Nessin Around: Recent Episodes
Todd Ness
I watch soccer for the first time in 4 years after screaming in the middle of the night.
Todd talks about getting pulled off stage at a corporate gig, and his love of passive aggression by Italian service workers
Todd talks about getting pulled off stage at a corporate gig, and his love of passive aggression by Italian service workers
I recap the shows over the weekend, disastrous flight back and whales that work day jobs.
Fresh from Niagara Falls I break into an airport while dealing with a near death at the Saturday late show.
I reflect on my weekend at the Hubcap Comedy Festival while imagining life as an international spy.
I get athletes foot, battle through a migraine in Toronto and gladly ruin some guy's bachelor party.
I almost end up homeless in Vancouver and prep for the upcoming marathon in coincidentally the same city.
We find ourselves in an impossible hun for puppy supplies as we impulse add a member to the family
This Just in!! Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles, Antonio Brown loses his mind and Modern Art is Dumb.
A woman punches and old man in the face for not wearing his mask, I almost miss a flight and the Westminster dog show gets cancelled
Trying to recover after hearing the most annoying voice in the world, while not dying during running through blizzards in the morning.
I receive a strange hand written letter and even more mysterious cheese pizza to my door.
My ears burn up while talking about world record amputation times and a lady with black eyes.
My mind is blown by a Sushi Bullet train, and some psycho injects people at the Travis Scott concert
Imagine getting stuck in quicksand with Mosquitos biting your hands right before Halloween.
I make a stand against grocery stores to #bringbackbags while some guy almost makes me go deaf at a hockey game.
I'm back from a whirlwind weekend in Winnipeg, only find out Demi Lovato is protecting Aliens.
Season 2 of Love on the Spectrum is out, my toe nail is still dead, and we fight to free Britney.
A celebrity inspired episode where we take responsibility in the most genuine way and buckle up for the Canadian election!
I almost through up on my lawn but I'm saved by a video rental store in the city's fanciest mall.
Hot tub Phillip can't stop chatting people's ears off, and I grow increasingly concerned about increasing cookies.
We listen to an incredible sound bit from Trudeau as well talk about the one time I accidentally drank liquid meth.
Brought to you by: Wheetus. My return to Stand Up, Afghanistan, Madonna and Bob Dylan, and everything in between!
I almost get into a fight on the golf course, a super strange end to my massage, and frustration with edibles.
After an exciting weekend in the mountains I'm back and ready to provide invaluable advise. We also recap the Olympics so far and my ongoing mosquito bite drama.
A day late a nickel shy! But have no fear, we're back in action and ready to hear the newest Cardi b lyrics for inspiration.
Sponsored by: Pencils. I start the week off right by witness bird crime, we also recap the insane Euro 2021 finals and much more!
Sponsored by: The (former) Planet Pluto
The incredible space race between Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson is almost as inspiring as the legendary hot dog eating performance of Joey Chestnut. And also, bread.
Sponsored by: Dandelions. We discover the best way to buy a Lion, Tiger or Panther. As well we recap the weekends sporting events and insane heat wave.
Elvis the Emu is loose and we need your help to track him down. A stressful trip to the animal hospital makes me question animal medicine.
Sponsored by: Cookies. We walk through the stages of denial after losing your wallet, and the potential return of Canada's Got Talent.
I uncover an intriguing mystery that turns me into a web sleuth. We also recap the Formula One race and Floyd Mayweather fight from the past weekend.
Sponsored by: Puppy Shampoo. Talking about some of the strangest things I've seen as a road comic while continuing to battle through the hottest heat wave the history of the universe.
Sponsored by: Hand Soap. I realize my true passion after finding a new YouTube channel, as well as updates on the increasingly dire situation for my lawn.
And its Stuck! I accidentally join an antimask rally, while holding my breath inside a porta potty.
Sponsored by: Highlighters. We investigate some weird childhood memories, including a teammate with a super bizarre talent.
Sponsored By: Not Putting It In Your Mouth. We recaps Brooks Koepka's viral interview and the one time a kid almost killed my entire grade 7 class.
Sponsored by: Transitions Lenses. We listen to a random war-time record from the thrift shop and wonder what happened to cassette tapes.
Sponsored by: Umbrellas. We recap the incredible weekend of sports for Formula 1 and PGA. And the debacle of my most recent Amazon delivery.
Sponsored by: Post-It Notes. We talk about the stinkiest lunches I've ever smelled and thoughts on the new Friends reunion.
Sponsored by: Cement. Bill Gates updates, Sonic Commercials and Kids trying to steal your attention.
We start with an embarrassing cruise ship story which brings back memories of field parties back in the good old days.
A fascinating new series on Netflix has me reeling and wishing I was a soccer hooligan.
Inspired by the homeless man I saw squirting people with a super soaker on the street corner downtown.
I find out I used to be 400lbs when receiving my new licence photo, and we talk about an insane show where couples give each other blind tattoos.
We pay our respects to all the great moms out there and recap the significance of Elon Mush hosting SNL.
Flashback to the wild world of MP3 players before iPods and theories about why Bill Gates is in so much hot water.
The episode that will pump you up, featuring Steve Ballmer's epic on stage antics. We also recap recent events with Bill Gates filing for divorce and Caitlin Jenner running for Governor of California.
In honor of cinco de mayo we rank the best Mexican foods and talk about the perils of Taco Bell.
I'm just happy to be alive after a whirlwind birthday weekend that included buzzin around mountains in a Helicopter for the first time.
I try to save a kid from staring at the sun when I was 7, while also recapping how insane it is to hitchhike.
We discuss the incredible legacy of Chamillionaire and Soulja boy, not to mention Dyson vacuums and if girls went bald.
My ongoing dry lips spark curiosity about medical issues adults no longer usually have to deal with such as Nose Bleeds, Pink Eye and the grand daddy of them all, Head Lice.
We reminisce on how cool Hollister and Abercrombie clothes were back in the day, which reminds us of the newest Karen freak out video.
Most of us aren't ready for the Jelly, not to mention Demi Lovato going after FroYo in one of the weirdest beefs of all time.
Todays topic is People Who Text Back Too Quick, we also discuss my near miss becoming a forrest fire hero.
We discuss how hard humans would crush in a global competition and how the news desires to tear us apart.
Chris Gordon is a professional Stand Up comedian who has been featured on Last Comic Standing, Just for Laughs and was #1 pick in Canada on CBC's "So You Think You Are Funny".
We talk about people who bring their phone everywhere and what it would be like to work at a go cart track.
An oil change results in me finding out a mouse may be living in my car, we also discuss the craziness of insanity defence for murder.
A snow tornado rips through town which leads to a sleepless night and reminds me a what geniuses cavemen must have been.
Running Crimes and College Scandals, we discuss the people who just can't help but take shortcuts for glory.
A new wave of attacks in Calgary has me on edge, especially after the neighbourhood psycho almost breaks into my house...I think.
Bagel Karen loses here mind and so do all the ships stuck behind the beached vessel beached in the Suez Canal.
Have you ever been scammed? Also am I the only one who gets sketchy calls every week from random US cities?
Think about the upside of being possessed by the devil. We also talk about the dishonesty of American Idol, even though its still worth watching- especially the opening round auditions.
My favorite netflix series is back with an all new season and I witness my first live in person antimasker at the infamous Westbrook Walmart.
My home gets invaded while I'm taking a nap, we also discuss the psychos that wear pyjamas in public.
Big updates on the dud car leave me reeling with excitement, we also review my summer running outfit coming out way too early.
What should have been a simple chair purchased, turned into one of the most stressful transactions of my life.
As Canada remains one the only countries still handing out the Astrazeneca vaccine, we discuss how people would handle an immanent asteroid death.
I'm glowing with energy after encouraging a stranger to Jay Walk. We also scheme how to get my neighbour's car towed.
Another day, another fight- people are amazing. Also Aliens come up again, how could they not.
We check out the hottest new fight circling the interweb and I recap getting called out by a neighbour over the weekend.
Frustrated, bewildered and amazed, I recall my boomer in the bank line experience from last week.
Imagine finding out how you really look by having a painting commissioned in 1864, oh also rich people have crazy houses.
We uncover one of the largest mysteries of our time...a trunk full of stumps. We all discuss Dr Suess getting cancelled and how impossible it would be to make Charlie and The Chocolate Factory in Today's climate.
What do the inventor of barcodes and the lyrcial genius Sysco have in common? I have no idea, but we attempt to find out on this episode of Nessin Around.
I recall my stay one year ago at a sketchy Toronto Hotel and we check for updates on the mysterious murder of two billionaires.
We talk about the glories of Hockey, what it means to be Canadian, and how expensive french bulldogs are.
We play a new game called guess that sound and try to figure out the right catch phrase to become famous.
We pray forTiger Woods after learning about his car accident and imagine what it would be like to be a philosopher in ancient Greece.
Coming in hot with some computer frustrations, reminds me of the one time someone took a bite from my subway sandwich and I almost lost my mind.
A US junior senator leaves his own state for vacation in the middle of a crisis and I toss some money into a bitcoin etf hoping for the best.
Some huge updates on Gorilla Glue Girl, who apparently now has a manager- which reminds us of the infamous Walmart Yodel Kid who I bought a ticket to watch perform.
I recall the slick demos that caused me to impulse buy a $500 blender, while wishing I had a towel absorbent enough to soak up 4L of diet coke.
We listen to some incredible freestyle from Smokepurpp and talk about how these kids nowadays will never know.
I get sent into a rage remembering the one time a lady tried to use a $50 bill at 7/11, we also try to find the perfect guy for all the female listeners.
I reveal the secret of life and motto for the cult, our first mission is to #freebritney and get Pluto's planet status back.
I get a wild hair up my butt and we listen to the wise words of the genius of our generation.
I remember that I am going to start a cult, the rules are simple and the fashion will be on "fleek".
My near miss with a coyote reminds me the scariest animals are the ones who don't run away.
I find out the truth about teeth whitening strips and discuss some of the strangest passions I've seen people have.
I turn into everyone uncle at the end of this to talk about an exhilarating negotiation tale from my days renewing my Internet and TV
My dog Willie inserts himself into the episode by going crazy trying to kill his toy, we also learn what the oldest animal is and how bad it would suck to live 400 years.
I get ready to embark on my dry February adventure and ask for help with activities to fill the time.
Even more craziness on Wallstreet makes me realize we're living in a simulation. Oh, we also talk about potato skins.
I see a KFC scented log at Canadian Tire which makes me realized we are in for a surge of nose fetishes after COVID.
We talk about the evil part of our brain that gives us nightmares and wonder why some people crave eating dirt.
We hear some of your beefs with neighbours and recall how sweet it was to use graphing calculators in High School.
After receiving an unwarranted noise complaint, I make a huge discovery that completely changes the game.
After finding out words can be removed from the dictionary we set out on a quest to save two and add make up a new one.
Imagine having $220 Million of bitcoin and no way to access it, we talk about the real guy who's going through that right now.
I get emotional after going down a YouTube rabbit hole and for some reason just can't stop.
In light of recent event at the US Capitol we talk about what really SHOULD be Stormed.
After receiving a suspicious noise complaint, we review the potential causes and I give some professional chicken cooking tips.
We challenge each other to a duel for honor while talking about torture and finding out how to finally strengthen our jaws.
I harness my inside Tony Robbins to provide some words of inspiration while providing an update on the dishwasher disaster and other points of conflict for couples living together.
We discuss the dishwasher picture that stopped the world and go over the pros and cons of skiing.
We listen to 1the creepiest Youtube Ad ever and then cleanse our palates with some Fergie and Daniel Bedingfield
We discuss how the impossible task of taking pictures of your significant other while hacking loyalty programs at local convenience stores.
We discuss my notes from witnessing a potential murder last week while contemplating who still vapes.
We reminisce about when Maury gave people panic attacks on live television, while also recapping my tendency to puke as a child.
I call Every Politician During COVID for the inside scoop on Travel Guidance. We also ready some fan related Alien recommendations and ponder what the Pineapple REALLY means.
We call my twin brother to discuss his experience with a real alien when we were 7 years old.
We made it through all 12 days of Castmas and learned to never touch hotel remote controls!
We find out how much cryogenic freezing costs so we can all meet our heroes in the year 3,000.
My new record player reminds of the good old days hand drumming in University. We also learn the dangers of ordering too much Chinese food for Xmas.
We learn where Canadian Geese REALLY go in the winter so we can figure out which celebrity couple had the best combined name
We find out the top regrets of old people so I can deal with the devastation of my computer going to heaven.
After realizing advertisers are stalking me online, I recap the most popular gifts from 1980-2000.
I tell the worst Joke I've heard so I can go behind the scenes to learn Greek for my next show
Google helps me track down my family to find out what they want and learn what I should need
On the first of the 12 Days of Christmas Series I unveil the real sound of a Partridge so I can sharped a Candy Cane into a defence weapon.
I put a Q-tip in my ear to find out what is the best feeling in the world so I can fight to bring Pop Up Video back to MTV
My Mask is dirty so I blow on my dog's butt while some guy is busy falling in love with an Octopus.