Between the Bedposts: Recent Episodes
tay&crys
Each week, we round up our top athletes and determine whether we want to f*@k, marry or chuck them based on what they have done on-and-off the field.
Guys, when we recorded this, we were on THREE hours sleep (& a brownie ๐ฅด). hence why we took a trip to Derailment City. bare with us, there's no mention of sports until about a good hour in ๐...we're too busy talking about the conclusion of #RedBullGate--Hoorah!--Crys gets a lil emotional, and not just about the Super Bowl ๐, and a whole lot of other randomness that y'all don't want to miss. Including some legendary quotes from Big Red, aka Andy Reid ๐. Buckle up, the train definitely goes off the tracks in this one ๐ง๐
the girls hit up dirty bingo and hit it off with some drag queens ๐ they find themselves in the middle of a SCANDAL #redbullgate ๐ง and then finally realize they do a sports podcast, so they actually talk a lil sports ๐ฅณ tay gets hot and heavy over a certain hockey team... the girls both get riled up talking about the Super Bowl and the sexy wives (weโre lookinโ at you, Claire Kittle ๐ฅ) & the annoying af girlfriends...cough, Patrick Mahomeโs gf, cough BTW. crysโ team is going to the BIG game! & sheโs getting a tattoo to honour the 49ers to boot #FeelsGreatBaby ๐
didja miss us?? after too much fun in the sun for winter break, we are back and finally got our shit together enough to post this ๐ spoiler alert: we donโt think we even mention sports in this epi ๐ light up those popeyes cigarettes and join us as we eat nostalgic snacks and shoot the shit, filling each other in on what we missed. crys talks about life back home with the famjam and tayโs all over the place, including a very random visit to vegas ๐ฐ are you guys feeling lucky? ๐ฒ ๐ we are, as always ๐
This week on BTB, we bring back the MVP segment and puck the shit out of Spittin' Chiclets legend, Paul "BizNasty" Bissonnette. Like, we nearly run out of breath doing so. That's how hot and heavy we get with Biz. Just wish we had some Pink Whitney, damnit! Guys, we play our famous "Fuck, Marry, Chuck" with NHL mascots...yup, we've got a furry fetish...Crys thinks Gritty needs to hug like he's got a good dick (trust me, the analogy is too relatable). Side note: we had to cut all the other sports cuz we went too wild on hockey. It's totes worth it. And you'll never believe what went down on our trip to Montreal.ย Climb in and snuggle up. Shit's looser than ever in this one!ย PS--shout out to the Vancouver Warriors for inspiring this ridiculous epi. We love y'all.
We took a lil break from the Pod for school tests and R&R. But we're back, BABY. We've got CFL. Tay marries a whole NBA team. And Crys brings someone back for a BOOTY CALL, ayoooo! Get it on with us in Epi # 5.
Sup, loose cannons? We're a week late (no, not that way) with uploading the podcast. Sorry, last week was a shitshow with midterms. Honestly, this episode is also kind of a shitshow. We went on some WILD Stephen A. Smith tangents. Dion Waiters, we gotchu with THE WEEEEEED. The girls go OFF on why they love guys in grey sweatpants. And find out which # 87 we'd like to 69 ;)ย
Just a friendly PSA: we're fucking beepless now BITCHES!
Our podcast was legit 69 minutes (before edits)...nice. Tay and Crys ZAMBONI a whole squad of shirtless hotties on a Zamboni. James Harden's beard really turns us on, both on-and-off the basketball courts. Crys wants to hurdle into this electric running back. And we chuck a certain Cleveland Brown who needs A LOT of help with his wardrobe. Don't worry, Crys has some spicy suggestions.ย
We kick it into overdrive and introduce a new segment this week. Spoiler alert: he's the MVP of speed.ย
All that and so much fucking more on this week's Between the Bedposts.
What it do, baby! This past week, we nearly died. Two "flashy" chicks make our Bush League list. Find out who has both girls on their knees. Crys has a major Stephen A. Smith moment. And Tay hops in the sack with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich connoisseur?? With 50+ fucks (we missed a couple, we know), we've decided to go beepless starting next week. Load your cannons, shit's about to get LOOSE.
In this week's episode of Between the Bedposts, we explain the rules and name of the game. We discuss our F@ck, Marry, and Chucks of the week. We got Space Jam. We got Cardi B. But most importantly we got Jimmy G's ...