The Life and Times of Molly Barrett: Recent Episodes
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Episode what?
A few years have passed, we've lost count of the episodes, but this is the one after the last one.... a brand new series. Here's Molly.
Hello my loves I can tell you!
It's good to be back, but guess what happened to me while I was away! If you can.
And, I introduce you to Sid.
Bombs Away!!
Molly's exploits in the Falklands...Evil Rotten Man drops in....and Molly's Life comes to an end.
Well, the series does anyway
Until the next episode that is!
{Molly was unable to write her own report this time as she is off opening more Liquormarts around the globe}
Off to the Falkands
Ohhhh. I can tell you. Evil Rotten Man is in Alcatraz with Birdman, but not for long. I'm so frightened. Or at least, I was. Because this was so long ago now I'm not scared of course, because it is in the past. You can't get scared about what is in the past can you? Unless it's something you've done.... and the police are looking into it.
Oh my goodness.. I hope you don't think I've done anything wrong, I can tell you! I was just making an example.
Anyway, I'm off to Port Stanley in this episode.... another shop to open!
Bye my loves
Who Am I?
I'm having an identity crisis. Well, I'm not cos I know who I am I can tell you!! But everyone else thinks I'm Evil Rotten Man. My head hurts!
But is Evil RM doing Bird in Alcatraz?
Back Home!
I'm back, but I don't know where I've been! But then I am beside myself in the German Restaurant.
It's so confusing, am I the imposter, or is he?
Back Home!
I'm back, but I don't know where I've been! But then I am beside myself in the German Restaurant.
It's so confusing, am I the impoaster, or is he?
I meet Red Ken!
Oh!! I'd forgotten this, it was all a blank when I got back. But to make me feel better Senapod sent me to Botley, and I met the four 7 Dwarves and Red Ken the Mayor and loads of others.
At least, I think I did. Wel, I must've cos it is all happening isn't it, I can tell you.
Though I don't remember a single bit of it.
Makes you think, doesn't it?
Bye my loves!
Senapod is not relaxed
My loves, I'm so sorry it's been a while since I brought you the last episode. I've been having a problem with my B Road Ban. Dunno why, I thought I'd been driving well and I can't see why it's only B Roads I'm not allowed on and what that's got to do with PodCars anyway.
Anyway my loves, I know you've missed me, I can tell you. So now we're back with episode 14 and I'm in space with Evil Rotten Man, a Notts Forest footballer and Senapod Berelax. What a palaver!
Enjoy it my loves!
Bye now.
MI9 intervenes
Oh, hello my loves! How did they ever believe that Evil Rotten Man was me? Even Superbloke was fooled.
2 Molly Barretts in 2 places, until there were 2 of me in one place. Except there was only ever one of me in one place, and the other one of me wasn't me. If you see what I mean!
I'm Back!
After a few episodes out of it, I'm back in the centre of play. And the show improves because of it, I can tell you!
But Evil Rotten Man is back too, and we meet in the middle.
HELP!
HUMPH
I'm not in this episode cos they were disputing my salary.
So I'm not gonna say anything about it. I CAN TELL YOU!!
The Liquormart fizzes
Well, you could have gasted my flab in a bus. I can't even say fantastic anymore.
Lorry loads of raincoats are coming into Brewer St, I eat my first one, and Superbloke loves 'em.
But then just when I thought I had everything sorted out, and have made a good start on Eyemillia's Wedding Raincoat, everything starts to fizz. And no-one can find me anymore.
No time to hang around!
By the way, this is the only episode that Ronald appears in, until now that is!
Eyemilia meets Ronald
JR lives, despite my mission, but that's all in the past now.
Miss Swindles get engaged to Ronald McDonald and joins in the running of the German Restaurant next door. Big Macs all round!
There's a Difference in McDonald's!
The German Restaurant arrives and we all started to eat Raincoats! I've put on so much weight over the years eating them too.
I was so excited after that secret mission last time.
Bye my loves
Well, you could've stood me up with a pint of gin when they said they wanted to start my show again. After all these years too... so we are all back now Me, Superbloke, Evil Rotten Man and every one (not Morkney though poor love, he's dead).
Still, I shouldn't be surprised, I am the best superstar there's ever been I suppose.
And you are listening to all the old shows too! Aren't you lucky! The new one will get here when you've heard the old ones. Another year they think. But if you want it sooner you'll have to send a femail to pick up LBC MacSide 2006 which is where it is.
Send me the femail now to me, Molly
Bye my loves
Inspector Boozo gives me a mission
I'm so excited about this.... this hallowed episode was missing for years but now, thanks to my Super-Fan Stewed Coss Ticks, a copy has been discovered! Hallo!
enter Evil Rotten Man
My girdle's killing me in this classic episode. It's one of my favourites, cos Superbloke rescues me.
So mushc to tell you about, but why don't you just listen.... I have to dash, I need a perm.
Who killed Morkney?
Oh this is a horrible episode, as I get accused of killing Morkney, poor love. I didn't though. Oh, now I'm telling you what happens, I can tell you.
Bye my loves!
The Fancy Dress Party
Oh this was a great party, we all got dressed up (except I forgot to!). And then Inspector Boozo came to see me too.
Where it all began
My first episode, in 1979, when I get to meet the people of Brewer Street.