Noobs & the Whovian: Recent Episodes
Austin, Corbin, & Tripp Reason
A family-friendly podcast introducing a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a dad who’s seen it before and two sons who haven’t.
This is the one where the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the MasterDoctor have an adventure with ALL THE COMPANIONS and Thirteen doesn't say goodbye.
The post 204 The Power of the Doctor appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
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The post 203.5 Best of Your Input appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the most annoying Doctor and his most annoying companion fight their most annoying enemy. And we didn’t have to bypass Watford.
The post 203 Classic Who Rewind: The Dalek Invasion of Earth appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and the fam have a “SwAsHbUcKlInG AdVeNtUrE.” And Dan can sword fight?
The post 202 – Legend of the Sea Devils appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and the fam get attacked by oversized scorpions that don't have brains. And guns bad!
The post 201 The Best of Thirteen: Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Daleks have a really dumb plan & Dr. Who has a worse one. And we’ll have to bypass Watford! That place is crawling with Daleks.
The post 200 Alternate Universe – Daleks Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Peek behind the curtain as we discuss which episode to cover for the Best of Thirteen!
The post 199.5 Can We Talk About the Best of Thirteen? appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Clara is not Clara, Lethbridge-Stewart is not NOT Lethbridge-Stewart and we all learn the true price of war. Except Lethbridge-Stewart.
The post 199 The Best of Twelve: The Zygon Invasion & The Zygon Inversion appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Dwight attacks Lucius Malfoy and Lebron James’ wife to try and steal the plans to the spore drive. Also space whales!
The post 198 Timey Wimey #21 Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the master gets stuck in the sewers for almost 1000 years. And the doctor dies 4 times in a few minutes. And those are etheric beam locators!
The post 197 Master Plan – The Curse of Fatal Death appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet who’s not crying, YOU’RE CRYING: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation […]
The post 196 The Best of Eleven: Vincent and the Doctor appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where they establish that Data could stack the deck so that it wasn't a surprise when he did. And there's a glass that has no effect on the plot.
The post 195 Timey Wimey #20 Cause and Effect appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctors fights himself, the master tries to help him, and the true villain was the timelord inside us all along. And Rassilon is a huge troll.
The post 194 Master Plan – The Five Doctors appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Jared gives us the low-down in preparation of the 20th anniversary special: The Five Doctors.
The post 193.5 The Five Doctors Primer appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where we haven’t met River Song yet. Also there’s carnivorous shadows and existential horror. And River takes forever to say everybody lives.
The post 193 The Best of Ten: Silence in the Library & Forest of the Dead appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where it feels like we’ve done this before. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good.
The post 192 Timey Wimey #19: Groundhog Day appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor meets an all powerful chair god. And the master!
The post 191 – The Master Plan – The Keeper of Traken appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where zombies take over London, we meet Captain Jack, Rose finally decides to break up with Micky, The Doctor Dances, and EVERYBODY LIVES.
The post 190 The Best of Nine: The Empty Child & The Doctor Dances appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Jake Gyllenhaal does a little bit of time travel but mostly does PARKOUR.
The post 189 Timey Wimey #18 – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor meets up with some big brains that are holding the universe together with thought and 20th-century computers. And the Doctor falls to his death.
The post 188 The Master Plan – Logopolis appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor loses to the Daleks! Until she doesn't. Also Yaz and the Doctor might be a thing.
The post 187 Eve of the Daleks appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Doctor Who does A Wibbly Wobbly Christmas Carol. With SPACE SHARKS WoOoOoO.
The post 186 Best of – A Christmas Carol appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Groundhog Day but BAD.
The post 185 Timey Wimey 17 Christmas Do Over appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the doctors save what's left of the universe by not stopping the bad guys. And the companions do more to save the universe than the doctor.
The post 184 The Vanquishers appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor talks a lot while the companions actually do some crap.
The post 183 Survivors of the Flux appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where an angel takes over the TARDIS and could take it anywhere in the universe but instead goes to England within 50 years of the present. And the Doctor becomes an angel.
The post 182 Village of the Angels appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get lost in time. Like I ran out of time to write this.
The post 181 Once, Upon Time appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions fight potatoes on a horse!
The post 180 War of the Sontarans appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companion (sad) fight a dog, fight a candy skull, fight each other, and fight the Nothing from the Never Ending Story.
The post 179 The Halloween Apocalypse appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Captain Jack breaks out the Doctor with a bubble, humans build the Daleks again, the Daleks kill the Daleks again, and the Doctor “kills the Daleks forever”. . . again. But for real this time. Again.
The post 178 Revolution of the Daleks appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor has an existential crisis but then gets over it, the companions do a whole lot of stuff on their own, and Chibs undercuts all of Steven Moffatt’s work and Matt Smith’s last episode.
The post 177 Ascension of the Cybermen & The Timeless Children appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions meet fake ghosts, real ghosts, Mary Shelley, and the cybermen’s monster.
The post 176 The Haunting of Villa Diodati appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that has been stuck in their nightmares since watching this episode! It’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast […]
The post 175 Can You Hear Me? appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions find weird birds that eat people, and two girls roaming becomes one girl roaming. And that dude didn’t die at the end.
The post 174 Praxeus appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions mo go fo no jo ro do mo.
The post 173 Fugitive of the Judoon appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions try to teach you history and fail. Also apparently Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla met aliens and just never said anything about it. And Tesla invented the 21st century.
The post 172 Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions fight Mew-Ta-Ted humans on EaRtH. Also capitalism bad, global warming bad, rich people bad, etc, etc.
The post 171 Orphan 55 appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions get attacked by a car, get lazer boots, fight an insane spyMASTER, and defeat interdimensional glowing fedora men.
The post 170 Spyfall Parts 1 & 2 appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions meet a couple and a brain squid in the sewers of Sheffield. Oh, and Ryan's dad came back.
The post 169 Resolution appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor & her “fam” find a weird orb that is what's left of a planet and turns out there's eye magic and Tim Shaw for no reason.
The post 168 The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions find a horrible parent who emotionally abuses his blind kid. Then they fight flesh eating moths and frogs or some crap like that.
The post 167 It Takes You Away appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor & fam get accused of witchcraft, get ducked, and learn that trees are more important than we might think.
The post 166 The Witchfinders appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get a package from space amazon and don’t pop the bubble wrap. And they blow up the whole facility and that one dude.
The post 165 Kerblam! appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions do nothing and the story just unfolds around them. There aren't demons, there aren't assassins, and the only real conflict is between brothers.
The post 164 Demons of the Punjab appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions blow up, fight a black hole, give birth, pilot a ship with their mind, make up some diseases, and defend CERN with not phasers.
The post 163 The Tsuranga Conundrum appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions let giant spiders suffocate to death, and not Trump shoots it because it better for ‘merica.
The post 162 Arachnids in the UK appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions go back in time to stop a released prisoner from fulfilling his lifelong dream of stopping Rosa Parks from stopping sectionalism on busses. And in turn become part of the original timeline.
The post 161 Rosa appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get picked up by 2 random pilots that are competing in a 7 galaxy race that ends on a planet that's made to kill you. And they both win.
The post 160 The Ghost Monument appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor, a guy who can’t ride a bike, a newbie cop, and two old people get attacked by a tooth face monster and a half living half tentacle light ball. And earth is not a hunting ground!
The post 159 The Woman Who Fell to Earth appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and the OG Doctor meet a soldier and a glass lady that teaches them the true meaning of life and then they die. But not before they save the soldier.
The post 158 Twice Upon a Time appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill land on a 400 mile long spaceship, Bill dies and gets turned into a weird lookin cyberman, and Nardole gets stuck with the dumb humans. Also Bill didn't die, she got taken away by water girl TO SEE THE UNIVERSE!
The post 157 World Enough and Time & The Doctor Falls appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill work with Romans and Scots to beat the crap out of a photosynthesis monster that will eat all light in the universe.
The post 156 The Eaters of Light appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor, Bill, and a group of soldiers fight an army of upright crocodiles and lose, I think? and I guess all the soldiers either died or ended up stranded on Mars.
The post 155 The Empress of Mars appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor has a vision about himself killing the president, kills the president, but doesn’t and then he gets stuck in the matrix and totally dies for a second but who cares. Plus they destroy half of Gallifrey.
The post 154 The Deadly Assassin appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor isn’t with the monks, Missy isn’t the bad guy, and Bill doesn’t die. Again.
The post 153 The Lie of the Land appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Jared brings us up to speed with the Master and the state of Classic Who as we prepare for The Deadly Assassin.
The post 152.5 Master Plan Primer #1 appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Earth gets peacefully attacked by aliens, a bunch of really important people die, and a typo nearly kills the human race, and Bill gives up the human race's freedom for a pair of eyes.
The post 152 The Pyramid at the End of the World appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor doesn’t save the world from aliens but then does.
The post 151 Extremis appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight space suit zombies in space. And Bill doesn't die.
The post 150 Oxygen appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where people who don’t exist stop the world from ending by going back in time to kill an animal. Twice.
The post 149 Timey Wimey #16 – Men in Black 3 appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight an alien house made out of tree cockroaches that eat people and turn other people into trees.
The post 148 Knock Knock appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill free an alien that eats people and poops coal. Also, The Doctor didn't technically go off-world.
The post 147 Thin Ice appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight deadly emoji robots in a space colony made out of nanobots. Oh and we made a new species.
The post 146 Smile appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor meets Bill and gets attacked by mutated water. Again.
The post 145 The Pilot appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor feeds a kid some vitamins and he turns into super-spider-batman. Also Nardole got his head reattached.
The post 144 The Return of Doctor Mysterio appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor spends half the episode almost dead and the other half fully insane.
The post 143 Doctor Who: The Movie appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where they do the exact same story as The Daleks but worse. Also, the TARDIS is really big.
The post 142 Classic Who Rewind: Dr. Who and the Daleks appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Jared gets us all caught up on the Eighth Doctor.
The post 141.5 Eighth Doctor Primer appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where a guy goes back in time and becomes the thing he was trying to stop.
The post 141 Timey Wimey #15 – The Skull appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Surgeon and River Song fight a head and a giant robot on a space train for murderers that can split their faces in half. And we wrapped up the most confusing character arc of all time.
The post 140 The Husbands of River Song appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor tells a story to Clara about Clara in which he saves Clara and then forgets who Clara is. Also, they stole another TARDIS.
The post 139 Hell Bent appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet doing it’s own reruns: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to […]
The post 138 Heaven Sent – Deja Vu appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with a cool pet raven: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation […]
The post 137 Face the Raven appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight sentient eye crusties created by space sleep pods. And no one tries shooting the eye boogers.
The post 136 Sleep No More appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Doctor Disco and Clara stop a war between the Zygons and Humans for like the 15th time.
The post 135 The Zygon Invasion and The Zygon Inversion appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Matthew McConaughey films the saddest Lincoln commercial ever. But for real this is the one Matthew McConauham and Catwoman save the human race by traveling through time and space.
The post 134 Timey Wimey #14 Interstellar appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and not Clara, but actually Lady Me fight space lions and talk about immortality. A lot.
The post 133 The Woman Who Lived appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight space vikings with electric eels and puppets. And the Doctor realizes who frowned him his face.
The post 132 The Girl Who Died appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight space ghosts while underwater and don't actually create a bootstrap paradox.
The post 131 Under The Lake and Before The Flood appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor, Clara, & Missy go to Skarro to meet with Davros! And Clara gets turned into a Dalek… again.
The post 130 The Magician’s Apprentice & The Witch’s Familiar appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor helps the Doctor, the Doctor, the Doctor, and the Doctor break onto the set of Doctor Who! Oh and steal their own costumes from a Doctor Who museum.
The post 129 Classic Who Rewind: The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara get slowly eaten by headcrabs from Half Life and get sent through five dream levels.
The post 128 Last Christmas appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Ace let two factions of the Daleks fight each other for the Hand of Omega. Oh and Ace beats up some Daleks with an electric bat and then jumps through a window.
The post 127 Classic Who Rewind: Remembrance of the Daleks appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara chase after a psycho aka the girl in the shop aka the mistress aka the master… then robo zombies take over the world as the Doctor’s birthday present. Just for him to give it away.
The post 126 Dark Water & Death in Heaven appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Jared introduces us to the Seventh Doctor as we get ready for Remembrance of the Daleks.
The post 125.5 Seventh Doctor Primer appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara save the day by doing absolutely nothing. The trees save us with an airbag.
The post 125 In the Forest of the Night appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara help a grumpy old man with no imagination fight graffiti in the most sci-fi way possible!
The post 124 Flatline appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight a mummy… on a train… in spaaaaaace!
The post 123 Mummy on the Orient Express appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet recording for the last time… : It’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new […]
The post 122 Kill the Moon appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor becomes a janitor, and Mr. Pink finds out who Clara really is while saving the world after dooming it first.
The post 121 The Caretaker appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where two idiots go to the worst couples therapy ever and end up saving the world with the weirdest band ever.
The post 120 Timey Wimey #13: Bill & Ted Face the Music appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and a mutant human and an augmented human break into an impregnable bank protected by a psychic slugbull and managed by Lara Croft!
The post 119 Time Heist appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara hunt for a creature hiding in the corner of your eye except that it doesn’t actually exist.
The post 118 Listen appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara meet Robin Hood, and the Robot of Sherwood, which are, oddly, NOT the same person.
The post 117 Robot of Sherwood appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
We completely forgot to introduce the newest Doctor! In this minisode, we talk all about Peter Capaldi, the man behind the Twelfth Doctor.
The post 116.5 Introducing Peter Capaldi appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor takes three weeks to get Clara a cup of coffee. Oh, and they like, turn a Dalek into a good guy? Kinda?
The post 116 Into the Dalek appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
The Noobs and the Whovian spend a little time speculating about the upcoming series and the Twelfth Doctor in general.
The post 115.5 Theories on Series 8 appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Twelfth Doctor brings a T-Rex to Victorian London only to discover a clock-work droid making the WORST balloon ever.
The post 115 Deep Breath appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
We’re gonna do something that we haven’t done in quite a while. It’s been exactly 50 episodes since we did a Doctor Recap episode!
The post 114 Matt Smith Recap appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that takes over 900 hundred years to record: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a […]
The post 113 The Time of the Doctor appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and the Doctor and Queen Elizabeth and the Doctor and Billie Piper having an identity crisis all team up to NOT actually destroy all the Time Lords, but actually destroy all the Daleks, except for the thousands and millions that we already know actually survived. But don’t worry, we won’t remember any of this later, it’s all very timey-wimey.
The post 112 The Day of the Doctor appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and River and Jenny and Vastra and Strax finally figure out what the deal is with Clara and the souffles!
The post 111 The Name of the Doctor appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Doctor Who becomes a show! It takes a lot of time and struggles but eventually they get the cast together and start the adventure in space and time. Also, they recreated Ten’s death scene.
The post 110 An Adventure in Space & Time appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Sixth Doctor and the Second Doctor join up to form the ultimate team of jerkwad good guys and stop the Androgum and Sontarans from achieving time travel.
The post 109 Classic Who Rewind: The Two Doctors appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara take two innocent children to a creepy, abandoned theme park so they can be taken over by Cybermen.
The post 108 Nightmare in Silver appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where Jared gets us all prepped to watch our Classic Who Rewind featuring the Sixth Doctor! Only two seasons. He started at the end of the season in 1984 with The Twin Dilemma Final appearance The Trial of a Time Lord: The Ultimate Foe His first season (season 22) was typical, […]
The post 107.5 Sixth Doctor Primer appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara meet up with their old pals, Vastra, Jenny, and Strax to defeat a repulsive creature of untold horror, and the cute little red leech that rides on her chest.
The post 107 The Crimson Horror appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara have to get to the centre, er center of the TARDIS to stop it from blowing up only to find out it already blew so they have to stop it before it starts using a big friendly button.
The post 106 Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where two idiots get help creating a future utopia by literally conquering Death, having a symbiotic Martian create robot versions of themselves, and learning to play guitar.
The post 105 Timey Wimey 12 Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara discover there’s no such thing as ghosts except when there is but really it’s aliens, well, two aliens and one time-traveling human that’s the great great great great great great great great great granddaughter of the couple that haven’t gotten together yet. It’s a love story!
The post 104 Hide appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara DON’T fight a Martian Ice Warrior on a Russian submarine during the Cold War. The Russians don’t fight the Americans, the Terrans don’t fight the Ice Warriors, it’s a Cold War! Get it!?
The post 103 Cold War appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara save a little girl from being eaten by a zombie by feeding a leaf to a star.
The post 102 The Rings of Akhaten appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor gets a tech support call from Clara and saves her from being uploaded into the wifi by the Great Intelligence.
The post 101 The Bells of St John appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
A special .5 episode about finally reaching 100 episodes.
The post 100.5 Can We Talk About 100 Episodes?! appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios for the 100th time, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet whose faces are too hideous for video podcasting: Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! And from the St. Louis […]
The post 100 Classic Who Rewind: The Caves of Androzani appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Companions Adric – alien boy genius/math wiz from E-Space. Died trying to save the Doctor and Earth Nyssa – An aristocrat of the alien world Traken. She was originally going to be a one off character but they liked her so much they kept her on as a regular. She cam on with the Fourth […]
The post 099.5 Fifth Doctor Primer appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, and Rory… oh wait… that’s not… Amy and Rory aren’t… but they were just… Oh… I guess this is the one where souffle girl inexplicably returns?
The post 099 The Snowmen appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with two hosts who understand good television: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a dad […]
The post 098 The Angels Take Manhattan appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with three hosts powered by the power of three: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces […]
The post 097 The Power of Three appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet revisiting its first episode: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to […]
The post 096 Rose: Revisited – 15th Anniversary Special appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that’s not gonna mention the thing: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new […]
The post 095 A Town Called Mercy appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet getting on a spaceship to escape the coronavirus: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a […]
The post 094 Dinosaurs on a Spaceship appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that makes souffles without milk: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation […]
The post 093 Asylum of the Daleks appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that doesn’t work on wood: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that skipped a week without anybody noticing: Noobs and the Whovian This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a dad who’s seen […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet who consents and gladly gives: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation […]
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Austin mislabeled Jared’s audio file, so Corbin ended up putting the God Complex segment into the Closing Time episode. Here, then, are the Classic Who Connections for Closing Time!
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet recording during the Super Bowl pregame: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that have been replaced by ventriloquist (or vetrilicwist according to Tripp) dummies: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with a Patreon cohost: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! And with us this week is our special Hosting Host, Victor! […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only audio podcast on the internet with an electrified scaffolding in our studio: Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new […]
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Tom Baker Appeared in 172 episodes Played the Fourth Doctor from 1974 – 1981 First serial was Robot in season 12 and last serial was Logopolis in season 18 He is the longest running doctor (on screen) Often the most popular of the Classic Who Doctors His outfit changes little by little throughout his run, […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet who’s scared of the dark: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation […]
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Opening Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet hosted by two humans and one Teselecta: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a […]
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This is a bonus episode talking about Doctor Who leaving Amazon Prime. New Doctor Who is no longer on Amazon Prime. It will be moving to HBO Max, which launches in May. Until then, there are a few options for continuing to watch Doctor Who along with us. You can find it on Amazon Video for […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet hosted by three guys whose names don’t translate: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet hosted by gooey duplicates of the real hosts: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a […]
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Austin asks the Noobs for their crackpot theories on Amy’s pregnancy… or lack thereof. Why can’t the TARDIS decide if she is or isn’t? To boil down Corbin and Tripp’s answers, it’s wibbly wobbly, timey wimey… stuff. They believe that there is some part of the timeline that is still in flux. Once it settles […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet hosted by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future: Noobs and the Whovian My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin, Tripp, and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that’s speaking to the FUTUUUURE: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that actually works harder on holidays: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a dad who’s […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that killed the Doctor! That’s right, WE’RE the Impossible Astronaut! It’s the Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that flies with the sharks: Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only audio podcast on the internet that uses a green screen: Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp: and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to […]
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Third Doctor Background Jon Pertwee played the Third Doctor for 5 seasons from 1970 – 1974. He passed away in 1996. Exile to Earth by the time lords for interfering with time. So he joins up with UNIT and works as their Scientific Advisor He has had the knowledge of time travel removed from his […]
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Opening Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that can read the oldest graffiti in the universe: Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a […]
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Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that actually has a second story: Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Tripp and Corbin and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to […]
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This is the one where the Doctor and Amy meet Vincent Van Gogh! Vincent is the only one who can see a deadly creature rampaging through town. Together, the three of them are able to defeat the monster, but not the demons inside Vincent himself. Opening Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the […]
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This time we talk about the Sirulians. Sorry for the bad quality but we were recording it on the road. Opening Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that that believes in the return of the lizard people from the center of the earth! Noobs and the Whovian! […]
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Amy has to choose between life with the Doctor or life with Rory. We have to choose whether we like this one or not. Now you have to choose whether to listen or not! Opening Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that can’t choose which reality to […]
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This is a Jared solo episode. He tells us everything we need to know about Adric. He came into the Doctor’s experience in E-Space he was born on the planet Alzarious. His parents passed when he was little from a forest fire so his only family was his brother. Adric was awarded a star-shaped badge […]
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The Doctor takes Rory and Amy on a vacation to 16th Century Venice, only to discover space-fish vampires are planning to sink it! Tune in to find out if this is Austin’s favorite episode of all time… or not. Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that can […]
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What if you time traveled on the same spot several times. And interacted with yourself repeatedly. And maybe caused a paradox or two. Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet hosted by three versions of the same person: Noobs and the Whovian! This is the podcast that introduces […]
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River’s back, the Weeping Angels are back, and Steven Moffat is back! Join us as we discuss Amy’s first encounter with two of the most iconic elements of the Whoniverse. Opening Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that never existed! Noobs and the Whovian! This is the […]
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The Daleks have returned. Again. This time known as the Ironsides, they are on a quest for world dominance. Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet eating Dalek-flavored Skittles! Noobs and the Whovian! Welcome to Episode 67 covering series 5 episode 3, Victory of the Daleks. Super-short Recap […]
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It’s all demon puppets and whale vomit this week! Join us as we discuss Amy’s first adventure with the Doctor: The Beast Below! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a dad who’s seen it before, […]
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New Doctor, new companion, new TARDIS… basically, everything is new. Also, this is a kind of wibbly-wobbly Timey-Wimey episode. Welcome to Episode 65 covering series 5 episode 1, The Eleventh Hour. Super-short Recap This is the one where we say hello to the Eleventh Doctor! The newly regenerated Doctor crashes in the backyard of a […]
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We’ve come to the end of an era, and it’s time to talk about David Tennant’s run as the Doctor. Come listen as we reminisce about his tenure. No real show notes this week, just gotta listen in! The Game Plan We’re charging ahead into a new era of Doctor Who! Coming up we have […]
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Opening Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that doesn’t want to go. Noobs and the Whovian! My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Tripp and Corbin and we’re the noobs! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to […]
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The Doctor is all alone again. This time he’s landed on Mars to find a human colony. Much to his surprise, it’s the first one, and it’s about to blow up that day. Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet celebrating Christmas with protein packs! Noobs and the […]
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We’re finally back to normal episodes. We’re talking about the second Tennant Special “Planet of the Dead”. Welcome to Episode 61 covering the 2009 Easter Special: Planet of the Dead. Super-short Recap This is the one where the Doctor takes a double-decker bus to Jakku. A cat burglar makes a narrow escape onto a bus, […]
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This is a Jared solo episode. He has some follow up to the previous episode in response to some of our questions. Blue Peter The 7th Doctor’s companion Ace wore two Blue Peter badges on her jacket With the 9th Doctor episode Aliens of London, when the ship crashed into the Thames Blue Peter presenter […]
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We do our third episode about Classic Who, the Tomb of the Cybermen. Because the Cybermen buried themselves in Egyptian-style, trap-filled caves. Welcome to Episode 60 covering Classic Who Season 5 episodes 1-4: The Tomb of the Cybermen. Super-short Recap This is the one where the Doctor discovers Cybercicles, the worst flavor of popsicle ever. […]
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Jared didn’t have a segment for Flight of the Navigator but he made a response to the episode so the Whovian responded to it. He mentions in the segment that he knew the owner of one of the dogs in the opening sequence. Here are a few screengrabs of Mani: Also, Jared sent me some […]
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This episode we discuss the first ever episode we watched. 3 years ago. Opening Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet who’s microwave can’t keep time… Noobs and the Whovian! This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each […]
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This is a Timey Wimey episode covering the 1986 Disney classic, Flight of the Navigator. Is it a good time travel story? Does it hold up after 30+ years? Listen in and find out! Give us your opinion by emailing us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com, or messaging us at Facebook. Super-short Recap This is the one where a kid […]
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You may have noticed we missed a week. This is just an update on the current happenings.
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We explore how he first discovered Doctor Who, which Doctor is his favorite, how he found Noobs and the Whovian, and of course how he came to be a part of the show itself.
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Are the Daleks a completely lame, over-used villain in the Whoniverse? Or should we thank them for delivering to us 50+ years of the Doctor Who we know and love? We are with Jared again to discuss the Daleks. And by “discuss” we mean we mean viciously argue and maul each other.
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This episode we are joined by Jared to discuss the second ever episode of Doctor Who. We debate the Daleks some and talk all Classic Who. Production notes Story # 2 Originally aired December 21 1963 through February 1 1964 Written by: Terry Nation Directed by: Christopher Barry and Richard Martin Misc Trivia Sydney Newman’s […]
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This is a special Timey Wimey bank show. Basically, we missed a week for some reason so we’re uploading this instead. We talk about the small section of time travel that occurs in Doctor Strange. Super-short Recap This is the one where a brain surgeon becomes a wizard through the magic of a car crash! […]
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The Doctor is all alone. Again. But suddenly there is another Doctor. Or is it the same Doctor? Or not at all? Who knows. Welcome to Episode 55 covering the 2008 Christmas Special: The Next Doctor Super-short Recap This is the one where the Doctor meets… the Doctor? A companion-less Doctor steps out of his […]
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This is a minisode about the European PROMs Doctor Who Special. Real short and sweet.
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We’ve hit the end of another series and it’s time to talk all the superlatives. Best, worst, favorite, scariest and everything else. You can find us at or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.
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It’s a Whovian-solo episode! Austin talks about some of the subtle hints that were dropped throughout season 4 that suddenly paid off in Stolen Earth and Journey’s End. What was all that talk about the lost moon of Poosh and the missing bees about anyway? You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email […]
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This is the Endgame before Endgame with all your favorite characters from Doctor who teaming up to defeat the Daleks. With characters from three different series joining up this is one packed episode. Noobs and the Whovian is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week […]
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What would happen if you changed one small thing? What if you ate healthy for breakfast this morning? Well, apparently the world would basically end. Maybe it’s a good thing you ate that cereal! Welcome to Episode 52 covering Season 4 episode 11: Turn left Super-short Recap This is the one where the Doctor dies […]
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Today we’re doing a totally original show about Endgame, sure to be the highest grossing movie of all time. We discuss the time travel elements of it and see whether it makes sense or not. Also was it a good story (of course).
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We’re pretty sure that Avengers: Endgame is going to have a major time-travel element. We discuss our theories and predictions about how that will play out and who will get out alive!
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We hit our 50th episode! And we’re discussing probably the weirdest episode so far. And Tripp’s not here. Sad podcasters. This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a dad who’s seen it before, and two sons […]
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On this special .5 episode, Corbin and Austin talk about retcons both good and bad. Specifically, we cover Corbin’s thoughts on Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. We also dabble in Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and more.\On this special .5 episode, Corbin and Austin talk about retcons both good and bad. […]
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It’s time for the Doctor Who show to talk about a different British series. Harry Potter with time travel cause it’s magic so why not. But is it good or bad? That’s for us to decide. This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week […]
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Ready for another episode filled with existential horrors? Prepare yourself for this one. It is sad but fun and quite a ride. We talk about spoilers, existential horrors, and River Song. Welcome to Episode 47 covering Season 4 episodes 8 & 9: Silence in the Library & Forest of the Dead. Recap This is the […]
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What do a Unicorn and a Wasp have in common? I have no idea honestly but they’re both in the title of this episode. When Agatha Christie basically gets stuck in her own story the Doctor has to solve the mystery. Super-short Recap This is the one where the Doctor and Donna retroactively steal credit […]
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No show this week, folks! I explain why in this quick update post, as well as announce a new way of supporting us at patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.
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The Doctor has a Daughter. That IRL is his wife. Making the fifth Doctor the Tenth Doctor’s Father-in-law. This is getting confusing. Welcome to Episode 46 covering Season 4 episode 6: The Doctor’s Daughter Super-short Recap This is the one where the Doctor, Donna, and Rose, er, Martha meet the Doctor’s daughter, er clone, er, […]
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A familiar foe from the Doctor’s past returns: The Sontarans! We have fun discussing potatoes, the UN, and existential crises. Join us won’t you?You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. This is the podcast that […]
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A story about the Ood. How nice. It’s not like they’re trying to kill people again or anything because the Mother Brain is trapped and the circle must be broken so the Ood can be free. Yeah, nothing like that. Super-short Recap This is the one where the Doctor & Donna go on their first […]
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This special bonus episode is all about the TARDIS’ translation matrix. How does it work? Is it consistent? Is it just the writers being lazy? Let us know what you think! Find us at Facebook or email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com and give us your opinions.
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This is Donna’s first adventure in the TARDIS, and she either landed in Rome or Epcot. One or the other. But they find out they’re actually in Pompeii… on volcano day. The Doctor eventually uses some mind-bending timey-wimey stuff and blows up Pompeii. Super-short Recap This is the one where the Doctor & Donna can’t […]
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Alien babies made of human fat. Created by an alien nurse. From human fat. This is just a bit disturbing.You can find us on Facebook and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. This is the podcast that introduces a whole new […]
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Our First Classic Who episode! After much waiting we are covering the episode An Unearthly Child. It’s a great episode and is the first ever one. Use our affiliate link for a seven day free trial to BritBox were you can watch it and we get some of the money for no extra fee. Welcome […]
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It’s the end of the Series and that means time for some recapping. We has the best stuffs and the worst stuffs all compiled into a list of stuffs. Also for the first time, we have listener input to go along with it. Go get your Britbox subscription started so you’ll be ready for the […]
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This time the Doctor gets to meet… The Doctor? So here’s an interesting one for you, as the Tenth Doctor meets the Fifth Doctor which is apparently is the Tenth Doctor’s Doctor, and my brain hurts now. Go check out the minisode, Time Crash, if it hasn’t been taken down yet. This week we explore the […]
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Welcome to Timey Wimey #4! This time we’re not doing a Doctor Who episode, but instead the long-awaited Santa Clause 3. Time travel and Christmas rolled into one. But how good is the time travel? Find out with our entirely-too-in-depth analysis. And this week we have a special guest, Corbin and Tripp’s little brother and […]
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It’s the Titanic. In SPACEEEE! And you know what the Titanic is good at. Wiping out entire planets, and crashing. Oh, and there’s an inbetweenquel from Last of the Time Lords and Voyage of the Damned called Time Crash.Visit us at noobsandthewhovian.com and facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian.com and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Welcome to Episode 37 covering the […]
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Hey, it’s a three-parter. Three hours of Doctor Who fun! And we have a new foe. Well… actually just new to us. The Master has taken over the world and plans to take over the universe. Since the Doctor is old and wrinkly now only Martha can save the world. How? With the power of […]
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It’s finally here! The Noobs and the Whovian discuss one of the best Who episodes of all time: Blink. Join us as we go in depth on the wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff and exactly what makes the Weeping Angels so amazing. Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the […]
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Just when we had started getting over the Empty Child, Doctor Who went a gave us an even creepier character: John Smith! No wait, Baines was a little creepier actually. Hop on the Wibbly Wobbly Train as we explore Human Nature & The Family of Blood and dive deep into the very meaning of self-identity. […]
The post 034 – Human Nature & The Family of Blood appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.
Burn with me. Burn with me! Oh sorry, just clearing my throat. Definitely not some sort of sun parasite thing taking over my body. The Doctor’s gonna have to work fast to get through all these plot holes before they crash into a sentient sun. We also rant a lot in this episode. Corbin decided […]
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A man by the name of Lazarus has decided to change what it means to be mortal. On the brink of death he figures out how to rejuvenate himself some seventy odd years (Oh Lazarus! Ha ha! I see what you did there). Unfortunately he also becomes part giant fleshy scorpion with a (sorta) Lazarus […]
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It’s another episode in New York! It’s another episode with pig aliens! It’s another episode with Daleks! Are you as tired of the Daleks as we are? Do you think we’re crazy for being tired of the Daleks? Come here us rant about them, while also giving them a fair shake, and then give us […]
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Welcome back to New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York in the year 5000000053. Turns out that the entire planet was ravaged by the plague and now the only people left are the people on the Motorway who have been stuck in a 24-year traffic jam.
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First space zombies, ghosts, werewolves, gargoyles, vampires and now witches. It’s kinda ridiculous at this point. At any rate space monsters or not, tune in to hear clean laughs and more.
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New companion! New aliens! New series! Join us as we crack open a brand new Doctor Who and discuss Series 3, Episode 1: Smith & Jones.
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Christmas time is here, and brides are impossibly appearing in TARDIS’. Wait, what? And guess what they also had to bring the return of an old enemy of the Doctor who is supposed to be dead so obviously, there are millions. But that won’t stop us from recording.
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This week we’re not talking about Doctor Who. This is the third wibbly wobbly and we’re discussing the Back to the Future trilogy. Yes, the whole trilogy which means you have some serious homework. See you when you’re done.
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Today we talk about… well the entire series so far. This episode is full of favorites (and other superlatives) with a few theories as bonus.
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When worlds collide (Literally) the Doctor finds himself protecting Earth from two of his biggest enemies. Daleks and Cybermen fighting in the ultimate battle with no limits. So listen in to this episode to see what’s happening in the world today (and in other worlds to).
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What’s scarier than a demon-voiced boogeyman in your closet? How about a cute little girl who can trap you in her drawings? Oh c’mon, it’ll be fun, she’s just looking for a few billion friends! We discuss this as well as the soon-to-be-revealed fate of Rose Tyler.
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Love and monsters. Boy doesn’t that sound like an awesome date night horror combination. But maybe not if said monster is absorbing you and stuff. Maybe we should rethink this. And where’s the Doctor this whole time. Oh well, listen in to find out.
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The Devil is real(and looking as cliche as ever). There is an impossible planet with a lot of impossible things happening. Quite the episode for philosophical conversations(but there was none). So join us as we discuss the Doctor the Beast and more in this impossible podcast.
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What if TV’s actually turned your brain to slush. And took away your face when it did. Poor Gramma. Plus it’s our twentieth episode(not sure if that super important but it feels like an accomplishment). Joins us as we discuss electricity trying to reincarnate really bad looking TVs and more.
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We’ve done the impossible, AKA the highly unlikely, and have fallen out the vortex into a empty void, AKA London, England current time. When the Doctor and company find themselves in a parallel universe, they have to figure out how to get back home. Listen in as we talk about this amazing two-parter.
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Is it possible for your great great great great great great grandkids to be as old as you are? I guess so! Join us as we discuss the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode The Children of Time on this special Wibbly Wobbly episode!
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Mickey gets to come along. Rose gets to feel like the boss. The Doctor gets to snog with Madame de Pompadour. We get to talk about balls of wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff. You get to listen!
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Carnivorous alien teachers that sleep at school, actual brain food, and the school exploding – the things kids imagine every day. And now it’s happening for real. Join as we talk about all this and more in episode 16: School Reunion.
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All hail the queen Victoria, and that alien werewolf standing next to her. Wait what! When werewolves attack in Scotland 1879 The Doctor must get to the bottom of it. With ninja monks and alien werewolves at every corner you better be watching your back(and your front).
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Never trust a cat-nun-nurse (or a talking skin flap for that matter). When the Doctor discovers cats using medicine way ahead of their time, he has to get to the bottom of it. But what does he find? See in this episode of Noobs and the Whovian, where we apparently talk about this sort of […]
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Christmas time is here, and so are the sycorax. And worst all the Doctor is no where to be found(at least not the real one). Can the Doctor save the world in time for Christmas? Find out in this episode of Noobs and the Whovian.
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During the break we have decided to keep you enterained anyways. So go watch Meet the Robinsons and join us as we talk about what they got right and wrong about time travel.
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This is it guys! The end of season one. But we still got one more episode full of all our favorites(and other superlitives). So stayed tuned for this final episode and season two will be out befor eyou know it.
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The Big Bad Wolf is finally here! What is it? WHO is it? Will it be worth the wait? Who’s way is parting? All these answered, and more on the Noobs and the Whovians!
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The Slitheen are back(or should I say a Slitheen) and still up to no good. Join us in this episode as we (attempt) to talk about this epic as ever show.
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Check out this thrilling two-parter asking a very important question: “Are you my mummy?” Join us as we talk about this and more today on the Noobs and the Whovian!
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When you change anything you change everything. That is in time travel and specifically this episode. When it comes to the Doctor, one tiny change one single slipup, one stupid ape, could be the difference between life & death (for you and many others). Be sure you listen to this cause it’s a good one […]
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The world’s greatest broadcasting satellite happens to also hold its greatest nightmare: an alien who (obviously) is trying to take over the world. Stay tuned to this episode where we talk about all the things and more. So buckle up cause we’re in for the long game.
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“We meet again Dalek” and it’s not gonna be pretty. The Doctor certainly didn’t know his greatest enemy had been hiding under a rock for a few years. Listen in as we discuss the ups and downs of this episode (but mostly the downs).
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The Aliens are here and they want to start a war. In this episode we dicuss the arrival of Aliens. So you’d better break out your tinfoil hats and hide in your bomb shelters because the end is near (or possibly here)!
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It’s the closest we’ll get to a Christmas episode with the Ninth Doctor as he and Rose meet up with Charles Dickens. Is this adventure the inspiration for A Christmas Carol, or just a coincidence? Check us out on facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and twitter.com/noobswhovian. Email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.
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Rose goes on her first official adventure with the Doctor. What better place to start than The End! Check us out on facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and twitter.com/noobswhovian. Email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.
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It’s our first episode! This week, we meet the Ninth Doctor and his newest companion, Rose. Check us out on facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and twitter.com/noobswhovian. Email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.
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A Whovian Dad and his two noob sons set out on an adventure through space and time… and tv… and stuff. But who are these guys? Listen in to see who we are and what this is all about. Check us out on facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and twitter.com/noobswhovian. Email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Shout out to the amazing […]
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