Damn, That's Scary: Recent Episodes
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
Tighten your turkey holes and prepare for some stuffing, it’s Thanksgiving at DTS! We’re shooting blanks and giving thanks for everything on our glorious flat earth in this “very special” episode of your favorite colonial crap-cast. Prepare yourself for a hearty helping of news, trailers, and giblets including Beetlejuice 2, a prequel to The Omen, and a very bad CGI Gator! Gorge your gullets on a timely and topical exploration of Eli Roth’s salacious slasher THANKSGIVING! Our final course is a preview of the Shudder exclusive WHEN EVIL LURKS, a film so españa we had to do a google search to figure out how to type it into this paragraph. Feliz día de acción de gracias, horror sluts!
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Cold-Blue-Spread-Eagle-Husks, your favorite para-professional podcasters are back once again! Having recently celebrated the spooky season in the most magnificent of fashions, we’re ready to share our experiences (and infections) with you, the last of our loyal listeners. Consider yourselves the chosen few who will accompany us on our inevitable psychosexual space journey through the stars (and eventually become our only source of sustenance) as we drift aimlessly toward destiny in an effort to commune with the higher power we’ve been chasing ever since our families forced us to attend all those boring AA meetings. Also, we'll be talking about McKamey Manor, the Five Nights at Freddy's debacle, and new nocturnal releases from our hero Fede Alvarez.Get ready for our signature blend of news, trailers, and …you know how this works just listen to the episode.
The ramblin’ boys of DTS reminisce about love, loss, and positions past as we bid a fairly fond farewell to what turned out to be an overall pretty mid summer. After an entirely gratuitous and unnecessary season-long sabbatical, we’re back in the habit (like a nun on the run) and ready to distract you from your monotonous yet potentially hazardous day jobs with our signature blend of whore-flavored horror humor! Remember: if you lose a finger because your favorite podcast hosts distracted you with dick jokes, your employer owes you compensation. Consider retaining one of us for legal representation, just don’t expect us to ever be in the same room again because we’re fighting. One of us is completely mid and the other has a sexual disease, so choose wisely. (You can find the phone number in your nearest bathroom stall)This episode we review “TALK TO ME”, a ghost movie so scary they had to make it in the outback. Welcome to Season 5!
The incorrigible inebriates at DTS are confused to announce that we are now filming in front of a live studio audience! If you prefer your comedy situational, then we sure have something for you to sit through. Don’t worry, just turn your mind off and laugh when the person next to you does. Did you say you’re alone in a dark room with a drugpipe in one hand and a 64oz Mellow Yellow in the other? Then let us be your tour guides on this journey to prosperity. Remember kid, only shooting stars break the mold.
Oh, and this episode’s feature review is the 1989 Scott Spiegel supermarket smashterpiece “INTRUDER”! It’s got Bruce Campbell and some Raimi’s involved, so you know this isn’t your grandma’s weekly trip to the local Food Lion. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and tape up your orifices just to be safe, because the INTRUDER is coming, and he’s hungry for fresh produce. That’s not a metaphor.
After a mind-altering encounter with a somewhat sinister fish, the courageous pioneers at DTS have returned from a mysterious mountain getaway with a crazed look in their eye and a Lovecraftian tale of terror to tell!Tune in as we ramble and rave through news and trailers, and struggle to maintain our tenuous grip on sanity with reviews of two of the biggest releases of the season. First, we expore the nature of narcissistic night stalking (and the ravenous rantings of Nic “National Treasure” Cage) as we discuss Chris Mckay’s RENFIELD. Then its time for an unprecedented trip to the terror tower as deadites diversify their domiciles in our multi-level elevator accessed superstructure review of Lee Cronin’s EVIL DEAD: RISE. Will we succomb to the Walachian whims of a vituperative vampire? Will we somehow come to our senses and kick our undead adversaries out a fifth story window? This episode probably neglects to offer any real answers, but one thing is for sure…WE SAW THE FISH, AND IT DROVE US MAAAAAAD!!
Your two favorite horror hosts courageously fight on through all manner of sickness and drug-fuelled dementia for the stunning conclusion of FELDMARCH! We’re drinking tea and filling our cavities with as many pills as we can handle (with the help of our favorite martial arts master), to bring you all the Corey Content you can cram into your crannies. If you love extreme sports as much as you love sucking on Corey, you’ll really want to dig your little fangs into our feature review of 2008’s “LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE”… it truly is the tribal tattoo of vampire movie sequels. The FELD must MARCH on!
DTS is back after our most controversial (and successful!) last episode, and we’re ready to celebrate FELDMARCH! That’s right, it’s an entire month (give or take a few weeks) entirely devoted to the fabulous frog brother, the glorious goonie, the manic-moonwalker, the Jason-killer, and supposedly one of the fucking ninja turtles… our personal favorite Corey… it’s FELDMAN!But first we’re bringing you all the news, trailers, teasers, and tidbits you can handle! That’s why people listen to us right? RIGHT?!Our Feature Feldview is the 1989 Feldsterpiece “THE ‘BURBS”, starring Tom “Not-Corey” Hanks and Corey “Not-Haim” Feldman. If you thought the last episode was incredible (it was), get ready for a full on Feld-manic meltdown of suburban proportions!
DTS is back and better than ever, baby! After a brief hiatus, your favorite horror podcast is poised to make it’s triumphant return. Get ready for a new era of terror, trivia, and titillation, because we have finally achieved our true ultimate form. And by that we mean that Greg is gone, and Micah has found a new alcoholic miscreant to help him drag his soggy ass through news, trailers, and…whatever. Get ready to hear a lot about 2022’s “TRASH JUICE”, including an interview with director/shiteater Doug Waugh (from Slashers podcast and B-Movie TV).(Note: In response to recent concerns about our signature brand of offensive humor, this episode has been edited from it’s original form. It took almost 100 episodes but we finally received threats. Luckily, Episode 98 v1.6.9 is now even better than before. Nothing can keep DTS down, not even terrorism!)
DTS is back and better than ever, baby!After a brief hiatus, your favorite horror podcast is poised to make it’s triumphant return. Get ready for a new era of terror, trivia, and titillation, because we have finally achieved our true ultimate form. And by that we mean that Greg is gone, and Micah has found a new alcoholic miscreant to help him drag his soggy ass through news, trailers, and…whatever. Get ready to hear a lot about 2022’s “TRASH JUICE”, including an interview with director/shiteater Doug Waugh (from Slashers podcast and B-Movie TV).
For those of you out there who enjoy standing in line for intercourse, your wait is over… [Part II] is here!If you made it through our review of “FEAST” (and are somehow still hungry for more), its time to strap on your lucha mask, pile yourself into a hastily assembled catapult, and launch yourself into a world of pure unbridled entertainment for 2008’s “FEAST II: SLOPPY SECONDS”! If you’re tired of wasting time at your boring old grandma’s house, celebrate the holidays with the Gulagers this year…the food isn’t as good, but you’re guaranteed to come home sticky!
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Grinch(tm) murdered everyone in Whoville? Or what would happen if someone fed a boatload of Cocaine to a Bear? Ever pontificate on the questionable acting choices of Mickey “Mr. Yunioshi” Rooney? This episode will answer all the important questions in life (and some of the really stupid ones), so tune in and check out our newest trailers, previews, updates, and indecent proposals. And if you think that sounds inappropriate, wait until you hear our feature review of a super sloppy sequel in [Part II]!
According to the homeless individuals we polled on the street outside the BICBP studio, the new format is a raging success (and we’re a ton of fun to drink with)! So for those of you who get crippling headaches when things don’t come to completion, your frustration is over… [Part II] is here!
Our feature review this week is the 2005 carnivorous classic “FEAST”! If you love gratuitous gore, frantic fornication, controversial comedy, and/or are personal friends with everyone in the Gulager family…throw on your favorite Oasis album and treat yourself to this epic tale of wonder and woe! Or don’t, but you’ll miss out on the apology corner and a bunch of Wonderwall jokes…
Here at DTS we’re nothing if not innovators (and alcoholics), so this week we’re bringing you a new format! [Part I] is all the recent horror news, previews, trailers, teasers and tossers you expect from our concupiscent cohosts! We also lament the passing of (yet another) of our fallen celebrity heroes, and celebrate the fruit-filled seasonal harvest that we’ve all been missing for so many years. Stay tuned for [Part 2] for a feature review that’s sure to have you giving thanks…for our accurate and insightful commentary! It’s like “GRINDHOUSE” but both parts star Kurt Russell and you won’t have to pee in a cup during the intermission (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!
We’re back and we’re blastin’ bears straight up your bruin chute with the epic conclusion of OCTOBEAR! New updates on the Stranger Things” Season 5 opener, Danny Boyle’s super sequel “28 Months Later”, Dobberman does “Salem’s Lot”, Ghostface Takes Manhattan, Brian Fuller’s “Friday the 13th” Prequel, Bronenberg’s “Infinity Pool”, and much much more! Then we’re joined by guest host RoboRemar(tm) for our feature review of Hank Braxton’s 2015 bear-bortion “UNNATURAL (aka MANEATER)”! If you ever wondered what would happen if Ajax teamed up with Audrey Horne to fight a genetically enhanced polar bear, then this film will make all of your unnecessarily specific dreams come true!
We’re deep into spooky season and we’re so jacked up on reboots we can BEAR-ly contain ourselves! That’s right, OCTOBEAR rages on as we give you poignant, insightful reviews of HELLRAISER (2022), HALLOWEEN ENDS, and our usual slew of teasers, trailers, and titillations! Then we take to the woods to explore the epic tale of a burly lumberjack and his lifelong killer vendetta against any and all unwary ursids—it’s 1983-2021’s “GRIZZLY II: THE REVENGE”! After almost 40 years of post production it has to be good, right?…RIGHT?! HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BEAR BUSTERS!
It’s time to say “sayonara, Samhain” and “hasta la vista, Halloween”, because here at DTS we’re celebrating the menacing month of OCTOBEAR! It’s exactly what it sounds like…we’re doing bear movies now. BUT FIRST, we talk trailers, speculate on “SPAWN”, and drill into the Dahmer series (starring Evan “Eat It” Peters)! More importantly, we give you the only correct opinion on Robb Zombie’s “The Munsters” (hint: its the best). Our feature review is 1979’s eco-conscious ursine bear-venture “THE PROPHECY”! No, not the one with Chris Walken, but there is a chainsaw fight and a big mushy ManBearPig! IT’S UNBEARLIEVABLE!
FULL FOON FUMMER FFFFT comes to an end, and the virile vulgarians at DTS are experimenting with A.I. technology! Things get a little dicey, judgment day is narrowly avoided, and we bring you all the news and previews you expect from the consummate professionals that we are. Our craptastic creature-feature this week is 1987’s “CREEPOZOIDS!” starring Linnea Quigley (and friends)! Don’t let the title fool you, it’s actually high-concept science fiction because we’re intellectuals with degrees and…ok it sucks.
Someone put a silver bullet between our eyes, because we’re officially sick and tired of all these freakin’ werewolves! Our FUZZY FUMMER FANTASY is almost over, and soon we’ll be rid of these full-moon fleabags! But first, we bring you some upcoming previews, including District 10 (and a very special, slippery guest), the 4K UHD release of one of our favorite films, and a brief but undeniably reverent eulogy for Clu “Burt Burt” Gulager. Our feature review is arguably the worst thing to ever emerge from a secret lab in nazi Germany, its Andrew Jones’ 2017 historic-horror-holo…graph…“WEREWOLVES OF THE THIRD REICH”! It was so unpleasant to watch, you’d think it was directed by Arnolf Hilter himself!!
The 2022 FULL MOON FUNFETTI FESTIVAL forges on! So grab your grease paint and cream up your pies, because DTS is going ICP! We’ve graduated from clown college with flying colors, and we’re traveling the world with the sketchiest carnival this side of the methadone clinic! But first, we discuss the release of “The Lair” by Neil Marshall, an upcoming R-Rated “Scooby Doo” starring Freddie “Fred” Prinze Jr., and an as-yet-unnamed erotic thriller involving Barbara Crampton and Jeffy Combs! Our funhouse feature is the 2010 clowntastic classic “KILLJOY 3: KILLJOY’S REVENGE”! So if you like Stephen King’s '“IT”, but you’re too much of a juggalo to be concerned with things like “acting” or “plot”, join us on our journey to the carnival of carnage! WHOOP WHOOOOOOOP!!
What’s better than a film about a needlessly violent kindergarten cop brawling his way through a halfway house full of hot-to-trot teenage were-women? LITERALLY ANYTHING. This week, your two favorite alcoholics hit the road to Amityville, but instead of horror we find only shame and regret (again). But first, we lament the fantastic failure that is Resident Evil (the show, not the games), anticipate the newest upcoming brain-twister by monumental mindfreak M. Night Shyamalan (starring Dave “Not Groot” Bautista), and celebrate the undisputed perfection of Rob Zombie’s take on “The Munsters”! Our feature review is the worst thing to happen in 2021, Thomas J. Churchill’s embarrassing attempt at entertainment “THE AMITYVILLE MOON”. It’s a…well, it’s a movie. But don’t worry, the DTS FULL MOON FUMMER FEST fails upward, onward, and always!
After a week long lasagna bender celebrating the current YEAR(?) OF THE FULL MOON, your favorite semolina slayers find themselves imprisoned in the dank, dark depths of a kinky Italian castle! We discuss upcoming releases from Isaac “Espanol” Ezban and “Money” Mike Flanagan, then speculate on the subtext of Stranger Things, and feign enthusiasm for the sure-to-be-sh*t-show that is Halloween Ends! Our feature review is Stuart Gordon’s cautionary tale of drunk driving and hastily-inherited foreign real estate…1995’s “CASTLE FREAK”! We’re spaghetti soldiers on a meatball mission, and not even a cat-hungry, sack-dragging, albino CHUD can hold us back!
Mister Charles Bandichev, tear down this wall! This week we’re studying abroad, and our scholastic sights are set on the suspiciously (formerly) soviet streets of Prejnar, Romania! But first, we’re talking anthologies with American Horror Stories, an unearthed special edition of Event Horizon, and some movie trailers that tap into our deepest, sweatiest fears! Our full moon feature is the 1991 Transylvanian tragedy “SUBSPECIES”, starring the sauce boss of sucking, Ragu “Marinara” Vladislav! FULL MOON JULYCANTHROPY includes vampires too, because we make the rules, and if you disagree we’ll bite your neck! BLEHHHH!!
Our FULL MOON SUMMER FIESTA howls onward, this time with some much needed elegance and class! We’re nothing without our listeners, so when we were called out on our piggliness, we gave the show a full overhaul of opulence! (Just kidding, this episode we make weiner jokes for 50 minutes then pass out drunk in each others’ arms) But first, we take advantage of our rare moments of clarity to discuss the upcoming H.MF.R. Giger video game “Scorn”, Phil Tippet’s decades-in-the-making animated opus “Mad God”, and a very special alleged cryptid photo from the down-underverse! Then we lick our lycan lips over Lowell Dean and his 2014 police procedural drama “WOLF COP”! Burglars beware, no criminal scum is safe from Lou Garou… HERE COMES THE FUZZ!!
Hide the silver and lock yourselves indoors because FULL MOON JUNE is a thing we’re doing now! So chain yourself to a radiator and check out our spoiler-free review of Cronenberg’s “Crimes of the Future”, come get some Duke Nukem movie news, and learn why Neve “Not In Part 6” Campbell may or may not be in Scream 6! (Also some seriously spooky streaming series announcements!) Try not to transform until after our feature review of Philippe Mora’s 1987 ozploitation pouchfest “THE HOWLING III: MARSUPIALS”! Get comfortable because the wolf moon has arrived, and these woods aren’t safe at night!
We’re piling ourselves into our sarcophagi and sealing ourselves into a sandstone tomb full of cobras, because the time has finally come to wrap up the mumtastic mumsploitation mumth of MUMMAY! But before we begin our eternal slumber we’re bringing you Stranger Things news, a Pennywise BTS documentary, and a quick update on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre interactive video game! But fear not, antics await with the globetrotting Fraser Family (tm) as we review the 2008 mandarin misadventure THE MUMMY III: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR! So if you’re a tomb robber, pyramid pilferer, grave grabber or crypt criminal…please come resurrect us with some kind of scroll or magic jewel, we have a show to do and we didn’t really think this thing through…
Stuff your lunchables in a sack and get your buns on the bus, MUMMAY is taking you on a field trip to the museum! We barf our way through a brief review of “Salo”, enter the Predator-verse with “Prey” news, and cleanse our filthy palettes with the “Resurrection” of Rebecca Hall and Tim “Bellboy” Roth. Then we’re camping out overnight in the Egyptian wing for the 1932 KARLOFF KLASSIC, “THE MUMMY”! Get ready for husk-hypnosis and mummy-magic, because this is one public exhibition that won’t get you arrested!
The mysterious mumth of MUMMAY mumtinues, and we’re trippin sandy balls on pyramid gas! We hallucinate some SCREAM sequel updates, regurgitate a big wet pile of RESIDENT EVIL, and make a high-stakes bet regarding the early career of Keanu “Theodore” Reeves! When we finally regain consciousness, we delve deep into the tomb of the Safariman with 1981’s “DAWN OF THE MUMMY”! We talk the mummy talk, we dance the mummy dance, but if we catch you walking like a Mesopotamian we’ll remove your brains through your nasal passage! IT’S MUMMAY!!
Pack your organs in a jar and bundle your booties in bandages, because the time has come to mummense our new mumthly movie mumstravaganza…its MUM-MAY! (get it?) Strap in, we’re taking a trip to Egypt (and possibly outer space), to raid some tombs, resurrect the husks of ancient royalty, and nationalize some serious treasures! We tease a Sam ”Darkman” Raimi x Stephen “Cocaine” King adaptation, revive Wan-O-Mania with the upcoming sequel to “The Nun”, and discuss the intimate personal affairs of the Smith family for “I Am Legend 2: The Entanglement Continues”! We’re unwrapping MUMMAY with a terrifying tetrahedron full of fetid feral found footage felines as we review the 2014 mummsterpiece “THE PYRAMID”!
Judgment Day is finally here as we conclude our (approximately) month-long MARCH of the PENGUINS! But before we get raptured we honor the illustrious careers of Ace “Drugs” Frehley and James “Lo Pan” Hong! Then check out some sacriliciously scary trailers, speculate on the future of Glen “Danzig” Danzig’s directorial adventures, and make a few shady backdoor deals with the devil! Our final revelatory review (for now) is the 1978 satanic sequel DAMIEN: THE OMEN II! The 13-year-old prince of darkness is on his way to Chicago, and hell’s coming with him! Ya hear me Bugenhagen?! HELL’S COMING WITH HIM!!
Gilbert has died (sorry, that’s on us), so this week we celebrate his legacy of vulgarity as he clumsily descends into hell like a squinty, spastic Mr. Magoo. We also check out the trailer for the latest film by David “The Body” Cronenberg, Spirit Halloween Store attempts to make a movie (good effort, guys), and Micah finds himself a bold new hat! Then we bring you the biggest crossover since John Edward bought a dress, as we team up with the SLASHERS podcast to review the 1971 Tromabortion “PREACHERMAN”! (Check out their episode this week for our tag team review of “TROMEO and JULIET”) MARCH of the PENGUINS meets TROMARCH for the ultimate trip to the dirty, sinful south!
The PENGUINS MARCH ON, as our hellbound heroes are ensconced in an eternal orgy of the damned (that’s not nearly as bad as it sounds)! We explore the dark side of bloodsucker Willem Dafoe with the Robert “Over-Easy” Eggers remake of “Nosferatu”, take a trip to the Derry farm with the recently announced “IT” prequel, and commiserate with poor, poor Eddie Furlong as we discuss the impending disaster remake of The Crow! Then we take a trip to the sexatorium for our feature review of Bruno Mattei’s 1981 giallo sinfest THE OTHER HELL!
The MARCH of the PENGUINS cannot be stopped by mortal man! After taking a week off to pursue hedonistic earthly delights, the boys are saturated in sin and ready for communion (the bad kind)! We learn not to trust old people with our review of Ti West’s “X”, get posessed by rock n’ roll with the Foo Fighters in “Studio 666”, then tease both a Dougless Hellraiser reboot and a capeless Cage as Dracula! Our feature review is the 2000 Mike “Masterpiece” Mendez goth-adult gorefest “THE CONVENT”! Say Hi to Satan for us, because you’re headed straight to hell!
MARCH of the PENGUINS continues, and our heretical hosts have some serious sins to funfess! (we are so sorry for that) But first we analyze the intricacies of Robb Zombbie's vocals, pirate a few episodes of Taika "Wai" Titi's new series, and celebrate the return of Joe Bob Briggs! And if you love some sisters a-scissorin' (and we know you do!) our feature review is 2004's THE HALFWAY HOUSE! You'll be halfway to hell before you even realize where your hands are! (hint: your pants)
Confess your sins and say your prayers, because its time to begin our month-long MARCH...OF THE PENGUINS! Its nothing but priests, nuns, (and innocent misunderstandings in the church basement), as we explore the the deepest, darkest cloisters of the convent! But first, we go greek with the upcoming "God of War" tv series, give historical context to the Predator franchise, and celebrate the return of Hammer Horror! Our feature review is the Felissa Rose clergy classic "A NUN'S CURSE", its so bad you'll think you died and woke up in hell!
Our journey through SPAAACE comes to its thrilling conclusion, and our handsome heroes return to Earfth just in time for (yet another) alien invasion! We discuss Amityville-on-an-asteroid, Jared Leto sucking (blood this time), and our hero Fede "All Day" Alvarez makes xenomorphs sexy again! Our grand finale is 1996's MARS ATTACKS, starring EVERYONE in Tim Burton's rolodex and a bunch of space-perverts! ACK! ACK!
We've crash-landed face first into the heartland of America, just in time to weigh in on the greatest debate of modern times: was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) any good? Is modern horror just a shambling corpse of its glorious past? Will Fede Alvarez destroy us ALL?! But stay tuned as we gas up the old red rocket and wormhole our way into the distant future with the 2097 masterpiece LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPAAAACE! There's goblin gold in the final frontier!
"Our rockets are revved and our boosters are bulging, because this week we're back in the endless void of SPAAACE! We lament the lives of child stars (Stranger Things), fondly recall the comedy career of OJ Simpson (Murderer), and tease new releases by GVerbinski (Bioshock) and JPeele (Nope)! We're flying blind on a two week space bender with the 1982 Corman classic FORBIDDEN WORLD! So grab some cigarettes, we've got aliens to kill!"
After yet another bout of crippling space madness, our heroes awaken from an astro-blackout to find themselves...back on EARTH! We take a brief astro-trip down memory lane for the crossover classic "Freddy vs Jason", enjoy an astro-detour to Finland to review "Bloody Hell", and explore the astro-future of Terry Crews' career with some zombie thing he's doing. Then we destroy our minds (and livers) watching ASTRO-ZOMBIES (1968)! Its the worst thing we've ever seen, and we've been to SPACE!
SPAAACE sadness takes the words right out of our mouths as we lovingly eulogize our hellbound hero Marvin "Meat" Loaf (RIP, sweet prince). Then we blast off quick previews of Will "GOB" Arnett's upcoming "Murderville", Guillermo "Del" Toro's giant peachy take on "Pinocchio", and get emotional over the touching new "Scream" sequel. Anything goes in international space-waters, so fill up your smuggling compartment for our feature review of 1997's ALIEN: RESURRECTION!
Our journey through SPAAAAACE continues, but first we make a pit stop at the retirement home with previews of "The Home" (starring Pete "Homeless" Davidson) and Ti West's upcoming "X" (starring someone's grandma). After we fulfill our quota of geriatric hedonism for the week, we detour back to Earth for the Bruce Campbell 2005 SyFy masterpiece "ALIEN APOCALYPSE"! Is it really "Army of Darkness meets Starship Troopers"? You decide! No, really! DO IT!
Its a new year, and our intrepid heroes are boldly blasting themselves toward the stars! After brief reviews of Megiddo and City of Lost Children, we return with news of Nicolas "Dracula" Cage and Peter "Melvin" Dinklage. Then we're off to explore the final frontier with the 1981 Roger Corman alien pyramid adventure GALAXY OF TERROR, starring Freddy Krueger and both of our dads (allegedly). Its SPAAAAAACE!
It's the grand finale of MANEATER MONTH, and the last episode of 2021! In the midst of our studio haunting, your heartthrob hosts discuss Witcher season 2, review The Matrix: Whateverwhocares, and give "professional" legal opinions on the great Friday the 13th scandal. We have much more giggles and gore for you in 2022, so if you still have meat on your bones, turn back...while you still can!
This week, roles are reassigned as we explore the origin, intention, and attitude of our newfound studio ghost! Then we dig deep into the bowels of our audio archives with our classic-yet-updated review of the David Gens maneater masterpiece "Frontier(s)"! Its Damn, That's Scary: Revelations!
Maneater Month meats Giallo horror this week in the epic slaphappy crossover you've all been waiting for! Forget about C.H.U.D., we're bringing you the real awesome terror of C.H.A.D. with the 1980 Italian classic NIGHTMARE CITY! Also quick reviews of Halloween Kills, Leatherface, and some news about the Munsters. (Note: This episode is haunted, listen at your own risk!)
MANEATER MONTH is going strong here at DTS! This week we bring to life the often forgotten, CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD plus we discuss the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the importance of flamethrowers and the Bogus Burger! Tune in and let us melt your earholes!
We love cannibals so much that we're keeping it going! This week we fixed our audio issues, give spoiler free reviews of Resident Evil and Black Friday, Terrifier2, Jordan Peele, Renfield rumblings, Hammer Horror and of course our movie of the week: PIRANHA WOMEN AND THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH!
Greg and Micah are now on other sides of the country so please excuse the audio, we'll have it fixed soon! MANEATER MONTH is going strong with our favorite Wrong Turn flick! Plus dead body bathbombs, Train to Busan remake talk and so much more!
Alright alright alright it's MANEATER MONTH and we have the review you've all been waiting for, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE THE NEXT GENERATION! We also talk about how Ed Furlong will save us all from the illuminati... If that doesn't sell ya, we don't know what will!
It's time to give thanks that you're not being eaten alive because it's MANEATER MONTH here with the DTS boys bringing you quite possibly the best cannibal movie of all time, RAVENOUS! As always we go off the rails with some fun talk like Scream, Hocus Pocus and one of us encounters the ghost of Dave Mustaine. Don't sleep on this one because we will eat you alive!
Happy Halloween! Greg and Micah dive deep into the Michaelverse with a spoiler free review of Halloween Kills. We talk about the upcoming Black Friday, some Chucky talk and then we go hard and fast into the entire VHS franchise with the conclusion of "Finders Keepers, Harder Deeper" month!
Greg and Micah continue “FINDERS KEEPERS, HARDER DEEPER” month with a sweet ass review of 2014's Creep! Plus we have a deep conversation about a new "trailer trope" and some Scream talk! Fix yourself a fuzzy navel, kick back, and enjoy this episode!
WE HAVE BEEN HACKED! Who could have done this to us? How will we ever continue without our twitter feed?! Most importantly: WHO GIVES A SHIT?! This week we discuss the new Hellraiser, new Resident Evil, Fall of the House of Usher and David Bruckner's new masterpiece The Night House. After all that we dive deep into our movie of the week, "Found Footage 3D" as we continue our Finders Keepers, Harder Deeper month!
It's Found Footage month! We know you enjoy the Police Academy movies and mediocre Bobcat Goldthwait impressions so you're in for a treat! Plus we talk about a biking accident, some Polish horror movies and so much more! Also a review of WILLOW CREEK, because bigfoot is real
Greg and Micah are back (Will's on the moon again) for our conclusion of Giallo month with the greatest Giallo film of all time, The Editor! Yes, we're huge marks for Astron-6! Plus Elvira is in the news, Twisted Metal live action talk, Hellraiser reboot updates, Lost Boys, and a fun Chris Jericho story. All this and so much more MAMA MIA!
Will's back from the moon and he wreaks havoc at the studio while we continue our Giallo month with the Argento classic, Inferno! If that's not enough for you, we have some video game talk, Halloween Kills and a long rant about the Evander Holyfield fight! Hope everyone enjoys their sunday sauce!
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Summer of Slasher has come to an end and the Boys decide to take a trip to Italy for Giallo month! That's right the Italian horror you know and love and we start with some solid Fulci with The Beyond! Before that we talk about the new Texas Chainsaw, Pet Semetary prequel news, some Deep Space talk and a sweet sweet review of Glenn Danzig's new flick, Death Rider in the House of who gives a shit.
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So much crammed into this spicy episode as we bring you the greatest slasher review in the history of forever with PIECES! Yes we willingly watched (and enjoyed) Pieces. Plus a Meatloaf story, Halloween Kills news, and so much more!
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Boy oh boy this one is a killer good time as we go back to 1986 for Slaughter High! Also a lot of Addams Family talk that somehow turned into Rob Zombie talk because why the hell not?
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The guys are continuing Summer of the Slasher with a balls deep review of Sleepaway Camp 3! You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you might even learn a thing or two! We also discuss Demonic, Bruce Campbell talk and the origins of the Creole legend, Prawndyman! All this and so much more!
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We're back at it with Summer of Slasher and this week we're bringing you one of our favorite guilty pleasures, Return to Horror High! Join us as we deep dive into George Clooney's big screen debut! Plus, Exorcist talk, Greg's "Wrong Turn" incident and one of us got engaged! Strap in and hold on tight for some Horror Inception!
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The guys give their take on 1986's April Fool's Day! Also, Brusche Campbell if you're reading this, please let Micah come home!!
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Yes, it's practically July and a new month is soon upon us but the LISTMASTER has not been satisfied and joined us in the studio in the form of our dear friend, John Cleveland. We go deep into our guilty pleasures and also talk about the Halloween Kills trailer. This one gets wet and sticky!
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The boys are back and we get super deep into "The Superdeep" the Russians’ answer to "Doom." After some Candyman talk we list off our favorite destination horror flicks! The dark Listmaster shall be pleased.
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Protagonists are very important in horror. Even more important are the assholes. Check out our lists of our favorite assholes in horror!
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The boys start right off with a spoiler free review of the new Christian superhero movie, The Conjuring 3! Hear us get totally stoked for Neill Blomkamp's new flick then another list for the all powerful and all knowing (yet clumsy) LISTMASTER! Strap in and listen to the best creatures in the history of horror!
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MayHam is behind us and from the ashes emerges a beast, he's shocking and has a list! It's List month here! We start off with a list of our favorite kills plus some Evil Dead news and so much more!
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The boys take you on a trip to the land down under with the "Jaws of the Outback" 1984 classic, "Razorback!" This concludes our month of MayHam! We also give a spoiler free review of Army of the Dead, Found, Joe Bob talk, Hocus Pocus news and more Hellraiser content! Pickle those pigs feet and party!
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MayHam continues oinking away with an incredibly generic home invasion flick with two names, plus Shudder news, cult talk and a story that is pretty shitty! Join us me piggies!
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The Month of May-Ham is in full effect! This week, the guys discuss the legend himself, Justin Long and his Creepshow appearance! We also talk up the PS2 classic horror game Manhunt, and they mention the Resident Evil Village demo (available to play now)! Our feature presentation is the review of the awesome film from 2017, BOAR!
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We're not good at math so May came early with May MayHam! That's right, pig horror! So if you don't dig on swine then you need to leave but trust me when I say that Motel Hell is one charming pig! Plus we talk Mortal Kombat, Creepshow, Joe Bob Briggs and Jacob's Wife!
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We are even deeper into Almost Porn April with the slimy and sexy "SOCIETY" plus we talk about the Slumber Party Massacre remake, Resident Evil, The Djinn, Joe Bob Briggs and so much more!
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We're still slipping and sliding away for Almost Porn April with a review of Tobe Hooper's classic "LIFEFORCE"! Plus we talk about Creepshow, Lost Boys news and so much more!
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We closed the doors and turned the heat up on this one while the 3 of us get deeper into Almost Porn April with "Frankenhooker"! Plus a review of the new Creepshow which somehow turns into a Creepshow 3 rant? Join all for all this and so much more!
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TROMARCH is finally behind us! Thank you for powering through that cruel month with us. We take a turn and head to "Almost Porn April" with 2005's "Pervert" ...a tale of a detachable killer penis! Plus we go in hard with a spoiler free review of the latest Wrong Turn! Get greased up for this one!
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TROMARCH concludes with the 2011 Troma produced Astron-6 masterpiece "Fathers Day"! Plus, the Crow movie that never was and a spoiler free review of Slaxx. Then stick around for what The Slashers Podcast thought about Fathers Day! (https://spoti.fi/30TAuCB)
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TROMARCH broke our brains but we are continuing with Class of Nuke Em High 2 starring a retired professional wrestler who looks suspiciously like surfer Sting! Before that the boys go in on Rob Zombie and what he has next in the works. Love him or hate him, he sure does do... stuff. All this plus a review from The Slashers Podcast (https://spoti.fi/30TAuCB)
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TROMARCH continues with "Sgt Kubukiman NYPD"! We give you insight on Uncle Lloyd's classic and the review you didn't know you needed. PLUS a spoiler free review of Cold Skin, Lucky and The Dark and the Wicked, we talk about the upcoming Vampirella and Child's Play show, and the Shudder exclusive Slaxx! Crack into a box of worms and enjoy the fruit of our labor!
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This is it! The month you've all been waiting for, TROMARCH! We are teaming with The Slashers Podcast (https://spoti.fi/2O4PSJt) to bring a month full of Troma! While they cover Poultrygeist we are bringing you the review of 1999s classic Terror Firmer! Pour a tall boy of pickle brine, kick back and enjoy!
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Enjoy this short, casual episode with Micah and Will discussing this week in horror. We also talk about the upcoming Mortal Kombat, Twisted Metal live action series, Zack Snyder's zombie flick and a whole bunch more plus a spoiler free review of "Freaky" and we go into a tournament with some of our favorite women in horror!
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This week its FRIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! as we continue to celebrate black history month with the Tales From the Crypt masterpiece DEMON KNIGHT! Your favorite horror hosts discuss Bruce Campbell's brief flirtation with Phantasm, our mutual infatuation with Billy Zane's beautiful blue acting career, and Last of Us casting!
All this and more as we dig deep into the BIG SCREAMIERE of one of the greatest movies of the 1990s, complete with an explosive climax you'll wish you could forget! Now that's entertainment, kiddies! Hehehe he go see dead easy
We continue black history month and Will found a movie none of us have ever seen: 1990's, "Def by Temptation"!I t's sexy, corny, bad, good and apparently it's Troma! We also discuss another Dracula reboot, Old and some Last of Us talk. Oh and a young Samuel L. Jackson is in this movie... a Troma movie?!
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DTS is celebrating Black History Month with a review of Full Moon Features' “Killjoy”, one of the few films where the sequels are actually better. Plus! some Pacific Rim talk and other news!
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DTS concludes their post-apocalyptic horror month with John Carpenter’s “In the Mouth of Madness”. Plus, a lot of Lovecraft talk, some new video games and so much more! Keep it spooky!
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The boys are back with a spoiler free review and Hunted and Spiral, this week in horror and some Last of Us talk. After that. they have an out of control review of Night of the Comet. The boys were on one. So sorry.
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Would you bang a frog? If the answer is yes, then you’re in for a treat! We are still on the post apocalyptic gimmick with “Rowdy” Roddy Piper’s classic, They Li….I mean “Hell Comes to Frog Town"! Sure there isn’t a 600 minute alleyway fight scene, but there’s mutant frog people and smoking hot 1980’s babes and the famous quote, “I’m here to eat ass and chew frog legs, and I’m all out of ass”.
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Those DTS boys are back talking post apocalyptic horror for this month, starting with the overlooked Stake Land! Plus. some horror coffee talk, xenomorph stuff and more rumblings from Glenn Danzig’s vampire spaghetti western WHOOOOAAAA!
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It’s New Years, and Greg is out this week, BUT, the sultry horror queen Drewbie is back. The Trio talk about the new Left for Dead, Spawn, Host, and then the movie of the week, New Year’s Evil! Pour a fine glass of boxed wine, chomp down some American Cheese, and enjoy the 1st episode of 2021!
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The boys get into the Holiday spirit special with a loosey goosey episode covering their favorite Christmas horror films! Pour yourself a stiff lumpy glass of eggnog, sit back and enjoy the labor of our love!
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Who doesn't love a good Full Moon Features 90s flick? The boys continue with the family theme and review the 1996 hidden gem, "Head of the Family." We also cover the new Evil Dead game, Wrong Turn and the upcoming Psycho Goreman! Pour yourself a glass of boxed wine, crack into some alphabet soup and enjoy this one!
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WILL IS BACK AND GREG'S STILL HERE! The boys talk about Shudder exclusives "Anything for Jackson" and the new "Castle Freak". Plus Neil Blomkamp's new project and the True Blood reboot. After that we continue family month with a deep review of THE DERELICTS!
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Greg of Arboreal Ink (Tattoo & Piercing) is in the studio again! It's holiday season so you know what THAT means... FAMILY TIME! We are covering family horror this month starting with the French hidden gem, Frontiers! We also talk about a new Van Helsing, the new Toxi, a Shudder exclusive and a whole bunch of other stuff!
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Will is out again, so our sponsor Greg from Arboreal Ink joins Micah in the studio! They talk about the new Predator, Marilyn Manson, New Killer Klowns, Ari Aster's new film, and a new Final Destination. DTS concludes part 2s with the absolute worst, Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows (Greg's "favorite" movie ) You're going to love this one ghouls!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
Micah is holding it down flying solo this week and his chinchillas are on the loose! Get ready for some Jason Goes to Hell talk, Castle Freak remake, Blumhouse's Freaky, Constantine 2 and Eels bursting through bird's chests! Micah also compiled a list of the worst part 2s ever! Sit back and enjoy the rambles of an over caffeinated horror maniac melt your ear holes!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
Sequel month continues with one of the greatest films ever, Evil Dead 2! We take you deep behind the scenes with this one as we have a very special guest, professional wrestler and one of the hosts of The Panel Discussion, Will Calrissian! Plus we talk about some upcoming films and a heated debate involving moon shoes and tremors!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
Will is back in the studio! The theme for the month of November is “Part Two’s” and we start this off right with Micah's favorite movie, Tobe Hooper's cult classic, Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2! The boys also talk about some upcoming shows and a remake that could go either way. Hope everyone had a great Halloween and as always, KEEP IT SPOOKY!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
Micah is Will-less this week so we had to bring out the big guns to close out Vampire month with Horror Queen Drew! Drewski and Micah talk about their love of the Vampire genre and go into details surrounding the new Evil Dead film. After that we dive into the super weird 1992 classic, Bram Stoker's Dracula!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
Will and Micah are back at it with a spoiler free review of the Shudder original, "Cleansing Hour." Then a little fan film action, this week in horror, Subspecies talk and of course the movie of the week which we're sure will give you "mahogany" John Carpenter's Vampires! Squeeze into those skin tight Wranglers and listen to our review of this testosterone filled classic!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
The boys give you the scoop on this week in horror and revisit Stuart Gordon's follow up to Reanimator, From Beyond. We keep vampire month going with our hilarious review of the cult classic, Near Dark! Learn all about the cast and making of this amazing vampire flick!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
We continue with vampires this week with an interesting history lesson on Nosferatu and Bram Stoker's Dracula. The boys talk about some upcoming films, Micah reminisces the ultimate superbowl party faux pas and of course we review the movie of the week, Bloodsucking Bastards!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
The boys have a very special guest this week and dive deep into the Vampire classic, Fright Night!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
The boys talk Holliston, revisit Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Trick R Treat news, a new hip hop vampire show on HBO and the movie of the week: Slumber Party Massacre 2! Learn all about Roger Corman's "cult classic" right here!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
This week, Micah gives a review of Shudder original The Shed, Will gives us more news on Candyman and the boys dive into the movie of the week, Slumber Party Massacre!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
Will takes the lead this week, while Micah continues to tend to his family. Special Guest Host ( & horror novice) Erin is in-studio though and they discuss the best and worst ways to introduce people into horror, as well as her journey so far!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
Will and Micah go completely off script this week, so buckle up and get ready for a messed up hometown True Crime story told by Micah, Halloween Party Faux Pas with WIll and all of the ramblings in between!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
The boys take a look at Pumpkinhead, talk about upcoming Shudder original, “ Scare Me”, Tommy Doyle in Halloween Kills, some Blumhouse rumblings and of course, the movie of the week, the underrated 2006 “Behind the Mask : The Rise of Leslie Vernon”.
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
This week, Micah and Will discuss James Wan’s new project, a Mimic reboot TV series, cursed films season 2 and dive into the 1981 classic, The Burning!
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A new horror show terrorizes it's way onto the Network! Micah Rose and Will Lucas bring you Damn, That's Scary, a podcast that delves into the world of horror films and culture!
On this first episode of Damn, That’s Scary, Micah and Will discuss the origins of their love of horror, what they love, what they hate and what to expect from this new horror show!
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