The Kalish Talk Show: Recent Episodes
Abbas Kalima
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After another hiatus your favourite podcasters are cozying up to spill the tea as the rain pounds down on the 254. From floods to current relationships status, tune in because the tea gets hotter🔥
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We have our very first guest of the year and It's none other than the ever wiser one mr. Richard Oketch🧔🏿♂️. The teacher himself schools us on marriage, sex(bad manoz😏) and the ever dynamic dating scene in this 254. So as not to make too much noise and get on the noise makers list, grab your desk mate, take out your notebook and tune in 👂🏽
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After not meeting for close to a month, your favorite hosts link up for what can only be described as messy, shady and 'ranty' kind of a podcast🤣 Abbas will not let us breathe coz his bae went out for him on his birthday and Nick sits there taking it all 😅 Tune in for this one-of-a-kind🔥
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It’s been a sad couple of days in the 254 🇰🇪where we have seen an increased rise of femicide incidents. Your hosts dive deep to find out the “WHY” of this unfortunate predicament we find ourselves as a country and why men have the main role in mitigating this conundrum we currently are in. So guys call, text and tell the females in your lives that you’re a safe space for them and tune in to the episode.🎙
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Happy New Year Everybody✨!!! Your favorites are back and we have missed you💜.Abbas and Nick return for the new year on a very reflective tone as they look back to what they learnt in 2023 and what they are looking forward to in 2024. So grab your coffee, get cozy, Hit that DND button and tune in.🙇🏾♂️
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This is our End Of Year Episode.
Y'all really thought we would end the year without dropping another Banger💥. Your hosts return to look back at an eventful year of high highs and low lows. So much was dropped on this episode y'all just have to listen to it. So get cozy and tune into this one-of-a kind episode.
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That's a wrap! We end season 4 on a high talking about a low. Our final guest for the season is the lovely Michelle Njoroge who sits down with us to talk about how she dealt with the passing on of her father. She breaks down how grief looks like as time goes on and how to grief better. Grab your tissues for this emotional roller coster of an episode as we also say bye to the podcast for an extended period of time.
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What do you get when you mix Nick, Abbas and Drew aka Lil Drizzy on a chilled Saturday afternoon with two mics ? Utter Chaos. As the infamous trio discuss double standards in relationships they then open up about their lives and talk about Fatherhood in the most chaotic and controversial way possible. I'd tell you to grab something warm for the cold but this episode is all the heat you need!🔥
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Our hosts sit down to discuss the various red flags we see in our everyday life. The conversation takes a turn when Abbas asks what causes the red flags we see in people. Nick is taken a back by this shift as he tries to gather his thoughts and keep up with Abbas' wisdom. Get cozy for this interesting conversation and if you don't listen to The Kalish Talk Show that's a RED FLAG🚩🚩🚩
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Having been away for two weeks, our hosts return for their weekly therapy session. The only difference is today they actually have a professional therapist to listen to these two Millenials rant about how soft GenZs have become and how they are using mental health to justify them being 'weak' So get comfy and listen to this educative, entertaining and enlightening conversation.
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In a rare occurrence, the show begins with #Babygirl talking about her relationship with Abbas with Nick after disappearing for two weeks . She delves into the ups and downs about their dating life as our host Abbas occasionally drops in to save his name . So ladies and gentleman and the other 54 genders, get comfortable for this one-time tea that is being served hot and ready🔥
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Our host sits down with five time groove award winner Moji Shortbabaa in a down-to-earth conversation, where these two friends talk about everything from the ever scrutinized gospel industry, the breaking up of Kelele Takatifu to his blossoming marriage with his beautiful wife. So to hear more of this insightful and grown folk discussion, grab your hot chai latte and text your ex and tell them to vimbada(see what I did there) to all our platforms to listen to this enlightening episode.
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After being abandoned by his co-host, Abbas decided to revive Friday Night Show to cope with his abandonment issues. Everything from afro beats to country music, Mr. Kalima jams to his favorite tunes. So, grab your person and tell them "it's not you, it's me" and discover why our host thinks Diamond Platnumz is the best artist in East and Central Africa.
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In today's episode your hosts answer some of the audience's favorite questions which have been curated by the ever anonymous #Babygirl. So snuggle up and get comfy and listen to why Abbas has a vendetta against wigs and why Nick refuses to dress up for his dates!
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In recent light of the discovery of close to 70( and counting) dead bodies buried in rural Malindi due to suspected cult activities, our hosts seek to dissect the body of Christ and find out the state of the church. Everything from greedy pastors, heretical doctrine to promiscuous congregants, Abbas and Nick leave no brick unturned in finding out the what and most importantly the why. So cuddle up with your bible study partner and repent because this episode is hell raising!
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Nick and Abbas open Season 4 with a topic that has taken over the 254 airwaves. As everyone talks about their toxic high school experiences, our hosts delve deep to find out why the the high school experience in this country is often marred with bullying, abuse, mistreatment and violence. So grab your porridge with your ngumu (iykyk) during this 'weather of two' and get comfy as our hosts clash on how to remedy our continually dilapidating education system. It's about to get hot!!!
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What a way to end Season 3!!! Nairobi City Boy finally links with Nairobi City Girl. In this one-of-a-kind episode we are joined with one of our most loyal and passionate followers the lovely Mukeni Karanja.She takes on the self proclaimed 'City Boys' detailing to them the peculiar characteristics that define the feared yet admired, Nairobi City Girl. So slide into your IG's crush dm and pour out your heart while listening to the culmination of season 3 to give you that extra energy because just like your crush, this episode will leave you in silence.
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Listeners of the podcast brace yourself today as we seek to capture, investigate and understand this unique, scary and ever-evolving creature many have dubbed as 'The Nairobi City Boy.' As former city boys, Abbas and Nick shed light through shared history on the genesis of their 'hoe-era' and the many adventures they have faced in their 'City Boy' journey. Snuggle with your person and light a scent candle as you listen to this conversation take an unexpected turn.
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What happened to the podcast Abbas? It's a question we've all been asking and we finally have an answer. In our very first podcast for the year, Nick questions Abbas why there hasn't been any Kalish Talk Show content for quite a while only to find out that your girlfriend's favorite podcaster has officially left the streets. Yes Kalish Kgang! you heard it right.Our toxic king has vacated his role. Get comfy and hydrated as we hear the demise of our fallen leader and the introduction of a new member to the show aka Babygirl. You don't want to miss this!
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Your gf's favorite podcaster and your gf's favorite comedian finally link up to bring y'all a seriously hilarious discussion about Ty 's life in the comedy scene and the ever evolving comedy scene in the 254. So grab your person , cuddle up, send a text to your other person and tell them you're busy and tune in for this one-of-a kind episode. Enjoy 😊
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There really isn't enough words to describe how out-of-this-world this episode is today. Early listeners of the episode are saying its the funniest, others are claiming it to be the rawest , most explicit, cancel-worthy episode of the podcast yet. Ladies , gentlemen and the other 52 genders, Your Girlfriend's favorite podcaster and the Original Nyash Slayer did a madness on this show, listen at your own discretion.
PARENTAL GUIDANCE ADVISED FOR 18 YEARS AND BELOW
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Your girlfriend’s favorite podcaster with the original Nyash Slayer Hezzy Masaida sit down to take look at those nagging things that make our apple of the eyes sour. Relax and listen to this interesting conversation and if you feel attacked or triggered, yes we are talking about you.
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Ladies, gents and the other 52 genders, welcome back! After a long hiatus your girlfriend's favorite podcaster returns to the airwaves to bless your ears with a much waited episode. He is joined with his long time friend and brother JT. There isn't need for a description for this episode , just sit down and relax as you listen to two guys talk about life, school and their horrible but predictable habit of fumbling baddies.
PS. Sorry for the audio, technical difficulty.
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This episode is an absolute classic. Abbas gets into his feels as he reminisces over his past failed relationships and what he'd have done to make them better while Maina breaks down what's happening in the world of politics. This gem is just about an hour, so crank it up and find out who is the bigger simp; Abbas or Maina?
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After the longest time ever, your two favorite podcasters sit down to catch up on what's happened to them and what everyone is talking about. So sit down, relax , grab a warm beverage and enjoy these two bastards subtly insult each other for over an hour.
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We start Season 3 with a complete banger💥 as we discuss the state of this our very interesting country called Kenya🇰🇪. Join us we cover everything from the upcoming elections to the crazy current affairs that keep us glued to our screens🤳🏽. Cozy up and we hope you enjoy☺️.
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Nick and Abbas sit for lunch to discuss what makes up a meaningful friendship. They munch down on various subtopics such as toxic friends, types of friends and fake friendships. Grab something to chow down on as we fork through this meaty conversation.
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The Kalish Gang sat down with the amazing Clara Kamande to reminisce on what they regret doing the most, from relationships and faith to their very first kiss💋. Cozy up as we sip on some very juicy tea served by the Kalish Gang and the gorgeous Clara.
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Abbas and Nic take a trip down memory lane as they look back to the last 25 episodes and discuss the interesting things they learnt so far. They also spell out some of the non-negotiable things they require before committing to any relationship. So get comfy with a warm beverage as we listen to the love lives of these guys.
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When we think of Kinks or BDSM we often associate it with black leather costumes and toys.In today's show we discuss this interesting topic with 'Lady S' a seven year practicing kinkster as she demystifys the puzzling world of Kink and BDSM. Grab a cold drink because its about to get HAAWWT! (SAFEWORD: KALISH TALK SHOW)
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It is illegal to be gay in Kenya according to Sections 162 & 165 of the Penal Code, CAP 63 of the constitution. Abbas and Nick sit with ”J “ to talk about his life as an openly gay man in Nairobi, Kenya. We talk about his journey of self realization and the many issues facing the LGBTQIA+ community in Kenya. Grab your hot chai latte and get comfy for this record long, eye-opening and triggering conversation.
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Abbas and Nick have a chat with Digital Content Creator Naomi Muttai on why it is increasingly becoming difficult to be a christian. They discuss the high alarming numbers of adults leaving church, Hypocrisy within christians, mishandling of the topic on relationships and sex and finally the rise of atheism and secularism. Get comfy for this much needed conversation.
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Abbas and Nick sit down to break down what the issue is with Israel and Palestine. Armed with research, evidence and data they seek to find out who really is the agitator and who is playing victim in this conflict. Grab you favorite cold drink for this hot topic because you are about to be triggered!
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In Abbas' most inspiring and educative episode, he sits down with the owner of the increasingly popular eating joint Cafe Kaya to discuss how the restaurant has become the place to be and how Covid-19 affected the eatery. Mr Roy Wachira shares his topsy turvy journey to reach where he is and plans to include his children in his business. Get comfy with a small notepad and prepare to learn.
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Getting pregnant and keeping the child is becoming quite a rare scene especially in the ever promiscuous city of Nairobi;Quite so if you are a college kid. Join Abbas with his amazing guest Robi as they discuss her life as a young mother in Nairobi. Cozy up with your favorite chai latte and tune in to this eye-opening conversation.
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Life isn’t always easy and sometimes we get depressed, other times we even feel suicidal and all of this affects our mental health. Join Abbas and Zee as they get personal about Depression, suicide and mental health. Get cozy with some napkins because it’s about to get real emotional.
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Puff Puff Pass...It's here y'all. Weed , marijuana , Mary Jane , purple smoke, the herb or the devil's lettuce. This plant is as controversial as its many names and on this episode, Abbas and Nick ask why this plant isn't legally used both recreationally and medically. Grab your edibles coz this episode is about to get you high...
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It’s that time of the year: red roses, stuffed toys and Belgian chocolates. It’s valentines and we ask the one and true question, Valentines is coming, where is your boyfriend? Grab you hot drinking chocolate and tune to hear Why your boyfriend isn't with you, Abbas’ Do’s and Don’ts for valentines, The perfect valentines gift and more!!!
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Abbas and drew do not hold back. From Religion to relationships these two longtime friends give their unsolicited yet controversial opinions about every day issues. Grab your hot chai latte and get ready to be trigged!!!
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The ever mysterious creature known as the Nairobi City Girl is one of a kind. From her acrylic nails to her ever changing boyfriends, she is unique. Abbas sits down Nicole to explore this phenomenon. Tune in !
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What a year it has been! We end this roller coaster year with Abbas and his co-host Pompey reviewing the key moments that defined this year and debuting a new segment of embarrassing questions. It’s the #BigManBazu Edition, Tune in!
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In this episode Abbas is joined with his long time friend Nic to discuss the toxic nature of relationships in Africa’s favorite city;Nairobi. They delve into this juicy topic with personal stories and strong opinions. Grab your popcorn , snuggle with you fav toxic person and get ready to be triggered!
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In this one of a kind episode, Abbas seeks to defend his Pro-Life stance on abortion as Dionne , his guest host , looks to shed more light on why she is a Pro-Choice advocate and why it’s personal to her . Grab your earphones, Snuggle with some hot tea and get comfortable for a conversation that takes an interesting turn😌. (PS: Sorry for any audio issue , software problems)
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In this long awaited episode Abbas and his mother talk about about a very sensitive topic within African households; Condoms. They discuss why it’s such a taboo to talk about it in the context of it being given to high school as a form sex education. Grab your popcorn, find your earphones and get comfy. This is one conversation you don’t want to miss!
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In this week's episode we delve into one of the most polarizing topics worldwide ; The American 2020 Elections. Abbas and Maina talk politics as they predict their winners for the elections as they discuss the Pros and Cons of each candidate. Sit back, Grab your popcorn and hold on for an intellectual and emotional roller coaster! enjoy.
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We are back! Bigger, better, brighter and with a whole lot of bangers in store for you; our beloved fans.
On this first episode of season 2 of The Kalish Talk Show, Abbas Kalima and friends(yes, you heard that right. We have a couple of guests on today's show) discuss the BLM movement; The good, the bad and those oh so lovely grey areas in between. Sit back, grab the nearest Kente cloth and enjoy!
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This the last episode of the season but it is not the end of the Kalish Talk Show. We'll be back with bigger and better shows in season two but for now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
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Cancel culture... a means of enacting change in society to most people but have things gone too far? Let's talk about it on this episode of the Kalish talk show.
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We all want it, we all need... but after we get it what do we do with it? Let's talk about money; how to get it, how to keep it and how to use it to level up!
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A continuation of our last episode, Abbas and Maina discuss their experiences in platonic and family relationships and how those relationships have changed them over time.
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In this episode Abbas and Maina discuss their experiences in romantic relationships and how their views have evolve over time.
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In this episode Abbas and Maina discuss the shows, movies and music they are both engaged with during this quarantine season. Sit back relax and take notes!
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In this episode Abbas and Maina discuss the various issues surrounding their experiences with colonization and discuss how we can all move past this trauma.
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In this episode Abbas and Maina discuss how they made their way to the US of A; the good, the bad and all the excitement in between. Enjoy!
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