun to look at cases of hysteria around this number.
There will be cameo guest appearances from Topeka, Kansas, Westboro Baptist Church, Menâs Health, GQ, Reddit, Jeopardy, Cicero, Philippics, Ashok Bhaskar, Yale Daily News, Alex Trebek, Taylor Clagget, Ben Sasamoto, Mad Men, Tishman Building, 666 Fifth Avenue, Manhattan, Jared Kushner, Qatar, Trump, Christine Weick, Monster Energy Drinks, Hebrew, White Zombie, Louisiana, Megan Pinion, Starbucks, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, Threads, Kim Dotcom, Elon Musk, Google Chrome, Apple, Steve Wozniac, Steve Jobs, The Satanic Temple, South Africa, Mogoeng Mogoeng, Most Holy Place, Dunning Kruger, Idiocracy, CERN, Large Hadron Collider
In this episode we strap on the mutton chops like biker Jesus pumped full of amphetamines and look straight up to the heavens with the voice of a demon for a warts ân all take on one of the most influential bands of the last fifty years.
If youâre not familiar with Motörhead, they are best known for the song, Ace of Spades and I have described them in the past as what it would sound like if Chuck Berry was hit by an out of control freight train driven by drunken pirates.
While there have been many members over the years, and some were more important than others, thereâs only really one bloke who matters in the Motörhead story, Lemmy Kilmister.
Lemmy wasnât a satanic metal head. But he was certainly anti-religion with songs like, [Donât Need] Religion, Bad Religion and God Was Never on Your Side.
This episode also features cameo guest star appearances from Joseph of Nazareth, Ian Kilmister, Santa Claus, Wales, The Beatles, The Cavern Club, Liverpool, Europe, The Kinks, The Rockin Vicars, Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Sam Gopal, Escalator, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Pink Floyd, The Birds, Hawkwind, Silver Machine, Canada, Bastard, Top of the Pops, BBC, United Artists, On Parole, Phil âPhilthy Animalâ Taylor, âFastâ Eddie Clarke, NME, Ted Carroll, Chiswick Records, Mike Tyson, Snaggletooth, the War-Pig, Joe Petagno, Napoleon, Bronze Records, Austin Healy, No Sleep âtill Hammersmith, Stand By Your Man, Plasmatics, Wendy O. Williams, The Young Ones, Miss Money Stirling, Ace of Spades, Mama Iâm Coming Home, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, Nightmare/The Dreamtime, 1916, James Hetfield, Asteroid 250840 Motörhead, Asteroid 243002 Lemmy, Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, Lemmysuchus, The Natural History Museum, Lorna Steel, Hall of Heavy Metal History, Thrash Metal and New Wave of British Heavy Metal
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https://guitar.com/news/music-news/james-hetfield-ace-of-spades-tattoo-lemmy-ashes/
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/news/2017/august/fearsome-jurassic-crocodile-named-after-motorheads-lemmy.html
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/dec/29/lemmy-kilmister-obituary
https://www.universeguide.com/asteroid/21506/lemmy
Inside Motörhead
https://www.loudersound.com/news/lemmy-considered-breaking-up-motorhead-after-nme-readers-voted-them-the-best-worst-band-in-the-world
Spin April 2009 Edition
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/growing-old-disgracefully-lemmy-on-heartbreak-ageing-and-his-penchant-for-nazi-memorabilia-2142747.html
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/jul/11/news.culture#:~:text=Though%20no%20official%20statement%20has,Axis%20countries%2C%22%20he%20said.
In this episode we once again, pick up the Book of Revelation at chapter three and continue calling out early Christian churches in Asia Minor for not being Christian enough. For not hating enough. For not paying enough. We have already done three episodes on this book which you can easily find in the feed. But for those of you who have not studied for this exam, hereâs a quick recap. John of Patmos is sitting all alone in a cave like a totally normal person, writing a letter to seven churches in modern day Turkey. Back in chapter two, he started to pretend he was Jesus. So far John pretending to be Jesus has called out the church of Ephesus for not loving Jesus hard enough. But praised them for hating a cult of wife swappers. Heâs warned the church of Smyrna the devil is coming to town to incarcerate them all. Heâs called out the church of Pergamon for eating barbeque and fornicating. Then he told Pergamon Jesus was coming with a sword in his mouth to fight them all. John has singled out a member of the church of Thyatira called Jezebel. For also eating barbeque and fornicating.
What on earth has chapter three got in install for us?
Special guest appearances by Frankenfurter, Sardis, playstation, Christmas, Philadelphia, David, Cheech, Chong, Cheech and Chong, Billy Graham, Richard Nixon, Ron DeSantis, Disney World, robux, Laodiceans, Donald Trump, Mordor and the Roman Empire
In this episode weâre diving deep down into the dark and seedy world of adult animation. Helluva Boss is an adult animated cartoon about 3 demons, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie who work at a company called I.M.P which stands for Immediate Murder Professionals. These demons live in one of the seven rings of Hell and murder people in the living world. Hazbin Hotel is another animated series, set in the same universe as Helluva Boss and came out at the same time. In it, fallen angel Lucifer's daughter, Charlie Morningstar attempts to rehabilitate the souls of sinners in Hell. Charlie hopes she can give these souls a chance to ascend to Heaven. All the angels in Heaven and all the forgiving Christians on Earth disagree.
This episode also features special cameo appearances and mentions of Donald Trump, Vivziepop, Zoophobia, Cameron Walden, The Son of 666, YouTube, SpindleHorse Toons, A24, Amazon Prime, bisexual, LGBT, Twitter, Kid Rock, Bud Light, AR15, Presbyterian, Alastor, Kruptos, Lilith, feminism, Timothy Daniel Pool, Timcast, Outrage Over Amazon Show Praised Lucifer, Making Heaven Bad Guys, Hazbin Hotel Sparks Controversy, Feminists INSIST 5 Foot Female Black Belt Could TAKE ON The Average MAN AND WIN, Rhonda Rousey, Tim Pool, Target CANCELS PRIDE MONTH, Anti Woke Backlash WINS, Woke Companies BACK DOWN Over Bud Light Effect, ALPHA MALE Dating Trans Woman Says I'M NOT GAY, But He Is Absolutely A Gay Man But ASHAMED, Anthony Gramuglia, TikTok, Satanic Panic, LGBTQ+, The Crusades, Michael Knowles, Amazon Prime calls Satan the hero, Satanism, Jenn Nizza, The Washington Times, Washington Post, New York Times, Fox News, manga, Anime, Japan, Genesis 2, Genesis 1, 1998 Camry, Jesus, furries, YHWH
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https://movieweb.com/vivienne-medrano-jessica-vosk-daphne-rubin-vega-hazbin-hotel-interview/
https://decider.com/2024/01/31/hazbin-hotel-satanic-panic/
amazon.com/Hazbin-Hotel-Season-1/product-reviews/B0CLM9YR5T/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_paging_btm_next_2?pageNumber=2&reviewerType=all_reviews&filterByStar=one_star
In this episode we will examine the story of a real life demon who betrayed his brothers in arms, deceived many in a craven lust for power and murdered his own wife and child. With a resume like that, it goes without saying Roman Emperor, Saint Constantine the Great is held up as an iconic Christian hero.
Also making special guest star appearances we have Romans, CAESAR, Christians, Eusebius, Lactantius, Christianity, Roman Empire, France, Britain, Italy, Rome, Tetrarch, Maxentius, Tiber river, Milvian Bridge, Jesus Christ, Chi Rho, Greek, Christos, Twitter, X, staurogram, crucifix, Arch of Constantine, Tetrarchy, Licinius, Maximinus, Edict of Milan, RON BURGUNDY, Paganism, Pontifex Maximus, pagan, Pope, council of Nicaea, Nicene Creed, Holy Trinity, Arius, Holy Land, St Helena, Constantinople, Fausta, Crispus, Jupiter, Persians, Armenia, Tiridates III, Persia, river Jordan, Bishop of Nicomedia, Pentecost, Holy Ghost, Mary, Apostles, Heaven,
In this episode we flex our massive biceps and with the voice of a fallen angel in a roid filled rage scream for the blood of all the gods. Weâre looking at Danzigâs debut album, titled Danzig. Look at least this time there isnât also a song on it called Danzig, so thatâs something new for one of these debut album episodes.
Special guest stars include VANILLA ICE, Misfits, Glenn Danzig, Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Nancy Sinatra, Samhain, Halloween, Initium, Samhain III: November Coming Fire, Unholy Passion, Plan 9 Records, Metallica, The $5.98 Garage Days Re-Revisited E.P., Lars Ulrich, Rick Rubin, Cliff Burton, Def American Recording, Final Descent, Less Than Zero, Iron Man, Generation X, Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love, You and Me, Life Fades Away, Roy Orbison, Eerie Von, Robert Downey Jr, Traveling Wilburys, Sistinas, John Christ, Chuck Biscuits, Atlantic Recording Studios, Twist of Cain, Soul on Fire, Am I Demon, Possession, End of Time, Evil Thing, She Rides, Lilith, Tik Tok, Bible, Not of This World, Kingdom of Christ, alien invasion, The Hunter, Booker T and The MGâs, Mother, Tipper Gore, Parents Music Resource Center, NWoBHM, New Wave of British Heavy Metal, The Crown, Game of Thrones, Dungeons and Dragons, Washington, Show No Mercy, Slayer, W.A.S.P., WASP, White House, PMRC, James Hetfield, Marvel, The Saga of Crystar, Crystal Warrior, Michael Gordon, The Crimson Ghost, MRS LOVEJOY, Shout at the Devil, Vince Neil, Motley Crue, George Orwell, 1984, John Bunyan, The Pilgramâs Progress, U.S. Billboard 200,
In this episode we are going to mine for comedy gold in the tragic stories of a dozen people screwed over by the 19th century bad boy poet Lord Byron.
This episode features cameo guest star appearances from Catherine Gordon, May Gray, Mary Chaworth, William Chaworth, vampire, familiar, heartbroken gloomy melodramatic teen, Lady Caroline Lamb, Victorians, Ireland, Lady Oxford, Childe Haroldâs Pilgrimage, Lady Charlotte Bacon, Anne Isabella Milbank, 11th Baroness Wentworth, Jane Austin, Princess of Parallelograms, Annabella, Augusta Leigh, Elizabeth Medora, Ada Lovelace, Forrest Gump, William King-Noel, 1st Earl of Lovelace, Marquis Antonio Cavalli, Countess Clelia Rasponi of Ravenna, Ralph Gordon, Mary Shelley, Clara Mary Jane Clairmont, Clara Allegra, Percy Shelley, Teresa, Contessa Guiccioli, Count Alessandro Guiccioli, Austrian Empire, Countess G, Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo, Charles Manson, Michael Jackson and the Republican Partyâs Presidential Nominee.
In this episode we dip our dainty little toes back in the murky waters of Prosperity Gospel with a look at one of the most despicable human beings to have ever lived.
Originally known as OlĂłrin, he was the wisest Maiar of Valinor and chosen as one of the five Istari to assume human form in the Third Age of Middle Earth and counsel Men, Elves, and Dwarves in their struggle with Sauron. Oh wait a minute, thatâs Gandalf. Heâs a different ancient wizard.
Pat Robertson was a preacher, faith healer, confidence man and politician. We only skim the surface of his skulduggery and treachery in this brief biography of his life.
Making special guest appearances are Marion Robertson, Saint Patrick, Absalom Robertson, King David, Virginia, Marines, Korea, Battle Stars, Yale, Biblical Seminary in New York, Christian Broadcasting Network, Jesus Christ, Baptist Church, 700 Club, Regent University, Bank of Scotland, William Wallace, Oral Roberts, James Randi, Gary Straub, Legally Blonde: The Musical, Broadway, Hollywood, Mitt Romney, Barrack Obama, Donald Trump, 2020 Election, Hurricane Gloria, Virginia Beach, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Gay Days, Disney World, asteroid, Meteors, black magic, White House, Republican Congressman, Pete McCloskey, Korean War, Navy Cross, Silver Star, Purple Heart, LORNE GREEN, Egyptians, Toltecs, Mayans, pyramids, Digital Analogue Convertor, Shirley Temple, Californian Republican Primary, Richard Nixon, Vietnam War, Iraq War, Overton window, Democrat, Thailand, Division Headquarters, Vermouth, Foosball, Super Tuesday, Republic of Gilead, Christian, Liberian President Charles Taylor, Liberia, Muslim, The Hague, George W Bush, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, NicolĂĄs Maduro, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, YHWH, Palestinians, Canaanites, evangelicals, Holy Land Experience Theme Park, Roller Coaster, Barefoot Water Skiing, Easter Bunny and the Grim Reaper.
In this episode we dress up like weâre in a Mad Max movie, strap on a comically ridiculous codpiece and dive head first into the world where shock rock meets glam rock in the form of the legendary metal band W.A.S.P.
In the same way Lemmy is Motorhead, Blackie Lawless is Wasp. So maybe more accurately we will be diving face first into Blackieâs comically ridiculous codpiece.
Blackie grew up in Florida and New York in the 60s and considered following his uncle into a career in professional baseball.
But it was the stage that called young Lawless and he learned to play guitar.
This episode features cameo guest star appearances from Ace Frehley, Kiss, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, The New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, Arthur Kane, Killer Kane, Sunset Strip, Sister, Nikki Six, Motley Crue, Shout at the Devil, London, Izzy Stradlin, Steve Adler, Slash, Guns n Roses, Fred Coury, Cinderella, Los Angeles, MTV, White Anglo Saxon Protestant, Show no Mercy, Alice Cooper, Ryne Duren, Iron Maiden, Capitol Records, Mike Varney, Animal (Fuck Like a Beast), Music For Nations, Tipper Gore, Filthy 15, PRMC, Parent Resource Music Center, N.W.O.B.H.M., New Wave of British Heavy Metal, Dungeons and Dragons, Steve Gutenberg, Can't Stop The Music, Golden Raspberry Awards, The Village People, The Dungeonmaster, Ragewar: The Challenges of Excalibrate, Digital Knights, Troubadour, Sammi Curr, Trick or Treat, T1000, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Crimson Idol, Demi Lovato, Holy Fvck, The Occult, MAGA, Qanon, Harvard, Donald Trump, George. W. Bush, Ted Cruz, The Overton window, Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, Eastern Europe, Ukraine
In this episode we will investigate the mysterious world of Vocaloid. What is it? Why is it? And most importantly, does it upset Chri$tians?
Vocaloid is a voice synthesizer program launched by the Yamaha Corporation in 2004. This software allows users to synthesize human singing by typing in the lyrics, much like text to speech.
Each voicebank was modelled after professional singers and each voice bank has a custom avatar.
Each voice has an animated character that goes along with that voice. For example there are Kagamine Len and Rin who are twins with yellow hair.
Then thereâs Megurine Luka who has long pink hair and is very elegant.
The most popular Vocaloid character is Hatsune Miku. A sixteen year old girl with long blue pigtails.
She has become the defining icon of the Vocaloid phenomena. When you think of Vocaloid, and Iâm sure you do as often as I do, you think of Hatsune Miku.
This episode contains weird marriages, disappointing performances and ghosts!
Also making cameos, Lady Gaga, David Letterman, Willy Nelson, Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, Wimbledon, Pepperâs Ghost, John Henry Pepper, Tupac, Easy E, Olâ Dirty Bastard, Michael Jackson, Frank Zappa, Ronnie James Dio, Akihiko Kondo, Chiharu Dawn, God-ish, Pinnochio-P, Friedrich Nietzsche, Teniwoha, LGBTQ+, Song for Great Satan, Nanka-P, Song for a Great Evil King, Hachioji-P, q*Left, Sweet Devil, Valentines Day, Project Sekai Colourful Stage featuring Hatsune Miku, Mizuki Akiyama, Mrs Lovejoy, Ferry, She Could Be Satan For All I Know, Gumi, Gray Slate, Sad Satan, Oliver, John Lydon, Johnny Rotten, Sex Pistols, Jimmy Saville, Lower Oneâs Eyes, Nulut, Osamu Dazai.
In this episode we peak into the white hot Christian outrage around Taylor Swift and hope we donât go blind. What are they so mad? Taylor Swift is simply the biggest popstar on the planet. The biggest weâve seen in a long time. As a woman of wealth, power and influence she terrifies misogynists and makes their tiny little claims to manhood shrivel up.
Also appearing in this episode - Travis Kelce, Joseph Jackson, Church of Satan, Anton LaVey, Zeena Schreck, Joe Rogan, Willow, Evermore, The Supernatural Life Ministry, Daniel Adam, Vlad Savchuk, YouTube, christofacist, Hank Kunneman, Kansas City Chiefs, Georgia, Kandiss Taylor, Jesus, Guns, & Babies, The Voice of the People Media, Barack Hussein Obama, Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton, Jean Carroll, Leftists, Eras Tour, Nashville, exorcist, Father Dan Reehil, Shane Lynch, Boyzone, NFL Superbowl, New York, Ice Spice, Tomi Lahren, Fox News, Black Entertainment Television, Sean Feucht, Tumblr, YALLAREBRUTALIZINGME, marijuana, Bitch-Pudding, Dundermiflin, Buenos Aires, Argentina, Tom Hiddleston, LGBT, Pastor Kevin Swanson, LGBTQ+, New York Times, Anna Marks, Lesbian Visibility Day, LGBTQI+, womenâs rights, abortion, sexual harassment, gun control, Black Lives Matter, Liberal Psyop
In this episode we will look at one of English literatureâs greatest names, the Romantic Poet, Lord Byron.
It is claimed outside of the U.K. he is the second most read British author behind Shakespeare.
We first mentioned Byron in our second episode, Science Fiction Satan, where we quoted contemporary poet Robert Southey who dubbed Byron and his good friend Percy Shelley as âThe Satanic Schoolâ. Southey claimed their work was, âcharacterised by a Satanic spirit of pride and audacious impiety.â
Add to Southeyâs glowing endorsement, there is of course the more famous quote about Byron from Lady Caroline Lamb who called him, âMad, bad and dangerous to know.â
Then thereâs his work, poems and plays about the apocalypse, angels of death, vampires, defying the gods, a tribute to Danteâs inferno, Lucifer and St Peter litigating over a King of England at the very gates of Heaven, an ode to Napoleon, likening him to our favourite disrupter, the witch of Endor from first Samuel, the devilâs drive or the story of Cain told from the point of view of murderous Cain himself.
After all of that, how could I resist doing an episode about this man?
There are cameo guest appearances by The Young and the Restless, Forrest Gump, Joel Olsteen, Alexander the Great, William the Conqueror, John âFoul Weather Jackâ Byron, Don Juan, Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, John âCaptain Mad Jackâ Byron, Marchioness of Carmarthen, Amelia Osborne, Catherine Gordon, George Gordon Byron, William Chaworth, Harrow Vs Eton Cricket match, Trinity College at Cambridge, William Fletcher, Hellespont, Greece, Dardanelles, Swimming World Magazine, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Clara Claremont, Mary Shelley, Percy Shelley, Switzerland, Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus, Elvis, John Polidore, The Vampire, Bram Stoker, Dracula, John Milton, Darth Vader, Wolverine, The Phantom of the Opera, Venice, Ottomans, Thomas Moore,
In this episode we will seek and destroy the four horsemen, join the metal militia, hit the lights, jump in the fire and hope we donât get whiplash from our phantom lord who has no remorse and motorbreath. Thatâs right! Itâs Metallicaâs debut album, Kill em All.
Find out how a in the late 70s and early 80s a teenaged Danish tennis pro, living in L.A. was going to heavy metal shows all over the world and getting himself backstage went from fan to rockstar.
We get special guest appearances from Lars Ulrich, Motorhead, Diamond Head, Machine Head, Brian Tattler, Manowar, Craigâs List, Ron Quintana, Metal Mania, The Joe Rogan Experience, James Hetfield, Lloyd Grant, Dave Mustaine, Ron McGovney, Radio City, Anaheim, Whisky a Go Go, NWoBHM, Saxon, Motley Crue, No Life âtil Leather, San Francisco, Cliff Burton, Ratt, Bay Area, Megaforce Records, Marsha Zazula, Johnny Zazula, New York, Anthrax, Megadeth, California, Exodus, Kirk Hammett, Mojo Men, Paul Curcio, The Mojo Men, Sly and the Mojo Men, The Mojo, Mojo, Chris Bubacz, Metal up your Ass, Revolver Magazine, Blockbuster, Twitter, Tallahassee, Soviet Union, Soviet Russia, Proactiv, Britney Spears, and New Wave of British Heavy Metal.
In this episode weâre going pre Jesus, weâre going to the second century BCE, weâre going to a Hellenistic king at his peak at the peak of the Hellenistic Period. Weâre on a journey to find the O.G. template for THE ANTICHRIST!
You know, the one who comes at the end for the final battle with Jesus.
We are going to take a comedic look at the atrocities carried out in Jerusalem by the Seleucid king, Antiochus IV Epiphanes. This one individual had his hand in inspiring the Book of Daniel, First and Second Maccabees, Hanukkah, Hellenising the holy city, ultimately paving the way for Christ and ironically setting himself up as the blueprint for THE ANTICHRIST!
Our story will feature guest appearances from Donald Trump, Jon Stewart, Alexander the Great, Macedon, Seleucus I Nicator, the Middle East, Roman Empire, Roman Republic, Rome, Romans, Seleucus IV Philopator, Demetrius, Mithradates, Zeus, Egypt, Jason, Menalaus, Ptolemy VIII, Gaius Popillius Laenas, Alexandria, Josephus, Judean Peopleâs Front, Diodorus, foreskin restoration device, Israelites, Bible, Little Horn, King of the North, Cersei, Antigonus, Lysimachus, Iran, Syria and Nanaya.
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https://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/ancient-cultures/ancient-israel/antiochus-epiphanes-the-bibles-most-notoriously-forgotten-villain/
https://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/miscellanea/trivia/no-man.html
https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2016/10/126012/donald-trump-quotes-about-celebrities-insults
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In this episode we will go back to a time before the songs of Anglo Saxons and Vikings, Alexander the Great and Darius III or Frank Herbertâs Dune. Ace pilots, tail gunners, commandos and submariners.
Weâre going back before all that to the middle of the punk explosion. Playing the toughest East London pubs, Iron Maiden had to work blue.
The songs were about sex pests, sex workers, spending the night in jail and the Opera.
According to legend, Steve Harris formed Iron Maiden on Christmas Day 1975 and that is where our story will begin.
This epic tale will feature guest appearances and name drops like Ash Mountain (donât worry, youâll know who that is by the end of the episode) Metallica, Black Sabbath, Everett interpretation of quantum mechanics, medieval torture devices, longswords, longbows, crossbows, chain mail, Punkâd, Togo Navy, Spaceward Studios, Paul DiâAnno, Dave Murray, The Bandwagon, The Soundhouse Tapes, E.M.I., Wishbone Ash, Martin Birch, Guy Edwards, Andy Scott, Wil Malone, Martin Levan, Kingsway Studios, Prowler, Remember Tomorrow, Running Free, Phantom of the Opera, Lars Ulrich, Fade to Black, Sanitarium, Transylvania, Strange World, Charlotte the Harlot, Paul Mario Day, Bruce Dickinson, Eddie, Derek Riggs, Electric Matthew Says Hello, Top of the Pops, YouTube, Clive Burr, Dennis Stratton, Adrian Smith, Urchin, Taipei, Kiss, The Eagles, Tears for Fears, Motely Crue, Hawkwind, Miss Universe Beauty Pageant.
Up the irons!
In this episode we dive back into the madness that is the Christian Bible and fart gag our way through the second chapter of the Book of Revelation.
John of Patmos is having a psychological breakdown/writing a letter to seven churches in modern day Turkey, claiming this letter may be in Johnâs handwriting but the content comes directly from the mouth of the lord Jesus Christ himself.
John will explain to the church of Ephesus just how much the ultimate creator god of the entire universe is upset about a wife swapping cult of Nicolaitanes.
John explains quantum physics to the church in Smyrna and proves once and for all Jesus is Schrodingerâs Cat.
John doxes Satanâs home in Pergamon.
And among the church in Thyatira, we finally meet, Jezebel! And she does not disappoint. She repented not!
Is this book prophecy of a future still to come?
Is this book a coded message of rebellion for the early Chri$tian freedom fighters in their struggle with the Roman Empire?
Is this book xenophobic propaganda to stop Hellenising?
Who cares? Itâs got Hell, Armageddon, Antipas, the brazen bull, Zeus, Balaam, Balac, the children of Israel, Canaanites, angels, a talking donkey, fornication, Motorhead and Lemmy!
Grab your popcorn people. John is just getting started.
In this episode we travel south of heaven where Hell awaits to spend seasons in the abyss and reign in blood with our undisputed attitude that God hates us all in the Chri$t illusion. Without divine intervention we see a world painted blood in repentless diabolus musica and tell the story of Slayerâs debut album, Show No Mercy.
In 1981 Huntington Park California guitarists Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman met at an audition and realised they were into the same stuff. Living only just around the corner was like-minded bass player and singer Tom Araya. All they needed to create the loudest, heaviest, fastest and most satany band ever was a double kickarse drummer. Then suddenly there was a knock at Kerry Kingâs door. 16 year old Dave Lombardo had been told there was another long haired disreputable type in the area. So the plucky, pizza delivery man went and introduced himself. The original, the classic and the most persistent line up was complete.
We will pick up the story there and tell you how that debut album came to be. There will be cameo guest star appearances from Bitch, Metal Blade Records, Iron Maiden, Phantom of the Opera. Aggressive Perfector, Metal Blade, Tracks Studio, Evil has no Boundaries, Gene Hoglan, Dark Angel, Death, Testament, Devin Townsend, Strapping Young Lad, Fear Factory, Genghis Kahn, New Wave of British Heavy Metal, NWoBHM, Venom, Welcome to Hell, Minotaur, Lawrence R. Reed, Al Gore, Tipper Gore, The Parents Music Resource Center, Camaro, Doug Goodman, Smashing Pumpkins, Ben Folds Five, Jewel, Steve Earle, Beck, Green Day, Johnny Araya, Thine Eyes Bleed, Black Sabbath, Metal Forces Magazine, Bernard Doe, System of a Down, Daron Malakian, Iraq
Sauces
http://www.metalupdate.com/interviewmetalblade.html
https://haggisbuffet.blogspot.com/search/label/Tour%20Manager%20Doug
http://www.espguitars.com/news/news_tomchat.html
https://loudwire.com/slayer-show-no-mercy-album-anniversary/
http://www.decibelmagazine.com/features_detail.aspx?id=4566
https://www.wearethepit.com/2023/01/dave-lombardo-regrets-his-performance-on-slayers-show-no-mercy/
https://www.metalforcesmagazine.com/site/album-review-slayer-show-no-mercy/
https://www.revolvermag.com/music/system-downs-daron-malakian-why-i-love-slayers-show-no-mercy
In this episode we look back on favourite sketches of 2023, as chosen Tee Tease. You are about to have the most fun you've ever had. By the end of this episode you will realise you've only been imitating fun your whole life. If I were you, I would take off my pants. Youâre about to shit yourself.
There are sketches from Highway to Hell, the tale of ACDCâs first taste of global success.
In Cross Road Blues, the story behind the Ralph Macchio vehicle of the same name and some Robert Johnson guy, we did a sketch featuring cultural icon Bob Dylan.
Judas Iscariot: True Hero of Easter, featured some classic white guy rapping. We call that wrapping. And âThe Dukeâ John Wayne makes an appearance.
We gave Charles Manson a starring role in Helter Skelter and let spoon bending grifter Uri Gellar in Pokémon.
Our episode about Motley Crueâs Shout at the Devil came with monkey poo.
We almost let Benny sing in Benny Hinn: He Touched Me.
We had Sympathy For The Devil AND Artificial Intelligence but we left behind Kirk Cameron and Kevin Sorbo.
Welcome to Hell featured all the best names, Judas Priest, Venom, Jesus Chri$t, Mantas, Titans, Gaia, Father Sky, Cronos, Abbadon and Alan Winston.
Michael Aquino and Anton LaVey found themselves in an H.P. Lovecraft nightmare.
In Black Sabbath, Toni Iommi and Geezer Butler discussed the song writing process.
The Book of Revelation had a water skiing joke.
The Witches of Shakespeare got Elizabeth I swearing like Witchfinder General Mathew Hopkins.
We learn the very best evidence is forced confession in The Salem Witch Trials and Cotton Mather.
Lexiâs performance as a drunk Ursula from The Little Mermaid in Disney Witches is hilarious.
In Jesus Christ Superstar we learn what helps the poo go down. Information we could have used back in the Shout at the Devil episode.
Genshin Impact featured therapy.
We have some white woman rapping. We call that wrapping also because cultural appropriation does not recognize gender boundaries.
And it couldnât be considered a best of anything without Marjorie Taylor Greene so we let her on to swear at us.
In this episode we will finish 2023 in exactly the same way we ended 2022. Huddled in a corner crying. It couldnât possibly get any worse. Right?
Weâll check in with credulous former intelligence official David Grusch testifying to a congressional hearing into, Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena. #UAP
Grusch claims he was told things he would not talk about by people he could not name.
So the internet lit up with the headline, Aliens exist!
Also this year, the Barbie movie was released and a tiny little piece of Jesus died. Weâll hear what hate preachers and 1950s haircut enthusiasts Kent Christmas and Ivan Tuttle told their congregations.
We wonder out loud, âWhat would Margot Robbie do?â
We get an update on the latest in the world of autism from Rick Morrow. Itâs not good.
How can we not talk about the Hamas attack on Israel in October and the end times?
The head of the Harvest Chri$tian Fellowship in California, Greg Laurie will keep us up to date with the latest in geopolitics.
And we examine some prophecies from Kat Kerr. Youâll be surprised to hear what Kat has been told by the Holy Ghost.
And weâll round out the year with a Satanic Temple display in the Iowa State Capitol building in Des Moines.
We faced many existential threats in 2023. Alien invasion, autistic invasion, LGBTQ+ invasion, along with a plastic dolls that come to life and donât like the patriarchy invasion, and maybe Kathy Barnetteâs Jesus saved us from all of them.
Youâll have to listen to find out.
Sauces
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/barbie-demonic-faith-leaders-say-children-risk-kevin-baris
https://www.kansascity.com/news/state/missouri/article279280609.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12616631/Fasten-seatbelts-California-pastor-suggests-Hamas-terror-attack-Israel-predicted-2-500-YEARS-AGO-Scripture-End-Time-events-circling-Jerusalem.html
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/11/christian-prophetess-made-up-the-wackiest-theory-about-why-some-people-are-lgbtq/
https://www.revealingheaven.com/about-the-author/
https://who13.com/news/iowa-satanic-temple-display-at-capitol-sparks-mixed-emotions/
In this episode we wrap up the first half of 2023 with a look at the times an ancient Middle Eastern demon entered our 21st century news cycle. Through the lens of sketch comedy and the occasional song we laugh our way through the âcurrent eventsâ of 2023 and try to figure out why the devil is still a thing.
Through the magic of audio illusions we will transport you to the annual Passion Conference in Atlanta Georgia. Weâll observe a celebration of the love of Jesus with thousands of evangelical university students. Weâll meet ex lesbian, drug abuser who grew up confused about her gender and was addicted to pornography turned Chri$tian author, rapper and poet Jackie Hill Perry and hear her thoughts about the reality of demons.
Sit back and relax as self-proclaimed Gender Queer Non Binary Gay English singer Sam Smith takes to the Grammy Awards stage with openly transgender German woman Kim Petras to perform their hit song, âUnholyâ. I wonder if anyone will get upset?
And in completely unrelated news weâll meet Conservative podcaster Liz Wheeler, Republican senator Ted Cruz, failed republican candidate for Tennesseeâs 5th Congressional District and former music video director, Robby Starbuck Newsom and crazy person Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It canât all be as much fun as Sam Smith and Kim Patras, weâll also have a hilarious peek into the Morbid Angel tragedy at the Apollo Theatre in Belvidere Illinois that took the life of Fred Livingston Jr. I wonder if anyone tried to exploit that for personal gain?
In unrelated news this episode will also feature a cameo appearance from Artificial Intelligence 2: Electric Boogaloo star Leo Zagami.
But then itâs straight back into atheists making Chri$tians look dumb with The Satanic Templeâs Satancon in Boston.
And related to my use of the word âdumbâ in the sentence above, we will meet MAGA Christo-Fascist and permed hair enthusiast Sean Feucht.
Then itâs on to Chri$tians scaring the rest of us again with a trip to the Chri$tian nationalist event ReAwaken America at Miamiâs Trump National Doral Hotel. Where just two weeks before the release of the live action version of Disneyâs The Little Mermaid, hate preacher Amanda Grace gives us the skinny on technologically advanced mermaids working for Satan.
If you were wondering what did MTG tell that Turning Point USA's Young Women's Leadership Conference? Weâve got you covered. Itâs about the devil and reproductive rights and itâs brilliant. Itâs MTG. What else is it going to be?
SAUCES
https://www.christianpost.com/news/jackie-hill-perry-enemy-trying-to-destroy-an-entire-generation.html
https://www.foxnews.com/us/christian-evangelists-bostons-satancon-claim-about-100-people-converted-were-in-battle
https://pagesix.com/2023/02/06/sam-smith-grammys-2023-performance-slammed-as-satantic/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2023/02/10/sam-smiths-grammys-performance-criticized-by-conservatives-and-satanists/?sh=268b2d0a30b1
https://leozagami.com/2023/04/02/roof-collapses-while-satanic-band-morbid-angel-is-playing/
https://www.nme.com/en_au/news/music/morbid-angel-issue-statement-after-storm-collapses-roof-at-illinois-show-killing-one-and-injuring-40-3424705
https://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/with-a-maga-speaker-advocating-for-hand-to-hand-combat-against-mermaids-will-theaters-be-safe-when-the-little-mermaid-premieres/?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral
https://www.alternet.org/marjorie-taylor-greene-satan-women/?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral
In this episode we dip back into the world of Asian video games. Thatâs right another episode suggested and researched by my kids. Luckily for us these games do tend to have a penchant for upsetting good honest narrow minded white chri$tians just trying to get through their day without experiencing anything new. If youâre old enough to remember Carly Rae Jepsen, you might just be wondering, what is a Genshin Impact?
Itâs only the fastest money making video game of all time. Released in 2020 by Chinese games company miHoYo, Genshin Impact is an action role play anime game set in an open world.
But why do we care on Satan is my Superhero?
Well itâs full of gods named after âreal lifeâ demons carrying out all types of witchcraft, sorcery, divination, necromancy and thereâs even a good helping of idol worshipping, so yeah, itâs blasphemy central and some Chri$tian gamers have raised concerns.
The game has also been drawn into a transphobic witch hunt, so thatâs a good sign itâs worth checking out.
This episode also includes guest appearances from PokĂ©mon, Phil Arms, Barbatos, Morax, Bue, Paimon, Baâal, Beelzebub, Adam, Eve, Gabriel, Evelyn Gonzales, Michigan, Grant Middle School, Xiao, Guizhong, Liyue, Katelyn Thompson, Danielle Beight, Tracy Hargreaves, Kotaku, Sisi Jiang.
Sauces
https://kotaku.com/genshin-impact-xiao-demonic-mural-satanic-1849687277
https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/mural-at-grant-middle-school-leaves-parents-outraged-over-transgender-flag-and-symbols-deemed-witchcraft/69-3f685912-a38c-410d-b78f-f54a15a3045f
https://www.today.com/parents/parents/mural-painted-student-grant-michigan-sparks-controversy-rcna52243
https://gamerant.com/genshin-impact-seven-archons-facts/
https://www.quora.com/There-is-this-game-called-Genshin-Impact-and-you-can-worship-statues-to-get-stamina-is-it-Haram-to-do-so-just-for-the-stamina
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-a-sin-to-play-Genshin-Impact-The-game-has-some-features-such-as-worshipping-a-statue-for-stamina-and-it-s-against-my-religion-to-worship-other-gods-Some-characters-are-also-named-after-demons-Would-it-be
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/la0rii/genshin_references_quite_a_lot_of_oddly_satanic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
In this episode we will tell the story of a long haired hippy with a dream to do something spectacular. With the help of his talented friends and against the powers of the land he made that dream into a reality. Then thousands of years later 2 middle class British toffs turned that story into a multi hundred million dollar enterprise with a Hollywood film, a lavish stage show and the epitome of 70s culture the concept double album.
How did a 24 year old Tim Rice, an assistant producer in the record industry and 21 year old composer Andrew Lloyd Webber end up with a hit single, hit album, hit stage show and hit movie?
And how was this potentially blasphemous production received by the Chri$tian world?
This episode features special guest star appearances from Olympic Studios, London, The Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil, MCA, The Likes of Us, Joseph and the Amazing Technocolour Dreamcoat, Bob Dylan, With God on Our Side, Judas Iscariot, Roman Empire, Rome, Romans, Roman Emperor, Billy Graham, Samuel L. Gaber, Anti-Defamation League of the Bânai Bârith, Mary Magdalene, Faith Free Presbyterian Church, South Carolina, Ted Neeley, Norman Jewison, Pope Paul VI, Vatican, New York Times, Curtis Bill Pepper, Pope Francis, Newtownabbey Free Presbyterian Church, Newtownabbey Independent Christian School, Pastor Brian McClung, Irvin Himmel, The Gospel Guardian, Got Questions Ministries, Richard Hollerman, Graham Russell, Russel Hitchcock, Air Supply, Love and Other Bruises, Lost in Love, All Out of Love, The One That You Love, Young Love, Making Love Out of Nothing at All, The Power of Love, Faith in Love, Richard OâBrien, Sylvester Stallone, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Irene Cara, John Legend, Mel C, Rik Mayall, Indigo Girls, Tim Minchin, Gary Cherone, Roger Daltrey, Corey Glover, Ian Gillan, Alice Cooper, Sebastian Bach, Burger King, Johnny Rotten, John Lydon, Graves Hollow.
Sauces
https://religionnews.com/2018/03/29/the-splainer-the-stormy-surprising-history-of-jesus-christ-superstar/
https://www.nytimes.com/1971/10/31/archives/they-wrote-it-and-theyre-glad-they-wrote-superstar.html
http://www.freepres.org/pamphlet_details.asp?superstar
https://www.villagevoice.com/2003/11/04/mel-gibsons-jesus-christ-pose/
https://www.npr.org/2021/11/24/1058935783/michael-jackson-jacket-capitol-rioter-jan-6-actor-james-beeks-oath-keepers
https://www.songfacts.com/blog/writing/jesus-christ-superstar-ted-neeley-tells-the-inside-story
http://newlinetheatre.com/jcschapter.html
THE MUSICAL âJESUS CHRIST SUPERSTARâ IS A BLASPHEMY OF CHRIST!
Pastor Brian McClung
https://michaeljeshurun.wordpress.com/tag/jesus-christ-superstar-opera/
https://www.wordsfitlyspoken.org/gospel_guardian/v22/v22n38p9-10.html
https://www.gotquestions.org/Jesus-Christ-Superstar.html
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/501993/facts-about-jesus-christ-superstar-andrew-lloyd-webber-tim-rice
http://www.archivioradiovaticana.va/storico/2014/05/15/vatican_radio_welcomes_%E2%80%9Cjesus_christ_superstar%E2%80%9D/en-1100657
Battell, James. "The Year of Three Popes." Ex-Catholics For Christ. ETC Ministry, Apr. 2005. Web. 29 Mar. 2016.
Martina HejcovÀ The Rock Opera Jesus Christ Superstar - Analysis of the Critical Reception Over the Decades Bachelor's Diploma Thesis
https://www.nytimes.com/1977/04/10/archives/a-day-in-the-life-of-the-pope-pope-paul-vi.html
https://ultimateclassicrock.com/jesus-christ-superstar-rockers/
In this episode we look at how an evil 1st century apocalyptic blood cult that secretly and not so secretly controls much of our lives with its over represented influence on media and politics is terrified of Disney.
After the spooky month weâve had it's time for a fun family friendly palate cleanser.
If you look for lists of Disney witches you will find there is somewhere in the region of 140 of them.
Disney had already created an impressive catalogue of witches by the time the company embarked on its first feature length film, so it came as no surprise their first feature length film antagonist would be a witch.
Which is where we start our list of cameo special guest stars like The Evil Queen, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Magic mirror on the wall, American Film Institute, Hannibal Lector from Silence of the Lambs, Barbie, Regan MacNeil from The Exorcist, The Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz, Lucille La Verne, Babes in the Woods, Hansel and Gretel, Brotherâs Grimm, Ursula, the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid, Ariel, Eve, Garden of Eden, Bea Arthur, Rosanne Barr, Elaine Stritch, Pat Carroll, Shakespeare, Devine, Deborah Bunting, The Owl House, Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, American Family Association, One Million Moms, Jamie Gooch, Ron Desantis, Vanessa Hudgens, Dead Hot: Season of the Witch, GG Magree, Salem, Bounding Into Comics, Jacob Smith, High School Musical and Kevin Sorbo on the comeback trail.
Sauces
https://www.ksla.com/2022/10/05/you-unleash-hell-your-kids-central-texas-mom-warns-parents-about-hocus-pocus-2/
https://www2.cbn.com/news/news/warning-parents-new-disney-cartoon-teaches-kids-how-be-witches-using-demon-do-so
https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/vanessa-hudgens-gg-magree-dead-hot-witchcraft-film-1235572456/
https://boundingintocomics.com/2023/04/18/former-disney-star-vanessa-hudgens-promotes-satanic-witchcraft-with-her-tubi-film-dead-hot/
https://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-burk-maleficent-disney-20140613-story.html
https://www.afa.net/the-stand/culture/2020/08/the-owl-house-is-worse-than-1mm-thought/
https://www2.cbn.com/news/us/ex-witchs-warning-about-new-disney-show-its-not-joke-realm-very-real
https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2014/may-web-only/maleficent.html
https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/The_Evil_Queen
https://www.afi.com/afis-100-years-100-heroes-villians/
In this episode we return to a former subject of this podcast, Cotton Mather and tear another chapter from his life story. We first met Cotton in the episode, A Pox to You, where Cotton was the voice of reason, the man of science who stood up to superstitious misgivings and disinformation. He was, not to put too finer point on it, the hero of that story. So how does our man of science and reasoning acquit himself at the Salem Witch Trials?
Spoiler alert. Not good.
This episode features special guest star appearances from Richard Mather, John Cotton, Harvard University, Doogie Howser, Anne âGoodyâ Glover, Martha Goodwin, Thomas Oakes, Abigail Williams, Elizabeth Parris, Massachusetts, Ann Putnam Jr, Arthur Miller, The Crucible, Susanna Wallcott, Doctor Griggs, George Burroughs, Robert Calef, William Phips, Dorothy Good, Sarah Good, Margret Atwood, Handmaidâs Tale, Peter Miller, Samuel Sewell and Danvers.
Sauces
https://salem.lib.virginia.edu/people/c_mather.html
https://famous-trials.com/salem/2037-sal-bmat
https://famous-trials.com/salem/2075-asal-ch
https://thehistoryjunkie.com/cotton-mather-and-the-salem-witch-trials/
https://quod.lib.umich.edu/e/eebo/A50139.0001.001/1:1?rgn=div1;view=fulltext
https://quod.lib.umich.edu/e/eebo/A70086.0001.001/1:9.1?rgn=div2;view=fulltext
https://salem.lib.virginia.edu/letters/to_richards1.html
In this true crime special episode we delve into the sickening tale of one of the U.Kâs most successful serial killers, Matthew Hopkins the self-proclaimed Witchfinder General. Between 1644 and 1646 Hopkins may have murdered as many as three hundred people under the guise of doing the lordâs work. Hopkins is a fascinating individual and hundreds of historians have written thousands of pages about him. Just go online and there is a plethora of information about him and his life before, during and after his one and half year reign of terror. But he hasnât had the Satan is my Superhero treatment yet!
This episode contains special guest star appearances from Manningtree, The Chelmsford Witch Trials, John Stearne, Edward Parsley, Frances Mills, Mary Phillips, John Gaule, John Lowes, Kenneth Copeland, Graves Hollow and their debut album Thrones of Decay.
Sauces
http://www.nzlii.org/nz/journals/AukULawRw/2003/3.html
https://www.history.co.uk/articles/the-life-of-matthew-hopkins-the-opportunistic-witchfinder-general
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/guides/z3jb3j6/revision/6
https://www.gcsehistory.com/faq/matthewhopkins.html
https://www.controverscial.com/Matthew%20Hopkins.htm
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/14015/pg14015-images.html
In this episode we will finally get to the WITCHES of Shakespeareâs Macbeth!
Because of course, let us not forget it is our Spooky Month Special!
The witches are in fact the very first characters to appear onstage. Act 1, Scene 1, A Desert Place. The trio speak in a different rhythm to everyone else in the play. This allows their vocal performance to sell their otherworldliness. Described by Shakespeare as weyward sisters in the first folio, refer to my excellent description of what the first folio is, in the last episode. These ladies are from the Upside Down. Theyâre from Bizarro World. They come from a place where evil is good and good is evil. Despite all the evidence I provided in the last episode, I can still legitimately argue these weyward sisters are witches complete with withered in wild attire and facial hair!
In this episode we dig around in the garage to find the plastic storage tub filled with Halloween decorations and cover the house in them for the next 31 day of our Spooky month special.
Itâs witches bitches!
That's right for the next 5 Tuesdays in a row we will be delving into the wicked world of witchcraft.
We kick spooky month off as we mean to go on and dive right into the witches of Shakespeareâs Macbeth. Shakespeare never calls the 3 sisters in Macbeth, witches. The source material that inspired him to write the play never calls them witches. They might not be witches. So if Shakespeare didn't call them witches, what did he call them and where does that leave us?
Of the many plays he wrote Macbeth is one of the most famous. The Tragedie of Macbeth was first performed in 1606. While the play is based on real historical people, Duncan, Macbeth and Malcolm really were kings of the Scots. The play does not necessarily follow the actual events.
Shakespeare uses the plot of Macbeth to create a cautionary tale for any would be usurper looking to dethrone any rightful monarch. Oh and coincidentally, Shakespeareâs employer/patron at the time WAS the ârightfulâ monarch of England. This employer was also massively into the hunting and killing of witches. So yeah.
Episode features cameos from John Heminge, Henry Condell, The First Folio, Holinshedâs Chronicles is a comprehensive history of England, Scotland and Ireland, Simon Forman, The Globe Theatre, London and Macbeth.
In this episode we examine chapter one of the Book of Revelation! The antichrist, conspiracy theorists, heavy metal, zombie movies, evangelicals, all my favourite things have been influenced by this book. And it has a half-naked sexually liberated temptress riding a dragon!
Did you know you are blessed just to read it or hear it read? Did you now this book is a cornerstone of conspiracy theories like Flat Earth Theory and the Holy Trinity? Does it allude to the Holy Ghost or the Archangels? Whatâs the deal with John and the number seven? Will we see the saviour coming in the clouds? Will he or wonât he have a two edged sword in his mouth? Will he sound like a fart or diarrhoea? Did you know it gives you a description including but not limited to Christâs breasts? And why does John mansplain away his poetic metaphors?
In this episode we skip past the first 65 books of the Chri$tian bible and go straight to the good stuff. The last book of the New Testament. The finest final chapter. The most metal maelstrom of mayhem and madness. The epilogue to end all epilogues. The volume of vengeful violence that is,The Book of Revelation!Â
And it has a dragon!
Many apologists, theologians, academics, historians and scholars have pondered the inclusion of this Lovecraftian hallucination in the final draft of the Chri$tian Bible. We will look at the various theories as they come up. Â
This episode includes cameo appearances from, The Bible, the Rapture, John of Patmos, Roman Emperors Domitian, Vespasian, Titus, Nero and Caligula. Weâll also meet Epaphroditus, Eusebius, Josephus and D.H. Lawrence.Â
In this episode we warm up the speculum with our breath, give the old forceps a wipe with our handkerchief and insert the internal ultrasound wand right up the birth canal to study the embryonic beginnings of heavy metal in the womb. The debut self-titled 1970 album, Black Sabbath, by the band Black Sabbath, featuring the number one song on Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Heavy Metal Songs of All Time list, Black Sabbath.
Featuring cameo appearances from Birmingham, Tony Iommi, Bill Ward, Geezer Butler, Jimmy Phillips, Alan Clarke, Ozzy Osbourne, The Polka Tulk Blues Band, Earth, Jim Simpson, Boris Karloff, Dadâs Army, Rodger Bain, Aleister Crowley, Kory Grow, J.R.R. Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, a 15th century watermill in Oxfordshire, Inspector Morse, Keith McMillan, Culture Club, Blondie, Pat Benatar, Queen, Bob Marley, Simple Minds, Kiss, Ian Gillan, Paul McCartney, Mike Oldfield, Motörhead, Kate Bush, Bananarama, Billy Squier, Foreigner, Wings, The Clash, Louisa Livingstone, Faculty of Astrological Studies in London, Lester Bangs and Geezer Butlerâs mum.
SAUCES
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/100-greatest-heavy-metal-songs-1234688425/black-sabbath-black-sabbath-4-1234688429/
https://www.metalsucks.net/2022/02/14/the-cover-model-from-black-sabbaths-debut-is-a-hardcore-anti-vaxxer/
https://www.revolvermag.com/music/black-sabbaths-debut-50-wild-facts-about-metals-first-albumÂ
In this episode we close our eyes and slip into a hellish dream scape of our deepest darkest fears and hope we donât lose our minds on a sea of madness while we examine where the depraved imagination of H.P. Lovecraft crosses paths with our favourite superhero and how the writings of this science fiction horror writer is being drawn upon by the occult.
Featuring cameos from Kerry Bolton, Kenneth Grant, Aleister Crowley, Peter Gilmore, Anton LeVay, Michael Aquino, Steven Greenwood, Randolph Carter, Harry Houdini, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Derek Riggs, Metallica, Malcolm Reynolds, Daniel José Older
Sauces
The Influence of H P Lovecraft on Occultism
Bolton, K R. The Irish Journal of Gothic and Horror Studies; Dublin Iss. 9, (Feb 10, 2011
https://www.churchofsatan.com/necronomicon-facts-about-fiction/
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/nov/09/world-fantasy-award-drops-hp-lovecraft-as-prize-image
http://www.esotericorderofdagon.org/
Against Religion: The Atheist Writings of H.P. LovecraftÂ
In this episode we dive into the story behind the debut album by the New Wave of British Heavy Metalâs Schizoid Sons of Satan themselves Venom.Â
ââŠa band that was heavier and more over the top than anything anyone had ever seen or heard before, more Satanic than Black Sabbath, louder than Motörhead, with a pyrotechnic show to rival Kiss, and with even more leather and studs than Judas Priest, the ultimate ingredients for the Ultimate Metal Band.â
Venom never compromised. Venom played up the Satanic angle and never apologized. They cut their own path and by doing so spawned not just one genre but multiple genres. Heavy music in the 21st century is different if Venom didnât happen. The blueprint this band would follow to the legendary status of metal immortals is all right here on Welcome to Hell. Not many bands can say that about their debut album.
Featuring mentions of, Mantas, Abbadon, Judas Priest, Guillotine, Newcastle, Cronos, Alan Winston, Impulse Studios, Neat Records, Katriona Gilmour, Leeds Music Scene, Marshall amps, Geoff Barnes, Jesus Christ, Steve Thompson, Baphomet, METALLICA, Hammersmith Odeon, Rolling Stone, Norwegian Black Metal
Sauces
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/the-100-greatest-metal-albums-of-all-time
http://www.venomslegions.com/biography/venom-biog.htm
https://feralhouse.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Black-Metal_excerpt.pdfÂ
In this episode we conclude our ride along the information superhighway, quickly approaching the destination of digital demons that is artificial intelligence and examine what concerns are raised by the most fundamentally flawed among us.
With guest appearances from Leo Lyon Zagami, Leo Young, Anne Cumming, David Icke, Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Andrew Torba, Chat GPT and Kevin Roose.
Sauces
https://www.churchofsatan.com/pentagonal-revisionism/
https://thenextweb.com/news/heres-what-the-vatican-us-evangelicals-and-satanists-say-about-ai
By Tristian Greene
https://erlc.com/resource-library/statements/artificial-intelligence-an-evangelical-statement-of-principles/
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/vatican-microsoft-team-up-on-artificial-intelligence-ethics/
https://www.catholicweekly.com.au/does-a-i-give-insight-into-demonic-activity/
https://www.amazon.com.au/Confessions-Illuminati-Vol-6-66-Intelligence/dp/1796904694
https://leozagami.com/bio-english/
https://news.gab.com/2023/01/christians-must-enter-the-ai-arms-race/
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/03/mentally-ill-trny-demon-hackers-blamed-massive-data-leak-far-right-site-gab/
https://www.cgi.org/news-and-events/2022/8/1/ai-artificial-intelligence-and-the-beast-of-revelation
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/07/google-fires-engineer-who-claimed-lamda-chatbot-is-a-sentient-person/
https://futurism.com/fired-google-engineer-ai-sentience
https://www.axios.com/2021/02/20/anthony-levandowski-artificial-intelligence-church
https://www.wired.com/story/anthony-levandowski-artificial-intelligence-religion/
https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-cyborg-slaves-satan-aliens-infowars-viral-video-1721713
In this episode we stand on the precipice staring into a potential abyss of an apocalypse caused by artificial intelligence and wonder if the abyss is staring back. Thankfully some of the world's greatest minds have thought very seriously about this question. Along with the clever people, Chri$tians have also weighed in with their opinions. So that's nice.
This topic should inspire us to ponder the hard problem of consciousness. Will sentience come about as an emergent property of staggering amounts of information fed into a complex substrate of interacting nodes and conduits computing advanced algorithms shaped by brute force machine learning?
And if that sentience does somehow emerge from technology what are the moral obligations to ourselves and the thinking machines we create?
We SHOULD be considering these very serious and important existential issues but this is Satan is my Superhero. Weâre gonna spend the episode poking fun at backward hillbillies who believe a supernatural space wizard cares deeply about them and their favourite sport team.
Guest appearances from Alan Turing, Nicolaus Copernicus, Galileo Galilei, Anton LaVey, Elon Musk, Blake Lemoine, LaMDA, Chat GPT, Mike James, Kirk Cameron, Kevin Sorbo, James Cameron, Jada Pinkett Smith, Anthony Levandowski, Donald Trump and Father John Corrigan.
Sauces
https://www.churchofsatan.com/pentagonal-revisionism/
https://thenextweb.com/news/heres-what-the-vatican-us-evangelicals-and-satanists-say-about-ai
By Tristian Greene
https://erlc.com/resource-library/statements/artificial-intelligence-an-evangelical-statement-of-principles/
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/vatican-microsoft-team-up-on-artificial-intelligence-ethics/
https://www.catholicweekly.com.au/does-a-i-give-insight-into-demonic-activity/
https://www.amazon.com.au/Confessions-Illuminati-Vol-6-66-Intelligence/dp/1796904694
https://leozagami.com/bio-english/
https://news.gab.com/2023/01/christians-must-enter-the-ai-arms-race/
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/03/mentally-ill-trny-demon-hackers-blamed-massive-data-leak-far-right-site-gab/
https://www.cgi.org/news-and-events/2022/8/1/ai-artificial-intelligence-and-the-beast-of-revelation
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/07/google-fires-engineer-who-claimed-lamda-chatbot-is-a-sentient-person/
https://futurism.com/fired-google-engineer-ai-sentience
https://www.axios.com/2021/02/20/anthony-levandowski-artificial-intelligence-church
https://www.wired.com/story/anthony-levandowski-artificial-intelligence-religion/
https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-cyborg-slaves-satan-aliens-infowars-viral-video-1721713
In this episode we look for some kindness, compassion, understanding, consideration, gentleness, respect, tenderness, and sympathy for the Devil as we dive into the recording and legacy of this song by The Rolling Stones.
Featuring appearances from Mikhail Bulgakov, Pontius Pilate, Judas Iscariot, Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithful, Charles Baudelaire, Bob Dylan, Keith Richards, JFK, Robert F Kennedy, Sirhan Sirhan, Jean-Luc Godard, Meredith Hunter, Jim Lovell, Paul McCartney, The Beatles, Richard Nixon, Pol Pot, Gough Whitlam, David âSon of Samâ Berkowitz, Jim Jones, George Moscone, Harvey Milk, Ted Bundy, Margaret Thatcher, Carlos Santana, Santa Claus, Hunter S. Thompson, Bryan Ferry, Janes Addiction, Perry Farrell, Ozzy Osbourne, Motörhead, Lemmy Kilmister, Guns Nâ Roses, Anne Rice, Slash, Axl Rose and Duff McKagan.
Sauces
https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/20-things-you-didnt-know-about-sympathy-for-the-devil-766764
https://ig.ft.com/life-of-a-song/sympathy-for-the-devil.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/rolling-stones-sympathy-for-the-devil-mick-jagger-anniversary-satanism-a8668551.html
https://www.songfacts.com/facts/the-rolling-stones/sympathy-for-the-devil
In this episode we sink once again into the disgusting cesspool of corruption and abuse that is Prosperity Gospel. Our conduit into the effluent pipe straight to hell this time is the perpetually persistently pernicious perfidious perennial perpetrator and peddler of pestiferous peccadilloes on a path to perdition, Benny Hinn. Unlike all the other pieces of poo, I mean Prosperity Preacherâs weâve highlighted in the past, Benny is not your typical southern born Baptist raised narcissist with no conscience. Heâs an Israeli born Eastern Orthodox raised narcissist with no conscience.
This episode will also feature guest appearances from faith healer Kathryn Kuhlman, kidnap faking evangelical preacher Aimee Semple McPherson, James Brown, Lady Ga Ga, Donald Trump and Fidel Castro.
Sauces
https://www.bennyhinn.org/about/
https://www.nndb.com/people/605/000022539/
He Touched Me: An Autobiography by Benny Hinn
https://www.equip.org/hank_speaks_out/benny-hinns-false-prophecies/
https://www.christianitytoday.com/news/2019/september/benny-hinn-renounces-prosperity-gospel.html
Unmasked Benny Hinn: Mystic, Magician or Miracle Maker by Philip L. Powel, Neil Richardson and Sandy Simpson
The Confusing World of Benny Hinn by G. Richard Fisher and M. Kurt Goedelman
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/1987/08/29/healing-evangelist-sued/554f081e-bba9-4d6e-b26e-40a50f465e58/
Skeptic (Altadena, CA)(Vol. 14, Issue 4) Author: Ryan Shaffer
https://www.gty.org/library/blog/B170403/did-christ-become-sinful-on-our-behalf
https://www.apologeticsindex.org/9930-benny-hinn-background-calling
Blow me down Jesus: Canadaâs Benny Hinn may be the next great televangelist, by David Lees, Saturday Night (magazine)
https://www.christianpost.com/news/remember-when-benny-hinn-said-adam-could-fly-like-superman-and-christians-are-little-messiahs-cursed-his-critics-and-brought-jesus-on-stage.html
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1995/may/20/its-a-holy-comeback-for-holyfield-boxer-credits/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK556001/#:~:text=Narcissistic%20personality%20disorder%20(NPD)%20is%20a%20pattern%20of%20grandiosity%2C,model%20of%20%22Personality%20Disorders.%22
In this episode we will raise our fist in the air and shout at the devil. The year is 1983 and Mötley CrĂŒe are creating a legend around themselves as the very worst of rock n rollâs bad boys. Theyâve been thrown off a Kiss tour for bad behaviour. According to legend, theyâve upset AC/DC and Van Halen so much on tour they have to be locked in a trailer and that trailer is then elevated metres off the ground by a crane so they canât escape while the other bands play. In the middle of this maelstrom the CrĂŒe release their second album, âShout at the Devil.â And things just get wilder.
Along with Nikki Sixx, Vince Neil, Mick Marrs and Tommy Lee this episode features guest mentions of such luminaries as Hawkwind, Moby Dick, Tom Zutaut, Ronald Reagan, Geoff Workman, PMRC, Tipper Gore, The Beatles, The Brady Bunch, Pamela Anderson and Joey Tempest.
Sauces:
https://norselandsrock.com/shout-at-the-devil-motley-crue/
The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band ByÂ
 Tommy Lee, Mick Mars, Vince Neil, Nikki Sixx and Neil Strauss
https://ew.com/article/2015/12/22/motley-crue-nikki-sixx-stories-behind-songs/
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/pmrcs-filthy-15-where-are-they-now-60601/judas-priest-eat-me-alive-180934/Â
In this episode we return to a topic weâve briefly touched on in previous shows. But this time itâs personal. I know what youâre wondering. How could an Asian video game involving monsters, magic and mythology upset people with a Chri$tian world view? Well, itâs Asian, involves monsters, magic and you get where this is going.
Phil Arms, Satoshi Tajiri, Pastor Brett Peterson from the incredibly credible show Ancient Aliens, Gene Moody, Earline Moody, Franz Klintsevich, Andrei Polyakov, Eric Barger, David Benoit, David Brown and Uri Gellar all make guest star appearances.
Sauces
https://www.livedesignonline.com/houses-worship/millennial-perspective-pokemon-demonic
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pokemon-satanist-anti-christian-inverview/
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/07/feature_pokemons_dark_history_in_11_shocking_moments
https://www.worthynews.com/2816-a-critique-of-the-anti-pok-mon-hype
The Complete Deliverance Manual by Gene & Earline Moody
https://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=81345&page=1
https://unity1.store/2016/07/25/a-brief-discussion-of-a-fatwa-prohibiting-pokemon/
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2016/07/19/pokemon-goes-russian-a54635
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pokemon-go-cyber-demons-rick-wiles_n_5787ff01e4b03fc3ee501a76
Entertaining Spirits Unaware By Eric Barger & David Benoit
http://www.ericbarger.com/understanding.pokemon.go.htm
https://www.wayoflife.org/reports/the_problem_with_pokemon.html
https://www.lifewire.com/lavender-town-syndrome-1126184
https://gamerant.com/pokemon-anime-kadabra-removal-magician-lawsuit-return-2021/#:~:text=For%20a%20decade%20and%20a,used%20his%20likeness%20without%20permission
https://www.polygon.com/2020/11/30/21726492/pokemon-nintendo-lawsuit-uri-geller-kadabra-apology
In this episode we will get to the bottom and then weâll go back up to the top of the slide that is Helter Skelter by the Beatles with cameos from Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Charles Manson, Patricia Krenwinkel, Tex Watson, Vincent Bugliosi, Norwich Cathedral, Bishop Gavin Ashenden, Rochester Cathedral and Manchester Cathedral.
Sauces
https://aucklandtheology.wordpress.com/tag/helter-skelter/
https://www.christianpost.com/news/norwich-cathedral-helter-skelter-carnival-ride-big-mistake-queens-former-chaplain.html
https://virtueonline.org/convert-or-be-converted
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-49162116
https://heavy.com/news/2017/01/helter-skelter-charles-manson-beatles-lyrics-book-death-illness-prison-cult/
https://www.beatleswiki.com/wiki/index.php/Helter_SkelterÂ
In this episode we celebrate the reason for the season. That season being Easter. This holiday shouldnât just be a celebration of that time Jesus impregnated a bunny rabbit with chocolate eggs. We should also remember the belligerent bewitching beguiling bewildering bedevilling bedazzling befuddling bemuddling besmirching belittling beastly betrayer who invented the holiday in the first place, Judas Iscariot. Weâll also discuss historicity of Jesus, the dog whistles found in the New Testament Gospels, assassins, Josephus, Pontius Pilate, Peter, Locksmiths, Danteâs Divine Comedy, Cassius, Brutus, of Julio-Claudian family propaganda, Leonardo Da Vinciâs racism, The Greatest Story Ever Told, Aryan Max von Sydow, David McCallum, Charlton Heston, Pat Boone, Martin Landau, Angela Lansbury, Roddy McDowall, Donald Pleasence, Sidney Poitier, Claude Rains, Telly Savalas, Shelley Winters, John Wayne, Godspell, Jeremy Irons, Gerard Butler, Jeffery Archer and Arch Bishop Desmond Tutu. Itâs the most star studded episode yet!Â
In this episode weâre going down to the cross road, fall to our knees, beg for mercy please and sell our soul for musical greatness.
We investigate Robert Johnsonâs âCross Road Bluesâ and attempt to sort through, fact, fiction, myth and legend. Is it Bluesâ the haunting tale of a Faustian contract or the harrowing reality of an African American manâs experience in the Deep South?
We also discuss Ralph Macchioâs punchable face. And find out what links Johnson to Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse. Â
Sauces
Robert Johnson : lost and found
By Barry Lee Pearson & Bill McCulloch
Robert Johnson, Mythmaking, and Contemporary American Culture by Patricia Schroeder
https://www.vox.com/2015/3/23/8277271/27-club-real-myth
https://www.musicradar.com/news/eric-clapton-interview-blues-robert-johnsonÂ
In this episode we will stick our thumb out and hitch a ride on AC/DCâs Highway to Hell. We look at the song, the album and all that controversy.
Episode Sauces
https://www.loudersound.com/features/no-speed-limit-the-story-of-acdcs-highway-to-hell-album
https://www.guitarworld.com/features/angus-young-on-life-in-one-of-the-worlds-biggest-rock-bands-an-in-depth-interview-with-the-acdc-icon
https://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/acdcs-highway-to-hell-blazes-into-funereal-charts-20090417-a9l2.html
https://www.christianpost.com/news/perry-noble-megachurch-ac-dc-highway-to-hell-easter.html
https://www.christiantimes.com/news/band-draws-backlash-after-performing-ac-dc-song-during-worship-service-at-indiana-church.html#:~:text=Another%20church%20in%20South%20Carolina,of%20the%20song%20was%20positive.
https://ultimateclassicrock.com/acdc-richard-ramirez-night-prowler/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9147521/How-rotting-teeth-AC-DC-hat-finally-led-Los-Angeles-police-Night-Stalker-Richard-Ramirez.html
https://www.thewrap.com/night-stalker-terrifying-facts-serial-killer-richard-ramirez/
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-xpm-2013-jun-09-la-me-ln-how-the-night-stalker-got-it-name-20130609-story.html
https://www.serialkillercalendar.com/Richard%20RAMIREZ.phpÂ
Welcome to Satan is my Superhero. A show for atheists, scoffers, heathens and unbelievers. It's a sketch comedy show poking fun at ancient superstitions and conspiracy theories.
In this episode we will round off the year with a selection of sketches from 2022 selected by Tee Teaz.
In this episode we will look back through the year of our lord 2022 and see where a fiendish fictional figment of fantasy fashioned from foolish fancy and forgery by flagrant fraudsters and philandering fakers falsely baring witness thousands of years ago has touched Swedish singer songwriter Anna von Hausswolff, Scottsdale Arizona, Will Smith, Chris Rock, Denzel Washington, Vladimir Putin, Trumpâs favourite groom of the stool, Roger Stone, Daniel Damien Lucey, The Satanic Temple, Lucien Greaves, social media influencer Lisa Wilson, Hadi Matar, Salman Rushdie, Pope Francis, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Alex Jones and the living train wreck, the tragic disaster slowly unfolding before our very eyes, the subject of future of multiple Hollywood bio-pics himself, the former artist, formerly known as Kanye West.
Sauces
A âHigh Priestess of Satanic Artâ? This Organist Can Only Laugh.
Alex Marshall The New York Times
GAME PLAYER?
Zach Wilsonâs mom posts cryptic video about Satan and predators after he was accused of affair with her friend
Forrest McFarland The U.S. Sun
https://www.12news.com/article/news/local/valley/satanic-temple-satancon-holds-inaugural-convention-in-scottsdale/75-5cbdbaa4-17df-4752-8738-9ad99bb64df5
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/02/christians-argue-first-amendment-doesnt-protect-satanic-temple-try-cancel/
https://www.christianpost.com/news/christians-protest-satanic-temples-3-day-satancon-in-arizona.html
https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/entertainment/2022/march/tearful-will-smith-reveals-what-denzel-washington-told-him-about-the-devil-right-after-he-slugged-chris-rock-at-the-oscars
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/russia-tests-nuclear-capable-missile-that-vladimir-putin-says-will-make-enemies-think-twice/uks3pn9hn
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-allies-warn-demonic-territory-satanic-portal-over-biden-wh-1706705
https://www.salemnews.com/news/they-need-to-be-wiped-out-satanic-temple-arson-suspect-told-police/article_011113e6-eb47-11ec-97eb-87f6fbd3c009.html
https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pomp-and-bluster-putin-bucks-west-in-speech-before-signing-annexation-treaties/
https://www.dw.com/en/pope-francis-warns-the-devil-enters-through-online-pornography/a-63568515
https://www.newsweek.com/free-speech-satanism-opinion-1681893
https://euobserver.com/world/156188
https://indianexpress.com/article/world/top-quotes-from-russia-putin-speech-at-ukraine-annexation-ceremony-8183779/
https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/bruce-almighty-screenwriters-discuss-unmade-sequel-brucifer
https://nypost.com/2022/12/01/kanye-west-praises-hitler-while-wearing-hood-during-alex-jones-interview/
https://edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2022/04/28/marjorie-taylor-greene-catholic-church-satan-newday-vpx.cnn
In this episode we complete our journey towards cinematic eternal damnation and pick up with the release of Monty Pythonâs Life of Brian in the U.K.
The Pythons come up against the likes of Mary Whitehouse, Malcolm Muggeridge, Mervyn Stockwood and founder of Christian Voice, Stephen Green.
Sauces
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Robert Sellers
Life of Brian: The Gospel According to Monty Python by Leah Schnelbach
Eric Idleâs Twitter Account
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20190822-life-of-brian-the-most-blasphemous-film-ever
50 Years After John Lennonâs âBigger Than Jesusâ Quote, We Forget How Shocking the Rest of That Interview Was BY RUTH GRAHAM, Slate.com
How A Beatle Lives Part 3: George Harrison by Maureen Cleave, Evening Standard, The, 18 March 1966
Chabad Rabbi Who Once Called For Rabinâs Assassination Passes Away
https://failedmessiah.typepad.com
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2003/mar/28/artsfeatures1
http://menardstemarie.chez.com/mp/c3.htm
Robert E. A. Lee, Who Made âA Time for Burning,â Dies at 87, New York Times
Iron Maiden Meets Monty Python By Bryan Reesman
VANDALS PLAGUE FUNDAMENTALIST CHURCH IN 'VILLAGE' By Charles Austin, New York Times
BBC's Malcolm Muggeridge groped women uncontrollably, claims book. The Guardian
Pinkoes and Traitors: The BBC and the nation 1974-1987 by Jean Seaton
Not the nine oâclock News
Friday Night, Saturday Morning BBC2
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFEâ: THAT ONE TIME BRITISH SAILORS SANG MONTY PYTHON AS THEY WATCHED THEIR SHIP BURN By CLAIRE BARRETT, Historynet
In public he rails against immorality as the voice of Christian Britain but in private he is a wife beater, says his former partner By FRANCES HARDY, THE DAILY MAIL
In this episode we take a trip down the blasphemous heretical road to Golgotha that is, Monty Pythonâs Life of Brian. We will scour the scourge of screaming scathing scornful scandals aimed at scuttling the most scrumptiously scurrilously scatological sacrilegious scrutiny of scripture ever scribbled by scruffy scriptwriters when it scorched across screens in 1979.
Sauces
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Robert Sellers
Life of Brian: The Gospel According to Monty Python by Leah Schnelbach
Eric Idleâs Twitter Account
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20190822-life-of-brian-the-most-blasphemous-film-ever
50 Years After John Lennonâs âBigger Than Jesusâ Quote, We Forget How Shocking the Rest of That Interview Was BY RUTH GRAHAM, Slate.com
How A Beatle Lives Part 3: George Harrison by Maureen Cleave, Evening Standard, The, 18 March 1966
Chabad Rabbi Who Once Called For Rabinâs Assassination Passes Away
https://failedmessiah.typepad.com
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2003/mar/28/artsfeatures1
http://menardstemarie.chez.com/mp/c3.htm
Robert E. A. Lee, Who Made âA Time for Burning,â Dies at 87, New York Times
Iron Maiden Meets Monty Python By Bryan Reesman
VANDALS PLAGUE FUNDAMENTALIST CHURCH IN 'VILLAGE' By Charles Austin, New York Times
BBC's Malcolm Muggeridge groped women uncontrollably, claims book. The Guardian
Pinkoes and Traitors: The BBC and the nation 1974-1987 by Jean Seaton
Not the nine oâclock News
Friday Night, Saturday Morning BBC2
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFEâ: THAT ONE TIME BRITISH SAILORS SANG MONTY PYTHON AS THEY WATCHED THEIR SHIP BURN By CLAIRE BARRETT, Historynet
In public he rails against immorality as the voice of Christian Britain but in private he is a wife beater, says his former partner By FRANCES HARDY, THE DAILY MAIL
In part 2 of our Joel Osteen saga we investigate the rise and rise of Prosperity Theologyâs most successful blasphemer, purveyor of the cotton candy gospel, the shinier than shiny, smiling preacher. Where we left the last episode Joelâs father John, while lying on his deathbed asked Joel to take over the 8000 seat Lakewood Church and burgeoning television ministry.Â
We will see how the handover from John to Joel goes much like Phillip II of Macedonâs handover of his kingdom to Alexander the Great.
Tee Teaz doesnât agree with me but Iâm sticking with the comparison!Â
As if to prove my point this Oral Roberts University drop out does indeed increase the Lakewood empire. And Joel doesnât just increase the size of his fatherâs church but also his television ministry. Joel also surpasses the old man in the world of publishing, hitting the New York Times Best Seller list 7 times so far.
He rubs shoulders with celebrities like, Larry King, Mariah Carey, Tyler Perry, Jimmy Fallon and Oprah. Heâs also made inroads with political heavyweights like Barack Obama, John McLain, and Kanye.
Leveraging his obvious interest in and understanding of media, Joel has also embraced the information age with his own satellite radio show, podcast, YouTube channel, and has covered all the social mediaâs with his branding.Â
While weâve only done a couple of episodes in the ongoing Prosperity Gospel series Iâm sure you will by now know what to expect. Salacious sex scandals by shameful scheming scammers with shockingly sinful secret Swiss bank accounts.
Well we will get to more of those types of controversies in future episodes, for now we have vanilla on beige Joel Osteen.Â
In this episode we begin our journey to understand the cross between a Ken doll and a Labradoodle that is Joel Osteen by going back a generation to see where he comes from.
Beginning in 1939 with his father John Osteen.
We follow Johnâs progress through a bachelorâs degree at John Brown University and a Masterâs thesis at Northern Baptist Theological Seminary.
His success as a young Southern Baptist pastor in and around his home state of Texas. Marriage to second wife Dodie and 5 children.Â
Prepare to marvel at Johnâs ability to pray away daughter, Lisa Osteenâs alleged Cerebral Palsy and brain damage.
You will be gripped by Johnâs dramatic struggle with the Baptist church and the establishments refusal to believe we still live in a time of miracles. Theyâre just less impressive miracles thatâs all. Have your heart ripped out as a disillusioned John Osteen quits pastoring to a bunch of stiff necked red necks and becomes an insurance salesman.
But donât worry, in less than a year of having a real job John comes back to the church, but this time itâs personal.
We take off with John as he launches what will become the 16 000 seater MEGACHURCH we know today, Lakewood Church in Houston. In Johnâs new and improved Chri$tianity, healing the sick and the miracle of speaking in tongues will occur on the weekly.
While I would argue every episode I do about a Prosperity Gospel preacher is a true crime episode, this one actually has some genuine #TrueCrime.
A Texas businessman is shot 6 times in an orgy with two sex workers that goes horribly wrong. You may be surprised to learn how father of the version of charismatic Chri$tianity we suffer today, William Branham and John Osteen cross paths with trans woman Leslie Elaine Perez.
This episode has got it all. Thereâs a last minute death row reprieve. Marriage advice from a sheltered Chri$tian woman who was married for less than a year when she was 22. The devil will even give Dodie terminal cancer! Donât worry, she cures herself and will explain how you can do the same.
And just when you didnât think the life of a preacher couldnât get any more exciting we have pipe bombs and domestic terrorism.
Oh and in part one of this two part story we will actually get to some of Joelâs story and document his first foray into his fatherâ ministry.
In this episode we follow up Fun Satanic Hoaxes by looking at how Lord of Flies is used by the dark side of the force. Demonstrably dishonest diatribe, designed to deceive damage and destroy distributed by disingenuous dickheads driving division dissention and dividends as always been a thing. I donât know how long it was between the first human inventing the first god and then coming up with the first devil but Iâd bet you could count it in minutes.
We look at some of the hoaxes where Satan has been thrown into the mix to maximize harm and or profit. Like the persistent rumors' that various company CEOâs like McDonaldâs founder Ray Croc and fashion designer Liz Claiborne have appeared on Phil Donahue, The Jenny Jones Show, Sally Jesse Raphael and Oprah professing their love of the devil admitting to donating company money to Anton LeVayâs Church of Satan!
Household goods company Proctor & Gamble have been battling an urban legend that paints the company as a conduit for Beelzebub for over 50 years now! What makes this hoax interesting is not the overly stimulated pattern recognition mind and wilful ignorance of your average conspiracy theorist but WHO kept it alive.
Weâll look at ridiculous claims about non-alcoholic grape juice in the Bible by temperance fundamentalists Al and Alice Lunden and how the Prince of Darkness himself has misguided the Catholic Church in its transubstantiation rituals.
And weâll hear from corporate copywriter and Electronic Voice Phenomenon pundit Roderick Millington who claims to have Old Scratchâs voice on tape!
Weâll also mention, Jim, Dan and Steve Peters of the Zion Christian Life Center in Minnesota, problematic columnist, author, commentator and former Alice Cooper roadie, Bob Greene, Multi Level marketing company Amway and pasteurization innovator and hero of the Underground Railroad, Thomas Bramwell Welch.
In this episode we will look into some fun Satanic Hoaxes. We still live in the shadow of the satanic panic of the 1980s and under the spectre of Qanon today but those hoaxes have cost people their lives and thatâs not fun. I thought in this episode we would look at some of the less famous stories where the devil is to blame.
We will investigate the fake Satanic ritual sites discovered on the Scandinavian island of Anholt and their connection to Devil coins turning up all over Europe including Bath Abbey in the U.K.
We examine how Danish newspaper Politiken, uncovered the three men behind the mystery, Knud Langkow, JĂžrgen SĂžmod and Bent Jensen.
We deep dive into, âThe Well to Hellâ story that had Trinity Broadcasting Network fooled TWICE! And see how an annoyed Norwegian school teacher, Ă ge Rendalen performed what we would call these days, a âWhite Hat Hoaxâ on the network.
We find even Justin Bieber has been a victim of one of these Satanic hoaxes with his innocent little minor hit from a few tears back, âBabyâ being accused of being back masked by brain bending bangers beatifying Beelzebub.
We look at how a simple photoshop joke by comic book creator Cody Frederickson went viral.
And weâll find out if itâs now safe to return to the San Bernardino Mountains after campers were warned of Satanic activity in the area.
Also mentioned in this episode, Kola Superdeep Borehole, Lotte Geevan, Art Bell, Coast to Coast and The United States Forest Service.Â
In this episode we return to the blight on Chri$tianity that is Prosperity Gospel and this time look at one of the important conduits through which this hedonistic blasphemy finds its way into homes of everyday people, Paul and Jan Crouchâs Trinity Broadcasting Network or TBN for short.
The Trinity Broadcasting Network is one of the largest group owners of broadcast TV stations in the U.S and probably the biggest Chri$tian television network in the world.Â
Evangelical husband and wife preachers, Paul and Jan Crouch founded TBN in the 1970s, by the 90s the couple were so wealthy they owned, matching his and hers, multi-million dollar mansions and private jets.
The opulence of the Crouchâs would grow so out of control they even had a hundred thousand dollar air-conditioned motorhome for Janâs beloved dogs, Pinky, Baby and Jazzie.Â
In 1973, the Crouchâs along with Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker set up their own TV station in California.Â
This television station of theirs was only on air 3 days before they held their first telethon and raised $30 000.
This telethon style approach to money raising would become a signature of TBN. Always claiming they were on the verge of bankruptcy and donations were required to keep the word of the lord on the air. They would run what they called âPraise-A-Thonsâ at least twice a year for the next 40 years.
The business model for this growing television network was pretty simple. Paul and Jan would host their own show,
The rest of the hours in the day were sold to other preachers. Imagine the Shopping Network but 24 hours a day of infomercials for Chri$t.Â
Much of the criticism aimed at Crouch over the years, even by other preachers was his particularly pernicious penchant for procuring payments from the most impoverished people. He would use all kinds of manipulations on the most vulnerable of people.
He often claimed giving money to TBN would free you of debt. He read out letters from alleged donors who had given him their very last dollar to find their debts would miraculously disappear just a short time later.
Or they would suddenly and unexpectedly receive a sudden and unexpected payment that would be more than they donated AND cover all their aforementioned debts.
In this episode we play a little game called, âCrouch or Caliphâ where Tee Teaz will read out a statement and Iâll give you a couple of seconds to guess, is it a quote from Chri$tian Evangelical Preacher Paul Crouch or are they the words of former caliph of the Islamic State, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi? Itâs not as easy as it sounds.
Weâll look into Janâs puppet, Babushka, Paul Jrâs crusade against Led Zeppelinâs Stairway to Heaven, Chri$tian film The Omega Code starring Michael York, Holy Land Experience Theme Park in Orlando Florida, Kenneth Copeland, Joyce Meyer, Creflo A. Dollar, Joel Osteen, Pat Robertson and even Kirk Cameron.
We also investigate the numerous controversies and legal battles that have plagued TBN for nearly 60 years!Â
In this episode we dip back into our Dungeons and Dragons discussion and bring it to a conclusion but not before doubling down on the delusional deluge of disinformation.
If you think the dishonest disreputable deriders of Dungeons and Dragons disgraced themselves in the last episode then dig in for a downpour of disturbed deceptive ding bats.
Weâll delve into the deranged world of Fundamentalist Christian comic book creator Jack Chick. The most published comic book author in the world, whom youâve never heard of. A man into all kinds of conspiracy theories. He is most obsessed with the Catholic Church claiming they keep the name of every Protestant in the world on file with the intention of carrying out another inquisition one day. He also attacks the Mormons, Jehovahâs Witnesses, Muslims and of course it goes without saying, Freemasons.
Weâll return to Virginia, the spiritual home of Dungeons & Dragons hysteria and hear from Winston Mathews who sought the Republican nomination for attorney general in the state of Virginia. He proudly announced he was campaigning on just on 2 issues, maintaining the death penalty and abolishing Dungeons & Dragons, claiming it contained, âdevil worship, Satanism and pornography.â
Weâll investigate the links between Capital Punishment and DnD you werenât even aware of.
Like Oklahoma teenager Sean Sellers who shot a convenience store clerk, Robert Paul Bower then 6 months later shot dead his mother and stepfather, Vonda and Lee Bellofatto while they slept in their bed. Throughout the lengthy trial and appeals process Sellers had claimed to have been a practising Satanist and possessed by a demon. He claimed DnD manuals helped him convert others to Satanism.
What Moral Panic would be complete without Geraldo Rivera and weâll look at his 2 part series for Entertainment Tonight in 1987.
Pastor George Grant makes a return with co-author Peter Leithart expressing their deepest fears about imagination and their claims Jesus is a character in the game.
Homophobic radio host and author Texe Marrs who believes the world is flat, Judaism and Catholicism are Satanism, the Clintons and Newt Gingrich are Marxists and Barbie Doll is Goddess of the Sun among many other things makes an appearance.
Pastor Win Worley who claims the Star of David, Karate, tattoos and piercings are all occult spirits, paraphrases Exodus in his attack on the game.
But it is alleged former Satanist Bill Schnoebelen who steals the show with his claims of being a vampire. And when I say vampire I mean an actual vampire. Fangs, unable to walk around in the daytime and drinking blood. He really claims this. He also claims he has had sex with a fallen angel!
We discover the people most afraid of a Table Top Fantasy Role Play Game are the very people whose grip on reality is the weakest.
DnD gets wrapped up in the Satanic Panic along with other pure fantasy like Michelle Remembers and The Satan Seller by an overly superstitious market, ready and waiting to be thrilled and terrified by tales of Demons and evil cabals.
And this fear didnât all end in the 80s. In the 21st century the game has been targeted by a Spiritual Warfare Network Regional Coordinator, Diane Buker, televangelist Pat Robertson and author Gary North who predicted Y2K was going to destroy western civilization would like to see the U.S. become a Handmaidâs Tale styled theocracy. And also wants offenses like blasphemy and homosexuality to be punishable by death. And when I say death, Gary advocates the method of execution be a good old public stoning.
In this episode we will investigate the gateway drug to hell known as Dungeons & Dragons. A table top fantasy role playing game that Iâm sure you have at least heard of.
We follow the games invention by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson in 1974 to moving 750 000 copies per annum by 1984.
We look at the official magazines it spawned and the arrival of and attractive new character, Satan, introduced by Alexander von Thorn in 1979.
Former lord of the 9 Hells, this shape shifter whose most potent power is temptation was toppled from his throne by a more powerful demon called Asmodeus, according to D&D lore.
As the Satanic Panic of the 80s got underway and D&D got caught in the crossfire the devil found himself sidelined. The Newsweek article read out by Eddie Munson, played by Joseph Quinn in Stranger Things is real!
From 1986 until 2007 the mere mention of The Wicked One was forbidden in official D&D products.
We trace D&Dâs contribution to the Satanic Panic to the 1979 disappearance of 16 year old James Dallas Egbert III and the public allegations made by the private investigator hired by the family to find him, Bill Dear who describes himself as âthe real James Bondâ.
We look at how Dear capitalized on the media frenzy around the case now known as âThe Steam Tunnel Incidentâ and published a memoir entitled, âThe Dungeon Master: The Disappearance of James Dallas Egbert IIIâ
Through Dearâs love of the spotlight we talk about the exhumation of Lee Harvey Oswald in 1981, his claims O.J. Simpson is innocent and he can prove it and his involvement in the infamous, âAlien Autopsyâ video for the Fox special, âAlien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction.â
We also follow D&Dâs public scrutiny at the height of the panic through Rona Jaffeâs novel, âMazes and Monsters.â
Which was turned into a made for TV movie starring Tom Hanks just a year later.
Then we turn our attention to the most prolific anti-D&D campaigner Patricia Pulling and lobby group called, B.A.D.D. reminiscent of Tipper Goreâs PMRC campaign.
We investigate claims in Pullingâs 1989 book, âThe Devilâs Web: Who Is Stalking Your Children for Satan?â
Pulling claimed to have investigated the subject of teenage devil worship for 7 years and created educational material for schools and police departments which she distributed all across the U.S.
In her uniformly uninformed way she claimed the number one pathway to hell, even above Role Playing Games was âBlack Heavy Metal Music.â
Weâll take a close look at her 38 page pamphlet, âDungeons & Dragons: Witchcraft, Suicide, Violence.â
In which she quotes convicted murderer Mitchell Rupe and Church of Satan founder Anton Levay as if they are comparable.
Weâll pull apart her particular offense to the âGirdle of Femininity/Masculinityâ. A D&D artefact that can change the gender of any character. She also gets very upset that the Playerâs Handbook allows players to choose the gender of their character.
Then we introduce our hero of the piece author Michael Stackpole who in 1990 published âThe Pulling Reportâ
Accusing Pulling of inaccuracies in her so called data showing she was not an expert in anything. For example this so-called Satanist investigator does not even know the Necronomicon was a fictional creation of H.P. Lovecraft.
Favourite of the show, Thomas Jefferson gets a mention. Virgilâs epic poem âThe Aenid comes into it and somehow D&D finds itself wrapped up in the âNew Ageâ movement.
Finally we will see the rise and disgraceful fall of founder of the National Coalition on TV Violence, psychiatrist and lawyer Thomas Radecki.
In this episode we will be looking at the shaping of Satan in the 1st century Chri$tian writings.
There is a plethora of early Chri$tian writings on our favourite subject. For now we are sticking to canonical scripture but that is not to say the non-canonical stuff isnât relevant. It paints a picture of the mindset of the early Chri$tians.Â
In the King James Version of the New Testament the word Devil or Devils comes up 102 times. Satan gets mentioned 32 times. There are also other synonyms used to describe Lucifer. Despite all the mentions he doesnât get a lot of screen time and is mostly an off-screen character, spoken of but rarely seen like Voldemort or Sauron. I wonât be covering every mention of Lord of Flies but will look at the ones where I feel who and what he is gets established for later generations to build on and create the Satan we know and love today.
The New Testament is not JUST 4 similar stories about the same events. There are also a bunch of internal church memos and other documents bundled up and paper clipped to the back of the gospels, known as the epistles.
We look at the earliest mention of Old Scratch in the New Testament in the Epistle of James all the way to the Gospel of John.
We watch the Satan character develop from a metaphorical representation of human desire to a little gremlin coercing events to megalomaniacal entity of enormous power.Â
We will follow Saul of Tarsus from 1st century tentmaker who got his kicks beating up early Chri$tians on the weekends to self-proclaimed apostle Paul megalomaniacal entity of enormous power.
We review the attitude of the juvenile apocalyptic cult to the antichrist and the impending end of the world with the return of their Chri$t.
Thereâs fornication with step mums, a ravenous reptilian hell beast, murder, Romans, Ancient Greeks, Hentai, Pagans, Zeus, Odin, Ahura Mazda, an attack force of shock preachers, an army of serpents and scorpions, gardening tips from Jesus, the rapture, a proxy war between YHWH and the Devil, Astro Boy even gets a mention!Â
In this episode we will look at the obstacles faced by Copernicus, Galileo and others in trying to convince humanity we are not the centre of the universe.
Having brought you right up to the present with Flat Earth theory and its pundits in the previous 2 episodes, âNew Flat World Order 1 Flimflammers Charlatans and Snake Oil and New Flat World Order 2Â Liars Deniers and INCELsâ, we will now take a detour back in time. The denial of a heliocentric solar system is crucial to any flat earth theory.
As discussed in the first episode of this trilogy the spherical nature of the earth was pretty much accepted fact by most educated thinkers since the early Greeks. But even people who believed the evidence we live on a round planet found the idea of it spinning on its own axis and orbiting the sun a bridge too far.Â
This idea of the Earth orbiting the sun goes back to at least the 5th century BCE. Greek philosopher Philolaos was the first to put forward the idea that the Earth was not the centre of the universe. He even went one step further and proposed the sun and all the stars and planets we see orbited a central fire. Philolaos may have been the first to allude to the super massive black hole at the centre of the Milky Way.
Aristarchus of Samos in the 3rd century BCE and Seleucus of Seleucia in the 2nd century BCE would also famously argue for this heliocentric theory.
As discussed in the first episode many of the churchâs thinkers and writers were not flat earthers, but the idea that the sun went around the Earth would take more than a millennia and a half to knock out of them. This geocentric view of the universe would actually cause them nothing but trouble for that whole time.
The church had a vested interest in accurate astronomy dating back to at least the 4th century CE and the first ecumenical council of Nicaea.Â
The Catholic Church would become a major mover and shaker in astronomy.
Theologians Thomas Aquinas, Giovanni Tolosani, John Calvin, Martin Luther, Francesco Ingoli, Tommaso Caccini, writer Alexander Ross and demonologist Jean Bodin couldnât imagine an Earth not at the centre of the universe.
It was up to Nicolaus Copernicus, Galileo Galilee and other enlightenment thinkers to finally convince the church it was clutching a dogma brick in an ocean of scientific observation.
Eerily reminiscent of the recent Hollywood film Donât Look Up, Galileo even had trouble convincing the powers that be to simply look through his telescope and see for themselves!
So troubled by Galileoâs revelations Pope Urban VIII had him arrested and refused him a burial befitting his stature when he died.
A pre Paradise Lost, John Milton even gets involved in our story.Â
Ironically it was at The Basilica of San Petronio in Bologna that the theories of Copernicus, Galileo and Johannes Kepler were finally proven true by Catholic astronomer Giovanni Cassini late in the 17th century.Â
Eventually the ban on Galileo and Copernicusâs books was lifted by the Vatican, another century after that all opposition to Heliocentric Theory had disappeared from the church.
Despite the fact that modern flerfers have not caught up, the Catholic church at least has completely dropped any claim to a geocentric universe and in 1992 Pope John Paul II formally acquitted Galileo of heresy.
In this episode we also ask the question, âwhere else is dogma and doctrine holding science back todayâ?Â
Will CRSPR CAS9 and Artificial Intelligence be delayed by superstitious mumbo jumbo written on goatskins by a bunch nomads thousands of years ago?Â
In this episode we pick up where we left off in the last episode, âNew Flat World Order 1 Flimflammers Charlatans and Snake Oilâ with Flat Earth Theoryâs introduction to the interwebs in the naughties through Daniel Shenton.
Unlike 19th century pseudoscience quack Samuel Rowbotham, actual research and experimentation or at least the illusion of it seem to be of no interest to Shenton and his followers.Â
We will also deep dive into the most egregious and objectionable of the current flat earth peddlers, YouTube Yoga instructor Eric Dubay, head of the International Flat Earth Research Society and his, â200 Proofs Earth is Not a Spinning Ball.â
I will focus on his blatant dishonesty and the attitude he has towards his reader. You wonât be surprised by his complete and utter lack of even the most basic scientific knowledge. You will be surprised by just how much he thinks he can hide that ignorance from his intellectually limited audience.
From making ridiculous claims like he can see right through the âtransparentâ moon to fraudulently misrepresenting scientific papers he didnât understand. With a straight face and no shame he proudly announces he does not know the difference between a rocket and a jet or how they work and yet heâs the one to expose the Flat Earth truth!
But Dubay is not the only science denying history whitewashing reprobate we investigate. Thereâs also Tila Tequila. Remember her? No, didnât think so.
Or what about Noel Hadley who believes Lucille Ball was a witch whoâs ancestry can be traced back to the Salem Witch Trials? Â
He also believes the atomic bomb is a hoax. The great American pastime of Baseball is actually a Freemason ritual. The 1893 Chicago World Fair was a hoax to re-write the true history of Chicago actually being a city that was established hundreds of years before European settlement. Aids, malaria, polio and Covid 19 are all hoaxes. The Manson family, Nancy Kerrigan and Lorena Bobbitt cases were all hoaxes. Being a Flerfer is just the tip of the iceberg that sunk the Titanic with this guy, which he also believes is a hoax.
When you hear about these outrageous pundits of Flat Earth Theory youâll think youâre being Punkâd. Speaking of which weâll also talk about former cast member of that MTV show, Owen Benjamin.
We learn about the dubious relationship daredevil Mad Mike Hughes had with the community and what the young Earth creationists over at Answers in Genesis think of the whole thing.
And of course we canât forget star of the Netflix Documentary, Behind the Curve, Mark Sargent in this Dunning Kruger effect on steroids filled episode.Â
In this episode we deep dive into the mother of all conspiracy theories, the Flat Earth where science denial alone is nowhere near enough cognitive dissidence to keep the belief alive.
This is a deep state cover up that predates the very actors that are covering it up. It goes back at the very least 2500 years and has been perpetuated and hidden from the world by quite literally billions of people.Â
It is very easy to understand how pre-seafaring civilisations believed the Earth was flat. You could be forgiven for assuming that flat earth theory is ancient and it is round earth theory that is new but you would be wrong. The flat earth movement is only a couple of hundred years old.
From early antiquity onwards as sailors moved away from hugging the coastline to open sea the horrible truth of a spherical Earth became hard to deny as previously unseen land masses would begin rising out of the horizon upon approach.Â
We will delve into the history of not only Flat Earth Theory but the great thinkers who first figured out our planet is an oblate spheroid flattened at the poles like, Pythagoras, Parmenides, Plato, Aristotle, Archimedes, Eratosthenes, Posidonius, Cicero, Pliny the Elder, Claudius Ptolemy, Strabo, Seneca, Bishop Isidore of Seville and The Venerable Bede.
Weâll also look at the first written accounts of OG Flat Earthers like Lactantius and Cosmas the Monk to Illustrious modern day philosophers like former cricketer Andrew âFreddieâ Flintoff.Â
But of course it really becomes a movement of outright science denial with the arrival of Patent Medicine seller and self-proclaimed curer of old age, Samuel Rowbotham in the 19th century with his dubious experiments on the Bedford canal in Cambridgeshire, England.
Rowbotham would light the way for followers like John Hampden, William Carpenter, David Wardlaw Scott and precursor to the modern televangelists Wilbur Voliva.
Then just as the idea was dying out, Dover sign writer Samuel Shenton creates the International Flat Earth Research Society. Taking a step away from scripture and into full blown conspiracy theory.
The tinfoil hat wearing likes of Charles Johnson and Daniel Shenton will then bring this ludicrous movement into the 21st century. Primed and ready for some truly despicable swindlers to infiltrate this seemingly harmless pastime for dummies and turn this ironically circular thinking into one of the most pernicious conspiracy theories going.Â
In this episode we will investigate the worst stain on the legacy of Jesus Chri$t, Prosperity Gospel. Be prepared to be amazed by the lengths at which these con artists will go to crowbar outrageous greed into Chri$tian doctrine and plumb the depths of human exploitation.
In a nutshell itâs the idea that âtheir godâ rewards them with wealth and health right here on Earth in this lifetime. Not so bad you say. Well the implication and sometimes outright accusation is that if you are sick or poor itâs because you are a loathsome sinner.
These false prophets promote the idea that you should see and feel the presence of the Holy Spirit. You should expect to see miracles like, prophecies, faith healings and idiots speaking in tongues. This is faith for people who need some kind of tangible albeit dubious evidence to support their belief.
Welcome to Prosperity Gospel where Jesus Chri$t of Nazareth is your own personal Vegas slot machine.
Letâs begin a journey together where these preachers arenât just driving an exotic sports car on the highway to Hell, theyâre piloting a convoy of private jets filled with their entire congregation.
In this episode we are interviewing a FORMER anti-vaxer and hope to shed some light on the other side of the story. For many of us it is hard to comprehend in this statistics driven world that some of our fellow citizens can remain so willfully ignorant in the face of overwhelming data.
Essential Oils, Crystals, Detoxing, Genetically Modified Organisms, Organic Food, Acupuncture, Aromatherapy, Chiropractic, Feng Shui, Iridology, Homeopathy, Magnets, Naturopaths, Reiki, Reflexology, Traditional Chinese Medicine, Tarot Cards, Palm Reading and drinking your own urine are just some of the Science Denial we discuss in this episode.
What are the consequences in adulthood of having been vulnerable and exposed to Vaccine Preventable Diseases as a child?
What role does politics play in the decision to not immunize?
How can the rest of us reach these free riding pariahs, coasting along on the privilege of herd immunity?
And WTF is a Homeopathic Prophylactic?
Find out in this inspiring journey out of the ego driven Dunning-Kruger bubble and into the enlightenment?
This episode is a follow up the last episode âA Pox to Youâ where we compared and contrasted the anti-vax movement of today with the hysterical response to Small Pox inoculations in a world filled with witches and demons 300 hundred years ago.
If you havenât listened to the âA Pox to Youâ episode yet, I highly recommend you go back after this one and have a listen. It has a lot of information relevant to this discussion and is an honest representation of the format this podcast usually follows. Which while being fact based is predominantly viewed through the lens of irreverent comedy.
In this episode we compare and contrast the Smallpox outbreaks from the past with the present situation. You may believe the challenges we face today are new. They are not. Science denial is as old as science itself. The players change but the script remains the same.
Politicians and pundits put the economy ahead of public health back then as now!
Conspiracy theorists were just as vocal and effective in the pre social media age as they are now.
Con-artists selling alternative cures used all the same tricks they do today.
Somehow we eradicated Smallpox, will we ever be able to do that again?
Who doesnât believe in germs in this day and age? Youâll be surprised.
Americaâs founding fathers, the alt right, Chri$tian fundamentalism, bestiality, the Salem Witch trials and of course our favourite superhero, Satan all weave their way into this DĂ©jĂ vu tale.Â
In this episode Teeteaz takes control of the podcast for a look back at some of the best sketches from 2021.
In this episode I will investigate homophobic demonization in the modern era. From father of the Christian Right in the U.S. Baptist Minister Robert to televangelists like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson screaming blue murder against LGBT rights.Â
We also find out what Second Runner Up in the Miss America Pageant and anti LGBT rights campaigner Anita Bryant revealed to Playboy Magazine about her own sex life.
We explore conspiracy theories about âThe Gay Agendaâ, the holocaust and the âLavender Scareâ.
Reality TV star Phil Robertson shows his age and of course Westboro Baptist Church get a mention.Â
In this episode I will try and decipher the attitude towards the LGBT community throughout history.Â
In this special bonus mini episode I will show you the 13 most common signs you or a loved one may be possessed by the devil!Â
In this episode I will investigate what the bible really has to say about sexual orientation and gender identity.Â
In this episode I will be investigating the many, many conspiracy theories surrounding the Large Hadron Collider @CERN.Â
In this episode I will be discussing the demonic science fiction novel Complete Darkness featuring our favourite super hero with its author Matt Adcock.
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In this episode I find out if world famous author Stephen King is really a child sacrificing blood drinking devil worshipper or not.Â
In this episode I investigate alleged links between Freemasons, Satanism and worldwide political upheaval. And you always thought they were just a bunch of boring old men playing dress up, performing archaic rituals while getting drunk.Â
In this episode I investigate the devilâs contribution to the world of video games where he really is a superhero.Â
In this episode I investigate the alleged links between the devil and good old wholesome family values Disney. Surprisingly, despite Disneyâs liberal use of demons and satanic imagery it is the companyâs attitude to the LGBTQ+ community that has raised the most ire.Â
In this episode I investigate some ancient deities and demons that have arguably had an influence on the modern idea of the Judeo-Christian devil.Â
In this episode I investigate John Miltonâs classic 1667 poem about the fall from Grace, Paradise Lost.Â
In this episode I investigate the use of satanic imagery in the New Wave of British Heavy Metal.Â
In this episode I investigate more than just the movie. Where did the strange ritual of exorcism come from and who still practices it today?Â
In this episode I look for our favorite super hero in Science Fiction. You might be surprised to find out just how often the devil appears in the science fiction genre. Philip K Dick actually believed he is a very real entity with actual influence in the world. Even Dr Who and Star Trek have got in bed with Old Scratch for the sake of a plot line. Find out what Chri$tians find more offensive in the Star Wars series than Jar Jar Binks. Is Agent Smith, âthe waster to destroyâ from the book of Isaiah? Are Baron Vladimir Harkonnen and his nephew Feyd-Rautha in Frank Herbertâs Dune, analogous to Satan and his antichrist? And which superhero spends his early years hiding his powers, then goes to his Fortress of Solitude before beginning his crime fighting life around the age of 30, just like Jesus?Â
In this episode I investigate alleged links between Satan and various U.S. presidents.
From George Washington not being a Christian to Trump being the 'chosen one' we explore the many satanic conspiracy theories surrounding the White House. I look into such fun facts as, the day Ronald Reagan was elected president, Marylandâs winning Pick 3 lottery number was 666. Thomas Jefferson produced his own scrapbook version of the bible, omitting any references to Christ having supernatural powers. Andrew Johnson crossed paths with a 'real life' vampire. John Adams had a dog called Satan. JFK is predicted by prophecy to return as a zombie antichrist and bring forth Armageddon. Charles Julius Guiteau belonged to a sex cult but still couldnât get laid. And much more.Â