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We review 31 horror movies every October!

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Hey, we're heading down the rabbit hole of classic allegory again with Dark Harvest (2023), a story where the old saying is true: it's just as scared of you as you are of it!

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Here's a movie I never got to see, other than bits on TV, and I always wondered: Jacob's Ladder (1990). Weird, wild stuff.

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Share a classic Hollywood tale with us, in Starry Eyes (2014), in which a girl auditions for a movie. Isn't that enough to call it horror?

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It's time for another instant Benson and Moorhead classic, with Something In The Dirt (2022), a tale of two guys hanging out in a hot apartment, arguing. Doesn't every part of that sound interesting?

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This week, we discuss the subgenre of "random supernatural force kills teens", with Polaroid (2019). It's totally different from "crazy undead guy kills teens" and "one of the teens kills teens but which one?".

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Who can turn down a time loop movie? Let's watch a marriage fall apart along with the time-space continuum in Brightwood (2022)!

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Dip your toe into The Outwaters (2022), waters which are heavily laced with mushrooms, acid, and gallons of blood.

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Have you ever played Werewolf? Well now you don't have to, with Werewolves Within (2021)! It can play itself right before your eyes.

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You'll never guess where The Collingswood Story (2002) takes place. Wait, you got it right! It does take place on a 2002 video-phone platform called Dekko!

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It's time to lighten the mood a little with Stephen King's story of dead pets and kids being run over by trucks, Pet Sematary (2019)!

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Not only can I not resist a horror anthology, I double can't resist a movie called Creepypasta (2023)!

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Silent House (2011) is all done in one shot, just like our podcast! It's also disorienting and hard to listen to, just like our podcast!

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The 70's were most definitely a time, and we're here to prove that once again with Sisters (1972).

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You know the phrase "talk to the hand"? Well, Talk To Me (2022) is literally an entire film built around that premise.

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Come watch I See You (2019) with us again, for the third or more time, as we fail to remember we have already seen it! We haven't reviewed it before though, so that's new.

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We're back for a 2024 season, and just like us, Sabrina the Teenage Witch is traveling through time in Totally Killer (2024)!

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In this grand finale to our 2023 season, we ask: Should you run away from Run Sweetheart Run (2022), or run to your TV and punch it in? We are here to give you much-needed direction. Listen!

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Wait, it's another not-horror movie, and this one IS a sci-fi action flick. Well, not so much action. It's Synchronic (2019)!

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Yeah, sometimes we get a non-horror movie. This time, though, it's a depressing drama rather than some kind of sci-fi action flick, with We're All Going To The World's Fair (2021).

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It's that spooky time of year again! The time when I watch movie after movie all day long! However, in order to actually release it on Halloween, I did one movie a day for a while instead. It's the Halloween Roundup!

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Haha, 100% no cars! Road Train (2010) is our final possessed vehicle movie for the month, and it's about a... road train. That's an Aussie term, which just means semi truck hauling 2 or more trailers. Educational content!

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Three movies in and we've still managed to avoid a single possessed car, with The Toybox (2018). It's not about a toy box, though. That's not a vehicle.

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As our possessed vehicle celebration continues, we watch Killdozer (1974), which is about some type of vehicle. Which one, do you think?

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This year's Halloween celebration kicks off with a honk, as we begin a 4-episode series on possessed vehicles, with Motorboat (2023)! Fear the RC boat.

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Ring ring! You better get that, it's The Black Phone (2021)!

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Remember when getting a scary movie meant going down to Blockbuster and renting a VHS tape, and then being kind and rewinding? Well, that's not what The Rental (2020) is about at all.

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Oops, we did it again. The Apology (2022) is a thriller, not a horror movie. But we're still gonna talk about it!

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Immersing yourself in the 70's is a common mistake by many film critics. Watch us make it with The Brood (1979).

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Do you Re/Member (2022) Groundhog Day? So does the entire film industry, but I never get tired of seeing new takes on the idea!

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What does it do? It Stains The Sands Red (2016)! Let's talk about it.

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Incantation (2022) is a ritual/movie you can perform/watch in order to be cursed/entertained. You don't get to pick, it's both.

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It's Christmas in August (or July according to this podcast) as we enjoy the fun of opening up The Advent Calendar (2021). It's full of surprises.

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It's gothic horror time on the podcast as we join Harry Potter in The Woman The Black (2012). I bet Daniel Radcliffe loves being referred to as Harry Potter for the rest of his life.

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Did you live in the UK in 1992? Then maybe you saw Ghostwatch (1992) when it aired live on TV! And maybe you are permanently scarred by that experience and that explains why you listen to our podcast!

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Who ya gonna call when the Evil Dead Rise (2023)? Not Bruce Campbell, that's for sure. He's retired from this business.

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If you ask me to tell you the name of today's movie, I'm just gonna say Nope (2022).

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It's summertime, so why don't you join us at The Beach House (2019), along with your parents' weird friends? And possibly zombies?

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Step over the velvet rope and fall right into the 80's with us in Waxwork (1988), a historically accurate tale of demon babies and werewolves.

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This time we have to ponder if anybody sleeps in the woods tonight, with Nobody Sleeps In The Woods Tonight (2020). I suppose we should just take these movies at their word. If they're lying, then it's a twist!

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If you had to guess, would you say somebody gets out alive in No One Gets Out Alive (2021)? We delve into this and other difficult questions in today's podcast.

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Also known as Uno Para Morir (2023), we watched Death's Roulette (2023) this week, and we have a lot to say about the contractors that serial killers hire!

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It's double feature day! We watched Horror In The High Desert (2021) and of course, we had to follow it up with Horror In The High Desert 2: Minerva (2023). So sit back and hear how they compare, both to each other and to watching paint dry.

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My ghost friend Jackson wanted you to listen to our podcast. Wouldn't you do Anything For Jackson (2020)? Pop it in your earholes!

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Are you ready for monday night Raw (2016), coming at you live from the local veterinary school? I hope so because it's a hair-pulling, nail-biting free-for-all! Oh man, if you see the movie, come back and re-read that sentence. It's a thinker.

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It's not exactly horror, but we watched Tau (2018) before we knew that, so now you're gonna hear about it.

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I can't believe it's May already. Seriously? How? Anyway, Dead Hot (2023) turned out to be a documentary instead of a horror movie, and that's hot.

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Time for a movie about a song! It's The Sonata (2018), a twisty tale of secret codes and screaming children.

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No girls allowed in Hell Gang! It's Delirium (2018), the movie about dude bros sharing their feelings and shouting over each other.

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We're letting M. Night hold the football for us once again as we check out Knock At The Cabin (2023). He'll let us kick it this time, surely!

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Even though we've never seen M1GAN or M2GAN, we decided to check out M3GAN (2022), to see what all the robot doll fuss was about.

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The sun's going down and it's Near Dark (1987), so grab some popcorn and come watch the inspiration behind Joss Whedon's entire ouvre!

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Altitude (2010) is a cautionary tale about allowing teenagers to fly planes. Or have comic books.

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A Honeymoon (2014) is supposed to be a romantic, intimate time of personal connection. But, you know, this is a horror movie.

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The jock. The nerd. The rebel. The stoner. It's the School Spirit (2019) club!

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Today we take a deep dive into navel-gazing with Saint Maud (2019), a depressing character study. Prepare to get maudlin! That'd be the movie's catchphrase if it was fun enough for catchphrases.

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Do you like movies where the title is a lie? The Ninth Passenger (2018) has what you need! Enjoy the harrowing tale of either eight or ten, but definitely not nine, passengers on a doomed voyage!

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If you liked Buffy, you'll enjoy seeing Eliza Dushku reprise the role of Faith (inadvertently?) as these college kids take a Wrong Turn (2003) in the back woods of West Virginia!

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It's just some classic ghost shenanigans today with They Live In The Grey (2022), a story about they who live in the grey.

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It's a throwback to the 1950's as The Sand (2015) devours any college kid that dares step upon it! Featuring Trunk Parkour, Trashcan Gilbert, the Hot Dog Test, and more!

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Today your first course should be a viewing of The Menu (2022), because you don't want to be spoiled by even a soupcon of spoilers from our podcast before experiencing this darkly comedic satire.

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You know I can't resist a horror anthology, so will Rad Chad deliver the goods in Scare Package (2019)?

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It's the new year, and if your resolution is to smile more, then Smile (2022) is definitely for you! It's a heartwarming tale of joy and smiles, practically a Dr. Suess yarn. Nobody's head falls off at any point.

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Also known as Amjeon, Warning: Do Not Play (2019) does not describe our podcast, or the popular video games from Hamumu Games. Do play those!

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In the long history of horror movies with titles that are also addresses, Room 203 (2022) is definitely one of them.

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Everybody else wanted to share their hot take on Prey (2022), so we had to get in on that too! Best Predator movie ever? Let's find out.

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Ruh oh Raggy! You're getting decapitated! It's time for adult Scooby Doo in Saturday Morning Mystery (2012), AKA Saturday Morning Massacre.

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Come with us and learn how easy it is to trick a demon in The Night House (2020)!

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There is No Escape (2020) from 2020, even now in 2022! But this is a movie about an escape room.

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Vacancy (2007) is a behind-the-scenes look at the making of a snuff film! Real informative.

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In 2022, the world is horror! Who needs to wait for October? We're starting now with Old (2021).

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We disregard Moviebot entirely and get a little personal in the final podcast of the year, with What Have You Done To Solange? (1972) and The Possession of Michael King (2014).

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Originally planned to be our final episode, hence the evil twin The Last Ones (2012), streaming difficulties forced us to make a change, and so The Loved Ones (2009) is now our penultimate watch of 2021.

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You know, what keeps me alive the most is not being buried alive - On a related note, we watched What Keeps You Alive (2018) and Buried Alive (2007).

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Say hi to both tension and anxiety (in case you haven't been intimately acquainted since 2020...), with High Tension (2003) and High Anxiety (1977)!

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You may think pairing Splice (2009) with The Wisher (2002) makes no sense, but here's a fun fact: The Wisher is also widely known as Spliced!

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Today it's 1BR (2019) and One Missed Call (2003). I have no jokes about this.

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You like movies about stuff that isn't born? This is your day! We're watching The Unborn (2009) and The Unborn (1991)!

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In our biggest Evil Twin stretch of the year, we bring you The Stylist (2020) and Personal Shopper (2016) today. You try to find a better match for The Stylist!

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Today we're hauling a load of Cargo, from 2017 and 2019. It is amazing how many movies are named Cargo, and yet so few of them are horror movies.

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In a brilliant pairing, today we bring you Charlie's Farm (2014) and The Farm (2010). The brilliant part is that The Farm is actually owned by a guy named Charlie!

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What does It do, you ask? Well, It Comes At Night (2017) and It Waits (2005)!

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Twice in the same year: La Llorona (2019) and Curse of La Llorona (2019). Which one will be m-m-m-my Llorona?

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Nothing I like better than when we can pair a movie with its own remake. Today's movies are both Martyrs, from 2008 and 2015!

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We're watching Noroi: The Curse (2005) and The Curse (1987). Noroi is Japanese for The Curse, which makes this a truly cursed episode of the Hoedown!

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The evil twin to our earlier movie, Girl House (2014), turns out to be His House (2020). I won't keep you in suspense: it is infinitely superior. How could it not be?

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It should surprise no one that there are plenty of horror movies named Clown, like this one from 2014 and its evil twin from 2019. And you'll never guess what they're about!

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Is that a Black Rock (2012) or a Black Sheep (2006)? I know one of them is fuzzy, but I can't remember which.

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I feel like I'm breaking the movie's rules by writing this, but we watch The Bye Bye Man (2017) and Goodnight Mommy (2014) today. Adios! Auf Weidersehen! Au revoir! Ciao!

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We watched The Veil (2016) and Miranda Veil (2020), and the word veil starts to look really weird when you type it too many times.

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It's hard to find an evil twin for a movie called Blood Quantum (2019), so I just grabbed Blood Vessel (2019) and called it a day.

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Cadaver (2020) is a wintry post-apocalyptic tale of theatrical follies, while The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018) is about a cadaver.

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Prevenge (2016) is a dish best served hot, with a little cold Revenge (2017) for dessert a year later.

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Two twists today: our evil twin movie, His House (2020) is coming up later, because MovieBot told us to watch it too! And second twist: I am telling you in advance not to watch this awful movie, Girlhouse (2014). It is bad.

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Today it's all about sweet ladies from half a century ago, with Alice Sweet Alice (1976) and Hush Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)!

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There ain't no other movies named Ginger Snaps, or even named after cookies, so I had to pair Ginger Snaps (2000) with its own sequel, Ginger Snaps 2 (2004)! It's double the angsty teen werewolves!

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I've actually reviewed Dead Silence (2007) before, but it had to come back as the perfect evil twin to The Silence (2019). Does my opinion stand? Of course it does, why would I be wrong about something?

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Await Further Instructions (2018) and Await The Dawn (2020). What are you waiting for? Go listen to us talk about them!

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Dark Light (2019) is about aliens, and Brightburn (2019) is about AN alien. Actually there might only be one in Dark Light too, I'm not sure.

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It's the landmark 100th episode of our podcast! Cry Wolf (2005) is about high school drama and lies, while Crying Wolf 3D (2015) is the werewolf movie you expected when you heard the title Cry Wolf.

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Today, we put you in Detention twice with Detention (2011) and Detention (2019). Maybe you should've thought before you acted, mister.

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Welcome back to the Hoedown! This year you're in for a treat - two movies in every episode! First up: The Blob and its remake. What's better? Strawberry jam or tentacles?

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To finish up 2020's Halloween, I spent all of Halloween day (sort of) watching movies nonstop. Join us, spoiler-FREE this time, for quick reviews of 11 movies, and a little bit of reminiscing about a month of joy in the midst of a year of terror.

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To round out our year of movies, we like to hit a classic. So this year, it's "Candyman" (1992)! Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman.

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Riveting action just in the title alone! "A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night" (2014) is a black and white film, made in America, that is entirely Iranian. And that's the least confusing part.

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"The Food of the Gods" (1976) is based on a portion of a novel by H.G. Wells! The portion with giant rats and chickens.

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"Final Prayer" (2013) is about Vatican dudes checking out a miracle in a podunk town, via the miracle of found footage!

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Just like it sounds, "Uncle Sam" (1996) is indeed the story of an undead Gulf War soldier who comes back to murder anybody who disrespects the USA, or just offends him mildly. And this guy's got a nephew. And is named Sam.

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A multi-layered tale of the things we all cloak ourselves in, "The Skin I Live In" (2011) could also be about Tony The Tiger, Dr. Frankenstein, and Supergirl. It's in Spanish.

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Our oldest movie ever reviewed, "The Bad Seed" (1956) is a question of nature or nurture: why is this kid a psychopath? And what is Mrs. Daigle drinking?

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Look, it's 2020, and we've all done plenty of Zoom meetings. "Host" (2020) brings all the terror of a real zoom meeting to life, but smooths it over with a little demonic malevolence.

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"Sweetheart" (2019) is not the romantic comedy the title suggests, but rather a story that asks 'what if Wilson the volleyball was trying to eat Tom Hanks?' The answer may surprise you.

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The last in our four-part series, today's film is Adam Green's movie (advertised heavily in "Digging Up The Marrow"), "Hatchet" (2006). Does he redeem himself with this masterwork? Find out.

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Part 3 of our series on the marrow, today we cover the obvious inspiration for the previous movie, "Nightbreed" (1990). It's a Romeo and Juliet tale of monsters and MAGA.

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Today is another found footage mockumentary, "Digging Up The Marrow" (2014). And thus we enter our 4-part series (of which this is part 2) in which we dig up some marrow on this film.

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Today we venture into the darkness of "The Tunnel" (2011), a free fan-funded fear film for found footage fiends from Fosters' frothy fount, Australia!

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"Night of the Creeps" (1986) is really really 80's. It also has slugs, zombies, and naked alien babies.

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Meh, this movie is "The Scarehouse" (2014). I guess we watched it.

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Don't let the name fool you, "Devil's Gate" (2017) is actually an X-Files-esque alien thriller, not whatever you're thinking.

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Take a break from the global pandemic with "Sea Fever" (2019), the story of people who refuse to quarantine for even 36 hours!

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You better strap in because this experimental gem, "Witch-Hunt" (2017) is both horror(?) movie and learn-to-play tutorial for Werewolf! It's... unique.

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Ironically one of our longest episodes, "Evil Little Things" (2020) is an anthology movie which oddly contains only 2 stories (plus a wrap-around). Watch with us, won't you?

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The movie "American Poltergeist" (2015) is a chilling tale of a poltergeist in America, except now that I think about it there is literally zero poltergeist activity. There is however an exorcism in which someone does the robot.

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Uh oh, we're watching a Netflix Original... it's "The Perfection" (2018)! Does it break the Netflix Original curse?

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Tonight's movie, starting at exactly midnight, is "The Midnight Man" (2016). You have to keep watching it until 3:33 AM, even though it's not nearly that long!

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Okay, this one is just a giant rant with occasional brief moments of movie review. It's "The Current Occupant" (2020)!

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Today's movie is sinister. No, that's what it's called! "Sinister" (2012). Enjoy!

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In the year 2000, humankind created "Final Destination" (2000), a movie about John Denver's hatred of millenials.

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Time for another classic of its era, with "Anaconda" (2007). It's got Ice Cube!

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Today we step in the wayback machine to visit a movie from before porcelain was invented! It's "Village of the Damned" (1960). Creepy kids.

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Today, let's discuss a Korean film called "Shutter" (2004). It's a ghost story, why not?

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Today's film is "The Blackcoat's Daughter" (2015), a story of love and loss and decapitation.

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Today we checked out "Exhibit A" (2007), and wouldn't you know it? It's a found footage movie! Yippee!

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We're starting off 2020 with an acid trip down memory lane in "Braid" (2018)! Welcome back to another year of Halloween fun!

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To finish up 2019's Halloween, I spent all of Halloween day watching movies nonstop. Listen up for spoiler-free reviews of 11 horror hits (and misses)!

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It's the last official movie of the hoedown, and we're checking out "The Wailing" (2016). It's a Korean movie that will hopefully leave you guessing at its mysteries just as long as we did. Otherwise, we'll feel dumb, and you don't want us to feel dumb!

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Today we watched "Enter Nowhere" (2010), which may not actually qualify as a horror movie at all, but how can I resist a description about strangers meeting up somewhere and not knowing how they are all connected?

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"Ouija Seance: The Final Game" (2018) is not about a seance, barely contains a ouija board, and is not the final movie of a trilogy as the name implies. It is however the most Italian movie I have ever seen.

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"We Are Still Here" (2015) to review another movie for you! This one is an homage to the 70's. Did we really need to go back to brown suits and avocado mini-skirts?

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We watched "Happy Death Day" 2 years ago, and now time has looped back around for us to review "Happy Death Day 2U" (2019). Better? Or much much worse?

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"Deadtectives" (2018) is a horror-comedy about a fraudulent ghost-hunting team facing real ghosts for the first time. And yeah, it's a bad title.

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"One Cut of the Dead" (2017) is an experimental Japanese zombie movie filmed entirely in one shot... or is it?

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This is your final boarding call for "Flight 7500" (2014). And we do mean FINAL! Get it? It's like a death thing.

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We have previously reviewed every single Bad Ben movie. Now the 6th one "Bad Ben: The Way In" (2019) may prove to be our last.

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In "Apostle" (2018), a man pretends to join a cult to rescue his sister from them. All up in them olden days!

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"In The Tall Grass" (2019) is exactly what it says. There is also a rock.

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We watched the 40-year sequel last year, so now we finally got around to watching "Halloween" (1978), the original! How does it compare?

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We're hosting a "Murder Party" (2007) today, and you're all invited! Come alone.

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We watched "The Orphanage" (2007) with one of our classic Ghost Reviewers, Amy! See what she thinks about this Spanish tale of missing children.

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"Better Watch Out" (2016) is, as the name suggests, a lovely holiday story! It's got carolers and everything (note: everything includes pistol-whipping and internal decapitation).

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Our movie today is "Tigers Are Not Afraid" (2017), a subtitled Mexican film which... yikes. It might not scare you, but it will break your heart.

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Today we have found found footage! We watched "Afflicted" (2013), the travelogue of two guys just going on a merry holiday around the world. Should be a fun time.

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"Chernobyl Diaries" (2012) is not the found footage we were looking for... again! It is also not diaries, nor does it take place in Chernobyl. I feel lied to.

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"Ghost Stories" (2017) is an anthology of ghost stories. Or is not... depends on which host you listen to!

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Foolishly, we made "13 Cameras" (2015) our 12th review of the year rather than our 13th. We can't all be perfect.

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There are quite a few movies named Anna, but "Anna" (2017), which is currently on Hulu, is the one we watched. We may have been better off with literally any other Anna movie.

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What more exciting subject could a movie have than a hole in the ground? "The Hole In The Ground" (2019) seems to think nothing would be better!

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Today's movie is "April Fool's Day" (1986), a slasher classic from the 80's with a big twist! How does it hold up today?

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"30 Miles From Nowhere" (2018) is our movie for today. It's a little comedy, a little horror, and more than a little strange.

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You won't want to escape the room in which you're enjoying our lively discussion of "Escape Room" (2019).

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We reviewed It (2017) 2 years ago, so now it's time to wrap the story up with "It: Chapter Two" (2019)!

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We're heading so far back that it's before even I was born, with "Frogs" (1972), an eco-horror story about... frogs.

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Today we watched "The Autopsy of Jane Doe" (2016). It goes pretty far into actual autopsy techniques, so it's not for the squeamish!

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Ready or not, here comes our review of "Ready Or Not" (2019). Listen to learn if we were ready. Or not, it's your call.

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Today we watched "The Grudge" (2004), which is the US remake of "Ju-On: The Grudge" (2002). It's a movie about people being scared to death. Did we become such people ourselves? Find out by listening (Hint: if I were dead, I could not write this)!

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We're back for another year of reviews, starting with "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark" (2019), which we went all the way to the theater to see!

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It's a Halloween tradition! I laid on the couch and watched movies for the ENTIRE DAY. Hear my spoilerrific reviews for 9 horror films: The Hunted (2014), The Horror Network (2015), Malevolent (2018), Truth or Dare (2017), Tragedy Girls (2017), Darkness (2004), Island Zero (2018), Seven In Heaven (2018), and The Devil's Candy (2017). We even roped in Solee for a couple of them.

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Here's our final wrap up and analysis for 2018's month of movie mayhem!

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For our grand finale this month, we scooped up the entire rest of the Bad Ben films: Steelmanville Road, Badder Ben, Bad Ben: The Mandela Effect, and the latest release, The Crescent Moon Clown. It's not just a podcast, it's a Quadcast! How do they compare to the original which garnered an astounding 5 Spooky Haunted Baby Toys from our resident critic? Let's find out.

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We never saw the original, but we sure did watch "Halloween" (2018) to share with you! Watch the final(?) confrontation between Michael Myers and the one that got away, with us! This podcast has an amazing ending you will not believe, seriously.

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Just an early warning about "The Open House" (2018): Feel free to listen to our podcast (because we're fun!), but DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. Find out why not by listening!

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In "Hideaway" (1995), Jeff Goldblum wears a turtleneck and stammers. Did you expect him to do anything else?

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Just to be clear, "Tag" (2015) is NOT the hilarious comedy about a group of men who've played a single game of Tag for years on end (That's "Tag" (2018)!). Nope, this Japanese film is... not that. Definitely. Hope you're a fan of both gore and confusion.

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We watched the original 1982 version, so now we follow up with "The Thing" (2011)! How does it compare? Find out by jamming some earbuds in your ears and cranking us up!

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Our first zombie film for the month is "Life After Beth" (2014). Can our hero get over his girlfriend's death? Is that easier or harder if she comes back? You probably know the answer.

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Pro-tip: If the flight number is 666, just pick a different flight. It's not gonna go well. And it doesn't, in "Flight 666" (2018), as our poor passengers are assailed by ghosts and bad acting.

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"The Endless" (2018) ... well, I could make jokes based on the premise, but why spoil something amazing? It's about two guys who go back to visit the cult that they escaped from in their youth. A must-watch.

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We step in the wayback machine today to visit "Targets" (1968), the story of what happens when a psychotic sniper crosses paths with a retiring horror film star. It's the original odd couple!

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Time to check out another Rob Zombie film! "The Lords of Salem" (2013) is about a bunch of witches, but the scary part is that it's also about morning talk radio DJs. SHUDDER.

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In "A Dark Song" (2016), we watch as two people spend months on end performing an incredibly detailed magic ritual. Is it real? Will anything happen? Let's find out!

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"Bad Ben" (2016) is a found footage movie, in the Paranormal Activity style... made pretty much entirely by one man! Check it out!

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We review "Apartment 212" and boy howdy, do we have some fierce fightin' feminist fury to unleash in the wake of it.

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Is Stephen King immortal, or is there just a blanket prohibition on harming him? Is it just one specific person who can't kill him, or are we receiving a general ruling? Find out in our review of "You Can't Kill Stephen King" (2012).

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What happens above, stays above. Or it's the same as what happens below, perhaps? Anyway, we watched "As Above, So Below" (2014) and we lived to tell you about it. So listen up!!

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Our movie today is "Ryde" (2017), a cautionary tale about taking rides from strangers. Which is funny, our parents told us not to do that when we were kids, but now everybody does it all the time! Well, stop doing it after watching this movie!

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"The Eyes of My Mother" (2016) is a black and white slow burner. Too slow? Or does it burn too much? Find out by listening to our review!

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We're joined by two guests to thoroughly review "Little Evil" (2017), a Netflix Original horror-comedy!

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I can't pass up an anthology movie, so here we are with 10 "Tales of Halloween" (2015). Which one is the best?

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We watched old people being creepy, and young people rapping poorly, in "The Visit" (2015). Won't you join us?

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"The Boy" (2016) is not actually about a boy! It's about a doll. A creepy doll.

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We ramble aimlessly on the topic of "The Blood Hunters" (2016) today. There's a lot to talk about!

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Today we watched "The Stepfather" (1987), a classic apparently, except I never heard of it before!

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Also known as "Ouija 3: The Charlie Charlie Challenge", "Charlie Charlie" (2016) is actually totally unrelated to the other Ouija movies. It does feature a surprise burrito, though!

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False advertising - "11 Minutes" (2016) is actually over an hour long.

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"The Thing" (1982) is a unique movie in that it's about a thing. Listen in to find out if it's better than "The Stuff" (which I reviewed a few years ago!).

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We watched "June" (2015), which is mainly about somebody named June.

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Today, we watch "The Levenger Tapes" (2013). It combines teens and found footage, like chocolate and peanut butter.

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It's based on a True Tree! How can you miss watching "Devil's Tree" (2018) with us?

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Our first episode has us discussing the 2018 movie "Unsane" starring Claire Foy.