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This is the opening credit sequence from the 1985 craptacular Sho Kosugi masterpiece "Nine Deaths of the Ninja".
And good God, this was ill-advised. Just everything went wrong, from the seemingly-improvised sexy leotard dance off, to the horribly unsexy interplay of sword and female form, to the music, oh the music. Just please stop the music.
Sho's character is called Spike Shinobi. He fights a trio of Filipino little people, one of whom hits him in the nuts.
Executive produced and starring 70s tennis legend Vijay Armitraj, who is clearly boning the lady who plays his secretary.
It's hard to tell from the recording, but some people in attendance suggested I was so focused on getting my tenses right, that I called my good friend Jason the wrong name.
Jury's still out, as far as I'm concerned.
Just what in the sam hell is this old guy doing on a bench on Larchmont? Some sort of old guy crotch exercises?
This beautiful song, performed by the fictional folk trio Tom, Bill and Mary in Robert Altman's "Nashville" was written for the film by Gary Busey. Weird.
Pay close attention because there's a subtle cue in there which is the key to understanding the continuity between timelines, and the fulfillment of the Novikov self-consistency principle.
HINT: Listen for the car horn. That's the precise moment at which the causal loop rejoins itself!
I'm no Einstein, but this is the one part of the movie that I could never wrap my mind around.
From the Vista Theater in Los Feliz, Los Angeles, CA. Produced by Pike Productions, Inc. of Newport, Rhode Island, ca. 1993.
Ira and Barry, ice cream magnates as portrayed by David Paymer and Josh Mostel. "Scoop o' chocolate, scoop o' vanilla. Don't waste my time."
Ira and Barry, ice cream magnates as portrayed by David Paymer and Josh Mostel. "If it was us, could you eat?"
This is the genius Andy Kaufman as Tony Clifton on the 1977 HBO Young Comedians Special. Part 1 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3UG8jP3A8M
This is very rare. Read the backstory here: http://lonelysandwich.com/post/13391822/stanley-kubrick-presents-andy-kaufman-on-vhs
This is the genius Andy Kaufman as Tony Clifton on the 1977 HBO Young Comedians Special. Part 4 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIX_pkFF-CU
This is very rare. Read the backstory here: http://lonelysandwich.com/post/13391822/stanley-kubrick-presents-andy-kaufman-on-vhs
This is the genius Andy Kaufman on the 1977 HBO Young Comedians Special. Part 3 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jbu5x2Z-U0
This is very rare. Read the backstory here: http://lonelysandwich.com/post/13391822/stanley-kubrick-presents-andy-kaufman-on-vhs
This is the genius Andy Kaufman on the 1977 HBO Young Comedians Special. Part 2 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xHeONG6N4M
This is very rare. Read the backstory here: http://lonelysandwich.com/post/13391822/stanley-kubrick-presents-andy-kaufman-on-vhs
This idea was blatantly stolen from YouTube user Shitentoozate, who has previously realized it in lower quality here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mr_XAM8CMw
Thanks for the idea, Shitentoozate, and hopefully you're okay with the redo.
Culled from 90's Commercials Vol. 14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA1ij7mVv48&fmt=18 This is the only example I could find on YouTube of the tremendous work done by Ladysmith Black Mambazo for this historic candy campaign. One love.