My Mate Dave: Recent Episodes
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and Dave decided to share his story! Let's just say this is not a story any fifth grade kid should rely!
My Mate Dave had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. Find out what Dave did to keep his job.
Dave lays down the law as manager but unfortunately it (kind of) backfires. A good giggle guaranteed!
Darren has the strangest mate Dave, he’s rather legendary. Dave always seems to find himself in peculiar situations and Darren loves telling us about him. Find out what Dave got up to in today's My Mate Dave
My Mate Dave's kid was playing in a supervised kids area at DCC while Dave went to play 18 holes. Everything was going fine until Schabir Shaik showed up!
We would just like to ask the ladies at clicks who ask: 'Do you have a clicks card and I say No' please don’t look at me like I just said, No, I didn’t pass matric.
Dave is not allowed to take taxi's home any more, find out why in today's My Mate Dave.
Find out what My Mate Dave says when the robber asks what Dave will give up - Money or his life?
My Mate Dave has great advice for those who don’t have money to give to street beggars.
Dave hates it when his mother in law and the old ditties from church visit them. Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
Always do the 3 point check before using a public toilet! Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
Carol and Dave decided to get a new family pet. So they decide to purchase a second hand parrot. This parrot came with warning labels! Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
My Mate Dave teaches you how to get out of trouble after a boys night out goes pear shaped.
While Dave and Carol share their concerns with the therapist the most unexpected thing happened! Find out what in today’s My Mate Dave
This would only happen to Carol and Dave. Find out what went down in today's My Mate Dave
Find out what happened to Dave and Carol when they got stuck with a granny in the plane!
Find out why Carol has no problem with Dave mowing the lawn butt naked in today's My Mate Dave
Carol surprises Dave with a gift that she will probably utilize more than him. Find out what it is in today's My Mate Dave
Dave an Carol are the perfect example of how religious and atheist can coexist. Find out how they do it in today's My Mate Dave
Dave tries to impress Carol at a restaurant up in Hillcrest. But things go terribly wrong… Find out what happened in today’s My Mate Dave
Dave’s long lost friend confides in him about his sex life. Find out what he is complaining about in today’s My Mate Dave
Dave always says the wrong thing during Christmas shopping! Find out what he said to Carol in today's My Mate Dave
Don’t you dare mess with this pharmacist from Musgrave. My Mate Dave shares his unpleasant encounter
Overshare alert: Dave’s son discloses private information to his principle. Awkwardness guaranteed!
Shame poor boy! Dave's son might be scarred for life. Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
Although unsanitary, Dave's wife Carol has an effective way of dealing with his shenanigans.
Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said? My Mate Dave experienced this while he was admitted to hospital. Find out what happened in today's My Mate Dave
Freakiness follows My Mate Dave! Find out what happened when he went in for a operation recently.
A couple on a flight caught in the bathroom doing something they shouldn't have. Click here to hear what happened, if you dare.
The best part of your wedding just may happen after the guests go home and you slip out of your fancy clothes...
Who needs entertainment when you have two beggars at a birthday party! Find out what happened at Dave's daughters birthday bash.
Dave's daughter is quite emotional after the family attended a funeral. She asked her dad what would happen to her if her parents should die... Dave's son response is priceless! Listen to it here
A random guy requests some ‘what what’ from a butcher! The butcher has NO idea what he is looking for. Find out what he was referring to in today’s My Mate Dave
Dave completes in a chef-down and decides to do a crab curry! Find out what happens to his crabs before landing in joburg ahead of the event
During their travels Dave and Carol witnessed a seemingly catty conversation exchange between a person of prominence and a sassy stewardess with an entertaining ending...
Dave meets Carol’s family for the first time and does the most inappropriate thing ever! Take a listen here:
Dave's wife sets the best example for all wives. She is willing to do anything for Dave...Anything!
While the team were in Switzerland, Dave was visiting Italy and decided to share what happened on his trip that taught him to never ever ever fool around abroad…
Dave’s son totally embarrassed by his grandmother! Find out what granny got up to in today's My Mate Dave
Dave's son recalls the remarkable difference of his trip to school with his Grandmother driving as opposed to his Grandfather.
Dave bumps into an old mate while up in Pretoria – Dave is absolutely gobsmacked when he finds out what he does for a living now!
Dave’s little girl asked her daddy one of the most awkward questions! Find out how Dave explains this one
We’ll have none of that in our neighbourhood says Dave’s daughter. Find out what she is taking about in today’s My Mate Dave
Dave explains to his son why you should NOT suck your thumb and what the consequences are if you do!
Warning to all men: This is why you don’t talk about mom with your kids behind her back!
Darren has the strangest mate Dave, he’s rather legendary. Dave always seems to find himself in peculiar situations and Darren loves telling us about him. Sit back and enjoy!
My Mate Dave overheard an awkward conversation between a man and a bookstore assistant! Get ready to LOL
Dave learned the very important lesson that sometimes you just have to eat what's in front of you and hold your questions!
According to Dave, this is the funniest joke ever told! What do you think? Take a listen
Best you listen to this choke story without eating or drinking... or else you yourself might end up choking!
The Problem with rumours? Even though they may not be true at some point they may surface a scandal.
Dave gives the wrong answer to an unrelated question! Oh boy, find out why he got into trouble for in class
That awkward parent question: Daddy what is sex? Dave explains to his daughter about the ‘birds and the bees’
Dave got suspended from school for two weeks! Why he got suspended will make your day! Take a listen
Dave has a heavy heart and decided to confess his hidden secrets with a priest… Sometimes things are just better left unsaid Dave!
During their vacation, and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Dave's mother-in-law died! Find out to why Dave was so adamant to get his mother-in-law's body back to South Africa
While Dave was visiting Cape Town he got mugged but the most unfortunate thing happened...
This is why My Mate Dave spent 50% of his Primary school journey outside the class room
First, there's nothing wrong with you if you find yourself farting in public but there is an exception to the rule if Bill Gates and his mates are around!
Its a clean one today from back in the day when Dave finally graduated with a national diploma for Computer sciences and all IT'ed out he chats to this car salesmen when he was about to buy his new car.
'Where did I come from Dad?' Dave thought he was awfully clever when he used computer language to explain it... Giggles guaranteed!
What happens at the doctor’s office should stay at the doctor’s office Dave! Take a listen to this morning’s risky My Mate Dave if you dare
Careful what you share with your kids in aisle 7 of family kwikspar says Dave's wife, Carol
Dave's teacher confronted Dave in front of the entire class about his apparent cheating! His teacher asks him a couple of questions to prove that he did in fact cheat in his exam... Take a listen
Dave demands to know who broke in his house but not for the reason you might expect! Find out why in today's My Mate Dave
Dave's taxi driver completely lost control of the car and nearly hit a bus when he tapped the drivers shoulder! But why?
Dave and Carol in an attempt to rekindle their romance decide to go to Rome, Italy. Did it work? Find out in today's My Mate Dave
What happens on the South Coast, stays on the South Coast - Dave shares his first bikers bar experience
This one is for all the Sharks fans out there! Dave's teachers isn't impressed that Dave is a Sharks supporter - she's actually furious and wants Dave to explain why he supports the Sharks, this is what he has to say:
Dave and Alain have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. Dave has had no luck at all and Alain has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. Find out what his fishing secret is here:
Yodeling: We all know it's a Swiss thing, but when did it start and why? And does anyone still do it? Darren shares the secret history of yodeling – sort of!
Dave is totally ignoring Darren because he didn't crack invites to Switzerland - so Darren decided to share some interesting things you might not know the Swiss do, take a listen:
I'm in Switzerland and Dave isn't so I asked a Swiss waiter to tell me a joke and this is it:
This my Mate Dave is about My Mate Darren today! Embarrassing moment on the flight to Switzerland
Ever locked your keys in your car before? Dave and Carol share their tips on how to retrieve your keys!
Dave overhears this phone conversation between carol and her mom which he wishes he never heard! Take a listen
Need a good chuckle after a hard day? Then take a listen to what happened to Dave's wife Carol at a group family therapy session...
Dave got into trouble with his math teacher but he has no idea why! His dad asked him to tell him what happened and this is what he had to say:
Dave's son asks him what the difference is between confident and confidential! This is how Dave decide to explain it to his son:
The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the "doggie position"
Dave's wife starts putting questions to him about his new secretary! He answers them quick and easy - but things turn horrible wrong! Find out what happened here: