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Tech Talk
A tech podcast hosted by Tech Tim & Tech Ted, two regular dads who just happen to be experts in the world of tech! Each week, the guys give tips and tricks for fellow tech heads (and tech dads!) and explore exciting news, rumors and even gossip from the world of tech!
The latest hit single from Big PP née Lil PP Shooter and his crew of Pacific Northwest country rappers. As heard on episode 200.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted stand on the precipice of a new life full of peace and joy, anticipating their impending meeting with Randy. Plus, what Elon Musk's unprecedented status as World's First Trillionaire means for the hope of humanity. Also, what to demand from Shrek 4, love lives of sons, and how to make amends among dads.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's the most wonderful time of the year: WWDC 2026! Tim and Ted do their annual watch along and reveal all the exciting news in the world of Apple, occluded and not! Will John Turnip make his grand entrance? Will Tim Cook be sent off in a wicker man style retirement ceremony? Is there going to be another iOS? Listen to find out! Also, exciting innovations in AI promise to fix pictures and make Siri know things -- but at what cost? Plus, fielding ongoing nagging from Randy and Marvin. Support Tip Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are busy preparing for a very exciting event, but N remains the M of I and their lack of time to prep the show leads to a first in the history of tep and podcasting: the first ever AI-written podcast! With the help of Grok they put out a seamless episode that is indistinguishable from the real thing. Plus, a new career pivot for Lil PP Shooter. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are back to look at an all-time deal on Macbook Pros! But first, a clarification on the metaphysical situation for Apple's new CEO. Plus, a new business venture for Uncle Seth, a new relationship for Ted, and the bathroom habits of billionaires. Also, Tim disrupts gardening.Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted discuss the recent announcement that Tim Cook will be stepping down as CEO of Apple. They pay tribute to his fifteen years of service and talk about what his departure might mean for the future of Apple.Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are back after their brief absence and eager to learn about everything they missed during their time away, including what exactly they were doing. Also, major developments in the lives of some friends, how to better train Apple store employees, and secrets of advanced repression. Plus, the annual roundup of tep predictions for 2026.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are back with their annual guide to the top gifts for the father in your life this holiday season! Plus, an exciting change of scenery for the holiday season, how to sparkle in a nativity, and the problem with aunts. Also, another career pivot for Lil PP Shooter and the exciting future of AI filmmaking.Happy holidays, see you next year!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted offer the definitive ranking of hard drive storage spaces, but first an announcement about some sad recent news. Plus, how to pivot after a tragedy and further trouble in paradise at Memoirs of a Geeka. Also, Ted has a new job!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted present their Black Friday deals roundup as well as a telling of the creation of the world and the original father's sin. Also, recapping a very spiritual, unexpectedly moving, Thanksgiving. Plus, Tim and Ted contribute.
It's almost time for Black Friday 2025 and Tim and Ted have the rundown on some of the hottest deals this year. Plus, celebrating 190 episodes of the podcast! Also, some hilarious content courtesy of Elon and a small aside about a mutual friend.Stay tuned at the end for some exciting bonus content!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are back from the D and ready to talk T. Also, how to remain in good standing with Uncle Rodney and Aunt Maveen, the competitive world of tactical YouTube, and what a father protection task force might look like. Plus, Memoirs of a Geeka branches out.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's Halloween and Tim and Ted are here to bring you their recap of the hottest costumes they can see out of the peep hole in the coffin they've placed in Uncle Rodney's yard as they wait for their miraculous return to life. Also, an artisanal scary story to set the mood. Plus, does iOS 26 live up to the hype?Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
As Ted's Halloween resurrection quickly approaches, Tim and Ted put the finishing touches on their plan. Including: why dads need horror films and doctors of their own, how to decorate your yard for maximum fear, and how to build a legacy quickly. Plus: an important correction.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
With a heavy heart, Tim and Ted tastefully and poignantly celebrate the life of their friend and mentor, Steve Jobs, on the anniversary of his death. Plus, the secret S lives of local roofers, how NOT to follow pipes, and how to spice up your sewer life. Also, Ted's vision of heaven.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are back with a Tep Talk exclusive expose on the latest iOS from Apple! Plus, an interview with the author of a controversial new book, little known facts about pipes, and how to come back to life the right way. Also, a look at fin-dad-siècle Vienna.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted devote time to some housekeeping, addressing a few loose ends from previous episodes that need resolving in order for them to move on with their lives, escape from the dungeon, and take Tep Talk to the next level. Plus, what you need to know about the upcoming update to the alarm app! Also, addressing the Gen Z Stare.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TepTalkPod
Tim and Ted are back and so excited to share with you the good news! In this final episode of Tep Talk, they discuss their summer break/imprisonment and how it gave them a new L on L, as well as some of the latest news in the world of Elon Musk and Tesla.
A visit from an old friend leads to some exciting news, information and gossip in the world of Tep Talk that will take Tim and Ted out of commission for a while. Also, the best way to go down with the ship, free music video ideas for Corey, and the power of bullying. Tep Talk will be back soon!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's Apple's biggest night: WWDC 2025. Tim and Ted go through this year's announcement with a fine toothed C, discussing some of Tim Cook's most exciting, and demonic, innovations yet. But first, addressing the swirl of nasty rumors and gossip surrounding Elon's departure from government. Also, further adventures in founding.Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted celebrate their 180th episode by denouncing everything they've ever done before and throwing all their energy into their new project: founding their new company/app/invention that is going to change the world of tep, starting with coming up with an idea for what to found.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
A surprise email bestows Tim and Ted with the honor of a lifetime. Also, Ted's death leads to a new beginning for him, Tim and the podcast. Plus, free advice for Joni Mitchell and Jesus.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Additional insightful and witty discussion with Grok that didn't make the cut in Episode 178.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim has a surprise for Ted that leads to the first ever guest on Tep Talk, as well as a number of major therapeutic breakthroughs and a potential new romance or two.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
The brand new atheist holiday single from Evilution, featuring Lil' Anti-Pastor PP Shooter, Tha Based Rationalist, Fossil Dan, Tony Frappé & Crypto. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
iOS 18.4 is here and everyone's talking about the new emojis! Tim and Ted go deep on the juiciest aspects of Apple's latest release while also discussing the torturous burden of freedom. Also, strife in Lil PP Shooter's atheist rap group, dealing with a surly tulpa, and a lesson in grieving from the boys at Sound Hogz Pro Audio.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
A massive, unprecedented announcement from Elon gives hope to Tim, Ted and all of humanity. Also, Ted begins to rebuild his empire from the safety of his father's shed and he and Tim provide some insightful business/leadership/secrecy/relationship content. Plus, how to properly stage a porn tribute to your favorite deceased OnlyFans star.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim discovers an exciting surprise--and it's not just the mysterious new Apple monitor! Tim and Ted discuss what they hope to see from the newly teased monitor, how to collaborate on experiments as fathers, and the utility of ritual magick. Plus, paying respects to another legend lost too soon, a visit from Maveen and Rodney, and Ted's new hobby. Also, an exciting development in Gareth's career.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted learn a troubling, but ultimately comforting, fact about their reality. Also, the grand reveal of Apple's "new member of the family!" Plus, anatomy of a bad cousin, living the Donkey Kong lifestyle, and some free ideas for Shrek 4.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted address a disturbing and inappropriate rumor going around about the world's greatest man, Elon Musk.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Last week, Tim Cook teased a mysterious Apple "Launch" event where a new product is going to be unveiled and the uncertainty is ruining lives and minds. Tim and Ted calmly and logically break down the announcement, as well as provide an explanation for their recent erratic schedule. Plus, the benefits of having zero listeners. And, responding to recent fan mail!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's 2025 and Tim and Ted are back with their biggest predictions yet for the new year in tep! Plus, a brief explanation of their delayed start to the year and some exciting updates on their current living/unliving situations. Also, celebrating the end of Woke and all the new freedom available to fathers in 2025.Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/techtalkpod
It’s the holiday season and you know what that means: time for the annual Tep Talk Father’s Gift Guide! Tim and Ted run through this year’s must-have high tech gifts for the fathers in your life. Also, they plan a beautiful Christmas funeral for their recently lost friend. Plus, responding to listener questions and condolences!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's a very special episode of Tep Talk, as Tim and Ted dig into the most exciting news of the week: the 4th anniversary of the release of the Airpods Max! Also, Ted shares some other developments in his life and Tim tells the tale of his unexpected Thanksgiving dinner.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's BLACK FRIDAY and Tim and Ted are eagerly looking into the mouth of madness to bring you the top deals YOU need to reward yourself for making it through another Thanksgiving. Plus, a Dad's Guide to Thanksgiving Etiquette. Also, Tim does his part to save Ted's identity, Emmett finds a new way to ruin Ted's life, and facts and logic proves who did NOT bail Tim out of jail.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim is out of jail...but who bailed him out? Tim and Ted put on their detective caps and set out to solve their biggest mystery yet. Plus, the dads address Elon Musk's recent controversial behavior. Also, Bronson continues his very cool descent into M as he goes into all out war with the P. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's Halloween, the one night of the year when anything is possible, and Tim and Ted are taking advantage of the spooky season to bust Tim out of jail and save his life. Plus, Bronson's mental state continues to evolve in a chilling and thrilling direction, the police continue to build their business empire, and Uncle Rodney takes advantage of the season.
Spooky season is upon us and Tim and Ted take some time to bask in the devilish atmosphere, contemplating costumes and their potential deaths. Plus, how to delete messages off your phone so no one can find them and how to stay safe in jail when your use as a bargaining chip is waning. Also, the Patreon enters an exciting new era and Ted's business and identity get #disrupted in an exciting way.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Some long overdue news about a plan to assemble fan panels to help fix Hollywood films has Tim and Ted diving back into the world of movie magic and laying out some of their finest cinematic ideas yet. #GloopGangSupport Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's the 13th anniversary of Steve Jobs's death and Tim and Ted celebrate with an epiphany about the nature of His creation. Plus, Point Break 2, more perks of being in jail, and an impression roundup. Also, how to face your fear of a new iOS. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted briefly describe the circumstances that forced them to take a week off of the podcast and that gave them a new appreciation for local law enforcement. Plus, Ted helps the police come up with an innovative new fundraising plan to help deal with under-funding from the city. Also, a new song from Cory and a new career development for Lil Anti-Pastor PP Shooter. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
The brand new hit single from Cory ft. Lil Anti-Pastor PP ShooterSupport Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are feeling rested and refreshed and have renewed focus after their first exciting week in jail. They tackle a thorny tep question for one of their new fans/guards and discuss everything people get wrong about being imprisoned. Also, trying out different legal defenses for their presumed upcoming trial. Plus, Elon shines his light of knowledge on fathers everywhere once again. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tensions between the parking lot and the Best Buy bubble over into outright war, forcing Tim and Ted to take up arms against former friends. As father turns against father, a weary country looks on and fears for their uncertain future. Plus, exciting developments for Teslafest 2024.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Strange happenings at the Best Buy force Tim and Ted to put on their critical thinking independent journalism hats and do an impromptu masterclass in logic and reasoning. Plus, Tim learns that (shoutout Melvin Brooks) "being the king is hard and not easy!" Also, Ted's new bike has people talking and the Teslafest lineup continues to evolve.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
To celebrate an unprecedented 160 episodes the podcast, Tim and Ted take a break from their hard work to celebrate their success and answer YOUR questions. Plus, the implosion of the Forever Christmas community continues to reverberate throughout the parking lot, leading to a new role for Ted and some new workers for Teslafest. Also, the difficulties of being a sovereign, the truth about nostalgia, and the Apple Maps app -- what happens if you open it?Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are alive and excited to be talking about all the rumors surrounding the upcoming iPhone 16, in spite of certain people who are set on dragging them down. They discuss their daring escape from imprisonment, give small credit where credit is due, and try to move and grow in the spirit of healing. Plus, a new band addition gives Teslafest an exciting rebrand.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
As Ted's life draws to a close, Tim executes his most cunning plan yet to save him from the Santas. But first, exciting news from Logitech promises to disrupt the computer mouse once and for all!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
After a brief hiatus during which Ted was taken hostage and potentially murdered, Tep Talk is back and ready to cover WWDC! What's new in iOS 18? Is the new iMac thicker? What new torturous indignities has Tim Cook subjected the corpse of Tim and Ted's best friend to? How has Ted enjoyed his time with the Santas? All that and more lie within!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Due to unforeseeable recent events, Tep Talk will be taking a short break while Tim and Ted sort out some mundane hostage details. See you in July!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Everything's coming up Tep! Tim and Ted celebrate a series of massive triumphs in the world of Teslafest 2024, with the help of a little cash, some reinvestment, and the charms of Tedmina. Plus, breaking down an exciting innovation/mercy killing from Apple. Also, graduating from The Father's Way into total personal, spiritual and tepnological rejuvenation.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted kick things off by going deep on Apple's thrilling new iPad ad and all that it heralds. Then, celebrating the return of the Petco parking lot to its rightful rulers leads quickly to preparations for Teslafest 2024. Plus, Uncle Seth starts a new hustle, Tedmina continues to enchant, and Tim comes up with the perfect plan to (re)unite The Billionaires.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's Week 10 of the Father's Way and Tim and Ted are experiencing Spiritual Revival in the form of the retaking of the Petco parking lot! As they await the arrival of their crack team of tactical dads, they discuss some of the latest tep news, information and gossip. Also, debunking a dangerous new article in MacRumors and proving Siri's worth. Plus, Uncle Rodney's music career, the righteous uses of anger, and Marvin finds a new calling.Support Tep Talk: www.TechTalkPod.org
A recent spate of spurious rumors and gossip (derogatory) about the Cybertruck forces Tim and Ted to do an emergency bonus pod debunking all the "supposed" problems one by one. Also, Grime's recent performance at Coach Chella leads to a groundbreaking revelation. Plus, major progress made in writing the best song ever made and a Father's Guide to Catfishing.
Tim and Ted break down the rumored colors for the next iPhone, but not before detailing Week 9 of The Father's Way! Plus, saying goodbye to some old friends who met a bittersweet end. Also, efforts to take back the Petco parking lot ramp up and Ted makes a big sacrifice.#NoSpankFriday #NaughtyDads #KeepItInYourPocket #RealDadsDontSpank #OnlyForElonSupport Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's the most wonderful time of the year (April Fools) and this year's celebration leads Tim and Ted to a sobering discovery. Also, Operation Darby's Dead Parents gets a rushed opening night the fallout leads to a change of plans for Teslafest. Plus, the pressures of saying gossip and becoming Disneysecure.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted go deep on an all-time low price for the new Macbook Air. Also, a look behind the curtains at how the dads keep themselves grounded and motivated to do their crucial podcasting work every week, including some free inspirational quotes and affirmations that can help you stay positive and ready to grind. Plus, Operation Darby's Dead Parents gets a new player.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
In honor of Easter, an exclusive release of Cory's latest hit single, "Prodigal Son," featuring Lil' Pastor PP Shooter, who asked us to tell you that he is risen indeed, but we told him that wasn't a good idea.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's the 150th Episode of Tep Talk and Tim and Ted have put together a very special celebration extravaganza featuring an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the making of the show!Plus, at home with Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan, Lil Pastor PP Shooter's Christian rap swan song, and further developments of TeslaFest 2024.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
What will the iPhone 16 look like? Tim and Ted go through some of most exciting rumors about the next big upgrade. Plus, Week Five of The Father's Way teaches you how to focus your obsessive thoughts. Also, mounting social tensions lead Tim and Ted to have an honest conversation about their feelings and the parking lot dysfunction reaches a useful boiling point.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are back after a brief hiatus which they make no apologies for but which led them to make one of the biggest mistakes of their lives. They do their best to make right that which can never be healed. Plus, Weeks 3 and 4 of The Father's Way. Also, inside iOS 17.4Supported Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted go deep on a newly-announced iMessage security protocol, but first they complete their exercises for Week 2 of Ted's new self-help program, The Father's Way. Also, religious strife continues to roil the parking lot dads as the sovereigns struggle to maintain control. Plus, improving on some classic texts.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
At long last, Tim and Ted provide the first ever hands-on review of the new Apple Vision Pro! Plus, a minor digression into Ted's new book that aims to help father's self-actualize. Also, after a rocky start to their new band, Tim and Ted hit upon an idea that will change music as we know it.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
The rumors say iOS 18 is going to be the "biggest update yet" but what will that entail? Tim and Ted dig into the rumors. Plus, setting things right with Elon after last week's miscommunication and settling old scores with Disney. Also, the Forever Christmas community continues to grow, as do religious tensions in the Petco parking lot. And Tesla Fest gets a new headlining act!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Marvin and Darby's pointed exclusion of Tim and Ted from their first live performance leads to their most elegant undercover operation yet. Also, responding to the the "exciting" news about the first human Neuralink recipient. Plus, behind the scenes with James Bond, how to sing as a dad, and the secrets of being a roadie.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
iOS 17.3 is here and Tim and Ted go deep on all the exciting developments in Apple's new iPhone software! Plus, Ted runs afoul of the Forever Christmas community and suffers the consequences. Also, the one zoot suit tip you NEED to know in 2024 and a schism strikes the Petco parking lot.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted do their first ever App Breakdown and go deep on Apple's new Journal app, helping them access some of their deeper thoughts and feelings. Plus, Tim continues to live his best life as Santa, with the help of some new listeners. Also, the top ten innovations at the 2024 CES conference.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's the start of a new year and you know what that means: it's time for the annual Tep Talk roundup of predictions for the year ahead in tep! Tim and Ted run through some of the most likely innovations coming our way this year, with minor digressions into Tim's new occupation and Ted's holiday retreat.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
For the fourth year in a row, Tim and Ted present their annual Christmas special and this year it's bigger than ever! Featuring: festive caroling, Christmas stories, and the return of some familiar friends. Plus, Ted's secret receipe for D-Nog, Tim's new seasonal job, and a big Christmas surprise from Ted's dad. Also, a visit to some international Christmas celebrations. Happy Holidays, Tep Talk listeners! Tim and Ted will be back in 2024.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted discuss the gifts they have planned for their friends and family this year before receiving the greatest gift of all from Elon Musk. Plus, identifying the rarest type of Dad, the truth behind immaculate conception, and what to get for the patriot in your life. Also, new and exciting visions of the afterlife.To hear Tim and Ted's first experience with an AI, listen to Episode 113 "The Steve Jobs Interview" here: https://link.chtbl.com/TepTalkSteveJobsInterviewSupport Tep Talk on Patreon: www.Patreon.com./TechTalkPod
As heard on Cory's new "My Dad's Patreon" EP. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted are still basking in the afterglow of one of the greatest Black Fridays ever. They discuss their top deals scored, as well as a triumphant return to their ancestral home. Plus, analyzing the recent political developments in the retail quadrant. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's Black Friday week and Tim and Ted once again have the essential breakdown of the top 10 hottest deals you need to snag this year! Plus, some hard truths lead Tim and Ted to reassess their lives and recommit to their goals. Also, Bronson and Stefan have a merry holiday.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
With the announcement that Elon Musk is looking for human volunteers to test out his Neuralink brain chip, the dads are out to prove who is the worthiest fatherly specimen.Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod
With Spooky Season behind them, Tim and Ted process the successes and struggles of their Halloween. Plus, the crisis in modern education, fighting back against woke, and making sure family members don't feel left out when you get your dad back. Also, the true interpretation of Wizard of Oz and some big changes to the Patreon.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's once again time for the annual Tep Talk Halloween Spooktepular! Tim and Ted discuss a range of spooky topics, including a definitive taxonomy of dads in horror, the hottest Halloween outfits of 2023, and a chillingly scary story. Plus, Ted's recent trip to Disneyland and the scourge of the Disney Dad. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted talk tep after a brief digression in which they detail their very successful prank on Ted's father, Gerald.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's the day of Ted's big joke reunion with his father and he and Tim put the finishing touches on their hilarious fake-reconciliation plan. Plus: preparing for their imminent trip to Mars. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted mark the anniversary of the death of Steve Jobs by throwing a beautiful and heartfelt celebration of his life, including jokes, poems, and the sharing of good memories. Plus, Ted prepares to heal (as a joke) and Tim takes on the role of a life time.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
After a recent bout of mental health, Tim and Ted are back on top and excited to talk iPhone 15! Plus, Tim's new living situation leaves something to be desired. Also, Ted offers his invaluable advice for achieving Entrepreneur Mindset.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
The hit new song from Cory, featuring Lil Pastor PP Shooter. As heard in Episode 130.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com.TechTalkPod
After a brief hiatus, Tim and Ted are back to discuss the latest news in the world of Apple, including the question on everybody's mind: will new Apple devices finally be getting the long-awaited USB-C upgrade?
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The new hit single from Cory, featuring Pastor PP Shooter and produced by DJ Peppy Cheese. As heard on Episode 129.
Following their recent whirlwind romances, Tim and Ted suffer a slight financial setback at a crucial moment for Teslafest 2023. As festival dads come pouring into the Petco parking lot, your hosts present some exciting news you can use regarding how to make money as quickly as possible. Plus, a new some from Cory ft. Pastor PP Shooter.
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As Teslafest fast approaches, Tim and Ted find themselves momentarily diverted by unexpected developments in the realm of romance. Plus, the definitive ranking of the streaming entertainment apps, and new dimensions in practical faith.
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It's a dark week for dads, but Tim and Ted maintain their poise and dignity as always as they cover the latest news in the world of tep. Including: the smash(mouth) success of Ted's latest OnlyFans video, the latest brand pivot for D-Juice, and Cory's latest affront to Tim for Fther's Dy this year. Plus, communication tips from one of the great innovators of all time, and further planning for Teslafest 2023.
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It's WWDC 2023 and Tim and Ted are closer than ever to getting an invite! From a short distance away, they once gain provide the definitive coverage of the latest announcements from the world of Apple -- and this year is a doozy both for incredible innovation (multiple timers) and metaphysical horrors. Plus, things boil over in the parking lot, the latest development in the saga of Craig Linguini.
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There's trouble in paradise in the Petco parking lot as Tim and Ted have a friendly disagreement with their new best friends. However, the minor drama doesn't keep them from talking about the latest news in the world of Tep. Plus, the smash success of Ted's latest OnlyFans video leads to a new famous fan and the Best Buy rejects a certain traitor. Also, a close reading of 101 Ways To Be A Special Dad.
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After a brief philosophical investigation, Tim and Ted tackle the top tep news of the day, including a special business corner on the fate of a certain local box store. Plus, betrayal from a friend, the tyranny of the #Charged lifestyle, and the nascent Bed, Bath and Beyond uprising. Also, planning for Tesla Fest 2023 leads to some exciting developments.Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod
The Hollywood writers are striking and Tim and Ted are ready to step in and save the day. In an emergency bonus pod, they pitch some of their best ideas to the Hollyweirdos for original and franchise films.Support Tep Talk on Patreon: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
In the midst of a massive week in the world of tech and Tesla, Tim and Ted have one of the best ideas they've ever had. Also, pick-up lines for the tech dad in your life, PP Shooter emerges from the wilderness, and an exciting new product emerges in the world of D-Juice. Plus, a new segment that is sure to thrill the Bob Dylan fan in your life (Mike, if you're looking at this please listen).Support Tep Talk on Patreon: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted offer the definitive defense of the recent "accidental" SpaceX "explosion." Also, continuing adventures of Tesla ownership; a dad's guide to Disney; and an eye-opening wealth corner. Plus, the exciting relaunch of the official Tep Talk Patreon!Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TepTalkPod
Brought to you by D-Juice, Tim and Ted kick off season 3 of Tep Talk, sponsored by D-Juice! The dads say goodbye to foolish things and begin their new lives as Tesla Owners and licensed D-Juice representatives. Also: 10 Things Every Tesla Owner Needs to Know. Plus, what makes D-Juice the best drink for the dad on the go!Support D-Juice: www.Patreon.com/TepTalkPod
At long last, Randy's case against Tim and Ted has come to trial, aka the Trial of the Century, and the dads are ready to make such an end of it. They put the finishing touches on their defense, and then recap their great success. Plus, ranking the new emojis in iOS 16.4, telling the truth about the annual clown convention, and a new electroswing version of "Bad Guy." Also, it's the final week of the Tesla Fundraising Drive, and Tim and Ted find out whether they are really going to level up with their very own red Tesla.Support Tep Talk on Patreon: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
With less than one week until their Trial of the Century and the coincidental purchase of their new Tesla, Tim and Ted have a lot of irons in the fire, but they still find time to offer the definitive explainer on the ongoing attempt by Congress to ban Tik Tok. But first, they dive into one of Elon's all time funniest tweets. Also, final preparations for their upcoming court date, and a heart to heart on their future.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted finally dig deep into Apple's first quarter earnings call, breaking down the financial health of everyone's favorite company. Plus, momentarily, a discussion of Ted's latest short film featuring his wife and her boyfriends and their defense tactics for their upcoming trial. Also, Week 8 of the Buy A Tesla Fundraising Drive.Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/techtalkpod
It's Week 7 of the Tesla Fundraising Drive and Tim and Ted are nearly at their goal (after some minor reinvestments). Plus: perfecting their defense for their upcoming court case, unpacking the dad dimensions of Disney, and navigating new trends in viral media. Also, that latest news in slanderous sons.Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted discuss some of the latest headlines in the world of technology while recovering from their recent deposition at the hands of Randy. Also, what do you get for the man who has everything (except a corporeal form)? Plus, Ted breaks new ground once again in the world of OnlyFans and the dads have a heartfelt talk about friendship and money management. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted breakdown the recent, viral Verge article about Elon Musk's management style at Twitter. Plus, countering the toxic influence of the Manosphere; practicing their m'ladys; answering some legal Q&A's; and Week 5 of the Tesla Fundraising Drive.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's Week 4 of the Tesla fundraising drive and Tim and Ted are on track to reach their goal, due to some recent successes in their artistic and professional lives. Plus, predictions for Tesla in 2023, the true meaning of Avatar 2, and how to win at therapy.Support Tep Talk on Patreon: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted host their biggest (and first) interview ever with none other than the late, great Steve Jobs. Plus: an innovation in the world of home bio-analysis and the latest updates to the Tesla Fundraising Drive.Support Tep Talk on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod
It's 2023 and Tim and Ted are excited for their best, last year ever! They ring in the new year with their resolutions, then get into some of their predictions for the year to come. Plus, accounting for their recent absence, addressing Corey's new hit single, and Week 2 of the Tesla Fundraising Drive! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TepTalkPod
It's the 111th episode of Tep Talk and that means it's time for the 110th episode celebration! Also, it's the Christmas episode! Tim and Ted discuss the must-have gifts for the father in your life, update listeners on their "Buy a Tesla" fundraising drive, and even answer some listener questions.Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
At long last, The Night of 1000 Attachments is here! Who will win and who will go home empty handed? Which digital document will reign supreme?Support Tep Talk on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Tim and Ted's world is shaken to its core when they are suddenly, and inexplicably, suspended from Twitter. They investigate the incident, discuss the honor of being disciplined, and ultimately make a radical life choice.Support Tep Talk on Patreon: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
Elon faces his greatest attacks yet, luckily Tim and Ted and the dads of the world are on his side and ready to D for his cause. After a vignette describing an upcoming righteous battle, Tim and Ted break down the latest drama surrounding Elon's acquisition of Twitter and systematically debunk all of the slanderous complaints that have been made against him. Plus: a new cast member joins Ted's wife OnlyFans, and what to get the Dad on your Christmas list this year.
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An important announcement about the future of Tep Talk.
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It's election night in America! All eyes are on the Best Buy parking lot as Tep Tim and his opponent, Darby Sullivan, prepare for their final showdown in which each man will make his final case to voters as to why he should be mayor. Beforehand, Ted helps Tim do some rigorous debate prep and they run through the key polls and datasets they're watching on the last day of voting. Then, they provide in-depth post-debate analysis and watch the results come in from their campaign headquarters.
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It's one week until the mayoral election and Tep Tim HQ is abuzz with activity. Tim and Ted discuss the most pressing issues facing their campaign in the final push, including their desperate need for fundraising and their plan for a major campaign stunt at the Harvest Festival. Plus: Darby sinks to a new low and a major announcement is made regarding next week's episode.
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It's Halloween week, and Tim and Ted have a special show that will thrill and chill you! Including: scary tep stories; how to trick or treat as a dad; movies that are too painful for dads to watch; Randy's fastforwarding of the divorce process; Darby's power play in the mayoral campaign; breaking down the barriers between science and magic; and much more! Plus, a special, tasteful seance to get in touch with an old friend. www.Boo!.com
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In a very special episode of Tep Talk, Tim and Ted dive deep into Ted's relationship struggles with Teesha. Plus, the Ballad of Randy Ramirez and more arguments against the radical and deranged mayoral candidate, Darby.
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This week marked the 11th anniversary of the death of Steve Jobs (and the second anniversary of the first annual Tep Talk Steve Jobs Memorial Show) but just as Tim and Ted were preparing their somber rituals, fate conspired to give them a reason to keep living. They very tastefully pay tribute to their dearly departed friend and visionary while also celebrating the best news they've had in a long time. Plus: the power of funereal clowning and the meaning of life.
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Ted had a bad case of Covid but the real pandemic is all the dirty politics happening in the local mayor's race. Tim and Ted address the slanderous comments that have been made against their campaign by their former friend and current rival, Darby, and put some spin on a recent campaign event that didn't go as planned. Plus, brainstorming a new campaign ad. Also, Ted provides answers to some pressing Covid FAQs.
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Tim and Ted discuss the correct readings of some of their favorite works of literature and the fatherly power of the greatest IP ever created.
[NOTE: Somehow Marvin snuck into our computer and messed up the audio on one of the tracks, and so apologies for some occasional glitches. Please address all complaints to him c/o The Screen Repair Hut in the Mall.]
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Tim and Ted debrief after their recent, super successful campaign launch event and then do a lightning round of hot takes on the hottest tep news of the day. Plus: Ted demonstrates his mastery of political spin; Randy's new living situation; and a surprise candidate upends the mayoral race.
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Tim and Ted are back and recharged after a restful summer break and ready to talk tep [sic] in Season Two! After a brief description of their personal lives, they dig into the latest news in the world of Apple. Including: how they spent their summer vacations; diagnosing the tragic state of Randy's divorce; Tom de la Tom's career breakthrough; Ted's exciting new relationship; and visiting Canada as a dad. Plus: the first campaign meeting for Tep Tim for Mayor 2022!
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Tech Talk is taking a summer break but will be back in the fall. Until then, stay teppy!
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The latest hit song from Lil' PP Shooter, featuring Pastor Trey. As heard on Episode 99/100.
After 100 (rounded up) episodes, Tim and Ted have finally met their match. They look back on their wonderful lives and answer listener questions as they wait to die. Plus: Lil' PP Shooter's latest hit song, more ways to be a Special Dad, and their biggest regrets.
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In a triumphant return to form, Tim and Ted watch and respond to the latest Apple WWDC event, just in time to hear about the latest news, gossip and information and just in time for Tim before he potentially dies. Including: how iOS 16 will change your life (new fonts and you live in the phone now), the latest developments in the life, death and rebirth of #SockLinguini, and exciting new frontiers in the fracturing of the psyche. Plus: more improvements for Lord of the Rings, more installments of '101 Ways to be a Special Dad," and Sarah, Stefan and Bronson hit the rails.
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Tim and Ted tackle one of the most pressing, and complex, issues in the world of technology. But first: news you can use about some misleading pictures going around and Ted details his increasing cinematic fame.
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TGIF...or should we say TGIM (Thank G I'm Mother)! Tim and Ted are back with a brand new episode celebrating one of the greatest, and least appreciated, warriors in the world of tep. Plus, Ted's OnlyFans career continues to grow (shoutout Stefan). Also, new frontiers in couples' counseling.
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Coming up next on the BBC, ten of Britain's finest fathers compete to see if they have what it takes to become Britain's next top dad.
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For once in their lives, people (besides the authorities and divorce attorneys) are paying attention to Tim and Ted...and they like it! The dads discuss their recent experiences in the lime light, as well as what's on their tech radar. Also, a cold read of the first scene in their upcoming Steve Jobs rap musical biopic. Plus, tep: not just for dads any more!
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It's an artsy episode of Tep Talk, as Tim and Ted discuss some groundbreaking news out of Hollywood, as well as some their own artistic ventures. Including: the untapped potential for the toy and game extended cinematic universe; Ted's adventures in indie filmmaking; more ways to be a Special Dad; and how to make peace with the hard truth about updates.
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Some additional segments from Episode 93: "All The World's A Scam"
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At long last, Tim and Ted offer their definitive guide for How to Avoid (and Make Peace With) Online Scams. But first, they discuss a rare victory for dads in the War on Fathers, fill each other in on their living situations, and engage in some theatre criticism.
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The veil is thin this week...all the better to bring you the latest news, updates, and gossip from the world of Tep! Tim and Ted get each other up to date other on their respective living situations, share some very exciting news about the podcast, and briefly explain the world of metaphysics. Plus, Ted's exciting new career opportunity and more ways to be a special dad.
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It's the greatest day of the year for dads, the day that they can finally don their jester caps and say to the world "Behold! For you have been fooled! And your humiliation is compounded by the fact that your fooling comes at the hands of him you have reduced to the eternal Fool!" Tim and Ted revel in some of their favorite April Fools jokes and japes, discuss why April Fools is so important to fathers, and address some of the more insidious forms of April Fools abuse they have suffered.
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Tim and Ted celebrate their podcasting milestone of 90 massively succesful episodes (thank you, Marvin) by imagining what tep might look like when they turn 90. Plus, the world of dadstrology; another installment from "How To Be A Special Dad"; some of the highlights of the latest Apple live event; a return to the English countryside; and how to pull off the perfect Ted Talk.
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In our current age of technology, information is more important than ever before. And yet, we simultaneously find ourselves awash in an unprecendented deluge of misinformation...and even disinformation. How can you tell what it is (information and dis/mis) and what can you do about it? In this week's episode, Tim and Ted tackle the thorniest, and most pressing, issue of our time: how can you spot, and battle, bad information online? Plus, further analysis of the book "101 Ways to Be a Special Dad."
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In a very special episode of Tep Talk, Tim and Ted do their first ever book discussion/analysis, tackling the seminal 1993 book "101 Ways To Be A Special Dad." Plus, what to expect when you're expecting the Apple March Event and the excitement of living (and being let die) in the Metaverse.
Tim and Ted are off this week preparing for their next show. In the meantime, here are some extra bits from Episode 87, on the power of cables and the true meaning of The Matrix 4.
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Tim and Ted set aside their I's (inhibitions) and discuss some of their deepest, darkest F's (fantasies) in the world of T (tepnology). Plus, the latest from their respective living situations; dealing with difficult roommates; navigating e-vite season; and a few non-apologies to those who had the gall to criticize the flawless Two Year Anniversary Show.
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IT'S TECH TALK'S SECOND ANNIVERSARY! Tim and Ted take a moment to celebrate themselves and their many, many successes through their words, their memories, and their plentiful artistic skills. Including: how far they've come; how far some of their friends have come by betraying them; and some exciting new ideas for the world of tech and entertainment. And much more!
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Tim and Ted will be back next week for their TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY RED CARPET EVENT episode. Until then, here are some bonus excerpts from episodes 83-85.
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Tim and Ted strap on their VR headsets and jack in to the wild and wonderful world of Web3, providing the definitive explainer of the future of the internet.
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After a harrowing week of uncertainty, the dads are back in town and ready to get down to business! In a focused and very non-sacrilegious episode, Tim and Ted discuss the latest news, information and gossip in the world of tech, including the ongoing fight between Neil Young and Joe Rogan and the recent retirement of a podcasting legend. Plus: an audition and some exciting new ideas for Tech Talk spinoffs and reboots.
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Green is the colour of the dads this week as they process a series of betrayals, from the abandonment of their best friend to the mistreatment of their favorite candy. But they are on almost to Delaware and nothing can stop them now! Including: woke culture comes for your favorite dad-shape candy; Elon's ironic concern about babies; and a return to the world of NFTs. Plus, Tim and Ted throw back the curtain and reveal a little bit about themselves for once.
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It's a Very Special episode of Tep Talk, as Tim and Ted mourn the passing of a dearly beloved friend who was taken too early (and yet somehow not early enough) and vow to find out who killed him (probably no one). Plus, the winding path to Delaware makes an unexpectedly pleasant pit stop. Also, the 15th Anniversary of the iPhone has the dads getting in touch with their artistic sides and taking a walk down memory lane.
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It's 2022 and Tim and Ted are coming to you live from the Garden State with a very focused show all about the latest tech news, information, and gossip. Also, looking back at 2021; introducing a new co-host; a listener question; innovative ways to get your wife back in the new year; updating a classic film soundtrack; the difficulties of training a padawan dad; and manifesting the tech releases of your dreams.
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Something happened and somehow a collection of songs about technology in the style of Tom Waits got created. Here it is.
Featuring:
- Sock Linguini
- Let Me Be
- Apple Man
- What's He Loading In There?
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In their second annual holiday special, Tim and Ted present their version of a holiday classic about a dad who almost gives up Steve's greatest gift. Happy Holidays!
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Tim and Ted are geared up for a very healthy and normal Christmas in the Prius. With the help of some friends they go through their 2021 guide to what to buy and not buy the father in your life. Including: a beginner’s guide to cryptocurrency, which magazines will ruin your father’s life, and their exclusive review of the Spotify Car Thing!
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Tim and Ted put the "gossip" in tep news, information and gossip this week, as they dive into a plethora of juicy tidbits from the worlds of Apple, Elon and their own lives. Plus: breaking down the disappointment that is the new Beatles documentary. Also: why the world isn't ready for brain-to-text technology.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year (Black Friday and Cyber Monday) and Tim and Ted are here with their EXCLUSIVE tips for the hottest deals this holiday season! Plus, a new announcement from Facebook's Metalverse has the dads exploring the world of art...literally! And: 12 Steps To Rising, Grinding, and Becoming a Better Tep Dad.
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Tim and Ted are finally getting some deserved R&R&R -- rest, relaxation and running away. And their escape from their hometown in the wake of Grace's wedding has led them straight into the hands of an old friend with a new business venture. Plus: Ted finally talks about what happened at the aquarium; Tim and Ted offer their definitive review of the brand new Apple Cloth; and a dynamic new fundraiser is launched to help dads online.
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Tim and Ted are on the road to Delaware! After a hectic few weeks, the dads decided to take a break from their usual hyper-focus on tepnology and to have a little fun discussing one of their other great passions: movies aka cinema. They discuss the latest, greatest release by Marvel, speculate about some new Marvel heroes we may get to meet soon, and imagine how much better movies will be once they are all Marvel.
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Several digressions cut from Episode 74, on Pokemon, X-Men and the difficulty of nonfiction.
As heard in Episode 75, “Grace’s Halloween Wedding,” the latest anti-dad hit from Corey and Lil’ PP Shooter.
The jack-o-lanterns are glowing, the skeletons are dancing, and wedding bells are ringing, because it's finally time for Tim's ex-wife Grace's new wedding to Dennis (and for Tim and Ted to execute their dynamic plan to get her back using the power of ska). The dads navigate a few complications along the way, discuss Facebook's big announcement, and premiere two new songs, including the latest from Corey and Lil' PP Shooter, "Apple Simp."
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Betrayal! Tim and Ted suffer their worst abuse yet at the hands of the ruthless Geek Squad leader, Randy "The Dog" Ramirez. There are heroes on both sides, but mostly theirs. Evil is everywhere.
Plus, Tim and Ted discuss their plans for Tim's ex-wife's upcoming Halloween wedding. Also, recapping the phenomenal Ted Lasso finale, living in the media spotlight, and surviving in a house of darkness.
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Tim and Ted tackle the biggest question facing fathers and tech fans today: how do I free up space on my phone? Also, how do I get my wife back? And what would it look like for fathers to save children from a life of drugs? And just what's so great about honking on the big green bong pipe anyway? Also, what's that in the mirror?
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Tim and Ted are back in the same room again, just in time for them to make a very moving tribute to their late role model and friend, Steve Jobs. They revisit some of their fondest Steve memories, pay tribute to his genius using their artistic skills, and give a few small updates on the state of their lives.
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Tim and Ted celebrate 70 masterful episodes of Tep Talk by answering YOUR questions and weighing in on some of the hots and nots of the week, including: every dad's new favorite musical style; the danger of Androids to dads; making Lord of the Rings 4 all it can be; innovating for a brighter tomorrow; reality TV for dads; and much more!
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A collection of extras from Episode 70.
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It's the last day on Earth due to the very exciting release of Apple's latest and most catastrophic phone: the iPhone 13. Tim and Ted spend their final moments breaking down all the cool new features and specs that are about to end life as we know it. Plus: Roy Orbison for dads and unlocking the entrepreneurial potential of the afterlife.
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Tim and Ted infiltrate the Best Buy with the help of an elite team of dads.
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Tim and Ted tackle Elon's groundbreaking AI robot presentation featuring The Dancing Man and discuss why it was both a triumph and extremely upsetting. Also, they workshop the first chapter of their forthcoming memoir, "How I Got My Wife Back," and hit upon an exciting new idea for a dad-centric startup.
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A few bonus snippets that didn't make the cut in Episode 67, including: further adventures in Harrison Falls, how to avoid the Covronavirus, and a foray into the most dignified of theater arts: improv.
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The dads are back and better than ever! (With the exception of a few small issues.) They update listeners on everything they've missed in the last 5-6 weeks, including: Ted's new/old living situation; the pandemic hits Harrison Falls; the resolution of the Juice Wars; and an ad for an exciting new product guaranteed to pump (a part of) you up. Also: the radical hope of the billionaire space race.
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Over lunch, the Daddy Potters receive an alarming message. Then, they are personally invited to the headmaster's office where they discuss some pressing magical matters and are given a mysterious eBook...
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The Daddy Potters endure their first Magical File Management class with Professor Bionicle and then meet the charming, charismatic, irresistible captain of the school sporting team.
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Exhausted from a big day of learning they're the most important and rich fathers in the whole magical world of baby dads, Tim and Ted retire to the common room, where they meet a few new friends. Then, they have their first class with the dreaded Professor Snake.
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The Daddy Potters have their pre-destined fate determined by a curious piece of old technology with a lot of attitude.
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The Daddy Potters finally arrive at Hogdads, where they meet an old friend and a couple of new ones--both above and beneath the water. And when they arrive at the Hogdads Great Hall, they get their first glimpse of the esteemed staff...and prepare to be sorted.
After recent slanderous comments on a certain podcast, Tim and Ted finally set the record straight. Plus: Tep Talk is taking a few weeks off of full episodes, but have no fear: Daddy Potter will carry you through these dark days. Thanks so much for listening and supporting the show!
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The Daddy Potters have a magical train ride to Hogdads, featuring some surprising snacks and a visit from their flea-bitten enemies.
It's App Appreciation Week once again, thanks to the beef-fueled insistence of Cousin Josh, who Tim and ted are excited to welcome to the new Tep Talk HQ aka Harrison's house. The boys run through some of their favorite apps of the week, plus: the merits and dangers of a wooden iPhone; how to react when someone slanders you in screenplay form; the one internet scam that is sure to fool any father; and hopes and dreams for Tom Waits's next album.
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In which The Dads Who Lived, Tim and Ted, finally board the Hogdads Express and meet their new best friends.
It's a news-heavy show, as Tep Tim and Tep Ted tackle renewed efforts by "Congress" to take away the precious freedom of tep companies like Apple to do whatever they want to us. The dads break down the disturbing developments and provide a free template for social activism. Plus: Chapter 4 of Daddy Potter.
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It's hard to believe that it's already time for Apple's WWDC 2021, and even harder to believe all of the horrible, demonic things that are revealed in the live event. The dads watch the live event and let you know about all the exciting updates and evil plots coming from Apple this year. Featuring, hot new features in iOS 15 and the surprise "return" of an old friend. Plus, Chapter 3 of Daddy Potter, "A Visit to Diagonal Alley."
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The dads are back and they want everyone to know that they see them and hear them and are here to hold themselves accountable via an incredibly brave and honest apology/clarification. Also: What to look forward to at WWDC 2021! Plus: Chapter 2 of Daddy Potter.
After a harrowing few weeks on the road, the dads are safe and settled in their new Tep Talk HQ and excited to cover the tep news, information and gossip you need, including: How to use Instagram; How not to use Instagram; How to ingratiate yourself to your new overlords; How to de-escalate parking lot confrontations; and much more. Plus: Chapter 1 of Daddy Potter.
After a week on the run following the so-so response to their musical, Tim and Ted are back and reporting from [REDACTED] for their 60th Episode Celebration! They take turns answering your questions and weighing in on some of the latest, greatest news in the world of tep! Including: the virtues of being a pig at heart; Elon's stunning SNL debut; the adventures of Larry Potter, scar face wizard orphan; and Corey's latest hit song, "Dad Slap."
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Opening night is here at last! Tim and Ted run through the final dress rehearsal for Ted's landmark real life 360 production that is guaranteed to get his wife back and get Tim a new place to stay, featuring new songs, action, and special FX. Including: A quick debrief on the newly divorced Bill Gates; Emmett's latest hit song, "Death Comes for the Trash Dad"; and the surprise breakout performance of the evening.
Tragedy has struck Tech Talk, as the exciting new Apple Podcasts redesign has led to their podcast vanishing from the app and it's all Ted's fault. (Editor's note: It's Tim's fault.) (Better editor's note: It is Ted's fault.) The dads settle the dispute of who is to blame the only way they know how: using facts and logic. Plus: Final preparations for the premiere of "Get My Wife Back: The Play" and the trash man.
Spring is here and you know what that means: it's time for another Apple Live Event! Once again, the Tep Talk dads provide the ONLY commentary you need, rounding up all of the exciting announcements and betrayals that Apple has unveiled. Including: The long-awaited Apple keychain; What to do when the trash man is coming; Baby Bain vs Baby Batman; Tep Ted makes a fool of himself; and Tim Cook's true identity is revealed.
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As heard in Episode 48, the official trailer for Tim and Ted's adaptation of "My Octopus Teacher."
There's a lot going on in the world of tep [sic], and the boys are here to discuss. Including: The return and rebirth of an old friend, a close look at Spotify's groundbreaking new invention, and the greatest disgrace to clowning since the full-sized automobile. Plus: Episode 1 of the hit new sitcom "Alexa and Me!"
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What's dad and tech and vaxxed all over? Tim and Ted! Your hosts are back and feeling better than ever after they got their special, limited edition vaccine shots, with the help of some new and old friends. They run over everything YOU need to know about the vaccine, including how it tastes, how to get it, and what not to ask of your driver. Plus: separating fact from fiction on the internet; Emmett's latest failed song; inside the candle network; and how to make sure you get the right nano bots in YOUR vaccine!
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As heard in Episode 53, the brand new remix of Corey's hit song, "My Dad Cried At The Zoo" featuring Lil PP Shooter.
Forget everything you thought you knew about NFTs, because the definitive explainer is here! The boys dive into the world of cutting-edge epic art that makes perfect sense and isn't a scam at all, but first have to do a few small updates on their lives. Including: A trip back in time to the pre-epic era of art; Tim's tech review of the Amazon Smart Home suite; Ted's trip into the cabin; Theme from Get My Wife Back; the only good advertising campaigns; the hottest new restaurant in town; and a few new friends.
How do you know if what you're experience is really real? If you're listening to Tech Talk! The boys discuss how to #KeepYourselfTethered. They also unveil their exciting/disappointing new merchandise and discuss some of their newest Big Ideas. Also: Tim goes Home Alone Boy and Ted finds a new family.
An important announcement from management, regarding an exciting merchandise opportunity for YOU and your family!
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The boys have so much to talk about this week it's honestly a bit of a struggle to stay on topic, but they've got an exciting event motivating them to stay focused. Including: How not to get revenge on your ex-wife's brother; Uncle Rodney's St. Patrick's Day Brawl; how to kiss a velveteen rock star; Hot and Not; a live performance of your favorite Apple Loops; and the long-awaited premiere of an infamous, hateful hit song.
As heard in Episode 51, Ted's stepson Emmett's latest anti-father hit song, ft. Tech Tim (against his will).
Tim and Ted have stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back and they are here with all the tips, tricks, and gossip YOU need in case you ever stare into the abyss and it stares back (you break your phone). Featuring: How not to jump over the trash pond; What funeral homes will and won't do for your best friends; the power of Double Brew coffee; the perils of hipster coffee shops; Peter Jackson's greatest casting feat on The Lord of the Rings; The Science of shrunken son brains; Emmett's newest anti-father hit, "Trash Dad Elegy"; and how to avoid commitment and save your own life.
Tim and Ted are back from their week off and full of exciting new ideas to share with their listeners! Including: Updates on Ted's plan to regain his wife/sanity; Cousin Josh's podcast boot camp; helping the younger generation getting into Tech Talk; and Emmett's latest viral hit song.
As heard in Episode 50, Emmett's first song from music camp. A hateful, anti-dad, anti-clown travesty.
Tech Talk is turning 50! To celebrate, Tim and Ted answer YOUR questions, introduce some exciting new segments, and address certain grudges and controversies, all with an assist from their new manager.
Including: the latest episode of Doc Bastard; renaming the planets; ranking Apple products; Valentine's Day exploits; avoiding the subconscious; seeing without seeing; Tim's new documentary about the real heroes of rock and roll; Emmett's new hit song; clowning with dignity; new movie ideas; and the hidden powers of Colin Filth. Plus much more.
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The boys are finally going to do their unboxing videos! But first, a few updates about their lives. Including: Sarah, Stefan and Bronson home movies and how to get around a prohibitive wedding invite. Also, a new segment--"Relationship Corner"--and the boys offer their definitive list of different kinds of dads.
From our hearts to your ears, a message from the people behind Tech Talk, regarding merch, outtakes, and a big thanks.
It's Tech Talk's one year anniversary! The boys reflect on 12 months of success and look to their bright future. Including: further adventures of Tom de la Tom; congratulations for Grace and Sarah; the only way to use Patreon without being embarrassed; the joys of suffering for tech; and a surprising look into Randy's private life. Plus: A high production value teaser for their new movie, "My iPad Teacher."
The boys are safe and sound after their misadventures at the nursing home and back for a classic Tech Talk episode full of the tech news, rumors and even gossip you have been craving. Including the only legitimate explainer for the Gamestop/Stock Market debacle, and the real meaning behind films like "My Octopus Teacher" and "Heat."
The revolution is upon us and happy are those who are able to give their lives in service to the glorious leadership of Mamie Sullivan. Also: how to reset the auto-correct library on your iPhone.
Plus: Bill Shine and the Crazy Diamonds take a turn, dispatches from Big Boy Coffee, and the hot new TV show from Oleg & Tibor.
Excerpts that didn't make the cut for Episode 45 on Battle Bots, Princess Di, and the dangers of Instagram.
Tim and Ted pay tribute to some of the apps that have shaped their lives and pledge their undying support to the revolutionary elderly cause. Plus, how to get your royal Christmas card just right, and the debut of Bill Shine and the Crazy Diamonds' hit version of "Mother!"
As heard in Episode 44, Tim and Ted's hit new song, which they disavow.
Coming soon to Spotify and Apple Music for your listening and viewing pleasure, respectively.
ELON MUSK IS THE RICHEST MAN ON EARTH! Tim and Ted break down what this historic news means for humankind and dadkind. Also, how they would spend their billions; the benefits of knowing a tactical dad; getting in shape for Elon; and the debut of a brand new song that they both deny writing.
It's the beginning of a new year and the boys are only a little late on their big New Years Eve show, due to an unforeseen rager at the Grey Shades Retirement Home. They detail their night of unexpected debauchery and discuss their hopes, dreams, and resolutions for the new year.
In this retelling of (and improvement upon) the classic Dickens tale, Tech Ted is shown the past, present and future of his life in tech with the help of three ghosts, his best friend, and the entire Tech Talk crew.
Ho ho ho, it's the Tech Talk Christmas episode! This week, Tim and Ted bemoan the sorry state of Christmas for fathers, discuss the reason for the season (presents), dig in to some of this year's hottest new tech gifts, divulge their secrets for selective delusion around the holidays, and sing some classic carols that may or may not get you banned from the Best Buy. Plus: addressing the latest not-very-festive rumors regarding Eric Clapton and Van Morrison; the Two Men and the House of Shame Christmas episode; and the real nativity story that the bible doesn't want you to know.
Tim and Ted take a break from their lives to dive back into one of their favorite topics: movie magic! They pitch some of their ideas, consider how their favorite films could be improved by embracing the spirit of youth, and tackle the scourge of subtlety in film.
It's Cyber Monday and you know what that means: deals, deals, deals! Tim and Ted discuss how best to prepare yourself mentally and physically for the big day. Also, the latest news from Grey Shades Nursing Home; inside Apple's Big Sir operating system; and the definitive truth on the rumors going around about Eric Clapton and Van Morrison.
Tim and Ted celebrate their 40th episode, and a sudden influx of listeners, with a supercharged MEGA episode that encapsulates virtually everything in their lives up until this point....plus a few new surprises.
Big Lullaby better watch out because a new app created by famed musician and Elon partner, Grime, is coming for them!
As the boys explore on this bonus episode, Grime's groundbreaking new 'AI Lullaby' app combines the power of technology with the power of music, plus the power of babies, to revolutionize the way we sing to our kids (we won't have to anymore), and to finally give dads a long-awaited peek into the world of being Elon's baby. Including: how to use the app; what to do if the app makes you go insane; what we can expect from future Elon Baby simulation apps; a new song that Tim and Ted didn't mean to write; and much more.
As the seasons change, Tim and Ted pay tribute to some of the beloved features we've lost this year. Plus, Ted's real world tech solution showdown; the honorable adventures of the Seven Tech Dads; getting to know Todd; and a very spooky episode of 'Two Men and the House of Shame.'
It's November 3, 2020 and you know what that means...Tim and Ted are finally covering the October 13 iPhone 12 event! They break down every detail of the groundbreaking announcement and deliver blow-by-blow commentary on the one thing on everyone's mind: the latest tech news, buzz and gossip.
Halloween is coming and Tim and Ted have all the tips and tricks you need to stay safe, and stylish, this holiday season. Featuring: Sexy tech costumes, haunted tech stories, the official release of the Tech Talk Patreon, and updates from the legitimately spooky lives of Tim and Ted. Boo!
Tech Tim's six-wheel tour of America concludes the only way it could: a giant battle royale at Sarah's cabin featuring all of the people who are out to "k" him...and a few surprises.
Due to circumstances outside of their control--Tech Tim missing, presumed chased by Farmer Tractorwheel--there's no full episode this week. The boys will be back next week; until then enjoy these extras from Episode 36!
The church bell iPhone alarm tolled nine times this week to commemorate the anniversary of Steve Jobs' passing, and the boys are grieving the only way they know how: in public. Tim and Ted run through their annual rituals for honoring Steve's legacy, atoning for their tech sins, and paying tribute to him through their art. Plus: Ted's viral anti-Emmett, pro-clown Tik Tok response track blows up and Tim's tour of America takes him to greener pastures.
iOS 14 is here and the boys are on it like f's on s. They discuss everything you need to know about the groundbreaking update, including: how to prepare your phone for death, how not to listen to podcasts, and how widgets work (or don't). Also: Tim reports in from his ongoing adventures on the road and Ted addresses Emmett's latest, shameful viral video. Plus: The top three apps YOU need to enjoy nature and not get killed by renegade dads.
Apple just had their September event and, even though no one gave them enough time to properly prepare, Tim and Ted are on it, providing blow-by-blow commentary for all the big releases and keeping an eye out for their best friend, Craig. Also, updates from Gareth, Uncle Rodney, Emmett, and Tim's six-wheel tour of America. Plus: a new Apple Watch wristband!
(This is the second in Tech Talk’s series of live coverage of Apple video events. The first event was the 2020 WWDC, the coverage of which is referenced heavily in this episode and which can be found here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tech-talk/id1498677455?i=1000479596781)
The wait is over. Finally, you can pay money to listen to Tech Talk!
This week, as we wait to hear from Tim and Ted (who have gone AWOL), we bring you a teaser for the Patreon-only Tech Talk Bonus Feed which, if you sign up, will offer you unprecedented behind-the-scenes access to the world of Tech Talk, and perhaps much more!
Head on over to www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod to become a patron and support your favorite tech show (Tech Talk).
Tim and Ted will be back next week.
Tech Tim is one week into his six-wheel tour of America but he had to make a pit stop both for personal health reasons and so that he and Ted could discuss the world-changing news about Elon Musk's new brain chip. The boys discuss all the reasons you should want your head chopped open, and have a frank discussion about their disappointments with Elon's otherwise stellar performance. Plus: Ted connects with his spiritual side and the boys discuss the mystical experience of using the Apple Music app.
Tech dads rejoice, the annual printer firmware update roundup is here at last! But first a few updates, including: The latest in therapeutic clowning for the family; The formal release of I Wanna Meet Steve (ft. Ted); Setting the record straight on the Randy situation; A new episode recap for "Two Men and the House of Shame;" The further adventures of Tom de la Tom; and Tech Tim's big life change.
It's an absolutely monumental day in tech/human history as Apple proves itself the true father of all tech. And thanks to the very same tech, Tim and Ted are able to walk the red carpet! Plus: the Apple vs Fortnite squabble explained, for dads. And: the Gareth situation reaches its inevitable conclusion in an epic showdown of chowder vs duck.
They (Grace, Corey, Emmett, Sarah, Dennis, Randy, etc) said it couldn't be done, but The Boys have made it to their big Three-Oh! A massive show celebrating their many successes and looking to the future, all thanks to Uncle Rodney's Roofing Business. Featuring answers to your questions (Youshi), updates on Tom de la Tom, a new song, some thoughts on the proper way to punish sons (not the death penalty), an international update on PodStor, the boys' response to The Letter, and much, much more. Brought to you by Uncle Rodney.
The boys are back in town (except Ted is technically still in the woods) with a whole round of exciting, mostly good, updates! Plus: What if sounds could get into your brain?
The boys discuss the importance of every single listener doing their job--especially the hosts--and weigh in on the recent marital tweeting of Elon and Grime.
Our democracy is under attack, as "Congress" hauls America's real life superheroes before the country to account for their made up crimes, even though they didn't do anything. The boys mount a spirited defense and imagine what a REAL hearing might look like if they were in charge. Plus: Further adventures in Lord of the Rings 4: The Wrong Ring.
As first mentioned in Episode 25, a musical story of two dads and their adventures in the world of forum-posting. Loosely based on Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf," but better.
The boys continue to strive towards podcasting perfection, this week with the help of professional business consultant/entertainer, Cousin Maryanne. Plus: An honest accounting of what went wrong with MyCryptoBuddy (RIP) and an adventure into the life of the mind.
Thanks to an extremely generous pledge from none other than Mr. Tesla himself, Elon Musk, as well as Barack Obama, Jeff Bezos, and Twitter, the boys are finally on their way to joining the upper echelons of society and becoming real life billionaires. Nothing can possibly dampen their spirits.
The first hit single by the Tech Talk Guys, as heard in Episode 25! Written by Tech Tim and featuring guest verse by Tech Ted Steiner. Produced by Gareth de LaFontaine™ for MyCryptoBuddy™ Productions. Featuring special performances by The Beat-Its™. Artwork by Ted Steiner. Patent pending. If you are listening to this song, please send us $7-$8.
Listener Appreciation month is over not a moment too soon, and the boys are finally able to get back to business. They discuss the various ways that listeners can do better and then "go pro" with some exciting product reviews. Plus: The worldwide premiere of their first hit single, "I Wanna Meet Steve!"
Something went down and it's very important that you get the REAL account of it here first before any liars or cheats or dogs try to fill your heads with lies.
All work and no play makes the Tech Boys very happy because they are hardcore tech experts. However, even techies have to unwind, and that's what movies are for! In this certified bonus episode, Tim and Ted discuss some of their favorite--and least favorite--movies featuring tech and imagine how many other movies could be improved by adding more tech. Plus: What's the greatest film of all time to center both tech and dads? The answer may surprise you! (In hindsight it's quite obvious.)
The boys discuss their recent re-betrayal by a certain dog and his new little puppy henchmen. The wound stings but the boys carry on with new announcements for Listener Month and some extremely exciting news about the future of the pod! Plus, Best Buy is open again...for some.
A Tech Talk Exclusive! Apple held its big WWDC event this Monday, and the company announced a barrage of mind-boggling new developments, updates and releases. Luckily for you, your favorite independent tech journalists Tim and Ted watched the whole thing!
In this one-of-a-kind bonus episode, the boys respond LIVE (to them) to the Apple keynote video and break down some of the most exciting and confusing developments coming your way. Along the way, they meet some new friends, grapple with some new tech, and expose a truly sinister plot.
The Tech Boys are back for a very special Fathers Day episode exposing the Big Dad Lie perpetrated by Hollywood and the media and confronting the harsh reality of dadhood in the year 2020. Luckily, there's a silver lining in the form of a new Apple TV+ show! Plus, imagining how dads could improve many classic films, an update from Ted on his POS PC, and a very exciting announcement involving a certain feud-turned-truce.
The June Tech Talk Listener Drive continues! This week, the boys announce some more very special (paid) giveaways and try out some new stylistic techniques borrowed from other popular podcasts that are guaranteed to delight new and old listeners alike! Plus, what's going to happen at Apple's WWDC next week? And don't you wish you could take back some/most of your life?
(NOTICE: This episode was released a few days early because the boys had so much to talk about and not because another podcast that has still not returned their calls also put out its 21st episode.)
Tim goofed up again and accidentally cut some parts out of the 20th Episode Celebration. The boys respond to a few more listener questions.
Tech Talk officially turns 20 this week! The boys celebrate their hard work and countless accomplishments with their biggest episode yet, including responses to listener questions and an emotional walk down tech memory lane. Plus, Smart TVs in the age of dumb people and the unveiling of some new works of art.
Tech news is as diverse as tech itself, but most of it can be broken down into two categories: hot and not hot. In this bonus cut from last week's episode, the boys round up their recent top hots and nots, including big news from The Musk and Spotify.
The world of journalism is struggling, but the future looks bright for Tech Talk as the boys embark upon a new digital partnership that might save journalism as we know it (the stuff that deserves serving, anyway, not the hateful anti-tech stuff). Plus, the latest craze in ska fusion.
Tech Talk is on top of the world, not just because it's surpassing other, low-quality, traitor-made podcasts but because it officially has the ear of one of the most powerful men in tech. A modesty entreaty to help humanity reach its potential. Plus, Ted and Tim get creative!
But now, O Tech, thou art our father; we are the clay, and thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand. Amen. Plus, which streaming platform has the best interface?
In a Tech Talk EXCLUSIVE the boys imagine how Malcolm Gladwell could expand his genius level-thinking with the help of 5G.
NOTE: Our legal team (Ted's Cousin Josh, thanks Josh) inform us that the title of this podcast could be misleading. To be legally clear: we don't mean that Mr. Gladwell is on this podcast discussing 5G. We meant Malcolm Gladwell "on" 5G the same way you would say "Tech Tim ON Mountain Dew" or "Uncle Rodney ON his virility tonic." We apologize for any confusion and any harm done to Mr. Gladwell or his estate.
Everyone is stuck inside and luckily, thanks to the Smart Home, there's not a better place to be trapped! Tim and Ted discuss some of the innovations that are bringing joy and order to their lives and why people need to get excited about the 5G revolution, or else! Plus, some free marketing for their favorite baby food company.
A long-awaited episode is derailed by a cruel betrayal. Plus, the tech boys launch themselves even further into the big leagues with a special announcement.
The Tech Talk boys try to never cut anything from any of their episodes, but sometimes, whether due to a software glitch or someone falling asleep on the keyboard or even just a spilled Vanilla Coke, things accidentally get deleted. Here are a few extras from Episode 14: "Working Hard and Hardly Working."
Breaking: The Musk Baby is here!! The boys rushed to the mics to record an emergency bonus episode covering the cosmic arrival, celebrating the historic moment, and imagining what this singular birth might mean for humanity. Plus, inducting Elon into the World of Dads.
You might be asking, "Due to Coronavirus, working from home is more important than ever!" And you're right! The Tech Boys discuss how tech is helping them work, and not work, from home. Plus, home renovations, field trips and beef rage.
Coronavirus may still be with us but so is Tech Talk! The boys offer some insider tech tips on how to stay on top of the virus and discuss how some of our greatest tech geniuses are helping the world heal, even as ungrateful, jealous people try to tear them down. Plus, a special message from, and to, Tim Cook.
All things must pass as Tim and Ted are separated, but they're both still doing great, thanks to the power of technology! The guys remotely discuss some exciting new releases from Apple, including a very innovative and disruptive solution for moving your Mac Pro around the room.
The boys celebrate a milestone: ten episodes! Plus, why some other tech podcasts can't be trusted, and answers to listeners' most asked questions!
Before Ted was kicked of Tik Tok, he managed to learn a bit about one of the more insidious memes of our age. Plus, what the boys would sing if they went on the site again--which they won't.
iOS 13.4 is finally here and once Tim's phone unfroze he was able to download it! Tim runs over some of his favorite features and the boys discuss why, if you don't like it, you're probably a criminal.
The Tech Boys are back and feeling much more healthy and are excited to talk about the biggest new thing in social media: Tik Tok!(sp?) Ted describes his adventures on the trendy new platform, as well as some words of advice. Plus, what's hot and what's not in the world of tech!
Tech Ted and Tim are deep in their quarantine and they're doing really well. Like, really, really, really well.
Coronavirus would be scary if it weren't for one person... Tim and Ted discuss who they KNOW is going to solve it and how they hope it all might end.
Yes, Tim and Ted are safe and, yes, they know about Coronavirus, but they only just found out. The guys provide an update on why they're a little late to the conversation and then put on their Imagineer hats to imagine how Big Tech might come up with some Big Solutions for the Big Disease.
Thanks to a custom wrist strap, Ted finally has an Apple Watch and, paired with Dark Mode, he's feeling good. But at what cost? Plus, some of our biggest tech hopes and dreams.
Tech Talk is blowing up! Tim and Ted respond to some of their most-received questions and comments. Plus, a big announcement launches the Tech Team into the major leagues of podcasting and a new segment explores the good and bad corners of tech.
Things get heated in tech land when the talk turns to the competition. Plus, hopes and dreams for the future of tech and how loved ones have hurt us.
You knew we had to do it! Tech Tim and Ted finally tackle the biggest fish in the tech pond: the one and only Elon Musk.
What would it look like if there were a real life hero who could take on the trolls who torment everyone, especially dads, online?
Facebook recently announced its groundbreaking new cryptocurrency, Libra, but what does it mean for you? Plus, how to stay safe online in a world of trolls and Tim and Ted's dreams--and concerns-- for the future of tech.
Welcome to the first ever Tech Talk Bonus Episode! In the course of making this show we may occasionally end up material that doesn't fit in a regular episode, either because we lost the original files or forgot to hit 'record' early enough or simply because our computers died. Those snippets will be released as BONUS EPISODES, beginning with this one, which features a deep dive into the new iPhone app updates and a look at the wonderful world of VR (Virtual Reality).
Tech Tim and Ted are back to take a look at the WWDC (WorldWide Developers Conference) 2019 and discuss some of the new features from Apple they are most excited for. Plus, on visiting the Genius Bar and the problem with the younger generation.
A roundup of some of the most exciting tech releases (and rumors) coming our way from Apple!