Freyja Sucks: Recent Episodes
Freyja Star
A delightfully awful NSFW podcast where we discuss all kinds of things mostly related to sex but also homesteading, some light politics, and whatever we find interesting or relevant
Part 1 here
Wrapping up the Top 5 with our top 2 US cities! It's cute and fun! And the outtake from last week is here!
Ya know. Sometimes your relationship with a place you've lived is complicated. This here is the outtake from Episode 14 where I spend a long time putting the Crescent City on blast. Hope you find it....valuable? To all my homies in the 504 I still love you. Who dat!
Welcome back! In today's episode we rank our top 5 US cities. There are some disagreements about the rules (Huck, looking at you buddy) so here for everyone are the rules:
Must be in the 50 United States
Must have spent at least 3-5 days there (no flyovers or stops to pee)
MUST BE A US CITY
That last part seemed like, you know, part of the title but whatever.
We split this one into 2 parts. We also edited out a section where I bitch about a particular US city, which is not really the point of the episode, so I decided to remove it. It can be found here for those of you who want to hear it!
Keep your eyes peeled for part 2!
We are so cute. We've had now 2 Valentine's Days together (not counting the many years we were FWB back when we were really young a long time ago) and we tell you about it. We also just have a good time. We also answer a question!
Timestamps:
Intro
00:53 - What's different about the podcast now?
04:34 - Valentine's Dayyyyyyyyy Huck is a Romantic 🥺🥺🥺
13:00 - Valentine's Dayyyyyyyyy Sexual shenanigans and so much cuteness
18:45 - Beast mode my butthole? Plow my b-hole with your big ol weiner?
20 - Sex Tips! For Safety!
21:24 - It's a goddamn footstool (also I squirted) (also at some point I unfortunately refer to "my bits" for which I deeply apologize)
25:00 - Question Time
Thanks for listening my babies! Please keep sending in questions, we really appreciate it!
It's been [redacted] since we last caught up! What is up? We have a new president I guess? Also we are experimenting with a new mic so Huck sounds super loud. He's not. We're gonna play with it. :)
:30 Intro
1:24 Huck's mom update
6:04 General updates (I was an asshole as a kid)
7:46 Huck's video project
10:29 Our relationship update
11:40 Sexy sex stuff
13:20 Getting sexy when you're feelin stressy
14:08 What if you're aggy? - how to deal!
17:01 Be beholden to something even if it's yourself
20 - We R Bein Real W U
21:30 - Baby steps my loves
22:45 - We have separate bedrooms and it's dope
25:19 - Didn't forget ya questions!
Any weird, delicate, or embarrassing sex questions you've been too afraid to ask? We farmed the internet to see what the world had been asking and picked some fun ones to get into! DISCLAIMER: We are not doctors, we are two dummies who like sex and talking about it.
How much do you guys really know about me? Probably know even less about Huck. So we decided to answer some getting-to-know-you kinda questions, some of them questions you guys asked!
Today we talk about the opposite of last week - we talk about reasons to stay in a relationship. Relationships take work! Let's look at some signs that will help you navigate which ones are worth working for.
Tonight we talk about exactly what the title says. When is it time to call it quits? How do you do it? Here's the play-by-play:
Disclaimer: if you’re scared skip to the end
1:09 How long have you been together?
2:04 Big Red Flags
3:10 Diagnostics (listen to communication episode if you haven’t)
4:14 Bring up your issues w your partner
4:45 What are the issues? How can you work on them?
6:18 Is it fixable?
7:53 Reasonable asks vs unreasonable asks
9:07: Trapped!
12:15 How do you know it’s time to go? Anecdotal evidence from me and Huck regarding past relationship
18:33 We FIGHT/Huck gives terrible advice
21 Fallout/Shore up support
23:48 Big ass red flags
26:15 IF YOU’RE SCARED SKIP HERE
I mean.....it should be obvious but here's the play-by-play:
:50 communication (fucking cats?)
2:37 prep!
4:27 scary butt plug story begins DON'T miss this
9:36 there's a lot that goes on with your butthole to learn about
10:53 your body is capable of a LOT and also I forget grammar
13:17 poop phobia? maybe anal isn't for you
15:13 let's get back into prep!
19:35 WE KEEP TALKING ABOUT PREP (it's important, have you noticed)
20:20 Start fucking! Also lube is vitalllllllll
26:20 Lube 101 tips
28 Fuck yourself!
29:22 Anal sex is amazing
32:30 I trip over my tongue and it's not great but I can't re-record the whole thing so I'm very sorry
33:51 What if your partner is just "appeasing" you? YIKES
37:57 CLEANUP
41: ASK AN ANSWER! (you know what to do babe)
What more do you need? Oh, a table of contents? Here we go!
:47 Reading body language
2:20 Universal body cues
4:13 Huck howls at the moon but then we get into positive reinforcement
5:42 Be a good communicator yourself
8:07 Reading your partner
16:18: Porn?
22:14 Post-game analysis
25:57 Positive reinforcement
34:45 Next week previews and nonsense
36:38 Questions? I flub this one badly please enjoy
38:20 This is just me being horrible again, please enjoy
In today's episode we talk about what happens when you or your partner has a stronger libido. What to do about kinks? What to do about anxiety? What to do about "varying" levels of skills? We cover it all tonight. Tune in and hopefully it helps you navigate these anxiety-fraught waters! Xoxo
In this loooooooooooong episode we talk about communication! It's important to set this groundwork so in the next podcasts we can talk about Sex Stuff and don't have to keep harping on communication, which is vital for good sex! Please do yourselves (and Huck) a flavor and look up cognitive biases: heuristic and fallacious. It's fun homework to do! Or don't and just listen to us!
This is just me and [redacted] dicking around, trying this thing out. It's shorter than most of our future episodes will probably be. In this episode, we talk about our Outdoor Adventures™ where we get nasty in public.
Let us know what you think! Let us know what you think we should call him! Let us know about what you'd like to hear! Let us know if you hated it! LET US KNOW ALL THE THINGS.
Thanks my little hoeteges!