Doctor WHeasel: Misadventures in Time & Space: Recent Episodes
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Doctor WHeasel is long-running comedy-drama scifi adventure serial, which since 2016 has combined ironic, meta-aware humour and homages to classic British TV scifi. Now in its 5th series, each episode sees heroic Time-Weasel, Doctor WHeasel, and his hapless companion, Advick Goose, careen from disaster to triumph and back again. The series created by Llordllama, features a talented revolving cast of amateur and professional voice artists. Prior to the podcast, Doctor WHeasel was created in 2007 to produce video reviews of ‘Doctor Who’, but slowly evolved into its own narrative universe.
At the end of time itself, Doctor Wheasel and Advick Weasel finally track down Advick’s robotic duplicate A9 for a long overdue confrontation. Things take a bizarrely seasonal turn of events, and for once, the Time Weasel might have finally bitten off more than he can chew – and we’re not talking about Christmas cake. A special ‘Doctor WHeasel Unplugged, Unrehearsed, Unplanned’ episode to bring Season 6 and our year long story to an end!
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Finally hot on the trail of the robotic miscreant A9 and his stolen WEZDIS, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose find themselves on a curiously quiet, and very dark planet. Too quiet one might say, but it looks like at long last their quest is at an end. Now all they have to do, is traverse through a single shop and make it back to their WEZDIS…alive!
After months as the consort of Queen Jemima Poppsicord Deltronic Jaytach de Platina on the planet Underwood Doctor WHeasel and stalwart Companion and loyal Cupholder, Advick Goose are on the move again. Fleeing from his matrimonial responsibilities and once more setting off in pursuit of his pilfered space-time vessel, the WEZDIS, it might just be time for the Doctor to take a little vacation...and maybe run into some 'old' friends along the way.
Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose’s pursuit of the stolen WEZDIS brings them to the medieval kingdom of Underwood, where an ancient compact with the Time Weasels spells trouble for the duo. What is the secret of the kingdom’s ancient ruler, known as the Platinum Queen, and will there be tears or jeers before bedtime for the good Doctor? And will Advick Goose finally get to experience a right-royal-knees-up for once?
Still hunting his purloined WEZDIS, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose take a wrong turn at a space-port and run afoul of the despotic genius of Lord Ovoidious. Will this Easter be one the two time-travellers want to forget, or is there actually a soft, nougaty centre to the strangely accented warlord? And more importantly, will ANYONE be able to quell Doctor WHeasel’s lust for eggs?
In the Blisstonian Megaplex, residents across the mega-city gird their loins, and other extremities, for the annual Love-A-Balooza. Into this steamy, arguably romantic, but most likely culturally sordid mix, will come a Time Weasel and his avianoid companion. But just how will Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose even get off 1930s Earth first, without access to the Doctor’s purloined space-time vessel to WEZDIS? Moreover, does a dark secret lurk at the heart of this love-day’s festivities, like an unpleasant coffee lying at the heart of a chocolate gift box – ready, willing, and able to scandalise the sensibilities of all who dare touch it!? And even if there is something malign in the Megaplex – can or should the errant adventurers do something about it? Find out, in our first ever Valentine’s Day romantic special!
Just in time for the festive season, it’s our 6thChristmas feature-length special. Not to mention it’s also the epilogue to everything that happened in season 5! At long last Doctor WHeasel is hot on the trail of missing companion Advick Goose, thanks to the added assistance of his new robotic assistant – A-9. Can the shiny, super-smart and only slightly snarky robo-goose track down the real deal? Or will Doctor WHeasel have to resign himself to being…Lonely this Christmas?
It’s the first ever Halloween special for Doctor WHeasel, and everything is in flux. He saved the galaxy from war, but of his companion Advick Goose there’s no sign. He’s hunted high and low, and now the Time Weasel wanderer is going to going rise higher, and fall further, than he ever has before. Join us for a chilling expedition to the eternal realms where no WHeasel has gone before!
Thanks to the Caffeine Cabin Band for the music in the final scene!
Doctor WHeasel’s attempt to infiltrate the Chickonain Palace Archives and uncover a plot against their Emperor are in ruins. All thanks it seems to the duplicate Advick Goose who has been unknowingly accompanying him for the past few months. Dragged before the highest court in the Empire, charged with treason and espionage it seems this time there’s not much chance he can…weasel out of a terrible fate. As we wrap up season 5, is this it for the Time Weasel?
Finally: Chickonia. And in the Imperial Palace archive, Doctor WHeasel can finally put his plan to expose the Clandestine Court into action. But has he reasoned without the potential treachery of the phoney Advick Goose who’s been by his side throughout his scheming? Will it be the errant Time-Weasel who’ll end up with egg on his face for once, or does he have one more sneaky plan still up his lacey sleeves?
With the first item in his three-part plan to infiltrate the palace of the Chickonian Emperor complete, Doctor WHeasel calls upon another old friend. However, it seems he left some unfinished business behind and may have to use all his cunning to avoid being hurled headlong into a swampy and filthy bog. And all the while, the fake Advick Goose by his side is plotting his and the galaxy’s downfall.
Doctor WHeasel has uncovered evidence of a clandestine plot inside the Chickonian Empire’s inner circles to create the damaging war with the Earth. Now, he plans to bring his evidence before the Chickonian ruler, if he can only work out the ways and means to do so. Something, which is being complicated by being the most wanted criminal in the whole empire, and travelling with an undercover enemy agent who just happens to resemble his old companion, Advick Goose…
Saddled with a Chickonian Duplicate of his companion Advick Goose, Doctor WHeasel continues to seek a way to bring the chaotic war with the Confederation to a close. A stroke of unexpected luck means he is suddenly in possession of some information which can upend everyone’s perceptions of the supposed causa belli. Does this mean he could, perhaps, end the conflict at a stroke, or is the errant Time Weasel going to once again poke his snout into affairs of state that he’d have been better off to leave alone?!
The Dericks have released their creator from his incarceration in the Time Weasel’s ultimate security Black Gulag. Now Doctor WHeasel along with Advick Goose and Beauregard de Crockadillus must find a way to stop his arch-foes from escaping Planetoid 404, or a war-ravaged galaxy is going to suffer. Plus we answer the nagging question concerning the time-lost Advick’s hopes of making it back to where and when he’s supposed to be!
Doctor WHeasel’s arch-foes, the Dericks, have successfully penetrated the mysterious bunker on Planetoid 404. Buried within are dark secrets from times long past, and potential threats of a cosmic nature. Accompanied by Beauregard de Crockadilus, and the time-lost Advick Goose, now he must figure out what the Derick’s mission is, and more importantly how he can foil it…before the universe itself is threatened!
Advick Goose and Doctor WHeasel are together again, but it’s not quite the reunion that either of them quite expected. With new companion, Beauregard, in tow, the heroic trio are forced to confront the efforts of the Doctor’s arch foes, the Dericks, to uncover a secret long buried beneath the surface of Planatoid 404.
We flash back to Advick Goose’s captivity as a prisoner of the Chickonian Empire, and relive his thrilling escape. But on Planetoid 404 will he survive his encounter with the invading third party? And more importantly, will he be able team up with Doctor WHeasel and his new companion, Beauregard, in time to uncover the nefarious Derickian schemes?
Never count Advick Goose out, even when he’s been kidnapped and replaced by a malign duplicate. Now lost behind enemy lines in the Great Chickonian War can he make his way back to the relative safety of his own timeline or will Doctor WHeasel’s ancient and rebranded foe spell doom for the avianform?
The Chickonain High Ambassador, Pollywannacracker, and his aides have arrived aboard Concordance Station. But they’ve brought with them a most surprising cargo, that could potentially derail the perilous peace talks between the United Earth Confederation and the Chickonian Empire. Will Doctor WHeasel, The Brigade Leader and Advick Goose be able to navigate the choppy waters of diplomacy, or is everything about to go to heck in a handbasket?
One Advick Goose is trouble, but two Advick Gooses…Geeses…could be the gateway to calamity. What is Advick’s imperfect duplicate’s agenda? Is he a loyal member of the Chickonian Empire, an agent of chaos or something more? And what of Doctor WHeasel and the Brigade Leader’s negotiations with the Chickonian Empire? Can the appearance of a dupligoose herald the beginning of the end, the end of the beginning or something else?
Aboard Concordance Station, Doctor WHeasel, the Brigade Leader and Advick Goose find their future holiday rudely interrupted by realpolitik. With two space-faring empires on the verge of war, are the trio equipped to successfully navigate the pending diplomatic discord on behalf of Earth’s government? Or, will they fall afoul (sorry, not sorry) of the Chickonian Empire’s fine-feathered schemes?
In the 28th Century, the cold war between the Chickonian Empire and the United Earth Confederacy is starting to crack. Meanwhile, after the epic and near terminal events on his home world of Galloway, Doctor WHeasel has retreated to the relative tranquility of his work for Earth’s extra-terrestrial defence agency, ENTITY in 1970s Britain. But when an innocent comment from the recuperating Brigade Leader sparks his imagination, the Time Weasel wanderer starts on a course that may see him playing a pivotal role to avert a battle beyond the stars!
An urgent call from ENTITY H.Q. calls Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose back to Earth on Christmas Eve. The world is imperilled from an orbiting danger, a Christmas Star of Fear which threatens to rain down destruction and woe on the beleaguered planet! Can the Doctor pull off one of his trademark last-minute triumphs, or will Advick’s two left webbed-feet hurl the pair into Yuletide despair? Find out in our fifth, feature length, Christmas special!
Miles below the seabed, Project Tiamat has awoken a volcanic entity from beyond the heavens. Now Advick Goose, in place of his late mentor the titular Doctor WHeasel, and some of the Project’s scientists must find a way to placate this strange visitor or risk a volcanic disaster for Earth. All this, plus the long-awaited, and lightly dreaded, return of a missing key cast member, in the final part of this adventure.
To trace the otherworldly screams emanating from the North Sea, Advick Goose operating without the usual safety net of his Time Weasel companion, journeys deep underground. Accompanied by the Project Tiamat scientists, he must prepare himself once more for an encounter…not of this world!
With Doctor WHeasel apparently deceased it’s up to his former assistant Advick Goose to fill his big fluffy boots as ENTITY’s chief scientific officer. Having landed far out in the North Sea aboard the Project Tiamat converted drilling rig, he’s finding out that experiments conducted beneath the seabed are having unforeseen and very noisy consequences in the second part of this four-part Doctor WHeasel adventure.
After the shattering climatic events on planet Galloway, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose come crashing back down to Earth with a vengeance. Something nasty lurks with malign intent deep beneath the North Sea. What secrets that pre-date the dawn of sentient life lie in wait for the scientists of Project Tiamat, and can Advick, flying solo, save the day…alone?
It’s Doctor WHeasel’s 100th episode all-star spectacular and the season 4 finalé! In this feature length adventure, Doctor WHeasel receives a summons to return to the home planet of the Time-Weasels, Galloway, to deal with some long unfinished business. Secrets are revealed, scenery is chewed and everything’s about to change… for ever for both the Doctor and maligned companion Advick Goose alike.
Former botanist Dr Jill Garland has been transformed by an alien virus into a rampaging plant-animal hybrid, and is rampaging across ENTITY headquarters. Will Doctor WHeasel be able to whip up something special in his potting shed, or is the planet doomed to a rather greener future than it anticipated? Discover in the final episode of this story.
A long slumbering Dr Jill Garland has finally been overcome by the plant infection she’s held at bay for years, which means ENTITY may have a growing problem on their hand. Will Doctor WHeasel be able to clip her wings before she gets too big for her pot, or are we going to have to get used to her strange, alien plant ways? Find out in part 2 of 3.
Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose finally return from a belated Christmas adventure to ENTITY HQ to deal with the consequences of an adventure five years previously (The Demented Daffodils of Deneb 7, Season 2). However, they might just have left everything a little too long, because something nasty has been waiting for them, lurking, brooding, awaiting the moment for revenge. Can they nip evil in the bud or will they be put out to grass, in part 1 of 3.
An electronic telegram has summoned Doctor WHeasel to help out his old racing friend, Queezel Bartleflaps, in their time of need. But can the Doctor feel the need for speed, or will he fail to succeed in the face of unfestive greed? And can he really trust the space racer community? Find out, in our 2019 longest ever special Christmas episode!
Doctor Wheasel’s Rotherfield investigations have come up trumps at the B.V.C. motorcycle works, where boss Gerry Thompkins has been fusing advanced alien metal with his bikes. The homicidal cycles are a risk that the good Doctor is not prepared to tolerate, but if he’s to do anything about it, he needs to escape from Tompkins’ gun sights, in the final part of this 1970s ENTITY adventure.
Doctor WHeasel and Advick’s investigations have led them to the door of B.V.C. and its owner, Gerald Thompkins. Does something murderous and autonomous lurk within his factory walls, or is it a case of purely circumstantial evidence? Find out in part four of this five part 1970s set adventure.
Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose have run up against the hard end of 1970s Rotherfield justice, in the shape of DI Jaunt. Will this by-the-book copper spell the end of their investigation into self-mobile and slightly murderous vehicles, or is he an angel in disguise? A very, very good disguise that is.
Doctor Wheasel and staunch companion Advick Goose have travelled at the behest of ENTITY to England’s 1970s industrial rust belt to investigate reports of murderous, self-driving vehicles. But with information scarce, will they risk breaking cover to approach the civilian authorities? Part 2 of a 5 part Doctor WHeasel audio adventure!
Dateline, 1978 in the rusted post-industrial wastelands of Yorkshire. Amid the shuttered factories and urban grime something vehicular is moving of its own accord. In 2019 automated vehicles are a coming mundane reality, but 41 years ago they were something else...something terrifying. Which is why ENTITY has dispatched Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose to investigate in part one of this thrilling five part adventure!
With ENTITY’s troops in full retreat, only Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose stand between the inter-dimensional terror of the Spectral Lords and Earth. And even if they can deal with these foes, there’s still the little matter of who shot Doctor WHeasel (twice) and why to answer, in the final part of this 1970s set adventure.
The Spectral invasion of 1970s Britain continues (did no one ask them for their passports?) as Advick Goose and the forces of ENTITY are at the literal beachhead of an inter-dimension incursion. But if bullets and bravado can’t save the day, does all hope lie in the invalided Doctor WHeasel? Or is it going to be up to the Brigade Leader to pull everyone’s coals out of the fire? Heavens above, Earth’s in big trouble if it is!
Doctor WHeasel’s been shot by an unknown assailant. Advick’s had a funny turn. And if that’s not enough, the Brigade Leader and ENTITY are facing an invasion from another dimension at a sunny seaside resort. Could things get any worse? Yes, almost certainly in the next episode!
Dateline: 1977 Cleethorpes seaside town, and Doctor WHeasel, Advick and the rest of ENTITY are on their way to investigate a possible alien induced zombie breakout. But is there something more malign, more malevolent and more bizarre than they can imagine behind the unexpected events? And will anyone fetch Advick an ice-cream? Find out, in part two of this five part adventure.
All new fourth series! Mostly new WEZDIS! Same old Doctor WHeasel and Chums!
Doctor WHeasel and Advick stumble into a potential zombie invasion (from beyond the stars) alongside their old comrades in arms ENTITY. Can the Brigade Leader convince the Time-Weasel to lend a hand? And more importantly, WHO is the Assassin of Time and what does she want with the furry one?
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In the second part of our all-star Christmas special, the Doctor and Advick ‘storm’ (in the mildest of possible ways) the castle of the evil ice Sorceress, to try and free the magical land of Nerdia. Can they recruit the legendary Adrian the Leopard, the messianic figure prophesied to save the land, or will they need to take more direct action? Or could they even try influencing the wicked queen’s hench-goblin, Gremkin to change allegiances? Merry Christmas everyone…
The Planet of Nerdia was once a jolly, holly, merry, spifftastic kinda holiday theme world, before the arrival of the evil Ice Queen. No it’s a no go area, only populated by lost souls and the terminally confused. Only a fool goes there now. Which means, Doctor WHeasel and Advick are probably going to have to reevaluate their Christmas plans for the third year in a row! Yes, it’s the first part of our all-star Christmas special!
Doctor WHeasel’s not so cunning plan to unmask his namesake, has fallen at the first hurdle (but let’s face it, that was always going to be the case). Yet this isn’t the only revelation at Quadria University this day, because the OTHER Doctor WHeasel might be more familiar to him that he ever assumed, and yet not whom he was expecting at all. And will the universe be saved or doomed at the hands of a malfunctioning time-scope?
Meet Dita Stoat (no academic) and his friend Advick Goose. They’ve come to Quadria University to work with the esteemed Doctor WHeasel as his student interns. Or at least that’s the story the oddly bristling Time-Weasel and his companion are espousing for now. Will ‘Dita’ and friend uncover what WHeasel’s time-scope is really about, or will they blow their cover in the first 10 seconds? Hint: If you’ve listened to this show before – it’s the latter.
Advick and Doctor WHeasel search across Quadria University for the academic masquerading under a very familiar name. Is he the foe the Time-Weasels warned about, or is there something even worse lurking around the corner?
On the outer rim of the galaxy, lies the Quarden Union, a technologically advanced and peaceful people. At the heart of their capital city on planet Quardina is their greatest and most distinguished university. And at this university teaches a being known as Doctor WHeasel. The only problem – he’s not THE Doctor WHeasel, and the definite article is on his way to find out who’s bringing his reputation into disrepute!
The Doctor and Advick are stuck beyond the fringes of the universe, in a tiny, pocket prison dimension with one former dark god, and two very active elemental agents. One wants to offer them tea, the other to wipe them out. Oh, and did we mention the screaming primal entity trying to break in? Can they survive, or at least munch on another macaroon while awaiting oblivion? Find out, in the final part of this adventure!
Doctor WHeasel and Advick have found themselves between a rock-cake and a hard place. It's not enough that the WEZDIS is trapped in a chronal vesicle with a former outer god, because a couple of elemental investigators from the F.I.A. seem willing to go to any length to exact what they perceive as justice. Justice which might have the unfortunate side-effect of wiping out the Doctor and his companion from existence. Is there anything the beleaguered Time-Weasel and his bosom buddy can do to save themselves, let alone the day, from a perilous cosmic fate? Find out in this episode!
Colin's extra-universal domicile, located beyond time and space, receives two more unexpected visitors in the shape of F.I.A. agents, Emerald and Bronze. What do they want and moreover, how did they even get here are questions Doctor WHeasel and Advick are less interested in than the nagging issue of how do they get out of this place? Find out if they do, in the latest episode of our adventures.
Popping outside the known universe was never going to be a good idea, but it turns out there's far more tea, cake and comfy chairs than Einstein ever predicted. However, just who Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose meet up with, proves there's more than first meets the eye. Yes, it's our all new adventure in a very 1970s scifi kinda way!
It's last hen standing on Space Colony Geoffrey, as MegHen and his clucking hordes look certain to overrun Sheriff Derrick Slimes and the rest of the survivors. Will Doctor WHeasel be able to whip a solution out of his back pocket, or is poor old Advick Goose going to save the day again - in the final part of our zombie chicken filled adventure!
Oh, and it's our 75th episode too!!!
The slightly deranged and chicken-befrocked MegHen has Advick trapped in the crashed and highly unstable WEZDIS. Meanwhile, Doctor WHeasel's efforts to try and find a cure for the undead plague that has turned every fowl utterly foul is running into a dead end (largely thanks to his own, unsinkable egomania). Can Sheriff Slimes and the rest of the Colonists on Planet Geoffrey find their own way out of this sticky situation - or will MegHen's undead chicken forces double-down on their campaign of terror? Surprisingly, the answers can be found in this episode of Doctor WHeasel - the Audio Adventures (now also available on podcast platforms everywhere!)
The undead country-fried zombie hens continue their all-out war on Space Colony Geoffrey. Can Sheriff Slimes and Gavin hold them off, long enough for Doctor WHeasel and Irene, the sorta scientist, to find a cure? Or better yet a way off world? And what about poor old Advick Goose trapped aboard the WEZDIS? How’s he going to handle matters when the crazed MegHen comes a-calling? The answer’s in the very latest episode, of Doctor WHeasel!
Doctor WHeasel makes it to the Space Colony Geoffrey Safe zone, alongside Sheriff Derrick Slimes. Meanwhile poor old Advick's trapped in a crashed and malfunctioning WEZDIS. Not to mention the rooster madness of Meg-Hen rears his ugly wattle. All this and a gravel-off between two of the lead actors!
After trying (unsuccessfully) to teach Advick to drive the WEZDIS, Doctor WHeasel and his companion are hurtled uncontrollably through time and space to the distant future. What danger bwerks in the shadows on Space Colony Geoffrey? Find out in our all new adventure!
Caught in the sights of the gynocratic world's insane leader, the Imperatorix Belinda, Doctor WHeasel's options are looking increasingly limited. Can he save himself, his companion and still find time for some hat shopping before closing time? Find out in the final part of this adventure!
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Skirtulon 7 hasn't been the vacation spot Doctor WHeasel hoped for. He's been hunted, arrested, tried and subjected to 'gynotronic correction'. Now, in a new female Time-Weasel body, he's dodging the Imperatorix Belinda's gendertroopers and hoping against hope, he can finally turn the tables!
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Doctor WHeasel has been found guilty of crimes against the gynocratic state, and duly punished through exposure to the Gynotronic Ray. Yet the results are...not what the justice system of Skirtulon 7 expected. Is this the dawn of a new Time-Weasel, or is is where there's a WHeasel, there's a third way?
Skirtulon 7 was supposed to be a vacation, but thanks to his actions 300 years earlier, Doctor WHeasel finds himself on trial for his life. And with an entire planet's justice system arrayed against him, there's not much hope he can avoid meeting the gynotronic ray. Or maybe there is just one thing...
After the tragic and shocking events aboard the Shazbot, Doctor WHeasel needs something to restore his equilibrium. What could be better than a return visit to the world of Skirtulon-7, where centuries ago he became a hero to all. The Time Weasel is about to find out, that a whole lot can change in 3 centuries, and that one person’s hero, is another’s villain. All of which adds up to potentially life altering changes, for Doctor WHeasel.
The Cyboreals, cybernetically augmented great apes, have taken over the U.E.V. Shazbot. What's more, they're forcing Advick Goose to work for them in creating a flying weapon of planetary destruction. Can Advick calculate a workaround or will we have to hope Doctor WHeasel's got one more trick up his sleeves? If not, the Earth's dooooooooooomed! Oh, and probably the Goose to boot - shocking!
Crewman Crunchy's killers are making their presence known in a big way, as they make a play to take over the U.E.S. Shazbot. All that stands between them and complete control of the United Earth mega-freighter is Captain Beryllium and what remains of her crew. Oh, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose too, but they look like they're out of their depth too.
Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose are locked below decks, while Lt Wormington seeks out a reason to have them tried and shot for murder. But the time-travelling pair aren't responsible, which means something tall, dark and murdery stalks to corridors of the U.E.S. Shazbot...and it's ready to come out!
Aboard the U.E.S. Shazbot, Lt Wormington has Doctor WHeasel at blaster point. He thinks they're spies, working for the dreaded Chickonian Empire. But, that couldn't be true could it? Find out in the next installment of Doctor WHeasel's audio adventures!
Advick Goose longs for home, but in order to get there he's going to need some very special calculations. Good old Doctor WHeasel offers to help out, by dropping in on the late 28th century, deep, deep in space. But while they calculate, what of the Chickonain menace, and moreover, what about the unsuspecting space-freighter crew whose lives they're about it upend?
Yes, it's an all new 5 part adventure for the universe's only time-travelling mustelid!
It is the late 1980s, and Scotland is about to become the forefront of cosmic visitations. Why...no one knows, but one Time Weasel (and his Goose companion) are setting out to find out why! Yes, season 3 of Doctor WHeasel starts right here and now!
Somewhere on remote and little visited world called Yulelog, it’s Christmas. Every. Single. Day. Hence, it’s the number one festive destination in the galaxy, or at least that’s what Doctor WHeasel claims. Will this year be a merry time for Time-Weasel and Goose alike, or will it be a repeat of last year’s near cosmic disaster?
Season 2 Finalé!
First broadcast Dec 2017
Who is Commander Blev Blarrant and what does she know about Advick Goose? What did happen at that ENTITY Christmas party? And will the ZooZoo Galaore animals ever show up? Find out in the final installment of this thrilling adventure!
First broadcast 9th July 2017 on Wandsworth Radio
Through the otherside of the portal lies Relaxo Cabins, but for ENTITY's Brigade Leader and Doctor WHeasel Limited answers. And even fewer animals. Not to mention the burning question, where is Advick Goose?
First broadcast, Wandsworth Radio Sunday 2nd July 2017
How do you misplace an entire zoo? That's the question ENTITY's Brigade-Leader hopes Doctor WHeasel might be able to solve. Maybe he can figure out where the animals have gone, and just why Advick Goose is acting so peculiarly...
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio June 2017
With Floramargeparxwit unmasked, but Doctor WHeasel down for the count, it's left up to Advick Goose to save the day, the party and quite possibly the entire planet. If I were you, I'd start looking at real-estate on Mars!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, June 2017
As if having hidden nieces, surprise fiancées and caddish friends to deal with, Mr Everard Weaselington now has Lady Wokingham steam towards him. Things would be a whole lot easier if he wasn't also Doctor WHeasel in disguise, trying to ferret out (see what I did there) a chameleonic alien hiding in polite society. Perhaps his butler, Jenkins, will be able to help?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, May 2017
Doctor WHeasel's efforts to remain incognito take a further blow a his old chum Digby Mongoose and his alleged fiancée turn up at stately Cracknell Manor. And if that's not enough of a problem, it looks like Lady Wokingham's on her way too...
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, May 2017
Advick's in a dress. Doctor WHeasel's in distress. And there's still no sign in the late 19th century of marauding, chameleonic alien Floramargeparxwit. But thankfully, Jenkin's the butler's there to smooth things over with his 'restorative' draughts.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, May 2017
Now working at ENTITY, Doctor WHeasel is abducted from time by his own people, and sent on a covert mission for them. His task, go undercover and locate a chameleonic alien in 19th Century Britain, or risk a catastrophic collapse of the timelines. Easy-peasey lemon squeezy then.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, May 2017
Doctor WHeasel has plans to visit the Great Exhibition of Britain, and the Empire at its height. But time, destiny or maybe the NHS wants to remind him of something...someone he left behind. It seems he may have more responsibilities to fulfill than he thought.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, April 2017.
Will the Exalted Audience come on down and face Doctor WHeasel at the climax of the Regeneration Game. But has a sinister force been lurking behind the scenes of the gameshow all along, and can the whiskered wonder survive to fight another day! Find out in our 50th (!) glorious episode!
It's time to 'Pray your Cards Right' with Bryce Fortnight for Doctor WHeasel. And on a turn of the cards, is the Time-Weasel's number going to come up? Or have we got yet more terrible gameshows to come?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, April 2017.
With his remaining regenerations under increasing threat, Doctor WHeasel finds himself sidelined as Advick Goose confronts the ancient cosmic horror of a gameshow that is...Blinkerty Blink!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, March 2017.
With no choice other than competing, Doctor WHeasel and Advick start their series of challenges in the Omni-Gameatron. But are the Primeaurators playing by their own rules? And does that mean the good Time-Weasel hero might be in far more trouble than he thinks?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, March 2017.
Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose find themselves unexpectedly in real jeopardy aboard the Omni-Gameatron. Snatched from the vortex and made to participate in a deadly game show, it looks like they've everything to lose...and maybe only freedom to win!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, March 2017.
It all ends here! Will ENTITY hold the line? Will Dr Garland come a cropper? Can Advick ever find enough tea? And will Doctor WHeasel be able to finally end the Denebian Daffodil menace? Find out here!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Sunday Roast, March 2017 http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
Pottingdale Research Laboratories is overrun with rampaging, killer giant daffodils, and Colonel Archway-Badger and his ENTITY troops seem powerless to stop them. Can Doctors WHeasel and Garland prune their way clear, and why hasn't anyone made any tea for a whole episode?!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Sunday Roast, February 2017 http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
ENTITY bursts onto the scene, with its commanding officer the Colonel close behind. Will they be taking Doctor WHeasel and Advick into military custody, or can they understand that there is actually a credible threat to the Earth lurking in the Pottingdale greenhouses?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Sunday Roast, February 2017 http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
Dateline Pottingdale Botanical Research Station, in the early 1970s. Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose have fled, with Dr Jill Garland, from the mysterious noises coming from Greenhouse 7. Have they run from nothing? Can the Doctor's flimsy cover survive Jill's scrutiny? And just what is ENTITY?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Sunday Roast, February 2017 http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
And he's back, for a whole new season of misadventures. It's the early 1970s, and Pottingdale Maximum Security Botanical Research Station is about to encounter a blossom like nothing on Earth. Just as well Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose decided to pay them a visit before things get out of hand...
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, January 2017 http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
Somewhere, somewhen, the WEZDIS hurtles through the winter skies, and Doctor WHeasel's companion, Advick Goose, is full of the festive spirit. Naturally, Doctor WHeasel is more full of unfestive bile...
A special Christmas episode to round off Season 1 of Doctor WHeasel's audio adventures!
Can Doctor WHeasel and his doppelweasel other universal counterpart, Dash Weasel, finally bring an end to Emperor Spang the Irrelevant's tyrannical rule over Planet Pongo? And get home in time for tea? Find out in the searing season 1 finalé of Doctor WHeasel!
As first broadcast on The Wandsworth Sunday Roast, Wandsworth Radio, Jan 2017.
Dash Weasel finally confronts Doctor WHeasel. Dr Wings Peckov and Advick Goose get in a flap. And Emperor Spang the Irrelevant takes his seat upon the Pongoian Imperial Throne. All in this penultimate installment of...Doppelweasel!
And we're back! Who are Dash Weasel, Dr Wings Peckov and Gale Ardent? Why are they stuck on the planet Pongo, fighting against the tyrannical Emperor Spang the Irrelevant? And just where is Doctor WHeasel in all of this?
Possibly find out in part 4 of Doppelweasel!
As first broadcast on The Wandsworth Sunday Roast, Wandsworth Radio, December 2016.
Trapped by Emperor Spang on the Planet Pongo, Doctor WHeasel and Advick are unexpectedly rescued (or kidnapped, we're not sure) by Prince Velveeta and his Dovemen. But who is that familiar looking WHeasel waiting in the wings...could this be...the Doppelweasel?
As first broadcast on The Wandsworth Sunday Roast, Wandsworth Radio, November 2016.
With the Big Bang looking like their Big Exit, it's up to Doctor WHeasel with scant help from Advick Goose to redirect the WEZDIS to anywhere safer. But just where will their cosmic gamble see them roll up now? It could be anywhere...anywhen!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio, November 2016.
After being hunted through time, and surviving a spot of shopping, Doctor WHeasel finally relaxes...unfortunately that's the moment when one of his old foes activates their master plan!
This is it: Shoppingtons' mysterious owner Mr Starter vs Doctor WHeasel in a battle of wits...and the Doctor's left his in his other pocket. Will the store be saved? Will the loyalty card scheme work? And just where IS Advick Goose? Find out in the final thrilling installment!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio October 2016 www.wandsworthradio.com/
The Greatest Shop in the Universe might turn out to be the worst destination for Doctor WHeasel, as Mr Starters perfidious plans for loyalty card enslavement finally come to light. Is it too late to do anything, and just what has happened to Advick Goose?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio October 2016 www.wandsworthradio.com/
As the Doctor and Advick shop their little hearts out at Shoppingtons', the greatest shop in the universe. But does something sinister lurk at the heart of this premier commercial experience?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio October 2016 www.wandsworthradio.com/
Shoppingtons might be the Greatest Shop in the Universe...but it's filled with dangers for Doctor WHeasel and Advick. Or at least really, really grumpy lifts. Can they survive the ride of their lives long enough to start shopping? Or does the enigmatic Mr Starter have other plans...?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio October 2016 www.wandsworthradio.com/
After the hunt, comes the repairs, as Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose realise they need to do a spot of spare-part shopping...and where else, than at the Greatest Shop in the Universe!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio September 2016 www.wandsworthradio.com/
The WEZDIS is on its (her) last legs as the Unit's relentless pursuit across time and space comes to a climax. Can the Doctor and Advick escape, or will the Planet of the Cyboreals be their final...tomb?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio September 2016 www.wandsworthradio.com/
After escaping the llama infested rural nightmare of Ambleridge, the Doctor and Advick lurch into the orbit of a strange star. But when B no longer follows A, and C is out to lunch, will they ever find their way back to the more laid back regions of the galaxy?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio September 2016 www.wandsworthradio.com/
And we're back for our glorious 25th(!) episode! And what an episode it is, as Doctor WHeasel is forced to time-ram the Unit Time-Vessel as a last ditch attempt to throw them off his little time-weasel tail. Where does he end up, and why do llamas and jam have a role to play?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio August 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Still closely perused through time by the vengeful Unit creatures, Doctor WHeasel gambles everything on a stop over in pre-Revolutionary France. Does this herald the start of a 12 part tedious historical adventure, or has he finally managed to give his foes le flick?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio August 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Fleeing the villainous cybernetic Units and their time-craft, Doctor WHeasel and Advick must risk a random course to the swampy world of Toorood 7. Can they hide in its murky marshes, or have their foes got other plans?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio July 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
A chance for a relaxing holiday for Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose, is suddenly interrupted by the return of an old foe. A foe who is determined to hunt them throughout time and space...are these Doctor WHeasel's final adventures?!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio July 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Trapped in the psychic plane in combat with the inhuman-intelligence known as the Amadeus, Doctor WHeasel is going to have to fall back on plan F: Hope and pray that back in the real world, Advick Goose can somehow save the day.
Yeah, he's pretty much screwed.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio July 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Doctor WHeasel has taken his fight against the blue glowing amorphous entity, the Amadeus, to the psychic-plane. But in a battle of wits, what can a mere Time-Weasel do againsts a creature of pure intelligence? For once, a swift knee to the nads and running away isn't going to win the day!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio July 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Captured by the gigantic intelligence, the Amadeus, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose must use all their cunning, all their guile to defeat it.
Yes, they're basically totally boned.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio July 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Captured by the Apidian Liberation Force, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose still manage to find time to be captured by the opposing forces in the War for Planet Vertex. And that's before they meet the terrifying disembodied intelligence that is...The Amadeus!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio June 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
As night draws in on the Planet Vertex, Advick Goose and Doctor WHeasel face two very real possibilities: they're going to freeze to death or try and survive on a pebble based diet. And none of this explains just who...the Formicites are!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio June 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Accidentally stranded on the desolate planet Vertex, in the 8th Galaxy, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose must uncover the mystery behind the great Apidian War. And with only local shop keeper Max Capacity to assist them, they're going to need all the help they can get!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio June 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
In an attempt to ‘get away from it all’ on the idyllic world of Metabeetroot V, Doctor WHeasel instead materialises winds up on the acid pool-bedecked planet Vertex, somewhere in the 19th Galaxy. Soon he and Advick find themselves torn between the warring insectoid Apidians and Formicites, while, secure in his crystalline lair, the disembodied entity that is the Amadeus, lies ever in wait.
First broadcast May-July 2016. Guest voices Paul Harrison & Ed TM Johnson.
This is it! The final show down with the crusty creator of the creptilious Croutons, Professor Wheatenstein. Can Advick and Doctor WHeasel overcome his crazy genius, or will the Colonial High Commander have the last laugh?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio May 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Having uncovered Prof Wheatenstein's enslavement of his fellow scientists, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose start a mini-revolution. Ever unaware that the clanking, crumbling funganetic forces of the Croutons are drawing ever nearer to them...
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio May 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Cornered by an aggressive Crouton, and the oddly charismatic Prof Wheatenstein, Doctor WHeasel and Advick must begin to unpick the mysteries of the Croutalian race.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio April 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Stranded on a sandy desert planet, Doctor WHeasel and Advick make contact with the local Colonial High Administrator, Professor Wheatenstein...inventor of the crusty Croutons.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio April 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
Far into the future of the Humanian Era, Doctor WHeasel isn’t bready for the terror that awaits him on PLANET. And the planet’s High Colonial Administrator Professor Wheatenstein is hiding far more than he’s letting on about the funganetic hybrids of loaf and robotics, known as the Croutons. Can the Doctor incite a revolution among the enslaved colonial scientists, or will the Croutons prove too hard and crusty to crack?
At last Doctor WHeasel has the Overlord of Ra-Da-7 where he wants him, but what is his mysterious connection to the Time-Weasels? Can the Doctor figure out the mystery in time, or will Advick Goose distract him, as always?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio April 2016. http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
Trapped by the power of the Ra-Darian Overlord's mesmomatron, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose find themselves hurled around a universe of televisiual entertainment for his sick pleasure. Can they escape? Can they get decent ratings? Can they get a second series? Only the Overlord knows for sure!
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio March 2016. www.wandsworthradio.com/
With Advick Goose captured by the mysterious Overlord of Ra-Da-7, can Doctor WHeasel ride to the rescue - or will he fall afoul of the Overlord's mysterious power first?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio March 2016. http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
No-one dislikes the art of mime more than Doctor WHeasel, which means after landing on the bucolic medieval world of Ra-Da-7 he’s in for a nasty shock. For an Overlord rules the world with a theatrical twist, forcing the citizens to act, act, acy for their very lives. And if there’s one the the Doctor isn’t very good at…it’s acting. Can he overthrow and unmask the Overlord, or will he and Advick be condemned to a lifetime of matinees and curtain calls for all time?
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio March 2016. http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
Having escaped the planet of the Dustbin Units, Doctor WHeasel and Advick had hoped to land somewhere safer...but it looks like the WEZDIS might need some TLC before it takes them there.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio Feb 2016. http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
In the exciting finalé to the premier Doctor WHeasel audio adventures, Advick Goose and Doctor WHeasel have escaped the Dustbins. But can they make it to the WEZDIS and sweet lady freedom?
Catch new episodes of Doctor WHeasel every week on Wandsworth Radio, Sundays at 3pm.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio Feb 2016. http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
Episode 3 of the premier Doctor WHeasel: Audio Adventures. The captive Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose are put on trial by the monstrous Dustbins of Doom.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio Feb 2016. http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
Episode 2 of the premier Doctor WHeasel: Audio Adventures. Featuring Doctor WHeasel and companion Advick Goose confront the rulers of the planet Spargo the mysterious...Dustbins of Doom.
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio Feb 2016. http://www.wandsworthradio.com/
Episode 1 of the premier Doctor WHeasel: The Audio Adventures. Featuring Doctor WHeasel and companion Advick Goose, landing on a mysterious planet...
As first broadcast on Wandsworth Radio Jan 2016. http://www.wandsworthradio.com/