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This is one of the places to hear all about the capers and scrapes of those crazy rogues, known globally as 'Florida Man'.
It's a true-crime, comedy podcast with duelling Florida Man stories that you can vote on... And is short enough to listen to on your commute. Sound too good to be true? Trust us, we’re Florida Men.*
We bring the headlines to you and only the most shocking, bizarre, funny, weird, jaw-dropping and eye-watering stories will do and they're guaranteed to make you 64% happier.
*Disclaimer: Neither of the hosts is from Florida.
The scratching is over. In our final Needlescratch episode we deal with some creepy stories that are almost too weird to be true. The fact that there's a doll in one of them guarantees creepiness.
Two famously bad experiences needlescratched to include their lesser-known happy endings. You think you know these viral stories, but you don't. Unless you do. Then you can skip this episode.
OOPS! We had lost this early episode due to technical reasons but have now un-lost it. Scary stories abound. Maybe not for the sensitive listener...
Get out your accordions! We start in France with a corrupt, haunted politician and then we head to New England for a bit of a sea shanty.
Suspicious substances abound in this episode. We go behind the scenes of a Netflix hit and to a weird village in Brazil.
More stories about missing loved ones. In typical FPM fashion, the loved ones aren't quite what you expect.
We're confident in saying that this is the only podcast episode ever to feature a sexy pub injury and two dead Frenchmen. Prove us wrong!
Lots of short stories this week. Brain damage, dying wishes, a mysterious whale, bad firefighting and even worse pronounciation.
A Yorkshirman, a Canadian, a thumb in a can of pop, a flying sandwich, an organ donation reality show and a suspicious bank customer.
Time for two more news stories with a twist. We start with a serious story and then things get ridiculous.
We're back...with a twist. And the twist is that our stories this season all have plot twists. They don't necessarily feature Florida Men or Idiots from around the world either. That's probably another twist. Hey ho. Cue the needlescratch...
Two Chinese idiots ruin a UNESCO Heritage Site and a distinguished career is ruined over Zoom. We also say goodbye as we move on to something else.
Shiny artistic poop & a suspected mass killing feature as we try to salvage some stories from one of the officially crap letters of the alphabet.
Sweet treats abound in an episode that wasn’t supposed to be Xmas themed but one of us missed the brief.
How fitting. It's Xmas time and we're at the letter X. Two Christmas movies cause holiday confusion and Candian kids turn into dirty Santas.
Art & Nudity! We visit the Louvre to meet a protesting idiot. Then we take a trip to the wilderness as two Aussies get chased by a deer. We also have a great offer on a credit card for some reason.
Theft of a "toy" leaves a man in the doghouse. Bumbling crooks are one step away from the perfect heist.
A robber who is packing heat in more ways than one dons a terrible disguise and we celebrate the idiocy of parents who give their kids terrible names.
An idiot gets sucked out of a window because she refused to stop filming a tornado. Oh, and a tattoo artist draws a wang on a customer’s back.
Two bookworms do battle in Antarctica and everybody was kung-fu fighting at a formal occasion on a beach.
This week we discuss an on-air spat at the BBC and a man of God who likes to have hired "companions" eat snacks off his body.
A TV gameshow scandal unravels due to the idiocy in our first story. We also revisit a former iVPOTUS...the i is for idiot.
A gardening dispute leads to a loss of fingers, but not in the way you'd expect. A video game console gets sold with a special "power up".
Our first idiot thinks he’s an owl. Our second idiot involves beans, a bucket and a web cam. One of them is our highest scoring idiot ever!
This week we start by discussing journalistic idiocy as a reporter asks all the wrong questions about some mystery pasta. We shift gears to explore a stupid lawsuit after a hug goes horribly wrong.
This week’s stories: A lack of onions leads to a drunk duo trashing a popular fast food restaurant and a Mexican Mayor finds an unusual bride.
Liars, losers and life lessons. Bono makes a guest appearance in our L-themed episode featuring a fake funeral and misjudged invisibility.
Kevin tells a story about a burglar who will probably wind up as a food blogger and Chris introduces us to Kevin the Idiot. But not the co-host Kevin. He's an idiot too, but you've already met him.
This week, one of our 'J' themed idiots get skewered at a sporting event while the other sticks parts of his body in people's food at a restaurant. This sort of stuff shouldn't surprise you any more.
'I' does indeed stand for idiot in one of our stories this week as a customer service representative gets their revenge. The other story mainly involves ice, but the guys in the story are also idiots. Not a stretch, as that's what this podcast is about.
We're more than halfway through the halfway point of the alphabet. To celebrate, we feature a tragic story about fireworks and a funny story about pastry.
This week’s entries into The League are brought to you by the letter G. You’ll hear about dumb Guinness World Record attempts and a guy who draws a world-record amount of wieners in a fit of rage.
In an episode that has disappointingly few F-Bombs, we’ll also use no F’s in our episode description. This week: a banana wielding TV hooligan gets beat up and a mother loves Costa Rica so much, she doesn’t mind a bit of pretend death.
Being the crazy rebels that we are, today’s 'E' themed episode, or E-pisode, could easily be episode D or G as it features stories about a Dumb Dad & Grandad’s Grenade. At least we didn’t call it an Explosive Egg-stravaganza. Until now.
Our first 'D' themed idiot this week features construction-equipment inflicted vengence. We follow that up with a domino-effect of criminal hilarity...punctuated with the epic line, "Daddy Needs Gas"!
In this week's 'C' themed episode: Crazy chaos caused by cement and a criminal caught coz of Cheetos.
For the alphabetically challenged, this is episode 2 of our A to Z of Idiots. Today, both stories accidentally feature bananas. Same topic, very different idiots.
We kick off our 26-week long global, alphabetic extravaganza with the letter A, of course. Two stories, one letter, all idiots.
It's the end of another season. We go out in style by featuring a Florida Man who uses a prosthetic weiner to try and pass a drug test and another Florida Man who goes into full berserker mode after getting busted messing with a dog.
Today a former professional wrestler squares up against a Florida Man at a strip club and we meet another Florida Man with a long dong that goes wrong.
Today, a sorta Florida Woman signs her life away and becomes an unwilling star and a Florida Man gets a bullet to the bollocks. We also decide to get twangy.
Our first Floridam Man leads the least exciting police standoff ever. The next Florida Man gives us some terrible dating advice.
Today we feature a Florida Man police chase that hasn't been as drawn out since the days of OJ. We also meet two bumbling criminals who unwittingly create the Florida Uber Trooper. Chris reviews bad reasons for calling 911. The Podmen have ditched the video calls and are in the same room for a change.
A Florida Dog-Man gets into an argument with a Florida Dog-Dog and the heir to the Walmart fortune decides it’s OK to steal from himself.
Florida Sugar Daddies and Mommas get their day in our first story. A bucket of human bodily fluid gets unleashed in the second story. Chris gets passive aggressive with his list and Kevin gets replaced by a pug.
This week: A bad haircut for a bad dude equals a bad outcome for a Florida Man. A singing fish attacks a Florida Man’s man. We also visit popular toys over the years.
Wanna hear some stories about Florida Man? Good. This week: Our first story involves crime, saddles, a big truck and a lot of chickens. Story number two involves nudity and a violent crash landing by a drone. Chris goes all Dr. Seuss about bums, Kevin gets tangled up with Border Patrol.
In the Pinellas County Special nobody asked for (including us): A Florida Man gets frisky with a building, another Florida Man gets in trouble for having an umbrella, a Canadian gets Covid, and a Yorkshireman hosts a quiz show about odd laws.
We close out the season with our legal team on high alert as we present our first ever Disney Special. Florida Man in the magic Kingdom, what could go wrong?
Today, a Florida woman and her friends feature as she gets caught swimming in sewer for third time and her caring friends help keep her going. We also meet a Florida Man who fights off police but meets his match with a dog…only after having a little bit of a dance.
This week, we fall down a rabbit hole when discussing an 80’s TV classic. On our way down, Chris tells a weird sexy story with deadly consequences for a Florida Man, then Kevin shares the tale of a different Florida Man who tries to commit a burglary, and gets distracted by a toilet.
This week’s key phrases: Green shorts that magically disappear, golf cart road rage, Burns-Cox, David Lee Roth scatting. Join us!
Today, we hear about a Florida Space Man on a mission from POTUS to warn about a fantastical impending war. While we’re up in the air, we may as well discuss a Florida Woman who tries to bring something on a plane for emotional support…something you probably shouldn’t bring on a plane. Chris has a bad cough and Kevin tells a story about “meeting” Samuel L. Jackson.
This week we meet a Florida Man who does a disgusting thing on a glass table. We’ll also hear the story of a self-proclaimed Egyptian Goddess, seemingly reborn as a Florida Woman.
Surprise, surprise: Our first story today involves a Florida Man exposing himself. Our second story involves a latex-clad trio who crash a city council meeting. We also take a look at publicity stunts gone wrong.
It's almost the end of 2022 and this episode draws the year to a close with two more incredible stories. We've got one where a Florida Man uses everything as a weapon (except the kitchen sink, surprisingly) and another where time, and cheese, are of the essence - and subsequently valued at $5million - prompting a list of loony litigation. Happy New Year everyone!
Merry Christmas from the Florida Pod Men. In this festive-themed episode we take a look at a Florida Man who was stabbed with a squrrel and another Florida Man who used a Christmas decoration as a weapon. Both stories lead to lists of horrible, horrible things.
What do you get when you cross a videogame-loving daredevil driver with a game of frisbee golf near alligator infested water? Nothing really. Except this episode.
This week: A bloodthirsty senator in our first story seems normal compared to man driving with a clown mannequin and a live grenade in the second story. We also investigate strange driving laws and Chris loses his glasses.
We’re back with a brand new season full of fun stories from Florida. Today: how not to bring a gun (or meat) through airline security and an amazing toilet-related feat of strength.
One whole year after our last FPM episode, we've packed our bags and headed back to Florida for a Spring Break special...even though it's not spring. But it's kinda like going to Florida on holiday with your drunken buddies, so just work with us. In this episode we hear about a terrible sign language interpreter and a machete-wielding dude who is naked except for a cowboy hat. It's nice to be back.
We made it to the end! Part 3 of our ranking episode reveals who is at the top of the World League of Idiots after season one.
The difficult middle act. The second of our three-part season finale special bonus compilation recap thing is here! If reminiscing is cool, we’re like that kid in school whose dad had an eyepatch. Join us as we rank our season one stories.
After a few months away, we're back to make sense of our stories from all over the world. Join us as we begin to discuss, rank and mispronounce the names of the first season's idiots.
No new idiots this time around. In this brief episode we discuss how we plan on forming The League now that we have a season's worth of 24 idiots. We have homework, you have homework, Chris has Covid.
In the final regular episode of Season One: We meet an old-timey-wild-west-slowly-decaying idiot in Chris’ story. We also get a list of terrible Country & Western song titles. Kevin’s story introduces us to a pair of idiots who lose the element of surprise when robbing a bank.
Kevin’s idiot math: Army man + lederhosen + alcohol = Disgusting. Chris’ idiot math: Self-Defence + Atomic Wedgie = Death. We also hear about crazy festivals from around the world and learn the many creative ways you can pull someone’s underwear up their butt crack.
Chris entertains us with a bunch of idiots leaving bad hotel reviews. Kevin entertains us with a bunch of idiots trying to break world records. Episode descriptions have become brief.
This week we hear how several tales over the decades involving cloned dogs, a religious abduction and an artificial leg for a horse all twist together and land at the feet of one new inductee. We also meet a woman who does bad things at a zoo which lead to a lot of stories about animals defeating humans. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode but quite a few human fingers go missing.
We make plenty of space in the league this week for a man who lies about the size of a certain body part. Yes, that’s exactly the body part he lied about. He is joined by an individual identified both as “The Mad Pooper” and “Shirley” who defends their freedom to poop madly under their first amendment rights. Chris invents the term “on soft” and Kevin is (still) looking for an endorsement deal.
This week: A child’s mother is welcomed into the league due to the kid’s ridiculous follicle-based medical affliction. We also meet an Italian man who falls into an an optical illusion at an art installation. After our stories, we review ridiculous medical syndromes and overpriced artsy-fartsy art.
This week we visit a nasty gameshow contestant who is granted idiot status due to his lack of grace and teamwork. We’ll also introduce you to a similarly miserable fast food customer who loses it after not being told to “Have a nice day”! Kevin tries out for the Olympic copy/paste team and Chris isn’t wearing glasses.
Learn how to become rich like an idiot in this episode. You'll need either (1) a jar and a digestive tract or (2) a dead friend with a pension. We'll introduce you to an influencer who'll show you how to accomplish #1...if you want to wind up in hospital, and a couple of Irish friends who attempt #2.
Our first idiot in this episode is an American lady who gets naked and then gets stuck in a chimney. You’ll also be introduced to a hungry Japanese man who falls in love with a cockroach named Lisa. Plus, we discuss a new section “Insertion of the Week”.
As Kevin so eloquently puts it at the beginning of the episode, this is the last WLOI episode on the Florida Pod Men channel...all future WLOI episodes will only be available on the WLOI channel so get subscribing!!! This week: we almost welcome our first hamster into the League but at the last minute, it’s replaced by an idiotic magnetized human. There’s no need for a substitute when it comes to the vomiting bird-denier from our second story
Make sure to subscribe to the World League of Idiots podcast on your favourite platform as we will only be posting episodes there after episode 3!! In episode 2, after we discuss hiding bodies in garbage cans on New Years’ Eve, we get into the show by welcoming some new members into the League. Today, an irate airplane passenger only wants to shake hands but idiocy gets the better of him. He is joined by two thieves who had to use nature’s fire extinguishers (kept in their underwear) to douse the flames they created when they set their own loot on fire. We also find out how to self-isolate in an airplane and talk about far too many uses for human wee-wee.
In a special crossover episode, we present the first edition of our new podcast: The World League of Idiots. In this episode we begin to populate the World. You'll meet a Scottish man with a terrible disguise and an angry taxi passenger in Hong Kong. You'll also learn some new foreign words and get inspired to take up taxidermy.
Here’s a sneaky little peek at what we’ve been up to. Our new podcast. Sorta the same thing as before but we’ve gone global. Please subscribe to The World League of Idiots as episode 1 is launching March 2022!
Dirty Flight Path vs. Bus Dentist.
As the Florida Pod Men get ready to go on hiatus, we meet an artistic pilot who loves drawing dirty shapes in the sky, a NASA Mars Rover with the same problem and two Floridians posing as children’s entertainers who practice illegal dentistry on a big red bus.
In other news, we introduce our next venture and Chris tries to get wasted by drinking two non-alcoholic beers. Do two negatives make a positive?
Gorilla Solidarity vs. Angry Withdrawal.
This week: A Florida Man braves a hurricane to pronounce his undying and NSFW love for dearly departed Harambe the Gorilla. He’s up against another Florida Man who gets unnecessarily punchy with an ATM when it gives him too much money. We also discuss chips and dips.
Turtle Mayor vs. Stay on Target.
Our first contestant this week is a Florida Woman who wants to give a voice to nature by having a sea turtle run for mayor of her hometown (nobody has asked the turtle). She’s up against a jilted Florida Man with a 1.06% hit rate when taking vengeance on his lady’s new love. You’ll also hear the strangest sentence in Florida Pod Men history.
Canal Palindrome vs. Courtesy Flush.
Water, water everywhere in this week's short episode. Our first hero tries to flee and evade police (in that order) by jumping in and out of a canal. He's up against a stinky stickler for prison toilet protocol. Chris blows the intro again.
Going to Bermuda vs. Florida Man the Vampire Slayer.
This week’s contestants: A Florida man who tried to float his way to Bermuda in a giant ball vs. Another Florida man who decides to fight vampires with fire. Kevin does a bad Sting impersonation.
The Halloween special returns from the grave, kind of floats around dropping some ghoulish Florida Man stories all about town before returning to the depths of our beloved scary stupid state.
It wouldn't be a complete PodMen episode without some drug use - not us by the way... for the majority of the time at least - But this time we've packed an episode full of ectoplasm (ahem!) including a doll with creepy intentions and Mop Head who presumably prefers to soak and squeeze than to trick or treat. And we follow up on last year's cryptozoology story with a few new monsters to look out for. And other than taking another pop at Trump (literally) we investigate the home furnishings and landscaping of none other than the devil himself.
It's a treat of a special, whichever way you slice it (by a chainsaw wielding lunatic probably)
Trapped in a Closet vs. The Skelecaster.
Two hapless Floridians who think they’re locked in a closet try to get out. They’re up against a Tampa musician who turns his dead uncle into a guitar. The guys decide to add a mouth trumpet and dramatic pauses to the intro.
Joey Two-Boats vs Hungry Trucker. The head of a large Florida Man family finds a strange way to dispose of a boat. He's competing against another Florida Man with poor taste (literally) in window decals for his truck. Kevin & Chris are dogsitting.
Sock Ninja vs Deep-State Squirtgun.
This week’s contest is a close one. First up we have a wannabe ninja who gets upset about socks. He’s up against a senior citizen with a golden gun. The guys struggle to choose a winner.
Dirty Roomba vs. The Chicken King
This week's Florida Men: A dog owner who shoulda known better than to leave his Roomba running in a room full of dog poop. He's up against a vindictive ex-fast-food worker who (maybe) created a chicken shortage on his last day of work. Kevin has his sweariest story ever and Chris makes a delivery driver happy.
The Shoveller vs. Drug Test Trickery.
Highlights from this week’s Florida Man stories: Chris reads a literary masterpiece of a restaurant review and Kevin introduces us to a drunk guy with fake bodily fluids in a bag.
Tiki Torch Mayor vs Hey Siri.
This week’s competitors: A mayoral candidate armed with a tiki torch gets into a brawl with a drag queen. He is up against a Florida man who asks his digital assistant how to dispose of human remains…and it offers him advice.
Kevin and Chris also hand out some restaurant tips, enjoy Siri having a virtual meltdown and discuss why the only graves ever mentioned are shallow (RIP Norm Macdonald).
Mystery Egg vs. The Smuggler. Season 5 starts now! We dive into the stories behind our Headline Deathmatch Special. This week a Florida Woman does something with eggs and mailboxes and an inmate smuggles syringes in a body part that shouldn’t have syringes smuggled in. We’re finally in the same room together and Chris decides which Golden Girls actress should play him in the movie of his life.
Grab your protractors. We're back with a special, Florida Man school-themed episode. We have stories featuring school zone nudity, a farting gym teacher, prom-queen politics, a misspelled "scohol" zone, and more. Chris almost introduces the wrong podcast and our loveable yet stupid digital assistant is back with an apology. Let's get educated, Floridaman-style!
Dangerous Bookend vs GTA Florida. It’s the end of season 4. We go out with a bang when a Florida Man tries to use a live grenade as a bookend. We also meet a Florida Police Man who has trouble with his cars being stolen. Chris threatens to sit on a photocopier.
Serial Spitter vs The Burn Unit
This week’s Florida Man contestants: First, a saliva launching non-flusher falls afoul of the law (and a plunger). Then, an impatient patient tries to get a nurse’s attention, with fiery consequences. Chris and Kevin continue to fail at getting a sponsor.
Hellboy vs The Unluckiest Guy in the World
This weeks combatants: A Florida Man with the worst sunburn ever vs. Another Florida Man who falls afoul of sharks, monkeys, snakes, lightning…and car keys. Chris and Kevin also discuss a handy tip if you need to punch someone in the nose.
Toilet Destroyer vs. I Can See Your Brain
This week combatants both feature things without lids. One is a toilet, the other is a dude's skull. Who will win? Who will lose? Why is a man missing part of his skull? Only in Florida.
All Choked Up vs. Gator in My Pants
This week’s combatants: A sexy choking mishap leads to a well-endowed Florida Man demanding a jury look at his privates so they’ll know it wasn’t his fault. That story is up against a bunch of smuggled turtles, a pant-gator and a bunch of ridiculous police charges. You probably shouldn't let the kids or grandparents listen to this episode.
It's a mid-season special! We fire up the barbecue and cook up some odds and ends of Florida Man Independence Day stories...kinda like illegal hotdogs! And, stretching the hotdog analogy too far, what toppings can we offer? Homemade fireworks, phantom gunshot wounds, Jeff Goldblum and missing genitals to name a few.
Trailer Park Full of Holograms vs. McRailing
This week's competitors: A Florida Man who believes being tricked by holograms led to his wife (or girlfriend depending on who you ask) being abducted goes up against another Florida Man who gets frisky with a railing at McDonalds. At least it wasn't the ballpit.
Going 12 Rounds With Mom vs. Dr. Snip This week's competitors: A boxing glove glued to a hand leads to a controversial Florida Woman story. She steps into the podcast ring with a DIY castration surgeon and a sheriffs department with a dumb sense of humor. Bad puns galore from the cops in this episode.
Bring Out Rambo vs Retrieve and Throw
This week’s competing Florida man stories: Hilarity ensues (apparently) as police show up after reports of a domestic tussle, and a guy retrieves something from the front of his pants and throws it. We struggle to decide a winner.
Naked Taser Guy vs Swimming With Crocs
Our competitors this week: A standoff between police and a Florida Man who gets increasingly naked, versus a croc-wearing Florida Man who goes for a late-night swim with a real croc. Spoiler Alert: One of them gets bitten.
Airport Security Nudity vs The Terrible Captain
Our first Florida Man this week may or may not have nunchucks but definitely doesn’t have his clothes on at the airport. Then, a rum-soaked boat captain shows his lack of business sense when he threatens to throw his customers overboard. In this episode we meet our worst ever Florida Man human-being.
IHOP Flasher vs. Pool Deck Poopers
In our first story, we visit an IHOP where an outgoing Florida Man likes to introduce diners to his “little friend”. Then we meet our new hero journalist who reminds that it’s not cool to run next to the pool. Any by “run", we mean poop. We also discuss Chris’ disguise as a famous TV artist. Come for the Florida Man stories, stay for the happy accidents.
Lamb in Your Pants vs. Shoulda Been a Foursome
Hey! It’s episode 1 of a brand-new season of duelling Florida Man stories. This week’s competitors are: A Costco couple who decide to carry their groceries out of the store in unusual and illegal places, and a swingin’ Florida Woman who gets aggressive when questioned by her boyfriend about her alleged sexy group fun. Kevin and Chris plan also a shopping trip in Florida.
32 entered the competition, only one will emerge. Here it is, The Grand Finale of our three-part special. As chosen by experts (us), the top two Florida Man headlines go head to head and we do a deep dive into the winning story.
We narrow the field down to two, with more head-to-head quickfire battles as well as the usual discussion and speculation about some wild and crazy stories. What will be the ultimate Florida Man Headline?
Round 1.
In the first of our three-part tournament, 32 Florida Man headlines enter into the ring but only one will become the ultimate Florida Man headline. In part one, 16 quickfire one-on-one deathmatches will narrow the field down. How can so much weird and wonderful stuff happen in one state?! Polish up your trophies, here we go!
FMNT vs. Immortal Dog
It's the final episode of the season. Our first competitor this week is a man who threatens to unleash his army of pet Florida Man Ninja Turtles on society. He's up against a kidnapping driven by the love of a Florida Man for his dog. This episode contains 100% more shameless product placement than usual because we want free beer.
Stranger Danger vs. Underage Drunk Alligator
An unfriendly drunk houseguest saturates our first story this week. Then we have what may be our first alligator-related story. Beer and Florida Man…what could go wrong? Not many animals were harmed. Kevin and Chris also discuss strange past-tense verbs, discuss urinals, and reminisce about their history together before they became Florida Pod Men.
Attack, Sack & Crack vs Hover Heist
Walmart’s TV department gets targeted in both stories today. One story ends in a cavity search while the other just floats off into the Florida sunset. Meanwhile, Chris really manipulates our scoring system, but will he get away with it? Come for the fun stories, stay for some free crime tips.
Hurricane Fighter vs. Snake with a Plane
Head-to head this week: A Florida Man suggests the many weapons we can use to battle Mother Nature and a pirate-turned-pilot goes all GTA5 with unavoidable consequences. We also find out if eating during the podcast will be Chris’ secret path to victory.
88mph vs The Bite
Competing this week: An unidentified time traveller who tries to recreate movie magic but winds up causing mass property damage; and a Florida Woman who gets her teeth into solving a humpy problem. Also, Kevin quizzes Chris about a previous story and things take an unexpected musical turn. Finally, should change our name to the Florida Pod Dudes?
I Married My Computer vs. Lost and Found
Bleep bloop. In our technology-themed episode, first we meet a Florida Man internet porn-addict who finds his perfect match (insert floppy disk joke here). Then technology takes a back-seat resulting in our hero getting lost and asking for help from an unlikely source. Chris also calls one of our subjects “a prick”.
Machete vs Machete
A week after we both came prepared with the same Florida Man story, we almost do it again. Seriously, other than Florida, where else can you find two DIFFERENT stories involving both potato chips AND machetes? This episode exceeds the recommended daily allowance of the word “buttocks”.
Keeping It in the Family vs A-Dopey-Photo-Shop
All sorts of firsts in today’s wedding-themed episode: A duplicate story, our first tiebreaker story and a cameo by Kevin’s dog. Today’s first story features a rich Florida Man who has an “unconventional” bride. Then we hear about a funny mix-up at the printers which leads to a random act of Florida Man kindness. Bring your grandparents along for this one!
Teenage Mutant Fighting Iguanas vs Florida Man of Steel
Grab your bandanas, capes and your favorite attack-reptile as we break down two superhero themed stories about the self-proclaimed world’s worst superhero, Florida Man (pants optional). Fans of public urination will be thrilled with this episode.
Bubba Gump Gone Bad vs Dinghy Anarchy
We look at all things nautical today. First, we discuss Florida Man driving a car on a shrimp boat then, in typical Florida Man fashion, things get hot and heavy because of an inanimate object. You’ll need your fluorescing blacklight to play along at home. Oh, Forrest Gump makes an appearance too.
The Cure vs The Cursed Stripper
Welcome back! For Season 3, we’re each going to find a Florida Man story based on a weekly topic. Episode 1 kicks off with assorted schemes and deceptions as Florida Man becomes Flim Flam Man! We look at a Covid cure which made its way to the White House and then find out how much money it costs to break a family curse. Only in Florida!
Season 3 coming in mid January! In the meantime, here are some snippets from the past few months...
If you miss us... just go back and start again
As a metaphorical door closes on season 2, we look back at the metaphorical door openings of the Advent Calendar Christmas special.
Nice bonus to the episode is the creation of season 3... You'll have to listen to get the bigger picture, but you could almost hear brains working as we decide what we're going to do live on air.
Other than wishing you a merry Christmas, we would also like to acknowledge other times of the year you may be listening to this to. So, merry days from the Florida Pod Men. See you soon
This is it. We're wrapping up our 12 Podcasts in 12 Days Florida Man Advent Calendar extravaganza. Behind today's Door #12 is BELLS which all takes place in the center of Florida Man’s universe. Also on YouTube!
Florida Man + George Foreman Grill + Nudity + Drugs + Alcohol = A classic story. Behind today's Door #11: COOKIE. We're getting near the end of our 12-part Florida Man Advent Calendar. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days.
Also available on YouTube!
Randomness is the only motivation in this tale of Florida Man theft. Behind today's Door #10 is PRESENT. It's the tenth of our 12-part Florida Man Advent Calendar. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days.
For added snowy effects, check it out on YouTube!
There's an old-fashioned Florida Man food fight behind Door #9: CRACKER. It's the ninth day of our 12-part Florida Man Advent Calendar. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days.
For added snowy effects, check it out on YouTube!
Behind Door #8: CANDLE, Chris reveals how a Florida man learned how not to make his car smell better. It's part of our 12 episode Florida Man Advent Calendar. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days.
Also available on Youtube
Sexy surprises await if you reach behind Door #7: STOCKING. All part of our 12-part Florida Man Advent Calendar. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days.
Extra animation available on YouTube!
In a short story, we hear about some over-the-top Christmas decorations behind Door #6: REINDEER. It's the sixth of our 12-part Florida Man Advent Calendar. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days.
For added snowy effects, check it out on YouTube!
There's forbidden love for a Florida Man behind Door #5: DONKEY. As our 12-part Florida Man Advent Calendar continues. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days. WARNING - This one is disgusting
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There's an ANGEL behind Door 4 of our 12 Days of Florida Man Advent Calendar. But not that kind of Angel.
Drugs, explosions, death and, of course, nudity feature in today's tale.
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As usual, a Florida Man is up to no good. Disney fans, look away! Behind today's Door #1: TOY.
Part of our 12 Podcasts in 12 Days Advent Calendar thing.
Also on YouTube!
Disaster strikes a festive Florida winter celebration behind Door #2: SNOW. It's episode 2 of our 12-part Florida Man Advent Calendar. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days.
For added snowy effects, check it out on YouTube!
Here we go! Behind Door #1: TREE...
Drugs, nudity and a God Complex! All that and more in Episode 1 of our 12-part Florida Man Advent Calendar. 12 Podcasts in 12 Days.
For added snowy effects, check it out on YouTube!!
Another mini-episode (we don't like the term "filler") and a teaser of what's to come, starting next Saturday. We set the stage for our 12 Florida Man stories in 12 Days as part of the "Florida Pod Men 12 Days of Christmas Advent Calendar" thing we're doing. Next week, we get the ball rolling for real...and all the stories will be on YouTube.
12 Days of Florida Man vs. 12 Days of Florida Man
Holy smokes it's Season Two! In this episode, Chris and Kevin discuss the upcoming "12 Days of Florida Man Advent Calendar" thing. It will feature twelve vaguely Christmas-themed Florida man stories over twelve days, leading up to Christmas. One story per day starting December 12th.
Prison Spirit Riot vs. Paper Bag of Tricks...
In the final episode of Season One, we meet a ghost named Bill may or may not be partly responsible for a prison riot and a criminal who has a bag full of randomness only possible in Florida.
Legal Smeagol Vs Armpit Assassin…
Two more cases of Sunshine State silliness. This week Florida Pod Men head to the courtroom and investigate the many personas of a criminal mastermind and visit a mobile home where sleepless nights require self-defense.
Goat Paternity Test vs. Burning Down the House (with spaghetti sauce)
We slip into trashy daytime talk-show territory when DNA is needed to determine the fatherhood of a goat. Then a thief decides to try his hand at cooking during a burglary, with inevitable fiery results.
Thong Performance Vs Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like a Pastor…
Joining the Florida Pod Men this week, a beachgoer tries his hand at some spontaneous ghetto DIY and a food giveaway turns into a small scale religious war - Plus, look out for the most superhero sounding villain of all time.
Haunted House Move vs Wrinkles the Clown...
JOIN US! as we wrap up our two-part special featuring slightly creepier Florida Man stories than normal. First, we meet a man who is stuck in his new house during lockdown, only top discover it's haunted. Then, we introduce you to Wrinkles the Clown...the less said about him, the better. There will be tricks, treats and a bit more terrified swearing than normal.
Spoiler Alert!
Here's your links to the stories we cover:
- Kev's Story
- Chris' Story
Low-key Werewolf vs Ghetto Mortician...In the first of a truly terrifying two-parter, we venture into the darkest realms of the sunshine state to bring you two chilling tales from Florida Men. In possibly the first ever Florida Man story, we bring a new meaning to the phrase "forever love", but first we investigate the strange sighting of a ghost-monster-creature who was captured on Facebook... and we don't mean Mr Zuckerberg.
Spoiler Alert!
Here's your links to the stories we cover:
- Chris' story
- Kev's story
Eating a Debit Card vs. The Florida Job...
This week, we discuss eating the evidence at Disneyworld and the worst getaway ever.
Home Invasion Etiquette Vs The Florida Man Bingo Card…
In our latest episode in the adventures of Florida Men, we study the mediocre shopping list of a burglar and the case of the most Florida Man categories shoved into one story.
I’m the (70 year-old) King of the World vs. Hospital Toe Sucker...
Which other podcast combines a 70-year old putting lives at risk by driving with his upper body sticking out of the sunroof with an incident of uninvited toe-sucking in a hospital ward? Ok, maybe there’s a few. But you’ve landed on this one.
Text Message Mayhem Vs Farty Threatener…
Join us this week where we see the oddest use of Coldplay lyrics and a violent case of flatulence featuring our first Florida Woman.
Inadmissible Poo vs Did I Get the Job?...
Who will win this week? A courtroom which descends into excrement flinging chaos or a potential act of criminal vengeance after a failed job interview?
Bringing the Thunder vs Noodle Nudity...
Two stories this week showcase the quickest vacuum emptier in Fort Myres and the odd lengths a percussionist will go to just to drop a beat
Toilets for Justice vs America: F#@% Vampires...
In which a petty premeditated porcelain projectile protagonist goes up against a dangerous demon destroying dancer. Two stories, one winner.
Furniture Feast vs “Grandma, Grandma”...
Battling it out this week are a hungry criminal without a table booking and a trespasser resorting to gibberish
Welcome to our show; although if you're already a regular listener, screw the welcome.
You're not going to grow as a person by listening to this particular introductory episode. This is the first episode to set the scene... here's where we show our workings.
All other episodes are full to the brim of crazy Florida Men antics.
Note: No Florida Men were harmed during the making of this episode (mainly because we didn't talk about any).